这孩子名唤阿奇·德克斯 His name is Archie Decoste,
年方22 高中怒读七年 age 22, total years spent in high school: seven.
[SAT: 类似美国的一种高考]
SAT勇夺零分 SAT score: zero.
最近因为在警局向警察兜售大麻而被捕 And he was recently arrested for selling marijuana
最近因为在警局向警察兜售大麻而被捕 to a police officer at a police station.
你要我们帮你招这个二货入学 So, you want us to help you recruit this idiot
而不是好学生或者科学天才吗 instead of an honors student or a science genius?
我们读的是同一家大学吗 Do we go to the same Greendale?
这其中妙处 且听我细细道来 Ah, but let me reveal the fortune inside this cookie.
家族资产净值 八百万 Family net worth: $8 million.
乡亲们 这就是咱社区大学招生游戏里 Ladies and gentlemen, this is what we
传说中的"大头鲸"啊 in the community college recruiting game call a "whale."
此人完美融合了低智商 The perfect mix of low intellect,
低志向 还有爹娘老子无尽的宠溺支持 high lack of ambition, and limitless parental support.
所以 这二货多金低能永远毕不了业 So, a rich dumb-dumb who will never graduate
把钱源源不断地投进学校的口袋 and keep dropping money into the school indefinitely.
了解 Got it.
真的会有这么多钱吗 院长 Is there really that much money in this, dean,
还是说这只是 Or is it like that endorsement deal
[山寨"乐事" 见S01E14和S03E22]
你和"乐吃"薯片签的代言协议 you made with Let's Potato Chips?
如果你不喜欢"乐吃"香脆可口的味道 If you don't like the crispy-licious taste of Let's,
就尽管吃那些高油脂的牌子好了 feel free to eat that other greasy brand.
"四品客"吗 肯定不会的 Splingles? Not this guy.
多谢 特洛伊 Thank you, Troy,
就让我以你们身边的某条"大头鱼"为例 And, I will explain the value of this whale
来好好解释这条"大头鲸"的价值 by describing one who's been swimming right under your nose.
格林德尔80%的课程 Pierce Hawthorne has taken 80%
皮尔斯·霍桑都上过两遍以上 of Greendale's classes more than twice.
他是全校学生中唯一一个掏钱购买了 He is the only Greendale student who has ever paid for
加长储物柜和铅笔延期保修服务 a premium locker or the extended pencil warranty.
这事不能让皮尔斯知道 Pierce cannot know about this.
他就是个老小孩 一看到大家关注别人 He's a big baby who throws tantrums
他就会大哭大闹 when anyone else gets attention.
[金牌体操选手]
还记得克里·斯特鲁格来我们学校那次吗 Remember when Kerri Strug visited our campus?
-不堪回首 -惨不忍睹 - That was horrible. - That was awful.
我已经安排了阿奇明天来校参观 I have scheduled Archie's visit for tomorrow
明天皮尔斯没课 when Pierce has no classes.
各位 我谨在此 Guys, I'm asking,
以法鉴社团会计的身份求大家帮忙 as treasurer of the Forensics Club.
院长说我们可以用"大头鲸"的钱兴建 The dean said we could use some of the whale money
一个尸研所[研究尸体降解] for a new body farm.
谁想帮忙 Who wants to help?
算我一个 听着挺带劲 I'm in. Sounds like a romper.
我们的确需要钱 We do need money.
生物系对着一头死猪 The biology department's been dissecting
足足解剖了十年 the same dead pig for ten years.
如果把这孩子招进来 If we land this kid,
就能买100头死猪 we can buy 100 dead pigs
人人皆大欢喜 and make everybody happy.
我也愿意帮忙 I'll help where I can,
但我新报了一门体育课 but I started a new PE class.
三年来我一直都在回避这门课 I've been avoiding it for three years,
但躲得过初一躲不过十五 but you can't run from running forever.
我也在上体育课 I'm in PE too.
我家里的奖杯柜还特意给它留了位置 I made room in my trophy case.
但我又想起来上课不会发奖杯 Then, I remembered classes don't give out trophies,
所以我就在那放了个鱼缸 so I put a fishbowl there instead.
这周过得真郁闷 It's been quite the week.
