格林德尔社区大学迎来了新的一天 A new day has dawned in Greendale Community College.
格林德尔 合屁为一
有人说在格林七侠煽动了 Some said we'd never bounce back
星霸追悼会暴乱这一悲剧事件后 after the unfortunate events of the star-burns wake riot
我们再也无法重振雄风 instigated by the Greendale Seven.
但现如今那些乱党已被开除 But today the guilty parties have been expelled,
生源大增 enrollment is up,
学费也更便宜了 and tuition is more affordable than ever.
而这一切今日奇迹的缔造者 The architect of this modern-day miracle?
保安主管本杰明·富兰克林·昌 Security chief Benjamin Franklin Chang,
他带来了安全 和谐和成功 a man who has brought security, harmony, and success
使这里迅速成为本地区最好的社区大学 to what is fast becoming the area's premier community college.
无与伦比的格林德尔 谢谢你 昌 Greendale's never been better. Thanks, chang.
看到没 这个院长是假的 You see? It's not the real dean.
当然 Of course.
格林德尔社区大学的保安主管 The head of security at Greendale Community College
绑架了院长 has kidnapped the dean
以院长山寨版取而代之 and replaced him with a deanel-ganger.
被你这么一说 这事显得好荒谬 Well, when you say it that way, it sounds ridiculous.
我们用的词其实是山寨院长 Yeah, the word we used was doppel-deaner.
听着 我讨厌警察 Look, I hate cops.
你总得有所行动吧 You have to do something.
这不算重罪吗 Isn't this a felony?
昌抓了一个不听他话的人 Chang is holding a man against his will.
真院长绝不会开除我们的 The real dean never would have expelled us.
他爱我们 He loved us.
悲剧的是 爱不能当成有效证据 Unfortunately, love is not admissible evidence.
*爱不能当成有效证据* *Love is not admissible evidence*
我正在创作一部警察歌剧 I'm working on a cop opera.
警剧家 Cop-ra!
警典大戏 Police-ical!
那好 我们就去找些证据 Fine. We'll get some proof.
不 别去 No, you won't.
如果我在格林德尔方圆50英尺 If I catch any of you within
抓到你们中任何一人 50 feet of Greendale,
我就得把你们都送进监狱 I'll throw you all in jail.
谢谢你们的热水 Thanks for the hot water.
等等 警剧家 Wait, cop-ra!
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翻译 尼克白
翻译 猪猪
翻译 大卫熊
翻译 绿苑安然上刀山
校对 废柴夕橙下火海
时间轴 Jimmy贝壳 搁浅
后期 鱼骨头
总监 夕橙の逆袭
《废柴联盟》 第三季第二十一集
昌即是格林德尔
昌王 仙福永享 寿与天齐
-我可盯着你呢 -快走 - I'm watching you. - Move along.
我的寿宴 "异乎雄昌" 进展如何 How's the planning going for my birthday Chang-stravaganza?
魔术师预约好了 请帖也已发出 The magician's booked, and the invitations went out
百威青蛙 百威啤酒吉祥物 始于1995年美国超级碗期间百威啤酒的广告
送交了校董事会和百威青蛙 to the school board and the Budweiser Frogs.
完美 Perfect.
不过 有点小问题 Yeah, um, one little snag.
我们资金略显不足 See, we're kind of running out of money,
因为学生的不断退学 what with all the students dropping out
还有您王座的花销 and the cost of your throne.
这王座是正经的处方药 It's a prescription throne.
我有背部腮腺炎 I have back mumps.
不用查 这病很少见 Don't look it up. It's rare.
但你说得对 But you might be right.
我们该给聚会上的娱乐活动腾出点钱 We should free up some revenue for entertainment at the party.
召唤昌寨院长 Where's my Deanel-Chang-er?
把保管人员炒了 Fire the custodial staff.
好滴 真好 Okay. Cool.
我可以早点下班不 Do you think I could get out a little early?
