前情提要
你知道這是為什么 You know what this is about.
莫寧嗎 我的老天 Morning? Oh, my God!
我對她一點感覺都沒有 Look, I have no interest in her at all.
我那天晚上看到你對著她打手槍 I saw you wanking to her the other night.
貝貝 停車 你走錯邊了 Bev, stop! You're on the wrong side!
不 肖恩 走錯的是你 No, Sean! You're on the wrong side!
我不是那個意思 That's not what I meant!
你想發泄嗎 好啊 發泄出來吧 You want to let it out? Fine, let it out.
發泄出來吧 Yeah, let it out!
好了好了 停止發泄 Aah! Okay, stop letting it out.
夠了沒有 Enough letting it out!
沒有 No!
如果你想讓我停下來 If you want me to stop...
就說停 say stop.
停 Stop.
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第七集
你身上有股肉桂的味 You smell like cinnamon.
-喬伊的味道 -什么 - It's Joey. - What?
《老友記》熱播的時候 When Friends was really hot,
他們讓我做了一款叫喬伊的古龍水 they got me to do this cologne called Joey.
-不是吧 -是啊 - No. - Yeah.
甚至要我自己挑選出香調 I even got to pick out the scent myself.
但結果證明我鼻子的品位可不怎么地 Turns out I don't have the most sophisticated nose.
還有 那天我實在很餓 Plus, the day we did it, I was really hungry.
所以你現在聞起來像肉桂面包 Which is why you now smell like a cinnamon bun.
這款古龍水叫喬伊 Hey, it is called Joey.
雖然說這味道是你選的 You know, just 'cause you picked it
可這不意味著你就得往身上噴 doesn't mean you have to wear it.
我知道 我還是有點喜歡它 I know. I still kind of like it.
賣的可不怎么樣 It didn't sell for shit.
真驚訝 Shocking.
你想要的話 我車庫里有好幾箱 I got boxes of it in the garage if you ever want some.
我媽在過節的時候拿它噴浴室 My mother uses it during the holidays as a bathroom spray.
我覺得你不想要 I thought you didn't want one.
是啊 我放棄了 Yeah, I gave up.
我隱隱約約地覺得 I have to say, I have a vague sense.
我這人簡直糟糕透了 I'm a terrible, terrible person.
是總的來說 還是就這事來說 In general, or because of this?
-就這事 -好吧 - Because of this. - Okay.
聽著 Look...
別糾結了 don't beat yourself up.
好嗎 Okay?
世事難料 Stuff happens.
世事難料 Heh. Stuff happens?
是啊 世事難料 已經做了的事 Yeah, stuff happens. We did it.
無法撤銷 We can't undo it.
怎么 你還能撤銷跟我上床嗎 What, are you gonna unfuck me?
看看 是吧 So, there you go.
再說了 Besides...
我干嗎這么羞愧 why am I feeling bad?
-他先出軌的 -什么 - He did it first. - What?
肖恩和莫寧 Sean-- with Morning.
怎么 What?
不不 你還是繼續別羞愧吧 No, no. Keep not feeling bad.
你說什么呢 What are you saying?
好吧 Okay.
小肖沒跟莫寧亂來過 Seanie never did a thing with Morning.
是么 Right.
相信我 我肯定會知道的 Believe me, I would know.
能做的我都做了 I did everything
就差拉開他的褲鏈掏出他的小弟弟了 but unzip him and take it out.
他就是不感興趣 He wasn't interested.
我真的真的很希望那不是真的 I really, really need for that not to be true.
如果他們倆有點什么動靜 Hey, I'd be the first person he'd call
我應該是第一個接到他電話的人 if he made a move with her.
我告訴你 他什么也沒做 I'm telling you-- he did nothing.
我的老天 你是說真的 Oh, Jesus. You really mean that.
天啊 我的天啊 Oh, God. Oh, my God.
你為什么不告訴我 Why didn't you tell me?
我試過 你不相信我 I tried. You didn't believe me.
那就再試一次 試到你說服我為止 Then you try again! You try until you convince me,
什么辦法都行 anything to stop me
只要能阻止我犯下此生最愚蠢的錯誤 from doing the stupidest thing in my life!
