你好 皮尔斯 Hi, Pierce. Oh...
新年快乐 伙计们 Happy new year, you guys.
放假有什么趣事 Do anything fun over break?
小本在咱们教堂的圣诞剧目中 Oh, baby Ben got to be baby Jesus
扮演耶稣宝宝 in our church's nativity play.
安德烈扮演约瑟夫 乔丹扮演智者 Andre was Joseph, and Jordan was one of the wise men,
我负责选角 and I was in charge of casting.
我将所有电影收藏数字化了 I digitized my entire movie collection.
拜拜了您呐 录像机 Good-bye, VHS.
欢迎 VCD播放机 Hello, selectavision CED video disc.
我对新学期作好了心理准备 I'm very psyched for the new semester.
或者应该说 Or should I say...
学习了《人类心理学导论》 Intro to Human Psyched.
差劲 The worst.
到了期中 我们便能在同学中实践 For our midterm, we actually get to diagnose
为他们确诊 a fellow student with something.
你不是已经给许多人确诊过了吗 Don't you do way too much of that already?
指控性反对失调症 Accusational opposition disorder.
大家好 Hello.
看来你们已经注意到我的狂妄自大 It appears you've all noticed that my swagger
又扩张了一个档次 has a new swagger.
我来解释 I'll explain.
放假时 我尝试了 Over break, I took the plunge
去看新的心理医生 and started seeing a new shrink.
搞什么 名医在此 What? Hello!
幸会 总之 我谈了和父亲的心结 Hello. Anyway, I talked about my dad,
狠揍了一堆枕头 punched a few pillows.
她给我开了些超棒的抗焦虑药 And she put me on this amazing anti-anxiety pill.
大大地提高了我的自信 It's really enhanced my self-confidence.
我解释得太精彩了 I explained that really well.
杰夫 你不能吃抗焦虑药 Jeff, you can't be on anti-anxiety meds.
你的自负能保持安分守己就指着 What little self-doubt you have is the only thing
你这一小点点的自我怀疑呢 keeping your ego penned in.
你是个教科书版的标准自恋狂 You are a textbook narcissist.
我是与众不同的自恋狂 布雷塔 I'm an exceptional narcissist, Britta.
失陪下 Oh, excuse me.
我没有杀我妻子 I didn't kill my wife!
我不在乎 I don't care.
别再逃了 Stop that fugitive!
[小布版《亡命天涯》]
我纳闷多久 I was wondering how long it would take
才会恢复正常 for things to get back to normal.
放假时 阿布蒂发现他可以 Over break, Abed realized he could hire
从中介聘请明星模仿者 celebrity impersonators from a service
为他专人服务 for his own personal use.
他自此 沉迷其中 He's been doing it...a lot.
他又没有伤害到谁 He's not hurting anybody.
他只是再现电影经典场景而已 He just likes reenacting scenes from movies.
毫无疑问的超级赞 It's unquestionably awesome.
我表示怀疑 I question it.
他整个新年都和 《荒岛余生》中 He spent new year's locked in our bathroom
邪恶版汤姆·汉克斯锁在洗手间里 with a bad Tom Hanks from Cast Away.
阿布蒂扮演排球吗 Abed was the volleyball?
-说得通 -各位 注意重点 - Well, that makes sense. - You guys, focus!
请模仿者的钱哪里来的 Where's he getting the money for all this?
开劝诫会 开劝诫会 开劝诫会 Intervention. Intervention. Intervention.
不 你们不要再干预别人的生活了 No! You guys need to stop intervening.
你们有什么毛病啊 You seriously have a problem.
-我说我没杀我妻子 -我还是不在乎 - I said I didn't kill my wife! - I still don't care.
不许动 Freeze!
昌 他们演戏而已 Chang, they're just acting!
-不好意思 -什么情况 - Oh. Sorry. - What was that?
我一哥们儿在动物园上班 I've got a friend at the zoo.
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翻译 独醉
翻译 米粒
翻译 猪猪
翻译 山炮
时间轴 菜六水
校对 夕橙
后期 鱼骨头
总监 夕橙
《废柴联盟》 第三季第十二集
麻醉枪到底是怎么回事 What is this I hear about a tranquilizer gun?
如果你击中了小个子学生 If you had hit a small student,
人家会死的 they could have died!
