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流苏
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NANA
后期&监制
斯人
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浓子
第三季 第三集
戏里戏外
前情提要 Previously
事情已经这样了 What's done is done.
你跟莫宁睡了 我跟罗伯睡了 You slept with Morning. I slept with Rob.
如果只有他一个也就算了 It would be one thing if he was the only one.
上帝啊 还有谁 Christ. Who else?
对 对 Yes. Yes.
我不怕失败 失败是件好事 I don't care if we fail. Failing's fine.
放手一搏即使失败了 也算轰轰烈烈 If we go down in flames, at least there were flames!
只要在他身边就很开心了 I'm happy just to be around him.
他太棒了 He is amazing.
没人看出来我是一团糟 No one seems to notice I'm so full of shit.
我甚至能听见家具在窃窃私语 And I can hear the furniture whispering.
也许应该再换一下药方 Maybe we should try adjusting your medication again.
也许吧 Maybe.
谁啊 Yeah?
现在说话方便吗 Hey. Is now a good time?
不方便 No.
-真的吗 -没错 - Really? - Yep.
你怎么还不走 You're still there.
是啊 我知道 Uh, yeah, I know.
我只是 想请你给点建议 I just... I kind of need a little advice.
什么建议 Advice?
跟职业生涯有关 Career stuff.
这种事我真的不擅长 I'm really bad at that shit,
也不知道应该去跟谁说 and I don't know who else to go to.
我发誓只耽误你一分钟 I swear it will just take like a minute.
给你一分钟 A minute.
谢谢 Thanks.
我觉得我这么说有点不知好歹 I feel like an asshole even talking about this.
但是你知道 我事业刚起步 But, you know, I'm just starting out,
我怕一步错步步错 and I don't want to make a mistake and fuck it all up.
好吧 首先 你得放松 Okay. Look. First of all, you got to relax.
你这是自己吓唬自己 You're freaking yourself out here.
你这么认为吗 You think?
多看看光明面 This is the good part.
你有份工作 在演连续剧 知足吧 You got a job. You're on a show.Enjoy it.
这个我知道 No. I know.
问题是 好多事情找上门来 It's just... it's all this stuff coming at me.
什么事情 What kind of stuff?
你懂的 比如电影邀约了 You know, like movie stuff.
什么电影 Movie stuff?
是啊 我开始接到很多邀请 Yeah. I'm starting to get all these offers,
比如有一个迈克尔·贝的 like this big Michael Bay thing.
著名导演
迈克尔·贝 Michael Bay?
电影名字叫做"海啸" It's called "Tsunami."
让你淹死吗 Do you drown?
没 No.
那你想问我什么 So what's your question for me?
我想问你应该怎么挑剧本 Okay. Like, how do you know which ones to pick?
回想你当年走红的时候 I mean, back when you were hot,
拍了很多电影 对不对 you did a bunch of movies, right?
你总不会看完剧本说 And it's not like you read them and thought,
"这是什么烂玩意" 然后就接吧 "Well, this is a piece of crap."
接的时候总觉得会火的 对吧 You thought they were gonna be good, you know?
想想真是可怕 It's scary,
因为如果你接了一堆烂片 'cause, like, you make a bunch of shitty ones,
突然间大家就都不找你了 and suddenly they don't want you anymore.
你知道我说的是什么意思 You know what I mean.
我可不想50岁的时候还演喜剧 I do not want to be 50 and still doing sitcoms.
你说"50岁"的时候是指着我呢吗 Did you just point to me on "50"?
你以为我50了 我他娘的50了吗 You think I'm 50? You think I'm fucking 50?!
不是 我不知道你多大了 No. I don't know how old you are.
那好吧 我才没有50呢 Well, I'm not fucking 50!
老兄 你看起来好极了 Dude, you look great.
希望我也能像你保持的这么好 等我 I hope I look this good when I'm...
等你什么 When you're what?
说个数字 Say a number!
三 Th...
你的时间到了 Your minute's up!
快滚蛋 Minute's up!
谢谢指导 Thank you.
聊得很愉快 门关上还是开着 This was great. Open or closed?
滚蛋 Minute's up!
卡罗·兰斯在2号线 Carol Rance on 2!
是真的卡罗 Is it actually Carol
还是待会再叫她 or someone who's then gonna summon Carol?
什么 What?
我是说 如果她要 I'm just saying, if she's got...
