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第三季 第四集
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周一 八點檔 Monday, 8:00.
《冰球小子》 拜拜 "Pucks." Bye-bye!
我喜歡《冰球小子》 I like "Pucks."
-不 -我很抱歉 - No. - I'm sorry.
我覺得我們應該再給它一次機會 I say we give it one more chance.
我得離開這部戲 我很抱歉 I got to get off the show. I'm sorry.
我不能辭演 不過如果你們殺掉我 I can't quit. But if you kill me...
我們不能把你殺了 We can't kill you.
當然可以 我就是你們創作出來的 Sure, you can. You created me.
你怎么不想想 我們要是能殺了你 Don't you think if we could kill you,
不早就殺了嗎 we'd have done it by now?
你說什么 What did you say?
我們要不再調整一下你的藥物吧 Maybe we should try adjusting your medication again.
好吧 Maybe.
怎么回事 What's going on?
又有了秘魯那邊的消息 More news from Peru.
天哪 Oh, God.
-太可怕了 -是啊 - So awful. - I know.
不可置信 Unbelievable.
看了就忍不住想 下面還埋著人呢 You keep thinking... there's people under there.
簡直想哭 Makes me want to cry.
這是新iPad嗎 Is that the new iPad?
是啊 Yeah.
喜歡嗎 Like it?
其實沒啥不一樣的 Well... it's not that different.
我不喜歡我的手機 I hate my phone.
準備好了嗎 You ready?
大家能安靜一下嗎 Uh, may we, uh, have everyone's attention, please?
各位 請大家 都過來一下 Hello! If, uh, everyone could, um, gather 'round.
我們有個好消息 We actually have a piece of good news.
電視臺運用他們無窮的智慧 決定了 The network has decided, in its infinite wisdom,
把我們這戲挪到另一天晚上播 to move our little show to a different night
不再和那部討厭的說話狗打擂了 so we will no longer be opposite the much-reviled talking dog!
定下來是哪天播了嗎 Do we know what night yet?
周六晚上八點 Saturdays at 8:00.
仍然是好事啊 Hey, this is still good.
好吧 好吧 周六這個時間段是很惡心 Okay. Fine. Saturday is shitty.
但至少他們在給我們機會 But at least they're giving us a chance.
別這么混蛋 Don't be dicks.
謝謝你 莫寧 Well, thank you, Morning.
警世名言 Words to live by.
別這么混蛋 Don't be dicks.
這就是我們想說的好消息 So... that's our good news.
絕對可以的 That'll totally work.
能跟你說句話嗎 May we see you for a moment?
當然 Yeah. Sure.
怎么了 What's up?
有個事 電視臺給你約了杰·雷諾秀 Uh, apparently, the network booked you on Jay leno
美國著名訪談節目《今夜秀》 又根據主持人名字稱為雷諾秀
來宣傳一下新的播出時間 to promote the new night.
-是 -他們說你不干 - Yeah. - And they're saying you're refusing.
對 Right.
為什么 Um... why?
還用問嗎 Seriously?
上周我讓你們倆把我踢出這部戲 Last week I asked you to kill me off the show.
-你們說什么來著 -不行 - What did you say? - No.
你現在又讓我來宣傳這部戲 And now you're asking me to promote the show.
-對 -不行 - Yes. - Uh, no.
我也不知道跟你們提過沒有 Look, I don't know if I mentioned it,
不過我現在只想讓這部戲死掉 but I just want this thing to fucking die.
要不你去跟杰說 Perhaps you can tell Jay
你想讓它死在周六晚上八點 you want it to die Saturday nights at 8:00.
真可愛 Cute.
我幾乎都不出鏡了 Listen, I'm hardly in it.
現在又把我們挪到一個最差的時間段 Now they're moving us to the worst night of the week?
我為什么還要幫這破玩兒長命 Why should I do anything to make this shit last longer?
你非得這么自私嗎 Why do you have to be such a selfish prick?
看看你周圍 Look around.
這兒有一百五十個人的工作搖搖欲墜 There are 150 people here whose jobs hang in the balance.
你就不能有一次別只想著你自己 For once in your life, it's not just about you.
也想想別人行嗎 Think about the other people.
怎么好像不太公平 不過也行吧 That seems unfair, but all right.
我老忍不住去想秘魯那事 I can't stop thinking about that whole Peru thing,
那么些人呢 all those people.
太可怕了 Horrible.
遇到這種事真不知道我能不能活下去 I don't know if I could survive something like that.
