「拯救格林德尔委员会」 Save Greendale committee, please welcome
让我们欢迎新成员 数学老师 本·昌 Our newest member, math teacher Ben Chang.
现在开始切入正题 Okay, let's get serious.
我总结了一份简短的清单 I've compiled a short list
列举了格林德尔面临的各种危机 Of the most immediate Greendale emergencies.
上面有「滥砍滥伐森林」吗 Is deforestation on the list?
我很高兴有这个委员会存在 I, for one, am glad that this is happening.
这所学校需要一群英雄 What this school needs is a band of heroes,
一群愿意赴汤蹈火的战士 Champions willing to rise up
「誓将体育馆的土豆驱逐出去」 and "Get all those potatoes out of the gym."
我们就像HBO台播的 We're like house vagadosh
「权力的血战」里的家养小精灵 in the HBO original series Bloodlines of Conquest.
-没错 -「权力的血战」 - Ohh, yeah! - Bloodlines of Conquest.
我大爱那部剧 That's my show right there.
确实拍得不错 That is a good show.
极好诠释了「乱伦」的概念 They really get the incest right.
「权力的血战」到底是什么 What the hell is Bloodlines of Conquest?
一部中世纪奇幻题材的电视剧 It's a medieval fantasy series.
改编自一部无人问津的史诗巨作 It's based on these great books that nobody seems to read.
这部剧很好看 It's great.
有背叛 有大胸 有谍战 还有龙 It's got betrayal, boobs, espionage, dragons.
什么 还有龙 求别剧透 Oh, wait, dragons? Is that a spoiler?
我才开始看第一季 I just started season one.
我要等一部剧足够火之后才会开始看 I don't start watching shows until they're so popular
这样才不会显得我刻意装逼 That watching them is no longer a statement.
就因为你落下了三季 So because you're three seasons behind,
我们还得活在没有龙的奇幻世界里吗 We have to live in a fantasy world
我们还得活在没有龙的奇幻世界里吗 where there's no such thing as dragons?
我们还要假装斯特维斯领主没死吗 Do we also have to pretend that Lord Stevarios is still alive?
-天呐 -谢你全家 阿布蒂 - Oh! - Thanks, Abed.
要不要我买下整套「权力的血战」小说 How about I just buy all the Bloodlines of Conquest books,
读完以后向你剧透大结局 Read ahead, and spoil the whole series for you?
太丧心病狂了 That's insane.
只有丧心病狂的人才干得出这种事 That's something an insane person would do.
天然呆们 注意听 Knuckleheads, focus.
第一项 格林德尔的学生普查资料都过期了 Item one, the Greendale student census is out of date.
布雷塔 阿布蒂 你俩能合作搞定不 Britta, Abed, why don't you partner up on that one?
给你俩一个握手言和的机会 Give you a chance to squash this beef.
第二项 期中舞会今晚举行 Next, the Midterm Dance is tonight.
谁想加入筹备委员会呀 Who wants to be on the decorating committee?
-行 我做 -我也做 - Fine, I'll do it. - I'll do it.
-我也要进委员会 -我也是 - I will be on that committee. - Me too.
你们这么积极是觉得我会把所有活全包圆是吧 Are you guys volunteering because you think I'll do all the work?
-不是啊 -哪有 才不是咧 - I wouldn't. - No. Not at all.
我懒得说谎 才不是呢 I don't care enough to lie, so no.
为奖励大家的诚实 I will reward that honesty
我会分给你们简单的活儿 by giving you something easy.
几个月前 食堂的布告板掉下来了 A bulletin board fell down in the cafeteria a couple months ago.
你们可以把它重新挂上去吗 Think you can get it hung back up?
-我会麻溜搞定 -很好 - I'll give it a drive-by. - Great.
现在第一个任务已经完成了 We have now completed our first task,
「一次卓有成效的会议」 "Have a productive meeting!"
每当我们完成一项任务 For every task that we complete,
就会在这任务墙上贴一颗星星 a star goes on the task wall!
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哦耶 这样啊 耶耶 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah!
