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前情提要
你知道这是为什么 You know what this is about.
莫宁吗 我的老天 Morning? Oh, my God!
我对她一点感觉都没有 Look, I have no interest in her at all.
我那天晚上看到你对着她打手枪 I saw you wanking to her the other night.
贝贝 停车 你走错边了 Bev, stop! You're on the wrong side!
不 肖恩 走错的是你 No, Sean! You're on the wrong side!
我不是那个意思 That's not what I meant!
你想发泄吗 好啊 发泄出来吧 You want to let it out? Fine, let it out.
发泄出来吧 Yeah, let it out!
好了好了 停止发泄 Aah! Okay, stop letting it out.
够了没有 Enough letting it out!
没有 No!
如果你想让我停下来 If you want me to stop...
就说停 say stop.
停 Stop.
第七集
你身上有股肉桂的味 You smell like cinnamon.
-乔伊的味道 -什么 - It's Joey. - What?
《老友记》热播的时候 When Friends was really hot,
他们让我做了一款叫乔伊的古龙水 they got me to do this cologne called Joey.
-不是吧 -是啊 - No. - Yeah.
甚至要我自己挑选出香调 I even got to pick out the scent myself.
但结果证明我鼻子的品位可不怎么地 Turns out I don't have the most sophisticated nose.
还有 那天我实在很饿 Plus, the day we did it, I was really hungry.
所以你现在闻起来像肉桂面包 Which is why you now smell like a cinnamon bun.
这款古龙水叫乔伊 Hey, it is called Joey.
虽然说这味道是你选的 You know, just 'cause you picked it
可这不意味着你就得往身上喷 doesn't mean you have to wear it.
我知道 我还是有点喜欢它 I know. I still kind of like it.
卖的可不怎么样 It didn't sell for shit.
真惊讶 Shocking.
你想要的话 我车库里有好几箱 I got boxes of it in the garage if you ever want some.
我妈在过节的时候拿它喷浴室 My mother uses it during the holidays as a bathroom spray.
我觉得你不想要 I thought you didn't want one.
是啊 我放弃了 Yeah, I gave up.
我隐隐约约地觉得 I have to say, I have a vague sense.
我这人简直糟糕透了 I'm a terrible, terrible person.
是总的来说 还是就这事来说 In general, or because of this?
-就这事 -好吧 - Because of this. - Okay.
听着 Look...
别纠结了 don't beat yourself up.
好吗 Okay?
世事难料 Stuff happens.
世事难料 Heh. Stuff happens?
是啊 世事难料 已经做了的事 Yeah, stuff happens. We did it.
无法撤销 We can't undo it.
怎么 你还能撤销跟我上床吗 What, are you gonna unfuck me?
看看 是吧 So, there you go.
再说了 Besides...
我干吗这么羞愧 why am I feeling bad?
-他先出轨的 -什么 - He did it first. - What?
肖恩和莫宁 Sean-- with Morning.
怎么 What?
不不 你还是继续别羞愧吧 No, no. Keep not feeling bad.
你说什么呢 What are you saying?
好吧 Okay.
小肖没跟莫宁乱来过 Seanie never did a thing with Morning.
是么 Right.
相信我 我肯定会知道的 Believe me, I would know.
能做的我都做了 I did everything
就差拉开他的裤链掏出他的小弟弟了 but unzip him and take it out.
他就是不感兴趣 He wasn't interested.
我真的真的很希望那不是真的 I really, really need for that not to be true.
如果他们俩有点什么动静 Hey, I'd be the first person he'd call
我应该是第一个接到他电话的人 if he made a move with her.
我告诉你 他什么也没做 I'm telling you-- he did nothing.
我的老天 你是说真的 Oh, Jesus. You really mean that.
天啊 我的天啊 Oh, God. Oh, my God.
你为什么不告诉我 Why didn't you tell me?
我试过 你不相信我 I tried. You didn't believe me.
那就再试一次 试到你说服我为止 Then you try again! You try until you convince me,
什么办法都行 anything to stop me
只要能阻止我犯下此生最愚蠢的错误 from doing the stupidest thing in my life!
