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第三季 第七集
戲里戲外
前情提要
我與你同在 I'm here for you.
不論你需要什么 Whatever you need.
真的 Really?
你跟他睡了 You slept with him.
我發誓 I swear...
壓根沒空睡覺 There was no sleeping.
你們當時有個劇本在圈子里流傳 You had a script that was going around back then.
當時大家都在討論這事 It was all anyone talked about.
我很愿意再讀一次 I'd love to read it again.
我們目前沒打算再拍新戲 We're not looking to do another show here.
-別生我氣 -好吧 - Don't be mad at me. - All right.
我剛剛跟福克斯電視臺的金·薩利開會 I was just at a meeting with Kim Sally over at Fox.
你會介意我給她看看嗎 Do you mind if I show it to her?
從一開始我就跟你說過 You knew from the beginning
我只要求兩件事 there were only two things I asked...
對我好點 還有不要偷吃 Be nice and don't cheat.
我對你挺好的啊 I was nice.
早啊 Morning.
早 Hello.
我們在考慮 So, uh, we were thinking,
我們回倫敦之前想跟你們聚聚 it might be nice before we go back to London,
你和杰米過來吃晚飯吧 what do you say you and Jamie come over for dinner?
這周末怎么樣 Maybe this weekend?
那個 杰米和我已經完了 Uh, actually, Jamie and I are kind of done.
-什么 -你開玩笑吧 - What? - No. You're kidding.
是啊 Yeah. So...
簡直不敢相信 I can't believe it.
什么時候的事 When did this happen?
幾天前吧 Uh, few days ago.
你什么也沒說 And you never said anything.
你該告訴我們的 I wish you'd told us what happened.
不重要了 It doesn't matter.
這事跟你和莫寧女兒那事 I don't suppose it had anything to do
應該沒什么關系吧 with your little thing with Morning's daughter.
好像有 Might've.
我的天 Oh, my God.
你這個大大的蠢蛋 You stupid, stupid man.
蠢蛋 Stupid.
你明明那么在乎她 You cared so much about her,
卻為了這種事失去她 and to lose her over something like this...
還能怎么辦 What are you gonna do?
那就這樣了 So that's it?
你情感上的難過程度就這么點 That's the extent of your emotional pain?
你想讓我說什么 What do you want me to say?
隨便說點什么 Something!
學學人類 Be a human being!
你就一點愧疚也沒有 也沒遺憾 Is there no guilt? No regret?
還沒完呢 Oh. So this isn't over.
你就這么讓她離開 You're just gonna let her go?
那不然呢 As opposed to?
去爭取啊 Fight for her!
請求她的原諒 Beg her forgiveness!
看看你失去了什么 Look at what you're losing.
她是你所遇見的最美好的事 She was the best thing that ever happened to you.
她讓你變成了更好的人 She made you a better person.
行吧行吧 我要吃早飯了 Yeah, okay. I'm getting breakfast.
能不能邊走邊說 Can we walk and do this?
你想讓我做什么 What do you want from me?
生活有時就是不如意 Shit happens.
生活沒有不如意 Shit didn't happen.
是你讓生活不如意 You made the shit happen.
隨便吧 Whatever.
你背著她跟一個十九歲女孩睡覺 You cheated on her with a 19-year-old.
你看見那個十九歲女孩了嗎 Did you see the 19-year-old?
不行 你可別想拉我下水 Oh, no. You're not taking me down with you.
我希望這是值得的 Well, I hope it was worth it.
你丟掉了這么美好的一段感情 You threw away a wonderful relationship
和這么優秀的一個女人 with an extraordinary woman.
她本來一整個禮拜都不該在 Hey, she was supposed to be gone all week.
是她自己回來早了 又不怪我 It's not my fault she came back early.
天哪 應該把你送到醫院去研究一下 My God. You should be studied by doctors.
然后她突然出現了 Then she shows up,
像個偵探似的到處找蛛絲馬跡 sniffing around like some detective.
你個沒心肝的混蛋 You heartless fucker.
你內心是不是已經死了 Are you dead inside?
有可能 Probably.
這是熏火雞肉還是普通的熏肉 You think this is Turkey bacon or regular bacon?
火雞 那是普通的 Turkey. There's the regular.
你簡直就反社會 You're a sociopath.
我估計這頓飯是不用吃了 So I guess dinner's off.
餓死你也不吃 Even if you were starving.
也許下一個會好點呢 Maybe the next one's better.
準備好了隨時開始 Okay. Whenever you're ready.
