翻译: 大圣 一个椰子 爽爽有点美
*你甜蜜又多情 让人难以相信* *You're so sweet and saccharine I hardly can believe*
*每当我见到你 牙齿不禁战栗* *That when I see you coming I can feel you in my teeth*
校对: 霸王龙安宝 独角兽查理
*颤栗传遍所有感官 只留甜蜜心间永藏* *Racing through my senses Candy in my brain*
后期: 怪查理
*侵蚀内心所有角落 给我这甜蜜的负担* *Rotting everything inside You give me sugar pain*
*流淌血液的糖 浸透我的心脏* *Sugar in my blood making my heart flood*
压制: 怪查理
*在动脉中流动* *Pumping through my arteries*
*砰砰作响* *You hit me with a thud.*
总监: 怪查理
怎么样 Josh OK, thoughts. Josh.
呃 还行吧 It's...all right.
只是还行吗 Just all right?
我就是觉得"流淌血液的糖 浸透我的心脏"这句 It's just the "Sugar in my blood, making my heart flood",
听起来像是糖尿病 kind of sounds like diabetes.
这是一个比喻 Huh... It's a metaphor.
不过要是糖不行的话 我也可以把它改成蜂蜜 But if sugar's a problem, I can always change it to honey.
不仅仅是歌词 整个感觉像Father John Misty It's not just the lyrics. It's the Father John Misty thing.
Father John Misty 美国音乐人 歌手
那种做作的嬉皮士 伪民谣风的气质 You know, it's all a bit hipster, faux hippy, fake folk vibe.
不太适合我们的专辑风格 It's just not right for our debut LP.
我们可以再改嘛 We could change the arrangement.
而且这首歌完全没有性吸引力 It also has no sex appeal.
只能让你半勃起 对吧 Just given you a semi, eh?
更像是蒸桑拿时软软的状态 More like a soft sauna dick.
它既不是完全缩着 但也没有硬 You know, I'm not shrinking, but I'm not hard.
相信我 在背景放一轨Ginger Baker那种风格的鼓点 Trust me, put a ginger Baker-style drum arrangement on the back of it
Ginger Baker 英国鼓手 Cream乐队创始成员之一
修女听了都会怀孕 and it'll get nun's pregnant.
Ginger Baker是谁 Who's Ginger Baker?
他是The Graham Bond Organisation乐队的鼓手 He's the drummer for The Graham Bond Organization,
更重要的 他还是Cream乐队的鼓手 and, more importantly, Cream.
他挺酷的 不过这不是我们想要的音乐 He's cool, but again, it's not our sound.
看看 FKA Twigs Disclosure Years & Years这些人 Look at FKA Twigs, Disclosure, Years & Years
我们得走那种深邃的新灵魂乐路线 we need to be in that, you know, neo-soul, deep-house space,
不过你懂得 本质上还是少年乐队 but you know, boyband.
好 我会继续努力的 Cool...I'll work on it.
好了 谢谢你们过来 OK, thanks for coming in, blokes.
你们可以滚了 我们发布会现场再见 Now, fuck off, I'll see you later at the showcase.
养好金嗓子 你们其中的两位也算唱将的 Rest those golden pipes, the two of you who can actually sing.
不敢相信 Unbelievable.
是吧 这几个不知感恩的小混蛋 I know, right? Ungrateful little brats.
你绝不能跟天才唱反调 You never go against the talent.
可你是他们的老板啊 而且你也说喜欢这首歌 But they work for you, and you said you liked the song.
如果Josh不满意 我也开心不起来 If Josh isn't happy, I can't be happy.
你是要炒了我吗 Are you firing me?
别傻了 我是在给你提供一个机会 Don't be ridiculous, I'm offering you an opportunity.
你做得不错 You do well at this stuff,
这对你以后的单飞之类的 也有好处 and it'll be very good for your potential...solo...
之类的 all that.
我让他们的专辑制作人Alex跟你合作 I'm going to put you with Alex, OK? The producer of their EP.
如果你们俩今天结束之前还弄不出大热新单的话 And if you two can't come up with a hit by the end of the day...
那时候我才会炒了你 then I'll fire you.
废柴舅舅
第三季 第二集
电波诚译
*噢耶 宝贝* *Ooh, yeah, baby*
*得了糖尿病* *Got diabetes...*
嗯 Hmm...
- 我快死了 - 是癌症吗 - I'm dying. - Is it cancer?
不 比那更糟糕 No, worse.
- Roly又撞见你自慰了吗 - 我抓到他了 - Roly caught you wanking again? - I caught him.
垃圾桶里全是纸巾 整个房子的润手霜都没了 Waste baskets full of tissues, a whole house out of hand lotion.
所有的毛巾都硬的像石膏板一样 All of the towels crack like plasterboard.
你能跟他谈谈吗 Can you talk to him?
为什么 听起来他已经是老司机了 Why? It sounds like he's got a grip on the situation.
就告诉他这很正常 不需要感到羞愧 Just tell him that it's normal and it's nothing to be ashamed of
然后确保他不要被媒体和黄片这些东西 and make sure he's not getting distorted ideas about sex
扭曲对于性的想法 from the media and porn and stuff like that,
还有男女平等 and that women are equal.
你怎么不自己跟他说 Why don't YOU tell him?
他不会听我的 我是女的 He won't listen to me. I'm a woman.
我会跟他说的 我保证会教他新"知识" I'll talk to him. I'm sure something will...rub off.
恶心 对了 今天下午你们俩都别呆在家里 Eurgh! Oh, I need you guys out of the house all afternoon
因为我的备孕应用显示了三个卵子 cos my fertility app is showing three eggs.
噢 别显示三个卵子啊 Oh, no, not three eggs.
这表示我到了排卵的顶峰 That is peak ovulation!
我和Bruce要像青少年一样大干一场 Me and Bruce are going to be at it like teenagers.
怎么 在他爸爸的沃尔沃汽车后座笨手笨脚地亲热 What, fumbling around in the back of his dad's Volvo
结果被他射到脚上吗 before he comes all over your shoes?
别逗我笑 我的乳头正疼着呢 Don't make me laugh. My tits are really sore.
你确定你不会已经 Are you sure you're not already, you know...?
别触我霉头 Don't jinx it!
把Roly弄出房子 别忘了跟他谈谈 Just get Roly out of here and don't forget the talk.
- 谈什么 - 一会儿见了 拜 - What talk? - See you later, bye.
啊 坐吧 Ah... Take a seat.