我老婆要去拆支架 我 My wife's getting her braces off, and I--
-不行 -好吧 - No. - Okay.
我就喜欢望远镜让远处的事物 I love how binoculars make far away things
看起来很近的样子 seem like they're close.
它们之于眼睛就像电话之于耳朵 They're like telephones for your eyes.
我拿了份传单 Snagged one of those flyers.
首先是昌绑架了院长 First Chang kidnaps the dean,
现在他又要给自己办个生日派对 and now he throws himself a birthday party?
跟以前俄罗斯的斯大林一样一样的 It's just like Stalin back in Russia times.
舞林大会 圣代吧 Dance-off? Sundae bar?
埃德·哈迪街的魔术师 One of those Ed Hardy street magicians?
哪个怪胎会 配备道具的大头贴拍照亭 What kind of monster would-- photo booth with props!
昌肯定把院长关在学校里了 Chang's got to be holding the dean on campus,
但我们没法通过这些门卫 But there's no way we're gonna get past those guards.
我们需要有人在内部接应 We need somebody on the inside.
我应该认识一个人 I may know a guy.
空调维修附属学院 And the Air-Conditioning Repair Annex
不会承认知晓现在的事态如何 won't admit to any knowledge of what's going on.
但事实是 哪里有空气 But the fact is, wherever there is air,
哪里就有我们的耳目 we have eyes.
真恶心 Gross.
这么说吧 Suffice it to say,
如果昌真抓了你们院长 If Chang were holding your dean captive,
还把他关在学校 这就很二逼了 it'd be pretty foolish to hold him on campus.
如果还把他关在我们监控下的 It'd be even more foolish to hold him
自助餐厅中央空调房 in a central air room
那就是二逼中的战斗机了 in the cafeteria, which we monitor.
不 杰夫瑞 貌似又是花生酱和果酱 Oh, no, Jeffrey. Looks like PB and J again.
你赌赢了 You win the bet.
就是说他在自助餐厅里 So he's in the cafeteria building?
假设在吧 在地下室 Suppose he is. In the basement.
再假设你们想救出他 And suppose you wanted to get to him.
又假设你们成功地 Suppose you actually managed to make it
穿过了前门的守卫 past the guards at the front,
里面还有50个 她们全副武装 There's 50 more inside, armed to the teeth
手持电警棍 性感逆袭 十分逆天 with stun batons and misplaced sexual aggression.
假如你们运气好 过了她们这关 Let's say you happen to get past them
你就会碰到昌的首席太保 and then you get to meet Chang's number one,
乔舒亚 Joshua,
高1米4 重95斤 满脸痘的小屁孩 A 4'10", 105-pound bucket of piss and zit cream.
我对这死孩子的厌恶无法言说 I cannot express to you how much I hate this kid.
除了这个脚蹬锐步 猫厌狗烦的死孩子 Now, beyond that dog sneeze in a pair of Reeboks,
你还会在通往地下室的门上看到一个密码盘 You're gonna find a state-of-the-art keypad on the basement door.
为了更好玩 他们每天都换密码 And just for extra fun, they change the code every day,
而唯一的副本就锁在昌的办公室 and the only copy is locked up in Chang's office.
再好玩一点 Now, just for a lark,
就算你们真的到了地下室门口 let's pretend you actually make it down to the basement door.
知道有谁在等着你们吗 Who is there to greet you?
又是一个守卫和一把锁 Another guard and another lock
这锁只有一枚钥匙 to which there is only one key.
钥匙在哪呢 And where is that key?
到底在哪啊 Well where is it?
抱歉 我脑海中画面挺清楚的 Oh, sorry, it's very clear in my head.
钥匙挂在昌的脖子上 Key's around Chang's neck.
关键是 没我们的帮助你们到不了地牢 The point is, you're not getting down there without our help.
那就帮我们啊 So help us.
这事与我们没半毛钱关系 We have no horse in this race,
不过 我们的确有所求 but...there is one thing we want.
没几个人能得到第二次机会 Not a lot of people get a second chance.
