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前情回顾
你们想让我来演那个老胖子的角色 谢了 You want me for the old fat guy's part? Thanks.
-我们没想让你演 -再说一次 谢了 - We don't want you. - Again, thanks.
我们拉到了马特·勒布朗 We got Matt LeBlanc!
什么 What?!
最好的部分是 And the best part--
默克又对这部戏燃起了激情 Merc's excited about the show again.
他什么时候对这戏没激情了 When did he stop being excited about the show?
没啊 Never.
马特跟我说了关于他角色的改动 Matt's been telling me about the changes for his character.
改动 Changes?
说他不再扮演校长了 How he's not gonna be a headmaster anymore.
怎么的 How's that?
我很喜欢他扮演教练 I love that he's a coach.
教练 A coach?
-曲棍球教练 -大爱 - A lacrosse coach. - Love it!
可都是贝佛利的点子 It was Beverly's idea.
我就是对曲棍球不太确定 I'm just not sure about lacrosse.
是不是有点太曲棍了 Is it too lacrossey?
我懂你的意思 I know what you mean.
-冰球怎么样 -冰球不错 - How about hockey? - Ooh, hockey works!
我们可以命名为《冰球小子》 We could call it Pucks!
第三集
那家小酒店叫什么名字来着 What was the name of that little hotel
位于法国蔚蓝海岸
费拉角那家 in Cap Ferrat?
阳台摇摇欲坠 With the precarious balcony and the, um--
还有个肥肥的吉他手 the fat guitar player?
勒 Le...
什么什么什么 Bleh Bleh Bleh.
就那个 Yes.
我还挺喜欢那地方的 I liked that place.
我们十二小时就能到那 We could be there in 12 hours.
抱歉 Sorry.
我今天提心吊胆的 I'm dreading today.
我倒还挺兴奋的 I'm quite excited.
这不就如你所愿了 And there you have it.
不要啊 No-o-o-o!
咱们就在床上腻一天嘛 Let's just stay in bed all day.
恐怕不行 Afraid not.
我允许你跟我 I let you have, uh...
云雨一番 the sex with me.
真浪漫 Oh. Romantic.
喂喂 那可不是个把手 Hello! It's not a handle!
行不通的 That's not gonna work.
-是吗 -是啊 别闹了 - Oh, really? - Yeah, come on.
得起床了 No, we have to get up.
我看你是起来了 I believe you are up.
这智慧 这双关 Ohh. The wit, the wordplay--
诺埃尔·科沃德 英国著名剧作家 作品因机智和高雅的对话而闻名
简直就是在跟诺埃尔·科沃德上床嘛 it's like being in bed with Noel Coward.
恐怕这跟和诺埃尔·科沃德上床 I suspect it's nothing like being in bed
差了十万八千里 with Noel Coward.
别闹了 宝贝 真的 No, sweetheart, seriously--
这样不行 没时间了 we can't do this. We don't have time for this.
我们得去 我们 We have to go--We--
不能迟到的 这事很 We can't be late. We've got a very--
今天这事很重要 Oh, we've got a very big day.
不要 求你了 别闹了 Please-- No, please, don't.
去他妈的 Fuck it.
好吧 先说好 不许磨蹭 最多两分钟 All right, listen. No dawdling. Two minutes tops.
-五分钟 -五分钟 你是想来两次吗 - Five. - Five?! Are we doing it twice?
你好 对不起迟到了 路上太堵了 Hey. Sorry we're late. Hideous traffic.
-电视台的人呢 -刚到 - Where's the network? - Just got here.
哈哈哈 Ha ha ha!
日安 兄弟 Good day, mates!
你那恐怕是澳洲口音 Ha ha. I'm afraid that's Australian.
是吗 Really?
梅丽尔·斯特里普 美国女演员 风格多变擅长口音
看我 都成梅丽尔·斯特里普了 Well, look at me-- I'm Meryl Streep.
看看你 Look at you.
马特 Matty!
你好啊 Hey!
开始吧 激动死了 Here we go. So exciting.
-很喜欢新的冰球设计 -太喜欢了 - Love the new hockey stuff. - Totally.
有人觉得热吗 Is anyone else hot?
某人可真是豁出去了啊 Someone has let herself go.
快过来 Come here, you!
-他们有一腿 -真的吗 - They had a thing. - Really?
嗯 大约十五年前吧 Yeah, like, 15 years ago.
十五年前 15 years ago?
她多大了 How old is she?
我知道 她实在不可思议 I know. She looks amazing.
大概是第一批美国移民 Came over on the Mayflower.