如果是她本人来电话 If she's calling us,
我们就不用等她接电话了 we shouldn't have to wait for her to pick up.
所有我问你 So I'm asking...
是不是卡罗本人 Is this actually Carol...
来电话 on the phone?
是 Yes.
谢谢 Thank you.
你好 卡罗 Hi, Carol.
等我叫卡罗 Hold for Carol.
哦我明白了 Oh, I see.
你们在吗 Hey there.
我刚刚接了斯透克代理人的一个电话 So, I just got a call from Stoke's agent.
她很不高兴 She's not happy.
真的吗 Oh, no!
为什么呀 Why?
是这样的 有部迈克尔·贝的电影 Apparently, Stoke's been offered
想请斯透克去拍摄四天 four days on some Michael Bay movie,
但你们不放他 but you guys won't let him out.
我跟她说过了 这会完全打乱我们的计划 As I told her, it would totally mess up our schedule.
而且就算我们想配合他 And while we always want to accommodate our little enemy of comedy,
我们不想仅仅因为斯透克一个人 we're not prepared to rearrange everything
就打乱全盘计划 just for Stoke.
你说得很有道理 That totally makes sense.
谢谢理解 Thank you.
但你还是得让他去 But I need you to do it anyway.
我也不想的 I'm sorry!
但是斯透克参演热门电影对剧大有好处 Stoke doing a hot movie can only be good for the show,
对剧有好处的所有事我们都得做 and we need anything that's good for the show.
-好吧 -谢谢了 - Fine. - Thank you.
另外 今天是卡斯特的第一天 Also, today is Castor's first day,
所以《冰球小子》这边可别出什么差错 so better not to start with any "Pucks" drama.
现在情况怎么样 How is it so far?
我的上帝 Oh, my God.
我能透过他的T恤看到腹肌 I can see his abs through his T-shirt.
不是说好不再对他想入非非了吗 Didn't we agree you weren't gonna go there?
你是没跟默克一起睡了五年 You weren't sleeping with Merc for the last five years.
总是速战速决 总是湿漉漉的 还老放屁 We're talking too fast, too damp... often farty.
真是要命 Oh, God.
我怀念激烈的性爱啊 I miss good sex.
我值得拥有 对吗 I deserve good sex, don't I?
没人比你更有资格了 No one more than you.
对不起 Oh. Sorry.
你也一样值得拥有 You deserve it, too.
你们两口子夫妻生活怎么样啊 Anything happening with you guys?
实际上 我们两口子 都在呢 Uh, actually, we guys are... both here...
开的免提 ...on speaker.
嗨 肖恩 Hi, Sean!
你好 卡罗 Hello, Carol.
-怎么了 -没什么 - What? - Nothing.
真抱歉 但她是我朋友 I'm sorry. She's my friend.
-朋友是会沟通的嘛 -我只是不能理解 - Friends talk. - I just don't understand.
等下再见 See you guys later.
-好的 -再见 - Yep. Yep. - Okay.
他们绝对讨厌我 They fucking hate me.
我只是不理解干嘛要透露 I just don't understand this need to divulge
我们最隐私的事情 the most intimate secrets of our relationship.
真的 I mean, seriously.
选谁也不能选卡罗聊 That you would talk to Carol, of all people,
我们有没有 about whether or not we're...
我们之间都不谈这个 when we don't even talk about it.
也许这就是我跟卡罗谈的原因 Maybe I talk to Carol because we don't talk about it.
-能进来吗 -进来吧 - Knock, knock! - Yeah.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
真是太漂亮了 This is amazing.
-我讨厌它 -好吧 - I hate it. - All righty.
你觉得看上去像威玛猎犬吗 Does that look like Weimaraner to you?
什么东西像威玛猎犬 Does what look like Weimaraner?
墙壁 那是什么颜色 The walls. What color is that?
"不像威玛猎犬"的颜色 Not Weimaraner?
是的 混蛋些 Exactly. Assholes.
问我想要什么颜色 又不照着我说的来 Don't ask me what color I want and then give me this.
我懂的 这种最烦了 Oh, I know. It's the worst.
我一年前重新装修了浴室 I had my bathroom redone about a year ago,
当时订的是玻璃小瓷砖 and I ordered these little glass tiles.
结果送来的时候 And when they came...
-有什么事 -好吧 - So, what's up? - Okay.
