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第三季 第四集
戏里戏外
周一 八点档 Monday, 8:00.
《冰球小子》 拜拜 "Pucks." Bye-bye!
我喜欢《冰球小子》 I like "Pucks."
-不 -我很抱歉 - No. - I'm sorry.
我觉得我们应该再给它一次机会 I say we give it one more chance.
我得离开这部戏 我很抱歉 I got to get off the show. I'm sorry.
我不能辞演 不过如果你们杀掉我 I can't quit. But if you kill me...
我们不能把你杀了 We can't kill you.
当然可以 我就是你们创作出来的 Sure, you can. You created me.
你怎么不想想 我们要是能杀了你 Don't you think if we could kill you,
不早就杀了吗 we'd have done it by now?
你说什么 What did you say?
我们要不再调整一下你的药物吧 Maybe we should try adjusting your medication again.
好吧 Maybe.
怎么回事 What's going on?
又有了秘鲁那边的消息 More news from Peru.
天哪 Oh, God.
-太可怕了 -是啊 - So awful. - I know.
不可置信 Unbelievable.
看了就忍不住想 下面还埋着人呢 You keep thinking... there's people under there.
简直想哭 Makes me want to cry.
这是新iPad吗 Is that the new iPad?
是啊 Yeah.
喜欢吗 Like it?
其实没啥不一样的 Well... it's not that different.
我不喜欢我的手机 I hate my phone.
准备好了吗 You ready?
大家能安静一下吗 Uh, may we, uh, have everyone's attention, please?
各位 请大家 都过来一下 Hello! If, uh, everyone could, um, gather 'round.
我们有个好消息 We actually have a piece of good news.
电视台运用他们无穷的智慧 决定了 The network has decided, in its infinite wisdom,
把我们这戏挪到另一天晚上播 to move our little show to a different night
不再和那部讨厌的说话狗打擂了 so we will no longer be opposite the much-reviled talking dog!
定下来是哪天播了吗 Do we know what night yet?
周六晚上八点 Saturdays at 8:00.
仍然是好事啊 Hey, this is still good.
好吧 好吧 周六这个时间段是很恶心 Okay. Fine. Saturday is shitty.
但至少他们在给我们机会 But at least they're giving us a chance.
别这么混蛋 Don't be dicks.
谢谢你 莫宁 Well, thank you, Morning.
警世名言 Words to live by.
别这么混蛋 Don't be dicks.
这就是我们想说的好消息 So... that's our good news.
绝对可以的 That'll totally work.
能跟你说句话吗 May we see you for a moment?
当然 Yeah. Sure.
怎么了 What's up?
有个事 电视台给你约了杰·雷诺秀 Uh, apparently, the network booked you on Jay leno
美国著名访谈节目《今夜秀》 又根据主持人名字称为雷诺秀
来宣传一下新的播出时间 to promote the new night.
-是 -他们说你不干 - Yeah. - And they're saying you're refusing.
对 Right.
为什么 Um... why?
还用问吗 Seriously?
上周我让你们俩把我踢出这部戏 Last week I asked you to kill me off the show.
-你们说什么来着 -不行 - What did you say? - No.
你现在又让我来宣传这部戏 And now you're asking me to promote the show.
-对 -不行 - Yes. - Uh, no.
我也不知道跟你们提过没有 Look, I don't know if I mentioned it,
不过我现在只想让这部戏死掉 but I just want this thing to fucking die.
要不你去跟杰说 Perhaps you can tell Jay
你想让它死在周六晚上八点 you want it to die Saturday nights at 8:00.
真可爱 Cute.
我几乎都不出镜了 Listen, I'm hardly in it.
现在又把我们挪到一个最差的时间段 Now they're moving us to the worst night of the week?
我为什么还要帮这破玩儿长命 Why should I do anything to make this shit last longer?
你非得这么自私吗 Why do you have to be such a selfish prick?
看看你周围 Look around.
这儿有一百五十个人的工作摇摇欲坠 There are 150 people here whose jobs hang in the balance.
你就不能有一次别只想着你自己 For once in your life, it's not just about you.
也想想别人行吗 Think about the other people.
怎么好像不太公平 不过也行吧 That seems unfair, but all right.
我老忍不住去想秘鲁那事 I can't stop thinking about that whole Peru thing,
那么些人呢 all those people.
太可怕了 Horrible.