問你個問題 Let me ask you something.
如果我說服你他沒做那種事 If I had convinced you he didn't do it,
你認為我們現在還會在這躺著嗎 do you think there's a chance we would've ended up here?
你瘋了嗎 當然不能 Are you crazy? Of course not!
是啊 所以呢 這種跟我老二過不去的事 Right. See, the self-cockblock--
顯然不是我的作風 not my kind of move.
神啊 Oh, God.
我都做了什么啊 What have I done?
天啊天啊天啊 Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
前門開啟 Front door ajar.
你知不知道你的前門打開了 Do you know your front door's ajar?
我還以為你現在已經飛過紐芬蘭了 I assumed you were somewhere over Newfoundland right now.
美國賓州城市 洛杉磯飛英國航線必經
我聽了你的留言 I listened to your messages.
47條都聽了 All 47 of them.
對 Right.
我還想著這些留言 I was thinking of making them
可以改成一部獨角戲 into a one-man show.
我會捧場的 I'd buy a ticket.
我 I, um--
我想我的反應過激了 I think I may have overreacted.
是有那么一點 Maybe a tad.
我應該相信你的 I should have trusted you.
那樣可真好 It would've been nice.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
你回來我就已經很開心了 I'm just happy you're back.
-我真的真的很抱歉 -好啦 - I'm so, so sorry. - Oh, please.
最糟糕的是 The worst that's happened
你錯過了和默克共進一頓奇怪的午餐 is you missed a bizarro lunch with Merc.
我把那輛租來的車給撞了 Oh, um, I smashed up the hire car.
什么 你還好吧 What? Are you all right?
我很好 一切都很好 I'm fine. Everything's fine.
除了那輛車 它可一點都不好 Except the car. That's definitely not fine.
但那已經是最糟糕的事情了 But that's the worst that's happened.
你聞起來好像肉桂 You smell like cinnamon.
我吃了個面包 I had a bun.
好吧 我只約你一次 All right, I'm only gonna ask you out once,
我不希望你只因為球隊在這 and I don't want you to say yes
就答應我 because the team is here.
也不希望你因為 And I don't want you to say yes because--
-不 -說啥 再說一次 - No. - Say...what, now?
不去 No.
好吧 其實我還沒開口問呢 Okay, I didn't actually ask you yet.
嚴格來說 這次不算數 So, technically, this doesn't count as my once.
好吧 你就是問了 我也還是會說"不" Well, when you do, it's still going to be "No.".
這可真是懲罰 This is punishing.
好極了 等著瞧 That's fine. We'll see.
走開 快走開 Walk away. Just walk away.
回見 麥卡琴小姐 I'll see you around, Miss McCutcheon.
祝一天愉快 萊曼先生 Have a good day, Mr. Lyman.
不應該在孩子面前卿卿我我的 Children should not have to see that.
給我閉嘴 Shut up.
停 And cut!
《冰球小子》試播集正式殺青 And the Pucks! pilot is officially done.
各位 Excuse me. Um, uh--
我和貝貝想對大家說 Bev and I would like to say,
過去的幾周相當愉快 what a wonderful couple of weeks it's been.
是啊 那是相當的 Oh. Oh, um, yes, absolutely.
真像是在天堂一般 It really has been a little bit of heaven.
你們表現得都很出色 You've all done brilliant work,
我還想感謝你們 and may I also say thank you
讓我們這兩個外國人 for making two foreigners
感到很溫暖 feel very welcome.
那么 現在我們要去編輯室 So, yes, now we're off to the editing room
打磨一下這個寶貝 to polish this gem.
最后 希望決策者們 And then, hopefully, the powers that be
會做出智慧的選擇 讓我們再次聚首 will have the wisdom to let us all come back
讓這部劇在將來延續多年 and play together for many years to come.
說得好 Hear, hear!
走開 快走開 Walk away. Just walk away.
回見 麥卡琴小姐 I'll see you around, Miss McCutcheon.
祝一天愉快 萊曼先生 Have a good day, Mr. Lyman.