问你个问题 Let me ask you something.
如果我说服你他没做那种事 If I had convinced you he didn't do it,
你认为我们现在还会在这躺着吗 do you think there's a chance we would've ended up here?
你疯了吗 当然不能 Are you crazy? Of course not!
是啊 所以呢 这种跟我老二过不去的事 Right. See, the self-cockblock--
显然不是我的作风 not my kind of move.
神啊 Oh, God.
我都做了什么啊 What have I done?
天啊天啊天啊 Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
前门开启 Front door ajar.
你知不知道你的前门打开了 Do you know your front door's ajar?
我还以为你现在已经飞过纽芬兰了 I assumed you were somewhere over Newfoundland right now.
美国宾州城市 洛杉矶飞英国航线必经
我听了你的留言 I listened to your messages.
47条都听了 All 47 of them.
对 Right.
我还想着这些留言 I was thinking of making them
可以改成一部独角戏 into a one-man show.
我会捧场的 I'd buy a ticket.
我 I, um--
我想我的反应过激了 I think I may have overreacted.
是有那么一点 Maybe a tad.
我应该相信你的 I should have trusted you.
那样可真好 It would've been nice.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
你回来我就已经很开心了 I'm just happy you're back.
-我真的真的很抱歉 -好啦 - I'm so, so sorry. - Oh, please.
最糟糕的是 The worst that's happened
你错过了和默克共进一顿奇怪的午餐 is you missed a bizarro lunch with Merc.
我把那辆租来的车给撞了 Oh, um, I smashed up the hire car.
什么 你还好吧 What? Are you all right?
我很好 一切都很好 I'm fine. Everything's fine.
除了那辆车 它可一点都不好 Except the car. That's definitely not fine.
但那已经是最糟糕的事情了 But that's the worst that's happened.
你闻起来好像肉桂 You smell like cinnamon.
我吃了个面包 I had a bun.
好吧 我只约你一次 All right, I'm only gonna ask you out once,
我不希望你只因为球队在这 and I don't want you to say yes
就答应我 because the team is here.
也不希望你因为 And I don't want you to say yes because--
-不 -说啥 再说一次 - No. - Say...what, now?
不去 No.
好吧 其实我还没开口问呢 Okay, I didn't actually ask you yet.
严格来说 这次不算数 So, technically, this doesn't count as my once.
好吧 你就是问了 我也还是会说"不" Well, when you do, it's still going to be "No.".
这可真是惩罚 This is punishing.
好极了 等着瞧 That's fine. We'll see.
走开 快走开 Walk away. Just walk away.
回见 麦卡琴小姐 I'll see you around, Miss McCutcheon.
祝一天愉快 莱曼先生 Have a good day, Mr. Lyman.
不应该在孩子面前卿卿我我的 Children should not have to see that.
给我闭嘴 Shut up.
停 And cut!
《冰球小子》试播集正式杀青 And the Pucks! pilot is officially done.
各位 Excuse me. Um, uh--
我和贝贝想对大家说 Bev and I would like to say,
过去的几周相当愉快 what a wonderful couple of weeks it's been.
是啊 那是相当的 Oh. Oh, um, yes, absolutely.
真像是在天堂一般 It really has been a little bit of heaven.
你们表现得都很出色 You've all done brilliant work,
我还想感谢你们 and may I also say thank you
让我们这两个外国人 for making two foreigners
感到很温暖 feel very welcome.
那么 现在我们要去编辑室 So, yes, now we're off to the editing room
打磨一下这个宝贝 to polish this gem.
最后 希望决策者们 And then, hopefully, the powers that be
会做出智慧的选择 让我们再次聚首 will have the wisdom to let us all come back
让这部剧在将来延续多年 and play together for many years to come.
说得好 Hear, hear!
走开 快走开 Walk away. Just walk away.
回见 麦卡琴小姐 I'll see you around, Miss McCutcheon.
祝一天愉快 莱曼先生 Have a good day, Mr. Lyman.
