好 啊 Okay. Ahh.
我叫亚历克斯·奥斯本 Um, my name is Alex Osbourne,
如果你在看这片子的话 And if you're watching this,
说明我已经死了 It means I'm dead.
或者我只是在给你看 Or I'm just showing you.
不过很可能我是死了 Uh, but I'm probably dead.
给我的前妻美格达 我留下了疱疹 To my ex-wife Magda, I leave herpes.
不过她知道的 已经治好了 But she knows that, it's dealt with.
至于我的冥河乐队专辑收藏 As for my collection of styx albums,
谁也不给 I leave that to no one.
因为没人像我这样崇拜冥河乐队 Because that's who appreciated styx as much as me.
最后 我社区大学有个拍电影的叫阿布蒂 Finally, there's a kid named Abed who makes movies
我留给他的是 为我拍摄悼念MV at my community college, and to him I leave the task
以向我光荣的一生致敬 of creating a video tribute of my life.
以下是一些他可以使用的镜头 What follows is some general purpose footage that he can use.
你从哪儿弄来的 Where did you get this?
一个脸上有疤的独臂男人留下的 Some one-armed guy with a scar on his face dropped it off.
他说他是星霸的律师 He said he was Star-burns' lawyer.
他那条胳膊有多短 How one-armed was he?
差不多时你就喊停 Tell me when to stop.
-没的是另外一条胳膊 -伙计们 - It was the other arm. - You guys!
我感觉到一种力量迫使我想满足他的心愿 I feel oddly compelled to fulfill his request.
你们愿意帮我写讣告吗 Would you guys help me write obituary copy?
你是说像"星霸因冰毒作坊爆炸 You mean like, "Star-burns died how he lived--
因公殉职"这样吗 in a meth lab explosion"?
能不能把电视关了 Can we turn this off?
我跟你们一起面对死亡很不舒服 I'm not as comfortable with death as you guys.
他去了更好的地方了 He's in a better place now.
是啊 蓝光碟架 Yeah. The blu-ray shelf.
那是什么 What is that?
星霸还留下了他的骨灰 Star-burns also left me his ashes.
他要求要把骨灰烧掉 He requested they be burnt.
我估计他没明白什么叫骨灰 I don't think he knows how ashes work.
那小家伙是他的蜥蜴 The small one's his lizard.
如果擦一下 If we rub that,
他会跳出来做模仿秀吗 Will he come out and do celebrity impressions?
-我想不会 -那我想把它扔出去 - I don't think so. - Then I want it out of here.
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翻译 猪猪
翻译 挖坑雀跃夕常在
校对 填坑挽泪橙废人
总监 夕橙
时间轴 子衿
后期 鱼骨头
《废柴联盟》 第三季第十八集
伙计们 对刚发生的悲伤事件 You guys, how long are we going to avoid talking
我们要视而不见避而不谈多久 About this really serious thing that's happened?
怎么话题老是围绕你们这些人的大屠杀转 Is it always about the holocaust with you people?
我说的是星霸 你知道 去世的事 I'm talking about Star-burns, you know, dying.
我知道很悲哀 但死亡也是人生一部分 I know it's sad, but death is a natural part of life
就我说完这句话的关头 And by the time I finish this sentence,
中国就死了100个人 100 people will have died in china.
你干嘛要说完呢 Why...Did you stop talking?
我得给我笔友打电话了 I have to call my pen pal.
星霸是个好人啊 Star-burns was a good man.
上次我踩到他脚他差点就没告我了 He barely sued me that time I ran over his foot.
要我说 我们应该像星霸生前一样 I say we honor Star-burns by discussing him
吐槽之 以寄托哀思 the same amount we did when he was alive.
杰夫 放尊重点 Jeff, have some respect.
他也许的确只是一个 He might have been a scuzzy weirdo
将鬓角剃成星状的邋遢怪人 who shaved his sideburns into star shapes...
白眉 Pai mai?
我是特洛伊 你还好吗 It's Troy. Are you okay?
很好 我挂了 都花了七块钱话费了 Okay, good, I gotta go. This costs $7.
