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卫老哥
时间轴
浓子
后期：
斯人
第三季 第五集
戏里戏外
前情提要
如果我们产生了 通奸相关的问题 If we're having a problem fornicationally,
那我们应该讨论一下 then we should discuss it.
我们必须得跨过这个坎 We've got to get over this.
是的 对你来说当然容易跨过去了 Yes, well, it's a lot easier for you to get over it.
我得"站"起来 I've got to get... up
才能跨过去 你懂我的意思吧 and over it, if you know what I mean.
我讨厌我的老二 I hate my dick.
你为什么不来出演我的预播剧集 Why aren't you doing my pilot?
你真的会非常合适 You'd be so right for it.
你就看一下怎么样 Maybe just give it a read.
不不 不用了 No, that's okay.
你在读什么呢 What are you reading?
那个混蛋的剧本 That asshole's script.
太他妈棒了 It's fucking brilliant.
我这暴脾气 Oh, the bloody nerve.
居然偷摸的想把你挖过去 Trying to poach you from us?
而且你居然在考虑 And that you would even consider...
那个贱人 Little shit weasel.
新药怎么样 还适应吗 How are the new meds working out?
任何东西都能让我硬起来 Everything makes me hard.
就今早 我在加油的时候 This morning when I was getting gas,
我把喷嘴放进油箱 就硬了 I got a boner putting the nozzle into the tank.
我从不在工作的时候哭的 I never cry at work.
我想抱你一下来着 Well, I'd hug you,
不过我现在全身都汗湿了 but obviously, I'm all sweaty and...
我不介意 I don't mind.
你确定他是硬了吗 Are you sure that's what it was?
我跟你说 I am telling you,
他当时抱着我 he's hugging me,
我心里在想 and I'm thinking,
"他的胳膊真结实" "oh, his arms are so hard."
然后 突然之间就像 Then, all of a sudden, it's like,
"去他的胳膊 这是什么东西" "fuck his arms.What the hell is that?"
难以置信 Unbelievable.
是的吧 I know!
不 No.
我说"难以置信"的意思可不是夸他 My "unbelievable" is not a good "unbelievable."
得了吧 Oh, come on.
我现在知道他也一样感同身受 Just knowing he's feeling what I'm feeling,
而且相信我 我真的"感受"到了他 and believe me, I felt what he's feeling.
难道你还没学乖吗 Has history taught you nothing?
这种事你已经经历过一次了 You have been down this road before.
但那是和默克 But with Merc.
如果早知道我只能和一个人走这条路 If I knew I could only go down the road one time,
打死我也不会跟默克走 that's not who I would've gone down it with!
-是你问我看法的 -我问了吗 - Look, you asked my opinion... - Did I?
好吧 是我主动说的 All right, I offered you my opinion.
我也听见了你说的 And I hear what you're saying,
但是 我看到卡斯特 but then I look at Castor,
他又聪明又性感 又强大 and he's so brilliant and sexy and powerful!
他是你老板 He's your boss.
是吧 他要什么有什么啊 I know! He's the whole package!
所以副作用完全没有减轻吗 So, the side effects haven't lessened at all?
没有 昨天 我被逼着抱了我手下 No. Yesterday, I had to give this stupid woman
那个蠢女人一下 who works for me a hug,
结果我老二差点都要刺穿她 and she was almost impaled on it!
好吧 那我们先来减小一点剂量 All right. We'll start cutting back on your dosage.
减小吗 不行 Cutting back? No.
不能直接停药吗 Can't we just stop?
这种药不可以 Not with this medication.
我们得让你慢慢戒掉 We have to wean you off slowly.
我得告诉你 你说"戒掉"的时候 Just so you know, when you said "wean,"
我又有点硬了 I got a little hard.
你知道我们已经爬到半山腰了 You realize we're halfway up this mountain,
一路都是在讨论你老板的勃起 all we've talked about is your boss' erection.
好吧 Okay, fine.