不应该在孩子面前卿卿我我的 Children should not have to see that.
给我闭嘴 Shut up.
有没有好点 Is it any better?
我不知道 I don't know.
要短多了 It's shorter.
那 就少点呗 So...there's less of it.
对 Yeah.
我们交上去吗 Do we hand it in?
只能这样了 I suppose.
可能是当局者迷 Maybe we're just too close to it.
也许它没那么糟 Maybe it's not so bad.
彼得 你觉得呢 Peter, what do you think?
-我同意 -真的吗 - I agree. - Yeah?
要短多了 It's shorter.
为什么我们的试播剧都那么烂 Why do all of our pilots suck?
我坐在那儿看这些剧集 真是 I sit there, I watch them, and it is just--
真是 真是无法理解 it's just-- it's incomprehensible.
这个开发计划简直是个垃圾 This is the Hindenburg of development slates.
Hindenburg为载客飞艇名 爆炸酿成著名惨案
这些试播剧 让我简直希望自己再得次癌症 These pilots--they make me wish that I had cancer again,
那样我就能说"你以为这就算糟了 just so I could tell people, "You think this is bad?
"我可是又得了癌症" "I have cancer again!"
这他妈到底是怎么回事 How the fuck did this happen?
喂 大美女 Yo, sunshine.
我等着你回答呢 That is not a rhetorical question.
这他妈到底是怎么回事 How the fuck did this happen?
我不知道 I don't know.
你是主管喜剧的 You're the head of comedy!
你那些破剧怎么就没一个能逗乐的 Why isn't any of your shit funny?
我的破剧有些还是挺逗乐的 Some of my shit's funny.
-不是吗 -不 - No? - No!
喜剧是个很主观的东西 Comedy is very subjective.
是吗 是吗 Oh, is it? Is it?
这么说 是我的问题 So, is it me?
我太悲观了吗 Am I being too negative?
算了吧 随便谁 Well, please, someone--
告诉我你喜欢的剧集 tell me the ones you like.
有人能想出来哪怕一部该死的剧 Can anyone come up with one goddamn show
能让我们在秋天播出的吗 that we can put on in the fall?
来啊 Oh, come on.
哪个有种的说点什么啊 Somebody have the balls to say something.
我只剩一个蛋 还全靠我说 I only have one. I'm doing all the talking.
好 不错 说吧 Yes. Good. Go.
我有点喜欢那部小狗说话的剧 I kind of liked the talking dog show.
你被炒了 You're fired.
你 Are, um--
你是在开玩笑吗 Are you being funny?
看到没 这就是我们的问题 You see, that's-- that's our problem.
没有一个人有幽默细胞 No one here knows what's funny.
滚 现在就滚出去 Go. Get out of here now.
-真的吗 -滚 - Heh. Really? - Go!
再见 Good-bye.
罗杰 我的笔 谢谢 Uh, Roger-- pen, please.
还有人吗 Anyone else?
在这里边给我找出一部 Give me one pilot we've got
不那么讨人嫌的剧 that isn't totally repellant.
那小狗明明就很有趣 The dog was funny!
我从不认为那小狗好笑 I never thought the dog was funny.
好吧 大伙 All right, people.
你们耗费了一年的生命来拍这些 You spent a year of your lives on these things.
拜托你们了 为你们的作品辩护啊 For Christ's sake, defend your work.
我们都觉得德博拉·温格那部挺好笑 We all thought the Debra Winger thing was pretty funny.
她死在雪莉·麦克雷恩臂弯里的时候更好笑 She was funnier dying in Shirley MacLaine's arms.
指电影《母女情深》
对啊 但那是部电影 Yeah, but that was a movie.
要是我能炒了你 If I could fire you...
我仍然很喜欢《冰球小子》 I still like Pucks!
的确 它没什么新意 No, it's not groundbreaking,
但是它有趣 but it's fun.
孩子们都很可爱 And the kids are cute.
马特也非常优秀 And Matt is really good.
我 我还是喜欢它 I--I still like it.