可他也是我们同学 差不多算是朋友吧 But he was also a classmate, a kinda sorta friend sometimes
至少也是个人哪 And above all, a human being.
他跟我们生活有交集 He touched all our lives.
安妮说得有道理 Annie has a point.
同龄人的去世 特别是在我们这个年纪 The death of a peer, especially at our age,
的确可以引起一系列的情感波动 Can trigger a whole range of emotions.
-作为一名心理学... -学生 - As a psychologist... - Student.
-我特此提供本人专业的 -不专业的 - I hereby offer my licensed... - Unlicensed.
悲伤心理治疗服务 Services as a grief counselor.
-悲伤心理祸害 -如果有人想谈的话 - Grief causer. - If anyone needs to talk,
-医生 -十分不靠谱 - The doctor... - Not even close.
就在这里 Is in.
布雷塔 我需要你帮我直面惨痛的人生 Britta, I could use some help dealing with my grief.
-太棒了 -是啊 - Great. - Yeah.
我正指望你这么说呢 I was hoping you'd say that,
因为 我有备而来 Because...I came prepared.
我们刚认识时你明明比我聪明的 You seemed smarter than me when I met you.
谢谢 Thank you.
为了便于练习 For the purposes of this exercise,
我来当星霸 I am Star-burns.
告诉我你们之前一直没机会对我说的话 Tell me the things you never got a chance to say to me.
拜托 伙计们 问什么都行 Come on, guys, you can ask me anything.
天堂到底啥样的 What's heaven like?
我不知道 闪闪发光吧 Uh, I don't know. Glittery.
问我些别的 Ask me something else.
[美国著名新闻评论员 节目主持人]
你在天堂看见蒂姆·拉瑟特了吗 Have you seen Tim Russert?
你们都不会玩嘛 Guys, you are doing this wrong.
问我些私人的问题 Ask me something personal.
星霸 我跟你不熟 Star-burns, I didn't know you that well,
你为什么老是一股腊肠的味道 But why did you smell exactly like salami?
-阿布蒂 -我有问题 我梳子在哪儿 - Abed. - I got one. Where's my comb?
-我不知道 -没错 是他 - I don't know. - Yep, it's him.
你干嘛要在脚踝上藏把弹簧刀 Why did you tape that switchblade to your ankle?
你为啥拉屎的时候老是不关厕所隔间的门 Why did you always poop with the stall door open?
你跟布雷塔亲热的事是真的吗 Is it true you made out with britta?
我觉得这些都跟此事没关系 I don't see how that's relevant.
在胖子尼尔的黑光派对上 It was fat Neil's black light party.
-薇琪看见你们了 -如果是真的 - Vicki saw you. - If that's true--
如果 也许是因为她喝得烂醉 If--maybe it was because she was really drunk
而且刚刚知道 And she had just found out
她的初恋男友快结婚了 That her first boyfriend was getting married.
你们问的都不对啊 If you guys are gonna do this wrong,
我要把这都摘下来 Then I'm gonna take these off.
好吧 我开始喜欢悲伤心理治疗了 Okay, grief counseling is growing on me.
*奴家本是佳人俏院长* *Come on, I'm dean*
*葱白柔荑世无双* *and my hands are so clean*
*此番闲来无事做* *at this moment*
*佳人巧手订纸张* I am stapling
本·昌求见 Ben Chang is here.
让他进来 Ah, send him in.
本 别来无"院"啊 Ben, how's it "Deaning"?
有何贵"昌" Can't "Com-chang."
要你签个名 Just needed you to sign this.
行啊 Okay.
咱们好好瞧一瞧 Let's just...Give this a little look-a-roo.
"安保设备升级请愿" "Request for increased security."
帅气的新制服 这我喜欢 "Cool new uniforms." I like that.
宣布戒严令的权力 没那么喜欢 "Power to enact martial law," Not so much.
无限期羁押 胡椒喷雾 "Indefinite detention, pepper spray,
强制性腔体搜查 禁止软饮料 Involuntary cavity searches-- no soft-serve"?
