快点各位 15分钟后我要上课 Come on guys, I got class in 15 minutes,
这个没那么难吧 this should not be that difficult.
就是想出历史课最后的作业怎么做 We just need to figure out an idea for our final history project.
我们需要想清楚的是 What we need to figure out is
格林德尔对小组作业的偏执 Greendale's obsession with group assignments.
典型的从众心理 Classic herd mentality.
好了 布雷塔没提议 谁有 All right, Britta doesn't have one. Who else?
别人跟我说 我看起来像肯尼迪家族的人 I've been told I look like a Kennedy.
这不是提议 这是陈述 Nope, not an idea. That's a statement.
没吃药的人说句话 Anyone not on medication?
杰夫 我们得认真对待这次作业 Jeff, we have to take this seriously.
这次的作业吗 我们得认真对待吗 This assignment? This, we have to take seriously?
从历史上挑任何一个时刻跟我说道说道 "Pick any moment from history and tell me about it.
怎么创意都行 没有也无所谓 我不在乎 Be as creative as you want. Or not. I don't care.
康沃教授 Professor Cornwaaa..."
他连自己的名字都懒得签完 He didn't even finish signing his name.
好吧 这次他的确是敷衍了事 Okay, yes, he phoned this one in,
但我竞争最优毕业生的前景很不乐观 but my run at valedictorian is in jeopardy.
-我也是 -雪瑞也是 - As is mine. - As is Shirley's,
我牺牲小我 成全大家 And I just took one for the team by accepting
上次接受了历史测验的C+成绩 that c-plus on our last history paper.
-我也是 -雪瑞也是 - As did I. - As did Shirley.
所以我以为你们会群策群力 So I'd think you'd want to rise to the occasion
-帮我重回头等生行列 -或是帮我 - and help get me back on top. - Or me.
雪瑞 我是替我们两个说话 Shirley, I'm speaking for both you and me.
那你最好教会你的嘴巴说 Then, you might want to teach your mouth
我们 我们的以及俺们 how to say "We," "Our," and "Us."
别人跟我说 我看起来像肯尼迪家族的人 I've been told I look like a Kennedy.
不行 依然是随口的陈述 Nope, still just a random statement,
依然没用 And still useless.
这个怎么样 Okay. How about this?
我们做一系列的展板 We do a series of banners...
很好 就这么定了 Great, it's settled.
你根本就不知道我要说什么 You don't even know what I'm going to say!
不需要 明天是周五 Don't need to. Tomorrow is Friday,
我可不想在这里待到很晚 and I have no intention of being here late.
你的展板听起来很靠谱 Your banner thing sounds doable,
这次的作业 能过 绝对能过 And this assignment? Passable, so passable.
能过确保了我能毕业 And passable assures my graduation,
我们要做的 既靠谱又能过 so we are doing doable and passable.
说到明天 特洛伊和布雷塔 Uh, speaking of tomorrow, Troy and Britta,
你们有没有决定要如何庆祝 have you decided what you're gonna do
你们的一周年纪念日 for your one-year anniversary?
纪念啥 Of?
初次约会 Your first date?
明摆用说 Da-doy.
-我只是在试探你们 -我开玩笑的 - Yeah! That was a test, - I was just kidding.
你们不及格 and you failed.
你们在约会吗 老天 You guys are dating? Man!
有人真是兔子专啃桌边草啊 Somebody's sure working her way around the table.
不是吗 Aren't you?
你们应该来点特别的 Well, you should really do something special,
来点浪漫的 Something romantic.
比如回凯文先生餐厅吃午餐 Like go back to senor Kevin's for lunch,
爱情开始的地方 where it all began.
是的 当然了 Yeah, sure.
这个可以有 We could do that.
当然 听起来挺有意思的 Sure, that sounds fun.
说到周年纪念 Speaking of anniversaries,
我和阿布蒂第一次看《辣妈辣妹》 it is the third anniversary of me and Abed
已经有三个年头了 watching Freaky Friday for the first time.
你就记得这个吗 That, you remember?