那么剩下的人就该干嘛干嘛去 So, the rest of us will have to pick up the slack,
是的 杰夫瑞 我不会将你算进来 and, yes, Jeffrey, I assume you're out,
因为你在学校的表现一向 because of your track record of literally
风流倜傥 格格不入 being too cool for school.
事实上 你这次可以把我算进来 Actually, you can count me in on this one.
什么 What?
"无皮尔斯"这一点让我动了心 You had me at "No Pierce."
他最近一直缠着我叫我出去玩 He's been all over me lately to hang out.
相当诡异 It's weird.
你不过是想成为集体的一份子 You just want to be a part of something.
承认吧 感恩节让翁格变得有爱多了 Admit it, Thanksgiving softened that Winger underbelly.
布雷塔 Ugh, Britta.
现在让我们扬帆起航 去猎捕大头鲸吧 Now, let's set sail and hunt that whale!
-很好 -说走咱就走哇 - Yeah. - Hey, let's do that.
你晓得广告是怎么说的 You know what the commercial says.
我的"乐吃" 伸爪的去屎 "Keep your damn hands off my Let's."
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杰夫 Hey, Jeff.
我想我们可以去我知道的一家理发店逛逛 I was thinking we could swing by this great barbershop I know.
你这一脸胡子拉碴的 You're looking a little stubbly,
只有刀法精湛的意大利人才能打理干净 and nobody handles a razor like an Italian.
这帮人为取悦情人 手指那是相当灵活 They develop nimble fingers from pleasing their mistresses.
谢谢你又让我长知识 让我知道两种新形象 Thank you for opening my eyes to two new stereotypes.
我该怎么说呢 Now, how can I put this?
不 我不想去 No. I don't want to go.
现在不去 将来也不去 不去 Not now, not ever. No.
没关系 No prob.
按你的时间来 We'll work around your skedge.
-好了 皮尔斯走了 -很好 - It's okay. Pierce is gone. - Yes.
"行尸"已经离开本楼 Walking dead has left the building.
[探索频道纪录片]
回到"任务 致命捕捞" Resume "Operation: Deadliest catch."
阿奇肯定会喜欢这个横幅的 Archie is gonna love this banner.
名牌闪光笔闪亮全场 The name-brand glitter really shows.
校董事会闪亮登场 School Board guys in the hizzie!
里奇 里奇 冷静点 Richie, Richie, pace yourself.
你好啊 院长 Hey, there, dean.
我们只是想突然过来 Just thought we'd pop in
看看你们捕鲸的情况 and check on the big whale hunt.
我们给小阿奇安排了完美的一天 Ah, what a day we have planned for young Archie.
图书馆之旅 计算机实验室展示 Library tour, calculator lab demonstration...
而且最后会在 And, it all culminates
"绿苑风骨"招待晚会的高潮中结束 in the "Spirit of Greendale" reception.
搞这么隆重 不怕他不动心 Magnitude is a soft yes.
这样就行了 Oh, wow, that's a get.
我们是很喜欢这么隆重 As much as we love that magnitude,
但你安排的行程似乎少了点 your tour may be lacking a little...
这行程烂极了 哥们 Tour sucks, bro.
-什么 -你的思维得放开点 - What? - You gotta think big.
召妓 毒品 召妓 Hookers, blow, hookers.
他有点混乱 He's been mixing,
但他说的也有可取之处 but there is some wisdom there.
我们也需要大头鲸的钱 We need this whale money.
那小子喜欢滑雪 The kid likes snowboarding.
[单板及滑板双料天才职业选手 超级巨星]
或许能请肖恩·怀特来这当老师 Maybe Shaun White finds his way on the faculty roster.
他喜欢派对 He likes to party.
或许格林德尔突然有家兄弟会 Maybe Greendale suddenly has a frat.
[兄弟会多以希腊字母为名]
德尔塔兄弟会啥的 The Delta Cubes, or whatever.
院长 你不会真想这么做吧 Dean, you're not considering this, are you?
当然不会 格林德尔有自己的特色 No, no. Greendale stands on its own.
没有妓女 没有毒品 No hookers, no blow,
没有肖恩·怀特兄弟会 No Shaun White frat.
大学院长威胁一家兄弟会 College dean threatening a fraternity.
