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第三季 第二集
戲里戲外
肯定會比以前好的 你等著看 It's all gonna be better.You'll see.
我會變得更好 I'm gonna be better.
-酒駕 -給你抓住了 - D.U.I.? - You got me.
我們還真抓住了 Looks like we did.
卡羅要接手默克的工作了 Carol's getting Merc's job.
我不太擅長保守秘密 I'm not good with secrets.
這是真的嗎 Are you serious?
拜托了 這話不能再讓別人聽見 Please, you cannot repeat this.
等一下 那就不是卡斯特·索托了 Wait. So it's not Castor Sotto?
不 我沒見過他 那也不影響 No, I've never met him. But come on!
那可是卡斯特·索托 Castor Sotto!
請到他不容易 What a coup.
我和羅伯在這兒過了一夜 I spent a night here with Rob.
什么一夜 What night?
周三 Wednesday.
你 You...
你和羅伯睡了 You slept with rob?
是 Yes.
你說睡了 是正兒八經的睡了嗎 You "slept with him" slept with him?
我 我 I-I...
是的 Did.
你跟他約會了多久 兩次 You only dated him, what... twice?
沒錯 兩次 Right, twice.
所以 在你們的約會中 So, on 50% of your dates,
有一半時間你都跟他睡了 you slept with Rob.
或者你 你可以說 Or you... you could say
我跟他睡的次數 只有我們約會次數的一半 I only slept with him on half our dates.
-干嗎 -沒什么 只是 - What? - Nothing. I just...
我從沒想過你這么 I never thought of you as...
什么 What?
隨便 Easy.
隨便 Easy?
我們第五次約會的時候 你才肯跟我睡覺 Well, you wouldn't sleep with me until our fifth date.
你那時候有老婆 You were married.
你現在也有老公我啊 So are we!
別別別別 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
你可別這么說 Do not go there.
是你清楚明白地告訴我說我們已經結束了 You categorically told me we were over.
對 Right.
事實上 那天晚上 我和羅伯 In fact, the night that Rob and I...
我給你打電話來著 I actually called
問你希不希望我取消約會 and asked if you wanted me to cancel my date.
而你說什么了呢 And what did you say?
去吧 去吧 "Go. Go."
我說讓你去約會 沒讓你去搞他 I meant "go on a date," not "go fuck him"!
天 God!
你干嗎非得告訴我啊 Why did you have to tell me?
你寧愿我撒謊 Would you rather I'd lied?
-可能吧 -那可真是不好意思啊 - Maybe. - Well, I'm sorry.
我以為你不會愿意睡這張床 I didn't think you'd want to sleep in the same bed...
你可放心吧 我們絕對不會睡這張床的 Oh, believe me... we are not sleeping in this bed.
那我們該上哪睡 So where are we gonna sleep?
不知道 我還是回家吧 Don't know. Maybe I should just go home.
別啊 這就是你家 No. You are home.
我們和好的第一晚 可不能分開過 And we're not spending our first night back together apart.
我也不愿意事情變成這樣 Look, I'm hating this as much as you are...
但是我們得向前看 ...but we've got to move forward.
木已成舟 What's done is done.
你跟莫寧睡了 我跟羅伯睡了 You slept with morning. I slept with Rob.
還有馬特 And Matt.
咱是不是得算這么詳細 We're still counting that?
當然要算 Oh, it counts.
你跟兩個人睡了 我只跟一個人 You were with two people. I was only with one.
是 但是我跟兩個人都只睡了一次 True, but I slept with two people only once.
而你跟這一個人睡了兩次 You were with one person twice,
所以實際上呢 紅蘋果對綠蘋果 so, in effect... apples to apples...
一種將名詞對應形容詞的卡牌游戲
我們應該是扯平了 I think we're even.
而我覺得你的算數不作數 And I think your math only works
除非你操的是蘋果 if you're fucking the apples.