真不知道 簡直是最可怕的噩夢 I really don't. It's my worst nightmare.
想聊聊噩夢嗎 You want to talk worst nightmares?
猜一猜明天誰來推銷 Guess who's coming in to pitch tomorrow.
誰 Who?
默克·拉皮多斯 Merc Lapidus.
不會吧 推銷啥 No. Pitch what?
電視節目唄 Shows.
默克·拉皮多斯向你推銷節目 Merc Lapidus is pitching shows to you?
瘋了吧 That's insane.
這就好比亨利八世向安妮·博林的頭做推銷 That's like Henry VIII pitching to Anne Boleyn's head.
安妮·博林是亨利八世六個老婆其中一個 后被亨利八世砍頭
你看 就是這種事 See, stuff like that
可能就是你沒朋友的原因 is probably why you don't have a lot of friends.
你們為什么非得聽他推銷 And why do you have to do this?
我們跟他有一份預覽協議 We've got a first-look deal with him.
這是他離職補償的一部分 It was part of his exit package.
想想就可怕 你們兩個人獨處一室 Sounds awful. Just the two of you in a room.
不是不是 Oh, God, no.
安迪和麥拉也會在場 還有卡斯特 Andy and Myra will be there, plus Castor.
不過我還是很緊張 一想到要再見他 Even so, I am dreading it, just seeing Merc again.
陰魂不散吶 It's like the thing that wouldn't die.
你知道最可怕的部分是什么嗎 You know the scariest part?
如果我見到他之后 What if I see him
我對他的感覺又回來了怎么辦 and all these feelings come rushing back?
我這么說吧 Let me just say this...
如果你跟默克·拉皮多斯復合 If you get back together with Merc Lapidus,
你就會失去我對你的任何一點點尊敬 I will lose every shred of respect I have for you.
你對我還有尊敬呢 You have respect for me?
你們知道明晚那事吧 Hey. You know this thing tomorrow night?
想一起去不 You guys want to go together?
首先 不想 其次 什么事 Uh, first of all, no. And what thing?
為秘魯籌劃的電視募捐 The telethon for the Peru thing.
-還有個電視募捐 -對啊 - There's a telethon? - Yeah.
喬治·克魯尼要參加 George Clooney's doing it,
馬特·達蒙 泰勒·斯威芙特 杰斯 Matt Damon, Taylor Swift, Jay-Z.
還有你 And you?
殺了我吧 Fuck me.
我的企宣打算想辦法讓我挨著詹妮弗·加納 My publicist is trying to get me next to Jennifer Garner.
好歹也要爭取點鏡頭啊 對吧 Got to get me some camera time, right?
如果本·阿弗萊克過來打招呼 我就上鏡了 Figure Ben Affleck comes over, I'm in the shot.
與詹妮弗·加納是夫妻
這事挺酷的 The whole thing's pretty cool.
對死掉的那兩萬人來說可不酷 Not for the 20,000 people that were killed.
哪 Where?
秘魯 Peru?
對對 可不是 Yeah. Right. Totally.
那個 你們以前參加過這種活動嗎 So, you guys, uh, done one of these before?
當然了 我參加過911和卡特琳娜颶風的 Uh, yeah. I did 9/11 and Katrina.
挺好 Nice.
我參加過埃克森瓦爾迪茲原油泄露 I did the Exxon Valdez
兩事故分別發生于1989和1979
和三里島核事故 and Three Mile Island.
那個 這事我第一次參加 Anyway. So this is my first one.
還挺重要的 It's kind of a big deal.
所以我是想問 So here's my question...
運動夾克能不能穿 sport jacket or no sport jacket?
直接穿襯衫不系扣 你們覺得怎么樣 Just like an open shirt? What do you think?
還有戴不戴領結 Like, tie? No tie?
誰他媽管你 Uh, I don't fucking care.
好吧 不穿夾克 Okay. So no jacket.
然后我在想 他們反正看不見我的褲子 And I figure they can't see my pants,
所以應該無所謂吧 so that doesn't matter, right?
最好還是穿上 I'd still wear them.
說的沒錯 Exactly.
還有 我不用給錢吧 Also, I don't have to give money, do I?
怎么了 What?
你也參加過興登堡事故的募捐吧 Did you do the one for the Hindenburg, too?
興登堡飛艇事故發生于1937年
混蛋 Dick.
新藥怎么樣 還適應嗎 So, how are the new meds working out?