那你想讨论别人的勃起吗 Any erections you want to talk about?
不想 Nope.
-真的吗 -对 - Really? - No.
-你和肖恩还是没有... -没有 - You and Sean still no... - No.
你考虑过去看看吗 Have you thought about seeing someone,
比如夫妻顾问什么的 like a couple's counselor or something?
-我可以让我的心理医生推荐一个 -等等 - I could ask my shrink to recommend someone. - Wait a minute.
你有心理医生 You have a shrink?
对啊 他真的很有用 Uh-huh. He's really good.
真的吗 Really?
有人吗 Hello?
这里 In here!
你这打招呼的方式可太棒了 That is the best "hello" ever.
别动 我过来亲一下 Don't move. I'm coming in for a kiss.
就快好了 Almost done.
不用急 No rush.
你的画都到哪去了 Uh, what happened to all the paintings?
什么画 What do you mean?
本来挂在墙上的那些画 The paintings that were hanging on the walls?
现在都没了 They're not.
你说真的 Are you kidding?
你不知道 You didn't know?
我不知道 都有哪些画 No. I didn't know. Which ones?
壁炉上的一幅 Uh, the one over the fireplace.
迪本科恩的画没了吗 The Diebenkorn's gone?
加州著名抽象派画家
那应该是一幅画吧 没了 Assuming that's a painting, yeah.
还有门边上挂的那幅 And the one by the door,
还有那幅吓人的小孩脸也没了 and the creepy baby face is gone.
天呐 Oh, my God!
等等 Hang on.
对 这个房间里的也没了 Yep, everything in here, too.
难以置信 I don't believe this.
还丢了什么别的吗 Is anything else missing?
我不知道 I don't know. Uh...
看起来只有画没了 Looks like just the paintings.
除了我谁还有你的大门密码 Who else besides me has your gate code?
玛利亚 我的助手米茜 Maria, my assistant, Missy.
天呐 Ohh, Jesus.
是谁 What?
那个混蛋 Oh, that motherfucker.
他还有你的密码 He still has your code?
他也不至于干这种事啊 Even he wouldn't do this.
默克 Merc?
他绝对会干这种事 He'd totally do this.
想想你没跟他离婚的时候 Think of all the shit he
他干的事就够恶心了 did to you when you weren't divorcing him.
-我要打给他 -不 别打 - I'm calling him. - No, don't call him.
我一定要打 Oh, I'm calling him.
求你了 让我的律师去处理吧 Please, just let my lawyers handle it.
不 总有人得告诉他他有多混账 No, someone's got to tell him what a giant asshole he is.
相信我 我说过了 Believe me, I've told him.
求你了 别管这事 Please, stay out of it.
为了我 For me.
你把手机放回去了吗 Did you put your phone away?
放了 Yes.
真的吗 Did you?
是的 Yes.
谢谢 Thank you.
今晚的电视台发布会是什么东西 What's the deal with this network press thing tonight?
我忘了 是今晚吗 Oh, I forgot. That's tonight?
对 是给电视评论家的什么鬼鸡尾酒会 Yeah, it's this stupid cocktail party for the TV critics.
电视台每年都办 The networks do it every year.
真的吗 Seriously?
那些对我们挑三拣四的人 The people who wrote all the nasty things about us,
我们还得跟他们把酒言欢 we have to have canapes with them?
是的 没有听起来那么有意思 Yeah, it's not as much fun as it sounds.
也没办法躲过去吗 And there's no getting out of it?
除非你的剧够火 Not unless you're on a hit show.
所以是没办法躲过去了 So there's no getting out of it.
你在这啊 There you are.
准备好了吗 Ready?
去干什么 For what?
妈呀 是现在吗 Oh, shit. That's now?
什么现在 What's now?
没什么 是 私事 Nothing. It's a... private thing.
是什么私事 What kind of private thing?
它是件事 Well, it's a thing,
私人的事 and it's private.
你真不准备告诉我吗 You're really not gonna tell me?