布伦斯·顽石的女儿其实是他母亲 Brince Ironstone's daughter is his mother!
布伦斯·顽石的女儿其实是他母亲 Brince ironstone's daughter is his mother!
你好 Hi there.
有什么需要我效劳的 What can I do for you?
能给我一把钻机 几根螺丝钉吗 Can you get me a drill, a couple of screws,
-外加一个布告板 -不行 - And a bulletin board? - No, I cannot.
好吧 我尽力了 拜 Okay, I tried. Bye.
如果你想挂布告板 You wanna hang a bulletin board,
需要从校工总管那里获得工作排期才行 you need to get a work order from the Head Janitor.
他们的权力比你大是吗 They get more powerful than you?
你好 我在进行全校普查 Hello, I'm taking the school census.
请填写这张表格 但不要跟我讲话 Please fill out this form, but don't talk to me.
我听不见 I can't hear.
我也听不见呢
你是失聪人士 但你会读唇语 Are you deaf? But you read lips?
喇嘛提了个鳎目 哑巴别了个喇叭 Barbagarbagarba garbabarbabarba?
我就是瞎咕哝 你不错 That was gibberish. You're good.
谢谢
真希望我也懂手语 I wish I knew sign language.
我捏爆了一只软体动物
你是又要跟一个咱们再也不会见到的姑娘 Are you going to have another intense burst of compatibility
来一场惊天动地的相识相知吗 with a girl we never see again?
我听不到你说话 I can't hear you.
香蕉
火车
期中舞会需要一个惹眼的主题 The Midterm Dance will need a visual theme,
比如「释放压力吧」 比较有规矩 Like "Let's blow off steam," And it's trains.
我有个主意 I have an idea.
昌 你上次的主意是谋杀别人 Chang, your last idea was to murder.
埃迪生 布告板的事搞不定 Edison. The bulletin board's a no-go.
真的吗 Really?
那么你尽了全力 而这项任务 So you did your best, and this task just...
把你难倒了 eludes you?
我这辈子都在跟公家的繁文缛节纠结 I have a lifetime of experience with red tape.
我知道什么时候该收手 I know when to walk away.
-你还真懂呢 -喂 埃迪生 - Yeah, you do. - Hey, Edison.
体制太怠惰 The system is lazy.
我这人刚正不阿 实在应付不来 I have integrity, too much to deal with any of it.
那就我自己来吧 I'll do it myself.
我很乐意看到你的尝试 And I would love to watch you try.
行啊 我来负责布告板的事情 Okay. I am on bulletin board duty.
你们负责舞会筹备 You guys are in charge of the dance.
小图钉教授 Oh, professor Pushpin!
杰瑞 卡罗 疯子施密特 我是安妮 Jerry, Carlo, Crazy Schmidt. I'm Annie.
-你知道我们的名字 -当然 - You learned our names. - I did.
疯子施密特 CJ的单簧管课进行得如何 Crazy Schmidt, how are C.J.'s Carinet lessons going?
她的左手手指抬起来有点难 Well, she's having a little trouble with his left finger lifts,
不过她做得挺好的 but she's getting there.
安妮 你要把布告板挂上去是吧 Annie, do you want that bulletin board hung up?
我给你安排一下工作排期吧 Let me put in a work order for you.
行了 There you go.
应该是排在三到六个工作月后 That should happen in three to six business months.
可以不可以稍微提前一点呢 Any way we could bump that up a little,
比如提前到... so it's somewhere above...
「为里根身亡降旗」的上面 "Lower flag for Reagan's death?"
你得找管理员谈了 我们只是校工 You gotta talk to a custodian for that, we're janitors.
有区别吗 There's a difference?
我们才刚刚开始喜欢你哟 We were just starting to like you.
闹够了吗 Had enough?
我才刚刚开始呢 I'm just getting started.
阻碍你的到底是什么 变成好人吗 What was your stumbling block, being nice?
我欣赏你的理想主义 Look, I admire your idealism,
但我估计没等布告板挂上去 but my guess is that you will be crying uncle
你就得缴械投降了 before that board ever goes up.
开战 宝贝 Game on, baby.
