不 不 No. No.
太好了 你在這 Oh, good. There you are.
聽聽肖恩的意見 Hey. See what Sean thinks.
要聽肖恩的什么意見 See what Sean thinks about what?
妮柯拉穿這件上衣是不是有點爆乳 Isn't this top too booby for Nicola?
我 我得說 再爆乳也不為過啊 I'd--I'd have to say, can one ever be too booby?
多謝 我已經花了不少錢 Thank you! I have spent a lot of money
來確認這個問題的答案是否定的 believing the answer to that question is no.
我得另外給你找一件 I'm gonna find you something else.
有事嗎 So, what's up? Um...
多謝 Thanks.
我拿到圖書館那場戲的新劇本了 I've got the new pages for the library scene.
你走向他 這樣一來 You go to him now. That way,
會給他不少壓力 it really puts the pressure on him.
我看看 Let's see.
這樣好太多了 This is so much better.
-是嗎 對 -是啊 現在演得通了 - Is it? Oh, yay. - Yeah, it works now.
你太牛了 You're so good!
那啥 Well...
莫寧喜歡改過的劇本 Morning likes the rewrite.
能看出來 I can see that.
-我可能應該 -去吧 - I should probably- - Right.
試試這件 Try this.
我能怎么辦 What was I supposed to do?
我正跟她談話 她就那么把上衣脫了 I'm talking to her, and she just takes her top off
當我是透明的 like I'm not even there.
得了吧 她知道你在場 Oh, please. She knew you were there.
我不知道 她是個女演員 I don't know. She's an actress.
她們對自己的身體毫無顧忌 They're very free with their bodies.
我是說 她是有的選的 All I'm saying is, that was a choice.
她完全可以去后面換衣服 She could've gone in the back to change.
還有個辦法 Or--here's an idea--
她可以轉過身去 但她沒有 she could just have turned round. But no.
她認為當時是向你展示咪咪的 She decided that was the perfect moment
完美時刻 to bring out the bazooms.
-咪咪 -沒錯 - Bazooms? - Yes.
嚴格地說 那不是乳房 Technically, those aren't breasts.
只是咪咪 They're bazooms.
你可以去查查乳房大百科 You can look it up in The Big Book of Tits.
親愛的 看著我 Darling, look at me.
你沒什么可擔心的 Hi. You have nothing to worry about.
我對她的咪咪完全沒感覺 I am totally immune to her bazooms.
好吧 All right.
我是說真的 I mean it.
-我信了 -那就好 - I said all right. - All right.
-這樣行了吧 -行了 - All right? - All right.
再來一輪嗎 One more round?
行啊 -我也行 - All right. - All right.
今天還沒結束嗎 Is today over yet?
那個其實 馬特有今晚 Actually, Matt has these tickets
慈善活動的票 他想知道 for this charity thing tonight, and he was wondering--
求你 不要 我只想 Oh, please, no. All I want to do
回到家里 泡個舒服的熱水澡 is go home and sit in a nice hot bath.
咱們能推掉它嗎 Can we get out of it?
你可以推掉 他只有一張多余的票 You can. He only has one extra.
當然了 他只邀請了你 And, of course, he only invited you.
你剛說你不想去的 You just said you didn't want to go.
-那不是重點 -那就是我的重點 - That's not the point. - It's my point.
-要是我想去怎么辦 -但你明明不想去 - What if I wanted to go? - But you don't.
你剛問咱們能不能推掉它 You just asked to get out of it.
喔 你就推掉了 還有其他的愿望嗎 Whoosh--you're out of it. Any more wishes?
你是在故意裝糊涂 Are you being intentionally dim,
還是你真的沒明白 or do you really not get--
不 親愛的 不明白的是你 No, darling, it's you who doesn't get it.
他當然不會邀請你去玩 Of course he's not gonna invite you to things.
他知道你不想讓他演那個角色 He knows you didn't want him for the part.
你跟他說話時把他當白癡 You talk to him like he's an idiot.
還有 提醒一下 你討厭他 And, lest we forget, you hate him.
那也沒有理由不邀請我 Still, that's no reason not to invite me.
是 是 Yeah, yeah.
那么 我沒有受邀參加的慈善活動是什么 So, what is this charity thing that I'm not invited to?