- Roly - 是关于我"遛鸟"的事吗 - Roly... - Is it about me walking the dog?
也许现在她终于会记得敲门了 Maybe now she'll finally learn to knock.
我恨荷尔蒙 这什么时候才是个头啊 I hate hormones. When does it end?
等我知道了 我会告诉你的 When I find out, I'll let you know.
最讨厌藏藏掖掖了 The sneaking around is the worst.
就像我自己对自己出轨了 It's like I'm cheating on myself... with myself.
我一直希望我将来 I was hoping I was going
能成为那种没有性欲的人 to fall somewhere on the asexual spectrum
但现在估计没戏了 but I don't think that's going to pan out.
我不想承认这个 Andy舅舅 I hate to admit this, Uncle Andy,
但我觉得我得找个女朋友了 but I think I need a girlfriend.
嗯 Ruby怎么样 What about, um, Ruby?
她已经名花有主了 她在和一个六年级男生约会 That ship has sailed. She's dating a sixth-former now.
Tiffany呢 Tiffany?
那个我未来名义上的妹妹吗 My soon-to-be stepsister?
也是 Fair point.
不过你穿这种衣服是谁也泡不到的 But you're never going to land anyone in those clothes.
什么 这可是米每秒的光速啊 What? It's the speed of light in metres per second.
Roly 在每一个瘦弱女气的男孩生命中 都会有一个瞬间 Roly, there comes a point in every skinny androgynous boy's life when
他终于意识到 he realises that the
那种"患有心脏病的儿童节目主持人"的风格 children's-show-host-with-a-heart-condition look
是无法吸引女孩的 isn't working out
他破处的唯一机会 就是变成真的吸血鬼 and his only chance of getting laid will be to go full vampire.
- 这是什么 - 我以前的乐队T恤 - What's this? - My old band T-shirts.
我也曾像你这么瘦 I used to be skinny like you once,
不过别担心 but don't worry,
你最终会长成一个强壮的男人的 you'll fill into your full manly shape eventually.
单曲的事怎么样了 How did the song go?
他们说我的歌没有性吸引力 they said I didn't have enough sex appeal.
小混蛋根本感受不到性吸引 Those pricks wouldn't understand sex appeal
即使把他们压倒在椅子上 if it bent them over a chair.
而且我还得和一个没用的制作人合作 And unless I work with some useless producer,
否则我就会被开除 I'm going to get fired.
- 哦天呐 那祝你好运 - 慢着 - Oh, dearie me, good luck with that. - Whoa!
要不你跟我一起去吧 我需要你的支持 Why don't you come with me? I could use the support.
我很乐意 不过我有书要读 I'd love to, but I've got reading.
你再"读"下去的话 你就要瞎了 Any more of your "Reading" And you'll go blind.
那是谣言 相信我 我上网查过 That's a myth. Trust me, I googled it.
听着 如果你帮我的话 Look, if you help me,
我把Frank舅舅的一箱80年代色情杂志都给你 I'll give you a box of Uncle Frank's '80s porn mags, yeah?
纤长指甲 身体晒出的分界线 茂盛的阴毛 应有尽有 It's got long nails, tan lines, full bush, the works.
相信我 这些东西现在可是弥足金贵 Trust me, those things are like gold dust now.
转念一想 出去呼吸点新鲜空气也不错 Well, I suppose I could use some fresh air.
记住 你一定要挺我到底 Remember, you've got to back me up all the way,
要不然 这些白痴会看不起我们俩的 otherwise this idiot's going to walk all over us.
没问题 You've got it.
- 你在干嘛 - 击掌啊 - What are you doing? - High-five.
看起来像行纳粹礼 快放下 That looks like a Sieg Heil. Put it away.
看看他 混蛋似的站在那儿 Look at him, standing around like a douche
完全不管别的人都在忙着搬重物 哼 while everyone else does the heavy lifting. Huh!
你好 我是Andy King Hi. Andy King.
呃 Um...
- 你是Alex吧 - Lex 有人找你 - You're Alex, right? - Lex, visitors.
你是Andy吧 You're Andy, right?
你是Alex 我要合作的资深制作人 Alex? My senior producer.
我更喜欢别人叫我Lex I prefer Lex.
嗨 帮你提包这人是谁 Hey, who's your bag man?
这是我的外甥 Errol 我的联合创作人 That's my nephew, Errol, co-writer.
很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you, Lex.
你的声音真低沉 That's a deep voice you got there.
他是从我这继承的 He, uh, takes after me.
- 你是Massvie Attack的忠实粉丝吧 - 是的 - You a big Massive Attack fan? - Yeah.
Massvie Attack 英国乐队 被称为Trip-pop界三巨头之一
- 其实 那是我的T恤 - 品味不错嘛 - Actually, that's MY T-shirt. - Quality taste.
从他们的Mezzanine巡演买的 From their Mezzanine tour.
Mezzanine Massvie Attack的第三张专辑名称
天呐 你一定很老了 Dang, you must be old!
我跟他们见面的时候 年纪还特别特别小 所以 I mean, I was really, really underage when I saw them, so...
- 那些是用来干嘛的 - 非生者今晚有个媒体发布会 - What's all this for? - NTL are having a press showcase tonight.
我不知道为什么Marsh非要在今天把你俩扔给我 I don't know why Marsh decided to dump you guys on me today...
无意冒犯 No offence.
没事儿 我喜欢被扔来扔去 None taken. I love dumping.
不是说你 It's not you.
只是他知道在非生者还在表演以前的歌时 It's just, he knows that I don't have time to think about the next album
我没空思考下一张专辑 when NTL are still performing the old songs.
天呐 我真是太紧张了 God, I'm bricking it!
嘿 没事的 孩子 我记得当我开始制作时 Hey, no need to, kiddo. I remember when I started producing...
孩子 逗呢 我只是看起来16岁而已 Kiddo? Lol! Look, I only LOOK 16.
我已经23了 这是我第十二场发布会了 I'm actually 23, and this is my 12th showcase,
但胆颤心惊没变呐 but the jitters never stop.
估计我不该喝那五杯咖啡 是吧 I probably shouldn't have drank five cups of coffee, though, eh?
不管怎么样 那让你兴粪 Whatever gets you going, though.
是的 我泄了很多粪 Yeah, I'm going a lot.
有痢疾的人一般不容易得肠道癌 People with dysentery are much less likely to get bowel cancer.
这听起来蛮有意思的 That is legitimately interesting.
- 我也知道很多冷知识 - 把它们留着写歌吧 - I know loads of crap facts. - Save it for the song, eh?