不應該在孩子面前卿卿我我的 Children should not have to see that.
給我閉嘴 Shut up.
有沒有好點 Is it any better?
我不知道 I don't know.
要短多了 It's shorter.
那 就少點唄 So...there's less of it.
對 Yeah.
我們交上去嗎 Do we hand it in?
只能這樣了 I suppose.
可能是當局者迷 Maybe we're just too close to it.
也許它沒那么糟 Maybe it's not so bad.
彼得 你覺得呢 Peter, what do you think?
-我同意 -真的嗎 - I agree. - Yeah?
要短多了 It's shorter.
為什么我們的試播劇都那么爛 Why do all of our pilots suck?
我坐在那兒看這些劇集 真是 I sit there, I watch them, and it is just--
真是 真是無法理解 it's just-- it's incomprehensible.
這個開發計劃簡直是個垃圾 This is the Hindenburg of development slates.
Hindenburg為載客飛艇名 爆炸釀成著名慘案
這些試播劇 讓我簡直希望自己再得次癌癥 These pilots--they make me wish that I had cancer again,
那樣我就能說"你以為這就算糟了 just so I could tell people, "You think this is bad?
"我可是又得了癌癥" "I have cancer again!"
這他媽到底是怎么回事 How the fuck did this happen?
喂 大美女 Yo, sunshine.
我等著你回答呢 That is not a rhetorical question.
這他媽到底是怎么回事 How the fuck did this happen?
我不知道 I don't know.
你是主管喜劇的 You're the head of comedy!
你那些破劇怎么就沒一個能逗樂的 Why isn't any of your shit funny?
我的破劇有些還是挺逗樂的 Some of my shit's funny.
-不是嗎 -不 - No? - No!
喜劇是個很主觀的東西 Comedy is very subjective.
是嗎 是嗎 Oh, is it? Is it?
這么說 是我的問題 So, is it me?
我太悲觀了嗎 Am I being too negative?
算了吧 隨便誰 Well, please, someone--
告訴我你喜歡的劇集 tell me the ones you like.
有人能想出來哪怕一部該死的劇 Can anyone come up with one goddamn show
能讓我們在秋天播出的嗎 that we can put on in the fall?
來啊 Oh, come on.
哪個有種的說點什么啊 Somebody have the balls to say something.
我只剩一個蛋 還全靠我說 I only have one. I'm doing all the talking.
好 不錯 說吧 Yes. Good. Go.
我有點喜歡那部小狗說話的劇 I kind of liked the talking dog show.
你被炒了 You're fired.
你 Are, um--
你是在開玩笑嗎 Are you being funny?
看到沒 這就是我們的問題 You see, that's-- that's our problem.
沒有一個人有幽默細胞 No one here knows what's funny.
滾 現在就滾出去 Go. Get out of here now.
-真的嗎 -滾 - Heh. Really? - Go!
再見 Good-bye.
羅杰 我的筆 謝謝 Uh, Roger-- pen, please.
還有人嗎 Anyone else?
在這里邊給我找出一部 Give me one pilot we've got
不那么討人嫌的劇 that isn't totally repellant.
那小狗明明就很有趣 The dog was funny!
我從不認為那小狗好笑 I never thought the dog was funny.
好吧 大伙 All right, people.
你們耗費了一年的生命來拍這些 You spent a year of your lives on these things.
拜托你們了 為你們的作品辯護啊 For Christ's sake, defend your work.
我們都覺得德博拉·溫格那部挺好笑 We all thought the Debra Winger thing was pretty funny.
她死在雪莉·麥克雷恩臂彎里的時候更好笑 She was funnier dying in Shirley MacLaine's arms.
指電影《母女情深》
對啊 但那是部電影 Yeah, but that was a movie.
要是我能炒了你 If I could fire you...
我仍然很喜歡《冰球小子》 I still like Pucks!
的確 它沒什么新意 No, it's not groundbreaking,
但是它有趣 but it's fun.
孩子們都很可愛 And the kids are cute.
馬特也非常優秀 And Matt is really good.
我 我還是喜歡它 I--I still like it.