我只是希望我們倆能忘掉這事 Look, I'm just trying to help us get through this.
怎么忘 我怎么可能忘掉 How? How can I get through this?
除非他沒那么帥 Maybe if he wasn't so handsome...
哪一個 Which one?
每一個 Both.
我怎么跟他們比 How can I compete with that?
你睡了世界著名的電視明星 You had a world-famous TV star
還有一個開卡車的純爺們 and a hunk that drives a truck.
人家是開卡車的 He drives a truck.
莫寧也不差啊 Well, Morning's no slouch.
她的歲數搞不好是那兩個男人的兩倍 Ah. She's probably twice as old as both your guys.
那咋了 那身材 那大奶 Even so, that body, those big tits...
你挺厲害的 哥們 Oh, you did very well, my friend.
大概吧 I suppose.
真的 You did.
我們現在該把這些包袱全都放下 And now it's time to put all that behind us.
說好了 嶄新的開始 We agreed... fresh start.
嶄新的開始 Fresh start.
對吧 Right?
一張白紙 Clean slate.
怎么了 你在想什么 What? What are you thinking about?
你的臟紙 Your dirty slate.
馬特 我剛跟戴安的律師通過電話 Matt, I just got off the phone with Diane's lawyer.
我操 Oh, fuck.
他跟我講了酒駕的事 He told me about the D.U.I.
酒駕 車上還有孩子 The D.U.I. with the kids in the car.
老實說 我還真沒料到這一出 Got to say, didn't see that coming.
完全扯淡 我根本沒醉 It's bullshit. I was so not drunk.
相信我 我也不是沒醉駕過 Believe me... I've driven drunk.
差別大著呢 I know the difference.
這話你應該對警察說 I hope you told the cops that.
那你到底攝入酒精了沒有 Did you have any alcohol at all?
也就兩杯香檳吧 頂多三杯 Like two glasses of champagne, three tops.
孩子們也確實都在車上吧 And the boys were in the car?
如果我說是帶他們去迪士尼 會不會好點 Does it help that I was taking them to Disneyland?
不會 It does not.
那戴安那邊該怎么辦 So, what do we do about Diane?
我完全沒轍 I have no idea.
你沒轍 你可是我律師 You have no idea? You're my lawyer.
是啊 我目前打算不干律師了 Yeah, well, I'm thinking of leaving the law...
開動物園去 Starting a zoo.
因為我可能已經發現了 Because I seem to have discovered
世界上唯一一個 the only animal in the known world
能夠操他自己的動物 that can actually fuck itself.
我說句話你別見怪 馬特 Please don't take this the wrong way, Matt,
你可真是我有史以來最差的客戶 真的 but you are the worst client I ever had, seriously.
要是拿兩個梅爾吉布森和一個泰格伍茲 I'd happily trade you
兩人都私生活丑聞纏身
來換你 我高高興興就換了 for two Mel Gibsons and a Tiger Woods.
至于嗎 Jesus!
至于酒駕的問題 As far as the D.U.I.,
你這是初犯 我倒是很驚訝 this is your first offense, amazingly,
我們可能爭取用社區服務來解決 so we can probably get you off with a little community service.
至于戴安的問題 你就自生自滅吧 As far as Diane, you're on your own.
我的天 Jesus!
這個新人打算改變一切 Yep. The new guy's changing everything.
是時候該把陳年老簡歷翻出來了 Time to get out the old résumés.
我覺得這還早了點 Well, I think that's premature.
我就沒有簡歷 I don't have a résumé.
你怎么會沒有簡歷 How do you not have a résumé?
這是我唯一一份工作 This is the only place I've ever worked.
除了大學畢業那個暑假 Well, except for the summer after college.
我在迪士尼扮過白雪公主 I was one of the snow whites at Disneyland.
我從沒聽說過 I never knew that.
我當時上的是夜班 I worked the Graveyard Shift.
我覺得現在就準備打包走人 Well, I think it's way too soon
還為時尚早 to start packing up our desks.