好像好點了 最近沒聽到那么多 Better, I think. Yeah. I'm not hearing so many...
-聲音 -對 沒那么多了 - Voices? - Yeah. Not as much.
狂躁呢 And the rage?
挺好的 挺好的 Pretty good. Pretty good.
看樣子不錯啊 有什么副作用嗎 Well, that's encouraging. Side effects?
口干 便秘 小便顏色什么的 Dry mouth, constipation, discolored urine?
任何東西都能讓我硬起來 Everything makes me hard.
講一講 Talk about that.
任何東西 Everything.
就今早 我在加氣的時候 This morning, when I was getting gas,
我把噴嘴放進氣箱 就硬了 I got a boner putting the nozzle into the tank.
-自慰會有幫助嗎 -有一些 - Does masturbating help? - Eventually.
不過得搞很久 But it takes fucking forever.
我手指都起老繭了 I'm getting calluses on my fingers.
我不如撿起吉他來彈 I might as well take up the guitar.
我知道這不容易 Look, I understand this is difficult,
不過我還是希望你能堅持住 but I would like to ask you to hang in there
-再堅持一段時間就行 -你開玩笑吧 - just a little bit longer. - You're kidding, right?
-我晚上都不能翻身 -我理解你 - I can't roll over at night! - I hear you.
但是除了這個以外 這個藥看起來是奏效的 But other than that, the meds seem to be working.
我們希望這個副作用能隨著時間 Hopefully, with time, this particular side effect
慢慢 減弱 will, uh... abate.
卡 收工 Cut. That's a wrap.
祝你今晚雷諾秀好運 Well, good luck tonight on Leno.
謝謝 Oh, thanks.
謝謝 你們想不想來 Thanks. You guys want to come?
杰米會去的 完了我們可以出去玩 Jamie's gonna be there. We could all go out after.
抱歉 我們得要工作 Sorry. We have to work.
什么工作 我們都收工了 What work? We're wrapped.
你們是收工了 Maybe you're wrapped.
我們還沒下班呢 We've still got hours yet.
那要干嗎 Doing what?
寫作 The writing.
是關于我的內容嗎 Is it stuff for me?
不是 不過別人還得念臺詞呢 No, but other people have to say words.
是關于我的臺詞嗎 Are the words about me?
-不是 -那就去他的 - No. - Then fuck it.
就讓其他作家幫你們寫一次唄 Let the other writers cover for once.
試試嘛 他們能行的 Come on. They can do it.
你認識其他的作家嗎 Do you even know the other writers?
我還真認識 Yeah, I know the other writers.
上周末我在夜店撞見一個 I ran into one at a club this weekend.
誰 Who?
好像是叫 艾利克斯 I want to say... Alex?
沒有叫艾利克斯的作家 We don't have an Alex.
有點神經質的一個猶太人 The kind of twitchy Jewish one.
-每一個都是這樣的 -隨便吧 - That's all of them. - Whatever.
跟我一起去吧 你們想不想見見杰 Come with me. You want to meet Jay?
不是很想 Not especially.
也許會有意思呢 Might be fun.
我們還有好多事呢 We have so much to do.
我的禮物袋可以給你 You can have my gift bag.
我還來得及換衣服不 Do I have time to change?
這就對了 There you go.
我只想趕快把這事對付過去 I just want to get this over with.
可不是嘛 I know.
就好比在等圣誕老人 It's like waiting for Santa...
而這個圣誕老人是滿嘴胡話 兩面三刀 if Santa was a bullshitting, two-faced asshole
還炒過我一次的混蛋 who fired me once.
默克·拉皮多斯到了 Merc Lapidus is here.
嗬嗬嗬 Ho, ho, ho.
圣誕老人的笑聲
好 帶他進來 Okay. Bring him in.
通知卡斯特一聲 請他過來 And please tell Castor so he can join us.
收到 Got it.
你還好吧 You okay?
當然了 Absolutely.
我沒事 I'm fine.
營救人員不分晝夜地緊張工作著 Rescuers worked feverishly through the night
在隧道中搜尋信號 searching for any signs from inside the tunnel,
突然之間 and then suddenly...
大約45分鐘之前 奇跡出現了 About 45 minutes ago, a miracle...
一個微弱的聲音深埋在碎石之中 a faint tapping sound from deep under the rubble.
運用最新的聲音設備 Using the latest audio equipment,
營救人員與一名女性建立了聯系 rescuers established contact with a woman.