我不会炒了你的 I'm not gonna fire you,
但是我确实比较瞧不起你了 but I do think less of you.
我们还没测试过这里的任何一部剧 We haven't even tested any of these things.
你不知道人们会有怎样的反应 You don't know what people will respond to.
他们要是不把评分器从他妈椅子上扯下来 I'll be happy if they don't tear the fucking dials off the seats
扔到屏幕上 我就谢天谢地了 and throw them at the screen.
我该怎么向纽约那边交代 What am I supposed to tell New York?
他们还没打来应该是好事 对吧 It's good they haven't called, right?
如果他们打来 说我们的剧被毙了 If they'd called and said it was dead,
那么 这部剧就真完蛋了 then, uh, the show would be dead.
但还没打来就说明它还活着 对吧 But no call means it's still alive, right?
只有你才有这莫名其妙的积极 Only you could see the positive in nothing.
我就是说说 希望还是有的 I'm just saying, there's still hope.
亲爱的 别理解错了 Darling, don't take this the wrong way.
我不在乎 I don't care.
-你在乎的 -不 - Well, you care. - No.
我不在乎 我们要回家了 回家 I don't. We're going home. Home!
重回有高档茶叶和善意笑话的地方 To proper tea and gentle irony.
那地方没人说 To a place where no one says...
"天啊 我喜欢你的口音" "Oh, my God! I love your accent!"
我真是没法等了 I truly can't wait.
我希望伦敦在下雨 I hope it's raining.
-喂 -你好啊 - Hello? - Hey there.
-是卡罗 -嗨 卡罗 - It's Carol. - Hi, Carol!
我打来祝你们飞行愉快 I'm just calling to wish you guys a good flight.
谢谢 还有 那部剧 Thank you. And...the show?
那部短剧 电视剧 有消息吗 The little show? The television show? Any word on that?
-我喜欢它 -胡扯 - I liked it. - Oh, bollocks.
不 我真喜欢 但是 No, I really did. But...
台里播放的结果 it didn't screen so great
不是太好 over here at the network.
这部戏比较褒贬不一 Some people liked it more than others.
默克呢 What about Merc?
他属于贬低那拨的 He was one of the others.
它目前还没完全被毙 It's not totally dead yet.
目前而已 Heh. Yet.
我们正在播给试映观众看 Right now we're showing it to test audiences.
谁知道呢 说不定真人会有所响应的 Who knows? Maybe real people will respond to it.
洛杉矶居然有真人 There are real people in L.A.?
不 没有 No. No, no, no.
我们从外地运来的 We bus them in.
多谢来电 Well, thanks a lot for the call.
我们还有很多东西要打包 We've still got a load of packing to do.
是查尔斯和卡米拉[英王储夫妇]吗 Is that Charles and Camilla?
他们今晚回伦敦 They're heading back to London tonight.
不是吧 可我都煮好粥了 Oh, no! But I made porridge!
我会想念你的搞怪的 I'm gonna miss that.
你们俩听我说 Ha ha ha! Listen, you guys.
试播剧很棒 杰作 The pilot's terrific. Great work.
这儿的每个人都爱它 Everyone here loved it.
那么 是不是意味着你们决定要它 So, does that mean you're picking it up?
我们会在电视上播出了 We're gonna be on TV?
我们还在考虑中 Oh, well, we're still deciding,
但是你们在候选名单中 but you are totally in the mix.
只是我们还得看看各方的协调结果 We just have to see how everything shakes out.
真希望我能说了算 I wish it were just up to me.
但是 无论如何 But, hey, no matter what--
我们肯定还要把你们再请回来 we're gonna get you back here.
你们俩太优秀了 You guys are too good.
我们一定得合作点什么东西 We gotta do something together.
干吗不合作这一部呢 Why don't we do this together?
一路平安 Fly safe.
-真抱歉 -没事的 - I'm sorry. - Oh, it's fine.
我们还是挺开心的 Hey, we had fun.
-不 你没有 -的确 我没有 - No, you didn't. - No, I didn't.
