翻译: 御姐Kimuu 可爱多
*我们在云端飞翔* *We were soaring up through the clouds above*
校对: 少女Amber 怪查理
*带着爱的羽翼徜徉* *We were flying high on our wings of love*
后期: 怪查理
废柴舅舅
第一季 第二集
*在免税商品上挥霍* *We were strapped in tight buying duty free*
*直到你开口对我说* *Till you said the words that you said to me*
压制: 怪查理
*你心中的爱已逝去* *You said you got no love left in your heart*
电波诚译
*那一瞬的湍流毁灭飞行* *Then the turbulence tore our plane apart*
*振作坚持时引擎熄火* *Our engine's stalled as we tucked and braced*
*我们粉碎着向地面下落* *And we smashed back down to Earth...*
- *无人幸免* - 不好意思 - *No survivors...* - Excuse me
- *无人幸免* - 抱歉 不好意思 - *No survivors.* - Excuse me, excuse me.
*无人幸免* *No survivors...*
不好意思 嗨 Excuse me. Hi.
你可以去别的地方唱吗 Can you play somewhere else, please?
我想想 别的地方 别的地方 Let me see. Somewhere Else, Somewhere Else.
这个吧我不太熟 不过你要是和某些酒吧比较熟 I'm not really familiar with that one, but if you hum a couple of bars,
我可以去试试看 I might be able to blag my way through it.
不 我是想请你离开这里 No, I mean could you please leave?
你打扰到我的顾客了 You're disturbing my customers.
别这样 伙计 Come on, mate,
我只是在表达心声而已 I'm just trying to express myself
很好啊 That's great.
那请你出示一下街头表演许可证 Can I see your busking licence?
噢 我肯定忘在家里了 Oh, I must have left it at home.
噢 我看我还是报警吧 Oh, well, why don't I just call the police?
我看我还是把你的经理叫过来吧 Why don't I just call your manager?
好啊 我就是经理 Yeah, I am the manager.
也是老板 And the owner.
这是我的咖啡馆 This is my coffee bar.
哇 原来是咖啡馆 Oooh, it's a coffee bar!
开在美食酒馆的边上 对面还是那家 Next to the gastro pub and over the road from the laundrette...
叫迪斯科技的洗衣店 Discotech?
真聪明 每个门面都有名字呢 That's clever, yeah, things have names.
听着 要是你不走 我就得找人赶你走 Look, just clear off or I'm going to have to have you removed
事情就会变得有些尴尬 and then it's awkward, so...
看见这个了吗 You see this?
这代表着正直 This represents integrity.
你看到琴盒里那枚硬币了吗 And you see that coin in there?
那是我用汗水和心血换来的 I earned that with my sweat and my blood.
虽然不多 And it may not be much,
但我至少不是什么冷漠空虚 but at least I'm not a soulless, lonely,
一无所长的贪财城市佬 talentless, money-grabbing, City boy.
哇 这个冷漠的城市佬去年把三分之一的收入捐给了慈善机构 Well. This soulless City boy donated a third of his income to charity last year.
虽然我有的时候确实会空虚 And I do get lonely sometimes.
至少我的瑞典未婚妻还伴我左右 It's a good thing I've got my Swedish fiancee to keep me company.
她可是米其林星级西饼厨师 She's the Michelin-star pastry chef
都用有机材料烘焙蛋糕 who baked all the organic cakes.
至于一无所长嘛 你可以自己判断 And talentless... You can judge for yourself.
我的乐队这周六会在布里克斯顿的O2音乐学院表演 My band, we're playing at the O2 Academy in Brixton on Saturday.
02音乐学院隶属于英国学院音乐集团 是英国境内较有名的现场音乐演奏场所
你也来吧 You should come!
拜托 那里的场地烂爆了 Yeah, well, that's not a very cool venue, is it?
你以为你酷爆了吗 Because you're just so cool?
说不定呢 你又不了解我 I might be. You don't know me.
我来猜猜看 你觉得当代音乐既没有价值又泛滥过剩 Let me guess. You think today's music is meaningless and overproduced.
你希望能够回到70年代 And you wish you were back in the '70s,
那才是最真实前卫而又直率的音乐 when music was real and had guts and integrity,
只可惜 就算你穿越了也不会有人在意你 but the fact is, they wouldn't have had you, then, either.
看看你这幅不修边幅的样子 I mean, look at the state of you.
你都自暴自弃了 You don't care about yourself,
别人凭什么要看得起你呢 so how's anyone else meant to care about you?
你整得和年轻的Joe Cocker一样 没有人在意 This whole young Joe Cocker thing you're selling, nobody's buying it.
Joe Cocker 上世纪70年代的摇滚乐手
然后你回家 一边抽大麻 So you go home to your bong
一边看着你又烂又过时的唱片收藏 and your shitty vintage record collection
那堆没人会他妈在意的东西 that no-one else gives a shit about
自欺欺人地安慰自己 艺术的道路是孤独坎坷的 and you tell yourself that you're not famous, because nobody understands you.
但是事实上 你的音乐即使在喝咖啡的时候听都不堪入耳 But really, people don't even want to listen to your music while they drink coffee.
连消遣的音乐都算不上 You're not even coffee music.
你觉得站在路边免费表演是正直 You think that playing on the street for nothing is integrity,
其实只是绝望罢了 but really it's desperation.