我是蕾娜·奇維 I'm Rena Keevey
朗讀雪莉·希格拉的未命名預播劇本 reading for the untitled Shelly Siegler pilot.
她剛在紐約制作了一部戲 She just did this play in New York.
應該是很有才華的 She's supposed to be brilliant.
聽著就喜歡 Ooh. I like that.
我才不跟你說話 I'm not speaking to you.
是嗎 我怎么覺得你在跟我說呢 Really? Sounds like you are.
我就不該說 Well, I shouldn't be.
我本來不想帶亞倫去那個派對的 I so didn't want to take Aaron to that party.
我知道那是個壞主意 I knew it was a bad idea.
-發生什么了 -發生什么了 - What happened? - What happened?
發生的事情是 我們玩得很開心 We had a great time, is what happened.
她耳朵是不是很好笑 Are her ears funny?
很棒 他們現在 ...amazing, and now they...
好像是 Maybe.
好像有點像小蝙蝠的耳朵 They're kind of like little bat ears.
是這樣嗎 Is that what it is?
如果我們要拍連續劇了 Well, if we go to series,
她可以把耳朵夾起來 she could always get them clipped or something.
她會愿意嗎 Would she do that?
拍連續劇還能不愿意 For a series?
-不是我的菜 -什么 - That's not for me. - What?
我說不好 她能挑起一部戲嗎 I don't know. Is she a show?
感覺她一個人成不了戲 She doesn't feel like a show.
她感覺更像是好朋友的角色 She feels more best-friendy.
這是好朋友的戲 This is for the best friend.
是的 I do.
她演好朋友會不會太漂亮 Is she too pretty for the best friend?
除非女主角也是只蝙蝠 Only if the lead girl's another bat.
她看著像我以前參加露營的一個朋友 She looks like someone I went to camp with.
她能挑起一部戲嗎 我們能找她不 Was she a show? Can we get her?
我該怎么辦啊 What am I gonna do?
我一點也不覺得有才華 I'm not getting the "Brilliant" thing.
她手好大 She's got big hands.
她就像不搞笑版的那個誰 She's like a less funny what's-her-name.
跟他睡 Sleep with him?
你們覺得呢 What do you think?
她的聲音聽著好刺耳 Mm. Her voice annoys me.
都不知道我們該怎么給這戲選角 I don't know how we're going to cast this.
已經沒有可用的人了 There's nobody good left.
這太糟糕了 太糟糕了 It's a bad thing... bad thing.
卡羅 卡斯特要見你 Carol? Castor needs to see you.
好的 Okay.
馬上來 Right away.
好吧 All right.
你倆繼續 Keep going without me.
我估計有事 I guess something came up.
你好 Hello?
肖恩 你好 Sean, hi.
-我是艾琳·杰菲 -你好 - It's Eileen Jaffee. - Oh, hello.
你聽著喘不上氣 You sound out of breath.
我剛買了張新桌子 I just got a new desk.
我覺得可能是調得太高了 I think I've got it set too high.
行吧 All right.
是這樣 金看了你的劇本 So, Kim read your script.
-挺快啊 -是的 - That was fast. - I know.
然后呢 她都愛愛愛死了 And, of course, she loved, loved, loved it.
真的嗎 Really?
她說她都笑得打滾了 She said she laughed her ass off.
她覺得劇本很有新意 She thought it was fresh.
她覺得很不一樣 She thought it was different.
她說你們讓她把襪子都笑掉了 She said you guys blew her socks off.
希望有人讓她再把襪子笑回去 Well, hopefully she has someone to blow them back on.
我都不知道那啥意思 I have no idea what that means.
羅比 Robbie!
眼鏡 Glasses.
然后呢 這個事還有一點點麻煩 Anyway, here's where it gets a little tricky.
麻煩什么意思 What do you mean, "Tricky"?
她想拍這個本子 She wants to make it.
我知道我們說過 這事沒的討論 I know we said that was off the table,
不過她說這就是她想找的本子 but she said it's exactly what she's looking for,
而且她認為 如果選角到位的話 and she thinks, with the right casting,
這劇本會紅的 this could be a big fucking hit.
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
順便 我告訴過你沒 And, by the way, did I tell you?
金幾乎每個本子都不帶看第二眼的 Kim passes on almost everything.
不用我說 Well, obviously,
這確實讓人聽了很高興 it's incredibly flattering,
如果由我自己做主的話 and if it were just me,
我二話不說就會同意 I'd do it in a heartbeat.
也許我們能把貝貝拉上船呢 Well...Maybe we can get Bev on board.
我覺得這不太可能 I'd say it's unlikely.
問問無妨嘛 Never hurts to ask.