遇到这种事真不知道我能不能活下去 I don't know if I could survive something like that.
真不知道 简直是最可怕的噩梦 I really don't. It's my worst nightmare.
想聊聊噩梦吗 You want to talk worst nightmares?
猜一猜明天谁来推销 Guess who's coming in to pitch tomorrow.
谁 Who?
默克·拉皮多斯 Merc Lapidus.
不会吧 推销啥 No. Pitch what?
电视节目呗 Shows.
默克·拉皮多斯向你推销节目 Merc Lapidus is pitching shows to you?
疯了吧 That's insane.
这就好比亨利八世向安妮·博林的头做推销 That's like Henry VIII pitching to Anne Boleyn's head.
安妮·博林是亨利八世六个老婆其中一个 后被亨利八世砍头
你看 就是这种事 See, stuff like that
可能就是你没朋友的原因 is probably why you don't have a lot of friends.
你们为什么非得听他推销 And why do you have to do this?
我们跟他有一份预览协议 We've got a first-look deal with him.
这是他离职补偿的一部分 It was part of his exit package.
想想就可怕 你们两个人独处一室 Sounds awful. Just the two of you in a room.
不是不是 Oh, God, no.
安迪和麦拉也会在场 还有卡斯特 Andy and Myra will be there, plus Castor.
不过我还是很紧张 一想到要再见他 Even so, I am dreading it, just seeing Merc again.
阴魂不散呐 It's like the thing that wouldn't die.
你知道最可怕的部分是什么吗 You know the scariest part?
如果我见到他之后 What if I see him
我对他的感觉又回来了怎么办 and all these feelings come rushing back?
我这么说吧 Let me just say this...
如果你跟默克·拉皮多斯复合 If you get back together with Merc Lapidus,
你就会失去我对你的任何一点点尊敬 I will lose every shred of respect I have for you.
你对我还有尊敬呢 You have respect for me?
你们知道明晚那事吧 Hey. You know this thing tomorrow night?
想一起去不 You guys want to go together?
首先 不想 其次 什么事 Uh, first of all, no. And what thing?
为秘鲁筹划的电视募捐 The telethon for the Peru thing.
-还有个电视募捐 -对啊 - There's a telethon? - Yeah.
乔治·克鲁尼要参加 George Clooney's doing it,
马特·达蒙 泰勒·斯威芙特 杰斯 Matt Damon, Taylor Swift, Jay-Z.
还有你 And you?
杀了我吧 Fuck me.
我的企宣打算想办法让我挨着詹妮弗·加纳 My publicist is trying to get me next to Jennifer Garner.
好歹也要争取点镜头啊 对吧 Got to get me some camera time, right?
如果本·阿弗莱克过来打招呼 我就上镜了 Figure Ben Affleck comes over, I'm in the shot.
与詹妮弗·加纳是夫妻
这事挺酷的 The whole thing's pretty cool.
对死掉的那两万人来说可不酷 Not for the 20,000 people that were killed.
哪 Where?
秘鲁 Peru?
对对 可不是 Yeah. Right. Totally.
那个 你们以前参加过这种活动吗 So, you guys, uh, done one of these before?
当然了 我参加过911和卡特琳娜飓风的 Uh, yeah. I did 9/11 and Katrina.
挺好 Nice.
我参加过埃克森瓦尔迪兹原油泄露 I did the Exxon Valdez
两事故分别发生于1989和1979
和三里岛核事故 and Three Mile Island.
那个 这事我第一次参加 Anyway. So this is my first one.
还挺重要的 It's kind of a big deal.
所以我是想问 So here's my question...
运动夹克能不能穿 sport jacket or no sport jacket?
直接穿衬衫不系扣 你们觉得怎么样 Just like an open shirt? What do you think?
还有戴不戴领结 Like, tie? No tie?
谁他妈管你 Uh, I don't fucking care.
好吧 不穿夹克 Okay. So no jacket.
然后我在想 他们反正看不见我的裤子 And I figure they can't see my pants,
所以应该无所谓吧 so that doesn't matter, right?
最好还是穿上 I'd still wear them.
说的没错 Exactly.
还有 我不用给钱吧 Also, I don't have to give money, do I?
怎么了 What?
你也参加过兴登堡事故的募捐吧 Did you do the one for the Hindenburg, too?
兴登堡飞艇事故发生于1937年
混蛋 Dick.