你在否认现实 It's denial.
呃 这也只是你一家之言而已 Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
不 他们都赞同我 No, because they agree with me.
噢 我现在觉得内疚了 Oh, I feel bad now.
你要多少钱才肯欢快地走开呢 How much to make you go away nicely?
十镑怎么样 Do you want a tenner?
你不能收买我 我是个艺术家 You can't buy me. I'm an artist.
也对 那么20镑如何 Oh, no, no, no. So, like, a 20?
找零11.75镑 先生 And 11.75 is your change, sir.
能把礼物包一下吗 Do you wrap gifts?
这里是药房 We're a chemist.
所以 不行咯 Is that a no, then?
Gwen 拜托 Gwen, wait, please.
Andy 你再不走我就报警了 Andy. Go away or I'm going to call the police.
听着 我只是想把这个给你 绝不多嘴 Look, I don't even want to talk. I just came to give you this.
不胡搅蛮缠 No strings attached.
也没奢求复合 I'm not trying to get back together.
我只想为上次的事道歉 I just want to apologise for last time.
上次 你可得说具体点 The last time? You're going to have to be more specific.
是你把我们做爱的视频传上网那次吗 Do you mean the time that you put our sex tape online?
还是你问我借300磅交房租 Or the time you borrowed 300 quid for rent
结果却买了台游戏机那次 and then bought a Playstation?
噢 或许是你骗我有儿子的那次 Or I know, maybe the time you lied about having a son?
拜托 只要你收下这个 Please, just take this
我就再也不来烦你 and you'll never see me again.
你用锡箔包着 You wrapped it in tinfoil?
未来主义新风尚嘛 Thought it made it look futuristic.
那是什么味道 What's that smell?
我们在吃早午餐 We're having brunch.
这是我们正常人在周六做的事情 It's what civilised people do on a Saturday.
- 你吃啥 - 意式煎蛋 - What you having? - Eggs Florentine.
是上面有火腿和菠菜的那种吗 Is that the one with the ham or the one with the spinach?
你说"我们"是指什么 What do you mean "We"?
- 他谁啊 - 进去吧 宝贝 - Who's he? - Go inside, babe.
没事 他马上就走 It's all right. He was just leaving.
我来搞定这事 I'll take care of this.
你一定就是Andy吧 You must be, Andy.
久仰大名 I've heard a lot about you.
是吗 我可从来没听说过你 Really? Because I've, literally, never heard a thing about you.
你一定是Gwen的新基佬室友 You must be Gwen's new gay flatmate.
我是Casper 她直得一塌糊涂的新男朋友 I'm Casper. Her new straight boyfriend.
男朋友 做梦吧你 Boyfriend? You wish.
她才不会和叫Casper的人出去约会 She'd never go out with anyone called Casper.
听说你伤透了她的心 I hear you've been making her very unhappy
这种事情我可不能接受啊 and I can't have that.
我不想和你谈这事 Casper I'd rather not discuss this with you...Casper.
你知道你是什么吗 Andy You know what you are, Andy?
你就是个操蛋的毒瘤 You're a fungus on the cock of life.
Casper医生就是解药 And Doctor Casper is the cure.
呵呵 Well...
我看你不是个真正的医生 something tells me that you're not a real doctor, so...
你要是再敢出现 我就奸了你的魂 If I ever see you here again, I'll rape your soul.
听起来如何 How does that sound?
不适 Uncomfortable.
滚去捡吧 狗狗 Fetch, boy.
*快乐的人们经过我身旁* *Happy people pass my way.*
歌曲 - Westlife
*从他们眼里* *Looking in their eyes*
*我看到了回忆* *I see a memory*
*我意识到你赐予我的快乐* *and never realised how happy you made me.*
*Mandy 你不求回报地给予* *Oh, Mandy, well, you came and you gave without taking*
*我却拒你于千里之外* *But I sent you away*
*Mandy 你的吻使我停止颤栗* *Oh, Mandy, when you kissed me and stopped me from shaking.*
*此时此刻 我需要你 Mandy* *And I need you today Oh, Mandy.*
门没锁 我在洗手间 It's open! I'm in the bathroom.
嘿 Andy Hey, Andy.
嗨 你看起来很淫荡 Hello. You're looking slutty.
谢啦 只要你不说我胖就行了 Oh, thanks. As long as I don't look fat.
天哪 我是不是看起来很胖 Oh, God, do I look fat?
我本来不打算说的 既然你问了 Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but...
你这是要去哪啊 性爱派对吗 Where are you going to? A Bunga Bunga party?
不是 我要和Ben去喝咖啡 No. I'm having coffee with Ben.
我们要在法官判决之前解决监护权的问题 We're going to try and settle the custody battle before the judge has to.
我想 露点乳沟总是有益无害的 I thought a little cleavage couldn't hurt negotiations over Roly.
说起来 那个拖油瓶在哪里 Speaking of which... where is the little mistake?
他怎么了 What's wrong with him?
除了是个怪胎之外 I mean, aside from the obvious.
他病了 昨晚还好好的呢 He's sick. He was fine last night.
真可惜 他很期待去朋友的生日派对呢 It's a shame, he was looking forward to his friend's birthday party.
他居然有朋友 He has friends?
总之 他很好照料 Anyway, he shouldn't be any trouble.