我不会那样做 I wouldn't do that.
我都是用超大手电筒恐吓他们 I have a heavy flashlight for them.
本 Oh, Ben!
我必须采取极端手段 Look, I have to resort to extreme measures.
我这儿光杆司令一个 I'm a one-man army.
你都不给人家配手下 You won't let me have any guards.
咱学校是穷光蛋 本 We're broke, Ben!
咱们家80%的电是从 We now get 80% of our electricity
对街住宅楼偷来的 from the apartment building across the street.
好啦 Okay...
谁告诉你噘嘴这招管用的 I don't know who told you pouting was an option for you,
你现在让我产生的感觉是 but all you're making me feel right now
对芮妮·齐薇格恨之入骨 is hatred of Renee Zellweger.
[《BJ单身日记》女主 嘴唇很有特色]
或许你可以招募些学生作为保安实习生 Look, maybe you can bring on some students as security interns.
我可以给他们 I'll let you offer them a credit
安全课或是数学课的学分 in Safety or Math or something.
多谢 院长大人 Thank you, sir.
除非我造反推翻你 否则你不会后悔的 You won't regret this unless I rise up against you.
不知道为什么说这句 再见 I don't know why I said that. Bye.
杰夫 杰夫 Jeff. Jeff!
我查了资料 我是对的 I looked it up. I was right.
丹尼·托马斯的事吗[老牌喜剧演员] Oh, that thing about Danny Thomas?
我也查了 好奇怪 I looked it up too. Weird.
不是 是你吃的药 No, those meds you're taking.
没有焦虑阻止你的虚荣心膨胀的话 Without anxiety to keep your vanity in check,
你对高度自恋狂症候群完全没抵抗力 you are vulnerable to a syndrome called hyper-narcissosis.
听着 这个苹果好比你的自负 Okay, look. This apple is your ego.
想象它膨胀到临界点 Imagine it expanding to the point of critical mass,
掌控你的人性 taking over your whole personality,
让你变成不受控制的怪物 making you an uncontrollable monster.
布雷塔 苹果怎么能解释清楚 Britta, how did an apple make that clear?
还想象苹果膨胀? Imagine it expanding?
-用气球打比方吧 -我正要去吃午饭 - Use a balloon. - I was on my way to lunch.
你为什么就不能让我好过些呢 Why are you trying to take this away from me?
我享受无焦虑一身轻 I like having no anxiety.
世界对我来说是和谐的 I'm in harmony with the world.
气色不错 翁格 Looking good, Winger.
多谢 伦纳德 多谢夸奖 Thank you, Leonard, for that compliment,
多谢你曾参军为国效力 and for your service to this country.
我现在超级自信 I'm so confident now,
我以前不敢想的事情现在都能搞定 I can pull things off I never dreamed possible.
瞧着 飞行员 Look. Aviators.
最后一次登机广播 猛男航空公司 Final boarding call, Beefcake Airways.
我以朋友的立场 I'm warning you as your friend
警告你别再服药了 to get off of those meds.
在药物排出体外前 And until they're out of your system,
远离谄媚奉承 stay away from flattering situations--
远离婚礼 远离暧昧灯光 weddings, soft lighting,
别出席正装场合 别去同性恋酒吧 formal wear, gay bars.
摘下那玩意儿 And take those off!
因为戴上会帅瞎你的眼吗 Because they make me look good?
这你别管 That's not relevant.
欢迎回来 杰夫瑞 怎么 Ah, welcome back, Jeffrey. How was your--
神呐 连影子都帅到不行 Oh, my god! Even his shadow!
看他的影子 Look at his shadow!
格林德尔保安队需要你
保安实习职位空缺 Security internship available.
来拥抱世界呀 Come on, see the world.
好吧 世界是拥抱不了的 给点面子嘛 Well, you won't see the world, but come on!
-纳德尔 -文尼 - Hey, Nadir. - Oh, hey, Vinnie.
文尼是"明星山寨"的老板 Vinnie's the owner of the Doppel Gang,
我体验过他们的明星脸服务 the celebrity impersonator service I use.
你挺眼熟嘛 You look familiar.
咱都是从底层开始混的 That's how we all get started in this racket.