对 No.
不准备 今晚见 No. See you tonight.
你觉得是什么事 What do you think it is?
管他什么事 Who gives a shit?
你们两个有谁 So, have, uh, either of you ever been
以前找过性爱治疗师 to a sex therapist before?
我们以为您 W-we were under the impression
是位夫妻顾问 that you were a couple's counselor.
专长性爱治疗 Specializing in sex therapy.
我勒个擦 Bloody hell.
我们不知道 We were not aware.
真谢谢了 卡罗 Thanks, Carol.
所以你们面临的不是 Oh, so this isn't a sexual issue
性爱方面的问题吗 that you're here to deal with?
其实也是 Well, it is.
是的啊 It is.
好吧 那不如你们 All right, then why don't you tell me
告诉我些目前的情况吧 a little bit about what's going on?
好吧 Okay.
我们的婚姻最近 We have recently been through a, um...
遭遇了一些波折 a bit of a rough patch in our marriage,
我们都想努力渡过难关 which we have both worked very hard to get past.
可惜 Unfortunately...
还是留下了某些 it has left us with certain...
后遗症 uh, ramifications.
性爱方面的吗 Sexual?
性爱方面 是的 Sexual. Yes.
性爱方面 Sexual.
-性爱方面 -有本事再说十遍 - Sexual. - Say it another 10 times.
对不起 可就是性爱方面啊 I'm sorry, it is sexual.
还剩九遍 Nine more.
肖恩 让我问你个问题 Sean, let me ask you a question.
你勃起有障碍吗 Are you able to achieve an erection?
我不太想说 I'd really rather not say.
如果你们想让我帮助你们 If you want me to help you...
我们就是为这个来的 That is why we're here.
好吧 Fine.
所以 有障碍吗 So, are you?
有什么来着 Am I what?
你勃起有障碍吗 Are you able to achieve an erection?
你的勃起是不是无法持续 Do you find it difficult to maintain your erection
无法完成整个性交 to complete intercourse?
我不太想说 I'd rather not say.
是的 Yes.
你自慰吗 Do you masturbate?
-她还是我 -你 - Her or me? - You.
我不太想说 I'd rather not say.
贝佛利 我想做个小练习 Beverly, I'd like to try an exercise.
好的 All right.
如果你的阴道可以跟肖恩说话 If your vagina could speak to Sean right now,
它会怎么跟他说 what would it say to him?
如果我的阴道会说话 If my vagina could speak,
我们现在要面对的问题就完全不同了 we'd be having an entirely different set of problems.
我感觉到了你有些不自在 I sense your discomfort.
但是 尽量吧 But, please.
好吧 Okay.
我猜 如果它会说话 I suppose, if it could speak...
它会想告诉肖恩 ...it would want him to know...
不不不 以阴道的角色跟肖恩对话 No. No. No. As your vagina to Sean.
你好 肖恩 Hi, Sean.
你们有没有想过用其它的性交方式代替呢 Have you two thought about alternatives to intercourse?
也许你们可以为对方口交 Perhaps you could pleasure each other orally
或者是肛交 or engage in anal play.
当然想过了呀 Mm, absolutely.
快带我回家 我想回家 Take me home. I want to go home.
虽然也有别人进入了我 Though others have been in me,
可我想的还是你 you are the one I want.
肖恩 当你发现自己勃起问题的时候 Sean, as you find yourself losing your erection...
真棒 又回到这话题了 Oh, good, we're back on that.
你觉得贝佛利能不能 ...do you think that there's anything
做一些不一样的事 that Beverly could do differently?
不能 No.
不能吗 或许是她以前做过的什么事 No? Maybe something that she used to do,
-或者你的性幻想 -没有 - or for some fantasy? - No.
或许是别的女人做过的事 Maybe something that this other woman did.
天呐 没有 Oh, God, no. Look...
这跟性爱无关 It's not about sex.
-好吧 -真的无关 - Well... - It's not.