所有的液体和胶体都只能装在 All liquids and gels must be in sealed bottles
不到3盎司的密封瓶里 No larger than 3 ounces.
抱歉了 昌 这太过于极端了 I'm sorry, Chang, this stuff is too extreme.
这里是社区大学 不是市立大学 This is a community college, not an inner-city high school.
该大学的某人渣使用偷来的实验室设备 It's a community college where a degenerate
结果将自己炸得稀巴烂 just blew himself up with stolen lab equipment.
确切地讲 应该是被盗设备中的冰毒 To be fair, it was the crystal meth inside
将他炸得稀巴烂 the stolen lab equipment that blew him up.
这就是你们这些平头百姓的问题所在 That's the problem with you civilian suits.
你只想要结果却不管 You want the results but you don't want
香肠是怎么做出来的 to know how the sausage gets made.
我来告诉你香肠是咋做的 Well, I'll tell you how the sausage gets made.
把很多的肉塞进肠衣里 It's a lot of ground meat and it gets stuffed into a casing
看上去就跟拉出来的屎一样 That looks like a cross between a dude's dong and a poop.
我没明白这是什么意思 请出去 I don't know how that helps me, but please leave.
行啊 不过你会后悔的 Fine, but you will regret this.
估计不会 I doubt it.
这是给你的 This just came for you.
好嘛 Great.
我得给杰夫和学习小组带去更多噩耗 I have to give more bad news to Jeff and his study group.
接好我的电话 我得挑身行头出来 Hold my calls, I have to pick an outfit.
谁想去跳舞吖 Who wants to dance?
诸位 干得好啊 Nice work, everyone.
现在想象下篮子里最后的那只小狗 Now think about that last little puppy in that basket
不要想其他小狗 Out of all those puppies.
现在 它也着火了 And now... He's catching fire too.
布雷塔 你为什么要对我们这么残忍 Britta! Why are you making us feel these things?
我们需要把情绪宣泄出来 We need to bring our emotions to the surface
逐一探索 And explore them.
非得用小狗狗吗 Does it always have to be puppies though?
拜托 各位 Oh, come on, everybody.
完全没必要这么做 This is a completely unnecessary process.
杰夫现在的表现叫做否认 What Jeff's doing right now is called denial
这是悲伤五阶段的第一阶段 and it is the first of five stages of grief
最终是接受 that ends with acceptance.
请把其他几个阶段说出来 Name any other stage.
问毛问 你期末考吗 What are you, my final?
也许我们用不着悲伤治疗 Maybe we don't need grief counseling.
不过至少我们也要办个追悼会什么的吧 But seems like the least we could do is have a memorial or something.
没错 一起办个小型追悼会 Oh, yes, we could have a little service
我可以带些自制的布朗尼蛋糕 and I could bring some of my brownies
还可以找个人唱万福玛利亚 and I guess someone should sing Ave Maria.
我唱也行 怎么都行 I mean, I can do it. Whatever.
很好 追悼一个礼拜怎么样 Sure, why not drag it out for weeks?
今后一直悲伤堕落 一事无成 Why not wallow for the rest of our lives
不也挺好吗 and never get anything done?
或者我们就该接受这显而易见的事实 Or we could just admit the simple fact that one day,
生死有命富贵在天 人走茶凉莫费周章 something is in your life and one day, it's not.
朋友们 院长来了 Dean-jour, mes amis!
很不幸 星霸冰毒作坊爆炸一事过后 Unfortunately, due to the whole Star-Burns meth lab explosion,
凯恩教授辞职了 Professor Kane has resigned,
你们的生物课就取取取消了 and you biology class has been can-can-cancelled.
现在你们学期课程不完整 Your grade is now an incomplete.
所以只能暑假补修学分 You'll have to make up the credit in the summer.
我的暑假泡汤了 My summer is gone?
不 No.
不 No!
我还准备来个火箭女郎踢大腿啥的 但 Well, I had a little rockette kick-line thing planned, but...
好的 Okay.
感谢加瑞特为我们演唱 万福玛利亚是吗 That was Garrett singing, um, Ave Maria?
万福玛利亚 Ave Maria!
