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前情回顧
你們想讓我來演那個老胖子的角色 謝了 You want me for the old fat guy's part? Thanks.
-我們沒想讓你演 -再說一次 謝了 - We don't want you. - Again, thanks.
我們拉到了馬特·勒布朗 We got Matt LeBlanc!
什么 What?!
最好的部分是 And the best part--
默克又對這部戲燃起了激情 Merc's excited about the show again.
他什么時候對這戲沒激情了 When did he stop being excited about the show?
沒啊 Never.
馬特跟我說了關于他角色的改動 Matt's been telling me about the changes for his character.
改動 Changes?
說他不再扮演校長了 How he's not gonna be a headmaster anymore.
怎么的 How's that?
我很喜歡他扮演教練 I love that he's a coach.
教練 A coach?
-曲棍球教練 -大愛 - A lacrosse coach. - Love it!
可都是貝佛利的點子 It was Beverly's idea.
我就是對曲棍球不太確定 I'm just not sure about lacrosse.
是不是有點太曲棍了 Is it too lacrossey?
我懂你的意思 I know what you mean.
-冰球怎么樣 -冰球不錯 - How about hockey? - Ooh, hockey works!
我們可以命名為《冰球小子》 We could call it Pucks!
第三集
那家小酒店叫什么名字來著 What was the name of that little hotel
位于法國蔚藍海岸
費拉角那家 in Cap Ferrat?
陽臺搖搖欲墜 With the precarious balcony and the, um--
還有個肥肥的吉他手 the fat guitar player?
勒 Le...
什么什么什么 Bleh Bleh Bleh.
就那個 Yes.
我還挺喜歡那地方的 I liked that place.
我們十二小時就能到那 We could be there in 12 hours.
抱歉 Sorry.
我今天提心吊膽的 I'm dreading today.
我倒還挺興奮的 I'm quite excited.
這不就如你所愿了 And there you have it.
不要啊 No-o-o-o!
咱們就在床上膩一天嘛 Let's just stay in bed all day.
恐怕不行 Afraid not.
我允許你跟我 I let you have, uh...
云雨一番 the sex with me.
真浪漫 Oh. Romantic.
喂喂 那可不是個把手 Hello! It's not a handle!
行不通的 That's not gonna work.
-是嗎 -是啊 別鬧了 - Oh, really? - Yeah, come on.
得起床了 No, we have to get up.
我看你是起來了 I believe you are up.
這智慧 這雙關 Ohh. The wit, the wordplay--
諾埃爾·科沃德 英國著名劇作家 作品因機智和高雅的對話而聞名
簡直就是在跟諾埃爾·科沃德上床嘛 it's like being in bed with Noel Coward.
恐怕這跟和諾埃爾·科沃德上床 I suspect it's nothing like being in bed
差了十萬八千里 with Noel Coward.
別鬧了 寶貝 真的 No, sweetheart, seriously--
這樣不行 沒時間了 we can't do this. We don't have time for this.
我們得去 我們 We have to go--We--
不能遲到的 這事很 We can't be late. We've got a very--
今天這事很重要 Oh, we've got a very big day.
不要 求你了 別鬧了 Please-- No, please, don't.
去他媽的 Fuck it.
好吧 先說好 不許磨蹭 最多兩分鐘 All right, listen. No dawdling. Two minutes tops.
-五分鐘 -五分鐘 你是想來兩次嗎 - Five. - Five?! Are we doing it twice?
你好 對不起遲到了 路上太堵了 Hey. Sorry we're late. Hideous traffic.
-電視臺的人呢 -剛到 - Where's the network? - Just got here.
哈哈哈 Ha ha ha!
日安 兄弟 Good day, mates!
你那恐怕是澳洲口音 Ha ha. I'm afraid that's Australian.
是嗎 Really?
梅麗爾·斯特里普 美國女演員 風格多變擅長口音
看我 都成梅麗爾·斯特里普了 Well, look at me-- I'm Meryl Streep.
看看你 Look at you.
馬特 Matty!
你好啊 Hey!
開始吧 激動死了 Here we go. So exciting.
-很喜歡新的冰球設計 -太喜歡了 - Love the new hockey stuff. - Totally.
有人覺得熱嗎 Is anyone else hot?
某人可真是豁出去了啊 Someone has let herself go.
快過來 Come here, you!
-他們有一腿 -真的嗎 - They had a thing. - Really?
嗯 大約十五年前吧 Yeah, like, 15 years ago.
十五年前 15 years ago?
她多大了 How old is she?
我知道 她實在不可思議 I know. She looks amazing.
大概是第一批美國移民 Came over on the Mayflower.