我的个人助理 Trevor 会把你们安排在那后面的桌子 My PA, Trevor, will set you up at the back table,
我一会儿就回来 and I'll be back in a bit.
- 谢了 - 没事儿 帅哥 - Thanks. - No probs, sexy.
谢谢夸奖 一会儿见 Well, thank you. Right back at ya.
什么 呃 我是说他 不过 你也是 宝贝 What? Uh, I meant him, but, uh, yeah, you too, toots.
真的很抱歉 I'm really sorry.
没事 不是我的原因吧 It's fine. It's not me, is it?
当然不 只是那个体位 有些太危险 太狂野了 No! Just that position was a little ambitious out of the gates.
你要知道 你依然非常性感 就像Pasty Kensit一样 You know, you're still super-sexy. Like Patsy Kensit.
- Patsy Kensit吗 - 致命武器2里的那个 - Patsy Kensit? - From Lethal Weapon 2.
我知道她是谁 不过那是30年前了吧 I know who she is, but that was, like, 30 years ago.
那又怎么样 复古才是新时尚 抱歉 我又在说蠢话了 So? Retro is the new now-tro. Sorry, I'm babbling.
只是造人实在是太有压力了 It's just a lot of pressure trying to make a new life,
就像是在做上帝的工作 doing God's work.
说到上帝的工作 来试试经典的传教士式怎么样 Speaking of God's work, how about good old missionary?
传教士不错吧 Missionaries are cool, right?
当然 他们帮助人获得食物 教人读书写字 创造新世界 Yeah, they help with food aid, literacy, building worlds,
逼迫我的族人信仰他们的宗教 forcing religion on people who look like me.
没时间聊被殖民压迫的委屈了 Bruce There's no time for colonial grievances, Bruce.
赶紧投入到造人大计中 Get your head in the game.
好了 要不然先来点背部按摩 All right, OK, how about a nice back-rub?
噢 我从不会拒绝背部按摩 Ooh, I never turn down a back-rub.
啊 这里真冷 Brr! It's cold in here.
你应该穿上那件中老年针织衫 You should probably cover up your little chicken arms
把这两条小细胳膊包起来 with your old-man jumper.
我觉得你是对的 I think you're right.
我确实应该更加正视自己的外表 I think I should start to embrace my physicality more,
并由此来表现我的内在本质 tap into my inner immortal.
这是因为刚刚Lex说的吗 现实点 Is that because of what Lex said? Get real.
你15她23 中间差着8年呢 You're 15 and she's 23. There's an eight-year age gap.
这就像把世嘉出的游戏卡带塞到Xbox游戏机里 That'd be like trying to put a Sega cartridge into an Xbox.
世嘉 日本游戏公司 2001年因经营失败停止游戏机硬件生产
她还比你小11岁呢 She's 11 years younger than you,
而我再过几个月就到合法年龄了 and I'm going to be legal in a few months, anyway.
- 世嘉是什么 - 嘿 你们在聊什么呢 - What's a Sega? - Hey, what you two taking about?
- 法律 -世嘉游戏 - Law. - Sega.
- 吸血鬼 - 针织衫 - Vampires. - Jumpers.
都是非常不错的歌曲主题啊 All very good song topics.
现在让我听听你们都写了什么吧 Now, let me hear what you've got.
*你甜蜜又多情* *You're so sweet and saccharine*
*让人难以相信* *I hardly can believe*
*每当我见到你* *When I see you coming*
*牙齿不禁战栗* *Well, I feel it in my teeth...*
能停一下吗 嗯 不够性感 Can I stop you there? Um, not feeling the sexy.
我写的都是性感的爱情歌曲 All I write are sexy love songs.
你得想想非生者的观众群 You've got think about NTL's audience.
我们要的不是那些对于成年人来说性感的东西 It's not about what's sexy to a grown man,
而是那些青春期女孩需要的性感 but what's sexy to a teenage girl.
*贫血的小男孩* *Anaemic little boy*
*总是寡言少语* *With nothing much say*
*不是无性之人* *Not on an asexual spectrum*
*而是优秀之人* *But a spectrum that starts with an "A"*
*想要约那个唯一认识的女孩* *He wants to date the only girl that he knows*
*却忍不住回家看Michael Mosley的节目* *But he's got to go home to watch Michael Mos...ley.*
嘿 你敢玷污Mosley的名声 Hey. Don't you dare besmirch Mosley.
你的确很能即兴创作 You can clearly riff.
现在你需要做的就是找到住在你心里的那个小女生 Now all you have to do is find your inner teen girl.
当然了 她正尖叫着要跑出来呢 Oh, yeah. Sure, she's just screaming to get out.
帮我 我心里没有一个小女孩 Help, I haven't got an inner teen girl!
你有的 每个人内心都住着一个小女孩 Yes, you do. We all have an inner teen girl.
Penelope Penelope?
你好 Errol 好久没跟你说话了 "Yes, errol? Haven't spoken to you in a while."
我知道 抱歉 我最近在忙着学业 I know. Sorry, I've been rather busy with my school work.
你过得怎样 How have you been?
我过得很好 "I've been very well.
不过我有时也希望我们能多聊聊 "Sometimes I do wish we spoke more, though.
我想你应该还不知道 我已经通过了舞蹈考试 "I passed my dance exams, I don't suppose you knew."
不 抱歉 我应该多和你发短信的 No, sorry. I should've texted.
很想继续跟你聊下去 Penelope I'd love to carry on with this conversation, Penelope,
但Andy舅舅有一个问题想问你 but Uncle Andy has a question for you.
你 喜欢哪一类歌曲 What...sort of songs do you like...
Penelope ..Penelope?
我喜欢那些讲姐妹情谊的歌 "I like songs about strong female friendships,
或者夏天派对歌曲 新舞曲之类 "Party songs for the summer and songs about new dance steps.
但是什么都比不上 "But I love nothing more than..."
- 噢天哪 - 怎么了你没事吧 - Oh, God. - What, what's wrong?
现在捏着嗓音说话比以前难多了 That voice is a lot harder than it used to be.
完蛋 如果我被炒了 Crap! If I get fired,
那Marsh就不会给我出道的机会了 then Marsh isn't going to give me a shot at a solo career,
那我该怎么办啊 and then what am I going to do?
- 我一个真正的青春期女孩都不认识 - 谁说你不认识 - I don't know any real teen girls. - Yes, you do.
"嗨 Tiff" "Hey, Tiff!"
我是你Andy舅舅 It's Uncle Andy.