根據消息 這名女性被困的地方 According to sources, she is trapped
跟棺材差不多大 in a space not much bigger than a coffin.
讓人不得不想象她的處境之艱難 One can't help but imagine what it must be like for her,
深埋在如此黑暗 buried in this dark, dank hole
而深邃的地下洞穴 deep in the ground
不知自己是否能重見天日 not knowing if she will ever see daylight again.
據說 她幾乎無法動彈 We're told she's barely able to move,
她的身體被固定在廢墟之下 her body pinned beneath the debris.
像是被圍困在巨石和鋼鐵之中的囚犯 A prisoner encased in stone and twisted steel.
營救人員希望能向廢墟中 Rescuers are hoping to snake a tube
插入管道 through the wreckage
向這位女士提供水源 to bring this woman much-needed hydration.
據估計 她已經超過36小時沒有進水 Presumably, she's gone over 36 hours without water.
他們在等你參加默克·拉皮多斯的會議 They're ready for you for the Merc Lapidus meeting.
我會盡快過去 I'll come as soon as I can.
另外 很顯然 And, of course, very...
你們在這兒呢 There they are.
看見沒 You see?
想打發我走可沒這么容易 You don't get rid of me that easy.
過來 Come here.
沒有 關系 That's o... okay.
我的喜劇女王 There's my queen of comedy.
巴頓先生 快來 Mr. Button! Come here.
我們還是坐下說話吧 Why don't we all sit down?
不對 那是我的位置 No. That's me.
大家都過得怎么樣 So, how is everybody?
想我沒 Miss me yet?
你要是不回來我們還可能會想 We might if you didn't come back.
卡斯特還在打電話 會盡快過來 Castor is stuck on a call. He'll join as soon as he can.
沒關系 Oh, that's fine.
正好給我們個機會敘敘舊 It will give us all a chance to catch up.
太棒了 Great.
你看 Look at this.
除了一個我永遠用不上的《今夜秀》的杯子 Other than a "Tonight Show" mug, which I'll never use...
男士古龍水 Men's cologne...
一條領帶 a tie.
《今夜秀》袖扣 全都是男人用的玩意 "Tonight Show" cuff links. This is all crap for men.
本來就是給我準備的嘛 It was meant for me.
告訴他們你想要一個女士的袋子 Tell them you want a girl's bag.
我才不要 Yeah. I'm not doing that.
你不想要的話 就給我好了 If you don't want it, I'll take it.
我又沒說我不想要 I didn't say I didn't want it.
你來了 Hey, you made it.
謝謝 Thank you.
真抱歉來遲了 Sorry I'm late.
我剛一直在電話旁邊 給秘魯募捐 I was working the phones, raising money for Peru.
他們說這是拉丁美洲史上 Now they're saying it's the third-worst natural disaster
第三嚴重的自然災害 in the history of Latin America.
一把梳子 A comb.
這年頭誰還用梳子啊 簡直垃圾 Who still uses a comb? This is bullshit!
嗨馬特 Hey, Matt.
-杰說講可以蚊子的故事 -太好了 - So, Jay is fine with the mosquito story. - Great.
但是可能沒時間講你跟孩子的故事 There may not be time for the thing about your kids.
那如果我不講《冰球小子》呢 Ah. What if I don't talk about "Pucks"?
當然最好所有的內容都有時間聊 Hopefully we'll have time for all of it.
好 Okay.
還有 Uh, by the way,
扎克·埃夫隆上的時候我可以留在沙發上 um, I'm fine staying on the couch for Zac Efron's segment.
因歌舞青春走紅的男星 已過氣
實際上扎克要先上 然后他得走人 Um, actually, Zac's up first, and then he has to take off,
所以這不是問題 so we're good.
等一下 我第二個上 Uh, wait a minute. I'm second?
對 Uh, yeah.
不對 Uh, no.
是的 Yeah.
這不對 我總是第一個上的 No. That's wrong. I'm always first.
我 我從沒排在第二個 I'm... I'm never second.
我也不知道該怎么說 Uh... not sure what to tell you.
肯定是搞錯了 Well, there's got to be a mistake.
沒有 It's not.
杰知道這安排嗎 Does Jay know about this?
你們看了教堂那幅照片嗎 And did you see the pictures of that church? Oh!
我告訴你 我簡直為這些人心碎 I'm telling you, my heart breaks for those people.
這些人實在太慘了 Those poor, poor people.