电影手推车正在举行 Movie Trolley is having
"影碟连锁店关门大吉"大甩卖 an "End of The Video Store Chain Industry" sale,
我给你买了六部互换身体的电影 so I got you a six-pack of "Body Switching" movies
一盒生产了两年的雀巢葡萄干巧克力 and a two-year-old box of raisinets,
这些还不到五块钱 All for under five bucks.
好的 《两男变错身》 All right, man. Change up.
《女孩梦三十》《重返十七岁》《重返十八》 13 Going On 30, 17 Again, 18 Again,
《小爸爸大儿子》 Vice Versa.
祖德·莱茵霍尔德演的 Judge Reinhold.
《辣妈辣妹》 Freaky Friday.
特洛伊 你想得太周到了 oh, Troy, you are so thoughtful.
我希望我能像你那样多愁善感 I wish I had the capacity for sentimentality like you do.
我 我希望自己能像你 Me? I wish I was more like you.
没有感情烦恼 只有无止境的奇妙冒险 No emotional hang-ups, endless cool adventures.
这一切对你来说轻而易举 You have it so easy.
不 像你 特洛伊 No, you do, Troy.
不 像你 阿布蒂 No, you do, Abed.
我真希望可以和你互换 哪怕一天也好 I wish I could switch places with you for just one day!
不好意思 例行开关检查 Sorry. Routine light switch check.
我还以为这样能行呢 I thought that would work.
是啊 居然没成我们也心碎了一地 Yeah, we're all floored it didn't.
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早上好 Good morning.
还有 Oh, and, um...
一周年纪念日快乐 Happy one-year anniversary.
对 就是今天 Yes. That would be this day.
我知道昨天很尴尬 Look, I know that it was awkward yesterday.
她们说出来 我们却不记得 They pointed it out and we didn't remember,
但这并不代表 我们应该有压力 But... that doesn't mean that we should feel pressure
从而小题大做 对吗 to make some big deal out of it, right?
不 我很期待今天 No, I'm looking forward to it.
超级期待 我只是说... Super looking forward to it. I'm just saying...
是的 Yeah.
想法一致 Same page.
失陪下 Excuse me.
兄弟 醒醒 Hey, buddy, wake up!
还记得昨天 我们假装互换身体 Remember yesterday, when we faked a body switching thing
结果没用吗 and it didn't work?
现在 真的管用了 Well, now, it's actually worked.
-那么现在 -我是你 你是我 - So, right now... - I'm you and you're me.
我的天 Oh, my God.
我的脑袋浆糊了 居然是今天 This is wrinkling my brain! And of all the days!
我和学习小组还有重要会议 I got my big, important meeting with my study group.
我也是 Me too.
老天 没希望了 Oh, boy. Here goes nothing.
我们用展板来讲述 Okay, so we're telling the story
美国独立战争的故事 of the American revolution through banners.
每人负责一幅 Everyone is responsible for one.
为了争取最大效率 我划分好了区域 To maximize efficiency, I've designated areas:
彩笔铅笔 马克笔 颜料 发泡彩胶 Colored pencils and markers, paints, puffy paint...
是的 是有区别的 Yes, there's a difference.
剪纸装饰和闪光粉 还有 Decoupage and glitter, a-a-and...
这里是批准台 This is the approval station,
雪瑞和我会决定 where Shirley and I will decide
你们是否需要重做 whether you have to start over or not.
安妮 记住 我们要做的是靠谱能过的 Annie, remember. We're doing doable and passable.
我们要做的是不惜一切来帮助我们 We're doing whatever it takes to help us...
-谢谢 -胜过伦纳德 - Thank you. - Beat Leonard.
等等 伦纳德现在是 Wait, Leonard is now
最优毕业生竞选的头号种子选手吗 the front runner for valedictorian?
你们居然会被伦纳德打败 You're getting beat by Leonard?
-他可真老啊 -好了 - He's so old. - All right.
是的 我们稍稍落后于伦纳德 Yes, we slipped below Leonard,
但安妮和我紧随其后 分别排第三第二 but Annie and I are a close three and two, respectively.
安妮排第三 Annie is the three.
你说"分别"大家就懂了 That is what "Respectively" suggests.
刚才好诡异 Whoa! That was weird.
