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肯定会比以前好的 你等着看 It's all gonna be better.You'll see.
我会变得更好 I'm gonna be better.
-酒驾 -给你抓住了 - D.U.I.? - You got me.
我们还真抓住了 Looks like we did.
卡罗要接手默克的工作了 Carol's getting Merc's job.
我不太擅长保守秘密 I'm not good with secrets.
这是真的吗 Are you serious?
拜托了 这话不能再让别人听见 Please, you cannot repeat this.
等一下 那就不是卡斯特·索托了 Wait. So it's not Castor Sotto?
不 我没见过他 那也不影响 No, I've never met him. But come on!
那可是卡斯特·索托 Castor Sotto!
请到他不容易 What a coup.
我和罗伯在这儿过了一夜 I spent a night here with Rob.
什么一夜 What night?
周三 Wednesday.
你 You...
你和罗伯睡了 You slept with rob?
是 Yes.
你说睡了 是正儿八经的睡了吗 You "slept with him" slept with him?
我 我 I-I...
是的 Did.
你跟他约会了多久 两次 You only dated him, what... twice?
没错 两次 Right, twice.
所以 在你们的约会中 So, on 50% of your dates,
有一半时间你都跟他睡了 you slept with Rob.
或者你 你可以说 Or you... you could say
我跟他睡的次数 只有我们约会次数的一半 I only slept with him on half our dates.
-干吗 -没什么 只是 - What? - Nothing. I just...
我从没想过你这么 I never thought of you as...
什么 What?
随便 Easy.
随便 Easy?
我们第五次约会的时候 你才肯跟我睡觉 Well, you wouldn't sleep with me until our fifth date.
你那时候有老婆 You were married.
你现在也有老公我啊 So are we!
别别别别 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
你可别这么说 Do not go there.
是你清楚明白地告诉我说我们已经结束了 You categorically told me we were over.
对 Right.
事实上 那天晚上 我和罗伯 In fact, the night that Rob and I...
我给你打电话来着 I actually called
问你希不希望我取消约会 and asked if you wanted me to cancel my date.
而你说什么了呢 And what did you say?
去吧 去吧 "Go. Go."
我说让你去约会 没让你去搞他 I meant "go on a date," not "go fuck him"!
天 God!
你干吗非得告诉我啊 Why did you have to tell me?
你宁愿我撒谎 Would you rather I'd lied?
-可能吧 -那可真是不好意思啊 - Maybe. - Well, I'm sorry.
我以为你不会愿意睡这张床 I didn't think you'd want to sleep in the same bed...
你可放心吧 我们绝对不会睡这张床的 Oh, believe me... we are not sleeping in this bed.
那我们该上哪睡 So where are we gonna sleep?
不知道 我还是回家吧 Don't know. Maybe I should just go home.
别啊 这就是你家 No. You are home.
我们和好的第一晚 可不能分开过 And we're not spending our first night back together apart.
我也不愿意事情变成这样 Look, I'm hating this as much as you are...
但是我们得向前看 ...but we've got to move forward.
木已成舟 What's done is done.
你跟莫宁睡了 我跟罗伯睡了 You slept with morning. I slept with Rob.
还有马特 And Matt.
咱是不是得算这么详细 We're still counting that?
当然要算 Oh, it counts.
你跟两个人睡了 我只跟一个人 You were with two people. I was only with one.
是 但是我跟两个人都只睡了一次 True, but I slept with two people only once.
而你跟这一个人睡了两次 You were with one person twice,
所以实际上呢 红苹果对绿苹果 so, in effect... apples to apples...
一种将名词对应形容词的卡牌游戏
我们应该是扯平了 I think we're even.
而我觉得你的算数不作数 And I think your math only works
除非你操的是苹果 if you're fucking the apples.
我只是希望我们俩能忘掉这事 Look, I'm just trying to help us get through this.
怎么忘 我怎么可能忘掉 How? How can I get through this?
除非他没那么帅 Maybe if he wasn't so handsome...
哪一个 Which one?
每一个 Both.
我怎么跟他们比 How can I compete with that?
你睡了世界著名的电视明星 You had a world-famous TV star
还有一个开卡车的纯爷们 and a hunk that drives a truck.
人家是开卡车的 He drives a truck.
莫宁也不差啊 Well, Morning's no slouch.
她的岁数搞不好是那两个男人的两倍 Ah. She's probably twice as old as both your guys.