我们应该告诉马特这部剧被毙了 We should let Matt know it's dead.
我要去他那拜访一下 道个别 I was gonna run over there and say good-bye.
我猜你应该不想去 I assume you don't want to be part of that.
当然不想 That would be no.
我觉得我们让你失望了 I feel like we let you down.
-哪有 -真的 - Nah. - I do.
有你在 我们本该做得更好 We should've done better by you.
别那么说 Hey. Don't do that.
就像你老婆说的 It's like your wife said--
一切让这部戏变糟糕的原因 everything that made this show worse
都是我的错 was totally my fault.
她跟你说的 什么时候 She told you that? When?
记不清了 大概是在拍摄的时候吧 I don't know. On the stage, I guess.
我以为你俩不讲话呢 I didn't realize you two were even speaking.
是啊 偶尔会说两句 Oh, yeah. Now and then.
就那些 互相讽刺什么的 Just, like, you know, mean things.
喂 你不是要赶飞机吗 Hey, don't you have a plane to catch?
对哦 我得走了 Oh, yeah, I should get going.
要是错过了航班 If we miss this flight,
贝贝真的会杀了我 Bev will literally kill me,
我说的"真的"可是真的 and I literally mean "Literally".
好吧 伙计 Well, okay, man.
-我真的希望能保持联系 -必须的 - I really hope we can keep in touch. - Totally.
我知道这番话听着像是客套 I know people always say that at the end of these things,
但我是真心的 这段友谊 but I mean it. This was--
这友谊 This was...
是这次来美国最大的收获 the best part of all this.
我同意 I agree.
我没什么好哥们 这真的是 I don't have that many guy friends, and this was--
天啊 我这太煽情了 Oh, Christ, I'm making a speech.
-伙计 还真是 -是啊 那么 - Dude, you are. - Yeah, so...
吧啦吧啦吧啦 blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah.
哇 这段屁话太感人了 Wow. That was some moving shit.
的确 不是吗 It was, wasn't it?
我也一样 Well, me, too.
来 Come here.
怎么了 What?
再抱我一次 Hug me again.
好吧 怪不得你没什么好兄弟呢 Okay. This may be why you don't have many guy friends.
那太奇怪了 That was weird.
那是什么味道 古龙水什么的 What's that smell-- your cologne, or whatever it is?
哦 这个香水叫乔伊 Oh. It's called Joey,
还是我在拍老友记时推出的 from back when I was doing Friends.
味道很像是肉桂 It's very... cinnamony.
我知道 我四岁的儿子说我闻着像根蜡烛 I know. My four-year-old says I smell like a candle.
真奇怪 前几天 It's--It's bizarre. The other day,
贝贝身上也是这个味道 Bev had the same smell.
或许她去过蜡烛商店 Well, uh... maybe she went to a candle shop.
女人们喜欢蜡烛 Girls do like the candles.
你要来点吗 我有好几箱 Hey, you want some? I got cases of it.
-不用了 -不不不 - That's all right. - No, no, no.
来吧 临别的礼物 Come on. A going-away present.
知道吗 我一直不理解 You know, I never got the whole concept
为什么会有名人香水这种东西 of celebrity scents.
为什么有人会希望闻起来像我 I mean, why would anyone want to smell like me...
或是布兰妮 或是伊莉莎白·泰勒 or Britney Spears, or Elizabeth Taylor?
你最近见过她吗 Have you seen her lately?
你会希望闻着像她那破样吗 That's what you want to smell like?
-那辆捷豹呢 -送回店里了 - Where's the Jag? - It's in the shop.
我出了点事故 I had a little accident.
真糟 出了什么事 Oh, shit. What happened?
我 呃 I, uh--
我撞上了一头鹿 I hit a deer.
天啊 Oh, my God.
-那可真危险 -可不是嘛 - That's bloody dangerous. - Tell me about it.
我就这么开着车 打着电话 I was just driving along, talking on the phone,
突然 我一抬头 and all of a sudden, I look up,
就看见这头鹿走错道向我冲来 and there's this fuckin' deer coming at me in the wrong lane.