真是美妙啊 That won't get annoying.
話說 咱們該開工了 So, we should get started.
默克一小時后還要參加另一個劇本閱讀 Merc has another table read in an hour.
好吧 Oh, all right.
各位 咱們開工吧 Everyone, uh... shall we do this?
日程似乎有點緊呢 Apparently, we're on a tight schedule.
瑪麗·波平斯 電影《歡樂滿人間》中的善良仙女
各位 開始吧 聽瑪麗·波平斯指揮 Come on, everybody! Listen to Mary Poppins!
按"日"程進行吧 We are on a schedule.
工程停一下 Hold the work!
你們先開始吧 Oh. Go ahead, start.
我馬上過去 I'll be there in a sec.
開始吧 開始吧 Go, go, go, go, go.
冰球小子第一集 第一幕 Pucks Pilot, Act One.
內景 圣艾班學校圖書館 Interior, St. Abban's Academy library.
二十五歲左右的圖書管理員妮柯拉·麥卡琴 The librarian, Nicola McCutcheon, mid-twenties,
正在辦公桌后面整理書本 is behind the desk, stacking books.
默克 沒關系 我們可以等你的 Merc, it's no problem. We can wait.
干嗎 我不能邊聽邊舔嗎 What, I can't listen and lick?
繼續吧 繼續繼續 很好 Keep going. Go, go, go. It's great.
萊曼教練進門 Coach Lyman enters.
走向妮柯拉 He approaches Nicola.
我要找本書 I need a book.
書 找本書 A book. A book.
這里肯定能找到一本 I'm sure we have one somewhere.
我問問你 Let me ask you something.
燙 好燙 Ah! Ah! Hot!
她就是對你沒興趣 She's just not interested in you.
你怎么知道 You don't know that.
大家都知道 Everyone knows that.
他們也會干點別的 That's not all they do.
再說一次 Again...
內景 圖書館 日間 Interior, library, day,
萊曼教練與孩子們在一起 Coach Lyman is with the boys.
我不想讓你就這樣說你愿意 I don't want you to say yes because--
-不 -說什么 - No. - Say what?
這個不應該給孩子們看吧 Children should not have to see that.
閉嘴 Shut up.
萊曼和孩子們退場 鏡頭淡出 Lyman and the boys exit. Fade out.
明早八點開始錄制 Filming starts at 8 a.m. tomorrow.
請對照攝制日程表查各自的開始時間 Check your call sheets for your start.
那么 So, uh...
覺得怎么樣 thoughts?
我覺得 I think, um--
我覺得你們得多買點防曬霜了 I think you're gonna have to buy a lot of sun block.
因為你們得要在這里 Because you are gonna be living here
住很長時間了 for a very long time.
愛死了 Oh! Loved it!
天吶 真是太搞笑了 Oh, my God. So funny.
太有趣了 真的 It's a riot, really.
真的嗎 Really?
皆大歡喜嗎 We're all happy?
你開玩笑吧 Are you kidding?
完美得不能再完美了 It's bloody fantastic.
孩子們 我告訴你們 I gotta tell you, kids,
這劇肯定要大紅大紫的 I think we are looking at a big, fat hit.
怎么樣 So?
用"巴拉克拉瓦帽"會不會更有意思 Would "Balaclava" be funnier?
-這里也這樣叫它嗎 -不這樣叫嗎 - Do they call it that here? - Don't they?
-你知道巴拉克拉瓦帽是什么嗎 -不知道 - Oh, do you know what a Balaclava is? - No.
棉猴兒呢 How about an anorak?
我都不知道你在說什么 Now you're just making sounds.
能跟你們商量件事嗎 Can I talk to you guys about something?
當然 Course.
莫寧那個角色 圖書管理員 Morning's character-- the librarian--
怎么了 Right?
-必須得是女同性戀嗎 -對 - Does she have to be a lesbian? - Yes.
-必須得是嗎 -必須得是 - Or does she? - Yes, she does.
-確定嗎 -確定 - Are you sure? - Yes.
-如果不是會怎樣 -那就沒這么好了 - What if she isn't? - It would not be as good.
-會嗎 -會 - Or would it? - It would not.
-確定嗎 -確定 - Are you sure? - Yes.
好了 我看你倆能這樣扯一天 Right, let's assume you two could do this all day.
很有意思 但我得插一句 Huge fun. But I'm gonna jump in.
馬特 妮柯拉是女同你有什么意見 Matt, what's your problem with Nicola being a lesbian?
就是吧 It just seems like...
要是我那個角色愛上她了 if my guy's in love with her,
卻永遠追不到手 這太 but he can't ever get her, it's...