是為了強奸的 It's for rape.
為了強奸的 It's for rape?
不 不是為了強奸 No, it's not for rape.
不是 不是支持強奸 It's not-- It's not pro-rape.
而是為了阻止這種行為 或是 It's to prevent it, or to...
關愛那些受到強奸的 take care of women after--
我不知道 反正跟強奸有關 I don't know. Rape is involved.
反正你也不會喜歡的 You wouldn't have enjoyed it anyway.
還有個品酒環節 There's this whole wine-tasting thing.
品酒和強奸 Wine-tasting and rape?
我想還有個歌手 And I believe there's a singer.
太好了 Oh, good.
她來了 She's here.
覺得如何 What do you think?
這個嘛 Well, uh...
我很高興這回她穿了上衣 I like that she's wearing a top this time.
但是下半身在哪 But where's the bottom?
說什么呢 What are you saying?
-那短裙 -怎么了 - Uh, the skirt. - What?
太短了 Too short?
她是個男生寄宿學校的 She's a librarian
圖書管理員 in a boys' boarding school.
我想向男生們展示她的陰道 I'm guessing it's not within her job description
并不在她的工作范圍之列吧 to show the boys her vagina.
他們可能會更愛去圖書館 They might go to the library more.
帶上眼鏡看看 Look at it with the glasses.
不錯 現在變成戴著眼鏡的陰道了 Right. So, now it's a vagina with glasses.
再跟我說說 你到底有什么要求 Tell me again... what you want.
我顯然是沒搞明白 Obviously, I'm not getting it.
我的要求還真是艱澀難懂 As incomprehensible as that is,
我們想要有品位的 高雅一點的著裝 we need something tasteful, stylish,
少一些 婦產科展示 less, uh... gynecological.
你們好 小家伙們 Hey, kids!
喜歡你這身 Ohh! Love that!
謝謝 Thank you!
不好看嗎 Isn't it great?
一點都不好看 It is not great!
因為她是個圖書管理員 Because she's a librarian!
確切的說 她是個熒幕上的圖書管理員 Well, a TV librarian. Exactly.
你是說 Meaning?
觀眾可不會因為圖書管理員太火辣 No one ever stopped watching a TV show
而不看一部電視劇 because the librarian looked too hot.
你又不會真的看到我的陰道 You're not gonna actually see my vagina.
但是 我們知道它就在那 And yet, we'll all know it's there.
聽好 我絕對要說清楚 Look, let me be absolutely clear about this.
這條短裙 還有她的生殖器官 This skirt--and her reproductive organs--
我再說一次 不能出現在我的戲里 are not--I repeat-- not going in my show!
在她要失控砍人之前 Let's get you out of this, honey...
咱們先去把這衣服換了吧 親愛的 before she kills somebody.
我 我很抱歉 剛剛 I'm--I'm sorry. That was--
行了 咱們去走走吧 Come on. Let's take a walk.
不了 我沒事 真的 No, I'm fine, really.
我知道 我知道 跟我走吧 I know, I know. Just walk with me.
好了 有什么事 Okay, what's wrong?
沒事啊 Nothing's wrong.
真的 一切正常 Really, it's all good.
明白了 很有型的拳頭 Gotcha. Nice fists.
說起來很無聊 Oh. Oh, it's all incredibly tedious.
那就來煩煩我吧 So, bore me.
我今天實在過得不怎么樣 Oh, I've just had a rather difficult day.
說是今天 其實有一個月 And by "Day", I mean month,
有一個半月了 month and a half.
過得不愉快嗎 Oh. Not having fun?
愉快 Fun?
不 我 No. I--
你真的要聽嗎 You really want to hear this?
是啊 真的想聽 Yeah, I really do.
每一天 我都 Every day, I...
感覺我們在把這部劇弄得更糟 feel like we're making this show worse.
我都想不起來剛開始我為什么喜歡它了 I can barely remember why I liked it to begin with.
我討厭洛杉磯 I hate L.A.
我膩歪了陽光和莫吉托酒 I'm sick of the sunshine and the mojitos.
一種傳統的古巴雞尾酒
我 我受夠了在我不肥的時候 I--I am tired of feeling fat
卻感覺自己很肥 when I'm not fat.