秘魯 Peru.
以前沒去過 Never been there.
現在更不會去 Not going now.
我也不知道什么拖住了卡斯特 I don't know what's keeping Castor.
我們要不還是先開始吧 Why don't we start without him?
不不 沒關系的 我可以等等大老板 No! It's okay! I can wait for the big guy.
好吧 Okay.
彼得 問一下卡斯特還要多久才能來 Peter, please find out how much longer Castor is going to be.
盡管營救人員仍能聽到她的呻吟 Although rescuers can still hear her moans,
但聲音越來越虛弱 they are definitely getting weaker.
現在 我們唯一能做的就是祈禱 For now, all that any of us can do is pray.
我的天 Oh, please, God.
他們又在問默克·拉皮多斯的會面 They're asking again about the Merc Lapidus meeting.
我到不了了 I'm not coming!
挖掘這個 And dig this former...
謝謝 Ah. Thanks.
卡斯特給叫走了 Apparently, Castor just got called away
去外邊開一個緊急會議 to an emergency meeting out of the office,
看樣子他還是不來跟我們開會了 so it looks like he's not going to be joining us after all.
去他的 Ah. Screw him.
反正大家都知道是你在管事 Everyone knows you've always run this place anyway.
行 你手上有什么 So, what have you got?
好的 All right.
第一個是一小時長的 The first one is a one-hour
有點玄幻又驚悚的 with a bit of a fantasy/horror slant.
好呀 Ooh! Okay.
簡而言之 飛翼魔獸 In a word... gargoyles!
哥特式建筑常用這個形象排掉屋頂雨水 建筑學上叫滴水獸
不知你是不是還記得 Um, I don't know if you remember,
不過在你離開之前 我們有探索過這個題材 but right before you left, we actually explored this arena.
有嗎 We did?
不過我很樂意聽聽你的想法 But I'm eager to hear your take on it.
我現在 現在就這么多想法 Well, it's... that's pretty much it so far.
拜托 飛翼魔獸耶 I mean, come on. Gargoyles.
沒錯 Right.
我覺得還需要多一點點內容 Um, I think it needs a little more development.
角色 故事 主題 背景 Character, story, themes, a premise.
有道理 我明白你的意思 Fair enough. I... I hear you.
還有 你應該知道 Also, you should just know...
其實說到飛翼魔獸這個概念 A concern that I always had with... gargoyles as a concept,
我一直覺得有一個問題 in terms of the jeopardy,
那他們不是應該要避開哥特建筑嗎 it seems like if you just avoid gothic buildings.
不過也許因為什么原因 導致這些角色 But maybe there is a reason why the characters have to be
必須圍繞著哥特建筑 near gothic buildings,
比如背景是放在大學里之類的 like, um, it's set at a university or something.
這不就對了 Well, there you go!
解決了 Bing! We solved it.
好吧 行 這個咱們先記下來 Okay. Well, let's stick a pin in that.
還有什么別的嗎 What else have you got?
成 接下來是個喜劇 All right. This one's a comedy.
剛好適合你 Up your alley.
第二個 我第二個上 Second? I'm on second?!
他們為什么要這樣對你 Why would they do that to you?
肯定是杰搞的 It's got to be Jay.
因為我搶了那部蘭博基尼 It's 'cause I took that fucking lamborghini.
是一個限量版本 It's a limited edition.
當時國內只剩一部了 There was only one left in the country.
汽車經紀告訴我杰特別想要那部車 My car guy told me Jay really wanted it,
不過我還是開走了 but I took it anyway.
他這是在報復我 This is him getting back at me.
他真會這樣做嗎 Would he really do that?
為了部車 當然會 Over a car? Uh, yeah.
狗日的雷諾有時候真的特別 Fucking Leno can be a total...
特別什么 A total what?
特別樂于助人 特別樂于助人 Uh, mensch. A total mensch.
樂于助人 Mensch?
合著現在樂于助人都能用來罵人了啊 So "mensch" means "prick" now?
我怎么不知道 I never knew that.
這是肖恩和貝佛利·林肯夫婦 Hey, uh, this is Sean and Beverly Lincoln.
他們是我那部戲的創作者 They created my show.
-你好 -很高興認識你 - Hello. - Nice to meet you.
他們是英國人還是特別裝逼 British or just really pretentious?
英國人 British.
外加一點點裝逼 And a little pretentious.
我也不知道我為什么說這個 I don't know why I said that.