雪瑞 我知道你也想一展歌喉 Uh, now, Shirley, I understand you wanted to sing something as well?
不想 谢了 No, thank you.
那好 下面进行悼词环节 Okay, then let's move on to the eulogies.
有没有人想说些什么 Does anyone have anything they wanna say
追念一下星霸 in the memory of Star-Burns?
原来是因为他将鬓角剃成星状 Because his sideburns were shaped like stars.
我才明白 我明白了 I just got it. I just got that.
有没有想说的 Anything at all.
大家可以在这里畅所欲言 This is a safe place to say what you're feeling.
我有话要说 I'll say something.
得知星霸的死讯后 After learning about Star-Burns' death,
我经历了悲伤的数个阶段 I personally went through the stages of grief
现在我处于第五阶段 接受 and have now arrived at the final one-- acceptance.
开窍了 Closure!
接受这个地方 Acceptance that this place...
这所高等教育集中营 This fallujah of higher learning...
是一座我们永远无法逃脱的囚狱 is a prison from which none of us will ever escape.
好了 杰夫瑞 你这比喻有点 Okay, Jeffrey, now we're mixing metaphors here--
事实证明 And it turns out...
星霸 骨灰罐里的这一缕英魂 that Star-Burns, this man in this urn,
应当被视作英雄 was a hero to us the whole time
因为他做了我们从未尝试过的事 because he did the one thing that none of us ever tried to do.
他逃出去了 He got out.
接着他化为灰烬了 And then he exploded.
因为格林德尔与学生为敌 Because Greendale hates its students.
-不 -它吮吸我们的血液 - No. No. - It sucks the lives from their bodies
逼迫不成人形的我们上暑期学校 and forces their desiccated husks to attend summer school.
好了 杰夫瑞 这是葬礼 Okay, Jeffrey, this is a funeral.
别搞得如此沉重 Let's keep it light.
安妮 你来说点星霸的好话 Annie, Annie, maybe you could say something nice about Star-Burns.
缓和一下那家伙的满腔愤懑 Get some sugar to go with that spice.
亚历山大喜欢被人叫做星霸 Star-Burns or Alex, as he like to be called,
是一个普通人 was a human being.
来自格林德尔的普通人 A Greendale human being...
同我一样 like me.
我把自己的大好年华 I've given this place my childhood,
热情与忠诚都献给了这里 my enthusiasm, and my loyalty,
结果呢 格林德尔却扭曲了我 and in return, Greendale has warped me
就像微波加热过的芭比娃娃 like a barbie in a microwave.
我们的校旗是一朵菊花 Our school flag is an anus!
那可是你画的 You were the guys who drew it.
我们连这个社区最好的社区大学都算不上 We're not even the best community college in our community.
你们好好想想 Let that sink in.
更为人神共愤 天理难容的是 And the cherry on top on this total lack of sundae--
我的生物课要华丽丽地挂科了 I'm failing a remedial biology class on a technicality
都因为你根本不懂怎么办学校 all because you don't know how to run a school.
-这也太 -真丢脸啊 院长 - Oh, that's-- - Shame on you, dean.
真 丢 脸 Shame...On...You!
埃迪生闪人 Edison out.
伙计们 五十刀的麦克风可不是摔着玩的 Let's maybe not drop the $50 mics, okay, guys?
雪瑞 你心怀上帝 Shirley, you love Jesus.
也许我们现在正需要宗教的感化 I think we all could use some good old-fashioned religion right now.
好吧 Well, uh, all right.
我听说星霸 Um, Star-Burns, I'm told,
是个毒贩子 um, was a drug dealer.
这种行为当然不好 Which, of course, is not good behavior.
不过 好歹也算门生意 Which--but he-- it was a business.
他有企业家精神 Um, he had an entrepreneurial spirit.
阿门 Amen.
我也有企业家精神 I had an entrepreneurial spirit.
我有梦想 I had dreams.
梦想在这间食堂里开三明治店 Dreams of opening a sandwich shop in this cafeteria.
格林德尔听取了这个梦想 And Greendale listened to those dreams...
然后窃为己用 And stole them...