你永远别想关掉三角方块会 You'll never shut down the Delta Cubes.
Delta希腊文是个三角Δ
-什么 -三角方块会 三角方块会 - What? - Delta Cubes, Delta Cubes, Delta Cubes...
听着 决定权在你 克拉格 Look, it's your call, Craig.
别让这头鲸游走了 Don't let this whale swim away.
走"斯奇普"巡游专线 再去续个杯呗 Cruise by Skeeper's express for a refill?
这个提议深得我心 I'll second that motion.
我一直在练习庆祝胜利的舞蹈 I've been working on my victory dances.
篮球 橄榄球 Basketball, football,
[比赛者以手撑地 做螃蟹爬的类足球比赛]
这是螃蟹足球的 and crab soccer.
这个动作很难 That one's the hard one.
真不错 Well, that's nice.
我上小学时 Hey, when I was in grade school,
体育课分小组时我总是最后被挑剩下的 PE was about being picked on and picked last,
你会选我到你队伍的 对吗 But, you'll put me on your team, right?
对 但也不对 Right...but also, wrong.
体育课讲究适者生存 PE's about survival of the fittest.
排成一排 同学们 Line up, class.
欢迎来到PEE 我是杰森·恰普曼教练 Welcome to PEE. I'm coach Jason Chapman.
体育教育教育课 Physical education education?
我还以为是课程表上打错字了 I thought that was a typo in the course "Cartalogue."
最开始是打错了 It started as a typo,
但是现在它已成为格林德尔 But it's grown into one of Greendale's
最成功的课程之一 most successful programs.
任何人都可以上体育课 Anyone can take PE.
我教我的学生教练 教体育 I teach my student coaches to teach PE.
有什么好笑的 巴恩斯教练 Something funny, coach Barnes?
没有 只是 No, it's just...
你在教我们怎么做体育老师 You're teaching us how to be gym teachers.
体育馆老师[gym也指体育馆] Gym teachers?
体育馆是栋建筑 A gym is a building,
人造的建筑 在里面 a man-made structure inside which
体育教育的老师 physical education teachers
对体育教育的学生 进行体育教育 teach physical education to physical education students.
问个问题 巴恩斯教练 Pop quiz, coach Barnes,
一个学生被塑料高尔夫球卡住嗓子眼了 a student is choking on a plastic golf ball.
-你会怎么做 -我 - What do you do? - I...
一个标准足球场中 How many orange cones does it take to
要放置多少橙色锥形标 line a regulation soccer field?
如果学生在做伸展运动时聊天怎么办 What if students are talking during stretches?
如果我家孩子超过就寝时间还在说话 When my kids talk past bedtime,
我会用生气的语气说 I use my angry voice, and I say,
不准再叽叽喳喳 "The next peep I hear will be the last,"
我给他们这种表情 And I give 'em one of these.
不错嘛 伯纳德教练 Not bad, coach Bennett.
瞧咱多棒 Look at me!
瞧着呢 I see you.
欢 迎 阿 奇
图书馆
迟到两小时 Two hours late?
正是这种说话好似放屁的德性 This is exactly the lack of follow-through
造就了如此吸引人的阿奇 that makes Archie so appealing,
但还是 好歹发个短信嘛 but still, send a text, right?
阿布蒂 我说了我们不会 Okay, Abed, I told you we're not doing
搞什么兄弟会 the fraternity idea.
三角方块会永远不会消失 The Delta Cubes will never die.
我们的抗争刚刚开始 We've only just begun to fight.
你们昨天才成立 You only began yesterday.
大头鲸来了 精神点 各位 Whale, ho! Look alive, everyone.
你们在这里做什么呢 Hey, what are you guys all doing out here?
不好 皮尔斯会毁了一切 Oh, no! Pierce will ruin everything!
阿奇是谁 为什么他有横幅的待遇 What's an Archie? Why does he get a banner?
杰夫 快想办法 Jeff! Do something.
你来啦 皮尔斯 There you are, Pierce.
还以为你要取消我们的计划呢 Thought you were gonna cancel our plans.
-计划 -就咱们玩一整天 - Plans? - To spend the entire day
不带其他人的逍遥计划 together away from everyone else.
对 这个啊 Oh, yeah! Those plans.