那咋了 那身材 那大奶 Even so, that body, those big tits...
你挺厉害的 哥们 Oh, you did very well, my friend.
大概吧 I suppose.
真的 You did.
我们现在该把这些包袱全都放下 And now it's time to put all that behind us.
说好了 崭新的开始 We agreed... fresh start.
崭新的开始 Fresh start.
对吧 Right?
一张白纸 Clean slate.
怎么了 你在想什么 What? What are you thinking about?
你的脏纸 Your dirty slate.
马特 我刚跟戴安的律师通过电话 Matt, I just got off the phone with Diane's lawyer.
我操 Oh, fuck.
他跟我讲了酒驾的事 He told me about the D.U.I.
酒驾 车上还有孩子 The D.U.I. with the kids in the car.
老实说 我还真没料到这一出 Got to say, didn't see that coming.
完全扯淡 我根本没醉 It's bullshit. I was so not drunk.
相信我 我也不是没醉驾过 Believe me... I've driven drunk.
差别大着呢 I know the difference.
这话你应该对警察说 I hope you told the cops that.
那你到底摄入酒精了没有 Did you have any alcohol at all?
也就两杯香槟吧 顶多三杯 Like two glasses of champagne, three tops.
孩子们也确实都在车上吧 And the boys were in the car?
如果我说是带他们去迪士尼 会不会好点 Does it help that I was taking them to Disneyland?
不会 It does not.
那戴安那边该怎么办 So, what do we do about Diane?
我完全没辙 I have no idea.
你没辙 你可是我律师 You have no idea? You're my lawyer.
是啊 我目前打算不干律师了 Yeah, well, I'm thinking of leaving the law...
开动物园去 Starting a zoo.
因为我可能已经发现了 Because I seem to have discovered
世界上唯一一个 the only animal in the known world
能够操他自己的动物 that can actually fuck itself.
我说句话你别见怪 马特 Please don't take this the wrong way, Matt,
你可真是我有史以来最差的客户 真的 but you are the worst client I ever had, seriously.
要是拿两个梅尔吉布森和一个泰格伍兹 I'd happily trade you
两人都私生活丑闻缠身
来换你 我高高兴兴就换了 for two Mel Gibsons and a Tiger Woods.
至于吗 Jesus!
至于酒驾的问题 As far as the D.U.I.,
你这是初犯 我倒是很惊讶 this is your first offense, amazingly,
我们可能争取用社区服务来解决 so we can probably get you off with a little community service.
至于戴安的问题 你就自生自灭吧 As far as Diane, you're on your own.
我的天 Jesus!
这个新人打算改变一切 Yep. The new guy's changing everything.
是时候该把陈年老简历翻出来了 Time to get out the old résumés.
我觉得这还早了点 Well, I think that's premature.
我就没有简历 I don't have a résumé.
你怎么会没有简历 How do you not have a résumé?
这是我唯一一份工作 This is the only place I've ever worked.
除了大学毕业那个暑假 Well, except for the summer after college.
我在迪士尼扮过白雪公主 I was one of the snow whites at Disneyland.
我从没听说过 I never knew that.
我当时上的是夜班 I worked the Graveyard Shift.
我觉得现在就准备打包走人 Well, I think it's way too soon
还为时尚早 to start packing up our desks.
拜托 你知道他肯定会带自己人的 Come on. You know he's gonna bring in his own people.
我们可不知道 我们都还没见过他呢 No, we don't. We haven't even met him yet.
他可能会想保持原样 He might want to keep things intact.
真的吗 不会大换血 Seriously? And not clean house?
他连默克的马桶都要扔掉 He's throwing out Merc's toilet.
够了 Stop it.
我们得保持乐观 We need to stay positive.
我倒是觉得情况不会太坏 I have a good feeling about this.
-是吗 -我可没有 - You do? - I don't.
我真这么觉得 Well, I really do.
我绝对完蛋了 I am so fucked.
这人不可能不换血 No way this guy isn't gonna clean house.
你都还没见过他呢 Well, you haven't even met him yet.
根本不需要 要我我就会这样 I don't need to. It's what I would do.
可你工作干得多好啊 But you're brilliant at your job.
他干吗不留住你 Why wouldn't he want to keep you?
就是因为我干得太好了 Because I'm brilliant at it.
你知道你啥意思 不过 Okay, you know what you mean, but...