不好意思有点晕 座位我们还是记得的 We didn't mean to do that. We know exactly where we sit.
你俩又在唱哪一出 Um, what's going on with you guys?
苍天啊总算有人看出来了 Oh, Thank god, you noticed.
还记得我们昨天想互换身体吗 Remember when we pretended to switch bodies yesterday?
倒是想不记得 二呆 Unfortunately, yes, dorks.
好吧 我俩真换了 其实我是阿布蒂 Well, it really happened. I'm actually Abed.
-我呢 是特洛伊 -听着 - And I'm actually Troy. - All right.
我管你们谁是谁 I don't care who's who.
人都齐了就行 我就指望这一点 We're all here, and that's all I need
大家齐心协力在有限时间内 to complete this passable project
做出靠谱能过的作业才是正经事 in a doable amount of time.
我们也想帮忙 杰夫 Wish we could help, Jeff,
但我们得先重现昨天的场景 But in order to switch back, we have to recreate
把身体先换回来才行 the exact moment that all this happened,
-可那张DVD影碟不见了 -我就知道 - But the DVD is missing. - Of course it is.
所以我得去找影碟 So now, I have find it
因为特洛伊还得陪布雷塔过纪念日 while Troy goes on an anniversary date with Britta.
什么 What?
我看你们不如将计就计 Oh, hey. Here's a fun sci-fi thing.
你代表特洛伊做一个展板 How about you make a banner as Troy
你就代表阿布蒂做一个展板 and you make a banner as Abed,
不出两小时我们就可以完工了 and we'll be done within the hour.
两小时能做完一个就不错了 Uh, per banner, if we're lucky.
"A"不是那么好得的 And that's if we want an "A."
你俩也歇歇吧 Okay, you two need to let go of the pressure
不得"A"又不会死 you're putting on this project to get an "A."
第一名本来就该是我的 I deserve to be number one!
不好意思 是我 Sorry. Or me!
不好意思 Sorry.
-我得去找特洛伊谈谈 -赶紧去吧 - I have to go talk to Troy. - Yes, please.
告诉你老公和你老公的老公 Tell your boyfriend and his boyfriend
角色扮演结束了 that playtime is over.
安妮 雪瑞 去打探一下 Annie, Shirley, go find out
伦纳德凭什么排名靠前 what's keeping Leonard on top.
阿布蒂要找到影碟才能变回去 And Abed won't switch back until we get that DVD.
这就交给我了 I'll deal with that.
到时候咱们再回这里接头 And then, we are meeting back here
搞点发泡彩胶 and getting up into some puffy paint
在有限时间内搞定我们靠谱能过的作业 and doing our doable, passable banners!
那我干嘛 What do you want me to do?
活着 Stay alive.
死了也行 Or don't.
放心吧 I'm on it.
等等 特洛伊 Wait, Troy!
我是阿布蒂 I'm Abed.
好吧 Oh, right.
"特洛伊"方便回避一下吗 Uh, "Troy," could you please excuse us?
你今天早上有点怪 比平常还怪 You were weird this morning, and now, well, weirder.
我们还去凯文先生餐厅吗 Are we still on for Senor Kevin's
还是你们要去搞什么身体互换之类的 or are you guys doing this whole switchy thing?
其实吧 他最近有点心事 Actually, he's kind of going through some stuff.
是吗 他最近是不是有事 Oh. Is he having some issues
是不是惹上什么麻烦了 that he's having trouble dealing with?
对 所以暂时放空一下他会比较舒服 Yeah, he kind of needs this, so he's really laying into it.
这样 那他应该需要话疗咯 Oh, so he might need an almost therapist.
不如我帮他安排一次吧 Perhaps I'll pencil him in for a session,
等我跟特洛伊约会完了以后 You know, after my date with Troy.
再见 阿布蒂 See you later, Abed.
院长 我需要你 Dean, I need you.
美梦成真了 关门 It's happening. Shut the door.
什么 What?
院长 帮我把这影碟交给特洛伊和阿布蒂 Dean, I need you to give this dvd to Troy and Abed.
我超爱这个系列的 Oh, I love those movies!