我就是想来道个晚安 Uh, I just wanted to say good night
-看看你第一天过的还好不 -勉强吧 - and make sure you survived your first day. - Barely.
我在看上周的数据 我的天 I'm just looking at last week's numbers. Jesus.
不是说数据不重要吗 What happened to "It's not about the numbers"?
那是因为我还没看到这些数据 That was before I saw the numbers.
我完蛋了 I'm so fucked.
好吧 Okay.
明早六点 全体人马集合 Tomorrow, 6:00 A.M., saddle up the troops.
让所有人都来 不能有任何借口 I want everyone here. No excuses.
棒极了 Yikes.
-早上六点 -对 - 6 A.M.? - Yeah.
这些傻逼平常都几点上班 What time do these pussies normally start?
这些傻逼平常比这稍微晚点 Uh... the pussies normally start a little bit later.
不过如果你想要六点来 我们就六点来 But if you want 6:00, we will do 6:00.
很好 Good.
我要把目前的节目表打个稀巴烂 I want to rip this whole goddamn schedule apart.
我要创意 要不同的意见 I want ideas. I want opinions.
告诉大家我希望他们带上自己的真实想法来 Tell people I expect them to bring their truth.
我觉得大家不一定有什么真实想法 Mm. I'm not sure everyone has truth.
那就让他们带上百吉饼来 Then they can bring bagels.
你看见演员调度表了吗 Hey, have you seen the call sheet?
我为什么得拍晚场 不都是棚内拍摄吗 Why am I doing night shoots if it's all interiors?
对了 Right.
斯透克得花四天时间拍电影 Um... Stoke is doing four days on a movie,
所以我们得照着他的日程来 so we kind of have to work around his schedule.
你开什么玩笑 You're kidding me.
我得顺着那个傻缺的时间 I have to work around that douche nozzle?
-可怕是的 -这简直是 - Afraid so. - That's...
-恶心 犯罪 -对 简直是犯罪 - Nauseating? Crime against humanity. - Yeah, it's criminal.
而且他居然能去拍电影 And he's getting movies?
电影 他根本不会演戏 Movies?! He can't act!
-他根本 -让人无语 - He's... - Block of words.
才华为零 Talent vacuum.
演技为负 Negative acting space.
我讨厌这个行当 I hate this goddamn business.
-不怪你 -谁不讨厌呢 - I don't blame you. - Who doesn't? Yeah.
-明天见 -行 拜 - See you tomorrow. - Yeah, yeah. Bye.
傻缺 "Douche nozzle."
就是洗液喷嘴 塞进那个 Yeah, it's the part of the douche that goes into the...
-懂了 -就那个 喷嘴 - Got it. - You know, the nozzle.
-谢谢啊 -谢谢 - Thank you. - Thank you.
斯透克是哪一个来着 Which one's Stoke again?
他演的霍霍 He plays Howie.
是长得特别帅的那个吗 Is he the really good-looking one?
你怎么知道他长得特别帅 How do you know he's really good-looking?
还用说吗 Are you kidding?
他演戏一坨屎 不帅哪行 He's a shitty enough actor. He'd have to be.
我去 Oh, Jesus.
怎么 What?
是肖恩和贝佛利以前的助手 It's Sean and Beverly's old assistant.
我操 Fuck me.
马特 Matt!
这位是安德鲁 安德鲁 莱斯利 It's Andrew... Andrew Lesley.
你怎么样啊 How are you?
-别了 -别了 - No. - No?
-别了 -好吧 - No. - Okay.
行 换个话题 So, new topic.
-你为什么不来出演我的预播集 -什么 - Why aren't you doing my pilot? - What?
我正在做一个预播的剧集 实际上是两部 I'm doing this pilot... well, actually, two pilots
还在给福克斯公司写一个电影剧本 and a screenplay for Fox.
我现在手上的事太多了 得再长一只手才行 I have so much on my plate, I need another plate.
那个 有一部跟NBC合作的 Anyway, there's this one at NBC.
是一部正剧 It's a drama.
我之前其实根本没有想到让你来 I'm afraid I didn't even think of you for it.
没关系 我从来就没想到过你 That's okay. I never think of you.
可是我刚刚看见你坐在这边 就觉得 But then I saw you sitting here, and it was like,
让你来演该多合适 "How perfect would he be?"
可惜我已经有一部戏了 Except I've already got a show.