你才不是我舅舅 You're not my uncle.
论血缘不是 Well, not technically,
但你是我姐姐的未婚夫的前妻的女儿 所以 but you're my yet-to-be-married brother-in-law's ex-step daughter, so...
你想干嘛Andy 我在我妈家 What do you want, Andy? I'm at my mum's.
我想请你帮个忙 I have a favour to ask.
呃 Uh...
你们好啊 女士们 来这儿看发布会吗 Good day, my ladies. Here for the old showcase?
我们昨天晚上就到了 We've been here since last night.
我们超爱非生者 你也是他们的粉丝吗 We love NTL so much. Are you a fan?
实际上 我是这里的工作人员 Actually I'm here in a professional capacity.
- 不会吧 你是歌手吗 - 我是作曲人 - No way. Are you a singer? - Songwriter.
正在给他们写歌呢 出来透个气 Working on a song for them now. Just taking a break.
让大脑休息休息 Mental recharge.
我可以问你们一个问题吗 你们喜欢什么样的男生 Can I ask you ladies a question? What sort of guys do you fancy?
- 我只喜欢书里的男孩 - 你是说哪一种 - I only fancy boys in books. - What kind of boys?
- 绿眼睛的 - 只是绿眼睛而已 - Green eyes. - Just green eyes?
绿眼睛 还有神秘的皇室气息 Green eyes and secret royalty.
都是皇室了怎么还神秘呢 How can you be secret royalty?
就好比在普通学校上学的王子或者公爵 Like a prince or a duke, but he goes to normal school.
伪装成平民那种 You know, in disguise.
- 那你觉得什么最浪漫 - 三角恋 - And what do you find romantic? - 'Love triangles.'
就像 女孩必须要选择 Like, she has to choose...
- 我猜猜 是从王子和公爵中选一个是吧 - 差不多 - Let me guess, prince over duke? - 'Mostly.'
- 你问完了吗 - 当然 - Are we done? - Sure.
你没觉得Errol很有吸引力吧 You don't find Errol attractive, do you?
我是说 他看起来就像竹节虫和呐喊那幅画的结合体 I mean he looks a cross between a stick insect and that Scream painting.
现在女孩的审美应该不是那样吧 Girls don't find THAT attractive now, do they?
再见 Andy Bye, Andy.
慢一点 你能再重复一下那个短信的事儿吗 Slow down, can you go over that bit about the texting again?
好的 就是当你偷了他的手机 OK, so when you steal his phone
看到他在和别的小婊砸在发色情短信 and then you see he's been sexting some other bitch,
你就装作是那个女的给他回短信 and then you sext him pretending to be her
然后她过来发现了 and then she comes over
你们就扭打在一起还被别人录了下来 and you get into a massive cat fight and someone films it.
噢稍等 你经历过这事儿 Oh, wait, that's happened to you?
是啊 或者是你在Snapchat上发裸照 Yeah, or like when you send nudes on Snapchat,
但是后来你分手了 but then you break up,
你前男友说不给钱就把照片公开出去 and he asks for ransom or he'll, like, put them up online,
但是你会说"裸体没什么好羞耻的 #身体万岁" but you're like "I'm proud of all of this. #BodyPos."
但这不是违法的吗 Isn't all of this illegal?
- 男生举动疯狂 就说明他爱你 - 这就是爱的激情啊 - If he acts crazy, that means he loves you. - That's passion.
你们觉得成熟一点的女人也喜欢这些吗 Do you think older women are into that too?
原来你在这儿啊 There you are.
美女们 这个小呆子烦着你们了吗 Ladies, is this little nerd bothering you?
他是你爸吗 Is he your dad?
我是他又年轻又酷的舅舅 就像欢乐满屋里的Jesse舅舅 I'm his young, cool uncle. Like Uncle Jesse from Full House.
- 欢乐满屋是什么 - 谷歌一下 - What's Full House? - Google it.
你们在聊什么呢 电子烟 酒精饮料 聊天表情 So, what are you lot talking about? Vaping? Alcopops? Emojis?
- 没什么 - 没什么 - Nothing. - Nothing.
- 难以置信 - 我也觉得 - I don't believe it. - I know.
那些女孩简直不可理喻 她们脑子里都是狗血剧情 Those girls were demented. All they care about is drama.
怎么不关心一下气候变化 What about climate change,
移民危机或者欧盟面临的解体问题 the refugee crisis, or dissolution of the EU?
不 我是说我不敢相信她们害怕我 No, I can't believe that they were sacred of me.
我曾经可是少女杀手 I used to be a hit with teenage girls,
现在我就是个恶心的老大叔 and now I'm just a gross old guy.
她们都不喜欢我 我怎么可能给她们写出好歌 How can I write a song for them if they don't even like me?
别乱想了 你现在需要重拾信心 Snap out of it, you just need a confidence boost.
好吧 快说些我的优点 OK. Tell me something nice about myself.
我说没用 要一个真心的人说 Not from me. From someone who means it.
- 雷猴啊 - Gwen - Yello? - Gwen.
你觉得我是个什么样的人 What did you see in me?
哦不是吧 你的灵魂又产生认同危机了 Oh, no, are you having another dark night of the soul?
- 不 不是 - 你又有一首歌要我主唱 - No, no. - "You need me to sing lead vocals" on another track
因为你终于意识到 cos you finally realised
我比你唱歌好听多了 I'm a better singer than you?
想得美 You wish!
- 那到底是什么事 - 是这样 - What is it, then? - It's just
我性感吗 am I sexy?
我就当你说是了 I'll take that as a yes.
我说了别接这个电话 I told you not to take that call.
我知道 但是事关Andy 不知道什么时候就生死攸关了 I know, but with Andy, you never know if it's life or death.
抱歉 Andy 电视声音太大了 Sorry, Andy, the TV's on really loud.
我关小一点 I'll turn it down.
你之前为什么喜欢我 Why did you like me?
我是说 你比我小九岁 I mean, you're nine years younger than me,
是什么吸引了你 what was the attraction?
这个嘛 我喜欢有体毛旺盛的男人 Well, I like hairy-beary guys,
你又能搞到很好的大麻 and you had great weed.
而且我还喜欢感情脆弱的男人 Plus I'm into emotionally fragile men.
或者可能是因为我活儿好吗 Or how about I was a massive stud?
我是说 你以前挺喜欢 I mean, you used to love
我舌头上的工夫的 不是吗 that thing I did with my tongue, didn't you?
是Casper在吗 Is that Casper?
嘿 活儿好的男人 Hey, stud!