這倒不好說 不過我今晚會跟她談談的 That's not always true, but I'll talk to her tonight.
-越快越好 -我知道的 - The sooner, the better. - No, I know.
不過我想如果 But I think if I broach
我在《冰球小子》拍攝日里提到這事 it in the middle of a hellish "Pucks" Day,
她更不可能同意 she's less likely to re-enlist.
天哪 他們還在讓你們拍呢 God. They're still making you shoot those?
就沒人在照顧你們嗎 Is no one looking out for you guys?
這邊誰在做你們經紀人呢 Who's representing you here?
沒人 Uh, no one.
我們還是用我們在英國的經紀人 We've just still got our agent from the U.K....
斯坦利·理查森 Stanley Richardson.
我在倫敦待的時候認識斯坦利 Oh. I know Stanley, from my London days.
他現在得多少歲了 How old must he be by now?
沒人知道 No one knows.
別人到他那個年紀都死了 Everyone else his age is dead.
我記得 他做的圣誕餅干特別好吃 I remember. He makes the best Christmas cookies.
相當好吃 所有人都知道的 Oh, absolutely. He's famous for them.
我可不知道 Well, I don't know
一個經紀人因為這事出名是不是什么好事 if that's what I'd want my agent to be famous for,
不過的確挺好吃的 but they are delicious.
我告訴你 I'm telling you,
那是我有史以來最火熱的性經驗 it is the hottest sex I have ever had.
所以今天散步又是這個話題 So it's gonna be one of those walks.
我們就在辦公室里 突然之間 We'll be in the office, and all of a sudden,
他就 想要我 要占有我 he just, like, wants me and takes me...
就在此時此刻 Right there!
跟我以前的所有經歷都 It's like nothing I've ever...
你跟默克不有時候也 Well, didn't you and Merc sometimes,
那個 在辦公室里 you know, in the office?
是沒錯 Uh, yeah.
不過完全不一樣的 But it's totally different.
這個就像《格雷的五十道陰影》一樣火熱 This is like "Fifty Shades of Grey" Hot.
著名情色小說 講述女大學生和成功企業家的情愛故事
而那個就像 That was just...
五十道陰影 Fifty Shades of Gray.
你聽聽看 Get this...
我們在做的時候 When we're doing it,
他壓根就不讓我看他 he won't let me look at him.
他都不準你看他 You're not allowed to look at him?
不準 Nope.
當然我還是會看 只是在他沒看到的時候 Of course, I do, but only when he's not looking.
你還喜歡這樣 And you like that?
他喜歡 所以 Well, he likes it, so...
我希望他開心 I want to make him happy.
你有機會告訴他怎么樣會讓你開心嗎 And do you get to tell him what makes you happy?
他不讓我跟他說話的 Oh, he doesn't like it when I talk.
-從來 -當時 - Ever? - During.
可真棒 That's nice.
-實際上 -怎么 - In fact... - Yes?
有時候他會把手放在我嘴上 ...sometimes he puts his hand over my mouth.
天哪 那你能呼吸嗎 Oh, my God. Can you breathe?
能 用鼻子 Yeah. Through my nose.
而且有時候他會把手指松開一點點 And sometimes he opens his fingers a little bit,
或者我努力把它們分開 or I pry them apart.
真有意思 Fun.
你有聽說過這樣的嗎 You ever heard of anything like that?
帕蒂·赫斯特綁架案之后就沒有了 Not since Patty Hearst was kidnapped.
傳媒大亨千金 被綁架后加入搶劫團伙 著名的斯德哥爾摩癥候群案例
你覺得這樣很奇怪嗎 You think it's weird?
我還遠沒有資格去評判人家在臥室里的行為 Far be it for me to judge what anyone does in the bedroom
或者辦公桌上的 or over a desk.
但是你覺得這很糟糕 But you think it's fucked up?
有一點吧 Little bit. Yeah.
但是 如果你能接受 But... if you're okay with it,
而你又在其他時間很享受 and you're having fun the rest of the time...
你什么意思 What do you mean?
這些就是所有的時間了 Those are the times.
我是說 比如 I mean, like...
你們出去吃飯的時候 When you go out to dinner.
你們不會出去吃飯 You don't go out to dinner?
目前還沒有 Well, not yet.
別的呢 Anything?
看電影 Movies?
在他家玩 Hanging out at his house?
我還沒去過他家 Oh, I haven't been to his house yet.
我們只在辦公室做愛 We only have sex in the office.
我們進展得比較慢 We're taking it slow.
你在做什么呢 What are you making?