-是什么戏来着 -《冰球小子》 - Oh, what are you doing? - Uh, "Pucks"?
这戏还在播呢 Is that still on?
是啊 Yeah.
肖恩和贝贝真可怜 Poor Sean and Bev.
在老家 他们简直是当月红人 I mean, back home, they're the flavor of the month.
结果来了这边 没人吃他们这套了 Then they come here, and no one wants to eat them.
-说到吃 -对对 - You know, speaking of eating... - Oh, absolutely.
我就不打扰你了 看着很诱人 I'll let you get back to it. Looks scrummy.
不过你确定没办法来演我的戏吗 But you're sure there's no way you can do my show?
你真的会非常合适 You'd be so right for it.
我确定 I'm sure.
你这是要伤透我的心 You're breaking my heart.
我心都碎了 I'm heartbroken.
你就看一下怎么样 Maybe just give it a read.
不不 不用了 No. That's okay.
拜托了 就看个乐子 Oh, come on. Just for shits and giggles.
我保证你会喜欢的 I promise you'll love it.
行了 好好吃 Anyway, bon appetit.
好吧 我们谈谈 Okay. Let's talk.
真的 Really?
你说得对 You were right.
如果我们产生了 通奸相关的问题 If we're having a problem... fornicationally,
那我们应该讨论一下 then we should discuss it.
我很愿意 I'd like that.
那就好 Good.
你先 You first.
好吧 All right.
很明显 Well, obviously,
我们俩自从和好以后一直没有搞过 the fact that we haven't had sex since we got back together
这事让我俩都很苦恼 is troubling for both of us.
同意 Agreed.
在过去的几个月当中 Over the last few months,
我们都做出了一些 通奸方面的选择 we have both made choices... fornicationally
都很难从中恢复过来 that are difficult to recover from.
后悔用了那个词 Already regretting that word.
我们都有 We both have, uh...
一些阴影 需要与之抗衡 ghosts to contend with.
我感觉你快要把杯腿折断了 I feel like you're about to snap that wine stem.
有可能 Could happen.
所以我看有两种选择 So I see two choices.
说吧 Go.
一 我们再也不上床了 One, we never have sex again.
第二种应该比这好吧 Please let two be better.
说真的 放下杯子 Seriously, put down the glass.
二 我们接受这个事实 咬牙前进 Two, we suck it up and power through.
没错 Oh, yeah.
我们必须得跨过这个坎 We've got to get over this.
是的 对你来说当然容易跨过去了 Yes. Well, it's a lot easier for you to get over it.
我得站起来才能跨过去 你懂我的意思吧 I've got to get up and over it, if you know what I mean.
我确实懂你的意思 I do know what you mean.
不是针对你 不过客观说 No offense, but physiologically,
我才是需要使出浑身解数 I'm the one who has to deliver the goods.
你无非就是躺在那 All you have to do is lie there.
就躺在那 Just lie there?
-不不 我不是那个 -你真觉得 - No. No. No. That's not what I... - You really think...
-如果真是这样的话 -我只是说 - if that's the case, - I'm just talking...
-我只是从解剖学方面说 -我就不明白 - I'm just talking about anatomy. - I-I don't know why you
你为什么还非得把我叫起来 even bother waking me up.
所以说 我为什么不愿意讨论这事 By the way... this is why I don't like to talk.
我想说的无非就是 All I'm saying is...
接着说 Keep going.
我想说的其实是 All I'm saying is
你脑子里想着别人的话 when you've got other people in your head,
会分心 it's a distraction.
如果我想着别人 那差不多就没得玩了 When I've got them, it's pretty much game over.
我懂的 不过这些人始终会在那里 I get it, but those people are always gonna be in there.
操过的人不能退操 用你朋友马特的话来说 We can't unfuck them, as your friend Matt would say.
-他什么时候说的 -你还是别知道的好 - When did he say that? - You don't want to know.
我们就尽全力 So we just have to do everything in our power
让对方忘掉这些人 to make each other forget them.
举个例子 For example...
就躺在那 "Just lie there."
-我就不该说什么 -好主意 - I should never say anything. - Good idea.
你在读什么呢 What are you reading?
-那个混蛋的剧本 -为什么 - That asshole's script. - Why?
这样我才能告诉肖恩和贝佛利它有多烂 So I can tell Sean and Beverly how shitty it is.
然后呢 And?