我不想让你失望 I hate to disappoint you.
我知道那是你的专长 I realize that's your thing,
也抱歉你不能帮到我们 and I'm sorry if this leaves you out of the mix,
但我们之间发生的事不是 but what happened to us had nothing to do with...
交配方面的 copulation.
我现在也是代表我的老二说话 And I'm speaking for my cock here, as well.
如果这样 那是什么呢 Well, so then, what is it about?
信任 Trust.
信任 Trust?
对 Right.
和性爱无关 甚至和爱不爱都无关 It's not about sex. It's not even about love.
爱没有那么难 Love's the easy bit.
结果发现 It turns out,
完全信任某个人 finding trust with someone,
有安全感 feeling safe,
这很 that's...
而当终于我跟她在一起时 我觉得 and when I finally found it, I thought,
"找到了 这就是了" "well, there you go. That's it."
但是 But...
当信任消逝 when the trust goes away,
当你没有了这种感觉 when you can't feel it anymore...
我不知道怎么再去找回来 ...I don't know how you get it back.
有时候我觉得 Sometimes I think...
什么 What?
有时候我觉得 Sometimes I think
或许我们不经意 maybe we've somehow...
破坏了这段关系的基础 broken something fundamental...
再也无法修复 that can't be fixed.
搞什么东西 What the fuck!
你疯了吗 Are you crazy?
你非得告诉她那些破画是吧 You had to tell her about the fucking paintings.
在你大嘴说出来之前 她好得很 She was fine until you opened your big mouth.
之前三个礼拜 她根本都不知道画不见了 Three weeks, she didn't even know that they were gone!
现在 突然之间 Now all of a sudden,
就开始“我不能没有我的画 it's, "oh, I need my paintings.
我感觉不到艺术的存在了” I can't feel the presence of my art."
老天 你个狗日的 God, you're a dick.
那你来日啊 Then suck me.
少他妈管我的闲事 Just stay out of my goddamn business!
否则呢 你要砍掉我的剧 Or what? You'll cancel my show?
等等 不行啊 因为他们砍了你 Oh, wait, you can't, because they canceled you.
你知道吗 我庆幸我当时没砍了你 You know what? I'm glad I didn't cancel you.
我就喜欢看你被这破剧拖后腿 I like knowing you're stuck in that piece of shit.
感觉真爽 It feels good.
是吗 你知道什么才是真爽吗 Oh, yeah? You know what really feels good?
把我老二塞进你老婆阴道里 Putting my penis inside your wife's vagina.
看不出来还上过医学院啊 Oh. Look who went to medical school.
你知道吗 她送你了 You know what? You can have her.
本来就是我的 I already got her.
那就留着吧 Well, keep her!
另外 眼瞎这事 By the way, is the whole blind thing
你还没开始厌烦吗 getting a little tired yet?
等到她喝汤的时候你再看吧 Wait till you watch her eat soup.
够了 All right, that's it.
从我车道上滚开 Get the hell out of my driveway,
而且你最好把那些画还回去 and you better put those fucking paintings back.
要不然呢 Or what?
你才吓不住我 You don't scare me.
我说真的 Huh? I'm serious.
你可不想尝尝我的老拳 You do not want to mess with this.
我指天发誓 I swear to God!
算你走运 我今晚还有饭局 You are so lucky that I have dinner plans.
大家都非常高兴 We're all really excited about
这剧被移到周六了 the show moving to Saturday.
再详细说说吧 Talk a little more about that.
周六晚上的原创剧非常的少 Well, there's so little original programing on Saturdays.
让我们可以接触到全新的观众群 It gives us a chance to reach a whole new audience.
那大致说来 你希望这剧受欢迎 So, basically, you're hoping to do well
只是因为没有同时段的剧竞争而已 only because there's nothing else on.
对 Yeah.
我从来没看过 I never saw it,
不过这剧在英国播的时候 but when you did the show in England,
非常的受欢迎 对吗 it was a big hit, right?