不过你要是机灵的话 But at a certain point, if you're smart,
就能趁这张值钱的弗伦奇·斯图尔特脸干瘪前 you move up to management before the gold mine
其实这就是本尊 曾出演《歪星撞地球》
找准时机混上管理层了 of resembling French Stewart runs dry.
弗伦奇·斯图尔特 French Stewart...
说到"值钱" And speaking of gold mines,
哥们 你欠我三千块 You owe me three grand, pal.
行 记我账上 Cool. Put it on my account.
你当我谁啊 傻逼吗 What do I look like, a sucker?
我当你是弗伦奇·斯图尔特 可我没钱 French Stewart. But I don't have three grand.
那你最好找钱来 Well, you know what, you better get it.
我可告诉你 Because I'm gonna tell you something right now--
我去 你扮西克雷斯特肯定不错 Holy crap, you'd make an amazing Seacrest.
瑞安·西克雷斯特 美偶帅主持
谢谢夸奖 Very kind. Thank you.
而且你比他还高大不少 You're actually a lot taller than Seacrest.
下巴也更尖一些 You've actually got a sharper jaw too.
比起那个以帅独步江湖的小子 It's amazing, you're actually more handsome than the guy
你可比他帅多了 who's famous for being handsome.
杰夫 Jeff?
自负
没事的 姿态放低些 You'll be okay. Just stay humble.
这样吧 哥再给你指条明路 You know what, maybe there's another option for you.
周六我有一场活动 I've got a big event Saturday,
特缺人 Needs a lot of bodies, huh?
你们这又有几张不错的明星脸 And I see some high-value faces here.
奥普拉 Got an Oprah.
她身边这位呢 And sitting next to her
可以扮朱迪·嘉兰或者安妮·海瑟薇 is a Judy Garland or an Anne Hathaway.
不过得装副大门牙 Add a few extra teeth.
这俩更绝 Wow, this is rare.
黑白两版迈克尔·杰克逊 Both versions of Michael Jackson.
你呢 And you...
-发福白兰度 -伯特·雷诺兹 - Fat Brando. - Burt Reynolds.
-啥 -啥 - What? - What?
-发福白兰度 -伯特·雷诺兹 - Fat Brando. - Burt Reynolds.
-随便 -随便 - Whatever. - Whatever.
你们要是来干这一票 Look, if you guys work this gig for me
六小时 咱就算扯平了 for six hours, we'll call it even.
可以啊 Sounds fun.
阿布蒂 文尼 能让我们商量一下吗 Abed, Vinnie, can we have a minute to talk about this?
行 文尼 来 那个炸鱼条的 Sure. Come on, Vinnie. The guy who makes the fish sticks
长得超像昆西·琼斯 looks just like Quincy Jones.
-不会吧 -真的 - Get out. - Seriously.
不好意思 Guys, I'm sorry,
这事儿我们不能掺和 but this is where we have to put our foot down.
她说的挺在理 Well, she has a point.
下次说不定就是一万 再下次就是两万 Next time it'll be $10,000, and then $20,000,
然后越欠越多 and then he'll hit rock bottom
最后只有上帝能帮他了 and have no one to turn to but Jesus.
要我说咱们别管了 I say we let this play out.
我倒是愿意帮忙 I'd love to help,
不过在大型派对上扮瑞安·西克雷斯特 But playing Ryan Seacrest at a big party
对我本人可能不太好 may not be a safe situation for me.
每次阿布蒂要面对现实问题 We could actually hurt Abed
我们就穿上戏服帮他搞定 if every time he faces reality,
这样是在害阿布蒂 we dress up and play make-believe to bail him out.
你们真好意思说 Shame on you people.
阿布蒂要不要成长不用你们管 It's not our job to help Abed grow up.
他不需要现实 Abed doesn't need reality.
他是一个谜一样的神人 Abed is a magical, elf-like man
有他在 我们的生活也充满了神奇色彩 who makes us all more magical by being near us.
皮尔斯 上次你大半夜忘了怎么放屁 Pierce, who came over in the middle of the night
是谁过去教你的 that time you forgot how to fart?
-阿布蒂 -雪瑞 - Abed. - Shirley...
是谁帮你搞到了由萨菲尔的小说《推》 Who got you a dvd of Precious,
改编的电影《珍爱》的DVD based on the novel Push, by Sapphire,
连同萨菲尔亲笔签名版的《推》 and a copy of the novel Push autographed by Sapphire?