-你不肥啊 -謝謝 - You're not fat. - Thank you!
我肥嗎 Am I fat?
不 你當然不肥 No! You're not fat!
真的嗎 我真討厭我的屁股 Really? Ohh, I hate my ass.
我的屁股以前多漂亮啊 I used to have such a great ass.
咱們聊完我的事了嗎 So...we're done with me?
不好意思 繼續 Oh, sorry. Ha ha ha! Go on.
肖恩知道會滅了我的 Sean would kill me for saying this,
但是如果你現在告訴我這部劇被砍了 but if you told me right now this whole thing was off,
我立刻歡欣鼓舞回家去 oh, I'd be home in a heartbeat,
一點都不會介意 and I wouldn't mind a bit.
不過你不會告訴我這個 是吧 But you're not gonna tell me that, are you?
很抱歉 Sorry.
晚安 蒂姆 Good night, Tim.
我的神啊 Oh, Christ.
明天見 See you guys tomorrow.
親愛的 Honey...
會好起來的 it's gonna be all right.
裙子會找到的 We'll find a skirt.
我知道 I know we will.
看看你 多迷人 Look at you, all glamory.
謝謝 Thanks.
你還挺快 You did that fast.
你今晚有什么活動 What are you up to tonight?
我要去參加防范強奸的公益活動 I've got that benefit for the rape prevention thingy.
我想肖恩也會去的 Oh, um... I believe Sean's gonna be there.
是啊 我知道 我們會想你的 Yeah, I know. We'll miss you.
晚安 Night.
強暴防治小組
我沒看見他跟在我后面 I didn't see him behind me
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但我的手卻 But mine was--
我和她曾經拍過一集試播劇 I once did a pilot with her.
她可不是個好演員 Not a good actress.
受害者中的18%是被陌生人強奸的 ...18% of all victims were raped by a stranger.
82%是被他們認識的人侵犯的 82% were attacked by someone that they know.
我想她現在在講旁白 I think she does voice-overs now.
給那些動畫片和狗屎劇配 For, like, cartoons and shit.
所以你們的支持相當重要 ...and why your support is so vitally important.
女人必須知道如何保護自己 Women have to know how to protect themselves...
想開瓶酒嗎 You want to open the wine?
我覺得我們應該等一會兒 I think we're supposed to wait.
我同時以母親的身份在這里演講 I am also speaking here as a mother...
真該給酒透透氣了 It really should breathe.
好吧 好吧 All right. Okay.
被強暴后報案的女性中 Over 80% of the women
有80%的年齡在25歲以下 who report being raped are under 25 years old.
這僅僅是就報導過的案例來說 And that's just the instances that have been reported.
強奸罪被稱為美國 Rape is called the most under-reported
曝光率最低的暴力犯罪 violent crime in America.
一項大型全國調查顯示 In a large national survey of American women
每六個有記錄的強奸案中 only one out of every six rapes reported
只有一個向警方報案 was reported to the police.
現在 請仔細想一想 六分之一 Now, think about that. One in six.
這是一組令人吃驚的數據 That is a staggering statistic...
抱歉來晚了 Sorry I'm late.
換衣服耽擱了 I got stuck in wardrobe.
我錯過什么了 What'd I miss?
她被強奸了 She was raped.
目前在高中和大學中有一個項目 ...Now there's a program in high schools and college campuses,
旨在教導年輕女性 teaching young women how to defend themselves,
怎樣防衛自己 how to protect themselves...
我都不知道你會來 I didn't know you were coming.
-馬特邀請我的 -你看上去很漂亮 - Matt invited me. - You look very nice.
噓 別出聲 Shh! Come on, guys.
這樣不好 Not cool.
我們去一些相關的政府部門 We guide them through the process
對她們進行指導 of going to the proper authorities,
我們也提供咨詢服務 and we are providing counseling...
真是瘋了 我為什么要擔心這個 It's crazy. Why am I even worrying about this?
我完全信任他 I completely trust him.
問題是 你信任那女的嗎 The question is, do you trust her?
她臉有多繃 我就有多不信任 About as far as I can stretch her tight little face.
我甚至不喜歡她的名字 莫寧 I don't even like her name-- Morning.
想一想 當她70歲時 Well, imagine how ridiculous that name will be
這個名字得多么喜感 when she's, like, 70.