应该多拍几部 这类故事永不过时 They should make more of them. They're a timeless tale.
你自己怎么不去 Why can't you give it to them?
他俩觉得昨天一起拿着《辣妈辣妹》影碟 Troy and Abed think they switched bodies
然后就互换身体了 while holding onto a Freaky Friday DVD,
而被拿的那盘碟呢 不出所料神秘失踪了 which, of course, is now mysteriously missing,
然后找不到碟他们就换不回去 and they can't switch back until they find it.
我也想自己交给他们 Now, I'd give them this one myself,
那样的话 他们就会知道我居然买过这种碟 but they'll think that I bought it, which I did.
等等 他们怎么换的 Wait. How did they switch bodies?
他们俩就一起拿着这盘碟 然后说 Well, they held onto the dvd and said...
我真希望可以和你互换 哪怕一天也好 I wish I could switch places with you for just one day.
不好意思 例行开关检查 Sorry. Routine light switch check.
满口胡言 That is not a thing!
搞什么 What?
不是吧 Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
我变成你了 I'm you?
什么 才没有 What? No! You're not.
也对 《辣妈辣妹》嘛 Of course. It's Fricking Friday.
对什么对 There's no justification to be made,
根本什么都没发生 变态 because it can't happen, weirdo.
随你怎么说 现在请你离开自己的办公室 Whatever, dean. Now, please leave your office
因为我要披着你这身困住我的变态皮囊 so I can start to work on your weird body
开始工作了 that I'm now stuck in!
你手里根本就没手机好吗 You're not even holding a phone!
特洛伊 阿布蒂怎么样了 So, Troy, How's Abed coping?
我是说 换进你的身体以后 I mean, with his day in your body?
那你得问他了 我是吓得不轻 You'd have to ask him. I, for one, am freaked.
你看这胳膊腿儿 Look at his arms and legs.
简直就是火柴棍搭起来的 He's like the pick-up sticks of people.
你觉得他是不是在逃避什么东西 Do you think he's trying to hide from something
某种他理解不了的东西 he's not understanding?
你要是担心阿布蒂就去找他聊聊 If you're worried about Abed, you should talk to him.
对 我是得跟他聊聊 Right. I should talk to him.
看看谁来了 Well, well, well.
约翰·麦克烂 John "Mc-lame."
《虎胆龙威》男主角名为约翰·麦克莱恩
你居然还有胆来 Never thought I'd see your face again.
还想来是不是 Back for more, huh?
不好意思 来什么 I'm sorry, back for what?
来受死 Punishment.
你上次来的时候 Last time I saw you,
我说了一句《虎胆龙威》就是狗屎 you got your panties all in a wad
你丫气得内裤都要炸开了 'cause I said die hard was a suckfest of a movie.
等等 你恨《虎胆龙威》 Wait, what? You hate die hard?
不可能吧 That sounds insane to me.
不用怀疑 It is, without a doubt,
那绝对是烂片中的烂片 the most unnecessary movie ever made.
你认错人了 老兄 I'm not who you think I am, man.
你对那部电影还有什么不满 What else do you hate about the movie?
我很想听你细细说来 'cause I would love to hear all of your opinions.
槽点太多都不知道从哪儿吐起了 Well, I mean, where to even start?
各种情节漏洞 毫无逻辑 It's riddled with plot holes. There's no logic to it.
我宁可盯着餐巾发呆一整天 I would rather watch a napkin sit and do nothing all day
也坚决不看《虎胆龙威》预告片 忍不了 than to even endure the trailer for Die Dard!
仇恨不浅啊 Wow, that's hatred.
宝贝 我们点餐吧 Babe, we should order.
我又饿又那什么 想吃东西 I'm both starving and another word for wanting food.
特洛伊 Troy!
还好 你终于回过神来了 Oh, thank God, you've come to your senses.
知道特洛伊是喊你了 You answered to Troy.
公共场合嘛 其实我是阿布蒂 We're in public. I have to. I'm Abed.
怕你了 Of course you are.
阿布蒂 我找到碟了 你俩能换回来了 Well, Abed, I found the DVD. You can switch back now.