永远不能雇一个比你还厉害的人 You never want someone who can do your job better than you can.
不然你以为我为啥雇安迪和麦拉 Why do you think I've got Andy and Myra?
再说 如果这人知道 Plus, if this guy finds out
我比他还早收到这份工作邀约 算了吧 they offered me the job before him, forget it!
操蛋了 Fucked!
通常这种情况下 Normally, at this point,
我会尽量鼓励人家 I would try and be encouraging...
没这个必要 Yeah, no point in that.
我也是这么想的 That's what I'm thinking.
怎么会这样 How did this happen?
上周他们还让我来管理电视台呢 Last week, they're asking me to run the network,
明天我就要为了一份工作去给人吹箫了 and tomorrow, I'm gonna be blowing guys just to get a job.
-就是个比喻 -当然 - Figuratively. - Of course.
我可说清楚啊 For the record,
我从没为了工作给任何人吹箫过 I've never blown anyone for a job.
这么厉害 Impressive!
-等一下 -这就对了 - Oh, wait. - There we go.
我刚出道的时候 When I first started out,
给尼克台的一个总监打过手枪 I gave a handjob to the head of development at Nickelodeon.
著名儿童台
尼克台 Nickelodeon?!
他是大人 He was an adult.
儿童节目电视台 又不是儿童管的 It's for kids, not run by kids.
好像是 Oh. Right.
我刚刚脑子里有这么一幅画面 I suddenly had an image.
难道我会为了一份工作给十二岁孩子打手枪 Yeah, like I'd jack off some 12-year-old for a job.
我真的不会 I really don't think I would.
很好 Good.
除非是那种特别 Unless it was like some amazing...
-别说了 -好吧 - Stop talking. - Yeah, okay.
早安 Good morning.
周末过得怎么样 How was the weekend?
还行 All right.
怎么了 What's the matter?
没什么 Nothing.
不可能 Bullshit.
发生什么了 What's going on?
我真的不想讨论这个 I'd really rather not discuss it.
不想讨论什么 Not discuss what?
如果一个人说他真的不想讨论这个 When a person says he'd really rather not discuss it...
-是关于这部戏的 -不是 - Is it about the show? - No.
-那是 -不管你信不信吧 - So, then...? - Believe it or not,
有些事跟你没有关系 some things are not your concern.
你先告诉我是什么事 咱们再看 Well, tell me what it is and I'll see if I agree.
是什么 是很严重的事吗 Is it, like, something serious?
我不会跟你谈的 I'm not having this conversation.
我们一定要谈 来嘛 Yeah, we are. Come on.
-我关心呢 告诉我吧 -不 - I care. Tell me. - No!
你可别吓唬我啊 Okay, you're starting to freak me out.
是癌症吗 Is it, like, cancer?
不是癌症 No, it is not cancer.
我可不知道 Well, I don't know.
是 是贝贝的事吗 她是不是得了 Is it... is it Bev? Does she have...
没有 没有人得癌症 No. No one has cancer!
爱德得了癌症 Ed has cancer.
-什么 -没关系的 - What? - It's okay.
不知者无罪 You didn't know.
我的天 Jesus Christ.
到底怎么了 What is going on?
她跟罗伯睡了 She slept with Rob.
-谁 -贝贝 我老婆 - Who? - Bev, my wife.
我知道贝贝是谁 问题谁是罗伯 No, I know who Bev is. Who's rob?
莫宁她哥 Morning's brother.
开卡车那个 With the truck.
什么卡车 What truck?
他有一辆卡车 He had a truck!
反正吧 上一周 Anyway, last week,
我们和好之前 before we got back together,
她跟他睡了 she slept with him.
不是吧 No shit?
她还告诉你了 And she told you?
这倒不怪她 她觉得我们必须坦诚 To her credit, she felt we needed to be honest.
她是不是蠢啊 What, is she stupid?
所以你这周末就是这么过的 And this was gonna be your big, like,
明明好不容易重归于好 "finally back together" weekend?
讽刺吧 For fans of irony, it's a real treat.
真惨 Man.
我还以为你俩会操的昏天黑地 I figured you two would be fucking like bunnies.
实际上是尴尬又郁闷得昏天黑地 More like bunnies with awkward silences and sullen looks.
我睡的沙发 I actually slept on the sofa.
-真的 -我不想在她床上睡 - Seriously? - Well, I don't want to sleep in her bed.