我不會炒了你的 I'm not gonna fire you,
但是我確實比較瞧不起你了 but I do think less of you.
我們還沒測試過這里的任何一部劇 We haven't even tested any of these things.
你不知道人們會有怎樣的反應 You don't know what people will respond to.
他們要是不把評分器從他媽椅子上扯下來 I'll be happy if they don't tear the fucking dials off the seats
扔到屏幕上 我就謝天謝地了 and throw them at the screen.
我該怎么向紐約那邊交代 What am I supposed to tell New York?
他們還沒打來應該是好事 對吧 It's good they haven't called, right?
如果他們打來 說我們的劇被斃了 If they'd called and said it was dead,
那么 這部劇就真完蛋了 then, uh, the show would be dead.
但還沒打來就說明它還活著 對吧 But no call means it's still alive, right?
只有你才有這莫名其妙的積極 Only you could see the positive in nothing.
我就是說說 希望還是有的 I'm just saying, there's still hope.
親愛的 別理解錯了 Darling, don't take this the wrong way.
我不在乎 I don't care.
-你在乎的 -不 - Well, you care. - No.
我不在乎 我們要回家了 回家 I don't. We're going home. Home!
重回有高檔茶葉和善意笑話的地方 To proper tea and gentle irony.
那地方沒人說 To a place where no one says...
"天啊 我喜歡你的口音" "Oh, my God! I love your accent!"
我真是沒法等了 I truly can't wait.
我希望倫敦在下雨 I hope it's raining.
-喂 -你好啊 - Hello? - Hey there.
-是卡羅 -嗨 卡羅 - It's Carol. - Hi, Carol!
我打來祝你們飛行愉快 I'm just calling to wish you guys a good flight.
謝謝 還有 那部劇 Thank you. And...the show?
那部短劇 電視劇 有消息嗎 The little show? The television show? Any word on that?
-我喜歡它 -胡扯 - I liked it. - Oh, bollocks.
不 我真喜歡 但是 No, I really did. But...
臺里播放的結果 it didn't screen so great
不是太好 over here at the network.
這部戲比較褒貶不一 Some people liked it more than others.
默克呢 What about Merc?
他屬于貶低那撥的 He was one of the others.
它目前還沒完全被斃 It's not totally dead yet.
目前而已 Heh. Yet.
我們正在播給試映觀眾看 Right now we're showing it to test audiences.
誰知道呢 說不定真人會有所響應的 Who knows? Maybe real people will respond to it.
洛杉磯居然有真人 There are real people in L.A.?
不 沒有 No. No, no, no.
我們從外地運來的 We bus them in.
多謝來電 Well, thanks a lot for the call.
我們還有很多東西要打包 We've still got a load of packing to do.
是查爾斯和卡米拉[英王儲夫婦]嗎 Is that Charles and Camilla?
他們今晚回倫敦 They're heading back to London tonight.
不是吧 可我都煮好粥了 Oh, no! But I made porridge!
我會想念你的搞怪的 I'm gonna miss that.
你們倆聽我說 Ha ha ha! Listen, you guys.
試播劇很棒 杰作 The pilot's terrific. Great work.
這兒的每個人都愛它 Everyone here loved it.
那么 是不是意味著你們決定要它 So, does that mean you're picking it up?
我們會在電視上播出了 We're gonna be on TV?
我們還在考慮中 Oh, well, we're still deciding,
但是你們在候選名單中 but you are totally in the mix.
只是我們還得看看各方的協調結果 We just have to see how everything shakes out.
真希望我能說了算 I wish it were just up to me.
但是 無論如何 But, hey, no matter what--
我們肯定還要把你們再請回來 we're gonna get you back here.
你們倆太優秀了 You guys are too good.
我們一定得合作點什么東西 We gotta do something together.
干嗎不合作這一部呢 Why don't we do this together?
一路平安 Fly safe.
-真抱歉 -沒事的 - I'm sorry. - Oh, it's fine.
我們還是挺開心的 Hey, we had fun.
-不 你沒有 -的確 我沒有 - No, you didn't. - No, I didn't.