太他妈棒了 It's fucking brilliant.
大概有时候混蛋也不做破事 Guess sometimes assholes don't make shit.
怎么 What?
我喜欢你 I like you.
我讨厌我的老二 I hate my dick.
别这么说 Don't say that.
如果这是部电影 If this were a movie,
我的老二就是里面的坏蛋 my dick would be the villain.
他就是那个抛弃了主人公的好朋友 He's the best friend that just abandons the hero.
如果这是部电影 If this were a movie,
你的老二在结局的时候肯定会来解救你 your dick would totally come through for you in the end.
什么时候 电影都快结束了 When? The movie's almost over.
还没呢 你等着看 No, it's not. You'll see.
他会来帮你的 Oh, he'll be there for you.
他只是在制造 戏剧的紧张气氛 He's just creating... dramatic tension.
难道我还不够紧张 Because I'm not tense enough?
就等着吧 Just wait.
当所有人都放弃了你的老二 When everyone has written your dick off,
突然之间 他会从天而降 suddenly there he'll be...
脚踏七彩祥云 coming over the hill.
我的老二还会脚踏七彩祥云 My dick is coming over a hill?
带着大部队 Mm-hmm. With reinforcements.
-还不止他一个 -不止 - So it's not just him. - No.
-会有很多老二 -对 -There are many dicks... - Right.
脚踏七彩祥云而来 ...coming over this hill.
-那我咋知道哪个是我的 -你会知道的 -How will I know which one's mine? - Oh, you'll know.
你的 会骑在最前头 Yours... is the one riding in front.
所以这些老二还都骑着白龙马 So these are equestrian dicks?
肯定是了 Apparently so.
他们会前来拯救你 高坐马鞍 And they ride to your rescue, tall in the saddle,
然后会大肆庆祝 and there is much celebrating, with...
有很多勃起 高潮 Erections and orgasms
还有很多很多的 and a big festival of...
-什么 -液体 - What? - ...Splooge.
我可不要看这部电影 I am so not seeing this movie.
你确定他说的是早上六点 Are you sure he said 6:00 A.M.?
他是这么说的 That's what he said.
我超速都被抓了 就因为怕迟到 I got caught speeding 'cause I was afraid I was gonna be late.
我还取消了牙医的预约 I canceled a dentist appointment.
我想去做美白贴片来着 I want to get veneers.
我看看 笑一个 Let's see. Smile.
我们还得在这儿坐多久 How long do we have to sit here?
我不知道该说什么 I don't know what to tell you.
你说什么 What did you say?
你一定得帮我谈下这部戏 You got to get me this.
我是经纪人 又不是魔术师 I'm an agent. I'm not a magician.
拜托了 这太他妈好了 你读过没 Come on. It's fucking amazing. Have you read it?
每个人都读过了 Yeah. Everybody's read it.
所以每个人都想演 That's why everybody wants to do it.
那咋了 他说他想让我来的 Yeah. Well, he said he wants me.
他说什么不顶用 你现在在演一部戏呢 It doesn't matter what he wants. You're on a show.
-我辞掉就是了 -你不能辞 - I'll quit. - You can't quit.
我可以辞 I could quit.
你可签了合同 You have a contract.
操他的合同 Fuck the contract.
你不能操合同 You can't fuck the contract.
合同是不可操的 好比迪士尼人物 It's unfuckable, like a Disney character.
那我应该怎么办 So what am I supposed to do?
笑一个 去把支票兑现 就行了 You smile and cash your check. That's what you do.
他们付了你一大坨钱 They're paying you a shitload of money.
那我把钱还回去就是了 So I'll give them back the money.
永远不能把钱还回去 You never give back the money!
好吧 Okay.
听我说 Listen.
《冰球小子》不会一直拍下去的 "Pucks," Uh, isn't gonna last forever.
到时候我们再给你找好作品 Then we'll find you something great.
我保证 都会好好的 行不 I promise. It's all good. All right?
行吧 All right.
行吧 我爱你 哥们 All right. I love you, bud.
这些妈逼的演员 Fucking actors.
我还在呢 Still here.
我知道的 I knew that.
我操 Fuck me.
还在呢 Still here.
我去 Jesus.
你们有时间吗 Uh, you guys got a sec?
什么事 What's up? Uh...
想请你们帮个忙 I got a favor.
-行 没问题 -不行 - Sure. Anything. - No.