你認識杰米·拉皮多斯吧 And you know Jamie Lapidus.
我認識她嗎 Do I know Jamie Lapidus?
-大美女 -杰 - Hello, beautiful. - Hi, Jay.
聽說你和默克的事了 真抱歉 I am so sorry to hear about you and Merc.
別 我都不覺得 Oh, don't be. I'm not.
-你現在跟這家伙在一起了 -是啊 - And now you're with this guy, huh? - Yeah.
你看不見也挺好的 這家伙老的不成樣了 It's a good thing you can't see, 'cause he got really old.
杰 有個事啊 Hey, Jay, um, here's the thing.
-嗯 -我剛知道我排在第二個上場 - Yeah. - I just found out I'm on second.
-真的 -真的 - Really? - Really.
是這樣 這事我做不了主 Yeah. Look, I'm not in charge of that.
-我也不知道這是怎么 -瞎扯 - I don't know how that... - Bullshit.
就是因為我搶了那臺蘭博基尼 It's 'cause I took that fucking Lamborghini.
是你 你個混球 That was you? You fucking jizz bag.
還假裝不知道 What, like you didn't know?
我要是知道 你壓根就來不了 Hey, if I knew, you wouldn't be on at all.
那我為什么會排第二 So why am I on second?
現在已經不是《老友記》那時候了 Look, it's not "Friends" anymore.
現在是《冰球小子》了 It's "Pucks."
那也是 Still.
那也是 "Still"?
沒有這回事 There's no "still."
世道會變的 Shit changes.
相信我 Believe me.
大家玩得高興 Enjoy the show, folks.
杰·雷諾于2月6日從《今夜秀》引退
這一集《戲里戲外》正好安排在那一周播出
你是怎么認識杰的 So, how do you know Jay?
他每年都會主持 Every year he hosts my easter egg hunt
我為兒童癌癥舉辦的尋找復活節彩蛋活動 for children's cancer.
混蛋 Asshole.
我這是五擊零中啊 I'm batting 0 for 5 here.
不過沒關系 我還有一個 But that's cool. I got another one.
好的 Okay.
我還沒有想得太詳細 Now, I haven't given this one as much thought.
這不科學 Is that scientifically possible?
是講一個男的丟了工作 It's about this guy who loses his job
不得不搬回家跟父母同住 and has to move home with his parents.
我能打斷一下你嗎 Um, can I stop you right there?
這個題材也是你還在的時候我們探索過的 Again, it's an area we explored when you were here.
我們當時喜歡嗎 Uh, did we like it?
不 No.
實際上 是你說 這題材都拍爛了 In fact, you were the one who said, "it's been done to death."
你知道我這個人 Well, you know me.
從來就不記得自己說過什么 I never remember what I say.
我們記得 We do.
好的 All righty.
進行得挺好的 This was so great.
你提了很多有意思的點子 You've given us a lot to think about.
讓我們討論一下 Let us talk.
我知道這是什么意思 I know what that means.
好吧 Okey dokey.
孩子們 我能和媽媽單獨說會話嗎 Hey, kids, could I have a moment with mom here?
拜拜 Bye-bye.
討厭他 Hate him.
像討厭希特勒一樣討厭他 Hate him like Hitler.
-跟以前不一樣了 -可不是 - So, this was different. - I'll bet.
麥拉還是那么可笑 我說真的 Myra's still a hoot. I'll tell you.
跟那張松鼠臉不在同一個陣營 可真不輕松 It's no picnic being on the other end of that squirrel face.
我知道這都不容易 I'm sure none of this is easy.
什么啊 開什么玩笑 What, are you... are you kidding me?
這就是我喜歡的部分 節目推銷什么的 This is the part I love... the pitching and the schmoozing.
我告訴你 這對我來說 I tell you, this is the best thing
真是再好不過了 that could have happened to me.
就像是警鐘 It's like a wake-up call.
讓我重新充電 You know, just to recharge my batteries.
說真的 你們得買點什么 Seriously, you've got to buy fucking something.
-我 -拜托了 - I... - Now, come on.
我很需要這個 I need this!
如果我在這兒都賣不出去 If I can't sell something here,
全洛杉磯都懶得搭理我了 no one in this town is even gonna talk to me.
這些東西我都沒法拿給卡斯特看 Look, there's nothing here I can even bring to Castor.
買點什么 我這是該買什么呢 Buy something? What am I buying?
你買的是我們倆的五年時光 五年愛情 You're buying five years of us! Of love.