-搞笑 -沒錯 - Funny? - It is.
很搞笑 我不是說這個 Very funny. Not saying that.
就是吧 It's just--
我也說不好 女同這種橋段 I don't know. The whole lesbian thing--
好像是看不到頭啊 it's kind of a dead end.
女同們恐怕是不會同意你的吧 I don't know that lesbians would agree with you.
那么 你有什么建議 So, um, what are you suggesting?
好吧 讓我們暫且假設 OK, let's just say, for a second,
她不是同性戀 she's not a lesbian.
繼續 Go on.
她喜歡男人 Say she's straight.
該有的沖突照樣可以有 You can still have all the conflict.
我們照樣成天吵架 We still fight all the time.
她依然對我恨之入骨 She still totally hates me.
當然 Sure.
她認為我傲慢無禮 You know, she thinks I'm arrogant,
覺得我是頭豬 she thinks I'm a pig.
這點我同意 Oh, I'm with you there.
但是在內心深處 But underneath all that,
她喜歡他 she's attracted to him,
她討厭這樣 and she hates it.
而我又知道 And I know it.
她又恨我知道這一點 And she hates that I know it.
顯而易見 你是個潛臺詞大師 Clearly, you're a master of subtext.
但是 我想實際上是這么回事 But, um, what I think is actually going on here--
我覺得你 我所說的你 I think you-- and, when I say "You",
我當然是指 你的角色 I'm referring, of course, to "Your guy"--
不能接受居然會有女人不喜歡你 can't stand the idea there's a woman who isn't attracted to you.
-真的嗎 -是的 - Oh, really? - Yes.
-真的嗎 -于是我們又回到這了 - Oh, really? - And we're back to that.
馬特 聽著 Well, Matt, look--
讓我們考慮一下 let us think about this.
為什么 Why?
親愛的 Darling.
好吧 我會考慮一下 不 All right. I'll think about it. Hmm. No.
你還真是挺合作的 Well, that was collaborative.
什么 我不打算縱容他的同性戀恐懼癥 What?! I am not going to coddle his homophobia
并假裝懷著我們都知道的觀念 and pretend to entertain some notion we both know--
你從不關手機嗎 Is that ever switched off?
這事還沒完 We're not done with this.
嗨 Yo.
-難以置信 -我知道 - Unbelievable. - I know.
不是他 是你 Not him--you!
天哪 你在干什么 Jesus Christ, what are you doing?
我們談過這問題了 We talked about this.
我管不住自己 他一開始講 I can't help it. He starts speaking,
我就 我就 and I just--I just--
我不管 I don't care.
上次你把他給惹毛 結果我們 The last time you pissed him off, we found ourselves
只能編排個冰球教練的劇 running a show about a hockey coach.
我不知道你到底希望 I don't know what new level of hell
把我們降到什么新的層次 you're hoping to relegate us to.
很好 這樣怎么樣 All right, fine.
這樣吧 從現在開始 他是你的了 How about this? From here on in, he's yours.
什么 What?
怎么樣 So?
馬特 我很抱歉 Matt. Oh, I'm so sorry,
但是我二十分鐘前就該換衣服了 but I was supposed to be in wardrobe 20 minutes ago.
恐怕我得走了 I'm afraid I must run.
我相信你和肖恩 Oh, I'm sure you and Sean
能把一些相關的東西理清 can sort out any concerns you may have.
我們一會見 I'll see you both later.
她很有趣 She's fun.
她只是 She's just...
對工作非常有熱情 very passionate about the work.
你很走運 Ah. Lucky you.
剛打電話的是我新餐廳的廚師 Listen, that was this chef I gotta go check out
我得去看看 for my new restaurant.
如果我今天不去 我們可能會失去他 If I don't do it today, we could lose him.
你想來嗎 我們可以在路上聊 You want to come? We can talk on the way.
好吧 Uh...all right.
那么 關于這個同性戀的事 So, about this lesbian thing--
我知道你在說什么 真的 I hear what you're saying--I really do.
但我覺得關于這個角色很重要的一點是 But I think what's important to remember
得記住 about the character is--
我操 Fuck me!
別告訴我這是你的車 Tell me that's not yours.
你喜歡嗎 You like?
我聽說全世界僅有三輛 I read there was only three in the whole world.
是的 我 文萊的蘇丹 Yep. Me, the Sultan of Brunei,
還有個什么毒梟 and some drug guy.
它太豪華了 Oh, it's magnificent.
給你 Here.
所以從來沒人選我呢 And that's why I was never picked.
-真的嗎 -去開吧 - Really? - Go for it.
我太開心了 I am so happy.