拜托 你知道他肯定會帶自己人的 Come on. You know he's gonna bring in his own people.
我們可不知道 我們都還沒見過他呢 No, we don't. We haven't even met him yet.
他可能會想保持原樣 He might want to keep things intact.
真的嗎 不會大換血 Seriously? And not clean house?
他連默克的馬桶都要扔掉 He's throwing out Merc's toilet.
夠了 Stop it.
我們得保持樂觀 We need to stay positive.
我倒是覺得情況不會太壞 I have a good feeling about this.
-是嗎 -我可沒有 - You do? - I don't.
我真這么覺得 Well, I really do.
我絕對完蛋了 I am so fucked.
這人不可能不換血 No way this guy isn't gonna clean house.
你都還沒見過他呢 Well, you haven't even met him yet.
根本不需要 要我我就會這樣 I don't need to. It's what I would do.
可你工作干得多好啊 But you're brilliant at your job.
他干嗎不留住你 Why wouldn't he want to keep you?
就是因為我干得太好了 Because I'm brilliant at it.
你知道你啥意思 不過 Okay, you know what you mean, but...
永遠不能雇一個比你還厲害的人 You never want someone who can do your job better than you can.
不然你以為我為啥雇安迪和麥拉 Why do you think I've got Andy and Myra?
再說 如果這人知道 Plus, if this guy finds out
我比他還早收到這份工作邀約 算了吧 they offered me the job before him, forget it!
操蛋了 Fucked!
通常這種情況下 Normally, at this point,
我會盡量鼓勵人家 I would try and be encouraging...
沒這個必要 Yeah, no point in that.
我也是這么想的 That's what I'm thinking.
怎么會這樣 How did this happen?
上周他們還讓我來管理電視臺呢 Last week, they're asking me to run the network,
明天我就要為了一份工作去給人吹簫了 and tomorrow, I'm gonna be blowing guys just to get a job.
-就是個比喻 -當然 - Figuratively. - Of course.
我可說清楚啊 For the record,
我從沒為了工作給任何人吹簫過 I've never blown anyone for a job.
這么厲害 Impressive!
-等一下 -這就對了 - Oh, wait. - There we go.
我剛出道的時候 When I first started out,
給尼克臺的一個總監打過手槍 I gave a handjob to the head of development at Nickelodeon.
著名兒童臺
尼克臺 Nickelodeon?!
他是大人 He was an adult.
兒童節目電視臺 又不是兒童管的 It's for kids, not run by kids.
好像是 Oh. Right.
我剛剛腦子里有這么一幅畫面 I suddenly had an image.
難道我會為了一份工作給十二歲孩子打手槍 Yeah, like I'd jack off some 12-year-old for a job.
我真的不會 I really don't think I would.
很好 Good.
除非是那種特別 Unless it was like some amazing...
-別說了 -好吧 - Stop talking. - Yeah, okay.
早安 Good morning.
周末過得怎么樣 How was the weekend?
還行 All right.
怎么了 What's the matter?
沒什么 Nothing.
不可能 Bullshit.
發生什么了 What's going on?
我真的不想討論這個 I'd really rather not discuss it.
不想討論什么 Not discuss what?
如果一個人說他真的不想討論這個 When a person says he'd really rather not discuss it...
-是關于這部戲的 -不是 - Is it about the show? - No.
-那是 -不管你信不信吧 - So, then...? - Believe it or not,
有些事跟你沒有關系 some things are not your concern.
你先告訴我是什么事 咱們再看 Well, tell me what it is and I'll see if I agree.
是什么 是很嚴重的事嗎 Is it, like, something serious?
我不會跟你談的 I'm not having this conversation.
我們一定要談 來嘛 Yeah, we are. Come on.
-我關心呢 告訴我吧 -不 - I care. Tell me. - No!
你可別嚇唬我啊 Okay, you're starting to freak me out.