她又不想在我床上睡 She doesn't want to sleep in mine.
这可不大好 That's not good for the bunnies.
可不 No.
我知道我们最终肯定会迈过这个坎 I'm sure, eventually, we'll get past this,
不过 我的妈呀 but oh, my God!
前面一个坎我还没迈过去呢 I was so not prepared
后边又来一个坎 for something else I had to get past.
如果只有那一个人 情况就不一样了 I mean, it would be one thing if he was the only one.
天 还有谁啊 Christ. Who else?
你说得对 你说得对 Yes, yes.
我们很喜欢这一稿 We all love the draft.
你可真是太棒了 You are so good.
谢谢你们 Wow. Thank you.
我们一点意见都没有 We really don't even have any notes.
你们已经成为我最喜欢的电视台了 I think you just became my favorite network.
只是有些小地方需要润色 Just a few tone questions.
好...吧 O-kay.
我们有点担心 We're a little concerned
所有的角色好像都有那么点 太愤怒了 that the characters all seem a bit too... angry.
剧本标题就叫《愤怒的男人》 所以 Well, it... it's called "Angry Men," so...
我懂的 而且我们非常喜欢 No, I know, and we love it.
要不我们等那个新来的到了 Shouldn't we maybe wait till the new guy starts
看看他怎么想 and see what he thinks?
我觉得我们最好 I think we want to make sure
让他看到的就是最好的一稿 he's seeing the best possible version of this.
说不定这就已经是最好的一稿了 Maybe this is the best possible version.
并不是 It's not.
我要杀人了 I'm gonna kill somebody.
还以为只是我的幻想呢 Phew. Thought that was just happening in my head.
稍等我一下 Excuse me a moment.
停下 Okay, stop!
停下 Stop!
我知道这是你们的工作 I know you have jobs to do,
但我们也有工作要做 你们这搞的 没法搞 but so do we, and it's just... it's... it's impossible!
真的 够了 Seriously! Enough!
这人他妈到底需要多少个书架 How many fucking bookshelves does this guy need?!
的确 我听说他根本不识字 It's true. I heard he can't even read.
没人通知我们你今天就来上班 No one told us you were coming in today.
我都想好了更尴尬的见面方式 I'd have prepared a more embarrassing way to meet you.
这可说不好 还能比这更尴尬吗 I don't know. You set the bar pretty high.
说来搞笑 That's funny.
我是卡罗 I'm Carol...
兰斯 我知道 Rance. I know.
我就是过来看看地方 I just came in to look at the space.
你在装修方面有什么心得吗 How are you with decorating?
尽管问 Uh, try me.
好 Okay.
你在考虑接受这份工作的时候 When you were thinking of taking this job,
计划把办公桌放在哪 where were you gonna put your desk?
我一直觉得放这边比较好 I always thought here.
能看见风景 So you could see the view...
而且跳楼更方便 Plus it's more convenient for jumping.
你显然是正儿八经思考过的 Clearly, you've given this some thought.
确实是 I have.
我声明一下 Just so you know...
我没有接受这份工作的原因 ...the reason I didn't take the job is,
是因为我觉得 I really think I'm at my best
我更适合协助别人 when I'm supporting someone else.
我是一个很好的二把手 I'm a great number two.
我不需要一个很好的二把手 Yeah, I don't want a great number two.
好吧 Sure.
我懂的 I get that.
我想要个搭档 I want a partner.
莫特拉 她在家吗 Hey, Mertala. Is she here?
是谁啊 Who is it?!
是马特先生 It's Mr. Matt!
让他滚蛋 Tell him to go the fuck away!
她的原话 That's what she says.
我就想跟你说几句话 I just want to talk to you for a minute!
告诉他不行 他是个混蛋 Tell him, no, he's an asshole.
这也是原话 That, too.
别开口 Don't even start.
我啥都没说 I didn't say anything yet.
我知道你要说什么 I know what you're gonna say.
你不知道 No, you don't.
胡扯 首先 你会抵赖 Bullshit. First, you'll deny it.
然后你会撒谎找借口 Then you'll lie about it.
然后你会说你很抱歉 Then you'll say you're sorry
发誓绝对绝对绝对不会再发生了 and swear it'll never, ever, ever happen again.
然后就又发生了 Then it happens again.
你在做我的酱汁 You're making my sauce?
我在做酱汁 I'm making sauce.
放黄油了吗 Put the butter in yet?