真是美妙啊 That won't get annoying.
话说 咱们该开工了 So, we should get started.
默克一小时后还要参加另一个剧本阅读 Merc has another table read in an hour.
好吧 Oh, all right.
各位 咱们开工吧 Everyone, uh... shall we do this?
日程似乎有点紧呢 Apparently, we're on a tight schedule.
玛丽·波平斯 电影《欢乐满人间》中的善良仙女
各位 开始吧 听玛丽·波平斯指挥 Come on, everybody! Listen to Mary Poppins!
按"日"程进行吧 We are on a schedule.
工程停一下 Hold the work!
你们先开始吧 Oh. Go ahead, start.
我马上过去 I'll be there in a sec.
开始吧 开始吧 Go, go, go, go, go.
冰球小子第一集 第一幕 Pucks Pilot, Act One.
内景 圣艾班学校图书馆 Interior, St. Abban's Academy library.
二十五岁左右的图书管理员妮柯拉·麦卡琴 The librarian, Nicola McCutcheon, mid-twenties,
正在办公桌后面整理书本 is behind the desk, stacking books.
默克 没关系 我们可以等你的 Merc, it's no problem. We can wait.
干吗 我不能边听边舔吗 What, I can't listen and lick?
继续吧 继续继续 很好 Keep going. Go, go, go. It's great.
莱曼教练进门 Coach Lyman enters.
走向妮柯拉 He approaches Nicola.
我要找本书 I need a book.
书 找本书 A book. A book.
这里肯定能找到一本 I'm sure we have one somewhere.
我问问你 Let me ask you something.
烫 好烫 Ah! Ah! Hot!
她就是对你没兴趣 She's just not interested in you.
你怎么知道 You don't know that.
大家都知道 Everyone knows that.
他们也会干点别的 That's not all they do.
再说一次 Again...
内景 图书馆 日间 Interior, library, day,
莱曼教练与孩子们在一起 Coach Lyman is with the boys.
我不想让你就这样说你愿意 I don't want you to say yes because--
-不 -说什么 - No. - Say what?
这个不应该给孩子们看吧 Children should not have to see that.
闭嘴 Shut up.
莱曼和孩子们退场 镜头淡出 Lyman and the boys exit. Fade out.
明早八点开始录制 Filming starts at 8 a.m. tomorrow.
请对照摄制日程表查各自的开始时间 Check your call sheets for your start.
那么 So, uh...
觉得怎么样 thoughts?
我觉得 I think, um--
我觉得你们得多买点防晒霜了 I think you're gonna have to buy a lot of sun block.
因为你们得要在这里 Because you are gonna be living here
住很长时间了 for a very long time.
爱死了 Oh! Loved it!
天呐 真是太搞笑了 Oh, my God. So funny.
太有趣了 真的 It's a riot, really.
真的吗 Really?
皆大欢喜吗 We're all happy?
你开玩笑吧 Are you kidding?
完美得不能再完美了 It's bloody fantastic.
孩子们 我告诉你们 I gotta tell you, kids,
这剧肯定要大红大紫的 I think we are looking at a big, fat hit.
怎么样 So?
用"巴拉克拉瓦帽"会不会更有意思 Would "Balaclava" be funnier?
-这里也这样叫它吗 -不这样叫吗 - Do they call it that here? - Don't they?
-你知道巴拉克拉瓦帽是什么吗 -不知道 - Oh, do you know what a Balaclava is? - No.
棉猴儿呢 How about an anorak?
我都不知道你在说什么 Now you're just making sounds.
能跟你们商量件事吗 Can I talk to you guys about something?
当然 Course.
莫宁那个角色 图书管理员 Morning's character-- the librarian--
怎么了 Right?
-必须得是女同性恋吗 -对 - Does she have to be a lesbian? - Yes.
-必须得是吗 -必须得是 - Or does she? - Yes, she does.
-确定吗 -确定 - Are you sure? - Yes.
-如果不是会怎样 -那就没这么好了 - What if she isn't? - It would not be as good.
-会吗 -会 - Or would it? - It would not.
-确定吗 -确定 - Are you sure? - Yes.
好了 我看你俩能这样扯一天 Right, let's assume you two could do this all day.
很有意思 但我得插一句 Huge fun. But I'm gonna jump in.
马特 妮柯拉是女同你有什么意见 Matt, what's your problem with Nicola being a lesbian?
就是吧 It just seems like...
要是我那个角色爱上她了 if my guy's in love with her,
却永远追不到手 这太 but he can't ever get her, it's...