一边哭去吧 小样儿 Suck it, bozos.
酷孩子不带你们玩儿了 You're getting ditched by the cool kids.
我们今天会非常开心的 Oh, what a day we're gonna have.
马上给我发短信好借机甩掉他 Text me the instant I can ditch him.
你们好 Hey, guys.
校园挺漂亮 Sweet campus.
欢迎来到格林德尔 我是派尔顿豆长 Welcome to Greendale. I'm bean Pelton.
派尔顿豆长 派尔顿院长 "Bean Pelton"? Dean Pelton.
老天 我好紧张 Gosh, I'm nervous.
请到我们学校就读 求你了求你了 Please enroll in our school. Please, please.
好漂亮的摩托 阿奇 Nice scooter, Archie.
对 城市学院送我的 Yeah, City College gave it to me as a present.
城市学院 City College?
城市学院给你买了小摩托 City College bought you a vespa?
全新的 Brand-new.
阿奇 你有没有听说 So, Archie, have you heard about
咱们的极限滑板课程 our half-pipes and hash pipes class,
上课的是肖恩·怀特教授 taught by professor Shaun White?
-什么 -我们去激浪饮料酷爽棚 - What? - Yeah, let me tell you about it
听我给你细细道来 in our Mountain Dew Cool Zone tent.
支个棚子 写上"激浪" Put up a tent, write "Mountain Dew" on it,
要够酷够爽 Make it cool.
我们走吧 Ah, here we go.
继续往前 这是我们的图书馆 Let's keep going. This is our library.
阿奇 你不如在网上冲下浪 Okay Archie, why don't you "Hang ten" on the web
我去谈点事 知道吗 while I talk business, and you know what?
这电脑你可以拿走 You can take that computer.
太好了 Sweet!
我可以和朋友一起从天桥上扔下去 My friends and I can drop it off an overpass.
真希望这一句我没听见 Ah, I shouldn't have heard that.
院长 你把咱们的电脑给他吗 Dean, you're giving him our computers?
他是个22岁的大麻草包 He is a 22-year-old stoner-head
高中文凭都是他爹妈出钱买的 whose parents bought him a GED.
你觉得他会选择哪所大学 Which college is he going to choose?
小摩托 还是"哎哟 瞧咱们的图书馆" Vespa state, or "Ooh, look at our library" university?
学校董事会的人说得对 Those school board guys were right.
布雷塔 在哪里可以买到毒品 Britta, where do we get drugs?
你不是吧 Really?
看谁终于上道了 Look who stumbled onto the high road.
你们这是往死路上走 This is a slippery slope.
城市学院给他小摩托时 Well, City College slipped that slope
就已经把咱们逼上死路了 when they slipped him that scooter,
但他们让他踏上咱的地盘则是自寻死路 but they sure slipped up when they let him set foot on our soil.
球类研究室
三 二 一 Three, two, one!
时间到 Time!
巴恩斯教练 看起来放置躲避球 Coach Barnes, it seems dodge ball storage
不是你的专长啊 isn't quite in your skill set,
和准备乒乓球桌不相上下 Much like table tennis prep.
做得非常好 伯纳德教练 Excellent job, coach Bennett.
你有着和年轻的凯文·米勒一样优秀的 You have the spatial reasoning skills
空间推理技巧 of a young Kevin Miller,
一位我认识的非常优秀的优育老师 A really good PE Teacher I know.
拥有将人按能力水平排序的技巧 The skill of ranking others in order
是非常重要的 of ability is crucial.
接下来的训练 两位最优秀的学生教练 In this next drill, our two best student coaches
将挑选班上的同学进行分组 will split the rest of the class:
伯纳德教练 尼尔教练 Coach Bennett, coach Neil.
-好耶 -选队友吧 - Yeah! - Pick your teams.
-唐纳文教练 -哥德曼教练 - Coach Donovan. - Coach Goldman.
-米坎娜教练 -卡特勒教练 - Coach Mckenna. - Coach Cutler.
-温斯顿教练 -多纳托教练 - Coach Winston. - Ooh, coach Dornetto.
-盖斯特教练 -帕诺斯教练 - Coach Guest. - Coach Panos!
做出明智的选择 Choose wisely.
这个选择会决定胜利还是失败 You're one decision away from victory or defeat.