没 因为这不是你的酱汁 No, 'cause it's not your sauce.
放黄油更好吃 It's better with the butter.
我才不会放你的破黄油 I'm not putting your fucking butter in.
我知道 你生气 Hey, I get it. You're mad.
但你跟黄油较什么劲呢 But don't blame the butter.
酒驾这事根本就是扯淡 Look, this whole D.U.I. thing is bullshit.
你是因为酒驾载孩子被拘了 You were arrested for driving drunk with our kids in the car.
你这么一说 好像挺严重的 Well, when you say it like that, yeah, it sounds terrible.
我不就喝了几杯香槟 I had a couple glasses of champagne.
你告诉我你就没有这种时候 喝了几杯酒 You tell me you never had a few drinks
然后还开车带孩子 and then drove the kids?
你肯定有的 只是没有被抓住过 I know you did. You just never got caught.
反正以后是不会了 Yeah, well, not anymore.
我都六个礼拜没沾酒了 I haven't had a drink in six weeks.
为什么 Why?
总有人得成熟起来 Somebody's got to be a grown-up,
显然不会是你 and clearly, it's not you.
成熟的人都喝酒 Uh... grown-ups drink.
我有在跟人约会 I've been seeing someone.
什么人 Like...
心理医生 A shrink?
一个男的 Like a guy.
-谁啊 -你又不认识 - Who? - You don't know him.
他就不喝酒吗 And he doesn't drink?
他都十五年没喝过酒了 He's been sober for 15 years.
这么可怕 Sounds horrible.
-等下 外边那车是他的吗 -是啊 - Wait. Is that whose car is out front? - Yeah.
我想买那车还得排队等呢 I'm on a waiting list for one of those.
-他怎么买到的 -他是经销商 - How'd he get it? - He's a dealer.
Dealer 常用来指毒贩或汽车销售商
贩毒的 Drugs?
卖车的 Cars.
混蛋 Asshole.
他人在哪呢 So, where is he?
他带孩子们去骑自行车了 He took the boys for a bike ride.
-他跟孩子们单独在一起呢 -那又怎样 - He's alone with the boys? - So?
你说我带孩子带不好 给我找麻烦 So you're giving me shit about my parenting skills,
自己倒是让陌生人跟 and some total stranger is off with...
他可不是陌生人 He's not a total stranger.
-是吗 你跟这人有多熟 -很熟 - Yeah? Well, how well do you know this guy? - Well.
-很熟是多熟 -熟到准备结婚了 - How well? - Well enough that we're getting married.
这可 真是挺熟的 That's... pretty damn well.
你说你想要一个搭档 So, when you say you want a partner...
其实不是真的 Yeah, that's not exactly true.
我不想要一个搭档 I don't want a partner.
我是想要你来做我的搭档 I want you as my partner.
我听了不少好话 I've heard good things.
我想知道是不是真的 I want to find out if they're true.
如果是好话 那就肯定是真的 If they're good, they're definitely true.
你最害怕什么 别想 直接回答 What scares you most? Don't think. Just answer.
蜜蜂 Bees.
你知道我最害怕什么吗 中规中矩 You know what scares me? Mediocrity.
稳妥的选择 小心翼翼地付出 Safe choices, hedged bets,
就想按照容易和熟悉的来 a willingness to settle for the easy and familiar.
我想收回蜜蜂这个答案 I would really like to take back "bees."
天 结婚 Geez. Married?
我都不知道你处对象了 I didn't even know you were dating.
因为这跟你没关系 'Cause it's none of your business.
你跟跟踪狂上床的时候 也没告诉我啊 You don't tell me when you're screwing your stalker.
-小心点 越来越小了 -是啊是啊 - Hey, careful. They're starting to get too small. - Oh, right.
-你大 -我是说 - Mr. Big Balls. - I'm just saying,
太小的话炸的时候就会干掉 they're gonna dry out when you fry them.
-我用烤的 -恶心死我了 - I'm baking them. - Oh, you're killing me.
你是怎么让孩子们瞒着我的 So, uh, how'd you get the kids not to tell me?
真的 他们从没提过奥利 Really? The never mentioned Ollie?
等下 这人就是奥利 Wait. This guy's Ollie?
他们老他妈说起奥利 They fucking talk about Ollie all the time.
我以为是他们想象出来的呢 I thought they made him up.