新药怎么样 还适应吗 So, how are the new meds working out?
好像好点了 最近没听到那么多 Better, I think. Yeah. I'm not hearing so many...
-声音 -对 没那么多了 - Voices? - Yeah. Not as much.
狂躁呢 And the rage?
挺好的 挺好的 Pretty good. Pretty good.
看样子不错啊 有什么副作用吗 Well, that's encouraging. Side effects?
口干 便秘 小便颜色什么的 Dry mouth, constipation, discolored urine?
任何东西都能让我硬起来 Everything makes me hard.
讲一讲 Talk about that.
任何东西 Everything.
就今早 我在加气的时候 This morning, when I was getting gas,
我把喷嘴放进气箱 就硬了 I got a boner putting the nozzle into the tank.
-自慰会有帮助吗 -有一些 - Does masturbating help? - Eventually.
不过得搞很久 But it takes fucking forever.
我手指都起老茧了 I'm getting calluses on my fingers.
我不如捡起吉他来弹 I might as well take up the guitar.
我知道这不容易 Look, I understand this is difficult,
不过我还是希望你能坚持住 but I would like to ask you to hang in there
-再坚持一段时间就行 -你开玩笑吧 - just a little bit longer. - You're kidding, right?
-我晚上都不能翻身 -我理解你 - I can't roll over at night! - I hear you.
但是除了这个以外 这个药看起来是奏效的 But other than that, the meds seem to be working.
我们希望这个副作用能随着时间 Hopefully, with time, this particular side effect
慢慢 减弱 will, uh... abate.
卡 收工 Cut. That's a wrap.
祝你今晚雷诺秀好运 Well, good luck tonight on Leno.
谢谢 Oh, thanks.
谢谢 你们想不想来 Thanks. You guys want to come?
杰米会去的 完了我们可以出去玩 Jamie's gonna be there. We could all go out after.
抱歉 我们得要工作 Sorry. We have to work.
什么工作 我们都收工了 What work? We're wrapped.
你们是收工了 Maybe you're wrapped.
我们还没下班呢 We've still got hours yet.
那要干吗 Doing what?
写作 The writing.
是关于我的内容吗 Is it stuff for me?
不是 不过别人还得念台词呢 No, but other people have to say words.
是关于我的台词吗 Are the words about me?
-不是 -那就去他的 - No. - Then fuck it.
就让其他作家帮你们写一次呗 Let the other writers cover for once.
试试嘛 他们能行的 Come on. They can do it.
你认识其他的作家吗 Do you even know the other writers?
我还真认识 Yeah, I know the other writers.
上周末我在夜店撞见一个 I ran into one at a club this weekend.
谁 Who?
好像是叫 艾利克斯 I want to say... Alex?
没有叫艾利克斯的作家 We don't have an Alex.
有点神经质的一个犹太人 The kind of twitchy Jewish one.
-每一个都是这样的 -随便吧 - That's all of them. - Whatever.
跟我一起去吧 你们想不想见见杰 Come with me. You want to meet Jay?
不是很想 Not especially.
也许会有意思呢 Might be fun.
我们还有好多事呢 We have so much to do.
我的礼物袋可以给你 You can have my gift bag.
我还来得及换衣服不 Do I have time to change?
这就对了 There you go.
我只想赶快把这事对付过去 I just want to get this over with.
可不是嘛 I know.
就好比在等圣诞老人 It's like waiting for Santa...
而这个圣诞老人是满嘴胡话 两面三刀 if Santa was a bullshitting, two-faced asshole
还炒过我一次的混蛋 who fired me once.
默克·拉皮多斯到了 Merc Lapidus is here.
嗬嗬嗬 Ho, ho, ho.
圣诞老人的笑声
好 带他进来 Okay. Bring him in.
通知卡斯特一声 请他过来 And please tell Castor so he can join us.
收到 Got it.
你还好吧 You okay?
当然了 Absolutely.
我没事 I'm fine.
营救人员不分昼夜地紧张工作着 Rescuers worked feverishly through the night
在隧道中搜寻信号 searching for any signs from inside the tunnel,
突然之间 and then suddenly...
大约45分钟之前 奇迹出现了 About 45 minutes ago, a miracle...
一个微弱的声音深埋在碎石之中 a faint tapping sound from deep under the rubble.
运用最新的声音设备 Using the latest audio equipment,
营救人员与一名女性建立了联系 rescuers established contact with a woman.
