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第三季 第七集
戏里戏外
前情提要
我与你同在 I'm here for you.
不论你需要什么 Whatever you need.
真的 Really?
你跟他睡了 You slept with him.
我发誓 I swear...
压根没空睡觉 There was no sleeping.
你们当时有个剧本在圈子里流传 You had a script that was going around back then.
当时大家都在讨论这事 It was all anyone talked about.
我很愿意再读一次 I'd love to read it again.
我们目前没打算再拍新戏 We're not looking to do another show here.
-别生我气 -好吧 - Don't be mad at me. - All right.
我刚刚跟福克斯电视台的金·萨利开会 I was just at a meeting with Kim Sally over at Fox.
你会介意我给她看看吗 Do you mind if I show it to her?
从一开始我就跟你说过 You knew from the beginning
我只要求两件事 there were only two things I asked...
对我好点 还有不要偷吃 Be nice and don't cheat.
我对你挺好的啊 I was nice.
早啊 Morning.
早 Hello.
我们在考虑 So, uh, we were thinking,
我们回伦敦之前想跟你们聚聚 it might be nice before we go back to London,
你和杰米过来吃晚饭吧 what do you say you and Jamie come over for dinner?
这周末怎么样 Maybe this weekend?
那个 杰米和我已经完了 Uh, actually, Jamie and I are kind of done.
-什么 -你开玩笑吧 - What? - No. You're kidding.
是啊 Yeah. So...
简直不敢相信 I can't believe it.
什么时候的事 When did this happen?
几天前吧 Uh, few days ago.
你什么也没说 And you never said anything.
你该告诉我们的 I wish you'd told us what happened.
不重要了 It doesn't matter.
这事跟你和莫宁女儿那事 I don't suppose it had anything to do
应该没什么关系吧 with your little thing with Morning's daughter.
好像有 Might've.
我的天 Oh, my God.
你这个大大的蠢蛋 You stupid, stupid man.
蠢蛋 Stupid.
你明明那么在乎她 You cared so much about her,
却为了这种事失去她 and to lose her over something like this...
还能怎么办 What are you gonna do?
那就这样了 So that's it?
你情感上的难过程度就这么点 That's the extent of your emotional pain?
你想让我说什么 What do you want me to say?
随便说点什么 Something!
学学人类 Be a human being!
你就一点愧疚也没有 也没遗憾 Is there no guilt? No regret?
还没完呢 Oh. So this isn't over.
你就这么让她离开 You're just gonna let her go?
那不然呢 As opposed to?
去争取啊 Fight for her!
请求她的原谅 Beg her forgiveness!
看看你失去了什么 Look at what you're losing.
她是你所遇见的最美好的事 She was the best thing that ever happened to you.
她让你变成了更好的人 She made you a better person.
行吧行吧 我要吃早饭了 Yeah, okay. I'm getting breakfast.
能不能边走边说 Can we walk and do this?
你想让我做什么 What do you want from me?
生活有时就是不如意 Shit happens.
生活没有不如意 Shit didn't happen.
是你让生活不如意 You made the shit happen.
随便吧 Whatever.
你背着她跟一个十九岁女孩睡觉 You cheated on her with a 19-year-old.
你看见那个十九岁女孩了吗 Did you see the 19-year-old?
不行 你可别想拉我下水 Oh, no. You're not taking me down with you.
我希望这是值得的 Well, I hope it was worth it.
你丢掉了这么美好的一段感情 You threw away a wonderful relationship
和这么优秀的一个女人 with an extraordinary woman.
她本来一整个礼拜都不该在 Hey, she was supposed to be gone all week.
是她自己回来早了 又不怪我 It's not my fault she came back early.
天哪 应该把你送到医院去研究一下 My God. You should be studied by doctors.
然后她突然出现了 Then she shows up,
像个侦探似的到处找蛛丝马迹 sniffing around like some detective.
你个没心肝的混蛋 You heartless fucker.
你内心是不是已经死了 Are you dead inside?
有可能 Probably.
这是熏火鸡肉还是普通的熏肉 You think this is Turkey bacon or regular bacon?