来来来 赶紧吧 Come on, come on, come on.
瓦索斯王子是领养的
啥 奶奶的 What? God.
想的
美
这事儿没完 This isn't over!
小高跟
见识一下吧 想玩阴招 就从这开始 Here we go. You wanted to get dirty. This is where it starts.
拉帕里副管理员 Deputy Custodian Lapari,
我是拯救格林德尔委员会 安妮·埃迪生 Annie Edison from the Save Greendale Committee,
您闺女的球踢的... How's your daughter's soccer...
抱歉 这是非公开的私人活动 I'm sorry, this is a closed function.
物管聚会不谈工作 We do not discuss business at custodial mixers.
说的是你闺女和足球 But your daughter, soccer.
闺女 足球 感谢光临 Daughter, soccer. Yes, thanks for coming.
好好欣赏一下那焦木标志 Hey, get a load of that wood burnt sign.
你想啥时候要
是木工厂的惠特尼先生亲手给您制作的吧 Did Mr. Whitney in woodshop make that for you guys?
没错 是惠特尼的真迹 Yes, that is a Whitney original.
我见识过惠特尼先生家的浴室 Oh! You know, I noticed that Whitney's bathroom
那厕所简直绝了 has this amazing toilet.
抽水力媲美DC-10飞机涡轮 Flushes like a dc-10 turbine.
也许更胜一筹 Probably exceeds code,
部门间的友谊怎么就生了嫌隙呢 But what's wrong with a little friendship between departments?
鄙委员会可否成为您的朋友 Now how can our committee be your friend?
鲍勃 Bob?
失陪 Excuse me.
总管大人鲍勃·韦特 Chief custodian Bob Waite,
巴兹·汉基 安妮·埃迪生 BuzzHickey, Annie Edison.
汉基和埃迪生 工作队列里有... Hickey and Edison, something in the job queue...
布告板 Bulletin board.
没错 我们希望能把它... Yeah, we were hoping to get that up...
没事走两步吧 Let's take a walk.
摆设很不错嘛 鲍勃 我很欣赏 That's quite a spread, Bob. I'm impressed.
选举期间嘛 Well, it's election time.
如果我不拿出点花头 If I don't break out the fancy sausages,
明年一月我就得沦为菊花残 满地伤了 my ass goes in the grinder next January.
让手下开心 可是场硬仗 Keeping my people happy, it's an uphill battle.
比如说 看这里 For example, look at this.
访问受限
很多我们访问的网站 A lot of the websites we try and visit
都被奇怪的过滤器给墙了 get blocked by this weird filter thing.
现在的话 怎么才能把工作 Now let's say I wanted to move a work order
比如挂布告板 for a bulletin board
从底下提到最上面来呢 from the bottom of the queue to the top.
面临这种情况 Now how can I do that
人家怎么才能做到呢 when I'm dealing with this?
他们想取消色情网站拦截 They want their porn unblocked.
才能帮你搞布告板 Then they'll give you your board.
居然是这个意思 你怎么知道的 That's what that was? How did you know?
你当警察的时候研究扫黄吗 Did you investigate pornography when you were a cop?
-差不多吧 -他想要贿赂 - Something like that. - So he wants a bribe.
欢迎来到魔幻迷宫 小朋友 Welcome to the labyrinth, kid.
唯一的区别是 没有木偶和双性摇滚明星 Only there ain't no puppets or bisexual rock stars down here.
如你幸运的话 在迷宫中心 And at the center of it all, if you're lucky,
会有一块木板和一些钉子 a piece of cork and a few pins.
那又如何 值得吗 So what, is it worth it?
布告板在你心里就是这样吗 教授 Is that what a bulletin board is to you, professor?
一块木板 A piece of cork?
但对那些丢了宠物的人 That's not what it is to people that lose their pets,
需要搭车的人 people that need rides,
还有需要渣贝斯手的渣乐队 不是这样 people whose bad bands need bad bass players.
对他们来说 每颗图钉都是改变未来的力量 To them, every pushpin has the power to change the future.
所以教授 没错 值得 So yes, professor, it's worth it.