只要每过一阵子进房间看看 Just check in on him once in a while.
确认他还活着就好 Make sure he's still alive.
我应该马上就能回来 I should be back in a couple of hours.
请自便 东西随便吃 网随便用 Help yourself to anything you need. Food, internet.
你私藏的振动器呢 Vibrator collection?
只要你找得到 也请自便 If you can find it, it's yours.
他那天还问我关于你音乐的事 You know, he asked about your music that other day.
好奇了一下你的音乐生涯 Wanted to know what it was like.
你说了什么 What did you say?
我说很好啊 I said it was good.
当然是骗他的啦 I lied.
总之 有事打我电话 Anyway, call me if you need anything.
喂 你干嘛啊你 Whoa, what are you doing?
你觉得呢 看新闻啊 What does it look like? I'm watching the news.
你不是该躺床上吗 You're supposed to be in bed.
你这么在意干嘛 What do you care?
我打扰你看成人片了吗 Did I interrupt you looking at porno?
现在都叫黄片 不 我没有在看黄片 They just call it porn these days and, no, I wasn't doing that.
你睡裤上面是爱心吗 Are those hearts you've got on your pyjamas?
才不是 这是花 No, they're flowers.
我道歉 花确实比爱心好多了 Oh, I do apologise. That's much better
和我说说 你觉得这货长的咋样 Tell me something, what does this guy look like to you?
我告诉你 能让我看电视吗 If I tell you, can I watch TV?
好 Fine.
不知道 看起来挺酷的 I don't know. He looks...cool.
你知道他弹的是低音电吉他吧 You do realise that's a bass guitar he's playing?
低音电吉他啊 A bass guitar.
那又怎样 So?
不行 再说一次 No, try again.
好 All right!
他看起来就像个笨蛋 呆瓜 弱智 满意了吗 He looks like an idiot, a prat, a moron. Happy?
傻逼呢 他看起来傻逼吗 How about a wanker? Does he look like a wanker?
我不觉得 I wouldn't go that far.
你一点也不像生病的样子 You're not acting very sick.
我真的病了 不骗你 I am. I really, really am.
你在装病 是吗 You're faking it, aren't you?
我就知道你在装病 I knew it, you're faking it!
我才没有 I'm not faking.
告诉我为什么 要不我就和你妈告状 If you don't tell me why you're faking it or I'll your mum.
我只是不想去这家伙的生日派对而已 I just really don't want to go to this party.
为什么 Why not?
没理由 我只是单纯地不喜欢派对 No reason. I just don't like parties.
开什么玩笑 派对可棒了 Oh, man. But parties are great.
免费的食物 酒水 Free food, free booze.
女孩 喝醉的女孩 有什么不喜欢的 Girls, drunk girls. What's not to like?
你如果没有体验过一觉醒来 You haven't lived
醒来发现自己裸体躺在陌生人的后院里面 until you've woken up in a stranger's garden,
身上只有海盗帽和一个微笑 你的人生就是不完整的 wearing nothing but a captain's hat and a smile on your face.
派对是让你了解懂得吐槽真谛的地方 Parties are where you learn the art of pointless banter.
你以为我生来就这么魅力十足吗 Do you think I came out this charming?
不 是派对造就了我 No. It was parties.
如果你现在不学着喜欢派对 If you don't learn to love parties now,
你会沦落为一个社交大怪胎 you'll end up being some wall-hugging, weird,
派对绝缘体 万年老处男 你就这追求吗 no party guy and you'll never get laid. Is that what you want?
这是你想要的吗 不 Is that what you want? No!
赶紧换掉你这炫彩花裤子 Then get changed out of them Flower Power things
Flower Power 权力归花儿 嬉皮士反越南战争运动口号 爱穿着色彩鲜明的衣服
一起参加派对 and let's get you to a party!
你确定他会喜欢这个礼物吗 Are you sure he's going to like this?
相信我 他会爱死它的 Trust me. He's going to love it.
- 我靠 那是宾利吗 - 是啊 他爸爸是个代理商 - Shit, is that a Bentley? - Oh, yeah. His dad owns a dealership.
- 他鸡鸡一定很小 - 为什么 - He must have a tiny penis, then. - Why?
驾宾利者鸟必小 牛顿定律之一 Bentley equals tiny knob. It's one of Newton's Laws.
噢 幸好我爸开的是保时捷 Oh. Good thing my dad owns Porsche.
Errol 你好啊 Errol! Hi.
你妈妈之前说你生病来不了 Your mummy told me you were too sick to make it.
他现在好多了 是不是啊 小水手 He's feeling a lot better. Aren't you, sailor?
太好了 希望你得的不是传染病 Oh, good. I hope you're not contagious.
我们不想任何人染上 Wouldn't want anyone getting ill.
开玩笑呢 Just kidding.
- 我是Linda 你好 - 我是Andy Errol的舅舅 - I'm Linda. Hi. - Andy. Errol's uncle.
你一定是小寿星的姐姐吧 And you must be the birthday boy's sister?
你这马屁拍对地方了 请进 You're trying to butter me up and it's working! Come in.
快请进 Come in.
这是给Alfie的 This is for Alfie.
谢谢 这包装真新颖独特 Oh, thank you. Look at that wrapping! Very original.
噢 不好意思 先生们 不介意脱下鞋吧 Oh, sorry, gents would you mind just popping off your shoesies for me.