精神可嘉 可惜是再版的 Nice try. That's the remake.
原版里 妈妈和女儿只是喊出了 In the original, the mom and daughter simply exclaimed,
我真希望可以和你互换 哪怕一天也好 "I wish I could switch places with you for just one day,"
就像我们那样 like we did.
翻拍版里有个魔力福饼 In that one, there's a magic fortune cookie.
说得好像我想知道区别一样 Oh, I always wondered what the differences were.
这样吧 我提供给你一个翻拍的翻拍 Listen, why don't I pitch you a remake of a remake,
我的魔力嘴告诉你别假装了 where my magic mouth tells you drop the act
因为阿布蒂根本不在这 because Abed isn't even here.
你把DVD找出来 Then, you cough up the DVD
我们一起告诉阿布蒂你们身体换回来了 and we go tell Abed you're back in your own bodies,
以便我们开始做那个靠谱能过的展板 so we can go do doable and passable banners.
首先 这部电影太烂了 First, that's a terrible movie.
其次 我理解你为什么这么抓狂 Second, I understand why you're frustrated,
你就是这样的人 但这件事已经发生了 it's in your nature, but this is happening.
木已成舟 除非我们找到影碟 This happened. So, unless we find that DVD...
那咱们去找影碟吧 Oh, no, let's go find this DVD.
继续浪费我的生命吧 By all means, let's waste more of my life.
我们昨晚是最后离开自习室的 Now, we were the last ones to leave the study room last night.
也许是清洁工拿走了 Maybe one of the janitors took it.
太好了 我们去找清洁工吧 Great. Let's go find that janitor.
或许我们可以跟他互换身体 Maybe you can switch bodies with him,
或许可以用他的魔力拖把 or maybe with his magic mop...
别乱想了 那不是你的特长 Stop pitching. It's not your thing.
说得对 这太扯了 You're right, that's ridiculous,
我们现在做的事可一点都不扯 unlike what we're doing.
院长 Dean?
进来 Yeah, come in.
我本可以停下来 I'd stop what I'm doing,
但那样的话你们就不能欣赏我的身材了 but then I'd be depriving you of the view.
不客气 什么事 You're welcome. What's up?
我们来的不是时候吗 Um, is this a bad time?
我在格林德尔 困在一个 Uh, I'm in Greendale, stuck in the body
堪比咕噜姆之影的男人身体里 of a man who could be Gollum's shadow,
是啊 是很糟糕 so yeah, I'd say it's half past suck.
绝对的 Totally.
糟糕 真好笑 "Half past suck." That's funny.
喂 好恶心好吗 Okay. That's creepy.
院长 Uh, Dean.
我们在最优毕业生竞选中落后于伦纳德 We're losing to Leonard in the race of valedictorian,
我们在想能不能看看他的成绩单 and we were wondering if we could take a peek at
因为这事太不可思议了 his transcripts to see how that is even possible.
你们是认真的吗 Are you serious?
你们要我牺牲我的正直来帮助你们吗 You mean put my integrity on the line?
你是想让我破坏我呕心沥血 You want me to jeopardize the very reputation
维护已久的学校名声吗 of this school that I've spent so long protecting?
说得对 我们很抱歉 You're right. We're sorry.
如果我在乎 我会那么说 And that is what I would be saying if I gave a crap.
赞 Awesome!
答案就在这 Ah, here's the answer.
1968年 Back in 1968,
伦纳德在拨盘电话维修课上拿了A Leonard got an "A" in Rotary Phone Maintenance.
自此 他每过或当掉一门课就选修一次 Since then, he's been taking every other class pass/fail
以保证完美的平均成绩 to keep a perfect GPA.
这意味着什么 Well, what does this mean?
这意味着我们要打败这糟老头 It means we're taking an old man down.
不客气 You're welcome.
-你脑袋进水了 -不知道 - What is wrong with you? - I don't know.
你的豌豆煎饼怎么样 How's your bean burrito?
挺好 感谢你点这个给我 Good. Thank you for ordering for me.
我知道你总是点这个 I know what you always get.
是啊 你真了解我 Yeah, you know me so well.
那是当然 I know a lot about you.
