消灭他们 Eradicate.
接招吧 河蟹战警 Take that, blorgons.
干得好 探长 Good show, inspector.
这剧得有50年了吧 Oh, wow, there are 50 years of these, huh?
对 很好看吧 Yeah, isn't it great?
我们能穿越到宇宙的任何时空任何地方 We can go anywhere and any time in the universe.
但大空袭期间肯定会待在伦敦 But it will probably be London during the blitz.
二战期间德空军对英国城市的大空袭
我终于让阿布蒂同意 Oh, I think I finally got Abed to agree to
让你参加《时空探长》纪念展了 let you come to the Inspector Spacetime convention.
太好了 Yay.
你在看《时空探长》吗 Are you watching Inspector Spacetime?
他非要起这么早吗 Why does he have to wake up so early?
我们就不能告诉阿布蒂 Can't we just tell Abed
我们已经上过床了吗 that we're sleeping together?
不 不行 阿布蒂很脆弱 No. No. Abed's fragile.
我们得让他慢慢接受 知道吗 We have to ease him into it, okay?
你难道想我们先吓坏他 Do we want him to freak out
再去他那脑中的幻想世界里去救他吗 and then we have to rescue him from some fantasy world
那个世界大到血管里能开潜水艇好吧 where submarines are small enough to enter the bloodstream?
我还真想这么做 I totally want to do that.
我们得再过一遍展会行程 We need to go over the convention schedule again.
快走 快走 Go, go, go, go, go.
等会 Just a minute.
特洛伊 只剩一周了 Troy, it's a week away,
我们得对整体方案作出调整 and we need to revise our whole strategy.
特洛伊 Troy.
我打印了些会展中心的地图 I've printed out several maps of the convention center
并用不同颜色标出了各种最佳路线 and color-coded the best potential routes.
我的步子比较大 Now we know I have a longer stride,
但我想你强健的体魄 but I'm assuming your superior physical fitness
可以让你大幅提速进行弥补 will allow you to compensate with greater speed.
但有一件事可以肯定 我们得节省时间 One thing's for sure, though. We need to save time
所以要先在车里换好衣服 by changing into our costumes in the car.
-卷发棒 -谢谢 - Curling iron. - Thanks.
翻译：尼克白 米粒 大卫熊 阿阿米得
时间轴：Poxle
后期：鱼骨头
校对＋总监：橙怕天下
来了 Coming.
早 阿布蒂 Hi, Abed.
我来和特洛伊共享情侣早餐 Just here for my breakfast date with Troy.
早上好啊 布雷塔 Oh, good morning, Britta.
我有12小时没见你了 I haven't seen you in over 12 hours.
可不是嘛 Yeah.
我知道你俩滚过床单了 I know you two are having sex.
-我已经知道好几周了 -什么 - I've known for weeks. - What?
那你为什么啥都不说 Why didn't you say something?
我爱吃甜甜圈 I love doughnuts.
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我要先来拿我的墨镜 然后我们就出发 I just need to get my sunglasses, and then we can go.
快迟到了 而且《时空探长》展上 We're gonna be late, and you don't need sunglasses
也用不到墨镜吧 to go to an Inspector Spacetime convention.
说得对 在《时空探长》展上 You're right. For an Inspector Spacetime convention,
我需要的是一个袋子套在我脑袋上 I would need a bag to put over my head.
但安妮和我要去滑雪 But Annie and I are going skiing.
这是我愿意开车同去的唯一原因 that is the only reason I agreed to this road trip.
你在这干嘛 What are you doing here?
我一向早起过来占座 I always come early to save my seat.
你们开车要干什么去 And what's this about a road trip?
听着 皮尔斯 Look, Pierce,
没人想孤立你 no one was trying to leave you out.
我们只是觉得你不会感兴趣 We just assumed you wouldn't be interested.
所以我们把你给排除了 Which is why we left you out.
太不公平了 That's not fair.
为啥我就不能去《逆空队长》纪念展 Why can't I go to a Captain Warptime convention?
因为你肯定会搞砸 Because you'll ruin it.
我已经受够了所有人都认为 I'm getting sick of everyone assuming
我一无是处啥用也没有 that I have nothing to offer.