她可能已經70歲了 She probably is 70.
她怎么做到的 How does she do it?
-聽說是打針打的 -哪種的 - I've heard injections. - What sort?
某種中國嬰兒的血清制品吧 Some kind of serum made from Chinese babies.
天啊 太可怕了 Oh, that's horrible.
知道她在哪弄到的嗎 Do we know where she gets it?
抽煙嗎 Do you smoke?
真想來上一根 Ohh, I'd love one.
不過我十年前戒了 But I quit ten years ago.
盡管那天我破了一次戒 Although, I did slip the other day,
那簡直 and it was--
不不 我不該抽 我知道這是毒藥 No, no, I shouldn't. I know it's poison.
然而有時 即使是聞一下香煙的氣味也 And yet, sometimes even the smell of a cigarette--
不是香煙 Oh. Not cigarettes.
那太好了 Oh, that's fine.
我只是一個需要被傾聽的傻瓜 I'm just a fool who needs to listen to...
我不知道你會邀請她 I didn't know you'd invited her.
沒錯 Yeah.
等等 你們倆 Wait, are you two--
我們倆 不不 Us? No, no.
我請她是為了你 I brought her for you.
我都沒給你送點什么 And I didn't get you anything.
看來你們兩個真的很投緣 It just seemed like you guys were really hitting it off,
所以我想得給你倆一些空間 so I thought I'd give you some space--
你知道的 遠離那個 you know, away from-- ehhhh!
你沒開玩笑 You serious?
沒 我想她喜歡你 Yeah, I think she likes you.
首先 我結婚了 很幸福 Alright, first of all, I'm married, happily.
我不會做出劈腿這種事 I don't do that sort of thing.
不管她是否喜歡我 And whether she likes me--
為什么你會認為她喜歡我 Why do you think she likes me?
真的 就是她 I'm telling you-- the way she's always...
總是迎合著你的那個樣子 playing up to you.
才不是那樣呢 我是她上司 That's not what that is. I'm her boss.
這是我的劇 她不得不對我好點 It's my show. She has to be nice to me.
我也沒對你老婆好點啊 I'm not nice to your wife.
即使是這樣也沒關系 我不會出軌的 Even so, it doesn't matter. I don't cheat.
誰說要出軌了 Who said anything about cheating?
我只是在說 來點小動作 I'm talking about a little thing.
是啊 小動作也是動作 Yeah, a little thing is still a thing.
才不呢 Nah.
手淫也算出軌嗎 Like, is a hand job cheating?
算 Yes.
-手淫 -算 - A hand job? - Yes.
-你知道手淫是什么吧 -知道 - You know what a hand job is? - Yes.
我想口交也 So, I guess a blow job--
所有不跟妻子發生的性交都算出軌 All the jobs are cheating.
手淫 口交 Hand job, blow job,
含蛋 舔菊 hum job, rim job...
別說了 你這么說著我都要沖動了 Oh, stop. You're turning me on with that accent.
我的意思是 Ooh! I'm just saying--
看看你放棄了什么 look at what you're giving up.
-你也看過那個視頻了 -什么視頻 - You've seen the tape. - What tape?
你沒看過她的視頻 You haven't seen her tape?
-莫寧 -是啊 - Morning? - Uh, yeah.
大概十年前 好像事鬧得挺大的 About ten years ago. It was kind of a big deal,
因為她當時在一部家庭劇里演媽媽 'cause she was playing the mom on some family show.
她和一個黑哥們 It's her and some black dude,
干點事情 and they are doing stuff.
我的老天 Oh, my God.
我可不想看 I don't want to see it.
你得看看 Ohh, you want to see it.
你們倆在一起多久了 How long have you guys been together?
八年 Eight years.
他一次都沒 And he's never...
-什么 -亂搞 - What? - Screwed around.
沒 一次都沒 Oh, no, never.
盡管 Although...
有個前例 There is some precedent.
我很好奇 Intriguing.
我剛遇見肖恩的時候 他 When I first met Sean, he was...
當時是已婚 married to someone else.
真的嗎 Really?!
我們倆同時在 We both got hired to, um...
給一個短劇寫劇本 write on this sketch show,
從第一天起 感覺就像 and from day one, it was, like...