阿布蒂 Abed.
遇见他之前 我们都活在没劲的现实中 All we had was dumb reality before we met that man.
有了他 生活就美好得多 And he's made all of our lives better than reality.
现在就出了这么一小点状况 Now it becomes a little inconvenient,
你们就又要转回现实了吗 and it's time to get real?
丢人 For shame!
他说得对 对不起 特洛伊 He's right. Sorry, Troy.
伙计们 Hey, guys.
阿布蒂 我们很愿意帮忙 Abed, we would be happy to help you out.
会很有意思的 It'll be a good time.
-好 好好好 -好 - Cool. Cool, cool, cool, - Cool.
-奥普拉 -谢谢 - Oprah. - Oh, thank you.
-回见 文 -发福白兰度 - See ya, Vin. - Fat Brando.
-伯特·雷诺兹 -好吧 - Burt Reynolds. - Yeah.
多谢通融 肯定会很好玩的 Thanks for being flexible. This'll be fun.
好玩 好吧 不过我丑话说前头 Fun. Yeah, sure. But here's the deal.
你们要是搞砸了 Um, if you guys mess this up,
他那笔帐就算逾期未付 Then his debt is overdue.
我呢 也懒得再算账了 And I don't send another bill.
我就派两个人来 No, I send two guys that look a lot
俩人长得跟文·瑞姆斯和迈克尔·切克利斯一样 Like Ving Rhames and Michael Chiklis.
有兴趣的请百度 看照片就明白了
要说打断腿这种戏码 And they do a very convincing impression
他俩演得可好了 of breaking your friend's legs.
秘诀是啥 人家实打实地真打 Their secret is... They actually break them.
豪伊·施沃茨的明星成人礼
好了 明星脸们 All right, impersonators,
最尊贵的客人就一位 豪伊·施沃茨 our guest of honor is one Howie Schwartz,
根据犹太礼教 Who, according to the Talmud,
他今天成年 不过要我说呢 just became a man. But I have to say,
小哥们还是奶娃一个 I wouldn't want him next to me in a foxhole.
基本守则 Ground rules--
根据划分好的区域 大家画地为牢 do stay in your assigned quadrants
别忘时不时来上一句 Quoting lines from movies you are positive
你们模仿的人说过的电影台词 that your impersonatee was in.
不要离开你们的负责区域 Do not leave your quadrant,
打嗝放屁 咳嗽骂人 通通禁止 burp, fart, cough, hiccup, or cuss.
当然吉姆斯除外 The obvious exception being James,
他扮演沃尔特·马修 our resident Walter Matthau.
吉米 感觉怎么样 How you doing, Jimmy?
你爱咋咋样 Aw, you give 'em hell.
伙计们 走吧 All right, let's go.
-生命不息 战斗不止 -放马过来吧 - All my life I has to fight. - I'm ready to tangle.
美偶第一帅 穿上这件礼服 Handsome Seacrest, I need you in this tux.
杰夫 不要穿 Jeff, do not wear that.
闭嘴 白皮杰克逊 Aw, zip it, white Jacko.
别担心 那天在食堂我被吓得不轻 Don't worry, that thing in the cafeteria freaked me out,
所以我跟心理医生谈过后 so I talked to my shrink,
她把药量加倍了 and she doubled my dosage.
啥 杰夫 这太疯狂了 What? Jeff, that's insane!
我一开始也这么想 但吃了加量药后 I thought so too, but after I took that extra pill,
顿时觉得一身轻松 it seemed like a great idea.
-杰夫 穿好出发 -不 杰夫 - Jeff, put it on. Go. - No, Jeff!
布雷塔 别吵了 Britta, stop arguing.
你要想说什么 If you have anything else to say,
就边滑太空步边尖着嗓子嚎 say it in a high-pitched voice while walking backwards.
杰夫现在危在旦夕 Jeff is in grave danger.
请先留步 Uh, may I help you?
我是超级明星脸 I'm one of the impersonators.
哪个明星 Which one?
非要我挑明了吗 Do I have to say it?
伯特·雷诺兹啊 Burt Reynolds.
好吧 我真心觉得没人肯雇你 Uh, yeah, I don't believe anybody hired you
模仿伯特·雷诺兹 to impersonate Burt Reynolds.