-搞笑 -没错 - Funny? - It is.
很搞笑 我不是说这个 Very funny. Not saying that.
就是吧 It's just--
我也说不好 女同这种桥段 I don't know. The whole lesbian thing--
好像是看不到头啊 it's kind of a dead end.
女同们恐怕是不会同意你的吧 I don't know that lesbians would agree with you.
那么 你有什么建议 So, um, what are you suggesting?
好吧 让我们暂且假设 OK, let's just say, for a second,
她不是同性恋 she's not a lesbian.
继续 Go on.
她喜欢男人 Say she's straight.
该有的冲突照样可以有 You can still have all the conflict.
我们照样成天吵架 We still fight all the time.
她依然对我恨之入骨 She still totally hates me.
当然 Sure.
她认为我傲慢无礼 You know, she thinks I'm arrogant,
觉得我是头猪 she thinks I'm a pig.
这点我同意 Oh, I'm with you there.
但是在内心深处 But underneath all that,
她喜欢他 she's attracted to him,
她讨厌这样 and she hates it.
而我又知道 And I know it.
她又恨我知道这一点 And she hates that I know it.
显而易见 你是个潜台词大师 Clearly, you're a master of subtext.
但是 我想实际上是这么回事 But, um, what I think is actually going on here--
我觉得你 我所说的你 I think you-- and, when I say "You",
我当然是指 你的角色 I'm referring, of course, to "Your guy"--
不能接受居然会有女人不喜欢你 can't stand the idea there's a woman who isn't attracted to you.
-真的吗 -是的 - Oh, really? - Yes.
-真的吗 -于是我们又回到这了 - Oh, really? - And we're back to that.
马特 听着 Well, Matt, look--
让我们考虑一下 let us think about this.
为什么 Why?
亲爱的 Darling.
好吧 我会考虑一下 不 All right. I'll think about it. Hmm. No.
你还真是挺合作的 Well, that was collaborative.
什么 我不打算纵容他的同性恋恐惧症 What?! I am not going to coddle his homophobia
并假装怀着我们都知道的观念 and pretend to entertain some notion we both know--
你从不关手机吗 Is that ever switched off?
这事还没完 We're not done with this.
嗨 Yo.
-难以置信 -我知道 - Unbelievable. - I know.
不是他 是你 Not him--you!
天哪 你在干什么 Jesus Christ, what are you doing?
我们谈过这问题了 We talked about this.
我管不住自己 他一开始讲 I can't help it. He starts speaking,
我就 我就 and I just--I just--
我不管 I don't care.
上次你把他给惹毛 结果我们 The last time you pissed him off, we found ourselves
只能编排个冰球教练的剧 running a show about a hockey coach.
我不知道你到底希望 I don't know what new level of hell
把我们降到什么新的层次 you're hoping to relegate us to.
很好 这样怎么样 All right, fine.
这样吧 从现在开始 他是你的了 How about this? From here on in, he's yours.
什么 What?
怎么样 So?
马特 我很抱歉 Matt. Oh, I'm so sorry,
但是我二十分钟前就该换衣服了 but I was supposed to be in wardrobe 20 minutes ago.
恐怕我得走了 I'm afraid I must run.
我相信你和肖恩 Oh, I'm sure you and Sean
能把一些相关的东西理清 can sort out any concerns you may have.
我们一会见 I'll see you both later.
她很有趣 She's fun.
她只是 She's just...
对工作非常有热情 very passionate about the work.
你很走运 Ah. Lucky you.
刚打电话的是我新餐厅的厨师 Listen, that was this chef I gotta go check out
我得去看看 for my new restaurant.
如果我今天不去 我们可能会失去他 If I don't do it today, we could lose him.
你想来吗 我们可以在路上聊 You want to come? We can talk on the way.
好吧 Uh...all right.
那么 关于这个同性恋的事 So, about this lesbian thing--
我知道你在说什么 真的 I hear what you're saying--I really do.
但我觉得关于这个角色很重要的一点是 But I think what's important to remember
得记住 about the character is--
我操 Fuck me!
别告诉我这是你的车 Tell me that's not yours.
你喜欢吗 You like?
我听说全世界仅有三辆 I read there was only three in the whole world.
是的 我 文莱的苏丹 Yep. Me, the Sultan of Brunei,
还有个什么毒枭 and some drug guy.
它太豪华了 Oh, it's magnificent.
给你 Here.
所以从来没人选我呢 And that's why I was never picked.
-真的吗 -去开吧 - Really? - Go for it.
我太开心了 I am so happy.