我在IT部门认识个女的 I know a lady in the I.T. Department.
我学会了用手语
说这个
你学得还真快
我学会了用手语说这个
别忘了我会读唇语
我学会了用手语说这个
把吃的摆上桌 Okay, I'll put some food on the tables,
把灯光调暗 we'll lower the lights,
期中舞会就齐活了 and that's a Midterm Dance.
我觉得可以加点...主题气氛 I guess it could use a little something theme-wise.
我有个主意 I have an idea.
「期中熊起」 "Bear down for midterms."
啥 What?
「期中熊起」 "Bear down for midterms."
不是让你再说一遍 是解释一下 You can't just repeat it. You need to explain yourself.
期中了嘛 It's midterm time.
大家都要使出熊劲儿 people have to bear down,
努力学习 认真用功 study hard, get to work.
这就是「期中熊起」 It's "Bear down for midterms."
是我掉线跟不上步伐了吗 Is there a dot I'm not connecting?
这是文字游戏 It's a play on words.
「熊起」是一种表达方式 "Bear down" Is an expression.
我知道是表达方式 昌 I know the expression, Chang.
「无孔不入」是一种表达方式 "Fly on the wall" is an expression,
如果我编一句「期中无孔不入」 But if I want to pitch "Fly on the wall for midterms,"
你可能问「那什么意思」 You might ask, "What do you mean?"
昌 你是哭了吗 Chang? Are you crying?
我知道原来我疯疯癫癫的 I understand I've been crazy in the past,
但不代表 我被误会成这样 but...that doesn't make it any less frustrating
会不难过 to be completely dismissed like this.
你们是不是都不把我当人看了 I don't know if you guys even see me as human anymore.
对你们来说 我就是个笑话吧 I don't know if it's like a joke to you.
所有亚洲人你们都当笑话看吗 种族歧视啊 Are all asian men like a joke? If it's like a racial thing.
-不 -不是 - No. - no! No!
我已经为我的罪过付出代价了 I've paid for my crimes.
在疯狂的外表下 我仍旧是个人 Underneath all the craziness, I am still a human,
而且我... and I...
我想做出改变... I do want to make a difference and...
你们能不能尊重一下 拜托了 Can you respect that? Please?
昌 Chang...
我们能做点什么 What can we do here?
「期中熊起」啦 Bear down for midterms.
-好 -好 那... - Okay. - Okay, well...
那我们 弄点熊起的东西 We'll... put up some bear things?
我们熊起来 为了期中 We'll bear down. For midterms.
好 Okay.
你让我单独给管理员 You want me to lift web restrictions
降低网络限制 solely for custodial?
他们需要完全访问权限才能搜索... They need to have full access, so they can research, um...
管理员需要看的东西 Custodian stuff.
如果过滤器错误地屏蔽了一个网站 If the filter is mistakenly blocking a site,
他们只需要把网址交上来 我就可以 they just need to submit the url, and I can...
-你想要什么 -你说什么 - Okay, what do you want? - Excuse me?
说出你的要求 我们相互帮助 Tell us what we can do for you so that you can do this for us.
好啊 Oh. Cool.
还不知道可以这样 I... I didn't know it could work that way.
我想我需要更好的停车位 I guess I could use decent parking.
现在他们让我停在附加B区 Right now they make me park in Annex B.
对待我 Like a...
像午餐女工一样 lunch lady.
我们委员会可以跟停车部谈谈 Our committee can talk to parking.
但是黛布拉 我要说清楚 But, Debra, let's be clear.
我要所有网站都能通过那个黄网过滤器 I want everything to get through that porn blocker.
所有网站什么意思 What do you mean everything?
所有网站 Everything!
了解 Understood.
我现在好开心 I'm very happy right now.
-搞得到处都是熊是吧 -是的 - So just bears everywhere? - Yep.
然后整点蛋糕 派对帽子 And then we'll have some cakes, party hats,
过生日用的东西 birthday stuff!
会场布置得比我想象的好太多 This is coming together better than I thought.
什么 过生日用的东西 I'm sorry, birthday stuff?