根据消息 这名女性被困的地方 According to sources, she is trapped
跟棺材差不多大 in a space not much bigger than a coffin.
让人不得不想象她的处境之艰难 One can't help but imagine what it must be like for her,
深埋在如此黑暗 buried in this dark, dank hole
而深邃的地下洞穴 deep in the ground
不知自己是否能重见天日 not knowing if she will ever see daylight again.
据说 她几乎无法动弹 We're told she's barely able to move,
她的身体被固定在废墟之下 her body pinned beneath the debris.
像是被围困在巨石和钢铁之中的囚犯 A prisoner encased in stone and twisted steel.
营救人员希望能向废墟中 Rescuers are hoping to snake a tube
插入管道 through the wreckage
向这位女士提供水源 to bring this woman much-needed hydration.
据估计 她已经超过36小时没有进水 Presumably, she's gone over 36 hours without water.
他们在等你参加默克·拉皮多斯的会议 They're ready for you for the Merc Lapidus meeting.
我会尽快过去 I'll come as soon as I can.
另外 很显然 And, of course, very...
你们在这儿呢 There they are.
看见没 You see?
想打发我走可没这么容易 You don't get rid of me that easy.
过来 Come here.
没有 关系 That's o... okay.
我的喜剧女王 There's my queen of comedy.
巴顿先生 快来 Mr. Button! Come here.
我们还是坐下说话吧 Why don't we all sit down?
不对 那是我的位置 No. That's me.
大家都过得怎么样 So, how is everybody?
想我没 Miss me yet?
你要是不回来我们还可能会想 We might if you didn't come back.
卡斯特还在打电话 会尽快过来 Castor is stuck on a call. He'll join as soon as he can.
没关系 Oh, that's fine.
正好给我们个机会叙叙旧 It will give us all a chance to catch up.
太棒了 Great.
你看 Look at this.
除了一个我永远用不上的《今夜秀》的杯子 Other than a "Tonight Show" mug, which I'll never use...
男士古龙水 Men's cologne...
一条领带 a tie.
《今夜秀》袖扣 全都是男人用的玩意 "Tonight Show" cuff links. This is all crap for men.
本来就是给我准备的嘛 It was meant for me.
告诉他们你想要一个女士的袋子 Tell them you want a girl's bag.
我才不要 Yeah. I'm not doing that.
你不想要的话 就给我好了 If you don't want it, I'll take it.
我又没说我不想要 I didn't say I didn't want it.
你来了 Hey, you made it.
谢谢 Thank you.
真抱歉来迟了 Sorry I'm late.
我刚一直在电话旁边 给秘鲁募捐 I was working the phones, raising money for Peru.
他们说这是拉丁美洲史上 Now they're saying it's the third-worst natural disaster
第三严重的自然灾害 in the history of Latin America.
一把梳子 A comb.
这年头谁还用梳子啊 简直垃圾 Who still uses a comb? This is bullshit!
嗨马特 Hey, Matt.
-杰说讲可以蚊子的故事 -太好了 - So, Jay is fine with the mosquito story. - Great.
但是可能没时间讲你跟孩子的故事 There may not be time for the thing about your kids.
那如果我不讲《冰球小子》呢 Ah. What if I don't talk about "Pucks"?
当然最好所有的内容都有时间聊 Hopefully we'll have time for all of it.
好 Okay.
还有 Uh, by the way,
扎克·埃夫隆上的时候我可以留在沙发上 um, I'm fine staying on the couch for Zac Efron's segment.
因歌舞青春走红的男星 已过气
实际上扎克要先上 然后他得走人 Um, actually, Zac's up first, and then he has to take off,
所以这不是问题 so we're good.
等一下 我第二个上 Uh, wait a minute. I'm second?
对 Uh, yeah.
不对 Uh, no.
是的 Yeah.
这不对 我总是第一个上的 No. That's wrong. I'm always first.
我 我从没排在第二个 I'm... I'm never second.
我也不知道该怎么说 Uh... not sure what to tell you.
肯定是搞错了 Well, there's got to be a mistake.
没有 It's not.
杰知道这安排吗 Does Jay know about this?
你们看了教堂那幅照片吗 And did you see the pictures of that church? Oh!
我告诉你 我简直为这些人心碎 I'm telling you, my heart breaks for those people.
这些人实在太惨了 Those poor, poor people.