只有你 或许再加个奥巴马 Just you and probably Obama.
好好考虑下 Give it some thought.
这下好 据特洛伊的内线所说 Great, so according to Troy's intel,
格林德尔固若金汤 Greendale is impregnable.
那我们怎么办 So what do we do?
只有一个法子 Only one answer.
惊天劫案吗 惊天劫案吧 Elaborate heist? Elaborate heist?
我们需要伪装 We'll need disguises.
我扮印度大师很有一套 I do a great swami.
有眼镜蛇做道具当然最好 Of course it works best with a cobra,
不过你们给我截段橡胶软管也凑合 but if you guys cut me a length of garden hose...
就没一个人意识到如果我们 Are we all forgetting that if we get caught
在校内被抓了就要去蹲大牢吗 on that campus, we go to jail?
你们知道像我这么嘴贱的人 Do you know how long someone as sarcastic as I am
得被关多久吗 would last in prison?
直到海枯石烂 Such a long time.
我们得想个可行的法子 There's got to be a practical way to do this.
还有另一个方法 There is another way in.
如果我加入空调维修学院 他们会伸出援手 If I enroll in the A.C. School, they'll help us.
我们能够来去自如 We could walk in and out.
只是我得搬出这里 It'll mean I'll have to move out of here
入住空调维修学院宿舍 and into A.C. School housing,
再也无法和你们一起消磨时光了 and I won't be able to hang out with you guys anymore,
或是谈一场恋爱 or have a relationship,
鉴于某种原因 也不能用"轰动"这个词了 or use the word "Sensational" for some reason.
特洛伊 我们绝不会牺牲你去救院长 Troy, we are not losing you to save the Dean
或是格林德尔 谁都不行 永远不行 or Greendale... or anything, ever.
别这么煽情 特洛伊 Don't be so dramatic, Troy.
出路很简单 The answer is simple.
我们只要精心策划场惊天劫案就好 We just have to plan an elaborate heist.
-好 -太棒了 我去拿头巾 - Yes. - great, I'll get my turban.
刚说的"我们"中不包括皮尔斯 Everyone except Pierce has to plan an elaborate heist.
周六晚7点52分 昌王庆生会现场
生日快乐 本 Happy Birthday, Ben.
这是董事会送你的礼物 On behalf of the school board.
浴室收纳架 Shower organizer?
你们是会读心术吗 Are you guys psychic?
你应得的 Well you deserve it.
你所做的堪称奇迹 You have worked wonders here.
真让我兴致勃发 Oh, you boners.
现在去尽情享受基情派对吧 Now go party your butts off.
莫要菊紧哟 小里奇 Your butt could use it, Richie.
孩儿们 听好了 Listen up, men.
给我分外当心格林七瞎 Keep an extra deep lookout for the Greendale seven.
绝对不能让他们搅了朕的25岁庆生寿筵 I won't have them ruining my 25th birthday.
遵命 陛下 Yes, sir.
顺便说一句 您的蛋糕刚到了 By the way, your cake just arrived.
雪瑞来打头阵 Shirley will enter first
扮作主厨通过装卸口 through the loading dock disguised as the chef.
从那里 她直奔厨房 From there, she'll head into the kitchen.
你有那闲工夫捣腾出一个微缩喷泉模型 You had time to build a tiny working water fountain,
就拿个松果糊弄我 and I'm a pinecone?
*昌王口吞日月* *Chang eats the sun*
*畅饮银河* *And drinks the skies*
*死后天地为之失色* *And they both go with him when he dies*
一旦进入 她就会开始卸"货" Once in, she'll unload the goods.
有个芝加哥小妞总在脸谱网上勾搭我 This girl in Chicago won't stop facebooking me.
看来乔小爷我约炮有望了 Looks like J-swag's going deep dish.
然后进入第二阶段 Then it's time for phase two--
水淹厕所 Toilet trouble.
惨了 Oh, crap!
赶紧叫管道工来 Someone call a plumber!