噢 他挂了 Ooh! Bye!
他用舌头干什么了 What thing he did with his tongue?
他用舌头写歌词 He'd write lyrics with his tongue,
让我猜是哪一首歌 and I'd have to guess the song.
让我对Cool For Cats这首歌有了全新的体验 It gave me a whole new appreciation for Cool For Cats.
那我也让你感受一下全新的体验 I'll show your cat what's cool.
- 我睡着多久了 - 两个小时 - How long have I been asleep? - Two hours.
两个小时了 Shit! Two hours?
我知道我知道 三颗卵子呢 但是你睡得那么香 I know, I know, three eggs, but you looked so serene.
哦天哪 你的后背按摩太舒服了 Oh, man, those back-rubs are lethal.
是时候来个撩人的背部按摩了
哦爽
你在创作新的漫画吗 Are you working on a new comic?
是啊 但是还没完成 Yes. But...it's not finished.
五分钟后
准备好来个 耳鬓厮磨了吗
永远自摸
乳液
哦爽 大男孩
嗷 干什么 Ow! What?
*我有一双绿眼睛* *I've got green eyes I've counted two*
*性感照片只为你* *I sent those pictures just for you*
*蓝色血液绿眼睛* *My blood is blue My eyes are green*
*撩人短信给你听* *My texts for you They were obscene*
*女孩打架的时候* *I saw the cat fight from my phone*
*偷偷录下小视频* *I filmed it on my mobile phone*
*皇室血统很神秘* *I am a secret royalty*
*看透一切的绿眼睛* *I have green eyes they help me see*
*绿眼睛* *Green!*
歌词里的绿眼睛 是暗喻什么吗 The green eyes. Is that, like, a metaphor?
什么 不 那个 那个就是绿色的眼睛 What? No, the...the... I mean, they're just green eyes.
我以为你们女孩儿都喜欢 I thought that's what you girls liked.
的确 的确 只是 我一听见"绿眼睛"就想到嫉妒 Sure, sure. It's just, I hear "Green eyes", I think jealousy.
谁嫉妒 嫉妒什么 Who's jealous? Of what?
你觉得女孩打架和录视频那段怎么样 What did you think of the cat fight and the filming it part?
那段还挺酷的 That bit was kind of cool.
是这样 曲子不错 Look, the tune is good.
你们需要再把握一下歌词感情 You just need to know the emotional through line.
再试试吧 你们可以的 Keep trying. I'm sure you'll crack it.
你听见了吗 她说我挺酷的 You hear that? She thinks I'm kind of cool
她的"挺酷"就像说Screech说"有点帅" She said "Kinda cool" Like Screech is "Kinda handsome".
- Screech是什么 - <救命下课铃>里的角色 - What's Screech? - Saved By The Bell.
救命下课铃 首播于1989年的美国校园喜剧
又是一个老掉牙的东西 Was that another old thing?
她说唯一不错的是曲子 曲子都是我写的 She said the only good part was the tune, and that was all me.
Andy舅舅 你总是能钓到女孩 Look, Uncle Andy, you always get the girl.
就不能给我一个机会吗 Can't you just give me this one shot?
如果我失败了 也算是倒在自己剑下 And if I fall, it'll be on my own sword.
我可听说你用你的"剑"干别的事情 I hear you've been doing a lot more than falling on it.
好啦 你去吧 Fine, you go for it.
事实上 我还可以帮帮你 我很了解年长一点的女人 In fact, I'll even help. I know loads about older ladies.
- 你真的愿意 - 当然了 不然舅舅是干嘛的 - You'd do that for me? - Sure, pal, what are uncles for?
首先 我会讲个带颜色的段子开场 First, I'll open up with a cheeky joke,
比如 嗯 经常吹萨克斯的人叫什么 like, uh, what do you call a person who plays too much saxophone?
- 什么 - 萨克斯瘾者 - What? - A sax addict.
[谐音"性"]
然后我就会讲讲艺术 文学 音乐什么的 Then I'll move on to talk about art, literature and music.
然后我就会借机小小地自夸一下 And then I'll slip in a humble brag.
Nicola Sturgeon在Twitter上关注我了 Nicola Sturgeon followed me on Twitter.
Nicola Sturgeon 苏格兰首席大臣 苏格兰民族党党魁
- 你听说过否定吗 - 你指两个负整数相加吗 - Have you heard of negging? - Like adding negative integers?
是一种用摧毁自尊方式表达的称赞 It's a compliment that's also a subtle knock to her self-esteem.
你为什么要这样呢 Why would you want to do that?
为了让她渴望你的认可 To make her crave your approval.
例如 你让我想起了我的小妹妹 她真的是一个呆子 Example - you remind me of my little sister. She's a real nerd.
你来接一个 Now your turn.
我喜欢你的手 看起来很柔软 但是 并不是太软 I like your hands. They look soft, but not...too soft.
不行 再来一个 No. Again.
- 你好 你迷路了吗 - 为什么这么问 - Hi, are you lost? - Why?
因为你在四处远望 Because you've got a far-off look.
也许你是一个梦想家 Maybe you're a dreamer.
也许你只是害怕被人们看到你本来的样子 Or maybe you're scared that people can see what you really are.
一个痛苦不堪的骗子 想要抓住幸福的碎片 A bitter impostor grasping at shreds of bliss
却只能任由真正的快乐从指间溜走 while real happiness falls through your fingers,
内心深处知道自己永远不能 knowing that you'll never
拥有那曾极度渴望的生活 have the life that you desperately crave.
你的内心支离破碎 You're too broken inside.
- 要我给你倒杯饮料吗 - 好 好呀 - Can I get you a drink? - Bet...better.
对了 我喜欢你胡子现出的灰白 Also, I like the grey in your beard.
像个德高望重的犹太祭司 It's distinguished like a rabbi.
好了 别说了 OK, we get it!
一会儿来找我 好吗 好的 Get back to me, yeah? OK, cool, nice.
Marsh很快就要到了 你们写好新一版的歌词了吗 Marsh will be here soon. You guys got new lyrics ready?
还没有 但是我 我喜欢你的老年鞋 No, but I...I like your old-lady shoes.
啊 谢谢 Uh...thanks.
我从你妈妈那儿拿过来的 Um, I got them off your mum.
你虽然可以换掉鞋子 Well, at least you can change your shoes.
但是你换不掉你的脸 Shame about...your...face.
你是在否定我吗 Are you negging me?
没有 你怎么会有这么傻的想法 No, what gave you that dumb idea?