一開始是要做紅燒雞肉 Oh. It started out as chicken stir-fry.
然后就不知道怎么回事了 It may have got away from me.
葡萄干是咋回事 Are those raisins?
我打算在回家之前 I'm trying to use up everything
把櫥柜里的東西都用光 in the cupboard before we go home.
隱隱約約覺得很可怕 That's potentially terrifying.
你知道誰打電話了嗎 Oh. You know who called?
艾琳·杰菲 Eileen Jaffee.
艾琳·杰菲是誰 Who's Eileen Jaffee?
我們在餐廳里遇到的那個經紀人 That agent we met at the restaurant.
對 Oh. Right.
她想干嗎 What'd she want?
她很喜歡我們發給她的劇本 She loved the script we sent her.
那太好了 Aww. That's nice.
嘗嘗 Taste.
怎么會有甜味 What's sweet?
杏仁餅干 我們還剩了點 Amaretto biscuits. We had a few left.
你知道 不是所有東西都非得加進去 Right. You know, not everything has to be an ingredient.
總之吧 Uh, anyway...
艾琳非常喜歡那個劇本 Eileen loved the script so much...
就發給了她在福克斯電視臺的一個朋友 ...she sent it to a friend of hers
這人好像是個什么角色 who's a big deal at Fox
然后這人說是愛愛愛死了 who apparently also loved, loved, loved it.
三個愛呢 Huh. Three "Loves."
聽著好像有點太多了 That's almost too many.
據艾琳說 這個叫金的女的 According to Eileen, this woman, Kim something,
被劇本震驚了 was so knocked out...
我的天 Oh, dear God.
她想拍這個本子 ...she wants to make it.
我想說我們至少應該討論一下的 Thought we should at least discuss it.
沒錯 Right.
我這邊的意見很簡單 Well, my side of the conversation will be brief.
你想說不 You're thinking no.
我想說不 I'm thinking no.
我在祈禱不 我求你了 I'm praying no. I'm begging no.
我就想到你會這么說 Which is what I figured you'd say.
我懂的 Look, I get it.
是很讓人高興 It's flattering.
不過這些混蛋總是說些讓人高興的話 Oh, but these fuckers are always flattering.
他們就是這么會讓人高興 They're professionally flattering.
對 Heh, right.
親愛的 求你了 Darling, please.
我們保持原計劃 Let's stick to the plan.
原計劃多好啊 It's a good plan.
我們兩周后就走了 We're gone in two weeks.
就差這么一點點 We're so close.
我們就是逃離阿爾卑斯山的馮特拉普一家 We're the Von Trapps escaping over the alps.
電影《音樂之聲》原型 一家人從納粹魔爪逃向美國
我們能做到的 We can make it.
瑪利亞 拜托了 別又回去 Maria, please, let's not go back
《音樂之聲》女主原型
給納粹再獻上一首歌了 and give the Nazis one more song.
我今早是在攝影棚前面 Did I see Jamie's car
-看到杰米的車了嗎 -是啊 怎么了 - in front of the stage this morning? - Yeah. Why?
這是不是意味著你們倆 So, does this mean you two are?
不不不 Oh, no, no, no.
她在我家還有一些東西 She left some of her crap at my house,
所以我的助手把東西還給了她的司機 so my assistant was giving it back to her driver.
你的助手和她的司機 Ah. Your assistant and her driver.
聽起來真是好情緒化的告別呢 Sounds like quite the emotional goodbye.
你怎么也開始對我說教了 Uh, hey, don't you start giving me shit, too.
我道歉 不過這次我跟貝貝站在一條戰線上 I'm sorry, but I'm kind of with Bev on this one.
我們使了多大的牛勁來挽救我們的感情 We worked so bloody hard to save our relationship.
而你 你直接就丟掉了 就像是 And you... you just throw it away like...
紙巾 Tissues.
操你妹 Fuck you.
紙巾 Tissues.
我也在感情中付出過很多努力 I've worked hard on relationships.
可不是 Right.
-我有過 -真的 - I have. - Really?
你以為我和戴安就沒努力過 You think me and Diane didn't try?
我們能做的一切都做了 We did everything we could.
我們去做心理咨詢 We went to counseling.
還來了個三人行 We had a threesome.
三人行 A threesome?
你就是這么努力的 That's your idea of "Working hard"?
只要找對方法 這就是在努力 It is if you're doing it right.
拜托 Aw, come on.
好吧 你想聽實話 All right. You want to know the truth?
簡直就是場災難 It was a fucking disaster.
你的三人行是場災難 Your threesome was a disaster?
是的 It was.