难道鹿还有对的道吗 What's the right lane for a deer?
我是说 这头鹿在我的车道上 I meant, like...there's a deer in my lane.
于是 我踩下刹车猛打方向 So, I hit the brakes and turn,
这东西撞在了我的侧面 and the thing smashes into my side.
-天 -是啊 - Christ. - Yeah.
你没事吧 Were you all right?
我很好 I--I was fine.
车的侧面都凹进去了 Yeah, the side of the car was totally dented in.
鹿呢 And the deer?
它 呃 It, uh, just...
爬起来 然后就 got up and--
怎么说 窜了 what, loped?
鹿会窜么 会的 对吧 Do deers lope? They lope, right?
它就这么窜走了 Well, it just loped away.
窜了 Lope.
你没事吧 You all right?
-好啊 怎么了 -你看起来... - Yeah. Why? - Well, you seem--
我只是 往事又重现了 Well, you know, I'm just reliving it.
是啊 Yeah, right. Sure.
贝贝也刚遭遇了一场车祸 Bev was just in an accident, too.
哇 你说真的啊 Wow. You're-- You're kidding.
她出了什么事 What--What happened in hers?
我不知道 呃 I don't know. Um...
她没跟我谈过细节 she never actually gave me the details.
说不定是同一头鹿 Maybe it was the same deer.
说不准 Maybe.
找到了 Here we go.
乔伊 Joey.
看看这个 Look at this. Heh heh!
"你闻着怎样" "How you smellin'?"
天 难怪没卖出去呢 Gee, I wonder why we didn't sell any.
这真是 That is some...
一条 bad cologne...
烂到家的 slogan...
香水广告语 writing.
伙计 说话 你吓到我了 Dude, say something. You're kind of freaking me out.
实际上 是你吓到我了 Actually, you're the one freaking me out.
此话怎讲 Why's that?
你是不是 Did you--
你是不是插了我老婆 Did you shag my wife?
什么 What?!
你是不是插了我老婆 Did you shag my wife?
好吧 首先 什么叫"插"啊 Okay. First of all-- "Shag"?
我以为只有《王牌大贱谍》那种电影才这么说 I thought that was just from those Austin Powers movies.
真的吗 真的有这个词 Seriously? That's a real word?
天啊 Oh, my God.
我就不懂你们英国人说话 I just never know with you guys,
什么叫"骚妇" 什么"哎嗨" with your crumpets and your blimeys.
"哎嗨"是什么意思啊 What--What-- What is a blimey?
天啊 你有没有种 Oh, for Christ's sake, grow some balls,
配上你那根大鸡巴 to go with that ridiculous cock,
正面回答我 and answer me.
你是不是插了 Did you shag...
我老婆 my wife?
好吧 Okay.
我招 All right.
完全是她挑起的 She totally started it.
她逆向行车 She was driving on the wrong side of the street--
所以你就操她了 So you fucked her?!
不不不 No, no, no!
她撞上我的车 She smashed into me,
头上破了条口子 and she had a cut on her head.
于是我把她带回来处理伤口 So, I brought her back here to take care of it.
好啊 多亏你处理伤口 Oh, yeah, you took care of it, all right.
你个贱人 You son of a bitch.
怎么会这样 她最鄙视你了 How did this happen? She despises you.
你得下了多大功夫才能得逞啊 You must've had to try so bloody hard.
伟大的征服 了不得的胜利 What a conquest. What a triumph.
不是那样的 我没下多大功夫 It wasn't like that. It wasn't hard.
当然也的确不容易 天啊 It wasn't easy. Jesus!
我不知道说什么好 I don't know what to say.
我想走 可这是我家 I want to leave. But it's my house.
你怎么能干出这种事 How could you do this?
世事难料 Uh...stuff happens?
世事难料 Stuff happens?!
显然啊 Apparently!
又不是说我们俩有什么预谋 Look, it wasn't like something we planned.
相信我 世上女人都死光了 Believe me, your wife is the last woman in the world
我也不想上你老婆 I would ever want to fuck.