我知道你晚上磨牙 让我睡不着 I know you grind your teeth at night, it keeps me up.
-我知道你的纹身 -哪个 - I know about your tattoo. - Which one?
还没纹的绿色和平组织那个 The greenpeace one you haven't gotten yet
因为你怕针头 because you're afraid of needles.
特洛伊告诉你的吗 Did Troy tell you these things?
我就是特洛伊 I am Troy.
阿布蒂听到这么多恋情八卦肯定很不开心吧 Well, it must upset Abed to hear all of this relationship talk.
-他不在乎的 -也许吧 - He doesn't seem to care. - Maybe.
也许他不喜欢听你谈我们 But maybe he doesn't like talking to you about us.
我看得出这件事会让他行为诡异 I could see that causing him to act out.
我咋看不出 Nah, I don't see that.
我觉得他没那么关注我们 I don't think he's that invested in us.
-但是他跟你谈我们 -我是跟他谈了 - But he talks to you about us. - I talk to him.
都谈什么了 What do you say when you talk to him about us?
你有说我们很合拍吗 Do you tell him that things are good?
不知道 合拍吗 I don't know. Are they?
-你怎么看 -这个嘛 - Well, what you think? - Well,
我在想我们为什么没想起周年纪念 I guess I wonder why we didn't remember our anniversary.
-不是每个人都是安妮 -是 但我不明白 - Not everybody's Annie. - No, but I don't know.
看起来 这应该是对我们重要的事 Seems like, you know, that would be special to us,
尤其是在我们合拍的情况下 like, especially if things were good.
这是值得庆祝的 Something we'd want to celebrate.
庆祝了 Well, we are.
庆祝了吗 Are we?
是的 布里克尔先生 Yes, Lord Brickell,
我的确来到了马圈 I was indeed down by the stables.
老天 你听见敲门了吗 Damn, man. You ever heard of knocking?
是的 我听到了 方才听到的 Yup, just heard it, when I did it a second ago.
他们看到的太多 杀了他们 They've seen too much! Let's kill them!
消停 你个疯子 Stand down, crazy schmidt.
我们做的事与你们无关 What we're doing here is none of their business.
我们在白天开谋杀谜案晚会 We're having murder mystery night during the day.
"与你们无关"就够了 甭解释 I was fine with "None of your business."
我们在找《辣妈辣妹》DVD影碟 We're looking for a Freaky Friday DVD.
我爱这类电影 应该再翻拍个几部 Oh, I love those movies. They should make more of those...
打住 我们昨天在F自习室落下一张DVD Nope. We left it in study room "F" last night.
我们找到的东西都直接放到失物招领处 Well, everything we find goes straight to the Lost and Found.
很好 在哪 Great, show us.
"浪费我的生命"之旅进行时 And the "Wasting my life" Tour continues.
伦纳德 Leonard!
我们刚刚看了你的成绩单 We just looked at your transcript.
我就知道有这么一天 我闪了 I knew this day would come. I'm outta here.
好了 问题解决 There you go. My work here is done.
你们是第一和第二了 You're one and two again.
现在你们可以互掐了 Now, you can direct your anger and resentment at each other.
恭喜 Congrats.
-经典总结语 -闭嘴 伦纳德 - Classic wrap-up. - Shut up, Leonard!
我有你以前鼻子的照片 I've got a picture of your old nose!
手术也是白瞎 It was a lateral move!
-院长 -院长 - Dean! - Dean...
-安妮 -咋回事啊 - Annie. - Why is this happening?
格林德尔失物招领处
我去 这学校还真是扯犊子啊 Holy...makes complete sense at this school!
提醒一句 有一堆是承重墙 FYI, one of these piles is load-bearing,
小心点 so, uh, yeah, watch that.
天啊 Jeez.
这比我想象的要难 This is gonna be harder than I thought.
影碟可不会自动现身 This DVD isn't gonna find itself.
我们也不会 特洛伊 因为它不在这 And neither are we, Troy, because it's not in here,
你知道的 and you know that.
这太蠢了 This is dumb.
你为什么这么想搞身体互换这套 Why are you so committed to this bit?