這么多年你去哪了 "Hello! Where have you been?"
我們一見如故 逗得彼此開懷大笑 We totally clicked, made each other laugh.
我告訴自己什么都不會發生的 And I told myself nothing could happen.
他結婚了 He was married.
-你挺了多久 -五天 - How long did that last? - Five days.
你看你 還自我抑制呢 Look at you, with the self-restraint!
還想再來點嗎 Ohh. You want more?
不 好吧 No. Yes.
那時候可真瘋狂啊 It was a crazy time--
我們兩個都心存愧疚 both of us feeling guilty,
到處偷偷摸摸的 sneaking around,
總擔心我們會被抓奸 always afraid we were gonna get caught.
聽起來很刺激 That sounds hot.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
我現在交往的這人 I've been seeing this guy--
也是已婚的 also married.
沒人知道 No one knows.
而且 我不能告訴你他的名字 And...I can't tell you his name.
這事兒要是傳開了 If it got out,
會毀了很多人的生活 it could ruin a lot of lives.
是默克 對吧 It's Merc, right?
對 Yeah.
孩子們好啊 Ohh! Hello, boys.
看啊 親愛的 是馬特·勒布朗 Look, honey, it's Matt LeBlanc
電影《歡樂滿人間》描寫煙囪工人的主題曲名 第三集中默克形容貝佛利是該劇女主角
和他朋友 煙囪小子 and his pal... Chim Chim Cher-ee!
你好 馬特 Ha ha ha! Hi, Matt.
你好 肖恩 Hello, Sean. Hey.
我不知道你們會出席 Wow, I didn't know you two were gonna be here.
你是在開玩笑嗎 Are you kidding me?
詹姆斯是這次活動的聯合主席 James is the co-chair of this whole thing.
恭喜 Congratulations. Wow.
她的確很出色 Yeah, she's pretty amazing.
她一直在拼死拼活地工作 She's been working her ass off.
在過去的大約六個月中 For, like, the last six months,
我耳朵里灌滿了"強奸 強奸 強奸" all I've heard is, "Rape, rape, rape, rape, rape."
這么多遍聽得我都想試試了 It's enough to make you want to do it.
-親愛的 -我開玩笑呢 - Honey. - I'm kidding.
你不能拿這事兒開玩笑 Hey, you don't laugh at this stuff.
你得哭 You cry.
-這是個美好的夜晚 -謝謝 - It's a great night. - Thank you.
的確 一切都很完美 It really is--everything.
娜塔莉·科爾指當晚演唱歌手
酒啊 娜塔莉·科爾啊 連食物都是 The wine, Natalie Cole. Even the food.
你沒法指望在這方面都很完美 可是 You don't expect it to be good at these things, but--
我知道 這廚師就是個天才 I know. This chef is a genius.
我在一次結腸癌的慈善活動上發現他的 I found him at the colorectal cancer benefit.
現在除了他我誰也不用 Now I won't use anyone else.
你們參加過那次結腸癌的活動沒 Have you ever been to the colorectal one?
他們總是在圣誕節前后舉辦 They always do it right around Christmas,
到處都是閃燈 with all the twinkly lights.
真是夢幻啊 It's just magical.
我還很喜歡那些給兔唇患兒舉辦的那一次 I also really like the one for the kids with the harelips.
去年抽獎的時候 我中了一輛車 Last year at the raffle, I won a car.
一輛豐田而已 那也不錯啊 Well, a Toyota. But still.
貝佛利來了嗎 Is Beverly here?
沒有 馬特就一張多余的票 No, Matt only had one extra ticket.
你應該給我打個電話的 Oh, you should've called me.
我要早知道就好了 Uhh, I wish I'd known.
我很喜歡貝佛利 I really like Beverly.
對啊 她棒極了 Yeah, she's great.
她在洛杉磯過得開心點沒 Is she enjoying L.A. any better?
你知道的 我們為了試播一直在工作 Eh. Well, you know, we're working so hard on the pilot,
也沒法到別的地方去 we really couldn't be anywhere.
這家伙是不是把你們逼得太狠了啊 Hey, is this one pushing you too hard?
只管和我說 我對他還是有點影響力的 Just tell me. I've got a bit of clout with him.