马扎克教练 Coach...Marzec.
选得好 伯纳德教练 Well picked, coach Bennett.
你的队肯定赢 Your team wins!
我们会赢 太好了 Oh, we won! Nice!
西尔维奥
理发店
Ah, the barbershop.
令人怀念过去的岁月 男人是男人 A reminder of a bygone era when men were men,
女人是负责洗衣服的性感厨子 and women were sex cooks who did laundry.
几十年来我每天都来刮胡子 I've been getting a daily shave here for decades.
很显然 一直以来看的是同样的八本杂志 And apparently, reading the same eight magazines the entire time.
《国家地理》上有一些部落女人的裸胸照片 Yeah, National Geographic's got some tribal boob shots
拍得太美了 That are exquisite.
没被白手摸过的胸总是别有一番风情 There's something about a breast
没被白手摸过的胸总是别有一番风情 that's never been touched by white hands.
你这个男人忒复杂了 You are a complicated man.
西尔维奥 转到我的幸运数字七 Silvio, spin up lucky number seven.
发送至安妮: 地狱之旅何时结束
知道吗 You know what?
这感觉不错 我得承认 That feels good, I'll give you that.
那个苏打水杯 Now, that soda goblet
能够让你在食堂得到免费续杯 gets you free refills in the Cafeteria,
并由我校的爱德·哈代教授绘制而成 and it was painted by our Professor Ed Hardy...
[当代设计艺术家 拥有自己的同名潮牌]
他是教比基尼课的 who teaches bikini class.
爽 Oh, yeah!
闪闪的 惹人爱 Whoa, check out that bling!
我要嘛 I want that.
你听到了 安妮 赶紧满足皇上 You heard him, Annie! Bling the King!
直接撸下来便是 Yeah, just take it off of him.
-给你 -谢谢 - There you go. - Thank you.
三角方块兄弟们 Delta Cubes!
准备好通过窘境培养感情 Prepare to bond through embarrassment.
奶嘴进嘴 Pacifiers in!
开始 Commence...
院长警报 撤撤撤 Code Dean! Code Dean!
该死 阿布蒂 我说了不能搞兄弟会 Gosh Dean it, Abed! I told you, no fraternities!
苏打水弄了我一鞋 There's soda all over my kicks!
布雷塔 把你的围巾给阿奇擦鞋 Britta, give Archie your scarf so he can dry his kicks.
给他擦鞋 布雷塔 给我用力点 Dry his kicks, Britta. Put your back into it!
不要 我划条界限 No! Line drawn!
如果我想给富人做牛做马 If I wanted to wait on a rich man hand and foot,
我不如去找乔氏超市邂逅的迪拜酋长呢 I would've gone to Dubai with that sheik I met at Trader Joe's.
别搭理她 阿奇 Don't worry about her, Archie.
移驾前往微烤披萨馆 Onward to the Microbrew Pizzatorium!
我认为男人需要的就是 I think all a man needs in life
麻溜的剃须和冰凉的啤酒 is a close shave, a cold beer,
或许再有一条忠诚的狗 and you know, maybe a faithful dog.
小时候我有条巧克力色拉布拉多 罗西 Hm, I had a chocolate lab growing up...Rosie.
她每天舔我的脚叫我起床 She use to wake me up every morning by licking my feet.
我的狗叫沃尔特 德国牧羊犬 Mine was Walter, a German shepherd.
每天跟着我上学 Followed me to school every day.
我往窗外一看 它就在那 I'd look out the window, and there he was,
在草坪上拉了一坨 dropping a steaming fat one on the lawn.
谁能好心告诉我 Would someone please tell me
这么些年来 我究竟为何像土鳖一样 why I've been shaving my own face
自己给自己刮胡子 all these years like a sucker?
最先进的模拟更衣室 This state-of-the-art mock locker room,
也叫模拟室 or "Mocker room,"
模拟了真正更衣室的状况 simulates the conditions of an actual locker room.
我们难道没有更衣室吗 Don't we have an actual locker room?
你觉得你有能力应对吗 巴恩斯教练 You think you're ready for that, Coach Barnes?
下一次演习 戏剧学生 For our next drill, drama students
扮演上体育课的学生 will play the role of PE students,
你们所有人将观察他们在模拟室的行为 and each of you will oversee them in a "Mocker room" setting.