如果你真想做阿布蒂的好友 我的好友 If you're really a friend to Abed, to me,
就赶紧停止吧 then you'll end it, now.
抱歉 为了特洛伊 我得坚持下去 Sorry. I have to keep going, for Troy.
用不着你找 我来 You don't have to dig through all this stuff. I will.
我知道这不是你的问题 I know it isn't your problem.
我高兴我来这了 I'm just glad I'm here.
我的处境算不错了 This is the sweeter end of the deal.
特洛伊还要跟布雷塔去约会 Troy still has to go on his date with Britta.
我不明白恋爱的事情 I don't understand this whole relationship thing
或者特洛伊为啥想谈恋爱 or why Troy would even want to be in one.
你这么想多久了 How long have you felt this way?
或者说 Or at least,
你这么告诉阿布蒂多久了 how long have you been talking to Abed about this?
没多久 也就最近吧我猜 Not that long. It's more lately, I guess.
感觉不一样了 It's felt different,
好像我们太过在意 like we're working at it too hard.
他觉得这样不对 And he doesn't think it should be.
恋爱应该很轻松 但他说并不轻松 It should be easy, but he says it isn't.
感觉我们只是例行公事 It feels like we're just going through the motions.
因为他害怕不这么做我们就掰了 Because he's afraid if he doesn't, it just ends.
那该怎么办呢 如果不能再做朋友了怎么办 Then what? What if they're not friends anymore?
他不想那样 他会恨自己 He'd hate that. He'd hate himself.
我不希望失去我们的感情 I don't want to lose what we had.
所以此时此刻 他不知该如何跟她说 So he's here, at this point, not knowing how to talk to her,
不知如何告诉她 他想分手 not knowing how to tell her that he wants to break up.
等等 你要跟我分手吗 Wait, are you breaking up with me?
可能是吧 I think so?
抱歉 杰夫 我不该拉你过来 I'm sorry, Jeff. I shouldn't have brought you down here,
趟这滩浑水 into any of this.
尤其身体互换这事 我知道你并不认可 Especially for a bit. I know you don't respect them.
没错 这太坑爹了 我仍然这么认为 That's true. They're dumb, and I stand by that,
但坚持它的做法却令人尊重 but committing to them isn't.
我希望自己能像你一样 I wish I had the courage
有勇气坚持身体互换这件事 阿布蒂 to commit to a bit like you, Abed,
或者像特洛伊那样坚持一段感情 or to a relationship, like Troy.
坚持很艰难 Committing is hard,
因为我们都害怕 because we're all scared of what happens
坚持的是错事而面临的后果 when we find out we committed to the wrong thing,
但特洛伊不该感到羞愧 but there's no shame in what Troy's done.
他全心全意努力过了 He put himself out there and he really tried,
他证明自己很在乎 and that proves he cares.
也就是说 虽然很艰难 That said, and as hard as it may seem,
但现在特洛伊要表现出他的在乎 right now, Troy needs to show he cares.
他需要自己过去 告诉她他的感受 He needs to put himself out there and own how he feels.
证明自己是个男人 That proves he's a man.
所以 So...
是啊 我想我们都没想过 Yeah, I don't think this is the way
事情会发展成这样 either of us thought this would go.
是啊 我确实没想过 No, I can't say that I did.
至少不是像现在这样 I mean, not this, not us here.
但我想说的是 当你们换回身体 But I can say that whenever you guys switch back
我想谢谢阿布蒂 to your original bodies, I want to thank Abed
他对我们都是个好朋友 for being such a good friend to both of us.
特洛伊 等等 别这样做 Troy, wait. Don't do it like this.
我理解你闪烁其词的原因 I understand why you had to go high concept,
因为你害怕 但这对布雷塔不公平 because you're scared, but Britta deserves better.
特洛伊 时间到了 Troy, it's time.
我们想换回自己身体 I wish I had my own body back!
不好意思 例行开关检查 Sorry, routine light switch check.
我一直想看这部电影 Oh, I've been meaning to see this.
首先 最简单也最显而易见的是 First, the easiest part, because it's the most obvious.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我想今天的一切说明我还没准备好 I think I proved today that I'm not ready for this.