要知道在古希腊 能邀请我这个年纪的人 You know, in ancient Greece, it was considered an honor
参加《时空探长》展 to invite a person my age
是件很值得骄傲的事好吗 to a Space Convention?
我们也没邀请雪瑞 We didn't invite Shirley either.
这样心里好受多了 Well, that's better then.
那好 晚安 All right. Good night.
晚安 Good night.
真不敢相信 咱俩的"时空纪念展"处女游 I can't believe it-- our first inspecticon.
美极了 It's beautiful.
你真确定布雷塔进来没关系吗 Now are you sure it's okay Britta's here?
-因为她可以在车里等着的 -没事 - Because she can just wait in the car. - It's cool.
我们现在要做的第一件事 Now the first thing we need to do
就是找到拍"胶合照片"的电话亭 is find the booth where they take the gluon photo.
[gluon: 胶子 物理学中的某种粒子]
就是一张两个人熔融合体的照片 It's a photo where two people are fused together
就像第7季第4集中 探长和雷吉两人 Like the inspector and Reggie were bonded
被永远黏在了一起 for eternity in episode 704.
等下 那边是个女探长吗 Wait, was there a female inspector?
米奈瓦探长
是的 人人都恨她 Yes. And everyone hates her.
不是因为他们有性别歧视 Not because they're sexist.
-而是因为她很渣 -我觉得挺酷 - Because she sucks. - Well, I think it's cool.
-布雷塔 -安妮 - Britta. - Annie.
你是一个人在战斗 阿尔·卡彭 You're on your own, Al Capone.
上世纪二十年代芝加哥黑帮教父
人人都有权拥有自己的看法 Everyone's entitled to their own opinion.
只有我被他的举动吓到了吗 Am I the only one freaked out by that?
不 我想阿布蒂只是在表示 No, I think Abed was just showing
他接受了咱俩的恋爱关系 that he's accepting of our relationship.
肯定不是 那是什么 No, really. What was it?
安妮 大事不妙 Hey, Annie, sad news.
滑雪场被关闭了 They closed the ski slopes.
十几名童子军被雪崩埋了 真悲剧 A dozen scouts got buried in an avalanche. So sad.
我看我们还是趁早掉头 直接回家吧 I say we cut our losses and head home.
什么 为什么 我们都已经在这了 What? Why? We're already here.
我们可以逛逛展会 也很欢乐呀 We can still have fun hanging out at the convention.
我觉得如果出去找那些在场外 I'd have more fun hanging out with
绕圈圈的家长 感觉会更欢乐 the parents that are circling the block.
杰夫 为什么大家都盯着你 Jeff, why are people staring at you?
因为他们从没见过拥有性生活的非处男吧 Because they've never seen a man who's had sex before?
好吧 说实话你的耐心还剩多少 All right, how many of those do you have in your chamber?
回家这一路肯定够了 Enough for the whole ride home.
杰夫 Jeff.
-干吗 -我们想给你个惊喜 - What? - We wanted it to be a surprise.
你跟《时空探长》里的大反派胸霸天 You bear a striking resemblance to Inspector Spacetime's
实在长得太像了 supervillain Thoraxis.
很好 现在我们必须闪人 Okay. Now we're definitely leaving.
但我从没享受过成年人的假期 But I've never been on an adult vacation before.
这是人家第一次在店名不带数字的 This is the first time I've stayed in a hotel
非连锁酒店住宿呢 without a number in its name.
你想留就自己留下来好了 Hey, you can stay if you want.
好 那我待在我房间 Fine. I'll be in my room.
很好 房间是用我的名字订的 Good. The reservation's under my name.
跟死宅们要欢乐哟 Enjoy the nerds.
我会欢乐地跟... I will enjoy the...
-杰夫赢了 -我知道 - Jeff won. - I know.
阿布蒂 "胶合照"这条队排得好长 Abed, the gluon photo line looks really long.
我们最好马上去排队 We should probably get in it now.
没问题 我找到托比就去 Definitely. Right after I find Toby.
托比是谁 Who's Toby?
托比·威克斯 可以算得上是 Toby Weeks. Arguably the biggest
《时空探长》的头号脑残粉 Inspector Spacetime fan in the world.