-去跟它開房吧 -可以嗎 - Get a room. - Can I?
真希望我知道怎么開 Oh, I wish I knew how to drive.
看看我 Look at me!
我開這車簡直酷斃了 How cool do I look driving this?!
開玩笑吧 Seriously?
你開著這車 Even I don't look cool
連我都不酷了 with you driving this.
沒錯 Right.
我們應該回到你提出的 So, should we get back to your issue
莫寧的角色的問題上來 with Morning's character?
當然 我完全理解你和 Sure. I totally understand what you and--
我老想稱呼她貝琪 I keep wanting to call her Betsy.
不 別那么叫 Ohh, no, don't do that.
她母親的名字叫貝琪 Her mother's name is Betsy.
她恨這名字 She hates it.
現在我非得叫她貝琪了 Well, now I gotta call her Betsy.
太好了 Oh, brilliant.
前面右轉 Turn right here.
大廚在哪 Where is this chef?
拉斯維加斯 Las Vegas.
你覺得怎么樣 What do you think?
-誰穿 -莫寧 - For? - Morning.
第一個圖書館場景穿 In the first library scene.
它很 It's very, uh...
漂亮 Fabulous?
我想說蘇斯博士 I was gonna say Dr. Seuss.
著名童話作家 代表作《戴帽子的貓》主人公戴著紅白條紋高帽子
我覺得它很有趣 I think it's fun.
是 它當然是很有趣 No, it's definitely fun.
但她是名圖書管理員 But she's, um-- she's a librarian,
而不是可能在無名村有親戚的人 not someone who might have relatives in Whoville.
蘇斯博士另一作品《霍頓與無名氏》中的小村
不 不 你記得我們談論過 No, no. You remember we talked about
她是一名堅強又自信的女人 her being a strong, confident woman?
除了她還有誰會穿這衣服 Well, who else would wear this?
我不知道 Hmm. I don't know.
也許一只貓 戴著帽子的貓 Uh, maybe a cat? Perhaps in a hat.
好吧 好吧 Ok, ok.
但我們得讓她看起來顯得年輕 對嗎 But we want her to look young, though, right?
她演的角色可是二十多歲 I mean, she's playing late twenties.
完全正確 Absolutely.
你覺得她實際上多大 How old do you think she is actually?
莫寧 無人知曉 Morning? Hmm. No one knows.
但我有一個朋友跟她和威廉·夏特納 But I've got a friend who did a pilot with her
在八十年代合作過一次節目 and William Shatner back in the '80s.
八十年代 The '80s?
她演什么 他的孫女嗎 Well, what did she play-- his granddaughter?
如果說是他老婆呢 How about his wife?
我知道這太扯淡了 Mmm, I know. It's crazy, right?
那個女孩 That girl--
關于她的一切她自己心里清楚 somewhere she's got a painting of herself,
簡直不堪入目 and it's looking like all kinds of shit.
這家伙太他媽棒了 This guy's fuckin' amazing.
你嘗大蝦了嗎 Did you try the prawns?
太有才了 這鯰魚 Genius. And the catfish
就像你那車的食物版 is like the food version of your car.
伙計 你簡直讓我心服口服 Dude, you are blowing me away here.
我的榮幸 My pleasure.
你會說泰國語 You speak Thai?
不 就一些基本的 No, just the basic stuff--
請 謝謝 那女孩多少錢 Please, thank you, how much for the girl?
你好 Hello?
你在哪 Where are you?
-我和馬特在一起 -還在一起呢 - I'm with Matt. - Still?
是貝琪嗎 你好 貝琪 Is that Betsy? Hi, Bets!
-他說什么 -馬特問你好 - What's that? - Matt says hi.
聽著 你大概得開車回家了 Listen, you probably take the car home.
我還得有一會 I may be a while.
怎么回事 What's going on?
我們在拉斯維加斯 We're in Las Vegas.
維加斯 貝琪 Vegas, Betsy!
拉斯維加斯 Las Vegas?
是的 馬特得來看看他餐館的大廚 Yeah, Matt had to check out this chef for his restaurant,
然后我們得去參加某家俱樂部的開業典禮 and then we have to go to the opening of some new club.
把電話給我 Give me the phone.
我今晚回家 他有飛機 I'll be home tonight. He's got a plane.
我一會再給你打 我愛你 再見 I'll call you later. I love you. Bye.
別鬧了 Stop it!
提醒我一下 Remind me--
那部說話狗的破劇的試播是誰做的 who's doing that shitty talking-dog pilot?
我們 We are.
也許很有趣 Well, it might be funny.
等等 壞消息 Wait. Bad news.