噢 看谁来了 Bruce和Tiffany Oh, look, who it is! Bruce and Tiffany.
Tiffany 你体积渐长啊 Tiffany, you're getting so big.
一定每餐都把蔬菜吃得光光吧 I bet you just eat all your veggies.
这是给大男孩的小玩意 This is a little something for the big man.
- 哇哦 这小玩意真大 - 但是尺寸并不重要 - Wow. That's massive. - Not about the size, though, is it?
"用心做"才是王道 It's all about the motion of the ocean.
- Claire没来吗 - 是的 她在上班呢 - Claire couldn't make it? - No, she's having to work.
你知道她的 把有限的生命投入到无限的工作 You know her, burning the candle at both ends.
- 别担心 我们知道脱鞋的规矩 - 她真是教导有方 - Don't worry, we know the shoe drill. - She's got you well-trained.
好了 孩子们 其他小朋友都在这边 Right, kids. All the other children are through here.
我们准备了卡拉OK机和其它好玩的 We've got a karaoke machine and everything.
耶 派对走起 Yeah, go party.
你不会把我一个人丢在这儿吧 You're not leaving me here, are you?
当然 我会在这等着你的 Nah, I'll be right here, waiting for you.
别喝太多了 And don't get too drunk!
好了 我闪了 什么时候来接这个小屁孩 Right, I'm off. What time do I have to pick up the little rascal?
噢 你可以留在这儿 Oh, you can stay if you like.
我们在厨房里为大人准备了酒和小零食 We've got wine and nibbles in the kitchen for the grown ups.
我做了芝士火锅(指交口爆) I made a fondue.
好吧 算你走运 我就好这口 Well, lucky for you, I'm very fond of fondue.
我们还有迷你汉堡(阴户) We also have mini-burgers.
你真会讲下流话啊 Linda You know how to talk dirty, don't you, Linda?
呃 你是Andy 对吧 So. It's Andy, right?
是的 你是Brain 足球训练那天见过 Yeah. And you're Brian from football practice.
- Bruce - 对 足球训练那天碰见的Bruce - Bruce. - That's right. Bruce from football practice.
上次见面 你没老实说哪个孩子是你的 So, last time we met, you lied about which kid was yours.
噢 不 我就是逗逗你 Oh, yeah. No, I was having a bit of fun.
不过我见过Errol的爸爸 你显然不是 But I've met Errol's dad. You're not his dad.
靠 当然不是 我是他舅舅 Fuck, no. I'm his maternal uncle.
原来如此 你是Sam的哥哥 Ah, cool, Sam's big brother.
不 我比她小四岁 No, I'm four years younger.
这里的熟女可操性如何 What's the MILF situation like around here?
我不知道 我只有老婆可操 I wouldn't know. My wife's the only MILF I like to...ILF.
呃 谢谢上次的大麻烟 Um... thanks for the spliff last time.
- 简直精神一整天 - 不错 - I was chilled out all day. - That's cool.
驴子 Donkey!
- 嘿 Tom - 你性感的另一半呢 - Hey, Tom. - Where's your sexier half?
- 她上班去了 - 周六还工作 - She had to work. - On a Saturday?
悠着点 驴子 她不会在外面乱搞吧 Careful, Donkey, you sure she isn't getting a leg over?!
这位是Andy Errol的舅舅 This is Andy, Errol's Uncle.
噢 Errol那孩子 请你节哀 Oh, Errol? My condolences.
开玩笑呢 很高兴认识你 Andy 我是Alfie的爸爸Tom Joking! Good to meet you, Andy. I'm Tom, Alfie's Dad.
- Andy是个音乐家 - 是吗 音乐家Andy - Andy is a musician. - Oh, yeah? Andy the musician.
- 我听说过你 - 真的吗 - I've heard of you. - Really?
真的 你不是那个叫什么无向乐队的成员吗 Yeah, aren't you in that band? What is it? No Direction!
No Direction 英国著名单向乐队(One Direction)的老男人山寨版
看吧 耍到他了 驴子 我就是开个玩笑 Come on, come on, that was a good one, Donkey. I'm only joking.
你做哪类音乐 What kind of music do you play?
其实 就是那种 综合的 Well, it's, sort of, a combination of...
先打住 我去上个厕所 你先拿着 Hold that thought. I need to spend a penny. Here you go.
别偷喝 我盯着你呢 驴子 And don't drink any, I've got my eye on you, Donkey.
为什么那个混蛋一直叫你驴子啊 Why does that prick keep calling you Donkey?
是因为你的下面很那什么吗 Is it because of your, erm...
才不是 他觉得我像<怪物史莱克>里面的驴子 No. He thinks I look like the donkey from Shrek.
<怪物史莱克> 梦工厂系列励志动画电影 其中驴子由黑人演员艾迪墨菲配音
他是指艾迪墨菲还是驴子本身 Does he mean Eddie Murphy or the actual donkey?
不知道 我没问过 I don't know. I never asked.
*他说我喜欢你宝贝 噢 噢 噢* *he said i love you baby oh oh oh*
我们是不是该去打声招呼 You think we should go say "Hi?"
好歹出于礼貌 你说呢 I mean, it's the polite thing to do, isn't it?
哇哦 唱得太好了 Whoo, that was brilliant!
各位 来点掌声 Give them a round of applause, everyone!