我的角色第一次例假 My character just had her first period.
我的角色得了湿疹 Mine has eczema!
伯纳德教练 你先来 Coach Bennett, care to go first?
好的 Yes!
把手放老实点 Keep your hands to yourself!
乱跑就给我出去跑五圈 小子 Running will get you five laps, mister!
乔伊 Joey!
再闹我就进你淋浴间踢你的光屁股 I will come in that shower and kick yo bare ass!
抱歉 伯纳德教练 Sorry, Coach Bennett.
我从未见过这么与生俱来的训诫技能 I have never seen such natural disciplinary skills.
你是下一个 巴恩斯教练 You're up next, Coach Barnes.
用你的愚笨来娱乐我们吧 Entertain us with your ineptitude.
发泡机弄得怎么样了 伦纳德 How's the foam machine coming, Leonard?
世人将永远记得这一天 Memories will be made tonight.
德斯缇尼 Destiny!
感谢你临时能赶来 Oh, thank you for coming on such short notice.
我收到你的圣诞卡了 Well, I did get your Christmas card.
不不 没时间开预热派对了 Look...no, so...no, no, no time to pre-party.
你和姑娘们各就各位准备好 等我信号 You and the girls get in position and wait for my signal.
脱衣舞娘 Strippers?
一大群 Oh, tons.
这是为了学校好 It's good for the school.
大头鲸来了 落气球 走你 The whale is here. Balloon drop, go!
好的 There you go.
淫娃登场 Release the whores.
-哦耶 -不是吧 - Oh, yeah. - No way!
皮尔斯 Pierce.
我看错了这个店 I was wrong about this shop.
它很特别 It really is special.
如果你这么喜欢 Well, if you like the place so much,
娶它算了 why don't you gay marry it?
你可能没注意到 杰夫 You probably didn't notice it, Jeff,
但我一直精心设计想让咱俩单独相处 but I've been subtly trying to get us some alone time.
我有所察觉 I might've picked up on that.
我也有老爸问题 I'm no stranger to father issues,
我知道跟你爸爸对峙不好受 so I know confronting your dad couldn't have been easy,
我想说我为你感到骄傲 and I just want to say I'm proud of you.
如果你骄傲的话 Well... If you're so proud...
何不搞基嫁给我 Why don't you gay marry me?
你们 老实点 You guys, behave!
去洗澡 大家都去洗澡啦 Hit the showers! Everybody in the showers!
别打闹了 Please stop hitting each other!
-去洗澡吧 -卡 换场景 - Hit the showers! - Cut! Scene!
雪莉 救命 Shirley, help.
我控制不了这些戏剧学生或他们的角色 I can't control these drama students or their characters.
不要啊 No! No!
体育课就是适者生存 特洛伊 PE is survival of the fittest, Troy.
你的电话在震 Hey, your phone's buzzing.
安妮发来的 你个老东西 Ooh, it's from Annie. You sly dog.
需要点时间 稳住皮尔斯 "Need more time. Keep Pierce busy."
稳住我 Keep me busy?
学习小组在领一个大人物参观校园 Look, the group is giving some big shot a tour,
我的任务是稳住你 so it's my job to keep you busy.
因为你会嫉妒 You know how you get jealous.
因为这个你才跟我在一起 So, that's why you spent the day with me?
你是抽签被迫来的 You drew the short straw.
开始是这样 Well, that's how it started,
但是我发现自己度过了愉快的时光 but I really did end up having a good time.
是啊 我以前很遗憾没有儿子带他来这 Yeah, I used to regret not having a son to bring here.
我很高兴我没有孩子 I'm glad I didn't have kids.
他们总是会让你失望 They just end up disappointing you.
阿奇 玩得愉快吗 So Archie, having a good time?
在这里过得爽吗 Gettin' cray up in this club?
爽死 伙计 Sicker than ever, bro!
我决定了 院长 I've made my decision, Dean.
我要来格林德尔上学 I'm about to get all up in this Greendale.
人类同学们 确认了 Human beings, it's official!
向我们的新校友问好 Say hello to our newest greendalian,
阿奇·德克斯 Archie Decoste!