是癌癥嗎 Is it, like, cancer?
不是癌癥 No, it is not cancer.
我可不知道 Well, I don't know.
是 是貝貝的事嗎 她是不是得了 Is it... is it Bev? Does she have...
沒有 沒有人得癌癥 No. No one has cancer!
愛德得了癌癥 Ed has cancer.
-什么 -沒關系的 - What? - It's okay.
不知者無罪 You didn't know.
我的天 Jesus Christ.
到底怎么了 What is going on?
她跟羅伯睡了 She slept with Rob.
-誰 -貝貝 我老婆 - Who? - Bev, my wife.
我知道貝貝是誰 問題誰是羅伯 No, I know who Bev is. Who's rob?
莫寧她哥 Morning's brother.
開卡車那個 With the truck.
什么卡車 What truck?
他有一輛卡車 He had a truck!
反正吧 上一周 Anyway, last week,
我們和好之前 before we got back together,
她跟他睡了 she slept with him.
不是吧 No shit?
她還告訴你了 And she told you?
這倒不怪她 她覺得我們必須坦誠 To her credit, she felt we needed to be honest.
她是不是蠢啊 What, is she stupid?
所以你這周末就是這么過的 And this was gonna be your big, like,
明明好不容易重歸于好 "finally back together" weekend?
諷刺吧 For fans of irony, it's a real treat.
真慘 Man.
我還以為你倆會操的昏天黑地 I figured you two would be fucking like bunnies.
實際上是尷尬又郁悶得昏天黑地 More like bunnies with awkward silences and sullen looks.
我睡的沙發 I actually slept on the sofa.
-真的 -我不想在她床上睡 - Seriously? - Well, I don't want to sleep in her bed.
她又不想在我床上睡 She doesn't want to sleep in mine.
這可不大好 That's not good for the bunnies.
可不 No.
我知道我們最終肯定會邁過這個坎 I'm sure, eventually, we'll get past this,
不過 我的媽呀 but oh, my God!
前面一個坎我還沒邁過去呢 I was so not prepared
后邊又來一個坎 for something else I had to get past.
如果只有那一個人 情況就不一樣了 I mean, it would be one thing if he was the only one.
天 還有誰啊 Christ. Who else?
你說得對 你說得對 Yes, yes.
我們很喜歡這一稿 We all love the draft.
你可真是太棒了 You are so good.
謝謝你們 Wow. Thank you.
我們一點意見都沒有 We really don't even have any notes.
你們已經成為我最喜歡的電視臺了 I think you just became my favorite network.
只是有些小地方需要潤色 Just a few tone questions.
好...吧 O-kay.
我們有點擔心 We're a little concerned
所有的角色好像都有那么點 太憤怒了 that the characters all seem a bit too... angry.
劇本標題就叫《憤怒的男人》 所以 Well, it... it's called "Angry Men," so...
我懂的 而且我們非常喜歡 No, I know, and we love it.
要不我們等那個新來的到了 Shouldn't we maybe wait till the new guy starts
看看他怎么想 and see what he thinks?
我覺得我們最好 I think we want to make sure
讓他看到的就是最好的一稿 he's seeing the best possible version of this.
說不定這就已經是最好的一稿了 Maybe this is the best possible version.
并不是 It's not.
我要殺人了 I'm gonna kill somebody.
還以為只是我的幻想呢 Phew. Thought that was just happening in my head.
稍等我一下 Excuse me a moment.
停下 Okay, stop!
停下 Stop!
我知道這是你們的工作 I know you have jobs to do,
但我們也有工作要做 你們這搞的 沒法搞 but so do we, and it's just... it's... it's impossible!
真的 夠了 Seriously! Enough!
這人他媽到底需要多少個書架 How many fucking bookshelves does this guy need?!
的確 我聽說他根本不識字 It's true. I heard he can't even read.
沒人通知我們你今天就來上班 No one told us you were coming in today.