我們應該告訴馬特這部劇被斃了 We should let Matt know it's dead.
我要去他那拜訪一下 道個別 I was gonna run over there and say good-bye.
我猜你應該不想去 I assume you don't want to be part of that.
當然不想 That would be no.
我覺得我們讓你失望了 I feel like we let you down.
-哪有 -真的 - Nah. - I do.
有你在 我們本該做得更好 We should've done better by you.
別那么說 Hey. Don't do that.
就像你老婆說的 It's like your wife said--
一切讓這部戲變糟糕的原因 everything that made this show worse
都是我的錯 was totally my fault.
她跟你說的 什么時候 She told you that? When?
記不清了 大概是在拍攝的時候吧 I don't know. On the stage, I guess.
我以為你倆不講話呢 I didn't realize you two were even speaking.
是啊 偶爾會說兩句 Oh, yeah. Now and then.
就那些 互相諷刺什么的 Just, like, you know, mean things.
喂 你不是要趕飛機嗎 Hey, don't you have a plane to catch?
對哦 我得走了 Oh, yeah, I should get going.
要是錯過了航班 If we miss this flight,
貝貝真的會殺了我 Bev will literally kill me,
我說的"真的"可是真的 and I literally mean "Literally".
好吧 伙計 Well, okay, man.
-我真的希望能保持聯系 -必須的 - I really hope we can keep in touch. - Totally.
我知道這番話聽著像是客套 I know people always say that at the end of these things,
但我是真心的 這段友誼 but I mean it. This was--
這友誼 This was...
是這次來美國最大的收獲 the best part of all this.
我同意 I agree.
我沒什么好哥們 這真的是 I don't have that many guy friends, and this was--
天啊 我這太煽情了 Oh, Christ, I'm making a speech.
-伙計 還真是 -是啊 那么 - Dude, you are. - Yeah, so...
吧啦吧啦吧啦 blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah.
哇 這段屁話太感人了 Wow. That was some moving shit.
的確 不是嗎 It was, wasn't it?
我也一樣 Well, me, too.
來 Come here.
怎么了 What?
再抱我一次 Hug me again.
好吧 怪不得你沒什么好兄弟呢 Okay. This may be why you don't have many guy friends.
那太奇怪了 That was weird.
那是什么味道 古龍水什么的 What's that smell-- your cologne, or whatever it is?
哦 這個香水叫喬伊 Oh. It's called Joey,
還是我在拍老友記時推出的 from back when I was doing Friends.
味道很像是肉桂 It's very... cinnamony.
我知道 我四歲的兒子說我聞著像根蠟燭 I know. My four-year-old says I smell like a candle.
真奇怪 前幾天 It's--It's bizarre. The other day,
貝貝身上也是這個味道 Bev had the same smell.
或許她去過蠟燭商店 Well, uh... maybe she went to a candle shop.
女人們喜歡蠟燭 Girls do like the candles.
你要來點嗎 我有好幾箱 Hey, you want some? I got cases of it.
-不用了 -不不不 - That's all right. - No, no, no.
來吧 臨別的禮物 Come on. A going-away present.
知道嗎 我一直不理解 You know, I never got the whole concept
為什么會有名人香水這種東西 of celebrity scents.
為什么有人會希望聞起來像我 I mean, why would anyone want to smell like me...
或是布蘭妮 或是伊莉莎白·泰勒 or Britney Spears, or Elizabeth Taylor?
你最近見過她嗎 Have you seen her lately?
你會希望聞著像她那破樣嗎 That's what you want to smell like?
-那輛捷豹呢 -送回店里了 - Where's the Jag? - It's in the shop.
我出了點事故 I had a little accident.
真糟 出了什么事 Oh, shit. What happened?
我 呃 I, uh--
我撞上了一頭鹿 I hit a deer.
天啊 Oh, my God.
-那可真危險 -可不是嘛 - That's bloody dangerous. - Tell me about it.
我就這么開著車 打著電話 I was just driving along, talking on the phone,
突然 我一抬頭 and all of a sudden, I look up,
就看見這頭鹿走錯道向我沖來 and there's this fuckin' deer coming at me in the wrong lane.