好吧 祝我好运 All right, wish me luck.
嗨 Alife Hi, Alfie.
十二岁生日快乐 你看着顶多十一 Happy 12th birthday, you don't look a day over 11.
- 什么 - 没什么 - What? - Nothing.
- 你干嘛要来 傻瓜 - 因为你邀请我了 - Why are you even here, tosspot? - You invited me.
是我妈邀请的 你简直拉低了我的派对档次 My mum invited you. And now you're crapping up my party.
真会开玩笑 聊得很愉快 OK, you are kidding. Good chatting.
我觉得他 呃 很高兴见到我 Think he was, erm... pleased to see me.
我说 他那么叫你 你就这么算了 I mean you're not just going to let him get away with calling you that are you?
没事啦 就是个外号 It's fine. It's just a nickname.
Linda大妈对我有意思啊 I think old Linda's got a thing for me.
她一直用脱衣舞女的眼神勾引我 She keeps staring at me from over there, with her stripper eyes.
- 你看到我们准备的纸盘子了吗 - 谢了 不用 - Did you see that we have paper plates? Thanks. - I'm good.
你想我跟他谈谈那事吗 我能帮你说话的 Do you want me to say something to him? I can say something.
千万不要 说实话 我不觉得有什么 Please don't. Honestly doesn't bother me.
你们在说什么 What doesn't bother you?
哼吭 驴子警报 Ee-aw! Donkey alert.
- 我错过什么了吗 - 我们只是在谈 - What did I miss? - We were just talking about...
- 足球 - 盘子 - Football! - Plates!
外号什么的很蠢 对吗 Nicknames are stupid, aren't they?
哈哈 是啊 就像埃弗顿俱乐部的外号"太妃糖" Ha-ha, yeah, like Everton. I mean, come on, "The Toffees?"
埃弗顿足球俱乐部 位于利物浦市 历史悠久
一点震慑力没有 No-one's afraid of toffee.
Andy 你从哪拿的杯子 Andy, where did you get that mug?
我不知道 橱柜里吧 I dunno. A cupboard?
我准备了这么多漂亮的红酒杯在这 I've put out all these nice wine glasses for the wine.
看见了 不过红酒杯不是我的风格 Yeah. I know but wine glasses don't really suit me.
你看 像这样 I mean, look at this.
只是你拿的是Tom的专属杯子 It's just that that's Tom's special mug.
噢 抱歉 还给你 Oh, I'm sorry. Here you go.
别太责怪他了 亲爱的 他只是无心之失 Don't give him a hard time, babe. It's an honest mistake.
- 是吧 Andy - 确实 - Right, Andy? - Right.
嘿 你们想去开开眼吗 Hey, do you guys want to see something cool?
下午好 少年们 我看你们拿了汉堡 Uh, afternoon, lads. I see you went with the burger.
不错的选择 A fine choice.
- 你不觉得难堪吗 - 难堪 为什么 - Aren't you embarrassed? - Embarrassed? No. Why should I be?
- 因为你尿裤子了 - 呃 不 我没有 - Because you pissed your pants. - Uh, no, I didn't.
呃 不 你有 Uh, yes, you did.
尿裤子喽 Piss pants!
尿裤子 尿裤子 尿裤子 尿裤子 Piss pants, piss pants, piss pants, piss pants!
恭喜了 先生们 Congratulations, gentlemen,
在你们面前的是一件旷世杰作 you currently find yourselves in the presence of a masterpiece.
这车要是让梵高来造 他两只耳朵都得割掉了 If Vinny van Gogh made this car, he would have cut both ears off.
绝非流水线产品 纯手工打造 This wasn't manufactured, it was moulded.
每个细节都精雕细琢 原木饰面薄板 No detail's been spared. Natural wood veneers,
豪华皮革内饰 精选自寒冷地区出产的牛群 a sumptuous leather interior, handpicked from herds in cooler climes,
只为确保更柔软的皮质 just to ensure a smoother hide.
要不是排气管太细 我真想操了这车 If the exhaust pipe wasn't so small, I would fuck it.
我还是更喜欢劳斯莱斯 I think I'd still prefer a Rolls-Royce.
我开玩笑呢 I'm kidding.
我刚想起来你像谁 I've just realised who you look like.
<怪兽电力公司>里的那个大块头 That big one off Monsters Inc.
Monsters Inc. <怪兽电力公司> 迪士尼动画电影
是吗 也不是很像 Yeah, no, not really though.
不 真的很像 你觉得呢 驴子 Yes, you do. Doesn't he, Donkey?
伙计们 他像怪兽电力公司里的那个大毛怪吧 Guys? Doesn't he look like that hairy one from Monsters Inc?
- 像 - 叫什么来着 - Stanley - Yeah! - What's his name? - Stanley.
- 对 Stanley - 是Sully - Yeah, Stanley. - It's Sulley.
- Sulley 你确定 - 当然确定 那可是他自己的名字 - Sulley? Are you sure? - Of course he's sure, it's his name!
来做个惊吓脸来瞧瞧 大毛怪 Come on, show us your scary face, Monsters Inc.
看见没 There we go!
好了 我参加过派对了 现在我们能走了吗 All right, I "Partied." Now, can we go?
现在 Linda刚做了肉肠卷(乳交/臀交/以物包茎等等) Now? Linda's just made pigs in a blanket.