-什么 -他们老说 我们和奥利去动物园了 - What? - It's always like, "we went to the zoo with Ollie.
我们和奥利一起建了个城堡 We built a fort with Ollie."
爱咋咋地吧 "Yeah, okay."
不 他是真的 Nope. He's real.
他人真的不错吗 And he's really all right?
不是 我打算找个混蛋结婚 No, I'm gonna marry some douchebag.
不有我呢吗 Uh, hello?
他人挺好的 He's a good guy.
-最好是这样 -他是挺好的 - Well, he better be. - He is.
他跟孩子们处的挺好的 还喜欢我妈妈 He's good with the boys. He likes my mother.
他喜欢你妈 He likes your mother?
真不喝酒 Sober?
自行想象吧 Go figure.
烦人 Pain in the ass.
我告诉你啊 Well, you know,
如果我不喜欢他 你这事就算了 if I don't like him, this whole thing is off.
好吧 Right.
-说真的 -好吧 - Seriously. - Okay.
好多了吧 Better, right?
你心里清楚这样更好 You know it's better.
去他的收视率 Fuck ratings.
我才不关心收视率 I don't care about ratings.
说起来轻松 Well, that's easy to say...
真的 就算失败我也不在乎 I don't. I don't care if we fail.
失败有什么关系 Failing's fine!
轰轰烈烈地死掉又有什么关系 If we go down in flames, at least there were flames!
如果我们要一起合作 我希望制作 If we're gonna do this, I want to do TV
大胆又让人激动的电视 危险的电视 that's bold and thrilling and dangerous!
我也可以很危险 I can be dangerous.
我可以的 I-I can.
你看着可不怎么危险 You don't seem dangerous.
所以我才危险呢 That's what makes me so dangerous.
我喜欢你 I like you.
我也喜欢你 I like you, too.
我觉得你还有很多潜力没能发挥出来 I think you are so much more than you've been allowed to be.
真的吗 Really?
你别再老是试图让别人满意了 You need to stop trying to please people.
你能做到吗 Can you do that?
既然你都这么要求了 If that's what you want.
我觉得她不会回来了 I don't think she's coming back.
神奇了 她又给你一次机会 Amazing. She gave you another chance?
你简直是邪恶天才 You are an evil genius.
你太客气了 You're too kind.
你也不在乎她再婚 And you're okay with her getting married again?
不啊 那咋了 Yeah. Why not?
-你前妻再婚了吗 -没 - Your ex-wife ever remarry? - No.
我倾向于认为她在我这里已经受够了 I like to think she exhausted all her misery on me
然后就远离这档子事了 and then left the business.
我猜你不想念她吧 So I'm guessing you don't miss her.
确实 No.
我挺想念我现在的老婆的 I do miss my current wife.
你俩可太蠢了 Yeah, you guys are idiots.
谢谢啊 Thank you.
所以怎么的 你俩就再也不上床了 So, what, you're just never gonna have sex again?
可能吧 Probably not.
挺有意思 我从来不在乎 It's funny. You know, I never had a problem
在别的男人睡过的床上搞 screwing in a bed where another guy's been.
你还从来不在乎 You've never had a problem
跟别的男人睡过的女人搞呢 screwing in a woman where another guy's been.
你跟他说你很危险 You told him you were dangerous?
你可一点也不危险 You're so non-dangerous.
可不是嘛 I know!
不过我发誓 在他身边 But I swear, with him,
我觉得好像可以的 I feel like I could be.
他身上有种活力 There's something about him that's so dynamic.
那种自信 This confidence...
我已经不知道多长时间 I have not felt this excited about work
没觉得对工作这么激动了 in I don't know how long.
天哪 呼气 Dear God... exhale.
我告诉你吧 And let me tell you...
那人看着可真养眼 is that boy easy on the eyes.
-别 -我不搞怪声音 - Don't. - I know... don't do voices.
谢谢 Thank you.
说真的 他太帅了 Seriously, he is hot.
很显然 我不会走到那一步的 Obviously, I would never go there.
得了吧 你都搞成习惯了 Please. You keep an apartment there.
不会 不会发生的 Nope. Not gonna happen.
我在他身边就很开心了 I'm happy just to be around him,
和他一起工作 向他学习 to work with him, to learn from him.
他太棒了 He is amazing.
我听见我自己对这些人说话 I hear myself talking to these people, and...
他们在听 They're listening to me.
真的在听 还点头 I mean, really listening and nodding.