我 我沒法跟你談 Okay. I... I can't do this.
你該走了 You've got to go.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
抱歉 抱歉 抱歉 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
這話說得不對 對不起 That was shitty. I'm sorry.
求你了 等一下 Please. Please wait.
我現在 現在處境不是太好 I'm not... not in a very good place right now.
我心理上也沒能適應 I'm not doing a very good job handling it.
你知道一個52歲的人 You know how hard it is to be 52
搞的自己失去了所有渴望的一切 and realize you fucked yourself out of everything you ever...
這有多難受嗎 ever wanted?
58歲就更難受了 I'll bet it's even harder at 58.
你怎么樣 How are you?
還好嗎 Are you okay?
我挺好的 I'm okay.
這個新人 現在怎么樣 How is it, uh, here with the new guy?
我們還在互相摸索 W... we're still feeling our way,
不過我覺得應該會磨合好的 but I think it's going to work out.
我很高興 I'm glad.
你值得遇到好事 You deserve good things.
是啊 Well...
離婚進行得怎么樣了 How's the divorce going?
挺好的 Oh, great.
等她的律師跟我糾結完這事 By the time her lawyer's done with me,
我可能連剩下的一個蛋都保不住了 I might not even have the one ball left.
你可不想這樣 Ooh. That's not what you want.
她還跟那個混蛋勒布朗在一起 And she's still with that asshole LeBlanc.
他還沒分手可能只是故意氣我 He's probably hanging in there just to piss me off.
也可能跟你無關 Or it's not about you.
我開始練普拉提了 Hey, I started taking pilates.
不是吧 No!
是的 是的 討厭死了 Yeah, yeah. I fucking hate it.
干嗎把我折過來彎過去 Don't fold me.
我們什么時候去喝點酒 吃個飯 We should get a drink sometime, dinner... something.
不 No.
我只是說吃個飯 I'm just talking dinner.
我也只是說不 And I'm just saying no.
行 沒有關系 Okay. That's fair.
我懂的 I get it.
好吧 All right.
還是挺愉快的 So, this was great.
謝謝你過來 Thanks again for coming in.
我很樂意 My pleasure.
也許下次 Maybe next time,
那位要員愿意賞臉光臨 the big kahuna will grace me with his presence.
我知道他希望到場的 I know he wanted to be here.
很抱歉他被叫走了 I'm sorry he got called away.
下次吧 Next time.
分別也不用擁抱了 We don't need to do the goodbye hug.
隨你高興 Whatever you want.
沒事的 It's gonna be okay.
怎么可能會沒事 How is it gonna be okay?
我現在又沒法退出了 I... I can't even back out now.
抱歉 你排第二又怎么了 I'm sorry, but so you're on second?
不知道有什么大不了的 I don't get what the big deal is.
我不知道在你們島國 I don't know how it works on the little island
是個什么規矩 where you come from,
可是在這兒 這是有含義的 but here it sends a message!
就排第二這么個屁事就說明了一切 Something as stupid as coming out second says everything.
你完蛋了 你開始走下坡了 You're over. You're on your way out.
-觀眾可不是傻子 -有些觀眾是傻的 - Viewers aren't stupid. - Some of them are stupid.
有一些是傻 可大部分都懂的 Some of them are stupid, but most of them get it.
我從一開始 I didn't even want to do this fucking thing
就不想參加這倒霉節目 in the first place.
謝謝啊 Thanks!
我了個 What the...
卡斯特·索托停車位
操他媽的 Motherfucker!
-他在呢 -什么 - He's here! - What?
-那個混蛋在這兒對不 -誰 沒有 - That bastard's here, isn't he?! - Who? Oh, no.
別跟我扯淡 在外邊開會 Don't bullshit me! Meeting out of the office?!
-我看見他的車了 -等一下 你別 - I saw his goddamn car! - Hang on. You don't want to...
-他在里面嗎 -抱歉 您哪位 - Is he in there? - I'm sorry. Who are you?
混蛋 Hey! Asshole!
你要想找事 至少當著我的面來 If you're gonna piss on me, at least do it to my face!
-請你別這樣 -叫保安 - Please don't do this. - Yeah. I need security.
你連開門的禮貌都沒有 You don't even have the common courtesy to open a door?
你聽著 你聽我說 你個雜碎 You listen. You listen to me, you prick!