-为什么 -非要我挑明了吗 - Why not? - Do I have to say it?
-你好 -我是白兰度 - May I help you? - I'm Brando.
前缀 "发福" Could be under "Fat."
太像了啊 Totally.
快请进 Go on in.
阿布蒂 快回你的位置 Abed, get back to your station.
现在没空 我跟吉娜·戴维斯聊天呢 I can't right now, I'm talking to Geena Davis.
阿布蒂 我们得按指挥来 Abed, we have to do this right
要不你的债就还不清了 or Vinnie won't clear your debt.
特洛伊 谈钱多没劲啊 Troy, who cares about money?
快瞧瞧啊 这里活力四射 Look around. This is why we're alive.
伪洛伦佐·拉马斯 咱们走 Ooh, fake Lorenzo Lamas. Let's go.
听闻你英年早逝 我深表悲痛 I was so sad to hear of your passing.
我也一样 Me too.
昌警官 你在这干什么呢 Sergeant Chang, what are you doing here?
你好啊 安妮 Hey, Annie.
有个犹太教士哥哥 就是有这么点好处啦 Just one of the perks when your brother's a Rabbi.
他主持的仪式会让我负责 He throws me some private security gigs
相关安保工作 at the events he officiates.
这帮子有时可真够彪悍的 They can get really intense sometimes.
你相信居然有混蛋带着手术刀参加割礼吗 Can you believe some jerk brought a scalpel to a bris?
笑一个 Now smile.
他怎么擅离职守 Why is he out of his quadrant?
我是洛伦佐·拉马斯 I'm Lorenzo Lamas.
-他们这是电影情节重现 -别扯淡 - He's reenacting a movie. - Please.
我怎么不知道杰米·李·柯蒂斯 What movie were Jamie Lee Curtis
和洛伦佐·拉马斯一起演过电影 and Lorenzo Lamas in together?
真为你的无知感到可耻 See, now I'm just embarrassed for you
你连洛伦佐演的《石油》都没看过 because you've never seen Lorenzo's Oil.
洛伦佐演一个石油大亨 Lorenzo is an oil tycoon
他和杰米·李·柯蒂斯 that gets his address book switched
相互拿错了地址簿 with Jamie Lee Curtis',
他们还轮流背着对方跑 and they give each other piggyback rides.
老天啊 你没上过大学吗 I can't believe-- did you go to college?
当然 Yes.
木有 No.
管他的 继续干活 Whatever. Keep working.
我的天呐 你太帅了 Oh, my God. You are gorgeous!
瞧这帅小伙 Would you look at this one.
活脱脱的罗伯特·雷德福 He's like a Robert Redford.
不对 他是增高更帅版的美偶主持 No, no, more like a taller, hotter Ryan Seacrest.
比起那个以帅独步江湖的小子 It's amazing, you're actually more handsome than the guy
你可比他帅多了 who's famous for being handsome.
自负
开颅神棍2000版 顶级货色 Skull Cracker 2000. Top of the line.
-谁想来拿拿 -我 - Who wants to hold it? - Me!
-这玩意太酷了 -棒极了 - That's so cool. - Awesome.
伙计 这玩意太猛了 Dude, this is so sick.
快瞧瞧 Check this out.
有没有想赚大学学分的好小伙 Any of you fine young men interested in a college credit?
-当然想 -想啊 - Sure! - Right!
伙计 点歌别找我 Look, man, if you have a request.
我是冒牌DJ 这些都是道具 Not a real DJ, okay. These are just props.
你太像我的一个朋友了 You look like a friend of mine.
莫比 美国歌手
你那朋友很像莫比吗 You're friends with Moby?
杰夫 Jeff!
我离婚以后还从没这么 I haven't been dipped like that
春心荡漾过呢 since my last divorce.
布雷塔 被你说中了 Britta, you were right.
我的自负在膨胀 快救救我 I can feel my ego taking over. Do something!
听好了 Okay, listen to me.
你其实没什么了不起 懂吗 You are not that big of a deal. Do you understand?
你的身姿糟糕无比 You have bad posture.
俯卧撑做太多 搞得你胸肌似巨乳 When you do to many push-ups, it looks like you have boobs.
你家浴室里的瓷砖恶俗之至 The tile in your bathroom is tacky.
你在床上封闭自我 全无感情 You were emotionally closed off in bed.