這整件事是戴安的主意 Look, the whole thing was Diane's idea.
我們當時情況已經一塌糊涂了 We were already in the shitter,
她認為再加進來一個女孩可能會有幫助 and she thought bringing in another girl might help.
當然你是不可能拒絕的 And, of course, you didn't say no.
戴安有一個朋友 Anyway, Diane gets this friend of hers,
她瑜伽班上的一個什么人 some girl from her yoga class.
這人特別感興趣 And she's totally up for it.
她就來了 So she comes over.
我們喝了點酒 都上了床 We have some wine, and we all get into bed.
這哪里災難了 And the disastrous part is?
結果發現我對那朋友的興趣遠超過對戴安 Turns out I was into the friend way more than Diane.
戴安是很棒 I mean, Diane's awesome,
不過她是我倆孩子的媽 所以 but she's the mother of my children, so...
所以更難把她物化成性對象 So more difficult to objectify?
不是不是 No, no, no.
-下面松了 -什么 - Looser pussy. - What?
你知道 你從里面擠出兩個孩子來 You know, you push two kids out of there. It's...
不過另一個女孩就 But this other girl was...
你好 Hello?
你好啊親 我是艾琳 Hi, honey. It's Eileen.
你跟貝貝聊過了嗎 Did you have a chance to talk with Bev?
有的 我聊過了 Ohh. Y-yes. Yes, I did.
然后呢 So?
就像我們當時所預計的一樣 So pretty much as we expected.
她說不行 She said no?
她說不行 She said no.
這里邊還有沒有點回旋的余地了 Don't suppose there's any wiggle room?
沒有 就這么點地了 Uh, no. We are snug.
我們試過了 Well, we tried.
是這樣 That we did.
另外 猜猜我剛跟誰通過話了 Meanwhile, guess who I just talked to.
斯坦利·理查森 Stanley Richardson.
真的 Really?
我因為別的事給他打電話 I had to call him about another piece of business,
不過我們說到你們倆 but we were talking about you guys
然后說到福克斯臺有多喜歡你們的劇本 and how excited Fox is about your script.
不能拍的劇本 Which can't happen.
不過如果有機會能拍 But if something did happen,
斯坦利說他同意我們一起合作 Stanley said he'd be fine with us working together on it.
你覺得怎么樣 How are you with that?
不過這事沒戲的 But nothing's gonna happen.
沒錯 Exactly.
反正這事也沒戲 Well, if you want half of nothing,
你想摻和就摻和吧 I'm sure it's all right.
太好了 Great!
我得打給金 通知她這個壞消息 Well, I'll call Kim and give her the bad news.
你能相信嗎 Do you believe this?
居然會有客戶不愿意讓劇本出頭 I've got the only clients who don't want a show picked up!
真抱歉 Oh. Sorry about that.
別這么想 Oh, please. Don't give it another thought.
今天愉快哦親 Have a good one, sweetie.
拜拜 Bye-bye.
羅比 我的椰汁給我拿來了嗎 Robbie, can I have my coconut water now,
還是我直接去死得了 or should I just go fuck myself?!
這真是 That was so...
現在能說話了嗎 Is it okay to talk now?
可以 可以 Yeah, yeah.
好的 Oh, good.
這太棒了 That was great.
你看見我電話了嗎 Have you seen my phone?
什么 What?
在哪呢 Oh, there it is.
那 So, uh...
你想干點什么嗎 ...you want to do something?
你什么意思 What do you mean?
就是 比如說 出去吃個飯 You know, like, maybe go out for dinner or...
-不去 -行 - No. - Oh. Okay.
那改天晚上再去 Maybe another night.
那你想干點什么別的嗎 Anything else you want to do?
想去洗車 Want to get my car washed.
很好 Great.
好主意 Good idea.
有沒有人想要玉米熱狗腸 Who wants a corn dog?
不要 Nah.
沒關系 That's okay.
我重新來過 Let me rephrase that.
我想要玉米熱狗腸 I want a corn dog.
-爸爸 -怎么 - Daddy? - Yeah?
媽媽討厭的那個阿姨在那 There's that lady who mommy hates.
你媽討厭的人多了去了 Well, that could be a lot of people.
天哪 Oh, Jesus.
咱們這樣 Uh, okay. You know what?
你們倆去那邊 Why don't you guys go play
書店旁邊的按摩椅那里玩 on the massage chair at brookstone,
我待會過去找你們 好嗎 and I'll meet you there in a little while, okay?
-好 -快點 - Okay! - Hurry.
我跟你賽跑 I'll race you.