總有一天你也會走到我現在這一步 Someday you're gonna be the one standing out here,
我希望到時候門里的那個人對你 and I hope whoever is in there treats you
至少比你現在對我要多那么一點點尊重 with a little more respect than you are treating me!
你聽見了嗎 You hear me?!
你這一坨屎 You little shit!
你是坨屎 You little shit!
你個鼠輩藏在洞里不敢出來 You goddamn weasel hiding in your little hole!
是我讓這家電視臺在四年間排名第一 I made this network number one for four years.
四年 Four years!
我倒是看看你能堅持多久 Let's see how long you last!
你屁股還沒坐熱就得走人 You'll be gone before the coffee gets cold!
你就是個屁 是個腳注 Y... you're a blink. You're a footnote!
你 你干了些什么 And you... what have you done?
你從網絡出道 天哪 網絡 You came out in digital, for God's sake... digital!
那他媽是什么玩意 你什么也不是 What the fuck is that?! You're nothing!
你個無名小輩 You're nobody!
操你大爺 Fuck you!
操你大爺 你個舔雞巴的 Fuck you, you cocksucker!
操你大爺 Fuck you!
剛看見扎克·埃夫隆了 Just saw Zac Efron.
越長越丑了 He's losing his looks.
有多丑 How fast?
真抱歉 Sorry about tonight.
該是什么樣就是什么樣 It is what it is.
你有件事說錯了 You're wrong about one thing.
什么 Yeah?
你離完蛋還遠著呢 You are far from over.
我覺得我已經完蛋很久了 I think I've been over for a while,
只是大家都懶得告訴我 and no one bothered to tell me.
誰還能發個郵件跟你說啊 It's not like they send you a thing in the mail.
不好說的 《冰球小子》可能會火起來呢 You don't know. "Pucks" could catch on.
新的播出夜晚 New night.
不信 No?
不信 Nah.
最郁悶的是我明知道該什么時候退 What kills me is I knew when to quit.
我應該激流勇退的 I could have gone out on top.
好比在維加斯 你贏了把大的 就該走開 It's like Vegas. When you hit it big, walk away.
別坐在桌子邊又一點點輸出去 Don't stay at the fucking table till it's all gone.
不過好在你并不濫賭 The good news is you don't actually have a gambling problem.
-我有的 -真的 - No, I do. - Really?
有點兒 Kind of.
你在這兒呢 我們在找你 There you are. We've been looking for you.
那是什么 What's that?
這本來是給扎克·埃夫隆的 It was for Zac Efron.
什么 他又吃不了這么多 What? Like he needs more fruit.
他在這兒呢 He's out here.
怎么了 What's up?
壞消息 今晚節目不錄了 Bad news. No show tonight.
-什么 -抱歉 - What? - Sorry.
我們的時段給人搶了 剛收到消息 They're pre-empting us. We just heard.
要做一個秘魯災害的特輯 They're doing a special on the devastation in Peru.
太好了 多謝秘魯 Yes! Thank you, Peru.
卡羅想進來見你 I have Carol here to see you.
可以 Okay.
我不知道你是在 我待會再來 Oh! Uh, I didn't realize you were... I can come back.
留下 我再過22秒就好了 Stay. I'll be done in 22 seconds.
好的 All right.
給我一條毛巾 Hand me a towel.
不 不是那條 No! Not that one!
浴室里 In the bathroom.
這條好點嗎 This one better?
我 I, uh...
我想為默克向你道歉 I just wanted to apologize for Merc.
他那是干什么呢 Yeah. What the hell was that about?
我知道 I know.
我以前沒見過他這樣 反正沒這么夸張 I've never seen him like that ... well, not quite like that.
-他有一些問題 -這么明顯 - He's got issues. - You think?
我知道他今天像個瘋子一樣 可是 I know he seemed like a lunatic today, but...
他不是個壞人 He's not a bad guy.
他只是最近日子不太好過 而且 He's just going through a... really hard time and...
而且什么 And what?
他讓我很難過 He makes me sad.
我的天 Oh, Jesus.
抱歉 Sorry.
你沒事吧 You okay?
我沒事 真的 I'm fine, really.
謝謝你 Oh. Thank you.
太尷尬了 So embarrassing.
我從不在工作的時候哭的 I... I never cry at work.
我想抱你一下來著 Well, I'd hug you,
不過我現在全身都汗濕了 but, uh, obviously, I'm all sweaty and...
沒關系的 That's okay.
我不介意 I don't mind.
行吧 Yeah. Okay.
來 Come here.