-是的 邓肯 -好 对不起 - Yes, Duncan. - Okay, I'm sorry.
过生日用的东西 Birthday stuff.
食堂的布告板一直没能挂上 Well, I've been sad to see that bulletin board down
我真的很遗憾 in the cafeteria for so long.
我一直很喜欢布告板 I've always had a passion for bulletins.
如果给网络部的人停车位 If parking for the I.T. guy
能让布告板重新挂起来 puts that board back where it belongs,
我是不会碍事的 I won't stand in the way.
你知道你们需要什么吗 说到喜欢布告板 You know what you need... speaking as a fan of bulletins...
你们得找院长指派一个人监督他们 You need to have the Dean appoint someone to oversee them,
确保布告板保持整洁有序 to make sure bulletins stay organized and protected.
-可以交给我 -我们来解决吧 - I'll do it. - We could look into that.
不是我想找麻烦 但是... Well, not to be that guy, but, uh...
在我帮你们之前 你们能先解决这事吗 You think you could look into that before I do this for you?
你想控制学校所有的布告板 为什么 You want to control all the bulletin boards in the school... why?
想要火鸡 你就快说 沃德伦 You might want to start talking turkey, Waldron,
梅西游行马上就要结束了 because the Macy's parade is almost over,
奶奶都醉了 and grandma's getting drunk.
你知道我部门的权力 Do you know where my department's power
来自于哪里吗 埃迪生小姐 comes from, Miss Edison?
-停车位咯 -错 - Parking spaces. - Wrong.
恐龙时代就有很多停车位了 There was plenty of space to park in dinosaur times,
但从来没有停车部 but not one single parking department.
我的权力来自于停车位的缺乏 My power comes from a scarcity of parking,
就像你爸爸的权力来自拥抱的缺乏 just like your dad's comes from a lack of hugs.
你知道什么会将我的权力夺走吗 And you know what takes my power away?
拼车 Carpools.
拼车通过共乘形成 Carpools organized through ride shares.
共乘在布告板上贴出 Ride shares posted on bulletin boards,
你们可以把书从脑袋上拿下来了 You can take the books off your head
因为我们不需要再装模作样了 because we're done posturing.
想要火鸡 好啊 咱开吃 You want me to talk turkey, well, gobble gobble.
我希望禁止共乘 I want ride shares gone.
-咱们走 -好 - Let's get out of here. - All right.
-什么 -我会和院长谈 - What? - I'll talk to the Dean.
你连伊渥克[星战角色]声音什么样都不知道吗
字幕上描述他们的声音听起来像
咿噗喳
其实很接近了
我得说虽然我不知道我们在弄什么 I must say, I don't know what we did,
但我很确定咱们弄得很赞 but we sure did the hell out of it.
我想舞会筹备的关键在于随便想个点子就行 I guess the key to dance decoration is just pick an idea.
然后搞点熊起 对吧 伙计 And then bear down. Right, buddy?
你们的汽水 Here are your sodas.
天啊 Oh...my God.
-很棒吧 -熊起哦 宝贝 - Yeah, pretty great. - Yeah. Bear down, baby.
玩笑开得太早了 伙计们 太早了 Too soon, you guys. This is way too soon.
-什么太早了 -这个 - Too soon for wha... - Too soon for this!
就在今早威斯康星州发生的事之后 After this morning in Wisconsin?
一头熊在一个孩子的生日派对上挣脱 Bear breaks loose at a kid's birthday party,
咬伤了很多人 mauls a whole bunch of people?
干嘛还用我解释 Why am I explaining this
这派对明显就是在指这件事 when this is obviously a ghoulish reference to it?
新闻都循环报道一早上了 The news has been covering it all morning!
我的点子是通过这事想到的 That's where I got the idea.
有时你听到了一件事 You know how sometimes you hear something
然后忘记了 and forget you heard it,
却以为是自己想到的 but you think you came up with...
老天 这太糟糕了 Oh, man. This is bad.
我们进入危机模式 We're in crisis mode now.
我们搞砸了 伙计们 We really messed up, you guys.