開什么玩笑 Seriously?
我的天哪 嗨 Oh, my God! Hi!
你干什么呢 What are you doing?
我跟我孩子來的 I'm here with my kids.
如果戴安發現你還在干這事 If Diane finds out you're still doing this,
我就徹底完蛋了 I am totally fucked!
我沒有 我發誓 I'm not! I swear.
你現在是告訴我這純粹是巧合 Right. You're telling me this is a coincidence?
是啊 有時候還真是挺巧的 Yeah. I guess sometimes they really happen.
行了吧 我可不傻 Come on. I'm not stupid.
我們到這里來了太多次了 We've been here too many times.
我沒有 真的 I wasn't, really.
拉拉 Labes!
抱歉 Sorry.
我只能把車停在街上 I had to park on the street.
你都不會相信 Can you believe these fuckers
這些混蛋現在停車還收費了 are charging to park here now?
沒關系 我也剛到 It's okay. I just got here, too.
喬 Oh. Joe,
這是馬特 馬特 這是喬 this is Matt. Matt, Joe.
你是 哇 You're... wow.
你們是怎么 How do you guys...
我當年病得快死的時候 Uh, so, back when I was supposed to die,
愿望成真基金幫我見到了馬特 Matt was my make-a-wish wish.
幫助重病患兒達成愿望的公益基金
不錯啊 No shit.
那之后我們就一直是朋友了 Yeah And we've stayed friends ever since.
對 就是 Yeah. That's, uh...
對 Yeah.
很酷 Very cool.
我喜歡你演的電視 I love your show.
真的 Seriously?
《冰球小子》 "Pucks"?
《冰球小子》是啥 What's "Pucks"?
行吧 Right. Uh...
謝謝你 Thank you.
所以說你們倆 So, you guys...
你們算是 You're like...
對 我們算是 Yeah. We are like.
那個 你們是什么時候 So, when did...
是怎么 How did you...
你還記得上一次我見你嗎 Remember the last time that I saw you?
記得 Uh... yeah.
就第二天 我當時 在星巴克 So, the next day, I'm, like, in Starbucks.
你知道他們怎么叫名字的吧 And you know how they call your name?
這家伙就笑了 Well, this guy laughs...
好像很好笑一樣 Like it's funny.
拜托 拉比亞 Come on! "Labia"?
可指陰唇
我還以為你在耍他們玩 I thought you were just fucking with them.
然后我就說 Yeah. So I'm like,
真抱歉我的名字不像喬那么有趣 "Look, sorry if it's not as interesting as 'Joe.'"
寫在我杯子上的 It was on my cup.
我懂 Sure.
總而言之 我們就開始聊天了 然后 So, anyway, we got to talking, and then...
我也不知道 我們就開始干別的事 I don't know... we got to doing other stuff.
一直到現在還在干 And we're still doing it.
你怎么樣 你還好嗎 So, how are you? Are you well?
我挺好的 Yeah. I'm well.
你呢 好嗎 Are you... well?
我很好 挺好的 Yeah. I am. I'm good.
這樣很健康 It's healthy.
我們這叫 健康 Oh. We're "Healthy"?
我們非常健康 Yeah. We're very healthy.
好吧 Okay. Mm.
你那樣說起來更好聽 It's better when you say it like that.
那個 我們打算要去文身 Well, anyway, we're gonna go get tattoos, so...
很高興遇見你 It was nice meeting you.
保重 Take care.
回見 Yeah Uh... see you around.
或者不見 Or not.
孩子 我 The kids. I...
我跟金談了劇本的事 So, I spoke to Kim about the script.
當然了 她心都碎了 Of course, she's heartbroken.
不過不用擔心她 But she's a big girl.
她懂的 She gets it.
代我倆向她道謝 Well, thank her again for us.
要不你親自向她道謝吧 If you want, you can thank her yourself.
她會很愿意在你倆回家之前 She'd love to take you guys to lunch
請你們吃個午餐 before you fly home.
-真的 -她只是想見見你們 - Really? - She just wants to meet you
向你們表達一下她的仰慕 and tell you what a huge fan she is.
我跟貝貝談一下 看她愿不愿意吧 Let me talk to Bev and see if she's up for it.
別有壓力 行不行告訴我一聲 No pressure. Let me know.
看她愿不愿意做什么 See if she's up for what?
福克斯臺那個女的想請我們吃午飯 That woman from Fox wants to take us to lunch.
-我不是 -不不不 - Didn't... - Bup-bup-bup!
她知道她不能用我們的劇本 She totally gets that she can't have our script.
那為什么 Then why...