首先得问 是什么事 First, what is it?
对 什么事 Right. What is it?
把我杀了 Kill me.
没听明白 啥 I'm sorry. What?
你们得把莱曼这个角色弄死 求你们了 You got to kill Lyman. Please.
-什么 -没听清 你什么意思 - W-What... - Sorry. What do you mean?
我得离开这部戏 我很抱歉 I got to get off the show. I'm sorry.
我不能辞演 不过如果你们杀掉我 I can't quit. But if you kill me...
我们不能把你杀了 We can't kill you.
当然可以 我就是你们造出来的 Sure, you can. You created me.
你怎么不想想 我们要是能杀了你 Don't you think if we could kill you,
不早就杀了吗 we'd have done it by now?
NBC有一部试播的剧集 There's this pilot at NBC.
特别有才 It's fucking genius.
一个小时的戏 It's a one-hour like
跟我以前演的东西完全不一样 nothing I've ever done before,
而且我知道我演那个角色绝对出彩 and I know I could play the shit out of this guy.
不过如果我拍这部戏 就不能拍那一部 But I can't do it if I'm doing this,
而且你们现在基本都不拍我了 and you're barely even using me now.
求你们了 想想吧 Please? Just think about it.
不知道呢 I don't know.
把莱曼杀了 Kill Lyman?
感觉电视台不会同意 Can't imagine the network going for it.
那好歹也问问呗 At least find out?
是不是还太早了点 Isn't this a little premature?
NBC让你去演了吗 Has NBC even offered it to you?
没呢 不过编剧特别想让我去 No, but the writer really wants me.
编剧是谁啊 Oh. Who's the writer?
我也不清楚 Uh... I'm not sure.
这个特别有才的编剧找你 This genius writer wants you
演一个难得一遇的角色 for the role of a lifetime,
但你不清楚是谁 but you're not sure.
安德鲁 莱斯利 Andrew Lesley.
谁来着 Sorry. What?
安德鲁 莱斯利 Andrew Lesley?
我们那个安德鲁 莱斯利 Our Andrew Lesley?
可能是吧 M-Maybe.
你想离开我们 You want to leave us...
去跟那个该死的安德鲁 莱斯利拍戏 To do a show with Andrew fucking Lesley?
我懂 我懂 Look, I-I know. I know.
不过他的剧本很棒 But his script is amazing.
我耳朵都流血了 My ears are bleeding.
怎么会发生这种事 How did this even happen?
你在哪遇见他的 Were you at some party
是不是在希特勒和曼森家族的聚会上 with him and Hitler and the Manson family?
不是的 是在一家餐馆里过来找我 No. No. He came up to me at a restaurant.
我这暴脾气 居然偷摸的想把你挖过去 The bloody nerve. Trying to poach you from us.
而且你居然在考虑 And that you would even consider...
去跟那个贱人合作 That little shit weasel,
蠢不拉几的 with his stupid...
戴个破围巾 那副低三下四的样子 scarves and his obsequious mewling.
从一开始他在我们手底下工作的时候 Even when he first started working for us...
贝贝 亲 "Bev, darling!
要不要来杯卡布奇诺 Can I get you a little cappuccino?
想要多少泡沫 How do you like your foam?"
操蛋 Fucker!
难道你以为我乐意像这样跑来找你们吗 Hey, do you think I like coming to you guys like this?
就读一下吧 But just read it.
-你会懂的 -我的天 - You'll see. - Oh, my God.
你是正儿八经的让我们读 Are you actually asking us
那个傻逼的剧本 to read that douche nozzle's script?
你想让我们来印证他有多优秀 You expect us to validate his wonderfulness?!
-我只是 -我们就认识这么点长时间 - I just... - Of all the appalling,
你就干了那么多让人厌恶 offensive, truly galling things you have done
又惹人生气的事情 in the short time that we have known you...
你真是毫无自知之明 使劲打 So you have no self-awareness! Hit him harder!
行吧 All right!
不 我的朋友 No, my friend.
我们不会为了安德鲁 莱斯利把你杀掉的 We will not kill you off for Andrew Lesley.
你把这戏搞成冰球主题的 It's bad enough you wrecked our little show
已经给我毁的够厉害了 by grafting a hockey stick onto it.
你没有资格跑掉 You do not get to walk away.
你必须跟我们一起留在这个屎坑里 You will stay here in the shit with the rest of us.