-噼里啪啦砰 -噼里啪啦砰 - Pop pop! - Pop pop!
我要把这个词作为我的口头禅 I want that to be my thing now.
那不行 I don't think you can do that.
磁态态 你不能用"噼里啪啦砰"了 Magnitude, you're not to say "Pop pop" ever again.
不能砰 Not pop?
是的 找个新口头禅 That's right. Find a new thing.
把他带出去 Get him out of here.
好啦 继续狂欢吧 Ah! Here we go! We're back!
噼里啪啦砰 Pop pop!
我们成功了 Well, we did it.
做了我们该做的 We did what we had to do,
我感觉很好 and I feel great about it.
-一切都是为了格林德尔 -为了格林德尔 - It's all for Greendale. - All for Greendale.
你的法鉴社团终于有钱成立先进的尸研所了 Oh, you look pretty sad for someone whose Forensics Club
你咋还这么不高兴啊 can now afford that state-of-the-art body farm.
我都能闻见福尔马林味啦 I can smell the corpses now.
这一切你心里就不觉得沉重吗 None of this is weighing on you?
说啥呢 Sha!
唯一让我沉重的是大笔大笔的钞票好吧 The only thing weighing on me is tons and tons of whale money.
-杰夫瑞 -钓到条大头鲸啊 - Ah, Jeffrey. - Hey. Landed a whale, huh?
是啊 但我开始觉得也许... Yeah, but I'm starting to feel like maybe we...
阿奇是格林德尔的一员了 Archie goes to Greendale now.
再纠结也没用了 安妮 We're moving forward, Annie!
我们都付出了代价 Okay, we all paid a price.
我可没听杰夫瑞发牢骚 You don't hear Jeffrey grumbling,
人家还被迫跟老不死的"行尸"过了一天呢 and, he had to spend a whole day with walking dead.
-这倒是真的 -知道吗 - Well, that's true. - You know what?
真不敢相信我居然会这么说 I can't believe I'm gonna say this.
不要这样说皮尔斯 Don't talk about Pierce like that.
也许正因为我们都认定他讨人厌 Look, maybe the only reason he can be so unpleasant
他才那么烦人 is because we expect him to be.
如果我们不把他当成混蛋对待 If we don't treat him like such a dick...
当然98%的时间里他还是会犯浑 well, he'll probably still be one 98% of the time,
但剩下的时间里他还是可以忍受的 but the 2% he's tolerable,
也许这就值得了 it might be worth it.
他这是吃错药了吧 Who put the salt in his cereal, huh?
至少我为我们为格林德尔做的努力感到骄傲 Look, I, for one, am still proud of what we did for Greendale.
我一整晚都在琢磨新的口头禅 I've been up all night trying out new catchphrases.
"七个隆咚锵"怎么样 Diggity doo?
天啊 我们造了什么孽啊 My God, what have we done?
我以为你退掉了体育教育教育课呢 I thought you dropped PEE.
我是退了 不过我把钥匙丢在整人柜里了 I did, but I lost my keys in the mocker.
导致昨晚我不得不搭了辆玉米煎饼车回家 I had to hitchhike home last night in a burrito truck.
听起来挺逗其实完全不是 It's not as fun as it sounds.
很抱歉我在课上那么做 I'm sorry for how I acted in class.
不用道歉 Don't apologize.
你最合群 所以才能熬过来 You were the fittest, and you survived.
但因为不会整人所以被人整 Still, no one deserves to be mocked
被锁进整人柜 这并不公平 for being mock-locked in a mock locker.
朋友应该互相扶持相依为命 Friends should help friends survive.
天啊 Ah! Oh, geez!
我要帮你学习 So, I'm going to help you learn
如何教会最难教的学生 to teach the most unteachable student there is.
*教师教授教学* *Teachers teaching to teach*
*教练教授训练* *Coaches coaching to coach*
*若想出人头地* *You've gotta dig down deep*
*必须刻苦钻研* *To prove you want it the most*
*体育教育不简单* *Get your physical education*
*体育馆里更艰难* *There's no room in the gym for hesitation*
*PEE不是PE* *PEE is not PE*
*莫要混为一谈* *It's a totally different philosophy*
*这是体育教育* *It's physical education*
*教育课* *Education*
干得好 巴恩斯教练 Well done, Coach Barnes.