因为她是你的老婆 Because she's your wife.
我并不是说她不值得上 I'm not saying she's unfuckable.
天啊 我是打算道歉来着 Oh, God. I am trying to apologize here.
我他妈不要你道歉 I don't want your bloody apology!
没办法 我很抱歉 行吗 Too bad. I'm sorry, okay?
我非常非常抱歉 I am so, so sorry.
我做了件糟糕的事 我明白 I did a terrible thing-- I get that.
我从不想伤害你 I never meant to hurt you.
你个臭杂种 You fucking bastard.
干什么 冷静点 Hey, what are you doing? Calm down.
别发狂啊 Don't get crazy.
否则怎样 你再干她一次? Or what? You'll screw her again?
又不只是我一个人 Hey, it wasn't just me, you know.
还有多少人在场 How many were there?!
不 我是说她也有责任 No, I mean she was there, too.
因为她对你和莫宁的事气疯了 And this only happened because she was so pissed
才会发生这样的事情 about you and Morning.
-我和莫宁之间没什么 -我知道 - There is no me and Morning! - I know!
那你为什么没告诉她 So, why didn't you tell her?!
-我努力过了 -有多努力 - I tried! - How hard?!
咱们别在这上面纠结了 Let's not focus on that!
听着 我说了我很抱歉 Look, I said I'm sorry.
其他的我无话可说 I don't know what else to say.
你说的对 You're right.
言尽于此 That's enough talking.
你干什么 放下 What are you doing? Hey, put that down.
你疯了吗 Are you crazy?
你别 You don't--
天啊 Whew! Jesus!
现在你闻起来怎么样 Yeah! Now how are you smellin'?!
停下 Hey! Stop--
差不多该出发去机场了 It's nearly time to leave for the airport,
可你还没回来 and you're not back yet.
我希望你已经不在那儿了 I hope you're not still there.
如果就因为你们俩 If we miss this flight because the two of you are...
玩滑板或是溜旱冰或是别的什么荒谬的事情 skateboarding or rollerblading or...
而误了航班的话 some other ridiculous high jinks--
明白了吗 回电话给我 Okay? Call me.
妈妈 这个坏人 Mommy, the mean man
正在蹂躏我的脸 is squashing my face!
快点打电话叫警察来 Someone call a bobby!
滚开 Oh, fuck off!
还很疼吗 Does it still sting?
当然相当的疼 Of course it bloody stings.
我们应该去医院 Well, we should go to the hospital.
你不介意用这条吧 You mind using this one?
那些都只是摆设 Those are really just for show.
-是吗 -是啊 - Oh, are they? - Yeah.
行了吧 Come on.
-好了 咱们去急诊室吧 -不去 - Come on, let's go to the emergency room. - No!
别这么混蛋 Don't be an asshole.
我不需要你送我去就医 I don't need you to take me to hospital.
你们这些人为什么不能 Why can't you guys say "The hospital",
像正常人一样说 去医院 like normal people?
滚开 蠢货 Piss off. Twat.
前门开启 Front door ajar.
无论你有什么要解释的 Whatever explanation you've got--
天啊 发生什么事了 Oh, my God. What happened?
-别碰我 -什么 - Don't touch me. - What?
-他都知道了 -什么 - He knows. - What?
天啊 Oh, Christ.
是啊 祝你好运 Yeah. Good luck to you.
你是什么意思 他都知道了 What do you mean, he knows?
他是怎么知道的 How does he know?
他真他妈的该当个侦探 He should be a fuckin' detective.
他就那么发现了那些所有的细微线索 He just started finding out all these little clues--
比如我的车不见了 我的古龙水 that my car was gone, my cologne--
你喷得真够多的 You're wearing enough.
他用古龙水瓶子砸我 He threw bottles of it at me!
-肖恩 -是啊 - Sean? - Uh, yeah.
他真他妈的是个疯子 He was a fucking maniac.
不好意思 我的深度知觉 I'm sorry. My depth perception
还有点靠不住 is still a little wonky.