我都想好了更尷尬的見面方式 I'd have prepared a more embarrassing way to meet you.
這可說不好 還能比這更尷尬嗎 I don't know. You set the bar pretty high.
說來搞笑 That's funny.
我是卡羅 I'm Carol...
蘭斯 我知道 Rance. I know.
我就是過來看看地方 I just came in to look at the space.
你在裝修方面有什么心得嗎 How are you with decorating?
盡管問 Uh, try me.
好 Okay.
你在考慮接受這份工作的時候 When you were thinking of taking this job,
計劃把辦公桌放在哪 where were you gonna put your desk?
我一直覺得放這邊比較好 I always thought here.
能看見風景 So you could see the view...
而且跳樓更方便 Plus it's more convenient for jumping.
你顯然是正兒八經思考過的 Clearly, you've given this some thought.
確實是 I have.
我聲明一下 Just so you know...
我沒有接受這份工作的原因 ...the reason I didn't take the job is,
是因為我覺得 I really think I'm at my best
我更適合協助別人 when I'm supporting someone else.
我是一個很好的二把手 I'm a great number two.
我不需要一個很好的二把手 Yeah, I don't want a great number two.
好吧 Sure.
我懂的 I get that.
我想要個搭檔 I want a partner.
莫特拉 她在家嗎 Hey, Mertala. Is she here?
是誰啊 Who is it?!
是馬特先生 It's Mr. Matt!
讓他滾蛋 Tell him to go the fuck away!
她的原話 That's what she says.
我就想跟你說幾句話 I just want to talk to you for a minute!
告訴他不行 他是個混蛋 Tell him, no, he's an asshole.
這也是原話 That, too.
別開口 Don't even start.
我啥都沒說 I didn't say anything yet.
我知道你要說什么 I know what you're gonna say.
你不知道 No, you don't.
胡扯 首先 你會抵賴 Bullshit. First, you'll deny it.
然后你會撒謊找借口 Then you'll lie about it.
然后你會說你很抱歉 Then you'll say you're sorry
發誓絕對絕對絕對不會再發生了 and swear it'll never, ever, ever happen again.
然后就又發生了 Then it happens again.
你在做我的醬汁 You're making my sauce?
我在做醬汁 I'm making sauce.
放黃油了嗎 Put the butter in yet?
沒 因為這不是你的醬汁 No, 'cause it's not your sauce.
放黃油更好吃 It's better with the butter.
我才不會放你的破黃油 I'm not putting your fucking butter in.
我知道 你生氣 Hey, I get it. You're mad.
但你跟黃油較什么勁呢 But don't blame the butter.
酒駕這事根本就是扯淡 Look, this whole D.U.I. thing is bullshit.
你是因為酒駕載孩子被拘了 You were arrested for driving drunk with our kids in the car.
你這么一說 好像挺嚴重的 Well, when you say it like that, yeah, it sounds terrible.
我不就喝了幾杯香檳 I had a couple glasses of champagne.
你告訴我你就沒有這種時候 喝了幾杯酒 You tell me you never had a few drinks
然后還開車帶孩子 and then drove the kids?
你肯定有的 只是沒有被抓住過 I know you did. You just never got caught.
反正以后是不會了 Yeah, well, not anymore.
我都六個禮拜沒沾酒了 I haven't had a drink in six weeks.
為什么 Why?
總有人得成熟起來 Somebody's got to be a grown-up,
顯然不會是你 and clearly, it's not you.
成熟的人都喝酒 Uh... grown-ups drink.
我有在跟人約會 I've been seeing someone.
什么人 Like...
心理醫生 A shrink?
一個男的 Like a guy.
-誰啊 -你又不認識 - Who? - You don't know him.
他就不喝酒嗎 And he doesn't drink?
他都十五年沒喝過酒了 He's been sober for 15 years.
這么可怕 Sounds horrible.
-等下 外邊那車是他的嗎 -是啊 - Wait. Is that whose car is out front? - Yeah.