把它卖给了赛百味 And sold them to subway.
这追悼会逊毙了 Worst wake ever.
我有点紧张了 I'm starting to get nervous about this.
可不 有保护心里才有底 不是吗 Yep, it'd be nice to have some protection, right?
现在签还为时不晚 Think maybe it's about time you signed this?
你要保证别做出格的事 Just promise me you'll use restraint.
没问题 绝对搞定 Yep. Every type we got.
-先生们 -万昌无疆 - Gentlemen! - All hail Chang!
我们期待的日子到来了 This is the day we've been waiting for.
武装起来 Suit...Up!
等我说 格林德尔 你们就喊 烂 When I say Greendale, you say sucks
-格林德尔 -烂 - Greendale. - Sucks.
都安静 Peace.
不 别 别 你别添乱 No, no, no, no, no, no, oh, no, you don't.
我不知道场面为何这么失控 Look, I don't know how this got out of hand either.
但作为在格林德尔呆了快十年的学生 But as a student who's been at Greendale for over a decade,
我自认为有资格说压轴感言 I think I've earned the right to say a few final words.
让他说 Let him talk!
-好吧 -谢谢 谢谢 - I'm sorry. - Thank you, thank you.
把这个操蛋地方烧掉 Let's burn this mother down!
杀他个措手不及 Helter skelter!
不 不要啊 No, no, no!
除了洋葱和橄榄 剩下的我都要带走 I'm gonna take everything but onions and olives.
我的梳子一定在这儿 混蛋玩意 I know my comb's in here, you son of a bitch!
瞧啊 少年防暴团 Look, tiny riot gear.
辣死我了 It's so peppery!
真奇怪 Strange,
你眼里没有胡椒喷雾啊 I'm not finding any pepper spray on you.
瞧仔细了 Well, check harder.
我泪流满面才不是因为被一群 It's not like I'm crying because I was chased
十二岁的小野孩们吓哭了 by the gang of scary 12-year-olds.
不得入内 我们奉命看守昌将军的犯人 No entry, we're guarding general Chang's prisoners.
这是我的学校 Okay, this is my school,
我爱去哪去哪儿 And I will enter whatever I want.
赛百味威胁说要离开格林德尔 Well, subway has threatened to pull out of Greendale
校董皆为震怒 and the school board is furious.
明天他们要调查审讯 Tomorrow, they are having a hearing to investigate
暴乱的罪魁祸首 the ringleaders of the riot,
即 格林七侠 Aka the Greendale Seven.
好名字 Catchy.
可不可以叫皮尔斯·霍桑和格林六杰 How about Pierce Hawthorne and the Greendale Six?
皮尔斯 Pierce!
或者叫格林德尔五壮士 How about the Greendale Five?
我这个院长真是当得够烂 I'm such a bad dean.
不 你才不是 No, you're not.
好吧 你是挺烂 Well, you are.
但是 But...
我们是比你更烂的学生 We're worse students.
在你试图保全格林德尔时 While you tried to save Greendale,
我们却像电视广告中被老师 we trashed the school like a tv commercial
禁吃彩虹糖的学生一样 将学校一举捣毁 where the teacher banned skittles.
你能这么说人家好开心 杰夫瑞 That's sweet of you to say, Jeffrey.
但事已至此 我们就像特德·丹森 But it doesn't change the fact that we're all Ted Danson
逃不出乌比·戈德堡的 at Whoopie Goldberg's roast.
两人主演过电影《美国制造》 又名《精子奇缘》
如果我们在董事会面前统一口径 What if we all back each other up to the board
解释说因为我们都处于 and explain the we were all experiencing
"葬礼失心疯"时期呢 "Funeral crazies"?
我是学心理的 所以可以这么糊弄一下 I can say that's a thing because I'm a psych major.
可他们还是会要一个替罪羊的 Ugh, they're still going to need a fall guy.
可以说替罪羊就是那个疯子 How about the crazy man who...
他吩咐一群半大孩子 commanded a bunch of preteens
冲我们脸上喷洒毒液 to spray poison in our faces?
说到这个 You know what?