親愛的 Honey?
他本打算在圣誕節后 He was going to leave her...
離開她 after Christmas.
他只是想等到 He just wanted to wait
他們從夏威夷回來后 until they got back from Hawaii.
說是押金不能退 Apparently the deposits weren't refundable,
還是怎么的 我不清楚 or some bullshit. I don't know.
但他真的要離開她 But he really was going to leave her.
然后她瞎了 And then she went blind.
這樣一來 他就什么都不能做了 Obviously, he couldn't do anything then.
那樣別人會怎么看 I mean, how would that look?
那可不好 Not good.
我真沒法相信 I couldn't believe it.
瞎了 Blind.
就像是在懲罰我 It's like I was being punished.
現在 And now it's--
我們又回到原點了 it's just back to where we were, you know?
在辦公室里亂搞 Screwing in the office
出些莫須有的差 and taking fake business trips.
我知道 我應該結束這一切 I know, I know-- I should just end it.
可是 But--
我現在餓得 I could eat...
能吞掉一整頭豬了 a whole pig right now.
你想聽點真正可悲的事情嗎 You want to hear something really pathetic?
我都成了一名眼部失明 I've actually become an expert
方面的專家 on ocular blindness.
我不斷地上網 I'm online constantly,
閱讀所有最新的研究成果 reading all the latest research.
到目前為止 And so far,
一點希望都沒有 there is really no hope.
可是我 But I--
我一直夢想著 I just keep dreaming that...
某一天 某個地方的某個醫生 someday, some doctor somewhere
能找到治療的方法 will find a cure
使那個可憐的女人重見光明 and give that poor woman her sight back,
那樣他就能他娘的離開她了 so he can fucking leave her.
你們得嘗嘗這個 You guys gotta try this one.
起初品起來 像是一種濃重的可可味 Starts off with, like, a deep cocoa flavor,
然后有一種灰燼般的余味 and then it has an almost ashy finish.
一種什么味 A what?
灰燼般的余味 An ashy finish.
那是真的 That's a real thing.
對啊 這是種清談的解百納 Mmm, yes. It's a bright Cabernet,
有著毛發燃燒過的香味 redolent of burnt hair and,
還像特醇萬寶路的味道 uh, Marlboro Lights.
你們倆都給我去死吧 Or you can both suck my balls.
肖恩 Sean?
我的天啊 Oh, my God!
你在洛杉磯干什么呢 What are you doing here in L.A.?
我寫了部電影劇本 I've got a screenplay.
什么 你現在寫劇本呢 What, you're writing now?
-裝裝唄 -太棒了 - Pretending to. - That's brilliant.
但是 電影界可不好混 Although, features-- that is a tough game.
我和貝貝有一個劇本 Bev and I have a script
我們八年來一直想找人來拍 we've been trying to make happen for eight years.
事實上 我的已經開拍了 Actually, mine is happening.
什么 What?
三周后我們就要開拍了 We start filming in three weeks.
太棒了 That's brilliant.
他們要拍你的電影了 They're making your movie.
-導演是布萊恩·辛格 -真棒 真棒 -Bryan Singer's directing. - Brilliant, brilliant.
馬特·達蒙和凱拉·奈特莉演對手戲 It's a two-hander with Matt Damon and Keira Knightley.
馬特·達蒙 Matt Damon?!
和凱拉·奈特莉 And Keira Knightley?
演你的電影 In your movie.
那真是 That's--
那真是 That is--
太棒了 Brilliant?
哦 對了 不好意思 Oh, yeah, sorry.
這兩位是馬特·勒布朗和莫寧·蘭道夫 Matt LeBlanc, Morning Randolph,
這位是安德魯·萊斯利 this is Andrew Leslie.
安德魯以前是我的私人助理 Andrew used to be our old P.A.
但現在 很明顯 But now, apparently,
他有自己編劇的電影了 he's got a mo-o-ovie!
那 你是為什么來的 So, what brings you here?
我們在拍一部電視劇的試播片 Uh, we're doing a TV pilot.
是《萊曼校長和孩子們》的美國版 We're making an American version of Lyman's Boys.
棒極了 誰演朱利安的角色啊 Awesome. Who's doing Julian's part?
馬特演 Matt is.