等等 你干嘛那样扯你的上衣 Wait, why are you holding your jumper like that?
看着像尿裤子了一样 It makes you look like you've pissed yourself.
你还真尿了 You've pissed yourself.
- 没有 Alfie把苹果汁倒在我裤子上了 - 为什么 - No. Alfie threw apple juice on my trousers - Why would he do that?
好让我看着像尿裤子啊 To make it look like I've pissed myself.
而且他是个小霸王 And because he's a bully.
看到了吧 这就是我不想来的原因 See, this is why I didn't want to come!
你自己都自暴自弃了 'You don't care about yourself
别人凭什么要看得起你呢 'so how's anyone else meant to care about you, eh?'
你就是个操蛋的 'You're like a fungus on the cock...'
快做个惊吓脸来瞧瞧 大毛怪 'Show us your scary face, Monsters Inc.'
听着 你长大后最想做的事是什么 Look, Errol, what do you want to do more than anything else when you grow up?
- 我想当一个精算师 - 酷 - I want to be an actuary. - Cool.
- 你不知道什么是精算师 对吗 - 对 - You don't know what an actuary is, do you? - No.
但是我知道一点 要是你现在走了 But I know that, if we leave now,
你一辈子都会被他欺负 you'll get bullied for the rest of your life.
你会找一份烂工作 交一群烂朋友 You'll get a shit job, with shit friends.
娶一个丑女人 买一套烂房子 You'll marry an ugly woman and you'll buy a shit house
里面住着你的丑孩子 and you're going to have ugly kids in it.
我不想要丑孩子 I don't want ugly children!
好 那你现在就去结束悲惨循环的源头 Right, so why don't you end the cycle right now and go in there
回去告诉Alfie你不在乎 and show Alfie that you don't care?
谁知道呢 没准某天 你会成为一流的精算师 And who knows? Maybe, one day, you'll be a hot shot actuary,
有个美得不行的瑞典未婚妻 with a gorgeous Swedish fiancee.
好 我是想回去 但是我裤子湿了 OK, I want to go back in there, but my trousers are wet.
至少你还有裤子 想想那些非洲孩子 At least you've got trousers. Think of them African kids.
他们只有可口可乐文化衫和凉鞋 All they've got is Coca-Cola T-shirts and sandals.
现在 立刻回去让他们见识精算师的风范 Now, go in there and show them what a real actuary's made of.
我这就去 I'm going.
嗨 Alfie 我想说 过去的事就让它过去吧 Hi, Alfie. I just wanted to say, no hard feelings about before.
- 我能问你个问题吗 - 当然 我喜欢问题 - Can I ask you something, Errol? - Yeah, sure. I love questions.
你是女同吗 Are you a lesbian?
是的 我是女同 Um, yeah. I'm a lesbian.
哈 他是女同 我就知道 Ha! He's a lesbian! I knew it!
- 我当然是女同 你不也是吗 - 呸 我才不是 - Of course I'm a lesbian, aren't you? - Yuck, no.
因为女同意味着你喜欢女孩 Cos lesbian means you fancy girls.
既然不是 我猜你不喜欢女孩喽 I guess you don't fancy girls, then?
闭嘴 死女同 你一定是从你妈那遗传的女同病 Shut up, lesbo. I bet you caught lesbian disease from your mum.
- 别说我妈妈 - 为什么不 - Don't talk about my mum. - Why not?
- 所有人都知道她是个吸毒的荡妇 - 收回那句话 - Everyone knows she's a druggie slut. - Take that back.
- 有种来啊 - 离他远点 - Make me. - Leave him alone.
你想怎样 What are you going to do about it?
你们打算接吻再生一群女同崽吗 Are you two going to kiss and have lesbian babies?
我的天 Andy King No way! Andy King?
我是Shelley Asher 你的预科校友 我们一起参加过爵士合唱 Shelley Asher...from sixth form. We had jazz choir together.
sixth form 英国高中五年结束和大学入学之间的预科阶段
Shelley 噢 对 Shelley, wow, yeah.
你在这儿干什么 What are you doing here?
没干啥 就照看我外甥 你呢 Nothing. I'm just...keeping an eye on my nephew. What about you?
工作 我干派对表演这行 Just working. Professional party entertainer.
虽然不是伦敦西区 但是能糊口 It's no West End, but it pays the bills.
是啊 挺不错的 Oh, yeah, that's great.
在这儿遇见你太诡异了 你最近做什么呢 This is so weird seeing you here. What have you been up to?
我记得你以前是个超赞的音乐家 I remember you used to be this amazing musician.
每个人提起你都说 Everybody was always, like,
"那个Andy啊 以后绝对是个大人物" "That Andy, yeah, He's going to be proper famous."
对啊 对啊 一切还算顺利 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, things are going well.
我做过一些广告的配乐 I've done some music for some adverts.
我承认 这是向资本家出卖灵魂 Corporate sell-out, I know.
- 但是来钱多啊 - 是的 我现在准备出唱片了 - Good money, though. - Yeah, and I'm working on an album.
噢 太棒了 Oh, amazing.
我的小型演出很多 事业发展不快但很扎实 Yeah, I've been gigging a lot. Working my way up, slowly but surely.
毕竟目光要长远嘛 But got to think of the long game.