监督布告板办公室 An office of bulletin board oversight.
真是个新奇的想法 Ah, what a novel idea.
我会马上签发的 I'm gonna fill out this form right away.
但首先 敬酒 But first, a toast.
敬挂起一个布告板 To hanging a bulletin board:
小事一桩 柠檬一挤 Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
第一次敬酒吗 拿起杯子啊 Uh, first time toasting? Get in here, buddy.
小事一桩 柠檬一挤 Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
我才不要说 I'm not saying that.
不是我想找麻烦 I hate to be that guy,
但我是不会签字的 but I'm not signing this form
除非汉基教授说「小事一桩 柠檬一挤」 until Professor Hickey says "Easy peasy, lemon squeezy."
该死 安妮 别这样做 Damn it, Annie. Don't do this.
不管你有什么不爽 Whatever you've got in your butt,
咱能等会儿再闹别扭不 can we get it out later?
等他签完字 一切都无法挽回之后吗 When, after he signs it? After it's all too late?
-安妮 -你这个可怜的老头 - Annie? - You petty old man.
最开始 When we started this,
我是想让你品尝下体制内幕 然后一口吐掉 I thought you'd get a taste of the system and spit it out,
而不是有样学样开家饮料灌装工厂 not open a bottling plant.
你跟那些人一样 You're just like all the people that...
什么 那些把你送到这里的人吗 What? The people that put you here?
那些让你失败的官僚大人物吗 The people in the big machine that made you fail?
你从警察 You went from being a cop
变成了教犯罪学的老师 是因为体制吗 to teaching criminology because of the system, right?
不过在格林德尔很不幸的是 Unfortunately for Greendale,
你只能通过一事无成来证明 you have to prove it by getting nothing done.
我来给你个布告板 Well, here's a bulletin for you:
安妮·埃迪生从不会一事无成 "Annie Edison doesn't get nothing done."
我要把这个布告板挂在哪呢 埃迪生 And where should I put that bulletin, Edison,
挂在一张由停车部控制的木板上吗 on a sham piece of cork controlled by a parking guy
用学生的拼车告示条来点燃雪茄 that lights his cigars on student ride shares?
我的天 安妮 My God, Annie.
你这是打造的什么迷宫 What kind of labyrinth have you created?
显然不是有木偶和威猛摇滚明星的魔幻迷宫 Certainly not the magic kind with puppets and macho rock stars.
你把自己出卖了 孩子 You whored yourself out, kid.
你太想要那块布告板了 You wanted that board so bad
你令学校的所有布告板失去了价值 that you made every board on campus worthless,
并让学校变成了阴暗肮脏之地 and in doing so made the school just a shade dirtier.
我本来对你寄望很高的 小姑娘 I thought better of you, young lady.
妈呀 够毒舌的 Oh, man. This got sorkin-y.
我从来对你就没有寄望 Yeah, well, I didn't think anything in particular of you,
现在我知道原因了 And now I see why!
好吧 大多数对话我没听明白 Okay, I didn't follow most of that,
但感觉我应该这样做 but it feels like I ought to do this.
你来啦 安妮 Oh, hey, Annie.
你觉得怎么样 Um... what do you think?
期中肥狗乐 "Fat dog for midterms"?
-没错 -很酷吧 - Yeah! - Pretty cool.
-我不明白 -是一种表达方式 - I don't understand. - It's an expression.
期中肥狗乐 "Fat dog for midterm."
别担心 肥狗乐一乐 Like, don't sweat it, fat dog it.
混一混 放松下 像肥狗一样 Hang out, relax, like a fat dog.
你可以上维基查一查 You can look it up on Wikipedia.
-有这个词的条目 -没错 - There's an entry in there. - Yep.
我从来没... 好吧 I never... uh...okay.
我只是 我觉得我没理解... I just... I feel like I'm missing...
知道吗 安妮 You know, Annie, um...
有时候觉得吧 你根本不把咱们当回事 Sometimes it feels like you don't take us seriously.
我想我们是自找的 Yeah, I guess we bring it on ourselves,
但依然令人相当沮丧 but it's still pretty frustrating.