早啊 Morning!
我们昨天挺想念你的 So, uh, we missed you yesterday.
早晨六点 6 A.M.?
集合大部队 Saddle up the troops?
-操 -是的 - Shit. - Yep.
所有人都到了 都带上了自己的真实想法 Everybody was here. They all brought their truth.
天哪 对 Jesus. Right.
我 那个 Uh, I, uh...
我确实应该打电话的 不过 不过我 Yeah, I should have called, but... but I, uh...
怎么了 What?
我 I...
我不得不把我的狗结束了 I had to put my dog down.
天哪 Oh, my God.
挺糟心的 Yeah. It was pretty horrible.
真抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我都不知道你还养狗了 I didn't know you had a dog.
是一只 威玛猎犬 Yeah. He was a... weimaraner.
我从十二岁就开始养了 I've had him since I was like 12.
他多少岁了 How old was he?
二十七 27.
二十七 27?
我从没听说过狗活那么长的 I've never heard of a dog living that long.
现在听说了吧 Well, now you have.
他怎么了 What was wrong with him?
-他老 -当然 - He was fucking old. - Sure.
你还养了别的宠物吗 Do you have any other pets?
没 只有那只狗 No. Just the, uh, dog.
现在他走了 只剩下我 一个人 Now he's gone, and it's just me, alone.
今晚回家不会有人迎接我 Gonna come home tonight to nobody.
没有人 Nobody.
只剩下我 I'm all alone.
我太孤独了 I'm so alone.
你并不孤独的 Oh, you're not alone.
-我都说了我孤独 -好吧 - I said I'm alone! - Okay.
我不知道数到哪了 又得从头开始 Now I've lost count, and I've got to start all over again.
其实吧 You know...
有时候独自一人也挺好的 Sometimes it's nice to have a little alone time...
泡在浴缸里 读完史蒂芬·金的小说 soak in a tub, finish that Stephen King book.
-请你别说了 -当然 - Please stop talking. - Sure.
我没事的 No. I'm fine.
我没事 I'm fine.
我知道你没事 I know you are.
抱歉 Sorry.
行 帮我个忙 Okay. Do me a favor.
把昨天在场的所有人的名字都给我 Get me everyone's name who was there yesterday.
我要亲自跟他们道歉 I want to apologize to them personally.
没有这个必要 That's so not necessary.
不 应该的 都是些好人 No, no. They deserve that. They're good people.
那行吧 Well, all right.
很好 Great.
我们重新排个时间 And we'll just reschedule.
你想什么时候 When do you want to do it?
-现在 -现在 - Now. - N-Now?
我想现在就做 I want to do it right now.
我不知道大家是不是都有空 I don't know if everyone's available.
那就我俩来做 不需要他们 Then we'll do it ourselves. We don't need them.
操他们的 操他们 Fuck them. Fuck them!
好的 会去操的 Okay. Consider them fucked.
敲门 Knock, knock.
你好哇 Hello.
马特刚跟我说想离开剧组 So, Matt just told me about wanting to leave the show.
他不会走的 He's not going anywhere.
最好这样 我不能想象没了他怎么办 I hope not. I can't imagine it without him.
很好 你不用想象 Good, 'cause you won't have to.
当然 不过假设真走到这一步 Sure. But say it does come to that.
-上帝保佑 -不会的 - God forbid. - Which it's not going to.
我知道的 不过假设呢 No. I know. But say it does.
我想告诉你们 我能滑冰 I just want you guys to know... I can skate.
什么 What?
我完全能执教这支队伍 I could totally coach that team.
他的角色我闭着眼睛都能演 I could play his part in my sleep.
你是建议你来代替马特 Are you suggesting you replace Matt?
完全行得通 It could totally work!
这里边有能产生很多故事 You'd get a ton of stories from it.
图书管理员变成了教练 我肯定会看的 The librarian becomes the coach? I'd watch that.
没错 R-Right.
那个 你让我俩讨论一下呗 Well, uh, why don't you let us discuss this?
当然 Absolutely.
我再说一句 我觉得 And... just saying... I think it makes
女教练完全能在女性主义方面大加分 a strong feminist statement having a female coach.
再说了 想象一下这俩在冰上 Plus, imagine these on ice.
好 我们来搞破坏 All right. Let's do some damage here.
-准备好了 -周一八点档 - Ready! - Monday, 8:00.