你们这看来水漫金山了啊 Sounds like you schnooks got a flood
我老婆河东狮吼也就这阵势 the size of my wife's attitude problem.
这两个管道工不是熟脸啊 Whoa, you guys aren't the usual plumbers.
这小子还只认老字号啊 Oh, Mr. Brand Loyalty over here.
行了 行了 你们两个暴脾气 Okay, okay, why don't you two slap-arounds
何不把名字告诉我 give me your names for the report
以便昌王想知道是谁把他的庆生寿筵 in case Chang wants to know why his birthday party
变成海底世界时我也好有个回复 turned into the frickin' poseidon adventure.
算了 算了 跟我来 Okay, okay. Follow me then.
总算完了 你俩真墨迹 Finally. Oof baboof with you two.
这就是罪魁祸首 Here's your problem.
你们真得正儿八经吃东西了 You people gotta start chewin' your food.
我们可能要开攻液压阀瓣了 We may have to tap into the hydraulic flap valve,
所以听到动静别一惊一乍的 so don't be alarmed if things get a little noisy.
就跟我家那个长舌妇一样 Like my wife's mouth.
如果我们能打穿这面墙进入昌的办公室 If we can break through this wall and into Chang's office,
那么我们就能得到地牢门锁密码 then we'll have access to the basement door codes.
与此同时 我来负责打发魔术师 Meanwhile, I'll take care of cancelling the magician.
没错 很抱歉龙葵先生 活动取消了 Yeah, sorry, Mr. Nightshade, gig's canceled.
跟警卫聊得如何 How's it coming with the guard?
小男孩们真可悲 Boys are pathetic.
跟这个叫乔舒亚的小子在脸谱网勾搭了两天 Two days of facebooking with this Joshua kid
他就对我言听计从了 and he's eating out of my hands.
"伦家涂了新唇膏 "Got a new flavor of lip balm.
"十分钟内到'吉家'来见偶啦" "Meet me at Chili's in ten minutes."
软骨头 Sheep.
我只是想重申一下 跟青少年网恋 Um, I just want to reiterate that this should be
这种事做一次就够了 下不为例 the only time you seduce a child over the internet.
我知道 I know.
吉家餐厅吗 好嘞 Chili's? Sick!
兄弟 帮我站下岗呗 Hey, bro, you watch my post?
行 随便啦 Yeah, whatever. 'sup.
我得手了 I'm in.
魔术师进场吧 Cue the abra cadabra.
那是我穿着大师装束吗 Is that me in my swami disguise?
不 皮尔斯 再说最后一次 No, Pierce, for the last time,
你在负责接应的卡车里 you're in the getaway van
因为你扮印度大师是出了名的不靠谱 Because your swami act is notoriously horrible.
首先 这是种族歧视 "A," That is racist.
其次 大师不能开车 他们是印度人 "B," Swamis can't drive-- they're Indians.
皮尔斯 安分守己点 Pierce, just do your part.
娱乐大众的任务请留给我和布雷塔吧 Leave the entertainment to Britta and me.
里基·龙葵 摇滚魔术师 Ricky Nightshade, the rock and roll magician.
表演要开始了 有谁愿意上场 I'm starting. I need a volunteer.
谁敢举手我就灭了丫 I'll kill anyone who raises their hand.
选张扑克牌 记好了 Pick a card and look at it.
把他绑起来 Strap him!
我进来了 I'm in.
好吧 刚才只是头进来了 Okay, it was just my head before,
现在整个人都进来了 but now I'm really in.
密码记录
得手了 Bingo.
密码 派尔顿院长囚室
4126 4-1-2-6.
我进来了 钥匙在哪 I'm in. Where's the key?
-我进来了 -我知道 - I'm in. - I know.
大家不都要说嘛 Well, everybody else got to say it.
你抽的是这张牌吗 Is this your card?
不记得了 I don't remember.
龙葵万岁 龙葵万岁 Nightshade, Nightshade!