说到这个 有一回我完全没快感 To the point where. One time, I didn't come up
因为咱俩距离太远 根本没合成体 because I couldn't find close enough parking.
你的腚沟也裂得无比之高 You have an unusually high butt crack.
谢谢你 Thank you.
撒这么多谎 真是太难为你了 It couldn't have been easy for you to lie like that.
我带你抓紧离开这里 We are getting you out of here.
快回你的负责区域 赶紧的 Get back to your quadrant. Now!
布雷塔 Britta!
宝贝 你就是今晚的闪亮之星 Honey, you were the highlight of the evening.
如果我是评委 所有奖项都要归你 If it were up to me, you'd win every single award.
还有奖项吗 There's awards?
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
欢迎参加豪伊·施沃茨的成年礼颁奖现场 welcome to Howie Schwartz's bar mitzvah awards.
颁发第一个奖项的嘉宾 Here to present the first award
是伪摩根·弗里曼和山寨博诺 are fake Morgan Freeman and fake Bono.
山寨博诺 代数很难学啊 You know, fake Bono, algebra can be tough.
千真万确 伪摩根·弗里曼 It sure can, fake Morgan Freeman.
所以说应该嘉奖 And that's why it's so important
轻松搞定代数的人 to reward those to whom it comes so easily.
最佳数学学生的得主是 The winner for best math student is...
豪伊·施沃茨 Howie Schwartz.
这奖杯还挺沉呢 Wow, these things are heavy.
获得卫生标兵奖的是 豪伊·施沃茨 The award for Cleanest Room goes to Howie Schwartz.
最炫滑板玩家奖 豪伊·施沃茨 Coolest Skateboard Trick, Howie Schwartz!
《光晕》最佳玩家奖 豪伊·施沃茨 Best Halo Score Score, Howie Schwartz!
接下来这个奖毫无疑问是你的啊 If you ask me, I think you're gonna win the award
全场最帅男青年啊 for Most Handsome Young Man.
别开玩笑了 这是人家的成人礼 Nah. Oh, give me a break. It's his Bar Mitzvah.
杰夫 我们该走了 Jeff, I think that we should go.
还有个奖没颁呢 是给最帅男青年的 There's an award for Most Handsome Young Man!
大家晚上好 Hello, everyone.
身为山寨奥普拉·温弗里 我万分荣幸地 It is my honor and privilege as fake Oprah Winfrey
颁发今晚最后的一个奖项 to present the night's final award--
最帅的男青年 Most Handsome Young Man.
获奖者是 And the winner is...
豪伊·施沃茨 Howie Schwartz!
不可以 Nooo!
自负
看着我 都看着我啊 Look at me! Look at meee!
不 杰夫瑞 快停下 No, Jeffrey! Jeffrey--oh!
哦 天啊 Oh, God, no!
-你搞什么呢 -这不是你想要的吗 - What the hell? - You wanted it!
你们都想要吧 You all want it!
我爱你 老爸 I love you, dad!
我就知道你肯定会请绿巨人的 I knew you'd invite the Hulk!
算你走运 You're lucky.
你朋友的债也算是还清了 And your friend's debt is paid.
吉米 等一等 Hey, Jimmy, wait up.
《一夜成名》 Boogie Nights.
你是发福版伯特·雷诺兹 对吧 You're fat Burt Reynolds, right?
承让承让 I'll take it.
阿布蒂 你的腿 他们怎么着你了 Abed, your leg! What'd they do?
告诉我他们长什么样啊 Tell me who they looked like!
叮咚叮咚 谁啊 Knock, knock! Who's there?
是你的大腿骨 他受伤了 需要钱治疗 It's your femur bone. He needs some money. He's broke.
微笑是最好的良药 Laughter's the best medicine.
你在 你在做什么 What are-- what are you doing?
我向所有的医疗机构发出挑战 I'm challenging your entire medical establishment, sir.
没说你 Not you.
我们忙活了一晚上就为了帮你还债 So we just spent our whole night paying off your debt,
你却又把钱浪费在山寨帕奇·亚当斯身上 and you're blowing money on a Patch Adams?
买一赠一 我们还要演大力水手呢 It's two for one. We're doing Popeye next.
给他来点儿菠菜 Get him some spinach.
我是奥丽弗 I'm Olive Oyl.