你是認真的 Oh, you're serious?
那可 那可真好 Well, that-- that's fantastic.
我們做了點改動 Yeah, we changed it a bit.
現在是講一個冰球教練的故事了 It's now about a hockey coach.
叫做《冰球小子》 It's called Pucks!
不 說真的 No, really.
不 是真的 No, really.
那 祝你好運了 Well, good luck with that.
我該回去和凱拉一起了 Uh, I should really get back to Keira.
你跟凱拉一起來的 Oh. You're here with Keira?
派拉蒙的人也來了一堆 Mm. And all the Paramount people.
很高興見到你們 Uh, nice meeting you both.
再見 Bye-bye.
操你媽的 滾出美國 Fuck you. Get out of my country.
到底是哪個腦殘 Ohh! What kind of sick mind
把冰箱給鎖了 chains a refrigerator?
這里簡直就是被蝗蟲侵襲過了 It's like locusts came through here.
肯定能找到點吃的 Ohh, there's got to be something left.
你好啊 Ohh. Hello.
甜甜圈 A donut.
垃圾桶里的 From the garbage?
是啊 Yeah.
有其它東西接觸到嗎 Anything touching it?
就一些 垃圾 Just...garbage.
行 All right. Hey.
三年前他還在給我倒咖啡 Three years ago, he's getting me lattes.
現在居然跟馬特·達蒙 Now he's making a movie
和凱拉·奈特莉合作拍電影了 with Matt Damon and Keira Knightley.
他確實是在拍電影 You know, just because he's making a movie
但不代表會是部好電影 相信我 doesn't mean it's gonna be a good movie. Believe me.
我干嗎這么激動 Why should I care about this?
他也不是個壞人 He's not a bad person.
他就是個垃圾 He's a douchebag.
你可別摧殘自己 Look, don't do this to yourself.
那破人滾回英國 You'll still be making great TV shows
給別人端咖啡的時候 when that little creep goes back
你仍然拍著你最棒的電視劇 to getting other people coffee.
你是一個非常非常有才華的編劇 You are a brilliant, brilliant writer.
我這不是客套話 And I dot mean "Brilliant" like you guys say it.
你真的很有才華 You're actually brilliant.
你太客氣了 That's-- That's very kind.
屁 我不是客氣 我說的是事實 Bullshit. It's not kind. It's true.
你可能不知道我在這行干了多久 You may not realize how long I've been doing this.
我 有聽別人提過 I've...heard rumors.
那你應該知道我不是隨便說說了 So, you know I know what I'm talking about.
我接這個劇之前 Before I took this,
萊曼校長和孩子們每一集我都看過 I watched every episode of Lyman's Boys.
真的嗎 You did?
你知道自己多么有才華嗎 Do you even know how talented you are?
我每天在臺上演戲 I show up at that stage every day,
我根本就不相信居然有機會跟你合作 and I can't believe I get to work with you.
帥哥們 我的車來了 Well, boys, this is me.
今晚我很愉快 謝謝你們 Oh, thank you both for a lovely evening.
晚安 親愛的 Good night, sweetie.
來吧 Come here.
你沒事吧 You gonna be okay?
我 Oh, I--I--
已經沒事了 謝謝 I'm already okay. Thank you.
明天見 See you tomorrow.
你讓大好機會溜走了 There goes one great opportunity.
-又溜回來了 -這不是我的車 - And it's back. - It's not my car.
太丟臉了 That was embarrassing.
我身上怎么都是狗毛 Oh, God. I'm covered in dog hair--
我覺得你今晚不該開車 I'm thinking maybe you shouldn't be driving tonight.
你說的好像沒錯 I think you may be right.
你家在威斯伍德吧 You're in Westwood, right?
小肖 你應該是順路的吧 Seanie, you're heading in that direction.
能送我嗎 Would you mind?
我還要回一趟辦公室 Uh, actually, I need to go back to the office.
我把一些劇本筆記忘那兒了 I left some script notes there
晚上還要跟貝佛利一起過一遍 that Beverly and I need to go over tonight.
好吧 Oh. Okay.
來 我載你 Come on. I'll take you.
正門半開 Front door ajar.
好啊 Hello.
木須肉 Moo shu pork.
你才木須肉 Moo shu pork to you.