秘鲁 Peru.
以前没去过 Never been there.
现在更不会去 Not going now.
我也不知道什么拖住了卡斯特 I don't know what's keeping Castor.
我们要不还是先开始吧 Why don't we start without him?
不不 没关系的 我可以等等大老板 No! It's okay! I can wait for the big guy.
好吧 Okay.
彼得 问一下卡斯特还要多久才能来 Peter, please find out how much longer Castor is going to be.
尽管营救人员仍能听到她的呻吟 Although rescuers can still hear her moans,
但声音越来越虚弱 they are definitely getting weaker.
现在 我们唯一能做的就是祈祷 For now, all that any of us can do is pray.
我的天 Oh, please, God.
他们又在问默克·拉皮多斯的会面 They're asking again about the Merc Lapidus meeting.
我到不了了 I'm not coming!
挖掘这个 And dig this former...
谢谢 Ah. Thanks.
卡斯特给叫走了 Apparently, Castor just got called away
去外边开一个紧急会议 to an emergency meeting out of the office,
看样子他还是不来跟我们开会了 so it looks like he's not going to be joining us after all.
去他的 Ah. Screw him.
反正大家都知道是你在管事 Everyone knows you've always run this place anyway.
行 你手上有什么 So, what have you got?
好的 All right.
第一个是一小时长的 The first one is a one-hour
有点玄幻又惊悚的 with a bit of a fantasy/horror slant.
好呀 Ooh! Okay.
简而言之 飞翼魔兽 In a word... gargoyles!
哥特式建筑常用这个形象排掉屋顶雨水 建筑学上叫滴水兽
不知你是不是还记得 Um, I don't know if you remember,
不过在你离开之前 我们有探索过这个题材 but right before you left, we actually explored this arena.
有吗 We did?
不过我很乐意听听你的想法 But I'm eager to hear your take on it.
我现在 现在就这么多想法 Well, it's... that's pretty much it so far.
拜托 飞翼魔兽耶 I mean, come on. Gargoyles.
没错 Right.
我觉得还需要多一点点内容 Um, I think it needs a little more development.
角色 故事 主题 背景 Character, story, themes, a premise.
有道理 我明白你的意思 Fair enough. I... I hear you.
还有 你应该知道 Also, you should just know...
其实说到飞翼魔兽这个概念 A concern that I always had with... gargoyles as a concept,
我一直觉得有一个问题 in terms of the jeopardy,
那他们不是应该要避开哥特建筑吗 it seems like if you just avoid gothic buildings.
不过也许因为什么原因 导致这些角色 But maybe there is a reason why the characters have to be
必须围绕着哥特建筑 near gothic buildings,
比如背景是放在大学里之类的 like, um, it's set at a university or something.
这不就对了 Well, there you go!
解决了 Bing! We solved it.
好吧 行 这个咱们先记下来 Okay. Well, let's stick a pin in that.
还有什么别的吗 What else have you got?
成 接下来是个喜剧 All right. This one's a comedy.
刚好适合你 Up your alley.
第二个 我第二个上 Second? I'm on second?!
他们为什么要这样对你 Why would they do that to you?
肯定是杰搞的 It's got to be Jay.
因为我抢了那部兰博基尼 It's 'cause I took that fucking lamborghini.
是一个限量版本 It's a limited edition.
当时国内只剩一部了 There was only one left in the country.
汽车经纪告诉我杰特别想要那部车 My car guy told me Jay really wanted it,
不过我还是开走了 but I took it anyway.
他这是在报复我 This is him getting back at me.
他真会这样做吗 Would he really do that?
为了部车 当然会 Over a car? Uh, yeah.
狗日的雷诺有时候真的特别 Fucking Leno can be a total...
特别什么 A total what?
特别乐于助人 特别乐于助人 Uh, mensch. A total mensch.
乐于助人 Mensch?
合着现在乐于助人都能用来骂人了啊 So "mensch" means "prick" now?
我怎么不知道 I never knew that.
这是肖恩和贝佛利·林肯夫妇 Hey, uh, this is Sean and Beverly Lincoln.
他们是我那部戏的创作者 They created my show.
-你好 -很高兴认识你 - Hello. - Nice to meet you.
他们是英国人还是特别装逼 British or just really pretentious?
英国人 British.
外加一点点装逼 And a little pretentious.
我也不知道我为什么说这个 I don't know why I said that.