我们已经电邮神交数月了 We've been emailing for months.
你从没提过他 You never mentioned him.
你最近一直在忙着滚床单 Well, you've been so busy lately having sex.
而且我们说过面对改变要欣然接受 Besides, we talked about embracing change,
所以我在扩大我的社交圈 so I'm expanding my social circle.
我真希望他来了 I just hope he makes it.
他在尼日利亚从事银行业 He works in Nigeria in banking.
因为所有积蓄都被套在这一行 He almost couldn't come because all his money
他差一点就来不了了 was tied up in this financial thing,
不过我给他汇了700英镑 but I sent him 700 pounds
外加一张机票 所以他应该来了 and a plane ticket, so he should be here.
阿布蒂 Oh, Abed.
他来了 There he is.
你就是阿布蒂吧 You must be Abed.
探长你好 怕我一会儿忘了 Inspector. Ooh, before I forget,
你的支票 Here is your check.
-真是太谢谢你了 -好耶 - Thanking you very much indeed. - Nice.
你都不知道我给多少人发了邮件求救 You wouldn't believe how many people I emailed asking for help,
压根没人理我 and they completely ignored me.
托比 这位是布雷塔 Toby, this is Britta.
-敝姓福洛林 -我好兄弟 特洛伊 - Fraulein. - And my best friend Troy.
跟你搭档的警官呢 And where's your constable?
我的好兄弟安德鲁 Oh, my best friend Andrew.
他本来要来的 结果临走之前 He was supposed to come, but then his wife
他老婆又把他拦下了 wouldn't let him go at the last minute.
-真是典型的... -米奈瓦 - She's such a... - Minerva.
是啊 米奈瓦 Yeah, yeah, oh, Minerva.
据说因为是剧中唯一的女探长 显得很违和
真是个贱人 What a bitch.
就是那位女探长吗 Wait, was that the female inspector?
托比在呢 别捣乱 Not in front of Toby.
你看 胶合照排队 我们赶紧过去吧 Hey, gluon line, we should probably get in it right now.
还有别的选择哦 某人正巧手里有两张票 Alternatively, someone might just happen
这个活动的票现在已经买不到了哦 to have a pair of tickets to the sold-out panel,
《空间战 谁能拔得头筹 "Which inspector would win in a fight in space,
时间战 谁将傲视群雄》 And which inspector would win in a fight in time?"
我们晚点再拍照吧 We can get that photo later.
好吧 晚点 Yeah, later.
我就是想晚点拍 That was when I wanted to take it.
你确定特哥布弟对咱俩来这里没意见 Are you sure Troy and Abed want us here?
当然没意见 只是现在还不知道而已 They do. They just don't know it yet.
记清楚 咱俩是《逆空队长》的脑残粉 Now, remember, we're just a couple of Captain Warphead fans.
这样绝对不会引起别人的注意 Nobody will even notice we're here.
不好意思 Excuse me.
有事吗 Oh, yes?
能跟我们来一下吗 Will you come with us?
去哪 干嘛 啥时候 Where? Why? When?
客房服务 Room service.
你好 我需要吃的 Yes, I'd like to order some food.
翁格太太 您那儿有几人就餐 And how many people will be dining today, Mrs. Winger?
我不是 Oh, I'm not...
两个 我要一个火鸡汉堡 Two. Yeah, I'd like a turkey burger
另外还有一个火鸡汉堡 不要面包 and a second turkey burger, but with no bun.
我老公不吃淀粉 My husband doesn't do carbs.
不过他不忌讳苏格兰威士忌 But he would like a scotch.
您丈夫要哪种苏格兰威士忌 And what kind of scotch would your husband prefer?
好的那种 The good kind.
我们会竭诚让您满意 I'll see what we can do.
您好 翁格太太 Yes, Mrs. Winger?
不好意思 我无意打扰 Excuse me, I don't mean to bother you,
不过您是奈吉尔·卡斯伯森 but are you Nigel Cuthbertson,
胸霸天的扮演者吗 the actor who played Thoraxis?
叫我奈吉就好 Call me Nige.