大家好啊 大家好 橄榄茄子泥 Greetings, greetings, baba ghanoush.
哪位小伙过生日啊 Take me to the birthday boy.
等等 Wait a minute.
皮尔斯 Pierce?
不 从没听过什么皮尔斯 No, not knowing this Pierce.
我是神秘的印度大师 I--I am a mystical swami.
我是来行乐的 尽情摇摆啊 I come to boogie down, I'm boogying down.
杰夫 我们败露了 Jeff, we've been made.
掩护我 Cover me!
翁格 Winger!
大事不妙 No!
一切顺利吗 本 Everything all right, Ben?
尽在掌控中 艾薇儿小姐 Peachy keen, Avril Lavigne.
纳森 你看住院长了吗 Nathan, tell me you got eyes on the dean.
情况不妙 小精灵逃出蘑菇屋了 Negative, the pixie has left the toadstool.
不要啊 监视器在哪 No! Where's my monitor?
找到了 Gotcha.
昌王计划启动 Code Chang.
所有小分队去图书馆南走廊集合 All units converge on the south library hallway.
一个计划妙就妙在某时某刻 The best part of the plan is that at a certain point,
计划看似是失败了 it's going to look like the plan is failing.
但这是才会发现 这失败的计划 But that's when it's going to turn out that the failing plan
也是计划的一部分 was all part of the plan.
*昌王口吞日月 畅饮银河* *Chang eats the sun and drinks the sky*
躲起来 我们马上来救你 学习小组
路人甲童鞋 这单活的开销可要比 Hey, Johnny Passerby, this job's getting bigger
我妻子在马歇尔百货扫货的花销还大 than my wife's credit card bill at Marshalls.
不过他家的东西确实不错 I mean, they got great stuff, I know that.
话说回来 我需要院长签字批准 Anyway, I'm going to need your dean for approval.
克拉格咋写来着 是"拉"还是"垃" Craig. Is that "A-i" Or "I-a"?
我健忘 I always forget.
乖乖哩个咚 我洒你一身通厕灵 Oof baboof, I spilled plumber's acid all over yous.
我该咋办 我该咋办 What do I do? What do I do?
快脱掉衣服 Take off your clothes.
纳森 你看住院长了吗 Nathan, tell me you got eyes on the dean.
情况不妙 小精灵逃出蘑菇屋了 Negative, the pixie has left the toadstool.
重复一遍 小精灵逃出蘑菇屋了 Repeat, the pixie has left the toadstool.
杰夫瑞 是你啊 布雷塔 Jeffrey! Oh...hey, Britta.
昌么可能 How the Chang?
我被通厕灵泼了一身 I'm contaminated with plumber's acid,
不过没关系 他们会给我拿洗涤剂 But it's okay, they're coming back with a lotion.
掌声鼓励你们 Sar-cas-tic claps.
挺聪明啊 Pretty clever.
看似计划失败 A plan that looked like it failed,
实际暗藏玄机啊 and then turned out to work.
只可惜 这计划确实失败了 Too bad your real plan really failed.
有什么好笑的 What's so funny?
你个蠢货 You idiot.
我们的计划就是要看起来失败 The plan was for the plan to seem like it was failing.
你以为抓到了我们 You think you caught us,
实际我们已经逃出去了 but we've already made it out
带着正牌院长 with the real dean.
瞒天过海哦 亲 Ocean's eleven, baby.
皮尔斯 我就是正牌院长 Pierce, I'm the real dean.
第一次被抓确实是计划的一部分 Getting caught the first time was part of the plan.
但这次可是衰大了 This time is because we suck.
雪瑞 你又是从哪冒出来的 Shirley, where the hell did you come from?
你不能一直把我们关着 You can't hold us here forever.
也没这个必要 翁格 I don't need to, Winger.
我只是不想让你们错过盛大的焰火秀 I just wouldn't want you to leave before the big fireworks show.
焰火秀 Fireworks show?
这可是留在最后的惊喜 It's a surprise for the end of the night
由"院长"一手策划 planned by the "Dean."