-去跟它开房吧 -可以吗 - Get a room. - Can I?
真希望我知道怎么开 Oh, I wish I knew how to drive.
看看我 Look at me!
我开这车简直酷毙了 How cool do I look driving this?!
开玩笑吧 Seriously?
你开着这车 Even I don't look cool
连我都不酷了 with you driving this.
没错 Right.
我们应该回到你提出的 So, should we get back to your issue
莫宁的角色的问题上来 with Morning's character?
当然 我完全理解你和 Sure. I totally understand what you and--
我老想称呼她贝琪 I keep wanting to call her Betsy.
不 别那么叫 Ohh, no, don't do that.
她母亲的名字叫贝琪 Her mother's name is Betsy.
她恨这名字 She hates it.
现在我非得叫她贝琪了 Well, now I gotta call her Betsy.
太好了 Oh, brilliant.
前面右转 Turn right here.
大厨在哪 Where is this chef?
拉斯维加斯 Las Vegas.
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
-谁穿 -莫宁 - For? - Morning.
第一个图书馆场景穿 In the first library scene.
它很 It's very, uh...
漂亮 Fabulous?
我想说苏斯博士 I was gonna say Dr. Seuss.
著名童话作家 代表作《戴帽子的猫》主人公戴着红白条纹高帽子
我觉得它很有趣 I think it's fun.
是 它当然是很有趣 No, it's definitely fun.
但她是名图书管理员 But she's, um-- she's a librarian,
而不是可能在无名村有亲戚的人 not someone who might have relatives in Whoville.
苏斯博士另一作品《霍顿与无名氏》中的小村
不 不 你记得我们谈论过 No, no. You remember we talked about
她是一名坚强又自信的女人 her being a strong, confident woman?
除了她还有谁会穿这衣服 Well, who else would wear this?
我不知道 Hmm. I don't know.
也许一只猫 戴着帽子的猫 Uh, maybe a cat? Perhaps in a hat.
好吧 好吧 Ok, ok.
但我们得让她看起来显得年轻 对吗 But we want her to look young, though, right?
她演的角色可是二十多岁 I mean, she's playing late twenties.
完全正确 Absolutely.
你觉得她实际上多大 How old do you think she is actually?
莫宁 无人知晓 Morning? Hmm. No one knows.
但我有一个朋友跟她和威廉·夏特纳 But I've got a friend who did a pilot with her
在八十年代合作过一次节目 and William Shatner back in the '80s.
八十年代 The '80s?
她演什么 他的孙女吗 Well, what did she play-- his granddaughter?
如果说是他老婆呢 How about his wife?
我知道这太扯淡了 Mmm, I know. It's crazy, right?
那个女孩 That girl--
关于她的一切她自己心里清楚 somewhere she's got a painting of herself,
简直不堪入目 and it's looking like all kinds of shit.
这家伙太他妈棒了 This guy's fuckin' amazing.
你尝大虾了吗 Did you try the prawns?
太有才了 这鲶鱼 Genius. And the catfish
就像你那车的食物版 is like the food version of your car.
伙计 你简直让我心服口服 Dude, you are blowing me away here.
我的荣幸 My pleasure.
你会说泰国语 You speak Thai?
不 就一些基本的 No, just the basic stuff--
请 谢谢 那女孩多少钱 Please, thank you, how much for the girl?
你好 Hello?
你在哪 Where are you?
-我和马特在一起 -还在一起呢 - I'm with Matt. - Still?
是贝琪吗 你好 贝琪 Is that Betsy? Hi, Bets!
-他说什么 -马特问你好 - What's that? - Matt says hi.
听着 你大概得开车回家了 Listen, you probably take the car home.
我还得有一会 I may be a while.
怎么回事 What's going on?
我们在拉斯维加斯 We're in Las Vegas.
维加斯 贝琪 Vegas, Betsy!
拉斯维加斯 Las Vegas?
是的 马特得来看看他餐馆的大厨 Yeah, Matt had to check out this chef for his restaurant,
然后我们得去参加某家俱乐部的开业典礼 and then we have to go to the opening of some new club.
把电话给我 Give me the phone.
我今晚回家 他有飞机 I'll be home tonight. He's got a plane.
我一会再给你打 我爱你 再见 I'll call you later. I love you. Bye.
别闹了 Stop it!
提醒我一下 Remind me--
那部说话狗的破剧的试播是谁做的 who's doing that shitty talking-dog pilot?
我们 We are.
也许很有趣 Well, it might be funny.
等等 坏消息 Wait. Bad news.