那是我们没有理解到笑点吗 Is there something we're not getting?
你就没理解这剧跟英国播的根本不一样 You're not getting the show we did in England!
抱歉 Excuse me.
能把他俩抢走一小会不 Can I just steal these two for a sec?
当然 Sure.
不用谢 You're welcome.
我的天 我们这剧还有人喜欢看吗 My God, does anyone like our show?
可能有的 Probably.
他在那 There he is.
谁在那 There who is?
卡斯特 Castor.
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
我觉得他是悬崖 I think he's the Cliff,
你就是纵下悬崖的末路狂花 and you're Thelma and Louise.
可不 二话不说 Yeah. I'd drive off that.
等你们谈完了工作 Okay, so when you're finished talking business,
我在吧台那边等你们 I'll be over at the bar.
你看他 Look at him.
他面对这么大压力 He's under so much pressure.
这是 他第一份正式露面 This is, like, his first official thing.
一定很难的 It's got to be so hard.
那个 Anyway...
对了 找个时间 Oh, by the way... At some point,
我们得好好谈谈 we need to have a little chat
今天去咨询师那里的情况 about our visit to the "Counselor" Today.
对了 怎么样啊 Oh, right. How'd it go?
-现在不谈 -告诉我嘛 - Not now. - No, tell me.
你应该告诉我她是性咨询师 You might have mentioned she's a sex therapist.
-我没有说吗 -没有 - Didn't I? - No.
-没有 -没有 - No? - No!
她说到肛交 She talked about anal play.
我们还是晚点再谈吧 Maybe let's do this later.
很好 Let's.
马特·勒布朗来了 I have Matt LeBlanc coming in.
莫宁和其他男孩已经到了 So, Morning and the boys are here already,
斯透克不来了 你知道的吧 and Stoke's not coming. You know that, right?
他凭什么就可以不用来了 How the hell did he get out of it?
他在拍洗发水广告 He's shooting some V05 commercial.
他奶奶的头发 Fucking hair.
重要的是你来了 The important thing is that you're here.
大家都很期望跟你说话 Everybody's very excited to talk to you.
很好 我很期望能喝点酒 Great. I'm very excited about vodka.
你能给我拿杯伏特加吗 Can you get me a vodka?
可以的 想要任何东西就告诉我 I can. Anything you need, I'm here.
伏特加 Uh, vodka.
没问题 Absolutely.
首先 我们先对一下台词 First, let's just go through a few quick talking points.
行 行 Yeah. Yeah.
《冰球小子》移到周六播出 You're really psyched about
你非常高兴 "Pucks'" Big move to Saturday.
对这部戏来说是个绝佳的机会 It's a great opportunity for the show,
感觉是一个全新的开始 feels like a fresh start,
有机会去吸引一个新的观众群 and it's a chance to attract a whole new audience.
还有吗 Anything else?
伏特加 Vodka?
这就对了 There you go.
我得问一下 I got to ask,
是什么吸引你回来的 what made you come back in this?
街上又有家新银行开张 Uh, a new bank opened down the street,
我想多存点钱进去 and I wanted to fill it up.
说真的 No, seriously,
你曾经拍过那么火的戏 after being on a hit,
现在这个情况应该很不好受吧 this has got to be rough, no?
哪里 我玩得很开心 Nah. I'm having a blast.
很高兴这部戏挪到周六档 Very excited about the show moving to Saturday.
周六 Saturday.
可你现在基本都不出镜了啊 Even though you're barely on it now?
这怎么可能 That's not true.
怎么会突然一下子 How come all of a sudden,
就没人愿意聊我头发变灰掉的事 no one wants to talk about my hair turning gray?
无意冒犯 不过这已经不是你的戏了 No offense, it's not really your show anymore.
你这是想找事吗 What, are you trying to cause trouble here?
还是我的戏啊 It's still my show.
是吗 Is it?
我发誓 他们没给我们过目 I swear, they never showed it to us.