最近我刚在一个新潮咖啡厅了办了个小演出 You know, I did a gig recently at a swanky coffee bar.
噢 真羡慕你 Oh, I am so jealous.
下次你有演出和我说一声 You should tell me the next time you're going to do a show.
- 我很想去看看 - 会的 会的 - I'd love to come and see you. - I will. I will.
你知道吗 我上学的时候痴迷过你 You know, I used to have this massive crush on you at school.
- 真的吗 - 真的 我甚至调过课 - Really? - Yeah. I remember I even changed classes,
就为了和你上同一节课 cos I knew you were going to be in it.
- 那时候我是个小跟踪狂 - 那时候我也还很瘦呢 - Proper little stalker, I was. - That was back when I was skinny.
对 那么你结婚了吗 Yeah. So...is there a Mrs Andy King?
没有 没有 No. No.
有过女友 但是分手了 I mean, I had a girlfriend, but we've split up.
- 噢 抱歉 - 没事 我恨不得摆脱她呢 - Oh? Sorry. - Oh, don't be sorry. I had to get rid of her.
她就是块狗皮膏药 你懂我的意思吧 She was a level-ten clinger, if you know what I mean. So...
大毛怪 Monsters Inc!
你在吓唬这位女士吗 Are you scaring this young lady?
不 才不是 No. Not at all.
他看着像怪物电力公司里面的大毛怪吧 Doesn't he look like the hairy one from Monsters Inc?
可能吧 都跟泰迪熊似的让人想抱一抱 Maybe in the huggable teddy bear, kind of, way. Yeah.
除了儿童电影 你还看点别的什么吗 Do you watch any films that aren't rated U?
U级 英国电影分级中适合所有年龄段观看的电影
等你有孩子了 如果你能有孩子 When you have kids, if you have kids,
你就会理解这是必要的牺牲 you'll understand the sacrifices that must be made.
- 你的卡通外号是什么 - 你们叫我什么 伙计们 - What's your cartoon nickname? - What do you call me, boys?
- 巴斯 - 光年先生向你们问好 - Buzz! - That's Mr Lightyear to you!
Buzz Lightyear 太空人巴斯光年 动画<玩具总动员>主角
- 有什么好笑的 - 没什么 - What's so funny? - Nothing.
就是巴斯光年觉得自己很酷 但实际上 It's just that Buzz Lightyear thinks he's cool, but really,
每个人都在背后嘲笑他 everyone makes fun of him behind his back,
因为他就是个有幻想症的混蛋 cos he's a delusional dick.
这话什么意思 What are you trying to say?
没什么 光年先生 Nothing, Mr Lightyear.
你认为大家在背后嘲笑我 那你呢 You think people laugh at me behind my back? What about you?
你是个碌碌无为的音乐家 You're a musician nobody's heard of.
就像个没轮胎的汽车 That's like being a car with no wheels.
一无是处 Going nowhere.
不是这样的 他在录唱片呢 That's not true. He's recorded an album.
是吗 唱一首来听听 大毛怪 Yeah? Sing us a song from it, Monsters Inc.
- 我没带吉他 - 拜托 你来我家做客 - I don't have my guitar. - Come on, you're a guest at my house.
我现在邀请你唱一首你动听的歌曲 I'm asking you nicely to sing one of your beautiful songs.
怎么了 Well?
你的听众等着呢 your audience awaits.
我开玩笑的 I'm joking.
你真该看看你的脸色 You should've seen your face!
说真的 大毛怪 你该是吓人的那个才对 Seriously, Monsters Inc, you're supposed to be the scary one.
- 我还是先回去工作了 - 好的 - I better get back to work. - Yeah.
我 我是没带吉他 I...I don't have my guitar.
噢 你在这儿呢 Oh, There you are.
Errol出了点问题 他还好 There's been a little accident with Errol. He's fine.
只是摔跤撞到鼻子了 He just fallen and bumped his nose.
地毯上沾了点血 There's some blood on the carpet.
但是没什么 清洁剂就是这时候派上用场的 But not to worry, that's what stain guard's for, right?
还有 他可能尿裤子了 Also, I think he might have wet himself.
总之 他在找你 好了 我得去准备蛋糕了 Anyway, he's asking for you. Right, better get on with the cake!
我不想谈这事 我只想走 I don't want to talk about it. I just want to go.
跟我来 Come with me.
- 喂 混球 向他道歉 - 你是哪根葱 - Oi, shithead. Apologise to him. - Who are you?
我是他的舅舅 现在道歉 I'm his uncle. Now apologise.
做梦 他是个废柴 看得出来是从哪遗传的 No. He's a loser. I can see where he gets it from.
- 你知道你缺什么吗 - 更好的视野吗 - You know what you need? - A better view?
呵呵 不是 我要是你家长 就扇烂你这张自以为是的脸 Ha-ha. No. If I were your parent, I'd slap you handsome.
试试看啊 你不能打我 Yeah, well, you can't hit me.
我是小孩 I'm a child.
你说的对 我是不能 No, you're right. I can't.
但他能 But he can.
现在我们真得走了 Now, we've got to go.
快啊 晚点再穿 Come on! You can do that later.
我才不要光着脚在街上走 I'm not walking on the street without shoes.
还打双结 有没有搞错 Double knots? Seriously?
不辞而别未免太不礼貌了 It's rude to leave without saying goodbye.