这事的确是大家亲眼目睹了的 对吧 It was right under our noses, wasn't it?
群抱一个呗 Group hug...
我要夹在杰夫和特洛伊中间 Where I'm between Jeff and Troy.
来吧 哟 你走了群抱合体不能了啦 Here we go--oop, you're walking away from the hug.
都在呢 本 Hey there, Ben.
可不可以请你从我桌子上下来 Would you mind scooching from my desk?
我要为明天学校董事会 Got some testimony to prepare
准备一下相关证词 for the school board meeting tomorrowsies.
这份证词不会是将暴乱的罪名 That testimony wouldn't happen to involve
栽赃到我身上吧 pinning the riot on me.
本 对不起 这事闹得有点太大了 Ben, I'm sorry, but this has gone too far.
我后悔不该给你那么些特权 I regret issuing those extraordinary powers to you.
后悔不该让童子军失去控制 I regret letting this child army get out of hand.
我后悔那次情不自禁在你睡觉时 I regret giving you that unasked for adult back rub
给你做成人背部按摩 when you were asleep that once.
我想我们不得不让你走人了 I think we're gonna have to let you go.
没门儿 想都别想 Nuh-uh, ain't happening.
我知道这件事终究会发生 I always knew this day would come.
可现在唯一需要腾位的人是你 Now the only person getting replaced around here is you.
苍天 这是我 Oh, my god, it's me.
我要 Ugh! I will--
本地区有史以来最为严重的追悼会暴乱 The single worst wake riot this district has ever seen.
我们的损失也已经都看过了 And we've seen our share.
桌椅板凳 地板屋顶 均被波及 Tables, chairs, floors, ceilings, all affected.
沉浸在哀悼中的学校被搞得一片狼藉 A campus already in mourning is pushed into chaos.
而现在坐在这里面对我的是 And sitting here facing me now,
传说中的格林七侠 the so-called Greendale Seven...
据说你们是煽动 Reportedly responsible for inciting
这一连串骚乱的罪魁祸首 the entire chain of events.
兹事体大 事态相当严重 This is some pretty serious stuff.
先生 虽然我和我的朋友们 Sir... Although my friends and I
平时言行不怎么靠谱 behaved somewhat irresponsibly,
但是我们也不该忘记目前学校所处的情景 We shouldn't forget about the circumstances on campus.
我们刚刚痛失了一名同学 We had just lost a classmate.
还有一只蜥蜴 And a lizard...
大人 Your majesty.
这是一段悲伤激动的时刻 It was an emotional time
而我们也略微激动了些 and we acted emotionally.
但真正的问题是 学校如何对此回应 But the real question is, how did the school respond?
暴乱因保安人员的粗暴 The riot was exacerbated
从而更加激化 by the school security staff's
坦白说 是丧心病狂的镇压 heavy-handed and, frankly, insane response.
大家好 Hey, everyone.
抱歉这么闯进来 Oh, so sorry to pop in like this.
真心希望没打扰到你们 I really hope I'm not interrupting.
只是想看看进展如何 Just wanted to see how everything's going,
还有 伙计们 这些是给你们的哦 and those are for you fellas.
我从不忘记别人的长相和喜爱的曲奇 I never forget a face or a favorite cookie.
我还多带了一份 因为我还记得上次 And I brought extras, because I know how Richie
小里奇都要一头扎到篮子里去了 got into that last basket I brought.
所以多备一份总是好的 Probably good to have a backup.
还真是 上次我真的都扎进篮子里去了 I did. I did get into them pretty good.
那么一切都还顺利吗 So everything going okay?
还是说你们打算着要把这栋楼也给摧毁吗 Or are you guys going to trash this building too?
我们正在听取指控呢 Yeah, we were just going over the charges.
听说貌似是你为了这群人忙得不可开交 Seems like you had your hands full with these individuals.
太扯了吧 This is crazy.
-你们居然吃这一套 -什么 - You guys are really buying this? - Excuse me?
昌就是个变态 意欲成为军阀 Chang is a psychopathic wannabe warlord
坐拥少年暴徒集结而成的军队 with an army of prepubescent thugs.