-我们没签到约翰·斯塔莫斯 -操 - We lost John Stamos. - Fuck!
我刚和他经纪人打完电话 I just got off the phone with the agent.
他确定接ABC电视台的戏了 He's definitely taking that thing at ABC.
去他妈的混蛋 That fucking cocksucker.
他是你儿子的教父 He's your son's godfather.
我又没说他是坏人 I'm not saying he's a bad guy.
什么 现在不行 What the--Not now!
真糟糕 Aw, boo-oo-oo!
现在我们又回到起点 So, now we're back to square one.
这是为了 And this would be for...
《轻而易举》 讲骗子的那部 Easy Marks-- the con man thing.
我知道 I know.
斯塔莫斯是最适合的 Stamos would've been perfect.
我给你张新名单 I'll get you a new list.
马特·勒布朗怎么样 Hey, what about Matt LeBlanc?
《冰球小子》怎么办 What about Pucks?
你觉得呢 You think?
我依旧很喜欢 I still like it.
再议吧 We'll see.
玩点点 玩点点 Nipple, nipple, nipple--
不准 No.
玩点点 Nipple, nipple?
我父亲是神经学家 My father's a neurologist,
我母亲是骨科医生 my mother's an orthopedic surgeon.
我的两个兄弟都是外科医生 Both my brothers are surgeons.
挺神奇的 我现在能坐在这和你说话 It's amazing I'm sitting here talking to you
而非摘除某人的脾脏 and not removing someone's spleen.
你有没有想过当医生 Did you ever want to be a doctor?
我上大学就是读这个专业 Yeah, I went to university for it.
在这过程中 我突然意识到 Somewhere along the line, though, I realized
我觉得人体内脏很恶心 I find the interior of the human body disgusting.
是啊 人是很恶心 Yeah, people are gross.
你呢 What about you?
如果你没演戏 你现在会做什么呢 What would you be doing if you hadn't done this?
要么是个F1赛车手 I would've either been a Formula One driver...
理所当然 Of course.
或者是色情片影星 ...or a porn star.
不错啊 不单只是个色情片演员 Impressive. Not just a porn actor--
而是色情片影星 a porn star.
对啊 我恰好拥有了 Yeah, well, I kind of have what you need
干那行必备的东西 to make it in that business.
什么 What?
你是说 You're speaking...
生理上的 anatomically?
是啊 很夸张 Yeah. It's ridiculous.
-就像第三支手臂一样 -真的假的 - It's like a third arm. - Seriously?
真的 当然没有手的部分 Yeah. Well, without the hand.
我想也是 I assumed.
恭喜 Congratulations?
长这样和我没啥关系 Hey, I had nothing to do with it.
我生下来就这样 他们看到超声波时 I was born this way. When they saw my sonogram,
还以为我是双胞胎 they thought I was twins.
你是在耍我吧 我很傻的 Hey, are you winding me up? I'm very naive.
我说真的 除了手肘啥都有 I'm telling you-- it's got everything but an elbow.
我要去上个厕所 I gotta take a leak.
你要来看看吗 You want to see it?
不了 Uh, no. I--
我想还是算了 Ha! I don't think so.
你确定 You sure?
我确定 谢谢邀请 Uh, yeah, I'm sure. But thank you.
随便啦 我马上就回来 Whatever. I'll be right back.
我还是没明白 I still don't get it!
你怎么可能还不明白 How can you not get it?
你确定你讲对了吗 Are you sure you're telling it right?
去你的 我都和你说过一百万次了 Fuck you. I've told it, like, a million times.
你可能漏说了什么 Maybe you left something out.
什么 熊走进来 吃了那个男的 What? The bear goes in, he eats the guy,
又吃了那个女的 然后走出去 它说 then he eats the girl, then he comes out, and he says--
上上上 那里右转 Up-up-up-up! Turn right here.
可能要耗点时间 这人从不让我们 This may take a while. This guy never lets us--
最近怎么样 Hey, how's it going?
好了 All right, man.
谢谢你陪我兜了一天 Thanks for schlepping around with me today.
我很高兴陪你兜 Hey, it was a pleasure being schlepped.
我进去之前 还得说 Listen, uh, before I go in,
-我向贝佛利保证过 -你是说贝琪 - I promised Beverly-- - You mean Betsy.
别 我答应她要和你讨论女同志的情节 Stop it. I promised her we'd discuss that lesbian business.
我爱女同志的情节 Ooh, I love lesbian business.
-完了 -对 - Finished? - Yeah.
你看过原版的剧 Right. You've seen the original show.