你这个蠢萌小可爱 You stupid cutie!
可惜了 祝你下次好运吧 Mmm, too bad. Better luck next time.
她说我可爱 She called me cute.
嗨 Errol Psst! Hey, Errol.
你们好 姑娘们 你们是要 Ooh, hello, girls. Are you, uh...
你们看起来很累 You're...you're looking all very tired.
都是因为等太久了 It's from all this waiting.
是的 那祝你们等待好运了 Yeah, good luck checking in with all those...bags.
或许你可以帮我们早点进去 带我们观光一下 Maybe you could help us get in early, give us a tour?
我们会报答你的 We'd make it worth your while.
嘿 Andy 你准备好了吗 我喝多了咖啡又激动又亢奋 Hey, Andy, you ready for me? I'm caffeinated and fascinated.
而且我们快没有时间了 所以 And plus we're running low on time, so...
听着 我想和你道歉 Look, I just want to say I'm sorry
如果我之前表现的防范心太重 if I came across as defensive earlier.
我是一个充满热情又很敏感的人 你懂吗 I'm a passionate and sensitive guy, you know?
我无法控制 I can't switch it off.
当我在纸上写下歌词 这是一种天赋也是一种诅咒 When I write - and between the sheets. It's a gift and a curse.
大部分是天赋 Mostly a gift.
哥们 你并不用道歉 Dude, you have nothing to apologise for.
我只是想让你发自内心地写词 I just want you to write from an honest place.
好了 加油 过来抱一个 Now, come on, bring it in.
- Lex - 好了 一会儿见 - Lex! - OK, BRB.
我期待你的歌词 I want to hear some lyrics.
- 这都是啥啊 - 我也不知道 - What was all that about? - I don't know.
一分钟前我们还在讨论音乐进展 One minute we were discussing chord progressions,
接下来她就过来抱住我了 and the next, she was all over me.
难道这里就不能让人好好工作吗 Can't a guy get any work done around here?
那一拨人是干啥的 参加女权活动吗 What's with the posse, joining the suffragettes?
他们求我带她们来后台转一圈 看来我魅力无法挡啊 They begged me for a backstage tour. Turns out I'm irresistible.
- 嘿 那是我的宝贝吗 - 嘿 男朋友 - Hey, is that my baby? - Hey, boyfriend!
"男朋友" "Boyfriend"?
难怪她能当上他们的制作人 完全是裙带关系 Of course that's why she's their producer. Total nepotism!
严格来说 是亲属关系 Well, technically, it's cronyism.
Josh 你认识Andy的 Josh, you know Andy,
这是他的外甥 兼音乐上的合作人 and that's his nephew, co-writer
也是一个小帅哥 Errol and all-round cutie, Errol.
幸亏 有一瞬间我还以为是来取代我的人呢 Phew! For a second I thought I was meeting my replacement.
- T恤不错 小朋友 - 事实上 那是我的T恤 - Nice shirt, little man. - Actually, that's MY shirt.
而且我也不小 我的年龄要大于100当中的前14个数 And I'm not little. I'm in the top 15th percentile for my age.
我觉得最好让Josh先听听曲子 在告诉Marsh之前 I thought it'd be good for Josh to hear the track before Mar...
见鬼 是Marsh Oh, shit, it's Marsh.
好的 好的 很好 Yeah, yeah. Great.
- 真是个二货 - 他是无法满足她的需求的 - What an idiot. - He's not going to provide for her needs.
我可以处理税务 并且最大限度得到退税 I could do our taxes and maximise our return.
看看他瘦小的身体 我估计他根本没法抱别人 And look at his little torso, I bet he's a shit big spoon.
他连最好的早午餐地点都不知道 我猜他都是在网上查的 He doesn't even know the best brunch spots. Bet he uses Time Out.
她应该和一个深谙自由职业者之繁琐复杂 She should start afresh with someone young
的年轻人重新开始一段感情 who understands the intricacies of self-employed status.
要不然去喜欢一个有驾照的 Or she could go for someone with a driving licence
同时也可以合法买到酒的人也行 and can legally buy alcohol.
我跟你提到过我知道怎么酿酒吗 Did I mention I know how to brew alcohol?
不是我吹嘘自己啊 Not to toot my own horn.
你确实很喜欢自吹自擂 And you do like to toot it.
紧急通知 Marsh会在30分钟内赶到 Code red, guys. Marsh will be here in 30 minutes.
我应该 嗯 跟我的观光小队告别了 Well, I should, uh, relieve myself of my tour group.
姑娘们 Girls!
我找不到我的姑娘们了 I've lost my girls.
姑娘们 Girls!
- 我们看见你跟Josh说话了 - 哦 他呀 - We saw you talking to Josh. - Oh, him.
你可以给我们引见一下吗 Josh是我的最爱 Can you introduce us? Josh is my absolute fave.
我最爱的是Liam 其次就是Josh Well, Liam's my favourite and then Josh,
但是我站Losh这对CP 所以把我介绍给他们两个谁都行 but I ship "Losh", so I'm good either way.
我可不想惹麻烦 I don't want to get in any trouble.
你很可爱 你让我想起了我的弟弟 他也是一个懦夫 You're cute, you remind me of my brother. He's also a coward.
你在否定我吗 Are you negging me?
我们可不是在否定你 我们这是在央求你 We're not negging. We're begging.
求你了 你这么好看的人怎么可能心狠呢 Please, you're too cute to be mean!
- 求你啦 求你啦 我们可以做任何事 - 求你啦 - Come on, come on, we'll do anything... - Please...
- 求你啦 - 求你啦 - Please! - Please!
女士们 Ladies!
控制一下自己 Control yourselves.
Andy Andy.
我来问你一个问题 Let me ask you a question,
你要实话实说 and, uh, answer me honestly.
好的 Ok.
十七厘米 扯扯能有十八厘米 6.75 inches. 7 if I pull on it.
你说啥呢 不是这个 What? No.
- 你对爱情小说怎么看 - 垃圾 - What do you think about romance novels? - Rubbish.
那么诸如小马 玩偶 吸血鬼 这些少女萌物呢 And girlie things like ponies, dolls and sparkly vampires?
垃圾 垃圾 更垃圾 Crap, crap and more crap.
那么 少年乐队呢 And...boy bands?
没关系的 说出来就好 It's all right, just let it out.
我讨厌他们 我讨厌他们和他们的音乐 行了吗 I hate them. I hate them and their music, all right?
他们都是大红一时 徒有其表的幼稚的流行垃圾 They're disposable, insubstantial bubble-gum pop crap.