他在学校的排气管道里住 He was living in the school's air vent system
里面还有只猴子作伴 With a monkey!
这也太 That's not--
院长呢 他会告诉你们的 Well, where's the dean? He'll tell you.
大家好 忒忙了 话不多说 Hey, guys. Can't stay, gotta run,
但是呢 这群捣蛋鬼必须走人 but, uh, these troublemakers have got to go.
我想我们已经听得够多了 I think I've heard enough,
看来我们别无选择 and I don't see what choice I have.
格林七侠 Greendale Seven...
杰夫·翁格 Jeff Winger,
安妮·埃迪生 Annie Edison,
皮尔斯·霍桑 Pierce Hawthorne,
布雷塔·派利 Britta Perry,
雪瑞·伯纳德 Shirley Cennet,
阿布蒂·纳德尔 Abed Nadir,
特洛伊·巴恩斯 Troy Barnes,
你们全体均被格林德尔社区大学开除出校 You are hereby expelled from Greendale community college.
但愿上帝能宽恕你们的灵魂 May god have mercy on your souls.
去不去破铜烂铁餐厅 破铜烂铁 Rusty bucket? Rusty bucket?
- 你也去破铜烂铁不 -去 - Rusty bucket? - Yep.
得了 整装待发开路一麻丝 Okay, transform and roll out.
上了十三年大学 如今化为乌有 13 years of college down the drain.
我本来会成为我家第一个 I was gonna be the first one in my family
从社区大学毕业的人 to Graduate from Community College.
其他人都是从正规大学毕业的 Everyone else graduated from normal college.
现在他们可真的要狠狠为难我了 Now they're really gonna give me a hard time.
你在喝酒吗 You're drinking?
对啊 反正我的人生又不会再毁一次了 Yeah, well, my life can't get double ruined.
真不敢相信我们被开除了 Can't believe we're expelled.
格林德尔是我们的家 Greendale was our home.
布雷塔 这个时候你难道不该解说一下 Britta, isn't it time for you to explain
每一次的失败都是一个机会吗 that every failure is also an opportunity?
-去他的 我是最烂的 -我也是最烂 - Whatever, I'm the worst. - I'm also the worst.
不想斗嘴 但我准备原谅你们 Not gonna argue, but I am gonna forgive you.
披萨来了 That's the pizza.
掷个骰子看谁去拿 Roll a die to see who gets it?
我去吧 I'll get it.
你们还记得咱们那次的乔迁派对吗 You guys remember our housewarming party?
如果那晚我只让杰夫掷骰子 What would have happened if I had just let Jeff
结果会怎样 roll the die that night?
假定这是最好的平行空间 I assumed this was the best timeline,
但是如果这是最黑暗的呢 But what if it's the darkest?
我想应该没人能听懂你在讲什么 Well, I don't think anyone knows what you're talking about,
但是貌似这世界不可能再悲催了吧 but it does seem like things couldn't get any worse.
不行 No.
我们一定会克服难关的 We're all gonna get through this.
我们都还活着 而且平安无恙 We're all alive and we're all fine.
布雷塔 你不是最烂的 And Britta, you're not the worst.
你是最棒的 You're the best.
他说得对 世界虽悲催 He's right. Things are bad.
但我们共患难 But we're together.
所以这是最完美的平行空间 That makes this the perfect timeline.
等下 还有其他的平行空间吗 Wait. There are other timelines?
吃披萨啦 Pizza time.
亚历克斯·"星霸"·奥斯本 1972-2012
《他的名字叫亚历克斯: 星霸纪念片》 特哥布弟唱片 导演: 阿布蒂·纳德尔
从未见过曙光 You never see the dawn
血红的双眼蒙蔽了光芒 When you have blood in your eyes
黑暗会抵死顽抗 The night will fight with steel
直到让你消沉绝望 Until it brings you down
星霸 Star-burns
让夜空熠熠生光 Burn the night sky alive
星霸 Star-burns
为国燃烧无上荣光 Burn for his country and honor
亡者永生 万古流芳 He will never die
深情悼念 亚历克斯·"星霸"·奥斯本