绝无仅有 傻逼无双的院长 Only, silly dean,
他把焰火都放在资料室里了 he stored all the fireworks in the records room.
当焰火"不小心"被点着 And when the works "Accidentally" go off
我一曲独奏 按下键盘吉他最后一个键时 when I hit the final note on my awesome keytar solo,
学校的档案就会化为灰烬 They'll burn up the school's records
我的种种罪证就此烟消云散 and all evidence of my misdeeds.
昌 你简直疯了 你还在玩键盘吉他吗 Chang, you're insane. You're still into keytar?
我们会向董事会告状 We're going to tell the board what you did!
我们会向董事会告状 We're going to tell the board what you--
你觉得他们会相信格林七瞎和爆烂院长 You think they'll believe the greendale seven and the worst dean ever
而不信我这个华丽吉他男吗 over the guy who just nailed an awesome solo?
你会把学校烧成灰烬 大家全都葬身火海 You're going to burn down the school and kill everyone!
你蠢吗 火又穿不透门 Fire can't go through doors, stupid.
又不是幽灵 It's not a ghost.
虽然这话说了没人听 I know this is a bit of a long shot,
但你们是不是该交一下租金呢 but I don't suppose any of you paid my rent?
感谢每位参加庆生会的人 Thank you, everyone, for joining in my celebration.
众所周知 我在娘胎里吃掉了胞妹 As many of you know, I ate my twin sister in utero.
所以每到生日 我都会牢牢记住 So on my birthday, I try to remember
胜者为王 I'm a winner.
这首歌献给你 康妮 This one's for you, Connie.
一 二 昌 昌 昌 四 And a-one, a-two, a chang, chang, chang-four.
我们死定了 We're all going to die.
必须想办法逃出去 We have to get out of here.
怎么做呢 How?
天降奇迹啊 It's a miracle.
-不可思议 -太好了 快走 - What? - Yes! Let's get out of here!
哦不 特洛伊 你不是吧 No, Troy, you didn't--
没时间了 我们得走了 There's no time. We gotta go.
六名保安 两名骑滑板车 Six guards, two on scooters.
昌开始他的独奏了 Chang started his solo.
根据对他的了解 我们只有九分钟时间 Knowing him, that gives us only nine minutes
赶往资料室 to get to the records room.
我们得声东击西 We'll need a distraction.
你听到她的话了 You heard the lady.
上衣脱掉 Take your tops off.
我有主意 I might have something.
为了补给格林德尔的预算 To supplement Greendale's budget,
我在周末把学院租出去办晚会 I've been renting the school out for raves on the weekend.
他们管晚会叫"大学疯会" They call it "Academania."
大部分是超级嗨曲 有时是电子音乐 It's mostly hard house, some--some dubstep,
-但... -好极了 - but totally-- - Perfect.
特洛伊 阿布蒂 交给你们了 Troy and Abed, you make a run for it.
院长 该开派对了 Dean, I think it's time to party.
怎么回事 Hey, what the freak?
什么情况 What's going on?
不不不 No! No! No!
-你个细竹竿 -我看不到他们 - You weigh nothing! - I can't see them.
他们人太多了 They're too many of them.
我应该剪哪条线 Which wire do I cut?
只有一条 There's only one.
老天 希望我剪对了 God, I hope I'm right.
学习小组 Study group!
你们做到了 一切都结束了 对吧 You did it! So we're done, right?
结束了 结束了 We're done? Done, done, done?
还没呢 Not done.
这是你们最后一次阻挠我 You foiled me for the last time.
看来出来混终究要还的 So, it ends as it began.
混个头啊 还个屁啊 It didn't begin this way.
这是怎么回事 What the hell's going on in here?
伙计们 Hey, fellas.
我刚刚逮到格林七侠 I just caught the Greendale seven
想要烧毁学校 trying to burn down the school.
我是英雄 蛋糕赏给我吧 I'm a hero. How about that cake?