谁说要走了 我们只是出去抽根烟 We're not leaving. We're just...going out for a smoke.
- 你打了我儿子 - 你儿子打了我外甥 - You hit my boy. - Your boy hit my nephew.
什么 你是说料理鼠王 What? You mean Ratatouille?
Ratatouille <料理鼠王> 迪士尼动画电影 主角是一只小老鼠
别那么叫我 你个傻逼 Don't call me that, you wanker.
料理鼠王刚叫我什么 What did Ratatouille just call me?
别这么跟我爸讲话 尿裤男 Don't talk to my dad that way, piss pants!
别贴我外甥脸这么近 你个<飞屋环游记>里的小胖墩 Don't get in my nephew's face, the...fat kid from Up!
Up <飞屋环游记> 迪士尼3D动画 胖墩小罗为主角之一
- 你 - Tom - You... - Tom!
Alfie想打我女儿是怎么回事 What's this about Alfie trying to punch my daughter?
真的吗 Alfie 你打史莱克了 Is that true, Alfie? Did you take a swing at Shrek?
没有 她撒谎 No! She's lying.
等等 你叫我女儿史莱克 Whoa, wait. You call my little girl...Shrek?
是啊 史莱克和驴子 搞笑二人组 Yeah, Shrek and Donkey the dynamic duo!
- 哇 太爽了 - 干得好 赶紧逃 - Wow, that felt good. - Nice work. Let's go!
Tiff Tiff!?
这事没完 我要告死你们 This isn't over. We'll press charges.
闭嘴 Tom Shut up, Tom.
老爸 要是开宾利我们还能抓住他们 Dad, we can still catch them, if we take the Bentley.
你妈逼的大毛怪 Motherfucking Monsters Inc!
*秋已至 声渐闻* *Fall is here Hear the yell*
美国另类摇滚双人乐队白线条乐队(The White Stripes) 的
*校园归 铃声响* *back to school Ring the bell*
*换新鞋 行蓝调* *Brand-new shoes, walking blues*
*翻围墙 执书笔* *Climb the fence, books and pens*
*我感知 你与我 终为伴* *I can tell that we are gonna be friends*
我们可以一起创造美好
验孕棒
*我感知 你与我 终为伴* *I can tell that we are gonna be friends*
*扫尘埃 学之时 已至矣* *We clean up and now it's time to learn.
*数与字 记于心* *numbers letters, learn to spell*
*辞与书 诵于口* *nouns and books, and show and tell*
哟 回来了 Here she is.
还顺利吗 How did it go?
他要Roly每隔一周和每个周末都和他在一起 He wants Roly every two weeks and every weekend.
这很糟糕吗 Is that bad?
还用说 周末是童年最美好的时光 It's bullshit. Weekends are the best part of childhood.
可以去玩过山车 参观水族馆 That's when you get to go on roller coasters and visit aquariums.
为什么他抢走了所有有趣的东西 Why should he get all the fun stuff?
要是我还在吸毒 我就会跟他上床 See, if I was still using, I would have slept with him
我就能如愿以偿了 and I would have gotten my way.
这就是你对这事的总结 That's your takeaway from all this?
还有别在网上买胸罩 That and don't buy bras off the internet.
Roly好点了吗 How's Roly?
他睡得很沉 一点动静都没有 Been fast asleep the whole time. Hasn't made a peep.
你都干嘛了 What have you been up to?
无所事事 上上网什么的 Just chilling. Internetting and stuff.
这家伙是谁 Who's that guy?
没有谁 就是一个朋友的朋友 No-one. Just a friend of a friend.
一脸大屌样 Looks like a bell-end.
好了 我还是在走之前去看看那个小孽障吧 Well, I better check on the little curse before I'm off.
你还是很享受当舅舅的吧 You're really enjoying this, aren't you, the whole uncle thing?
- 反正比得疱疹好 - 你最懂了 - It's better than herpes. - You would know.
- Andy 等等 - 怎么了 - Andy, wait. - Yep.
Alfie的妈妈刚打电话来 她都告诉我了 Alfie's mum called. She told me everything.
不过我一直很讨厌那个婊子 I never liked the bitch, anyway.
是我 小骗子 It's me, you little faker.
听着 我很抱歉逼你去那个派对 Look... I'm sorry I made you go to that party.
没事 实际上我玩得挺开心 It's fine. I think I actually enjoyed myself
真的吗 Really?
真的 我还学到了点重要的东西呢 Yeah, and I think I learnt something important, too.
什么 Like what?
有时候 打人也没关系 Sometimes... it's OK to hit people.
晚安 尿裤娃 Good night, piss pants.
等等 Wait.
能给我唱首你的歌吗 Can you sing me one of your songs?
不 你不会想听的 Nah, you don't want to hear one of them
为什么 你唱得不好吗 Why not? Are you bad?
不是 我没带吉他啊 No. I just don't have my guitar
而且你应该不喜欢这种风格 and it's probably not your sort of thing.
试试看 Try me.
*我的心上有一个陨石坑* *There's an impact crater sitting in my heart*
*是爱情解体留下的伤痕* *From the time that we crashed and blew our love apart*
"我们的爱火灼热猛烈" *The fire that we shared burned hot and fast*
*我原以为它永不熄灭* *I thought they'd never put it out*
*无人幸免* *No survivors*
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