難道鹿還有對的道嗎 What's the right lane for a deer?
我是說 這頭鹿在我的車道上 I meant, like...there's a deer in my lane.
于是 我踩下剎車猛打方向 So, I hit the brakes and turn,
這東西撞在了我的側面 and the thing smashes into my side.
-天 -是啊 - Christ. - Yeah.
你沒事吧 Were you all right?
我很好 I--I was fine.
車的側面都凹進去了 Yeah, the side of the car was totally dented in.
鹿呢 And the deer?
它 呃 It, uh, just...
爬起來 然后就 got up and--
怎么說 竄了 what, loped?
鹿會竄么 會的 對吧 Do deers lope? They lope, right?
它就這么竄走了 Well, it just loped away.
竄了 Lope.
你沒事吧 You all right?
-好啊 怎么了 -你看起來... - Yeah. Why? - Well, you seem--
我只是 往事又重現了 Well, you know, I'm just reliving it.
是啊 Yeah, right. Sure.
貝貝也剛遭遇了一場車禍 Bev was just in an accident, too.
哇 你說真的啊 Wow. You're-- You're kidding.
她出了什么事 What--What happened in hers?
我不知道 呃 I don't know. Um...
她沒跟我談過細節 she never actually gave me the details.
說不定是同一頭鹿 Maybe it was the same deer.
說不準 Maybe.
找到了 Here we go.
喬伊 Joey.
看看這個 Look at this. Heh heh!
"你聞著怎樣" "How you smellin'?"
天 難怪沒賣出去呢 Gee, I wonder why we didn't sell any.
這真是 That is some...
一條 bad cologne...
爛到家的 slogan...
香水廣告語 writing.
伙計 說話 你嚇到我了 Dude, say something. You're kind of freaking me out.
實際上 是你嚇到我了 Actually, you're the one freaking me out.
此話怎講 Why's that?
你是不是 Did you--
你是不是插了我老婆 Did you shag my wife?
什么 What?!
你是不是插了我老婆 Did you shag my wife?
好吧 首先 什么叫"插"啊 Okay. First of all-- "Shag"?
我以為只有《王牌大賤諜》那種電影才這么說 I thought that was just from those Austin Powers movies.
真的嗎 真的有這個詞 Seriously? That's a real word?
天啊 Oh, my God.
我就不懂你們英國人說話 I just never know with you guys,
什么叫"騷婦" 什么"哎嗨" with your crumpets and your blimeys.
"哎嗨"是什么意思啊 What--What-- What is a blimey?
天啊 你有沒有種 Oh, for Christ's sake, grow some balls,
配上你那根大雞巴 to go with that ridiculous cock,
正面回答我 and answer me.
你是不是插了 Did you shag...
我老婆 my wife?
好吧 Okay.
我招 All right.
完全是她挑起的 She totally started it.
她逆向行車 She was driving on the wrong side of the street--
所以你就操她了 So you fucked her?!
不不不 No, no, no!
她撞上我的車 She smashed into me,
頭上破了條口子 and she had a cut on her head.
于是我把她帶回來處理傷口 So, I brought her back here to take care of it.
好啊 多虧你處理傷口 Oh, yeah, you took care of it, all right.
你個賤人 You son of a bitch.
怎么會這樣 她最鄙視你了 How did this happen? She despises you.
你得下了多大功夫才能得逞啊 You must've had to try so bloody hard.
偉大的征服 了不得的勝利 What a conquest. What a triumph.
不是那樣的 我沒下多大功夫 It wasn't like that. It wasn't hard.
當然也的確不容易 天啊 It wasn't easy. Jesus!
我不知道說什么好 I don't know what to say.
我想走 可這是我家 I want to leave. But it's my house.
你怎么能干出這種事 How could you do this?
世事難料 Uh...stuff happens?
世事難料 Stuff happens?!
顯然啊 Apparently!
又不是說我們倆有什么預謀 Look, it wasn't like something we planned.
相信我 世上女人都死光了 Believe me, your wife is the last woman in the world
我也不想上你老婆 I would ever want to fuck.