我们有权利来这里 我不管你是 We have every right to be here, and I don't know
性别歧视 年龄歧视 种族歧视 if you're being sexist, ageist, racist,
还是什么歧视 反正我不喜欢你歧视我们 or what, but I don't think I like your-ist.
其实 我们是找你们帮忙 Actually, we need your help.
我们正在为新剧 美国版《时空探长》 We're focus-testing a new American version
做群体测试 of Inspector Spacetime,
您二位作为观众具有一定的代表性 and you two represent several significant quadrants.
这个嘛 Oh, I don't know.
您的意见对我们很重要 Your thoughts would be very valuable to us.
我们干 We're in.
-托比 你看了 -圣诞特别集吗 - Toby, did you see... - The Christmas Special?
太烂了 Horrible.
但一琢磨它埋下的伏笔 But when you consider what it set up...
超赞 Brilliant.
那是 Is that...?
走着 Let's go.
拍照的事怎么办 What about the photo?
他俩还需要说话吗 Do they even have to talk?
他们只要碰碰触角就能交流了 They could just touch tentacles and download.
这样也挺好的 你看 You know, this is good, because, you know,
阿布蒂扩大了交际圈 Abed's branching out,
托比也真的很棒 and Toby's really, really great.
少来 特洛伊 你这小眼神儿太熟悉 No. Troy, I have seen that look.
以前也有女生那么看着我 Girls have given me that look.
你没胡思乱想 You are not being crazy.
那家伙就是想撬走你的好基友 That dude is trying to steal your boyfriend.
我去续杯 I'm gonna get a refill.
要是阿布蒂想换兄弟了怎么办 I mean, what if Abed wants a replacement?
他让我又气又伤心 He makes me so angry and so sad,
同时涌上心头 all at the same time.
我懂 但你得憋着 I know, but you have to hide it,
因为这种想法 because, for some reason,
在男人看来就是神经兮兮 men find these feelings to be psycho,
你要是大吵大闹 就会让阿布蒂更疏远你 and, if you freak out, it's only gonna push Abed away.
就像我常说的 假如你爱他 Like I always say, if you love someone,
就给他自由 假如他一去不回头 set them free, and, if they don't come back to you,
那也只是命中有缘无分 they were never yours to begin with.
那怎么能行 That makes no sense.
要是他一去就被车撞了或者掉井里了呢 What if they get hit by a car or fall down a well?
记得提醒我把你从紧急联系人分组中删掉 Remind me not to put you down as my emergency contact.
好吧 要冷静 All right. Play it cool.
对托比和善一点 Make nice with Toby.
好 Yeah.
怎么样 So?
大家怎么看 What did everyone think?
我觉得挺好 I thought it was pretty good.
我有点搞不懂 I was confused.
哪里搞不懂 And what confused you?
主要是时间穿越那一块儿 The time travel mostly.
还有空间穿越 Also the space travel.
还有吗 Anything else?
你的记录本够用吗 How many clipboards you got?
鸣笛 Raise the klaxon.
我觉得我的卡车会一路冲进泰晤士河 Me lorry's plunging it into the Thames, me thinks.
你介意我跟你练一下美国口音吗 Hey, do you mind if I practice my American accent?
-我最近要试镜 -没问题 - I have an audition. - Of course.
你真的是《时空探长》迷吗 You really are an Inspector Spacetime fan.
从小就迷 Ever since I was little.
你喜欢这部剧什么 What is it you like about the show?
我觉得这部剧的创作理念引发出一些十分 I think the show's philosophy poses some really interesting...
值得思索的问题 关于自然 questions about the nature...
不好意思 I'm so sorry.
-统统跪下 胸霸天下 -是来电铃声 - Bow before Thoraxis. - This is my ringtone.
统统跪下 胸霸天下 Bow before Thoraxis.
好吧 说真的 到底为什么 Okay, seriously, what was it?
你曾经是眼镜妹 你穿过背背佳 You wear glasses? You have a back brace?
说吧 我不会介意的 Say it. I don't care.
我扪心自问 And I asked myself
空间是什么味道 what does space smell like?
知道吗 它的真谛 You see, the thing of it-- -
你们在这里呀 Oh, hey, there you guys are.