她只是想向我們表達一下她的仰慕 She just wants to tell us what a big fan she is.
我們已經知道了啊 Which we already know.
謝謝你了 福克斯臺的女人 Thank you, woman from Fox.
也許不錯呢 Might be nice.
免費午餐呢 Free lunch.
親愛的 我都愿意為她的科布沙拉買單 Darling, I'd happily pay for her Cobb Salad
只要那頓飯我不用到場就行 if I didn't have to be there when she eats it.
所以還是不去唄 So that's a no, then?
不去 同時伴以藍奶酪 It's a no, with blue cheese on the side.
所以 西拉他所[虛構藥物]的攝入量 So, you're down to, what...
你目前已經減到了一周兩次 Twice a week with the seritaxyl?
對 Right.
還是會產生一些莫名其妙的 Still experiencing any unwanted, uh...
勃起事故 Erectile incidents?
有一些 沒那么多了 Some. Not as many.
很好 既然這樣的話 Good. In that case,
我們可以完全停止西拉他所 we can probably stop with the seritaxyl entirely
逐漸增加立麻閃[同為虛構] and start increasing the limatran.
這種藥不會讓人性饑渴吧 That one doesn't make you horny, does it?
不會 實際上正好相反 No. In fact, quite the opposite.
有時候會導致性欲減退 Sometimes there's actually a lessening of sexual interest.
好的 Oh. Good.
希望小雞雞聽你的話 From your lips to my dick.
這不正是你想要的嗎 Isn't this what you wanted...
讓她忘掉你 for her to get over you?
是 沒錯 Yeah. Sure.
可是誰會被自己的跟蹤狂甩了 But being dumped by your stalker?
別這樣想啊 Come on, now.
你倆也有過美好的時光 You had a good run.
也是 I guess.
只是想起來覺得很奇怪 It's just weird knowing
我可能再也不會有別的跟蹤狂了 I'll probably never have another one.
這誰知道呢 You don't know that.
不會再有了 Nah. That was it.
你覺得哈里森·福特還會有跟蹤狂嗎 You think Harrison Ford's still getting stalkers?
星戰演員 71歲
沃倫·比蒂還會有嗎 Or Warren Beatty?
著名演員 77歲
那個時間一過就不會有了 There's a window.
我們的生活可太不一樣了 We lead very different lives.
我也有過別的跟蹤狂 可是 You know, I've had other stalkers, but...
沒有這樣的 Nothing like this.
十五年吶 This was 15 years.
我認識她的時候她還是個小孩 I met her when she was a kid.
小孩子長得很快的 They grow up so fast.
不是 說真的 No, seriously.
這可能是我人生中最長的一段感情了 It's probably the longest relationship of my life.
這話聽著可太糟心了 That's not disturbing at all.
我忍受了她這么多年 All those years I put up with her shit...
她現在決定結束了 Now she decides it's over?
別啊 這樣是最好的結局了 Oh, come on. It's for the best.
-你知道的 -是啊是啊 - You know it is. - Yeah, yeah.
可她看起來已經 忘掉我了 But she's seemed so... over me.
你懂嗎 我就像是個路人甲 You know? Like I was just some... person.
我以前看著她的眼睛 會看到瘋狂 I used to look into her eyes and see the crazy.
現在 Today...
什么也沒有了 Nothing.
就像是 It was like...
里邊的光亮黯淡了 Like the light went out.
他現在壓根不想跟我搞了 Now he doesn't even want to have sex with me.
-完全不想了 -對 - Never? - Nope.
他不讓我碰他 He won't let me touch him.
他很疏離 He's distant.
很情緒化 He's moody.
不過我這邊聽起來 Although from the sounds of it,
他總是疏離而且情緒化 he was always distant and moody.
唯一的區別在于 The only difference is,
他現在沒有在桌子上操你了 now he's not fucking you over a desk.
我知道 I know.
我做了什么呢 What did I do?
可能是我太心急了 Maybe I pushed too hard.
我是太心急了嗎 Did I push too hard?
我就問了他想不想一起吃晚餐 All I did was ask him if he wanted to have dinner.
你要求太高了 Oh, you demanding bitch.
那是為什么 Well, then why?
這重要嗎 Does it matter?
既然結束了你就謝天謝地吧 Just be thankful that it's over.
你真的覺得結束了嗎 You really think it's over?
我希望如此 I hope so.
按照你給我描述的種種 From everything you said,
這人沒有任何感情 he's emotionally detached...
可能很厭惡女人 Possibly a misogynist.