火鸡 那是普通的 Turkey. There's the regular.
你简直就反社会 You're a sociopath.
我估计这顿饭是不用吃了 So I guess dinner's off.
饿死你也不吃 Even if you were starving.
也许下一个会好点呢 Maybe the next one's better.
准备好了随时开始 Okay. Whenever you're ready.
我是蕾娜·奇维 I'm Rena Keevey
朗读雪莉·希格拉的未命名预播剧本 reading for the untitled Shelly Siegler pilot.
她刚在纽约制作了一部戏 She just did this play in New York.
应该是很有才华的 She's supposed to be brilliant.
听着就喜欢 Ooh. I like that.
我才不跟你说话 I'm not speaking to you.
是吗 我怎么觉得你在跟我说呢 Really? Sounds like you are.
我就不该说 Well, I shouldn't be.
我本来不想带亚伦去那个派对的 I so didn't want to take Aaron to that party.
我知道那是个坏主意 I knew it was a bad idea.
-发生什么了 -发生什么了 - What happened? - What happened?
发生的事情是 我们玩得很开心 We had a great time, is what happened.
她耳朵是不是很好笑 Are her ears funny?
很棒 他们现在 ...amazing, and now they...
好像是 Maybe.
好像有点像小蝙蝠的耳朵 They're kind of like little bat ears.
是这样吗 Is that what it is?
如果我们要拍连续剧了 Well, if we go to series,
她可以把耳朵夹起来 she could always get them clipped or something.
她会愿意吗 Would she do that?
拍连续剧还能不愿意 For a series?
-不是我的菜 -什么 - That's not for me. - What?
我说不好 她能挑起一部戏吗 I don't know. Is she a show?
感觉她一个人成不了戏 She doesn't feel like a show.
她感觉更像是好朋友的角色 She feels more best-friendy.
这是好朋友的戏 This is for the best friend.
是的 I do.
她演好朋友会不会太漂亮 Is she too pretty for the best friend?
除非女主角也是只蝙蝠 Only if the lead girl's another bat.
她看着像我以前参加露营的一个朋友 She looks like someone I went to camp with.
她能挑起一部戏吗 我们能找她不 Was she a show? Can we get her?
我该怎么办啊 What am I gonna do?
我一点也不觉得有才华 I'm not getting the "Brilliant" thing.
她手好大 She's got big hands.
她就像不搞笑版的那个谁 She's like a less funny what's-her-name.
跟他睡 Sleep with him?
你们觉得呢 What do you think?
她的声音听着好刺耳 Mm. Her voice annoys me.
都不知道我们该怎么给这戏选角 I don't know how we're going to cast this.
已经没有可用的人了 There's nobody good left.
这太糟糕了 太糟糕了 It's a bad thing... bad thing.
卡罗 卡斯特要见你 Carol? Castor needs to see you.
好的 Okay.
马上来 Right away.
好吧 All right.
你俩继续 Keep going without me.
我估计有事 I guess something came up.
你好 Hello?
肖恩 你好 Sean, hi.
-我是艾琳·杰菲 -你好 - It's Eileen Jaffee. - Oh, hello.
你听着喘不上气 You sound out of breath.
我刚买了张新桌子 I just got a new desk.
我觉得可能是调得太高了 I think I've got it set too high.
行吧 All right.
是这样 金看了你的剧本 So, Kim read your script.
-挺快啊 -是的 - That was fast. - I know.
然后呢 她都爱爱爱死了 And, of course, she loved, loved, loved it.
真的吗 Really?
她说她都笑得打滚了 She said she laughed her ass off.
她觉得剧本很有新意 She thought it was fresh.
她觉得很不一样 She thought it was different.
她说你们让她把袜子都笑掉了 She said you guys blew her socks off.
希望有人让她再把袜子笑回去 Well, hopefully she has someone to blow them back on.
我都不知道那啥意思 I have no idea what that means.
罗比 Robbie!
眼镜 Glasses.
然后呢 这个事还有一点点麻烦 Anyway, here's where it gets a little tricky.
麻烦什么意思 What do you mean, "Tricky"?