你自己看看 Look at that!
我他妈比冰球还小了 I'm smaller than the fucking puck!
给我来杯鸡尾酒好吗 Hey, can I have a daiquiri, please?
嘿马特 Hey, Matt.
布鲁诺·艾肯 《休士顿前哨报》的 Bruno Aiken, Houston Sentinel.
你们好 How you doing?
你是那个说我肥的人 You're the guy who called me fat.
我没 我没 Uh, I don't... I don't...
你写的评论里边 你说我肥 In your review. You called me fat.
你他妈开玩笑吗 Are you fucking kidding me?
你比我要胖十倍 You're 10 times fatter than me.
那个 Well...
你专栏配的照片可看不出来 You know, you can't tell from
那么小小一张图 that tiny picture in your stupid column
还留着大胡子 and with the beard and everything,
不过胡子下边可全是肉 but that's all face under there.
你知道我们挪到周六了吧 So, you know we're moving to Saturday?
你觉得我们还得在这儿呆多久 How much longer do you think we have to stay?
我不知道 I don't know.
操 Shit.
-什么 -看那边 - What? - Over there.
拜托上帝 可别让他看见我们 Oh. Please, God, don't let him see us.
我今天是真没法面对他 I swear, I cannot face him tonight.
绝对听不得 贝贝你猜怎么着 If I hear one more, "Bev, guess what?
我放了个屁 崩出个奥斯卡奖 I farted, and an Oscar came out."
这样 如果他朝我们走过来 All right, if he moves towards us,
我们就假装 let's just pretend...
操 他看见我们了 Fuck, he saw us.
上帝 别过来 Oh, God, please don't come over.
千万别过来 他过来了吗 Please don't come over. Is he coming over?
没有 No.
这可奇怪了 Well, that's odd.
-真是他吗 -当然是他 - Sure it's him? - Of course it's him.
你看那装模作样的围巾 Look at the poncy scarf.
可能他没看见我们 Maybe he didn't see us.
他肯定看见了 Oh, he saw us.
你看 他又看见我们了 Look, he just saw us again.
没反应 And nothing!
连挥手都懒得挥 Didn't even wave!
他当我们不存在 He's blowing us off.
那个小混蛋 That little shit!
给我来杯伏特加 然后再来一杯 Give me a vodka, and then another vodka.
你们看什么呢 What are you guys staring at?
在看安德鲁 莱斯利那个小贱人 That dick whistle Andrew Lesley.
安德鲁 莱斯利也来了 Andrew Lesley's here?
安德鲁 Andrew.
勒布朗先生 Monsieur LeBlanc!
你在这儿干吗呢 What are you doing here?
我跟电视台拍了一个试播集 Oh, I-I just shot a pilot with a network.
NBC之后又拍了一个 Plus the one for NBC?
可不是 I know.
感觉一个我都不够用了 I worry there won't be enough of me to go around.
我一直没机会跟你说 Listen, I didn't get a chance to tell you.
我很喜欢你的剧本 I loved your script.
才没有 You did not.
我的天 你开玩笑吗 Oh, my God, are you kidding?
大家是都这么说啦 不过 Well, everyone says it, but still.
你目前选角进展到哪里了 So, uh, where are you with casting?
没进展到哪 还不是多亏了你 In hell, thanks to you.
你可真是害苦我了 Y-You positively ruined me.
我现在只能在头脑里幻想你的音容笑貌了 Now I can only hear your voice in my head.
继续幻想 Well, keep hearing it,
他们目前把《冰球小子》挪到一个新的档期 'cause they're trying "Pucks" On a new night,
如果还是没有成效的话 and if it doesn't work...
你可真是会逗我开心 Now you're just being a tease.
别再调戏我了 Hey, stop teasing me.
看他们那样 Look at them.
真是个混蛋 What an asshole.
哪一个 Which one?
随便选 Take your pick.
我们现在排在末位 这也不是个秘密了 Look, it's no secret we're in last place.