还有你 伯纳德教练 You as well, Coach Bennett.
我应该教会你们两个 You know, I was supposed to teach you two
如何教育别人 但反过来 to teach other people, but instead,
你们却教育了我 you ended up teaching me.
我成功了 I did it!
我会用水龙头喝水啦 I used the water fountain.
阿奇 醒醒 Archie, wake up!
"冷松"啦 老兄 Chillax, bro.
还没到中午呢 It's not even noon.
我没法冷静 也没法放松 I will neither chill nor relax.
所有这些胡闹混事并非格林德尔的风格 All this hoopla is not what Greendale really is.
格林德尔是条温暖的欢迎横幅 Greendale is a nice welcome banner.
格林德尔是间整洁的食堂餐厅 Greendale is a foamless cafeteria.
格林德尔是让磁态态说"噼里啪啦砰"的地方 And Greendale is Magnitude saying "pop pop."
我这个人脾气很好 Now, I am a man of very little integrity,
向来对学生在学校的各种恶性 and I let students get away with practically
全盘纵容 anything on this campus,
但我不允许格林德尔 but I will not allow Greendale
失去它的本质 to lose the things that make it Greendale.
阿奇 你想入学 我很欢迎 Now, Archie, I would love for you to enroll in my school,
但学校不会因你而改变 but I will not change it for you.
格林德尔要保持原样 Greendale will stay Greendale,
无论什么情况 No matter what.
你知道吗 You know what?
每个人都拍我马屁 只因我爹有钱 Everybody kisses my ass because my dad is loaded,
他们总是送我东西 and they always give me free stuff,
比如那个我玩沉了的水上摩托 like that jet ski I sunk,
但被当做平常人对待 but it would be pretty sweet
其实也蛮不错的 to be treated like a normal dude...
我报名入学 so I'm in.
磁态态 Magnitude.
此时此刻此情此景 You usually have the perfect blend
你一直有着最完美 最言简意赅的总结语 of brevity and wit that sums up situations like this.
噼里啪啦砰 Pop pop!
-太好了 -好极了 - Oh, that's so good! - So good!
我想今天我们都懂得了 I think we all learned today that
所有人都值得有尊严 all human beings deserve dignity.
三角方块会 三角方块会 Delta Cubes! Delta Cubes!
三角方块会听令 脱裤行动 Delta Cubes, operation: Slack attack!
脱裤行动 Slack attack?
三角方块会 三角方块会 Delta Cubes! Delta Cubes!
你们记好了 三角方块会 Mark my words, Delta Cubes,
我饶不了你们 you'll pay for this!
这座位能做吗 Is this seat taken?
没人拦着你 Free country.
知道吗 我在想 You know, I was thinking
也许我应该常来这里 I might start coming here more often.
我喜欢这个氛围 I like the vibe.
知道我最搞不懂的运动是啥么 You know what sport I never got?
高尔夫 Golf.
我没有异议 No argument here.
看见那滑稽的高尔夫球衫我就没兴趣 They lost me immediately with the clown clothes.
我注册了12个乡村高尔夫俱乐部 You know, I belong to a dozen country clubs.
但从没玩过 Never played.
我就为了调戏美女服务员 I just spend my time hitting on the waitresses.
乡村俱乐部里的女招待 There's something about a country club waitress
能让你心甘情愿每年向他们缴会费 that just makes you wanna pay your dues every year.
*零食时间到* *Let's snack it up*
*大家动起来* *Let's do it right*
*松脆可口香喷喷* *Let's taste the crisp with the flavor and crunch*
*让你乐开怀* *With all our might*
*美味袋中藏* *Let's grab a bag*
*吃得真痛快* *Let's take a bite*
*乐吃薯片我们的最爱* *Let's Grab Potato Chips, let's do it right*
我的"乐吃" 伸爪的去屎 Get your damn hand off of my Let's!
看完这么好的广告 你还吃"四品客" Honestly, after all that, you still eat Splingles?
没错 特洛伊 Uh, yeah, Troy.
"四品客"脂肪含量低30% Splingles have 30% less fat.
是减肥薯片 They're the fit chip.
我有点头疼 You know, I kinda have a headache.
你回家吧 Maybe you should go home.