只有少女才喜欢他们 所以你认为他们不如你 And only teen girls love them, so you think it's beneath you.
你打算写一首烂歌 And you're trying to write a bad song
因为你认为那是听众们自找的 because you think that's what the audience deserves.
Andy Andy...
披头士曾经也是少年乐队 the Beatles were a boyband.
性手枪也是包装出来的流行团体 The Pistols were a manufactured pop group.
如果你剥去表面那些浮躁的东西 Once you strip it back,
将会看到纯粹的曲调和歌词 all you're left with are chords and lyrics.
歌曲就是歌曲 A song is a song.
所有的听众都值得你全部的努力 And all audiences deserve your best effort.
所以 你的意思是 So, what you're saying...
就是说 is that it's almost as if...
青春期少女们 ..Teenage girls...
也是人 ..Are people.
你好 我是Lance 你的电脑专家 Hi, I'm Lance, your IT specialist.
我想你家里有一台需要修理的电脑 是吗 I understand you have a computer that needs servicing.
你的硬盘里面有病毒了 You've got malware on your hard drive
这是你下载了太多的淫秽电影导致的 from downloading too much filthy pornography.
噢 天啊 Oh, dear...
是的 这很严重的 黄片啊 Yeah, it's quite serious...pornography.
我真是个坏女孩 那么你要做什么呢 I've been a naughty girl, I guess, so what you going to do?
嗯 我要格式化你的硬盘 Well, I'll just have to reformat your hard drive from scratch.
天啊 我希望你的系统启动盘还在 Jesus, I hope you still have your OS start discs.
我说 你要对我做点什么 But what are you going to do to me?
和你进行严肃的谈话 Give you a stern talking to about
告诉你以后可以访问哪些网站 which websites you visit in the future.
我建议你下载一个AdBlock 然后建立一个白名单 I suggest downloading AdBlock and creating a whitelist,
而且你应该使用隐身浏览模式 and you should use private browsing mode
定期清理缓存文件 and delete these cookies regularly.
- 别担心 我们都会犯错的 - Bruce - It's fine, we all make mistakes. - Bruce...
太专业了吗 Too technical?
我们的对话从性暗示直接到了电脑技术支持 It's moved away from sexual fantasy into actual IT support.
对不起 我不说清楚术语不舒服 Sorry, I just get really annoyed when the jargon's not accurate.
这并没有把我们从我们的舒适区中带出来 This isn't getting us out of our comfort zone enough.
很难在这些压力下还保持新鲜感 It's hard keeping it fresh with all this pressure.
- 我只是希望我们可以做一些自然而然的事 - 并且得下流 - I just wish we could do something spontaneous... - And filthy.
非常 非常下流 就是那种 非常淫秽恶心的下流 Really, really filthy, like, properly nasty disgusting filth.
是的 没有什么比Andy的公寓更下流了 Yep, nothing more filthy than Andy's flat.
弗洛伊德在这里都会性奋不已的 Freud would have a field day with this one.
救命 教我怎么停止散发魅力 Help. Teach me to stop being sexy.
这是家族诅咒 我也无能为力 It's a family curse, what am I supposed to do?
你偷走了我的魔力 You've stolen my mojo.
我就不应该把我的T恤给你 I should've never given you all my T-shirts.
不是因为T恤 是因为我 我在变形 It's not the T-shirts - it's me. I'm metamorphosing.
我懂了 青春期是你的现实卡夫卡 We get it. Puberty is Kafkaesque.
卡夫卡式的恐惧其实并不是指身体 Kafkaesque doesn't actually refer to body horror,
它指的是噩梦般的官僚体系 但是管他呢 it means nightmarishly bureaucratic, but whatever.
是啊 管他什么"学术词汇"先生 Oh, yeah, whatever Mr I-Know-Big-Words.
告诉我 G点在哪儿 Riddle me this, where's the G-spot?
别瞎扯 Irrelevant.
你只是因为Lex更喜欢我而嫉妒 You're just jealous cos Lex likes me more than you.
你开玩笑吧 你是追不到她的 You're kidding yourself. She's out of your league.
你最亲密的一段关系 The closest you've ever come to a girlfriend
- 就是和你的右手产生的 - 哦 是吗 - is "Rosie Palm" And her five friends. - Oh, yeah?
至少我没有性病 Well, at least I don't have genital warts,
以后也不会有 因为我接种了HPV疫苗 and I never will because I've had the HPV vaccine.
我也没有性病啊 至少现在不再有了 I mean, I don't have genital warts either, um, any...anymore.
算了 我放弃了 That's it. I'm done here.
我就直接告诉Marsh一切都结束了 I'll just tell Marsh it's over and then,
再见了 我的独唱事业 so long, solo career.
去跟你那千千万万的女朋友们告别吧 Go and say goodbye to your eight million girlfriends,
我们要走了 we're leaving.
你这样的花姑娘在这里干嘛呀 What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
你说得对啊 Josh Oh, you were right, Josh.
我已经失去魅力了 我不再吸引人了 I've lost it. I don't have sex appeal any more.
我就像<史酷比>中的Freddie Prinze Jr I'm like Freddie Prinze Jr after Scooby-Doo.
现在我眼看着我的书呆外甥走上了魅力巅峰 And now I've got to watch my nerd nephew rise to the top of the mountain
而我却被落在了无人问津的山脚 while I get put out to pasture.
从现在开始就是穿羊毛吃野果的日子了 And now it's cardigans and prunes from here on out.
快闭嘴吧 我说的是那首歌没有性吸引力 Oh, shut it, I said the song had no sex appeal,
不是你 你个二货 not you, you numpty.
我觉得你性感到爆炸 I think you're sexy as fuck.
真的吗 你不是在瞎吹捧我吧 Really? You're not just...blowing smoke?
我确实想"吹"点啥 I would like to blow something.
我是说 你对我来说有点年轻 I mean, you're a bit on the young side for me,
但是我喜欢熟男老爸 but I love a good DILF.
- 我其实还没当爹 - 随便了 - Well, I'm not actually a dad... - Whatever.
你随时都可以做我的爸爸 You can be my daddy any time.
你就庆幸我已经有另一半吧 Just count yourself lucky that I am taken.
另一半是Lex吗 Cos you're dating Lex, right?
不 不爱女人 她只是我的闺蜜 No, wrong team. She's just a bestie.
回见 帅哥 嗷呜 See you around, hot stuff. Woof.
嗷呜 Woof.