我很想我们走下去 I wanted it to work. I did.
我很在乎你 I care about you so much,
也喜欢和你在一起的日子 and I love being around you.
我想我们做朋友会更好 I just think I'm better as your friend,
因为那是我真正擅长的 because that I know I can be good at.
我又得了第二名 木已成舟 So I'm number two again, which is what it is.
但我想说 如果我做不成最优毕业生 But you know, if I'm not going to be valedictorian,
-我会很高兴那个人是你 -我也是 - I'm glad it will be you. - Mm, me too.
你是说 如果不是你 你希望是我 You mean you hope it's me if it's not you,
还是说你很高兴会是你 or that you're glad it's you?
没错 Yes.
感谢大家今天为我做的一切 Thanks for everything you did for me today.
我很抱歉把你们扯进来 I'm sorry I pulled you into it.
纠结是我的 不是你们的 That was my problem, not yours.
这是我一生经历的最好的叫醒方式 It's the best way someone's ever woken me up in my life.
午餐怎么样 How was lunch?
很不错 真心的 It was good. It really was.
我回头跟你细说 I'll tell you about it later.
你们终于来了 Oh, there you are.
我等得太无聊 I got bored waiting,
就把所有作业都做完了 so I went ahead and did our whole project.
皮尔斯 无意冒犯 Pierce, no offense,
不过做展板可是我的专长... but banners are kind of my specialt...
我勒个去啊 Holy... makes no sense whatsoever.
做完所有这些顶多花了我25分钟 Whole thing took 25 minutes tops.
放假吧 放假吧 放假吧 Early weekend? Early weekend? Early weekend?
大家伙 我为今天我的行为道歉 Guys, I need to apologize for my behavior today.
当我和杰夫瑞互换身体之后 When I switched bodies with Jeffrey...
-没有 -我以为我知道 - Nope. - I thought I knew
杰夫瑞进入我身体里是什么感觉 what it would be like to have Jeffrey inside of me...
-没这回事 -但结果我发现 - That did not happen. - But as it turns out,
-让杰夫瑞进入我的身体 -根本没这回事 - having Jeffrey inside of me... - Nope again.
只能毁掉我的人格 only brought out the worst in me.
也就是说 杰夫瑞进入我的身体 Which is to say, having Jeffrey inside of me...
没人进入你的身体 No one was inside of anyone!
是错的 was wrong...
-让杰夫瑞进入我的身体 -闭嘴 - to have Jeffrey inside of me. - Shut up!
所以我道歉 So I'm sorry.
现在 请原谅 Now, if you'll excuse me,
我今天责骂了伦纳德 I scolded Leonard today,
根据格林德尔校规 and according to Greendale bylaws,
我必须满足他三个愿望 I now have to grant him three wishes.
我们得赶紧被院长责骂一下 Um, we need to get scolded by the dean immediately.
哥们儿 我是橄榄球前卫 这是我的爱好 Oh man, football is front, that is an interest I have.
同时 我满脑子想的都是 Also plumming and air conditionaning
修水管和修空调 are things I think about.
拜托 搞什么 怎么了 Come on, man, what are we...what's happening?
我笑场 抱歉 I couldn't have...I'm sorry.
-继续 -给力点 - Keep rolling. - Ok, come on.
-甘蓝球 甘蓝球 -"甘蓝球" - 'Feetball' is...'feetball'? - 'Feetball'?
-我说啥... -二呆 - Did I say... - Dorks!
别玩幕后花絮了 Stop doing outtakes,
你们上周互换过身体了 you switched bodies last week.
大家伙 我想道歉 Hey guys, I just wanna apologize...
天啊 "院长 走路小心点" 是吧 Oh my God. "Hey, dean! Walk march!" Am I right?
抱歉 我从不这样的 I'm sorry, I never do this.
院长 我们不拍幕后花絮了 Dean, we stopped doing outtakes.
好吧 Oh, okay.
确实是这样 Yeah, we did that.
没关系 Oh, no worries.
谢谢你们邀请我 Thanks for including me.
确定不拍吗 No? Still not doing it?