你认识杰米·拉皮多斯吧 And you know Jamie Lapidus.
我认识她吗 Do I know Jamie Lapidus?
-大美女 -杰 - Hello, beautiful. - Hi, Jay.
听说你和默克的事了 真抱歉 I am so sorry to hear about you and Merc.
别 我都不觉得 Oh, don't be. I'm not.
-你现在跟这家伙在一起了 -是啊 - And now you're with this guy, huh? - Yeah.
你看不见也挺好的 这家伙老的不成样了 It's a good thing you can't see, 'cause he got really old.
杰 有个事啊 Hey, Jay, um, here's the thing.
-嗯 -我刚知道我排在第二个上场 - Yeah. - I just found out I'm on second.
-真的 -真的 - Really? - Really.
是这样 这事我做不了主 Yeah. Look, I'm not in charge of that.
-我也不知道这是怎么 -瞎扯 - I don't know how that... - Bullshit.
就是因为我抢了那台兰博基尼 It's 'cause I took that fucking Lamborghini.
是你 你个混球 That was you? You fucking jizz bag.
还假装不知道 What, like you didn't know?
我要是知道 你压根就来不了 Hey, if I knew, you wouldn't be on at all.
那我为什么会排第二 So why am I on second?
现在已经不是《老友记》那时候了 Look, it's not "Friends" anymore.
现在是《冰球小子》了 It's "Pucks."
那也是 Still.
那也是 "Still"?
没有这回事 There's no "still."
世道会变的 Shit changes.
相信我 Believe me.
大家玩得高兴 Enjoy the show, folks.
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这一集《戏里戏外》正好安排在那一周播出
你是怎么认识杰的 So, how do you know Jay?
他每年都会主持 Every year he hosts my easter egg hunt
我为儿童癌症举办的寻找复活节彩蛋活动 for children's cancer.
混蛋 Asshole.
我这是五击零中啊 I'm batting 0 for 5 here.
不过没关系 我还有一个 But that's cool. I got another one.
好的 Okay.
我还没有想得太详细 Now, I haven't given this one as much thought.
这不科学 Is that scientifically possible?
是讲一个男的丢了工作 It's about this guy who loses his job
不得不搬回家跟父母同住 and has to move home with his parents.
我能打断一下你吗 Um, can I stop you right there?
这个题材也是你还在的时候我们探索过的 Again, it's an area we explored when you were here.
我们当时喜欢吗 Uh, did we like it?
不 No.
实际上 是你说 这题材都拍烂了 In fact, you were the one who said, "it's been done to death."
你知道我这个人 Well, you know me.
从来就不记得自己说过什么 I never remember what I say.
我们记得 We do.
好的 All righty.
进行得挺好的 This was so great.
你提了很多有意思的点子 You've given us a lot to think about.
让我们讨论一下 Let us talk.
我知道这是什么意思 I know what that means.
好吧 Okey dokey.
孩子们 我能和妈妈单独说会话吗 Hey, kids, could I have a moment with mom here?
拜拜 Bye-bye.
讨厌他 Hate him.
像讨厌希特勒一样讨厌他 Hate him like Hitler.
-跟以前不一样了 -可不是 - So, this was different. - I'll bet.
麦拉还是那么可笑 我说真的 Myra's still a hoot. I'll tell you.
跟那张松鼠脸不在同一个阵营 可真不轻松 It's no picnic being on the other end of that squirrel face.
我知道这都不容易 I'm sure none of this is easy.
什么啊 开什么玩笑 What, are you... are you kidding me?
这就是我喜欢的部分 节目推销什么的 This is the part I love... the pitching and the schmoozing.
我告诉你 这对我来说 I tell you, this is the best thing
真是再好不过了 that could have happened to me.
就像是警钟 It's like a wake-up call.
让我重新充电 You know, just to recharge my batteries.
说真的 你们得买点什么 Seriously, you've got to buy fucking something.
-我 -拜托了 - I... - Now, come on.
我很需要这个 I need this!
如果我在这儿都卖不出去 If I can't sell something here,
全洛杉矶都懒得搭理我了 no one in this town is even gonna talk to me.
这些东西我都没法拿给卡斯特看 Look, there's nothing here I can even bring to Castor.
买点什么 我这是该买什么呢 Buy something? What am I buying?
你买的是我们俩的五年时光 五年爱情 You're buying five years of us! Of love.