不过好消息是 我们已经触底 只能反弹了 Good news is, we have nowhere to go but up.
当然 我知道这也算不上什么好消息 And yes, I'm aware that's not very good news.
可是似乎你们的所有节目 It's got to feel like
都在做自由落体运动 your schedule's in free fall, though.
我倒是觉得所有公共台都是如此 I think all network TV's in free fall.
只是我们最先被推下飞机 We're just the first ones pushed out of the plane.
你以前从没管理过电视台 这会让你担忧吗 Does it worry you that you've never run a network before?
什么 What?
我能怎么说呢 Okay, look, what can I say?
上一个做这份工作的人 The last guy who had this job
管理了很多年的电视台 ran the network for years.
可是很不幸 他把电视台管到地里去了 Unfortunately, he ran the network into the ground.
所以你意思是 So, you're saying
这是默克·拉皮多斯的烂摊子 this is all Merc Lapidus' mess?
抱歉你说什么 I'm sorry, what?
默克的的烂摊子 Merc's mess?
不是 Uh, no.
我是可以把问题往他身上一推了事 Uh, look, I could easily pin it all on him,
但现在整个大环境变了 but it's a totally different landscape today.
我们不是 We're not...
仅仅跟其他电视台竞争 just competing against each other.
现在有 There are...
现在有这么多 There are all these...
新的平台 ...new platforms.
抱歉 Excuse me a moment.
哈罗 Hey, there.
你还好吧 Are you all right?
我没事 回去派对吧 I'm fine. Go back to the party.
听我说 Look,
我懂的 I get it.
这很难[硬] It's hard.
你 You...
你看得出来 You can tell?
我当然能看出来 Of course I can tell.
妈呀 Oh, Jesus.
你觉得 大家都能看出来吗 You think... Everyone can tell?
不不 你伪装得挺好的 No! No, you're doing great.
不过我完全明白你现在的情况 But I totally get what you're going through.
你明白 You do?
完全明白 Totally.
听我说 Now, listen to me.
你不是一个人在战斗 You are not alone in this,
不论变得多难[硬] no matter how hard it gets,
而且相信我 and believe me,
总还有可能变得更难[硬] it can always get harder.
我觉得这是不可能了 I don't think that's possible.
我与你同在 I'm here for you.
不论你需要什么 Whatever you need.
真的 Really?
你可真美 Well, don't you look pretty.
我怎么不记得今天早上的着装要求 I didn't realize the dress code this morning
是衣衫不整的小礼服 was cocktail disheveled.
我有给你打电话 不过这上面没信号 I tried calling, but there's no reception up here.
我今天不行了 I can't do this today.
是穿了高跟鞋的缘故 Is it the heels?
我昨晚根本没回家 I never got home last night.
我倒是发现 I couldn't help but notice
你的徒步装束看着很眼熟 the hiking outfit did look familiar.
别生气啊 Don't be mad.
卡斯特 Castor?
我的天 Oh, my God.
你跟他睡了 You slept with him.
我发誓 I swear,
根本就没时间睡觉 there was no sleeping.
太疯狂了 It was insane!
他持续了 正儿八经的持续了一个晚上 He went literally... Literally all night.
我就没见过这阵仗 I've never seen anything like it.
默克状态好的时候 Merc on a good day,
再加上伟哥 可能能达到十分钟 plus Viagra, maybe 10 minutes.
这位简直就是超人 This was superhuman.
搞的日历都四处飞散了 Calendar pages were flying off.
花都破土 又开放 又谢了 Flowers were coming up and opening, and dying.
我觉得 不是针对你啊 I guess, hmm, no offense,
不过我真是恨你 but I definitely hate you.
怎么了 天 抱歉 What? Oh, God. Sorry.
不不 别不好意思啊 No, no. Don't feel bad.
这又不像是你去告诉甘地 It's not at all like telling Gandhi
你吃了一整只火腿 about how you ate a whole ham.
我 I...