他在性交的時候都不讓你看他 He wouldn't let you look at him
連話都不讓你跟他說 or talk to him when you're having sex.
每個人不都有缺點嗎 Listen, you can find negative things to say about anybody.
他用手捂住你的嘴 He covered your mouth with his hand.
也不總這樣 Not always!
隨你便 Fine!
天哪 Oh, God.
我為什么總是遇上這種事 Why does this keep happening to me?
我這輩子還能幸福嗎 Am I ever gonna be happy?
能 Yes.
真的 Really?
我不知道 I don't know.
我 I...
我總是覺得 I always just assumed that,
總有一天 我會跟一個非常好的男人在一起 one day,I'd end up with some great guy
這人既不是已婚 也不是個怪物 who's not married and not fucked up.
但是萬一我這輩子就這樣了呢 But what if this is it?
萬一這不是達到最后美好的結局之前 What if this isn't the shit I have to go through
中間所必經的壞事 to get to the good part?
萬一這就是我的美好結局呢 What if this is the good part?
怎么了 What's the matter?
真抱歉 真抱歉 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
肯定是因為抽了這玩意 只是 Oh, I'm sure it's just this, but...
你讓我很難過 ...you're making me very sad.
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
我的人生讓你難過到哭 My life is making you cry?
我的天哪 Oh, my God!
不不 Oh, no, no.
不 你別這樣 No, don't you start!
我很抱歉 I'm sorry!
不 No.
不 我很抱歉 No, I'm sorry!
不 是我很抱歉 No! I'm sorry!
家里還有 Is... is there any more
雞肉葡萄干餅干做的那種東西嗎 of that chicken-raisin-cookie shit?
多得是 Oh, there's tons.
午餐可能是沒戲了 I'm afraid it's a no on lunch.
是嗎 Aw. Really?
貝貝沒心情 Bev just isn't up for it.
我們還有很多事要做 We've got a lot to do.
要準備開始打包之類的 Starting to pack and whatnot.
懂的 Gotcha.
沒有關系 Well, that's fine.
或者你可以自己來不帶她 Unless you want to do it without her.
我覺得不合適吧 I don't think so.
有點怪怪的 It feels a little weird.
親愛的 吃個三明治而已 又不是亂搞 Sweetie, it's a sandwich, not a blow job.
不過她是真想要那個劇本 Although she really wants that script.
是嗎 Right.
而且你會喜歡她的 And you'll love Kim.
她以前是負責喜劇中心的 She used to run Comedy Central,
美國一個電視頻道
所以你知道 她很幽默的 so you know she's funny.
看你自己 Look, it's your call.
想想吧 Just think about it.
她來了 Oh, there she is!
親愛的 Hi, sweetie!
你好 Hello.
金·薩利 說到做到 Kim Sally, as promised,
把肖恩·林肯給你帶來了 this is Sean Lincoln.
你好 請坐 Hello. Oh. Please.
還是再來一次吧 不不 Actually, do it again. No, no.
好的 都坐下吧 Okay, all right. Let's take a seat.
真抱歉我們晚了這么久 Oh, I'm so sorry we're this late.
堵車太嚴重了 不過城里老這樣了 There was crazy traffic, as per usual in this town.
我們再過一遍 Let's run it again, okay?
我要踢你腦袋 I go to kick you in the head.
你從我腿下躲過去 對 You duck under my leg... Right.
抓住腿 對 ...grab the leg... Yeah.
然后從我下面把我另一只腿踢飛 ...then kick my other leg out from under me.
對 懂了 我們來吧 Okay. Got it. Let's do it.
你不用再演練一遍嗎 You don't need to mark it again?
不用 不用 我沒問題 來吧 No, no, no. I'm good. Let's go.
行 數到三 Okay. On 3.
一 二 1...2...
等等 是數到三還是 Wait. Is it on 3...
你逗我玩吧 You're shitting me.
你確定 You're sure?
這可真是太棒了 This is awesome!
-到時告訴我 -好消息嗎 - Well, let me know. - Good news?
你知道搶了我NBC預播集里角色的那人吧 You know that guy who got my part in the NBC pilot?
安東尼·博納·史密斯 Ah. Anthony Pawner Smith.
玩踢拳道發生事故 Just had a kickboxing accident.
癱瘓了 Paralyzed!
天哪 Oh, my God.
暫時的 Temporarily,
不過他是趕不上拍預播集了 but long enough that he can't do the pilot.
人家都癱瘓了 The man is paralyzed.
暫時的 Temporarily!
天哪 Jesus!
就不能為我高興一次嗎 Be happy for me for once!
我回來了 寶貝 We are back, baby!