真好 三个好兄弟 Oh, this is so nice, just three friends,
团结友爱 毫无威胁感 friending around all unthreatened-like.
真是不好意思 说来有点尴尬 Terribly sorry. This is slightly embarrassing.
我好像忘记你叫什么了 I seem to have forgotten your name.
特洛伊 It's Troy!
你明知道我叫特洛伊 You know it's Troy!
"特哥布弟"打头的名字就是特洛伊 Okay, it's the first part of Troy and Abed.
托比和阿布蒂的早间秀 Toby and Abed In The Morning?
这名字很搞笑好吗 That's ridiculous.
我才没神经兮兮 I'm not psycho!
好吧 Okay.
我说到哪了 对了 Where was I? Oh, yes...
特洛伊最近一直有点怪 Troy's been acting weird lately.
我的警官搭档结婚后也发生过同样的景象 The same thing happened with my constable when he got a wife.
也就是说我手上又多出一张票 Which means of course I now have one spare ticket
《时空探长》发行50周年纪念展 to the 50th Anniversary Inspector Spacetime
-在伦敦举办 -时空五十年展 - Convention in London. - DemiCenInspectiCon?
就快开幕了 伦敦又那么远 But it's so soon, and London's too far.
在英国 吉百利奶油鸡蛋巧克力全年销售 In England, cadbury creme eggs are sold year-round.
我以为那只是一个传说 I thought that was just a legend.
马上来 Just a minute.
马上 Just a second.
我拿来了您要的电吹风 翁格太太 I've got your hair dryer, Mrs. Winger.
谢谢你 兰迪 但不是我要用 Oh, thank you, Randy, but it's not for me.
是给我丈夫用的 It's for my husband.
他的头发必须蓬松点才能看 He really needs the diffuser for his hair.
虽然听起来好势利 不过他是律师啦 It sounds shallow, but he's a lawyer.
实话说 两个人都上班 Actually, having dual careers has put
给我们的婚姻带来不少压力 a lot of stress on our marriage.
所以我们才会分房睡 Hence the separate rooms.
不过我认为这次旅行真的会改变现状 But I think this trip is really gonna change all that.
我丈夫终于能撇开我 My husband will finally see me
世界著名警探的盛名 not as a world-famous police detective,
看到我女人的一面 but as a woman.
你丈夫是个幸运的人 Your husband's a lucky man.
没错 That he is.
一股子泥巴味 Tastes of bog.
看到没 剧情简单所以招笑 You see? It's funny because it's clear.
我想说两句 Actually I would like to say something.
我有两个朋友是《时空探长》的死忠粉 I am friends with a couple of huge Inspector Spacetime fans,
我觉得他们喜欢这部剧 and I think what they like about the show
是因为它充满智慧 剧情复杂 is that it's smart, complicated,
也不会把观众当白痴 and doesn't talk down to its audience.
所以如果你想拍一部真正精彩的美国版 So, if you'd like to make a really good American version,
就要保留这些优点 you should stay true to that.
删掉这个警官角色 Hey, instead of this constable,
换成双腿修长的金发美女 手拿网球拍 what about a blonde with long legs
-怎么样 -太像样了 - and a tennis racket? - Yes.
求你了 就当为了我 Please! For me.
统统跪下 Bow before...
通常我们对婚外情是视而不见的 Normally we don't concern ourselves with adultery,
不然酒店也不可能存在 'cause then hotels wouldn't exist.
但大家都觉得你人很好 But everyone here thinks you're so nice,
所以我不得不带你下来看看 so I have to bring you down here.
真不敢相信 I don't believe it.
他说他要走 He told me he was leaving.
-说你的口头禅嘛 -我 - Say your catch phrase. - I...
不想说 rather not.
这是怎么回事 What the hell is going on here?
我们的婚姻突然就不值得挽救了吗 Suddenly our marriage isn't worth repairing?
什么 What?
等等 Wait!
奈吉尔结婚了 Nigel is married?
真他喵的"米奈瓦" That is so Thoraxis!
对了 你的美国口音学得真糟烂 And your American accent isn't at all convincing.