我想買那車還得排隊等呢 I'm on a waiting list for one of those.
-他怎么買到的 -他是經銷商 - How'd he get it? - He's a dealer.
Dealer 常用來指毒販或汽車銷售商
販毒的 Drugs?
賣車的 Cars.
混蛋 Asshole.
他人在哪呢 So, where is he?
他帶孩子們去騎自行車了 He took the boys for a bike ride.
-他跟孩子們單獨在一起呢 -那又怎樣 - He's alone with the boys? - So?
你說我帶孩子帶不好 給我找麻煩 So you're giving me shit about my parenting skills,
自己倒是讓陌生人跟 and some total stranger is off with...
他可不是陌生人 He's not a total stranger.
-是嗎 你跟這人有多熟 -很熟 - Yeah? Well, how well do you know this guy? - Well.
-很熟是多熟 -熟到準備結婚了 - How well? - Well enough that we're getting married.
這可 真是挺熟的 That's... pretty damn well.
你說你想要一個搭檔 So, when you say you want a partner...
其實不是真的 Yeah, that's not exactly true.
我不想要一個搭檔 I don't want a partner.
我是想要你來做我的搭檔 I want you as my partner.
我聽了不少好話 I've heard good things.
我想知道是不是真的 I want to find out if they're true.
如果是好話 那就肯定是真的 If they're good, they're definitely true.
你最害怕什么 別想 直接回答 What scares you most? Don't think. Just answer.
蜜蜂 Bees.
你知道我最害怕什么嗎 中規中矩 You know what scares me? Mediocrity.
穩妥的選擇 小心翼翼地付出 Safe choices, hedged bets,
就想按照容易和熟悉的來 a willingness to settle for the easy and familiar.
我想收回蜜蜂這個答案 I would really like to take back "bees."
天 結婚 Geez. Married?
我都不知道你處對象了 I didn't even know you were dating.
因為這跟你沒關系 'Cause it's none of your business.
你跟跟蹤狂上床的時候 也沒告訴我啊 You don't tell me when you're screwing your stalker.
-小心點 越來越小了 -是啊是啊 - Hey, careful. They're starting to get too small. - Oh, right.
-你大 -我是說 - Mr. Big Balls. - I'm just saying,
太小的話炸的時候就會干掉 they're gonna dry out when you fry them.
-我用烤的 -惡心死我了 - I'm baking them. - Oh, you're killing me.
你是怎么讓孩子們瞞著我的 So, uh, how'd you get the kids not to tell me?
真的 他們從沒提過奧利 Really? The never mentioned Ollie?
等下 這人就是奧利 Wait. This guy's Ollie?
他們老他媽說起奧利 They fucking talk about Ollie all the time.
我以為是他們想象出來的呢 I thought they made him up.
-什么 -他們老說 我們和奧利去動物園了 - What? - It's always like, "we went to the zoo with Ollie.
我們和奧利一起建了個城堡 We built a fort with Ollie."
愛咋咋地吧 "Yeah, okay."
不 他是真的 Nope. He's real.
他人真的不錯嗎 And he's really all right?
不是 我打算找個混蛋結婚 No, I'm gonna marry some douchebag.
不有我呢嗎 Uh, hello?
他人挺好的 He's a good guy.
-最好是這樣 -他是挺好的 - Well, he better be. - He is.
他跟孩子們處的挺好的 還喜歡我媽媽 He's good with the boys. He likes my mother.
他喜歡你媽 He likes your mother?
真不喝酒 Sober?
自行想象吧 Go figure.
煩人 Pain in the ass.
我告訴你啊 Well, you know,
如果我不喜歡他 你這事就算了 if I don't like him, this whole thing is off.
好吧 Right.
-說真的 -好吧 - Seriously. - Okay.
好多了吧 Better, right?
你心里清楚這樣更好 You know it's better.
去他的收視率 Fuck ratings.