-我們沒簽到約翰·斯塔莫斯 -操 - We lost John Stamos. - Fuck!
我剛和他經紀人打完電話 I just got off the phone with the agent.
他確定接ABC電視臺的戲了 He's definitely taking that thing at ABC.
去他媽的混蛋 That fucking cocksucker.
他是你兒子的教父 He's your son's godfather.
我又沒說他是壞人 I'm not saying he's a bad guy.
什么 現在不行 What the--Not now!
真糟糕 Aw, boo-oo-oo!
現在我們又回到起點 So, now we're back to square one.
這是為了 And this would be for...
《輕而易舉》 講騙子的那部 Easy Marks-- the con man thing.
我知道 I know.
斯塔莫斯是最適合的 Stamos would've been perfect.
我給你張新名單 I'll get you a new list.
馬特·勒布朗怎么樣 Hey, what about Matt LeBlanc?
《冰球小子》怎么辦 What about Pucks?
你覺得呢 You think?
我依舊很喜歡 I still like it.
再議吧 We'll see.
玩點點 玩點點 Nipple, nipple, nipple--
不準 No.
玩點點 Nipple, nipple?
我父親是神經學家 My father's a neurologist,
我母親是骨科醫生 my mother's an orthopedic surgeon.
我的兩個兄弟都是外科醫生 Both my brothers are surgeons.
挺神奇的 我現在能坐在這和你說話 It's amazing I'm sitting here talking to you
而非摘除某人的脾臟 and not removing someone's spleen.
你有沒有想過當醫生 Did you ever want to be a doctor?
我上大學就是讀這個專業 Yeah, I went to university for it.
在這過程中 我突然意識到 Somewhere along the line, though, I realized
我覺得人體內臟很惡心 I find the interior of the human body disgusting.
是啊 人是很惡心 Yeah, people are gross.
你呢 What about you?
如果你沒演戲 你現在會做什么呢 What would you be doing if you hadn't done this?
要么是個F1賽車手 I would've either been a Formula One driver...
理所當然 Of course.
或者是色情片影星 ...or a porn star.
不錯啊 不單只是個色情片演員 Impressive. Not just a porn actor--
而是色情片影星 a porn star.
對啊 我恰好擁有了 Yeah, well, I kind of have what you need
干那行必備的東西 to make it in that business.
什么 What?
你是說 You're speaking...
生理上的 anatomically?
是啊 很夸張 Yeah. It's ridiculous.
-就像第三支手臂一樣 -真的假的 - It's like a third arm. - Seriously?
真的 當然沒有手的部分 Yeah. Well, without the hand.
我想也是 I assumed.
恭喜 Congratulations?
長這樣和我沒啥關系 Hey, I had nothing to do with it.
我生下來就這樣 他們看到超聲波時 I was born this way. When they saw my sonogram,
還以為我是雙胞胎 they thought I was twins.
你是在耍我吧 我很傻的 Hey, are you winding me up? I'm very naive.
我說真的 除了手肘啥都有 I'm telling you-- it's got everything but an elbow.
我要去上個廁所 I gotta take a leak.
你要來看看嗎 You want to see it?
不了 Uh, no. I--
我想還是算了 Ha! I don't think so.
你確定 You sure?
我確定 謝謝邀請 Uh, yeah, I'm sure. But thank you.
隨便啦 我馬上就回來 Whatever. I'll be right back.
我還是沒明白 I still don't get it!
你怎么可能還不明白 How can you not get it?
你確定你講對了嗎 Are you sure you're telling it right?
去你的 我都和你說過一百萬次了 Fuck you. I've told it, like, a million times.
你可能漏說了什么 Maybe you left something out.
什么 熊走進來 吃了那個男的 What? The bear goes in, he eats the guy,
又吃了那個女的 然后走出去 它說 then he eats the girl, then he comes out, and he says--
上上上 那里右轉 Up-up-up-up! Turn right here.
可能要耗點時間 這人從不讓我們 This may take a while. This guy never lets us--
最近怎么樣 Hey, how's it going?
好了 All right, man.
謝謝你陪我兜了一天 Thanks for schlepping around with me today.
我很高興陪你兜 Hey, it was a pleasure being schlepped.
我進去之前 還得說 Listen, uh, before I go in,
-我向貝佛利保證過 -你是說貝琪 - I promised Beverly-- - You mean Betsy.
別 我答應她要和你討論女同志的情節 Stop it. I promised her we'd discuss that lesbian business.
我愛女同志的情節 Ooh, I love lesbian business.
-完了 -對 - Finished? - Yeah.
你看過原版的劇 Right. You've seen the original show.