我如果说我现在全身酸痛 你能高兴点吗 If it helps, I'm really sore!
我不能 Doesn't help!
你好啊 Hello, there.
就想告诉你一声 Just thought you'd be happy to know
那些画都回来了 the paintings are back.
真的 Really?
又都挂回到墙上了 Up on the walls and everything.
那太好了 That's great.
谢谢你 没有插手 Thank you for, uh, staying out of it.
我知道不容易忍住 I know that wasn't easy.
操你大爷 勒布朗
我很高兴事情都走上正规了 I'm just happy it all worked out.
我们晚点见吗 So, am I seeing you later?
当然 Definitely.
吃屎吧 混蛋
去沙滩上 Maybe go to the beach?
应该不错 我特别想去游泳 Oh, sounds great. I am dying for a swim.
马特·勒布朗给男人吹箫
晚点我们要不出去走走 Maybe after, we could go out somewhere.
去诺布怎么样 How about Nobu?
洛杉矶著名日式餐厅
诺布 我喜欢诺布 Nobu? I love Nobu.
你干吗呢 What are you doing?
我不知道 I don't know.
就看看 Just looking.
要不要把椅子 Would you like a chair?
不要 No.
想干点什么不 Want to do something?
当然 Sure.
做啥 What?
随便 无所谓 Anything. I don't care.
看场电影什么的 Like a movie or something?
也不是很随便嘛 So, not anything.
不是很想看电影 Not really in a movie mood.
我们可以呆在家里 为对方口交 We could just stay at home and pleasure each other orally.
我的天 Oh, my God!
简直是我生命中最可怕的一个小时了 That was the worst hour of my life.
那 也不想来一点 肛交 So then, uh, not up for a little, uh, anal play?
看过一次肛交 Saw an anal play once.
-很恶心吗 -是的 - Was it shitty? - It was.
所以我们才能挣大钱呢 That's why we get the big bucks!
你还能从中恢复过来吗 Will you ever recover from that?
不可能了 永久性心理创伤 Never. Permanently traumatized.
不过为什么你的阴道说话的声音 By the way, why does your vagina
像尤达大师 sound like Yoda?
我当时不知道该怎么办 I didn't know what to do.
“插入我 你可以的” "Penetrate me, you could.
-“湿润了 我已经” -闭嘴 - Lubricated, I am." - Shut up.
“有时候 我像爆米花一样 有味儿” "Sometimes, like popcorn, I smell."
别说了 Stop it!
我们没有坏掉 We're not broken.
你真这么想 You don't think?
也就裂了个缝 Maybe a little cracked.
还真没想到 Did not see that coming.
真没有 No!
这次为什么不一样了 What was different this time?
我也不知道 I have no idea.
我们得记住我们做的所有动作 We have to remember everything we did.
我会记得的 Oh, I'll remember.
我们要不再来一次 弄弄明白 Should we do it again just to make sure?
真的 Really?
那医生真是个天才 That doctor was a genius.
我去 什么时候了 Oh, shit. What time is it?
问时间干吗 Seriously?
我们错过了我们的戏 We missed our show.
什么戏 What show?
“什么戏” "What show?"
对 周六了 Right, it's Saturday!
随便吧 Oh, well.
简直难以置信 Unbelievable.
我们输给了一部叫做 We lost to something called
《仓储战争：德州篇》的东西 "Storage Wars: Texas"?
人家还是重播 Which was a repeat, by the way.
还输给了《邪恶金枪鱼》 We also lost to "Wicked Tuna,"
《美味运动衫》 "Jerseylicious,"
《沼泽居民》 "Swamp People."
我去 我忘了看《沼泽居民》 Oh, shit. I missed "Swamp People."
情况不妙啊 大家 This is not good, you guys.
情况是这样了 不过这还只是第一周呢 All right, but this is just the first week.
他们总得给观众一个认识我们的过程 They've got to give the audience a chance to find us.
他们一定会的吧 对不 I mean, they've got to, right?