我们一路走来 We come all this way,
你甚至连条短信都懒得发 and you just leave me alone without
就这么不辞而别 留我独守空房 so much as sending a text message
我受够了 杰夫·奈吉尔·翁格 I'm sick with it, Jeff Nigel Winger
-能再给我两杯吗 -够了 - Can I get two more of these, please? - Enough!
今天过得真是太疯狂了 This day has turned crazy.
我要上楼 擦干身体 I'm gonna go upstairs, towel off,
然后向上帝祷告 待我醒来会发现身处 and pray to God that I wake up in the middle of
期末考场 而这门课我都不知道我选过 a final for a class I didn't know I was enrolled in.
边去 Shoo.
亲爱的 Oh, honey.
你像神经女友一样跟阿布蒂闹翻了 是吧 You went all psycho girlfriend on Abed, didn't you?
是啊 我搞砸了 Yeah. I screwed up.
典型的特洛伊 Classic Troy.
没关系 谁都碰上过这种事 It's okay. It happens to the best of us.
我给你买了礼物 I got you a present.
量子扳手 A quantum spanner.
是啊 能亮 Yeah, it lights up or
或是放音乐之类的 plays music or something.
布雷塔 Britta,
你愿意在胶合室跟我永远熔融合体 would you agree to be bonded to me forever
然后拍一张超贵的纪念照吗 in the gluon chamber for an expensive souvenir photograph?
我愿意 Absolutely.
谢谢 Thank you.
搞毛啊 What?
我快等不及了 我们去参观最初的片场 I can't wait. We can visit the original spacetime set.
我有一间空着的卧室 And I've got a spare bedroom,
你想呆多久都行 so you can stay as long as you like.
棒极了 That all sounds great.
但我不确定自己能否就这样拎包就走 But I don't know if I could just pick up and leave.
-这里有我的生活 -暂时而已 - I have a life here. - For now.
-你什么意思 -面对现实吧 - What do you mean? - Well, let's face it.
孤独症患者把非孤独症的普通人称为"神经标准人"
那些正常人的注意力根本比不上你我 Neurotypicals don't have the same focus you or I have.
他们总是会被干扰 They always get distracted...
婚姻啦 孩子啦 厨艺比赛节目啦 by marriage, kids, competitive cooking shows.
-就像你最好的朋友大卫一样 -没错 - Like your best friend David. - That's right.
他本来打算来的 Who was planning on coming here
尽管你那时还困在尼日利亚 even though you were trapped in Nigeria?
是的 但我没有困在 Yeah, but I wouldn't say trapped.
而你希望我 而不是你最好的朋友 And you went to me and not to your best friend
兼警官帮忙 and constable for help?
他老婆大概把邮件删掉了 Well, his wife probably deleted the email.
-她真是典型的 -米奈瓦 没错 - She's a total... - Minerva. Right.
你扮的是第三任探长 And you're dressed as the third inspector,
这一代很出名 饰演探长的演员曾试图 who was famous for trying to strangle the actor
掐死达利警官的饰演者 因为两人都在 who played Constable Dudley, because they were
追求琳达·麦卡特尼 both pursuing Linda McCartney.
前"披头士"成员保罗·麦卡特尼的第一任妻子
其实根本就没大卫这个人 对吧 David doesn't actually exist, does he?
你在胡说 You're mad.
你刚刚说的根本无法证明 Nothing you've said can prove that.
但我们刚见面的时候 Except that when we met you said
-你说他叫安德鲁 -该死 - his name was Andrew. - Bollocks.
是啊 Yeah.
好吧 罪名成立 All right. Guilty as charged.
听着 我得确认无误才放心啊 Look, I had to be sure, didn't I?
当你发给我第一封电邮时 When you sent me that first email
在信中你分析出时空探长 in which you figured out that Inspector Spacetime
既是自己的祖父又是自己的祖母 is both his own grandfather and grandmother,
我就知道咱俩是绝配 I knew we were soul mates.
我们俩都是特别的 You and I are special.
正常人不愿承认 Neurotypicals won't admit it,
但有些人注定比其他人牛逼 but some people are just better than everybody else.
他们能力不足 所以才纷纷离去 They can't handle it, so they always leave.