我才不關心收視率 I don't care about ratings.
說起來輕松 Well, that's easy to say...
真的 就算失敗我也不在乎 I don't. I don't care if we fail.
失敗有什么關系 Failing's fine!
轟轟烈烈地死掉又有什么關系 If we go down in flames, at least there were flames!
如果我們要一起合作 我希望制作 If we're gonna do this, I want to do TV
大膽又讓人激動的電視 危險的電視 that's bold and thrilling and dangerous!
我也可以很危險 I can be dangerous.
我可以的 I-I can.
你看著可不怎么危險 You don't seem dangerous.
所以我才危險呢 That's what makes me so dangerous.
我喜歡你 I like you.
我也喜歡你 I like you, too.
我覺得你還有很多潛力沒能發揮出來 I think you are so much more than you've been allowed to be.
真的嗎 Really?
你別再老是試圖讓別人滿意了 You need to stop trying to please people.
你能做到嗎 Can you do that?
既然你都這么要求了 If that's what you want.
我覺得她不會回來了 I don't think she's coming back.
神奇了 她又給你一次機會 Amazing. She gave you another chance?
你簡直是邪惡天才 You are an evil genius.
你太客氣了 You're too kind.
你也不在乎她再婚 And you're okay with her getting married again?
不啊 那咋了 Yeah. Why not?
-你前妻再婚了嗎 -沒 - Your ex-wife ever remarry? - No.
我傾向于認為她在我這里已經受夠了 I like to think she exhausted all her misery on me
然后就遠離這檔子事了 and then left the business.
我猜你不想念她吧 So I'm guessing you don't miss her.
確實 No.
我挺想念我現在的老婆的 I do miss my current wife.
你倆可太蠢了 Yeah, you guys are idiots.
謝謝啊 Thank you.
所以怎么的 你倆就再也不上床了 So, what, you're just never gonna have sex again?
可能吧 Probably not.
挺有意思 我從來不在乎 It's funny. You know, I never had a problem
在別的男人睡過的床上搞 screwing in a bed where another guy's been.
你還從來不在乎 You've never had a problem
跟別的男人睡過的女人搞呢 screwing in a woman where another guy's been.
你跟他說你很危險 You told him you were dangerous?
你可一點也不危險 You're so non-dangerous.
可不是嘛 I know!
不過我發誓 在他身邊 But I swear, with him,
我覺得好像可以的 I feel like I could be.
他身上有種活力 There's something about him that's so dynamic.
那種自信 This confidence...
我已經不知道多長時間 I have not felt this excited about work
沒覺得對工作這么激動了 in I don't know how long.
天哪 呼氣 Dear God... exhale.
我告訴你吧 And let me tell you...
那人看著可真養眼 is that boy easy on the eyes.
-別 -我不搞怪聲音 - Don't. - I know... don't do voices.
謝謝 Thank you.
說真的 他太帥了 Seriously, he is hot.
很顯然 我不會走到那一步的 Obviously, I would never go there.
得了吧 你都搞成習慣了 Please. You keep an apartment there.
不會 不會發生的 Nope. Not gonna happen.
我在他身邊就很開心了 I'm happy just to be around him,
和他一起工作 向他學習 to work with him, to learn from him.
他太棒了 He is amazing.
我聽見我自己對這些人說話 I hear myself talking to these people, and...
他們在聽 They're listening to me.
真的在聽 還點頭 I mean, really listening and nodding.
沒有一個人發現我是個草包 And no one seems to notice I'm so full of shit.
有這么個女的 簡直吃我這套 Like, this one woman was just eating it up.
一方面呢 我覺得很放松 And, on one hand, I felt relieved
因為 我不會被抓住 'cause, you know, I was getting away with it.
而與此同時呢 But at the same time...
我又覺得 I felt such...
很蔑視她 contempt for her.
然后事情越來越糟糕 And then things started really getting bad.
我說的那些話 The words I was saying
根本就不像是在說話了 didn't even sound like words anymore.