你的角色 深爱着这个追不到的女人 There's something wonderful about your character
这是很美妙的一件事 loving this woman he can never have.
他不愿相信她永远 He refuses to believe that one day
也不会转过身来 she won't come around.
虽然这样会他看上去有点蠢 I mean, yeah, it makes him look a little foolish,
但依旧很搞笑甜蜜 but it's funny and sweet.
-我同意 -真的 - I agree. - You do?
当然 Absolutely.
这是这部剧的精华之一 It's one of the best things in the show.
它让男主更加人性化 让人动容 It humanizes the guy. You totally feel for him.
那为什么还要修改呢 Then why change it?
你在英国做这部剧做了几年 How many years did you do the show in the U.K.?
四季 Four series.
那是多少集 That's how many episodes?
-二十四集 -对了 - 24. - Right.
那对我们来说就一季 That's one season for us.
《老友记》拍了二百三十六集 Friends did 236 episodes.
你得给自己留点空间 You've got to give yourself places
让故事情节继续发展 for stories to go.
如果瑞秋是个女同 How long do you think Ross and Rachel would have lasted
你觉得罗斯和瑞秋能维持多久 if Rachel had been a lesbian?
或是《欢乐酒店》里的山姆和戴安娜 Or Sam and Diane on Cheers?
或是弗雷泽和 Or Frasier and--
我也不知道叫啥 我没看过那片 I don't know who. I never watched that show.
你是编剧 但我告诉你 Look, you're the writer, but I'm telling you--
观众需要有让他们追随的内容 audiences need something to root for.
等我们到了第三季 And when we're in season 3,
你熬到半夜 搜肠刮肚 and you're up at midnight, looking for stories,
你会拿头往墙上撞 you're gonna be banging your head against the wall,
念着 这人还能 saying, "How many times
调戏这个拉拉多少次 can this guy hit on the dyke?"
前门打开 Front door ajar.
我的天呐 Oh, my God.
我知道 I know.
-感觉怎么样 -精疲力尽 - How are you? - Exhausted.
猜也猜得到 去了拉斯维加斯 I can imagine. Las Vegas?
对 Yeah.
整天和他呆在一起 啥感觉 And all day with him. What was that like?
挺好的 Uh...it was fine.
挺好 Fine?
我也不知道 我觉得蛮有意思的 Yeah, I don't know. I guess it was fun.
挺好 还有意思 Fine and fun?
挺好 还有意思 Fine and fun.
-你喜欢他 -对呀 - You like him. - I do.
-你傻了啊 -对不起 - You twat. - I'm sorry.
我知道你不想听这话 I know that's not what you want to hear,
但他超棒的 but he's fantastic.
他玩得开 也大方 还很有趣 He's crazy and generous and very funny.
我们今天笑个不停 We laughed all day.
你迷上他了 You're smitten.
绝没有 好吧 有一点啦 Hardly. All right, a little smitten.
就一点点 Just a smit.
他让我开他的车 He let me drive his car.
我知道在你看来没啥 Yeah. I know that doesn't mean anything to you,
但对我来说 我的神啊 but...ohh, my God!
还有拉斯维加斯 那地方爽呆了 And Vegas-- Vegas is mad.
进了家夜店 到处是狗仔 Going into this club, there are all these paparazzi,
-对马特尖叫 对我尖叫 -干嘛对你 - shouting at Matt, shouting at me. - Why you?
因为我和他在一起 Because I was with him.
进去之后 我碰见了琳赛·罗韩 And then we got inside, and I met Lindsay Lohan.
还有《好莱坞女孩》里的人 And some people from The Hills--
半真人半剧情的美剧
虽然我也不知道那是啥 which I have no idea what that is,
但每个人都超兴奋 but everyone was very excited.
还有 还有那个 And--And that girl
我们中途离场的那部电影里的姑娘 from that film that we walked out on.
-这群人听起来星光闪耀嘛 -真这样 - Sounds like a glamorous crowd. - It really was.
你没听出讽刺 Sarcasm missed.
我们在那玩了会 Anyway, we hung out there for a while,
他给我看了鸡鸡 我们就飞回来了 then he showed me his cock, and we flew home.
-再说一遍 啥 -他给我看了鸡鸡 - I'm sorry, what? - He showed me his cock.
-他给你看了鸡鸡 -对 - He showed you his cock? - Right.
为什么 Why?
因为尺寸超大 Because it's enormous.
像海底生物一样 Like a sea creature.
像儒勒·凡尔纳小说里描述的一样 Like something out of Jules Verne.