就像伟大的探长总是不断的冒险 Just like how the brilliant Inspector has constant adventures,
他的警官却总会回到 while his constables always eventually return
无聊 普通的地球生活中 to their dull, ordinary earth lives.
但探长总是选择人类 But maybe there's a reason the Inspector
做搭档是有原因的 always chooses a human companion.
他是外星人 但他的人类朋友帮助他 He's an alien, but his human friends keep him
在这个世界立足并寄予希望 grounded and invested in the world,
就像我和特洛伊 like with me and Troy.
容我翁格上身给你洗洗脑 If I could Winger you for a second.
好的 虽然我不懂什么意思 Sure. I don't know what that means, but...
或许所有的关系都是由 Maybe all relationships are made up of
逻辑探长和情绪警官组成 两者缺一不可 logical inspectors and emotional constables, and we need both
这样时空才会更美好 to make space and time a better place.
或许你说得对 Maybe you're right.
等等 托比 托比 不要啊 Wait, wait. Toby, Toby, Toby, no.
等一下 Wait just a second.
我们在玩游戏 Just playing a game.
快放我出去 You have to let me out!
不行 除非你开始出现斯德哥尔摩综合症 No, not until Stockholm syndrome sets in.
你觉得需要多久 几个小时 How long do you think that'll be, a couple of hours?
我给你买吉拿果的话 你会爱上我吗 Would you love me if I got you a churro?
安妮 Annie.
安妮 我 Annie, I...
不知道这里还有多少空气 I'm not sure how much air there is in here!
那你还说话 And still you talk.
特洛伊会找到我的 Troy will find me.
-谁 -你知道特洛伊是谁 - Who? - You know who Troy is.
对呀 特洛伊会找到我的 Yeah. Troy will find me.
没事吧 Everything okay?
没事啊 Everything's fine.
胶合照到底是什么玩意儿 What is a gluon anyway?
不提阿布蒂能死吗 Can we stop talking about Abed?
对不起 我做不到 I'm sorry. I can't.
感觉不对 It doesn't feel right.
没关系 我理解 It's okay. I understand.
去找他吧 Go to him.
-你确定吗 -我之前就跟你说过 - Are you sure? - I've told you before.
我对《时空探长》半点都不在乎 I don't care about Inspector Spacetime.
托比 Toby.
阿布蒂呢 Where's Abed?
收拾行李呢 He's packing.
他说你有女朋友了 就不需要他了 He said you have a girlfriend and don't need him anymore.
他要和我去英国 He's coming with me to England.
-你胡说 -你怎么知道 - You're lying. - How would you know?
阿布蒂是我朋友 Because Abed's my friend,
他会告诉我的 And he would have told me.
他会对我做出清晰明了的解释 And he would have explained it to me in very clear terms,
因为我脑子有时不太好使 Because I get confused sometimes.
他在里面 是吧 He's in there, isn't he?
不在 No.
-特洛伊 -阿布蒂 - Hey, Troy. - Hey, Abed.
托比 你打过架吗 Toby, have you ever been in a fight?
我打过 Because I have.
苍天呀 他能攥拳头 Oh, my God. He can make a fist.
那可比巴掌疼多了 That would hurt harder than a slap.
他在那一间 He's in that one.
我知道啊 I knew that.
你没事吧 You okay?
没事 I am.
在我悠久漫长的禁锢经历中 You know, for the first time in my long history
这还是生平第一次 of being locked inside things,
我提前知道有人会来救我 I knew someone would come.
还想拍"胶合照"吗 Still want to take the gluon photo?
-你觉得呢 -想 - What do you think? - Yes.
当然想 Yes.
我刚才上楼去你房间了 Well, I just went upstairs and saw your room.
我看见两套睡袍 一对咖啡杯 Saw the two robes, the two coffee cups,
一个有口红印 一个没有 one with lipstick, one without.And--
我那边水槽中居然真有头发 I saw actual hair that looked a lot like mine
且与本人的非常之象 我有几个问题 on my side of the sink, so I have some questions.
-天啊 -首先 - Oh, God. - First one,
那真是我的头发吗 是的话 is that actually my hair, and, if so,
是自然脱落的吗 did it fall out naturally?