我 我没法跟你谈 Okay. I... I can't do this.
你该走了 You've got to go.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
抱歉 抱歉 抱歉 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
这话说得不对 对不起 That was shitty. I'm sorry.
求你了 等一下 Please. Please wait.
我现在 现在处境不是太好 I'm not... not in a very good place right now.
我心理上也没能适应 I'm not doing a very good job handling it.
你知道一个52岁的人 You know how hard it is to be 52
搞的自己失去了所有渴望的一切 and realize you fucked yourself out of everything you ever...
这有多难受吗 ever wanted?
58岁就更难受了 I'll bet it's even harder at 58.
你怎么样 How are you?
还好吗 Are you okay?
我挺好的 I'm okay.
这个新人 现在怎么样 How is it, uh, here with the new guy?
我们还在互相摸索 W... we're still feeling our way,
不过我觉得应该会磨合好的 but I think it's going to work out.
我很高兴 I'm glad.
你值得遇到好事 You deserve good things.
是啊 Well...
离婚进行得怎么样了 How's the divorce going?
挺好的 Oh, great.
等她的律师跟我纠结完这事 By the time her lawyer's done with me,
我可能连剩下的一个蛋都保不住了 I might not even have the one ball left.
你可不想这样 Ooh. That's not what you want.
她还跟那个混蛋勒布朗在一起 And she's still with that asshole LeBlanc.
他还没分手可能只是故意气我 He's probably hanging in there just to piss me off.
也可能跟你无关 Or it's not about you.
我开始练普拉提了 Hey, I started taking pilates.
不是吧 No!
是的 是的 讨厌死了 Yeah, yeah. I fucking hate it.
干吗把我折过来弯过去 Don't fold me.
我们什么时候去喝点酒 吃个饭 We should get a drink sometime, dinner... something.
不 No.
我只是说吃个饭 I'm just talking dinner.
我也只是说不 And I'm just saying no.
行 没有关系 Okay. That's fair.
我懂的 I get it.
好吧 All right.
还是挺愉快的 So, this was great.
谢谢你过来 Thanks again for coming in.
我很乐意 My pleasure.
也许下次 Maybe next time,
那位要员愿意赏脸光临 the big kahuna will grace me with his presence.
我知道他希望到场的 I know he wanted to be here.
很抱歉他被叫走了 I'm sorry he got called away.
下次吧 Next time.
分别也不用拥抱了 We don't need to do the goodbye hug.
随你高兴 Whatever you want.
没事的 It's gonna be okay.
怎么可能会没事 How is it gonna be okay?
我现在又没法退出了 I... I can't even back out now.
抱歉 你排第二又怎么了 I'm sorry, but so you're on second?
不知道有什么大不了的 I don't get what the big deal is.
我不知道在你们岛国 I don't know how it works on the little island
是个什么规矩 where you come from,
可是在这儿 这是有含义的 but here it sends a message!
就排第二这么个屁事就说明了一切 Something as stupid as coming out second says everything.
你完蛋了 你开始走下坡了 You're over. You're on your way out.
-观众可不是傻子 -有些观众是傻的 - Viewers aren't stupid. - Some of them are stupid.
有一些是傻 可大部分都懂的 Some of them are stupid, but most of them get it.
我从一开始 I didn't even want to do this fucking thing
就不想参加这倒霉节目 in the first place.
谢谢啊 Thanks!
我了个 What the...
卡斯特·索托停车位
操他妈的 Motherfucker!
-他在呢 -什么 - He's here! - What?
-那个混蛋在这儿对不 -谁 没有 - That bastard's here, isn't he?! - Who? Oh, no.
别跟我扯淡 在外边开会 Don't bullshit me! Meeting out of the office?!
-我看见他的车了 -等一下 你别 - I saw his goddamn car! - Hang on. You don't want to...
-他在里面吗 -抱歉 您哪位 - Is he in there? - I'm sorry. Who are you?
混蛋 Hey! Asshole!
你要想找事 至少当着我的面来 If you're gonna piss on me, at least do it to my face!
-请你别这样 -叫保安 - Please don't do this. - Yeah. I need security.
你连开门的礼貌都没有 You don't even have the common courtesy to open a door?
你听着 你听我说 你个杂碎 You listen. You listen to me, you prick!