-澡洗得怎么樣 -沒洗 - How was your bath? - Didn't get to it...
我跟卡羅嗑嗨了 because I got stoned with Carol.
電視臺的那個卡羅 Carol from the network?
-不是吧 -就是 - You did not! - Yes, I did.
你那個品酒會不如我墮落了吧 Your little wine-tasting doesn't look so debauched now, does it?
確實不夠 It does not.
包里是什么 What's in the bag? Oh.
每個人都有份 我還沒看 We all got one. I haven't looked in it yet.
拔塞鉆 Corkscrew.
一瓶梅露汁 Bottle of Merlot.
和一個強暴警哨 And a rape whistle.
怎么樣啊 見到什么名人沒 So, how was it? Who was there? Any famouses?
整個會場全是名人 The place was crawling with them.
我旁邊的旁邊那桌是莎朗·斯通 I was two tables away from Sharon Stone,
我老遠也能聽到她說話 吵死 who was annoying even from the back.
當然 Sure.
還有個看上去像麥莉·塞勒斯 Miley Cyrus, I think.
埃爾頓·約翰 見真人的話 Elton John-- who, in person,
會覺得他長得有點像朱迪·丹奇 looked a lot like Judi Dench.
是嗎 還有誰 Really? Who else?
還碰到了我們以前的助理安德魯 Oh, I ran into our old P.A. Andrew.
我們的小安德魯 Oh, little baby Andrew!
他去那兒干嘛呢 Ohh, what's he doing here?
他寫了一部電影 He wrote a movie they're making
馬特·達蒙和凱拉·奈特莉出演 with Matt Damon and Keira Knightley.
-那個小混蛋 -謝謝 - That little prick. - Thank you.
還有其他熟人嗎 Any other familiar faces?
默克 還有他老婆 叫什么來著 Oh, Merc and his wife. What's her name?
-杰米 -對 她向你問好 - Jamie. - Right. She says hello.
她真好 Oh, that was sweet.
就這點 So, that was it?
什么這點 What was it?
還有我認識的人嗎 Anybody else I might know?
沒了 Uh, no.
那么 馬特 Well...Matt?
哦對 馬特 他肯定在 Oh, Matt. Right, of course.
還有 And...
沒了 And that's it.
是嗎 真沒了 Really? No one else?
我想是沒了 I don't think so.
那個誰 Not, um...
-莫寧呢 -哦 莫寧在 - Morning? - Oh, right. Yeah, Morning.
干嘛 What?
沒什么 我只是覺得 No, I just...
挺有意思的 think it's interesting
你居然沒有提到她 that you failed to mention her.
我忘記了 Guess I forgot.
有一個還不知道是不是麥莉·塞勒斯的 You remember someone
你倒記得 who may have been Miley Cyrus,
卻忘記了我們劇里的演員 but you forgot one of the stars of our show?
好吧 我不提她的原因就是 All right, fine. The reason I didn't mention her
你聽到她的名字會變得 was because I knew it would make you all--
就像現在這副樣子 whatever you're being now.
我現在這副樣子 I'm whatever I'm being now
就是因為你沒提到她 because you didn't mention her.
什么都沒發生 Nothing happened.
聽你這口氣好像你有機會發生些什么 You say that like there's a chance something could've happened.
好吧 你想聽事實嗎 All right, fine. You want to know the truth?
你想說什么 As opposed to what?
晚會結束之后 There was a moment...
我們兩個 between us...
當時有那么一瞬間 at the end of the evening
感覺可能 when something...
會發生些什么 might've happened.
但我選擇了回家 But I chose to leave it
選擇了你 and come home to you.
你這算是在安慰我嗎 Is that supposed to make me feel better--
你和那個女人居然已經有了"那么一瞬間" the fact that you're already having "Moments" With this woman?
我選擇了你 I chose you.
理應如此啊 I would hope so!
你這又不是什么加分的舉動 You don't get extra points for that.
那我去睡覺了 Right. I'm going to bed.
就這樣 Yeah, like that. Oh, yeah.
操我 Fuck me. Ohh!
就這樣 再重點 Yeah, like that. Ohh, harder!
再重點 Harder!
操我 Ohh, yeah, fuck me!
操我 Oh, yeah! Fuck me!