是的话 你得立马告诉我 Because if it did, you need to tell me right now,
我得寻求科学帮助了 'cause I have to call science.
另外 你到底在闹什么名堂 Also, what the hell is going on?
我好像之前在玩角色扮演 All right, I may have been play-acting
假装咱俩是已婚夫妇 酒店员工 that we were married, and then
以为你在偷腥 所以我要挽回面子 the staff hought you were cheating, and I had to save face.
这事儿我应该担心一下吗 Do I have to worry about this?
不用 我不过是做做白日梦 No, I was just daydreaming.
我幻想跟你结婚至少五六次了 I mean, I've married you at least a half a dozen times.
《歌舞青春》男主角
还跟特洛伊 扎克·埃夫隆 And Troy. And Zac Efron.
主要是扎克·埃夫隆 Mostly Zac Efron.
那扎克被你泼过一脸水吗 Does Zac get a drink thrown in his face?
我不晓得 也许是有点受伤吧 I don't know. I guess I was a little hurt
因为你把我丢下不管 that you ditched me.
我们是朋友啊 I mean, we are friends, right?
一起出来玩有那么痛苦吗 Would it have been that painful to hang out together?
我可以告诉你 Well, I can tell you one thing
在你幻想中有一点不对 your fantasy got wrong.
如果我们结婚了 If we were married,
你绝不会看到我在酒店吧台 you wouldn't find me flirting with
跟别的女人调情 another woman in a hotel bar.
但是很多你觉得有意思的事情 But there are a lot of things that you think are fun
我却一点兴趣都没有 因为我 that I wouldn't want to do because I'm...
-年纪大了 -不无聊 - Older? - Not lame.
现在你想一起玩吗 Do you want to hang out now?
给你买杯酒吧 你想喝什么 Can I buy you a drink? What do you want?
苹果马提尼 An appletini.
苍天 别逼我点那个 Oh, God, don't make me order that.
-拜托 -拜托啦 - Please? - Please?
苹果马提尼 Appletini.
真的好厉害 That is so great.
我给你们准备了惊喜哦 And I have a surprise for you guys.
-这是要逼死我啊 -他回来了 - Really pushing me here. - He's back.
介不介意我们来搅一搅啊 Do you mind if we crash this party?
我们已然搅黄了 That we already crashed.
皮尔斯 雪瑞 很高兴你们能来 Pierce, Shirley, I'm glad you guys made it.
没有邀请你们真的很没礼貌 It was rude of me not to invite you.
-对不起 -记住 阿布蒂 - I'm sorry. - Just remember, Abed,
我尽力了 I did my best.
我们都尽力了 We both did.
不用谢 You're welcome.
我们该走了吧 So I guess we're taking off.
我还想再呆一会 Actually, I'd like to stay for a little while.
-真的吗 -真的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
你用不着为我这么做 You don't have to do that for me.
谁说是为了你啊 Well, who says it's just for you?
伙计们 拿出手机预备好 Guys, get your phones ready,
此等美景你们这辈子也难寻第二回了 because you are only gonna see this once.
统统跪下 胸霸天下 Bow before Thoraxis.
这就是我周末不跟你们玩的原因 See, this is why I don't hang with you folks on the weekends.
到了 1960年代 Here we are, the 1960s,
整个宇宙所有历史中最辉煌 the greatest, grooviest period
最有吸引力的时期 in the entire history of the entire universe.
我真走运 能够有幸拜访这里 I'm lucky. I get to visit places like this
因为我可以穿越时间和空间 because I can travel through time and space,
但不能同时穿梭时空 But not both at once.
知道为什么吗 少尉 Do you know why that is, Ensign?
那是因为 时空探长 Because, Inspector Spacetime,
时空一旦混乱 我们的思想就会爆炸 our minds would be blown with the space/time confusion.
没错 That's right.
现在我必须跟这里最性感的女人共度良宵 And now I must sleep with the sexiest woman here,
同时也就是我的祖母 who is also my grandmother,
不然我会不复存在的 or I will cease to exist.
你怎么知道我不是你祖母呢 How do you know I'm not your grandmother?
要想知道 只有一种方法 There's only one way to find out.
我恨你 I hate you.