因為她是你的老婆 Because she's your wife.
我并不是說她不值得上 I'm not saying she's unfuckable.
天啊 我是打算道歉來著 Oh, God. I am trying to apologize here.
我他媽不要你道歉 I don't want your bloody apology!
沒辦法 我很抱歉 行嗎 Too bad. I'm sorry, okay?
我非常非常抱歉 I am so, so sorry.
我做了件糟糕的事 我明白 I did a terrible thing-- I get that.
我從不想傷害你 I never meant to hurt you.
你個臭雜種 You fucking bastard.
干什么 冷靜點 Hey, what are you doing? Calm down.
別發狂啊 Don't get crazy.
否則怎樣 你再干她一次? Or what? You'll screw her again?
又不只是我一個人 Hey, it wasn't just me, you know.
還有多少人在場 How many were there?!
不 我是說她也有責任 No, I mean she was there, too.
因為她對你和莫寧的事氣瘋了 And this only happened because she was so pissed
才會發生這樣的事情 about you and Morning.
-我和莫寧之間沒什么 -我知道 - There is no me and Morning! - I know!
那你為什么沒告訴她 So, why didn't you tell her?!
-我努力過了 -有多努力 - I tried! - How hard?!
咱們別在這上面糾結了 Let's not focus on that!
聽著 我說了我很抱歉 Look, I said I'm sorry.
其他的我無話可說 I don't know what else to say.
你說的對 You're right.
言盡于此 That's enough talking.
你干什么 放下 What are you doing? Hey, put that down.
你瘋了嗎 Are you crazy?
你別 You don't--
天啊 Whew! Jesus!
現在你聞起來怎么樣 Yeah! Now how are you smellin'?!
停下 Hey! Stop--
差不多該出發去機場了 It's nearly time to leave for the airport,
可你還沒回來 and you're not back yet.
我希望你已經不在那兒了 I hope you're not still there.
如果就因為你們倆 If we miss this flight because the two of you are...
玩滑板或是溜旱冰或是別的什么荒謬的事情 skateboarding or rollerblading or...
而誤了航班的話 some other ridiculous high jinks--
明白了嗎 回電話給我 Okay? Call me.
媽媽 這個壞人 Mommy, the mean man
正在蹂躪我的臉 is squashing my face!
快點打電話叫警察來 Someone call a bobby!
滾開 Oh, fuck off!
還很疼嗎 Does it still sting?
當然相當的疼 Of course it bloody stings.
我們應該去醫院 Well, we should go to the hospital.
你不介意用這條吧 You mind using this one?
那些都只是擺設 Those are really just for show.
-是嗎 -是啊 - Oh, are they? - Yeah.
行了吧 Come on.
-好了 咱們去急診室吧 -不去 - Come on, let's go to the emergency room. - No!
別這么混蛋 Don't be an asshole.
我不需要你送我去就醫 I don't need you to take me to hospital.
你們這些人為什么不能 Why can't you guys say "The hospital",
像正常人一樣說 去醫院 like normal people?
滾開 蠢貨 Piss off. Twat.
前門開啟 Front door ajar.
無論你有什么要解釋的 Whatever explanation you've got--
天啊 發生什么事了 Oh, my God. What happened?
-別碰我 -什么 - Don't touch me. - What?
-他都知道了 -什么 - He knows. - What?
天啊 Oh, Christ.
是啊 祝你好運 Yeah. Good luck to you.
你是什么意思 他都知道了 What do you mean, he knows?
他是怎么知道的 How does he know?
他真他媽的該當個偵探 He should be a fuckin' detective.
他就那么發現了那些所有的細微線索 He just started finding out all these little clues--
比如我的車不見了 我的古龍水 that my car was gone, my cologne--
你噴得真夠多的 You're wearing enough.
他用古龍水瓶子砸我 He threw bottles of it at me!
-肖恩 -是啊 - Sean? - Uh, yeah.
他真他媽的是個瘋子 He was a fucking maniac.
不好意思 我的深度知覺 I'm sorry. My depth perception
還有點靠不住 is still a little wonky.