你的角色 深愛著這個追不到的女人 There's something wonderful about your character
這是很美妙的一件事 loving this woman he can never have.
他不愿相信她永遠 He refuses to believe that one day
也不會轉過身來 she won't come around.
雖然這樣會他看上去有點蠢 I mean, yeah, it makes him look a little foolish,
但依舊很搞笑甜蜜 but it's funny and sweet.
-我同意 -真的 - I agree. - You do?
當然 Absolutely.
這是這部劇的精華之一 It's one of the best things in the show.
它讓男主更加人性化 讓人動容 It humanizes the guy. You totally feel for him.
那為什么還要修改呢 Then why change it?
你在英國做這部劇做了幾年 How many years did you do the show in the U.K.?
四季 Four series.
那是多少集 That's how many episodes?
-二十四集 -對了 - 24. - Right.
那對我們來說就一季 That's one season for us.
《老友記》拍了二百三十六集 Friends did 236 episodes.
你得給自己留點空間 You've got to give yourself places
讓故事情節繼續發展 for stories to go.
如果瑞秋是個女同 How long do you think Ross and Rachel would have lasted
你覺得羅斯和瑞秋能維持多久 if Rachel had been a lesbian?
或是《歡樂酒店》里的山姆和戴安娜 Or Sam and Diane on Cheers?
或是弗雷澤和 Or Frasier and--
我也不知道叫啥 我沒看過那片 I don't know who. I never watched that show.
你是編劇 但我告訴你 Look, you're the writer, but I'm telling you--
觀眾需要有讓他們追隨的內容 audiences need something to root for.
等我們到了第三季 And when we're in season 3,
你熬到半夜 搜腸刮肚 and you're up at midnight, looking for stories,
你會拿頭往墻上撞 you're gonna be banging your head against the wall,
念著 這人還能 saying, "How many times
調戲這個拉拉多少次 can this guy hit on the dyke?"
前門打開 Front door ajar.
我的天吶 Oh, my God.
我知道 I know.
-感覺怎么樣 -精疲力盡 - How are you? - Exhausted.
猜也猜得到 去了拉斯維加斯 I can imagine. Las Vegas?
對 Yeah.
整天和他呆在一起 啥感覺 And all day with him. What was that like?
挺好的 Uh...it was fine.
挺好 Fine?
我也不知道 我覺得蠻有意思的 Yeah, I don't know. I guess it was fun.
挺好 還有意思 Fine and fun?
挺好 還有意思 Fine and fun.
-你喜歡他 -對呀 - You like him. - I do.
-你傻了啊 -對不起 - You twat. - I'm sorry.
我知道你不想聽這話 I know that's not what you want to hear,
但他超棒的 but he's fantastic.
他玩得開 也大方 還很有趣 He's crazy and generous and very funny.
我們今天笑個不停 We laughed all day.
你迷上他了 You're smitten.
絕沒有 好吧 有一點啦 Hardly. All right, a little smitten.
就一點點 Just a smit.
他讓我開他的車 He let me drive his car.
我知道在你看來沒啥 Yeah. I know that doesn't mean anything to you,
但對我來說 我的神啊 but...ohh, my God!
還有拉斯維加斯 那地方爽呆了 And Vegas-- Vegas is mad.
進了家夜店 到處是狗仔 Going into this club, there are all these paparazzi,
-對馬特尖叫 對我尖叫 -干嘛對你 - shouting at Matt, shouting at me. - Why you?
因為我和他在一起 Because I was with him.
進去之后 我碰見了琳賽·羅韓 And then we got inside, and I met Lindsay Lohan.
還有《好萊塢女孩》里的人 And some people from The Hills--
半真人半劇情的美劇
雖然我也不知道那是啥 which I have no idea what that is,
但每個人都超興奮 but everyone was very excited.
還有 還有那個 And--And that girl
我們中途離場的那部電影里的姑娘 from that film that we walked out on.
-這群人聽起來星光閃耀嘛 -真這樣 - Sounds like a glamorous crowd. - It really was.
你沒聽出諷刺 Sarcasm missed.
我們在那玩了會 Anyway, we hung out there for a while,
他給我看了雞雞 我們就飛回來了 then he showed me his cock, and we flew home.
-再說一遍 啥 -他給我看了雞雞 - I'm sorry, what? - He showed me his cock.
-他給你看了雞雞 -對 - He showed you his cock? - Right.
為什么 Why?
因為尺寸超大 Because it's enormous.
像海底生物一樣 Like a sea creature.
像儒勒·凡爾納小說里描述的一樣 Like something out of Jules Verne.