法国科幻冒险小说家
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
-你绝对想象不到 -我也不愿想 - You can't imagine. - I don't want to.
帮我理理清思路 So, help me here.
你叫他给你看的 Did you ask to see it?
当然不是 那样就诡异了 No. No, that would be weird.
-还好 -他主动提出的 -Ah, yes. - He offered.
-这一切在哪发生 -夜店里 - And this is happening where? - At the club.
在夜店他就堂而皇之的把那玩意掏出来了 He just hauled it out in the middle of a club?
不是 我跟他进了厕所 No. No, I followed him into the loo.
这故事真让人不舒服 This is a very unsettling story.
事情大致就是这样 That's pretty much all there is to it.
那再好不过了 I would hope so.
对了 给你看看我今天蹭到的东西 Oh, you have to see all this free stuff I got.
去夜店之前 我们碰到了一个设计师 Before the club, we met this designer
他送给我们一堆衣服 who just gave us all these clothes.
-为什么 -让马特穿啊 - Why? - So Matt would wear them.
那干嘛给你 Again, why you?
因为我跟他是一起的 Because I was with him!
这些衣服是相当潮的 Now, apparently, these are very hip.
上面印着"血老鼠" It says "Blood Rat".
衣服的牌子就叫这个 That's the name of the label.
这绝对不能穿 You're not gonna wear that.
我可能会穿 I might.
上面印着"血老鼠" It says "Blood...Rat".
这是开士米的 丝般顺滑 It's cashmere. It's very soft.
还有 裤子 Also, these trousers.
这些污迹是有意设计的 我问过 The stains are intentional. I asked.
几件衬衫 Some shirts.
这个帽子 This cap.
还有这副眼镜 And look at these glasses.
怎么样啊 What do you think?
傻到一定境界了 I think you look like a bloody idiot.
我知道他们为什么要白送你们这些东西 I understand why they're giving their clothes away.
这些啮齿动物主题的衣服很前卫 They're desperately trendy, rodent-themed,
顺便说一句 你丫自己玩的开心 and, by the way, would it have killed you
给我带点东西回来会死啊 to bring something back for me?
哦 Oh.
-你戴这眼镜应该 -少废话 -These might look-- - Don't.
那我想关于女同角色的事情 你们没谈吧 I don't suppose you even talked about the lesbian thing.
谈了 We did.
结果呢 And?
我们达成了一致 We're on the same page.
总算是有点进展 Oh, well, that's something.
他说的有道理 He's right.
听我说 如果你目光放长远的话 I'm just saying, if you take the long view,
他那样设计角色是比较合理的 it makes more sense for the characters, you know?
你看 I mean...
要是这部剧播个四五年 if this show goes four or five years--
要是这部剧播个四五年 If this show goes four or five years,
我绝对活不了这么久 hopefully I'll be long dead,
你还是跟新搭档去讨论吧 and you and your new partner can sort it out.
我穿这衣服真像个傻逼 You know, I think I look like a bit of an arsehole in this.
嗯 Mm-hm.
对不起 其实我不想这么自作主张的 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a thoughtless prick.
我只是有点忘乎所以了 I just get carried away.
你就是 Yes, you do.
穿着这衣服你应该很性感 You know, you might look quite sexy in this.
穿"血老鼠" In Blood Rat?
旁边有把漂亮的利刃就完美了 Maybe under a tasteful blazer.
确实很软 It is soft...
但上面那大量失血的啮齿动物真是扫兴 if you can ignore the bleeding rodent.
那你可以试试这条污斑裤啊 You're welcome to these stained trousers, if you like.
还是算了吧 I think not.
他真的让你看老二了 He really let you see his willy? Ohh.
现在我闭上眼睛 脑子里仍然是那一幕 When I close my eyes, I'm still seeing it.
有这么大么 It's that big?
怪兽级的 It could attack a city.
你给他看你的吗 Did you show him yours? No!
我哪好意思啊 The situation was humbling enough as it was.
你的一点也不丢脸啊 I don't think you've got anything to be ashamed of.
一般尺寸有什么不好的 There's something to be said for human proportions.
啊 一般尺寸 Ow! Human proportions?
哦 不是 Oh, no.
-喂 -嗨 - Hello? - Hey!
肖恩在吗 Is Sean there?
你好 马特 Hello, Matt.
贝琪 他在吗 Hey, Betsy! Is he around?
你男朋友 It's your boyfriend.
-喂 -嗨 - Hello. - Hey.
你说的没错 刚才的重点我没说对 You were right. I fucked up the punch line.
熊冲进去了 The bear goes in...