都给我滚 Get out!
你在生我的气吗 Are you mad at me?
-没有 -那就好 - No. - Cool.
我准备进幻梦空间 I was gonna go in the Dreamatorium
然后重演《时空探长》 and play Inspector Spacetime.
祝开心 Have fun.
-阿布蒂 -干嘛 - Abed. - Yeah?
你过来 Come here.
我是在生你的气 I am mad at you.
你刚说你不生气 咱俩之间不说谎的 You said you weren't. We never lie.
-我知道 -我们之前说好了的 - I know. - We made a deal.
2009年10月15日 朋友之间无谎言 October 15, 2009. Friends don't lie to each other.
我知道 我撒谎了 I know! I lied.
因为你不喜欢别人告诉你应该做什么 Because you don't like people who tell you what to do,
而且我也不想成为那种人 and I don't want to be one of those people.
-那就别做呗 -但我必须做 - Then don't be. - I have to be.
你不能再雇明星脸的群众演员了 You have to stop renting celebrity impersonators.
文尼本来想打断你的双腿的 Vinnie was gonna break both of your legs.
我必须很努力地表演去帮助你还债 I had to work really hard to help you.
可你不是也挺想那样的吗 But that's what you wanted to do.
是的 Yes.
我却不能做我想做的事了 But I can't do what I want to do?
恐怕不能 并不是每次都可以 I guess not. Not all the time.
有些时候你必须得相信我 Sometimes you're just gonna have to trust
-有些事我比你明白 -我恐怕不能 - that I know better about stuff. - I don't know if I can do that.
那我觉得你必须得相信 Then I guess you're gonna have to trust
你只能相信我了 that you're gonna have to trust me.
我不想和你终结友情 所以 Well, I don't want to stop being your friend, so...
我想以后有时我会让你指点一二的 I guess I'll let you tell me what to do sometimes.
还是死党吗 Still best friends?
当然 Yeah.
还是铁哥们 永远的 Still best friends. Always.
好 好好好 Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
要继续去幻梦空间吗 You still gonna go to the Dreamatorium?
是的 但现在我想一个人去 Oh, yeah, but I think I'm gonna play by myself right now,
如果你不介意的话 If that's okay.
好的 没问题 Cool. Okay.
美偶绿主持 天下无敌 Seacrest Hulk, you're the greatest!
[Seacrest Hulk 美偶帅主持加绿巨人的合体]
你最棒了 美偶绿主持 Whoo! You rock, Seacrest Hulk!
我爱你 美偶绿主持 I love you, Seacrest Hulk!
美偶绿主持 你就是一疯子 You know, Seacrest Hulk, you're a meshugener.
你还好吗 You okay?
不 我毁了人家的成人礼 No. I ruined a Bar Mitzvah.
我是个混蛋 I'm a bad person.
你现在的感觉叫羞愧 What you're feeling is called shame.
证明你的情况有所好转了 It means you're getting better.
一旦那些药片失效了你也就正常了 You're gonna be safe again once those pills wear off.
我在想 Um, I was thinking...
你不是在找你心理课的研究对象吗 You know that person that you study for your psych class?
或许我就是一个好例子 Maybe that should be me.
不不不 你还不够格 Uh-uh. No way.
从病理上说 你根本不够标准啊 You are way out of my league, diagnostically speaking.
我还想研究研究不太复杂的人格呢 I'm gonna go with someone a little less complicated.
比如阿布蒂 Like Abed.
特洛伊去哪儿了 Where's Troy?
在另一个房间啊 In the other room.
好吧 独自一人旅行 That's okay. There are many advantages
可是好处多多呢 of traveling by yourself.
你可以开得更快 随意改方向 You can drive faster, change direction.
上厕所时间都是你一个人的 And the only pee breaks are yours.
-你是真的吗 -你呢 - Are you real? - Are you?
这简直太疯狂了 This is really crazy.
而且也说不通啊 可能是太暗了吧 And inaccessible, and maybe too dark.
对他们管用 对咱们可不一定 Maybe to them, but not to us.
好 好好好 Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
热 热热热 Hot. Hot, hot, hot.
同志们 Gentlemen,
谁是世界之王 全球之霸呀 who is ready to Chang the world?
昌昌昌 放光芒 Chang! Chang! Chang!
昌王万岁 All hail Chang!