《冰球小子》 拜拜了 "Pucks." Bye-bye!
八点半 30...
我们再讨论一下八点 Um... can we back up to 8:00 for a sec?
你干吗呢 What are you doing? What...
我喜欢《冰球小子》 I like "Pucks."
-不行 -我很抱歉 - No. - I'm sorry.
我知道这不是一部颠覆性的作品 I know it doesn't reinvent the wheel.
但是我信任这些编剧 But I believe in these writers,
而且这部戏一直就很倒霉 and the show has never gotten a fair shake.
我觉得我们应该再给它一次机会 I say we give it one more chance.
这就是我的真实想法 That's my truth.
一直很倒霉是什么意思 And it never got a fair shake why?
因为 它一直在跟那部说话狗的戏抗衡 Because it's... it's opposite that stupid talking dog.
任何一部戏跟那玩意打擂台都会输掉的 Anything against it is gonna get buried.
解释一下为什么那部戏那么火 Explain to me why that's a hit.
真的 什么玩意 Seriously, what the fuck?
是讲一只会说话的狗 So it's a dog that talks.
总说些搞笑的东西 It says funny things.
我真是不该在这个行当里 I so shouldn't be in this business.
我看了那部戏 我觉得平淡无奇 I look at that show. I think it's insipid.
完全不能给我逗笑 我都不喜欢狗 It doesn't make me laugh. I don't even like dogs.
当然 除了那个 Except, obviously, for...
佐罗弗特 ...Zoloft.
我们得谈谈 We have to talk.
不 是好事 No. It's good.
真是好事 Really good.
你跟他睡了 You slept with him.
谁 Who? Oh!
没有 没有 No, no.
没有 No.
不过也还是好事 But it's still good.
卡斯特想砍掉《冰球小子》 Castor wanted to cancel "Pucks."
-我的天 -等一下 等一下 - Oh, my God. - Wait. Wait.
你先别惊慌 我想办法让他打消了这个主意 Before you freak out... I managed to talk him out of it.
而且我们要把这部戏挪到一个新的档期 And we're moving the show to a new night
这样你们就不会再跟那个说话狗对抗了 so you're not opposite the talking dog.
好吧 Ta-da!
真棒 Oh. Great.
不不不 这是好事 No, no, no. It's a good thing.
而且不是像有时候我只是说说而已 And not like sometimes when I say it's a good thing.
这真是一件好事 It's actually a good thing.
怎么 What?
只是 It's just...
肖恩和我最近日子过得很艰难 Sean and I are having a very tough time with it.
如果这部戏能砍掉 我们能回家的话 We would do so much better if the show went away
我们会好很多的 and we could go home,
回家就不会有这么多 阴影 where there aren't as many...Ghosts.
你就可以 随时收拾包袱回家 So you could just, like, pack up and go home?
真的 都不带回头看的 Seriously. Without looking back.
怎么了 What?
就是 It's...
就是 没事 It's... nothing.
-怎么了 -我只是 - What... - I just...
我大概是没有意识到 I guess I just didn't realize
这边没什么能让你 there was so little here for...
不过没事 真的 But that's fine. Really.
我懂的 I get it.
我 是应该想到这里还有 I just... I would have thought that there were...
还有一些事 一些人 there were... things, people.
不过 But clearly...
你知道吗 You know,
我其实对《冰球小子》并没有那么喜欢 I don't even like "Pucks" That much.
我这样做都是为了你 I just did this for you.
怎么了 What's going on?
卡斯特想要砍掉《冰球小子》 Castor wanted to cancel "Pucks."
-什么 -没事的 放心 - What?! - It's okay. Relax.
我让他打消了这个想法 I talked him out of it.
你 天哪 你让他打消了这个想法 You... Jesus Christ. You talked him out of it?!
我的个去 操你大爷 卡罗 God damn it. Fuck you, Carol!
好在他还知道你名字 At least he knew your name.
发生什么了 What just happened?
卡斯特想砍掉《冰球小子》 卡罗说服他不砍 Castor wants to cancel "Pucks." Carol convinced him not to.
他们打算把我们这戏换个档期 They're gonna try us on a different night
这样就不用跟那狗对抗 so we're not opposite the dog.
我的天哪 可真是太棒了 Oh, my God! That's fantastic!
你太棒了 太谢谢你了 You're amazing! Thank you so much!
晚了 Too late!