你的眼睛怎么了 What happened to your eyes?
你的情夫要把我弄瞎 Your lover tried to blind me!
他手里拿著盆仙人掌 He had a cactus!
他不是我的情夫 我發誓 He's not my lover. I swear,
和他搞過的這個念頭 從生理上讓我反感 the thought that I was with him physically disgusts me.
我 我真的感到反胃 I'm--I'm actually nauseated.
-讓我想吐 -得了吧 - It makes me want to vomit. - All right.
對不起 對不起 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
那他媽的又能怎么樣 So fucking what?!
我跟你說過他會砸東西 I told you he was throwing shit.
我不在乎你是不是很抱歉 I don't care that you're sorry.
那都沒法撤銷你的所作所為 It doesn't undo what you did.
都是因為你和莫寧的事 Which was only because of the thing between you and Morning!
我和莫寧之間什么事都沒有 There was no thing between me and Morning!
-可我并不知道 -他知道 - I didn't know that! - He did!
那可是你們倆之間的事 Hey, this is between the two of you.
事實上 我覺得不再有什么"我們倆"了 Actually, I don't think there is a "Two of us".
親愛的 聽我說 Sweetheart, listen to me.
我知道你現在的感覺 I realize you feel that way now--
你根本不知道我的感覺 You have no idea how I feel.
因為如果你知道 那說明 Because if you did, that would imply
你的身體里還有一丁點的體諒之心 you had a grain of empathy in your body.
而如果是那樣的話 And if that were the case...
你就不會隨意地毀壞 ..You wouldn't have casually destroyed...
對我來說意味著一切的這件東西 the one thing that means anything to me.
-伙計 -怎么了 - Man. - What?!
你們倆吵架的方式 The way you guys fight--
我們吵架都是 "去你媽的" "去你媽的" We're, like, "Fuck you!" "Fuck you!"
抱歉 請繼續 I'm sorry, go on.
我看著你 可我看不到 I look at you, and I can't see
與我共度過去八年的那個女人 the woman I've been with for the last eight years.
她還在這兒 她只是 She's still here. She just...
有點失去理智 went mad for a little bit.
他做出這樣的事在我預料之中 I'd expect this from him.
他是頭野獸 He's a bloody animal
沒有什么道德規范 without a moral compass.
可你是 You're--
你是我的伙伴 You're my partner.
你是我以為在這個世界上 You're the one person in the whole world
我唯一能夠信任的人 I thought I could trust.
你可以信任我 You can.
我愛你 I love you.
等我們到家 我會搬出去 When we get home, I'm out.
不 No.
我不知道我們如何才能邁過這道坎 I don't see how we can move past this.
我不是想嚇唬誰 Not to get too melodramatic,
但是我覺得 but I think...
你已經傷透了我的心 you've broken my heart.
是我的經濟人 My agent.
聽著 我現在不方便講話 Listen, I can't talk right now.
我正陷于 I'm kind of in the middle of--
什么時候 When?
沒有 No.
你們從電視臺聽到什么消息了嗎 Have you guys heard anything from the network?
什么 What?
快接電話 Wow. Pick it up.
接吧 Pick it up.
-喂 -我們大受歡迎 - Hello? - We're a hit!
什么 What?
試映觀眾們很喜歡《冰球小子》 The test audiences loved Pucks!
喜歡它 他們簡直都愛死了 Loved it? They fuckin' dry-humped it!
試映會空前成功 It tested through the roof--
男性女性觀眾都喜歡 both women and men.
百分之八十七的人表示想接著看 87% said they'd watch it again.
沒有人得到過這樣的成績 Nobody gets numbers like that.
他們喜歡馬特和孩子們 They loved everything with Matt and the boys,
對馬特和莫寧的感情 they were totally invested
也是全情投入 in the relationship with Matt and Morning.
我不是說過這部戲一定能行嗎 Did I not tell you this was the one?
那 那是你說的 That-- That was you.
等等 Wait.
你什么意思 What are you saying?
我的意思是那些行李箱都打開吧 I'm saying unpack those bloody bags.
你們還有電視劇要拍呢 You've got some telly to make!