法國科幻冒險小說家
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
-你絕對想象不到 -我也不愿想 - You can't imagine. - I don't want to.
幫我理理清思路 So, help me here.
你叫他給你看的 Did you ask to see it?
當然不是 那樣就詭異了 No. No, that would be weird.
-還好 -他主動提出的 -Ah, yes. - He offered.
-這一切在哪發生 -夜店里 - And this is happening where? - At the club.
在夜店他就堂而皇之的把那玩意掏出來了 He just hauled it out in the middle of a club?
不是 我跟他進了廁所 No. No, I followed him into the loo.
這故事真讓人不舒服 This is a very unsettling story.
事情大致就是這樣 That's pretty much all there is to it.
那再好不過了 I would hope so.
對了 給你看看我今天蹭到的東西 Oh, you have to see all this free stuff I got.
去夜店之前 我們碰到了一個設計師 Before the club, we met this designer
他送給我們一堆衣服 who just gave us all these clothes.
-為什么 -讓馬特穿啊 - Why? - So Matt would wear them.
那干嘛給你 Again, why you?
因為我跟他是一起的 Because I was with him!
這些衣服是相當潮的 Now, apparently, these are very hip.
上面印著"血老鼠" It says "Blood Rat".
衣服的牌子就叫這個 That's the name of the label.
這絕對不能穿 You're not gonna wear that.
我可能會穿 I might.
上面印著"血老鼠" It says "Blood...Rat".
這是開士米的 絲般順滑 It's cashmere. It's very soft.
還有 褲子 Also, these trousers.
這些污跡是有意設計的 我問過 The stains are intentional. I asked.
幾件襯衫 Some shirts.
這個帽子 This cap.
還有這副眼鏡 And look at these glasses.
怎么樣啊 What do you think?
傻到一定境界了 I think you look like a bloody idiot.
我知道他們為什么要白送你們這些東西 I understand why they're giving their clothes away.
這些嚙齒動物主題的衣服很前衛 They're desperately trendy, rodent-themed,
順便說一句 你丫自己玩的開心 and, by the way, would it have killed you
給我帶點東西回來會死啊 to bring something back for me?
哦 Oh.
-你戴這眼鏡應該 -少廢話 -These might look-- - Don't.
那我想關于女同角色的事情 你們沒談吧 I don't suppose you even talked about the lesbian thing.
談了 We did.
結果呢 And?
我們達成了一致 We're on the same page.
總算是有點進展 Oh, well, that's something.
他說的有道理 He's right.
聽我說 如果你目光放長遠的話 I'm just saying, if you take the long view,
他那樣設計角色是比較合理的 it makes more sense for the characters, you know?
你看 I mean...
要是這部劇播個四五年 if this show goes four or five years--
要是這部劇播個四五年 If this show goes four or five years,
我絕對活不了這么久 hopefully I'll be long dead,
你還是跟新搭檔去討論吧 and you and your new partner can sort it out.
我穿這衣服真像個傻逼 You know, I think I look like a bit of an arsehole in this.
嗯 Mm-hm.
對不起 其實我不想這么自作主張的 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a thoughtless prick.
我只是有點忘乎所以了 I just get carried away.
你就是 Yes, you do.
穿著這衣服你應該很性感 You know, you might look quite sexy in this.
穿"血老鼠" In Blood Rat?
旁邊有把漂亮的利刃就完美了 Maybe under a tasteful blazer.
確實很軟 It is soft...
但上面那大量失血的嚙齒動物真是掃興 if you can ignore the bleeding rodent.
那你可以試試這條污斑褲啊 You're welcome to these stained trousers, if you like.
還是算了吧 I think not.
他真的讓你看老二了 He really let you see his willy? Ohh.
現在我閉上眼睛 腦子里仍然是那一幕 When I close my eyes, I'm still seeing it.
有這么大么 It's that big?
怪獸級的 It could attack a city.
你給他看你的嗎 Did you show him yours? No!
我哪好意思啊 The situation was humbling enough as it was.
你的一點也不丟臉啊 I don't think you've got anything to be ashamed of.
一般尺寸有什么不好的 There's something to be said for human proportions.
啊 一般尺寸 Ow! Human proportions?
哦 不是 Oh, no.
-喂 -嗨 - Hello? - Hey!
肖恩在嗎 Is Sean there?
你好 馬特 Hello, Matt.
貝琪 他在嗎 Hey, Betsy! Is he around?
你男朋友 It's your boyfriend.
-喂 -嗨 - Hello. - Hey.
你說的沒錯 剛才的重點我沒說對 You were right. I fucked up the punch line.
熊沖進去了 The bear goes in...
這還差不多嘛 Well, that makes more sense.