这还差不多嘛 Well, that makes more sense.
他吓死了 Aww, he's so scared.
你们让我出去啊 Guys, let me out!
你们又把道森关里面了 Did you lock Dawson in there again?
-没有 -有 - No. - Yes, they did!
我说你们啊 之前不是已经谈过了吗 Come on, you guys. We talked about this.
你们是个团队 You're a team.
应该互相扶持 You've got to support each other...
互相尊重 treat each other with respect.
像你们这样继续内耗的话 So long as you keep pulling crap like this,
永远也别想赢球了 you're never gonna win.
他说你脑袋连一个冰球都不如 He said the puck has more brains than you do.
那就再让他待一会儿 Well, let's give him another five.
停 Cut!
不错 Ha! That's great.
很好 继续 Great. Moving on!
有没有太过头 Was that too big?
-没 我觉得挺好笑 -酷 - No, I thought it was fun. - Cool.
你看 他现在只跟你交流了 You notice how he only looks at you now?
可能他觉得你不喜欢他 Maybe he thinks you don't like him.
-没错 -那么 - I don't. - Well...
这不是理由 很多人我都不喜欢 That's not it. I don't like a lot of people
他们还是朝我看的 and they all look at me.
你说过他是我的了 You did say he was mine.
我不管 他这样很没礼貌 I don't care. It's rude.
还有 他从什么时候开始 And what's all this business
管我叫贝琪了 about him calling me Betsy?
我让他别这么叫的 Ohh, I told him not to do that.
我告诉他说这是你妈的名字 No, I--I said it was your mother's name
你不喜欢别人这样叫 and you'd hate it.
什么 What?
你这简直就是给他机会整我啊 That's just like giving him a gift, isn't it?
你吸烟 You smoke?
没事 我经纪人知道 That's OK. My agent knows.
能给我来一支吗 Can I bum one?
好啊 Sure.
贝佛利 我找到贝佛利了 她就在外面 Oh, Beverly. I found Beverly. She's right here.
贝佛利 你见到肖恩了没 Beverly, you seen Sean?
他应该就在里面啊 怎么了 Yeah, he should be in there somewhere. Why?
马特要见他 Matt needs him. He wants
打冰球的情节有几句台词需要改一改 to change some lines in the hockey scene.
他是不是只叫了肖恩 Did he just ask for Sean, not--
而不是叫我们两个 not the two of us?
嗯 没错 Uh...yeah.
-马特在哪 -在化妆室 - Where is Matt? - In his dressing room.
贝佛利要去找马特 Beverly's coming to talk to Matt.
哪位 Who is it?
贝琪 It's...Betsy!
进来 Come on in.
什么事 What's up?
-我们得谈谈 -好 - We need to speak. - OK.
请坐 Have a seat.
你好像对我有意见 Clearly, you have a problem with me.
我不清楚原因是什么 Now, I don't know whether
要么你是对女强人有看法 it's that you're uncomfortable around strong women,
要么你只是被我的气场吓住了 or you're threatened by me in particular.
要么就是你直接不喜欢我这人 Or maybe you just don't like me.
这也没关系 我们没必要互相欣赏 Well, that's fine. We don't have to like each other.
不过 我们还是必须要保持 However, we do have to remain...
职 职 职业关系 um...prof- professionals.
那个 And, um...
那个意思 就是 that means-- that means
我们要 互相 嗯 treating each other with, um--
互相尊重 with mutual respect.
这部剧 My husband and I
是我跟我老公一起创作的 created this show together,
所以 呃 so I--I--I--
你打算跟他作什么决定 I--I would appreciate you
也得让我知道 according me every courtesy you give him.
如果 如果你 If--If you--
-什么 -如果你 - What? - If you...
觉得某个情节需要改进 have thoughts on a scene, you, um--
你也必须征求我的意见 you--you--you-- you talk to me as well as him.
要是你想改台词 If you want to change a line,
那么我们三人都得参与 不能只找他 you come to both of us, not--not just him.
我 我想 我应该有 I--I believe I have earned that--
这个权利 ahem--right.
没错 You're right.
我的行为相当业余 我为此道歉 It was unprofessional. I apologize.
好的 谢谢 Well, um...thank you.
我向你保证 此类事情不再会发生 I can promise you it will never happen again.
谢谢你 I would appreciate that.
我能再说一句吗 Uh, can I say one thing...
关于互相尊重的 in the interest of mutual respect?
当然 Certaiy.
我的眼睛在这儿 My eyes are up here.
我不是一大块肉 I'm not a piece of meat.
请吧 There you go.