*宝贝女孩* *Baby girl*
*我一直在注视着你* *I've been watching you*
*奇妙的情绪在发酵* *Something strange is happening*
*内心深处也似咆哮* *I feel it deep inside Oooh*
*从未感觉如此脆弱 是你教我敞开心扉* *Never been so vulnerable You've left me open wide*
*每当你的名字响起来 我居心不良远远躲开* *Every time your name comes up this jackal tries to hide*
*当你的吻落在别人嘴唇* *Oooh When I saw you kissing*
*我心上的玫瑰随之枯萎* *Something deep within me died*
*为你如痴如狂 快要丧失理智* *I've been going crazy girl I've nearly lost my mind*
*绿眼睛的怪物 堕入爱情的网* *Green-eyed In fact, I'm past insanity*
*已在丧失边缘* *So nearly is too kind Oooh*
*你网上的照片 轻而易举不难寻觅* *Your picture's on the internet It wasn't hard to find*
*我却看不见你 这绿眼睛让我失明* *Didn't see it coming cos this green eye's made me blind*
*绿眼睛的怪物 和你缠绵到底* *Green-eyed monster Work your body*
*缠绵 缠绵 缠绵到底* *Work, work your body Oooh*
*目视你穿过那房间* *Watching you across the room*
*绿眼睛的怪物 和你缠绵到底* *Green-eyed monster Work your body*
*缠绵 缠绵 缠绵到底* *Work, work your body Oooh*
*目视你穿过那房间* *Watching you across the room Ah, ah, yeah*
*我去看了一个医生* *I went to the doctor*
*带着个绿眼睛怪物* *With a green-eyed monster*
*她说一切尽在掌握 她说什么* *Said she could handle it What did she say?*
*但是要你花笔大钱* *But it's going to cost ya*
*我放弃食物和睡眠 日日夜夜无所适从* *I've given up on food and sleep I don't know what to do*
*站在我面前的混蛋 都他妈的是谁和谁* *Who are all these assholes stood before me in the queue?*
*噩梦成为现实 就不再是妄想* *It isn't paranoia if it turns out to be true*
*你告诉我 一切结束 徒留我在这儿* *You've told me it was over now you've left me feeling*
*绿眼睛的怪物* *Green-eyed monster Ye-ea-ah*
*我曾经作的恶 代价已付* *I've been paying for my sins Ye-ea-ah*
*绿眼睛的怪物 从未胜出* *Green-eyed monster never wins*
*绿眼睛的怪物* *Green-eyed monster Ye-ea-ah*
*我已经尝试了所有办法* *I've been trying everything Ye-ea-ah*
*我甚至掏过你的垃圾桶* *I've been going through your bins.*
绿眼睛是嫉妒的隐喻 Green eyes as a metaphor for jealousy.
很聪明 Josh 你怎么看 Clever. Josh, verdict.
这首歌会让修女都怀孕的 It'll get nuns pregnant.
欢迎来到黑暗世界 Welcome to the dark side.
你刚写好了你的第一首男团歌曲 You've just written your first boy-band song.
没有你我是做不到的 Well, couldn't have done it without you.
我想我对Zayn的经历有了新的认识和敬佩 I think I have a new-found respect for what Zayn went through.
青春期的女孩可能要比寨卡病毒还要可怕 Teenage girls can be scarier than the Zika virus.
- 哦 天啊 - 女士们 现在不是时候 - Oh, my God! - Ladies, not now.
Errol 你可以站到一边吗 Errol, can you step aside?
是的 你挡住我们看Josh了 Yeah, you're blocking our view of Josh.
该开工啦 Well, time to get to work.
你们俩要等发布会演出吗 You guys staying for the showcase?
我要回家了 今晚洗衣服 I got to get home, laundry night.
不过Errol可以留下来 Errol might stay, though.
Lex 我不太懂谈恋爱的事 我只想说 Lex, I have no artistry in this area, but here goes.
我非常喜欢你 你对年纪小一点的男生有兴趣吗 I dig you, and, uh, what do you think of younger guys?
再有几个月我就到合法年龄了 I'm going to be legal in a few months, anyway.
你还不适合跟20多岁的女生谈恋爱 You're not ready for a woman in her 20s.
但是 我已经很成熟了 But...I'm mature for my age.
听着 你很帅 我也很喜欢你的T恤 Look, you're very cute, and I love your T-shirt,
但是我需要一个在Facebook创立之前出生的人 but I need a guy who remembers before Facebook was invented,
而你也需要一个跟你年纪相仿的女孩 and you need a nice person closer to your age.
你懂了吗 You feel me?
Andy舅舅 等等 等等 Uncle Andy, wait, wait, wait.
跟Lex聊得怎么样 What happened with Lex?
我刚想起今晚是<倒计时>的决赛了 I just remembered it's the Countdown finals tonight.
我喜欢看Rachel Riley狂喷那些元音 I love watching Rachel Riley bash out those vowels.
你懂了吗 "狂喷" 这是一个关于自慰的笑话 Get it? Bash out. Because it's a masturbation joke.
我懂了 事实上那让我想起了 I get it. Actually that reminds me...
- 这应该可以让你忙一阵子了 - 谢谢 - Those should keep you busy for a while. - Thank you.
我们或许需要一个规则 And we should probably make a rule
比如 不要再争抢同一个姑娘 to, uh, not fight over the same girl again.
- 我并没有跟你争抢 相信我 - 好吧 - There was no contest. Trust me. - If you say so.
箱子里是啥 What's in the box?
- 只是Andy舅舅的旧色情杂志 - 哦 - Oh, it's just Uncle Andy's old porn mags. - Oh.
三颗卵子表现怎么样了 So, how did the three-egging go?
还不清楚 才刚放入"精华" Not sure yet, I only just put the batter in.
噢 我来这里是因为 我要去 Uh, oh, I must've come... I'm going to go.
嘿 好久没聊啦 Hey, long time, no chat.
最近怎么样 How's it going?
- 你是Andy King吗 - 是的 - 'This Andy King?' - Yeah.
你的朋友把手机落在了我的出租车上 'Your friend left her phone in the back of my cab.'
你是她通讯录的收藏联系人第一位 You're top of her favourites.
真的吗 Really?
你住在哪里 我去找你 Where do you live? I'll drop it off.
你要从纽约来找我吗 You're going to drop it off. What, from New York?
我听起来像是纽约人吗 Do I sound like I'm in New York?
你的朋友把手机落在了我的黑色出租车里 Your friend left her phone in my black cab.
她在伦敦 哥们 She's in London, mate.'
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