没有一个人发现我是个草包 And no one seems to notice I'm so full of shit.
有这么个女的 简直吃我这套 Like, this one woman was just eating it up.
一方面呢 我觉得很放松 And, on one hand, I felt relieved
因为 我不会被抓住 'cause, you know, I was getting away with it.
而与此同时呢 But at the same time...
我又觉得 I felt such...
很蔑视她 contempt for her.
然后事情越来越糟糕 And then things started really getting bad.
我说的那些话 The words I was saying
根本就不像是在说话了 didn't even sound like words anymore.
然后墙壁也开始发出声音 And then the walls started making that noise,
我必须赶快逃走 and I just had to get out of there.
我坐在车上 So I'm sitting in my car,
我就 and I'm just......
我想呼吸 Just trying to breathe.
那感觉就像是 And it's like I'm...
我在吸进墨水 I'm breathing ink.
然后我变成了墨水 And then I become the ink.
我就像是一个人形袋子 I'm like this me-shaped bag
里边装满黏糊糊的黑墨水 of black, viscous ink.
包括现在 我跟你说话的这时候 And even now, as I'm talking to you,
我还是觉得 I still feel...
好像凝固了 Kind of gelatinous.
这种自我厌恶让我无法承受 And I'm consumed with an unbearable self-loathing.
而且我能听见家具在说悄悄话 And I can hear the furniture whispering.
我们要不还是调整一下你的药物吧 Maybe we should try adjusting your medication again.
好吧 Maybe.
我猜要么是卡罗 要么是威利·尼尔森来过 I'm guessing either Carol or Willie Nelson was here.
威利·尼尔森 是美国跨界艺术家 公开表示爱抽大麻 曾发表雷鬼专辑
那么大味儿 That bad?
你如果是在组雷鬼乐队就不算什么 Not if you're in a reggae band.
听我说 So, listen, I, um...
我今晚还是在我那边过夜吧 I'm thinking of staying at my place tonight.
什么 别啊 What? No.
-我开会窗户 -不是因为这个 - I'll just open some windows. - It's not that.
我就是觉得 I just think...
我在我那边会更好过一些 It might be easier if I'm in my place.
别说什么你那边 这就是你那边 Stop saying "your place." This is your place.
是吗 Is it?
我们这到底是干吗 What are we doing?
不知道 Don't know.
这无论如何也感觉不对味 There's no version of this that feels right.
我找一下肖恩和贝佛利·林肯 I'm looking for Sean or Beverly Lincoln?
-我们就是 -有个快递 - Yes? - We got a delivery here.
你们想放在哪 Where do you want it?
你们喜欢吗 据说还没人在这张床上搞过 You like it? They told me nobody's fucked on it yet.
这可太棒了 Oh, it's amazing!
太聪明了 谢谢你 It's brilliant! Thank you.
说真的 邪恶天才 Seriously, an evil genius.
你们好好睡 Well, sleep tight, you guys.
或者就别睡觉 Or don't.
好的 谢谢 Okay. Thank you.
晚安 再次感谢 Night-night. Thanks again!
拜 Bye.
简直不可思议 This is insane!
是的啊 感觉一下 I know! Feel this!
我宁愿感觉一下这个 I'd rather feel this.
一张白纸 宝贝 Clean slate, baby!
一张白纸 Clean slate!
不再有阴影了 No more ghosts.
没有 No.
拜拜了罗伯 带着你的卡车拜拜了 Bye-bye, Rob, with your big, stupid truck!
再见了 莫宁 So long, Morning!
走的时候可别让门撞上你的大奶 Don't let the door hit your tits on the way out!
再会了马特 See you around, Matt!
小心别绊倒在你那 你那大鸡巴上 Don't trip on your... your giant dick!
你那 大鸡巴 Your... giant dick.
我累坏了 I'm exhausted.
今天太累了 Long day.
-这周都挺累的 -可不 - Long week. - Very.
睡着可真舒服 Oh, this does feel like heaven.
应该写个告示 可能导致溺亡 Should come with a warning... "may cause drowsiness."
请勿操作重型机械 "Do not operate heavy machinery."
那个 Anyway...
崭新的床单 Fresh sheets.
确实是崭新的 Mm. Yeah, real fresh.
睡个好觉 Well, sleep tight.
你也是 You too.
晚安 Night.
爱你 Love you.
爱你 Love you, too.