总有一天你也会走到我现在这一步 Someday you're gonna be the one standing out here,
我希望到时候门里的那个人对你 and I hope whoever is in there treats you
至少比你现在对我要多那么一点点尊重 with a little more respect than you are treating me!
你听见了吗 You hear me?!
你这一坨屎 You little shit!
你是坨屎 You little shit!
你个鼠辈藏在洞里不敢出来 You goddamn weasel hiding in your little hole!
是我让这家电视台在四年间排名第一 I made this network number one for four years.
四年 Four years!
我倒是看看你能坚持多久 Let's see how long you last!
你屁股还没坐热就得走人 You'll be gone before the coffee gets cold!
你就是个屁 是个脚注 Y... you're a blink. You're a footnote!
你 你干了些什么 And you... what have you done?
你从网络出道 天哪 网络 You came out in digital, for God's sake... digital!
那他妈是什么玩意 你什么也不是 What the fuck is that?! You're nothing!
你个无名小辈 You're nobody!
操你大爷 Fuck you!
操你大爷 你个舔鸡巴的 Fuck you, you cocksucker!
操你大爷 Fuck you!
刚看见扎克·埃夫隆了 Just saw Zac Efron.
越长越丑了 He's losing his looks.
有多丑 How fast?
真抱歉 Sorry about tonight.
该是什么样就是什么样 It is what it is.
你有件事说错了 You're wrong about one thing.
什么 Yeah?
你离完蛋还远着呢 You are far from over.
我觉得我已经完蛋很久了 I think I've been over for a while,
只是大家都懒得告诉我 and no one bothered to tell me.
谁还能发个邮件跟你说啊 It's not like they send you a thing in the mail.
不好说的 《冰球小子》可能会火起来呢 You don't know. "Pucks" could catch on.
新的播出夜晚 New night.
不信 No?
不信 Nah.
最郁闷的是我明知道该什么时候退 What kills me is I knew when to quit.
我应该激流勇退的 I could have gone out on top.
好比在维加斯 你赢了把大的 就该走开 It's like Vegas. When you hit it big, walk away.
别坐在桌子边又一点点输出去 Don't stay at the fucking table till it's all gone.
不过好在你并不滥赌 The good news is you don't actually have a gambling problem.
-我有的 -真的 - No, I do. - Really?
有点儿 Kind of.
你在这儿呢 我们在找你 There you are. We've been looking for you.
那是什么 What's that?
这本来是给扎克·埃夫隆的 It was for Zac Efron.
什么 他又吃不了这么多 What? Like he needs more fruit.
他在这儿呢 He's out here.
怎么了 What's up?
坏消息 今晚节目不录了 Bad news. No show tonight.
-什么 -抱歉 - What? - Sorry.
我们的时段给人抢了 刚收到消息 They're pre-empting us. We just heard.
要做一个秘鲁灾害的特辑 They're doing a special on the devastation in Peru.
太好了 多谢秘鲁 Yes! Thank you, Peru.
卡罗想进来见你 I have Carol here to see you.
可以 Okay.
我不知道你是在 我待会再来 Oh! Uh, I didn't realize you were... I can come back.
留下 我再过22秒就好了 Stay. I'll be done in 22 seconds.
好的 All right.
给我一条毛巾 Hand me a towel.
不 不是那条 No! Not that one!
浴室里 In the bathroom.
这条好点吗 This one better?
我 I, uh...
我想为默克向你道歉 I just wanted to apologize for Merc.
他那是干什么呢 Yeah. What the hell was that about?
我知道 I know.
我以前没见过他这样 反正没这么夸张 I've never seen him like that ... well, not quite like that.
-他有一些问题 -这么明显 - He's got issues. - You think?
我知道他今天像个疯子一样 可是 I know he seemed like a lunatic today, but...
他不是个坏人 He's not a bad guy.
他只是最近日子不太好过 而且 He's just going through a... really hard time and...
而且什么 And what?
他让我很难过 He makes me sad.
我的天 Oh, Jesus.
抱歉 Sorry.
你没事吧 You okay?
我没事 真的 I'm fine, really.
谢谢你 Oh. Thank you.
太尴尬了 So embarrassing.
我从不在工作的时候哭的 I... I never cry at work.
我想抱你一下来着 Well, I'd hug you,
不过我现在全身都汗湿了 but, uh, obviously, I'm all sweaty and...
没关系的 That's okay.
我不介意 I don't mind.
行吧 Yeah. Okay.
来 Come here.