他嚇死了 Aww, he's so scared.
你們讓我出去啊 Guys, let me out!
你們又把道森關里面了 Did you lock Dawson in there again?
-沒有 -有 - No. - Yes, they did!
我說你們啊 之前不是已經談過了嗎 Come on, you guys. We talked about this.
你們是個團隊 You're a team.
應該互相扶持 You've got to support each other...
互相尊重 treat each other with respect.
像你們這樣繼續內耗的話 So long as you keep pulling crap like this,
永遠也別想贏球了 you're never gonna win.
他說你腦袋連一個冰球都不如 He said the puck has more brains than you do.
那就再讓他待一會兒 Well, let's give him another five.
停 Cut!
不錯 Ha! That's great.
很好 繼續 Great. Moving on!
有沒有太過頭 Was that too big?
-沒 我覺得挺好笑 -酷 - No, I thought it was fun. - Cool.
你看 他現在只跟你交流了 You notice how he only looks at you now?
可能他覺得你不喜歡他 Maybe he thinks you don't like him.
-沒錯 -那么 - I don't. - Well...
這不是理由 很多人我都不喜歡 That's not it. I don't like a lot of people
他們還是朝我看的 and they all look at me.
你說過他是我的了 You did say he was mine.
我不管 他這樣很沒禮貌 I don't care. It's rude.
還有 他從什么時候開始 And what's all this business
管我叫貝琪了 about him calling me Betsy?
我讓他別這么叫的 Ohh, I told him not to do that.
我告訴他說這是你媽的名字 No, I--I said it was your mother's name
你不喜歡別人這樣叫 and you'd hate it.
什么 What?
你這簡直就是給他機會整我啊 That's just like giving him a gift, isn't it?
你吸煙 You smoke?
沒事 我經紀人知道 That's OK. My agent knows.
能給我來一支嗎 Can I bum one?
好啊 Sure.
貝佛利 我找到貝佛利了 她就在外面 Oh, Beverly. I found Beverly. She's right here.
貝佛利 你見到肖恩了沒 Beverly, you seen Sean?
他應該就在里面啊 怎么了 Yeah, he should be in there somewhere. Why?
馬特要見他 Matt needs him. He wants
打冰球的情節有幾句臺詞需要改一改 to change some lines in the hockey scene.
他是不是只叫了肖恩 Did he just ask for Sean, not--
而不是叫我們兩個 not the two of us?
嗯 沒錯 Uh...yeah.
-馬特在哪 -在化妝室 - Where is Matt? - In his dressing room.
貝佛利要去找馬特 Beverly's coming to talk to Matt.
哪位 Who is it?
貝琪 It's...Betsy!
進來 Come on in.
什么事 What's up?
-我們得談談 -好 - We need to speak. - OK.
請坐 Have a seat.
你好像對我有意見 Clearly, you have a problem with me.
我不清楚原因是什么 Now, I don't know whether
要么你是對女強人有看法 it's that you're uncomfortable around strong women,
要么你只是被我的氣場嚇住了 or you're threatened by me in particular.
要么就是你直接不喜歡我這人 Or maybe you just don't like me.
這也沒關系 我們沒必要互相欣賞 Well, that's fine. We don't have to like each other.
不過 我們還是必須要保持 However, we do have to remain...
職 職 職業關系 um...prof- professionals.
那個 And, um...
那個意思 就是 that means-- that means
我們要 互相 嗯 treating each other with, um--
互相尊重 with mutual respect.
這部劇 My husband and I
是我跟我老公一起創作的 created this show together,
所以 呃 so I--I--I--
你打算跟他作什么決定 I--I would appreciate you
也得讓我知道 according me every courtesy you give him.
如果 如果你 If--If you--
-什么 -如果你 - What? - If you...
覺得某個情節需要改進 have thoughts on a scene, you, um--
你也必須征求我的意見 you--you--you-- you talk to me as well as him.
要是你想改臺詞 If you want to change a line,
那么我們三人都得參與 不能只找他 you come to both of us, not--not just him.
我 我想 我應該有 I--I believe I have earned that--
這個權利 ahem--right.
沒錯 You're right.
我的行為相當業余 我為此道歉 It was unprofessional. I apologize.
好的 謝謝 Well, um...thank you.
我向你保證 此類事情不再會發生 I can promise you it will never happen again.
謝謝你 I would appreciate that.
我能再說一句嗎 Uh, can I say one thing...
關于互相尊重的 in the interest of mutual respect?
當然 Certaiy.
我的眼睛在這兒 My eyes are up here.
我不是一大塊肉 I'm not a piece of meat.
請吧 There you go.