安妮 是因为种族的原因吗 Annie, is this a race thing?
-种族歧视 -不 老天 绝不 - Race! - No! God, no!
各位 You guys!
我接受这是一种表达方式 I accept that it's an expression,
但我没明白其中的关联 but I don't see the connection to...
你想太多了 安妮 不过是筹备舞会嘛 You're overthinking, Annie. It's decorating.
选个主题 熊起一下就得了 Just pick an idea and bear down on it.
用词太不恰当了 本 开玩笑太早了 Really poor choice of words, Ben... too soon.
但你们说得对 But you guys are right.
对不起 我今天很不顺 I'm sorry. I've had a really hard day.
我只是需要 I need to just...
「肥狗」这个概念 Fat dog this concept.
-肥狗 -肥狗乐起来 亲爱的 - Fat dog! - Fat dog it, baby!
今天很开心
是的
但有时候 开心的日子
也会变得不堪回首
就好像斯特维斯女王
屠杀了整个沃塔史家族
就在布伦斯领主上的葬礼上
「权力的血战」的情节哦
这就是最后一部的结局
谢谢 Thank you.
亲爱的
对不起 阿布蒂 I'm sorry, Abed,
但剧透者最终胜利 but to the spoiler goes the victory.
但我真的很喜欢她 But I really liked her.
她可能也喜欢你 但她也喜欢现金 She probably likes you too, but she also likes cash.
我感觉心都死了 I'm devastated.
现在我难过了 但是... Now I feel bad. But...
你受到了教训 You learned a lesson,
我为一位残疾人提供了工作 and I gave a differently abled person a job.
不要 我现在好难过 等等 回来 Oh, no, now I really feel bad. Wait, no. Come back!
咱们来「肥狗乐」一下呗 Let's be fat dogs about this.
你好 最近怎么样 Hello. What happened to you?
-没什么 你从未打电话给我 -对不起 - Nothing. You never called. - I'm sorry.
那是煤气泄漏的一年 That was the year of the gas leak,
但我不会用这个做借口 but I won't use that as an excuse.
我不顾及他人的想法 还有其它很多缺点 I can be inconsiderate and a lot of other things.
我也是 Me too.
我想我可以努力改变 I guess I could've put in some effort.
要改天一起吃午饭吗 Would you like to go to lunch sometime?
不 我想一起吃晚饭 就现在 No, I'd like to go to dinner. Now.
这个没问题 I can do that.
反正这个存衣处也没有得到批准 I started this coat check without permission anyway.
生日惨剧
警探因开膛案被停职
人身限制令
驳回
访问受限
买自行车
借过 借过 借过下 Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
让我过去 Excuse me!
好了 够了 All right, all right! Enough!
我们走 Let's go.
-谢谢 -谢谢 - Thanks. - Thanks.
咱们再来一遍 Let's do it again!
崭新的舞步 There's a brand-new dance
旧的曲目 Based on an old phrase
肥狗乐一乐 嘴上笑呵呵 It's called the fat dog, and it will amaze
其实这个词 你已经听了一辈子 You've heard this expression your entire life
不是瞎掰 确实存在 It's not made up, it's not made up
崭新的舞步 旧的曲目 There's a brand-new dance based on an old phrase
肥狗乐一乐 嘴上笑呵呵 It's called the fat dog, and it will amaze
其实这个词 You've heard this expression
这是熊舞 It's a bear dance!
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需要铅笔钢笔马克笔 请按1 For pencils, pens, and markers, press one.
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需要世外桃源 请按3 For arcadia, press three.
输入激活码 Enter activation code.
确认 已经激活 Confirmed. Arcadia initiated.
-你的安全级别是什么 -最高 - What's your clearance level? - Top.
你真的要激活吗 先生 You really want to activate this, sir?
对 不 不 Yeah. Oh! No. No!
你能不能...取消 Can you... cancel it.
等等 你是谁 你是什么人 Wait, who are you? Who... who is this?
不是...我... It's not... I'm...
就在面前 你这个白痴 Right in front of you, you stupid.