你的眼睛怎么了 What happened to your eyes?
你的情夫要把我弄瞎 Your lover tried to blind me!
他手里拿着盆仙人掌 He had a cactus!
他不是我的情夫 我发誓 He's not my lover. I swear,
和他搞过的这个念头 从生理上让我反感 the thought that I was with him physically disgusts me.
我 我真的感到反胃 I'm--I'm actually nauseated.
-让我想吐 -得了吧 - It makes me want to vomit. - All right.
对不起 对不起 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
那他妈的又能怎么样 So fucking what?!
我跟你说过他会砸东西 I told you he was throwing shit.
我不在乎你是不是很抱歉 I don't care that you're sorry.
那都没法撤销你的所作所为 It doesn't undo what you did.
都是因为你和莫宁的事 Which was only because of the thing between you and Morning!
我和莫宁之间什么事都没有 There was no thing between me and Morning!
-可我并不知道 -他知道 - I didn't know that! - He did!
那可是你们俩之间的事 Hey, this is between the two of you.
事实上 我觉得不再有什么"我们俩"了 Actually, I don't think there is a "Two of us".
亲爱的 听我说 Sweetheart, listen to me.
我知道你现在的感觉 I realize you feel that way now--
你根本不知道我的感觉 You have no idea how I feel.
因为如果你知道 那说明 Because if you did, that would imply
你的身体里还有一丁点的体谅之心 you had a grain of empathy in your body.
而如果是那样的话 And if that were the case...
你就不会随意地毁坏 ..You wouldn't have casually destroyed...
对我来说意味着一切的这件东西 the one thing that means anything to me.
-伙计 -怎么了 - Man. - What?!
你们俩吵架的方式 The way you guys fight--
我们吵架都是 "去你妈的" "去你妈的" We're, like, "Fuck you!" "Fuck you!"
抱歉 请继续 I'm sorry, go on.
我看着你 可我看不到 I look at you, and I can't see
与我共度过去八年的那个女人 the woman I've been with for the last eight years.
她还在这儿 她只是 She's still here. She just...
有点失去理智 went mad for a little bit.
他做出这样的事在我预料之中 I'd expect this from him.
他是头野兽 He's a bloody animal
没有什么道德规范 without a moral compass.
可你是 You're--
你是我的伙伴 You're my partner.
你是我以为在这个世界上 You're the one person in the whole world
我唯一能够信任的人 I thought I could trust.
你可以信任我 You can.
我爱你 I love you.
等我们到家 我会搬出去 When we get home, I'm out.
不 No.
我不知道我们如何才能迈过这道坎 I don't see how we can move past this.
我不是想吓唬谁 Not to get too melodramatic,
但是我觉得 but I think...
你已经伤透了我的心 you've broken my heart.
是我的经济人 My agent.
听着 我现在不方便讲话 Listen, I can't talk right now.
我正陷于 I'm kind of in the middle of--
什么时候 When?
没有 No.
你们从电视台听到什么消息了吗 Have you guys heard anything from the network?
什么 What?
快接电话 Wow. Pick it up.
接吧 Pick it up.
-喂 -我们大受欢迎 - Hello? - We're a hit!
什么 What?
试映观众们很喜欢《冰球小子》 The test audiences loved Pucks!
喜欢它 他们简直都爱死了 Loved it? They fuckin' dry-humped it!
试映会空前成功 It tested through the roof--
男性女性观众都喜欢 both women and men.
百分之八十七的人表示想接着看 87% said they'd watch it again.
没有人得到过这样的成绩 Nobody gets numbers like that.
他们喜欢马特和孩子们 They loved everything with Matt and the boys,
对马特和莫宁的感情 they were totally invested
也是全情投入 in the relationship with Matt and Morning.
我不是说过这部戏一定能行吗 Did I not tell you this was the one?
那 那是你说的 That-- That was you.
等等 Wait.
你什么意思 What are you saying?
我的意思是那些行李箱都打开吧 I'm saying unpack those bloody bags.
你们还有电视剧要拍呢 You've got some telly to make!