他说谎 他绑架了院长 He's lying. He kidnapped the Dean.
是啊 在这俩哥们在走廊互扇时 Yeah, we gathered that much when we found
我们就心里有数了 these two slap-fighting in the hallway.
你盗窃人家的人生 You stole my life!
扮山寨莫比[歌手]的日子太苦逼了好吗 It is hard out there for a fake Moby!
卡尔 里奇 让我"昌"解一下 Carl, Richie, let me ex-chang.
我没钱拿对吧 是吧 I'm not getting paid, am I?
一个打扮成拿破仑的疯子 So a madman in a Napoleon costume
暗中掌管了学校 差点毁了学校 ran the school into the ground and almost blew it up?
是的 就在我们眼皮底下 Yeah. And on our watch.
我们这是怎么了 What happened to us?
我酗酒 Well, I have a drinking problem.
我们会被解雇的 We're going to get fired.
大家很快 Only a matter of time
就会知晓事情的真相 until everyone finds out what happened here.
没有人能瞒住这么大的事 Nobody can sit on something this big.
我能 I'll sit on it.
在我成为院长时 我发誓 When I became dean, I made a pledge
吞下去的是学校之耻 to swallow this school's failures
挤出来的是闪光学位 and spit out degrees
因为那才是院长应该做的 because that's what deans do.
我会为我们那么做吗 You'd do that for us?
不 No.
我是为了格林德尔 I do it for Greendale.
你回来真好 克拉格 It's great to have you back, Craig.
仿佛你从未在没人注意的情况下离开 It's almost as if you were never unknowingly gone.
我们去斯基普喝个痛快 Yard margs at 'Sskeeper's. -
好极了 我正好把信用卡落在那了 Perfect. I left my credit card there.
谢谢 克拉格 Thanks, Craig.
你们救了我 You guys saved me.
真不知道怎么报答你们 I don't know how I will ever repay you.
你已经报答了 You already have.
特洛伊 你不必这么做 Troy, you don't have to do this.
空调维修学院没资格夺走你的灵魂 The A.C. school has no claim on your soul.
是的 但是我有 No, but I do.
君子一言 驷马难追 A man's only as good as his word,
也绝非是冲着相机那头的摄影师点头了事 or his nod through a camera to a guy with a button.
到时候了 告别吧 It's time. Say your good-byes.
雪瑞 永远不要改变自己 Shirley, never change.
愿意的话改变也行 我不是你老板 Or do, if you want, I'm not your boss.
甜心 Oh, honey.
永远不要戴套 Never wear a rubber.
永远别听皮尔斯的话 Never listen to Pierce.
在你最终拼完拼图后 Whenever you finally finish that jigsaw puzzle...
能告诉我码头末端是什么样的船吗 Will you tell me what kind of boat is at the end of that dock?
这是我的一缕头发 This is a lock of my hair.
真吓人 Creep.
走吧 All right, let's go.
阿布蒂 Abed?
他跟你说什么了 What did he say to you?
他说"我知道你最讨厌电影里的告别画面" He said, "I know you hate when people do this in movies."
抱歉我太激动了 Sorry I got emotional.
特洛伊·巴恩斯 Troy Barnes.
欢迎回家 Welcome home.
我好喜欢这个超级嗨曲风格 I'm really digging this hard house!
真给劲儿 It's quite a groove.
这是我的学校 This is my school!
叫格林德尔 It's called Greendale,
我是整个学校的院长 and I'm the dean of the entire school.
最近缺席了一阵子 发生了很多事 I mean, I wasn't for a while, but it's a long story.
大伙们 You guys, everybody,
你们白天有时间应该来逛逛 you should come by during the day sometime.
跟现在完全不一样 It's totally different.
真的 来看看 会让你们雷翻的 Really, stop by. It'll blow your minds.
你可以见见我的闺蜜杰夫瑞 You can meet my best friend Jeffery.
给我按摩背部 当然好 是谁问的 Sure, I'll take a back rub, who's asking?