然后墻壁也開始發出聲音 And then the walls started making that noise,
我必須趕快逃走 and I just had to get out of there.
我坐在車上 So I'm sitting in my car,
我就 and I'm just......
我想呼吸 Just trying to breathe.
那感覺就像是 And it's like I'm...
我在吸進墨水 I'm breathing ink.
然后我變成了墨水 And then I become the ink.
我就像是一個人形袋子 I'm like this me-shaped bag
里邊裝滿黏糊糊的黑墨水 of black, viscous ink.
包括現在 我跟你說話的這時候 And even now, as I'm talking to you,
我還是覺得 I still feel...
好像凝固了 Kind of gelatinous.
這種自我厭惡讓我無法承受 And I'm consumed with an unbearable self-loathing.
而且我能聽見家具在說悄悄話 And I can hear the furniture whispering.
我們要不還是調整一下你的藥物吧 Maybe we should try adjusting your medication again.
好吧 Maybe.
我猜要么是卡羅 要么是威利·尼爾森來過 I'm guessing either Carol or Willie Nelson was here.
威利·尼爾森 是美國跨界藝術家 公開表示愛抽大麻 曾發表雷鬼專輯
那么大味兒 That bad?
你如果是在組雷鬼樂隊就不算什么 Not if you're in a reggae band.
聽我說 So, listen, I, um...
我今晚還是在我那邊過夜吧 I'm thinking of staying at my place tonight.
什么 別啊 What? No.
-我開會窗戶 -不是因為這個 - I'll just open some windows. - It's not that.
我就是覺得 I just think...
我在我那邊會更好過一些 It might be easier if I'm in my place.
別說什么你那邊 這就是你那邊 Stop saying "your place." This is your place.
是嗎 Is it?
我們這到底是干嗎 What are we doing?
不知道 Don't know.
這無論如何也感覺不對味 There's no version of this that feels right.
我找一下肖恩和貝佛利·林肯 I'm looking for Sean or Beverly Lincoln?
-我們就是 -有個快遞 - Yes? - We got a delivery here.
你們想放在哪 Where do you want it?
你們喜歡嗎 據說還沒人在這張床上搞過 You like it? They told me nobody's fucked on it yet.
這可太棒了 Oh, it's amazing!
太聰明了 謝謝你 It's brilliant! Thank you.
說真的 邪惡天才 Seriously, an evil genius.
你們好好睡 Well, sleep tight, you guys.
或者就別睡覺 Or don't.
好的 謝謝 Okay. Thank you.
晚安 再次感謝 Night-night. Thanks again!
拜 Bye.
簡直不可思議 This is insane!
是的啊 感覺一下 I know! Feel this!
我寧愿感覺一下這個 I'd rather feel this.
一張白紙 寶貝 Clean slate, baby!
一張白紙 Clean slate!
不再有陰影了 No more ghosts.
沒有 No.
拜拜了羅伯 帶著你的卡車拜拜了 Bye-bye, Rob, with your big, stupid truck!
再見了 莫寧 So long, Morning!
走的時候可別讓門撞上你的大奶 Don't let the door hit your tits on the way out!
再會了馬特 See you around, Matt!
小心別絆倒在你那 你那大雞巴上 Don't trip on your... your giant dick!
你那 大雞巴 Your... giant dick.
我累壞了 I'm exhausted.
今天太累了 Long day.
-這周都挺累的 -可不 - Long week. - Very.
睡著可真舒服 Oh, this does feel like heaven.
應該寫個告示 可能導致溺亡 Should come with a warning... "may cause drowsiness."
請勿操作重型機械 "Do not operate heavy machinery."
那個 Anyway...
嶄新的床單 Fresh sheets.
確實是嶄新的 Mm. Yeah, real fresh.
睡個好覺 Well, sleep tight.
你也是 You too.
晚安 Night.
愛你 Love you.
愛你 Love you, too.