她想拍这个本子 She wants to make it.
我知道我们说过 这事没的讨论 I know we said that was off the table,
不过她说这就是她想找的本子 but she said it's exactly what she's looking for,
而且她认为 如果选角到位的话 and she thinks, with the right casting,
这剧本会红的 this could be a big fucking hit.
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
顺便 我告诉过你没 And, by the way, did I tell you?
金几乎每个本子都不带看第二眼的 Kim passes on almost everything.
不用我说 Well, obviously,
这确实让人听了很高兴 it's incredibly flattering,
如果由我自己做主的话 and if it were just me,
我二话不说就会同意 I'd do it in a heartbeat.
也许我们能把贝贝拉上船呢 Well...Maybe we can get Bev on board.
我觉得这不太可能 I'd say it's unlikely.
问问无妨嘛 Never hurts to ask.
这倒不好说 不过我今晚会跟她谈谈的 That's not always true, but I'll talk to her tonight.
-越快越好 -我知道的 - The sooner, the better. - No, I know.
不过我想如果 But I think if I broach
我在《冰球小子》拍摄日里提到这事 it in the middle of a hellish "Pucks" Day,
她更不可能同意 she's less likely to re-enlist.
天哪 他们还在让你们拍呢 God. They're still making you shoot those?
就没人在照顾你们吗 Is no one looking out for you guys?
这边谁在做你们经纪人呢 Who's representing you here?
没人 Uh, no one.
我们还是用我们在英国的经纪人 We've just still got our agent from the U.K....
斯坦利·理查森 Stanley Richardson.
我在伦敦待的时候认识斯坦利 Oh. I know Stanley, from my London days.
他现在得多少岁了 How old must he be by now?
没人知道 No one knows.
别人到他那个年纪都死了 Everyone else his age is dead.
我记得 他做的圣诞饼干特别好吃 I remember. He makes the best Christmas cookies.
相当好吃 所有人都知道的 Oh, absolutely. He's famous for them.
我可不知道 Well, I don't know
一个经纪人因为这事出名是不是什么好事 if that's what I'd want my agent to be famous for,
不过的确挺好吃的 but they are delicious.
我告诉你 I'm telling you,
那是我有史以来最火热的性经验 it is the hottest sex I have ever had.
所以今天散步又是这个话题 So it's gonna be one of those walks.
我们就在办公室里 突然之间 We'll be in the office, and all of a sudden,
他就 想要我 要占有我 he just, like, wants me and takes me...
就在此时此刻 Right there!
跟我以前的所有经历都 It's like nothing I've ever...
你跟默克不有时候也 Well, didn't you and Merc sometimes,
那个 在办公室里 you know, in the office?
是没错 Uh, yeah.
不过完全不一样的 But it's totally different.
这个就像《格雷的五十道阴影》一样火热 This is like "Fifty Shades of Grey" Hot.
著名情色小说 讲述女大学生和成功企业家的情爱故事
而那个就像 That was just...
五十道阴影 Fifty Shades of Gray.
你听听看 Get this...
我们在做的时候 When we're doing it,
他压根就不让我看他 he won't let me look at him.
他都不准你看他 You're not allowed to look at him?
不准 Nope.
当然我还是会看 只是在他没看到的时候 Of course, I do, but only when he's not looking.
你还喜欢这样 And you like that?
他喜欢 所以 Well, he likes it, so...
我希望他开心 I want to make him happy.
你有机会告诉他怎么样会让你开心吗 And do you get to tell him what makes you happy?
他不让我跟他说话的 Oh, he doesn't like it when I talk.
-从来 -当时 - Ever? - During.
可真棒 That's nice.
-实际上 -怎么 - In fact... - Yes?
有时候他会把手放在我嘴上 ...sometimes he puts his hand over my mouth.
天哪 那你能呼吸吗 Oh, my God. Can you breathe?
能 用鼻子 Yeah. Through my nose.
而且有时候他会把手指松开一点点 And sometimes he opens his fingers a little bit,
或者我努力把它们分开 or I pry them apart.
真有意思 Fun.
你有听说过这样的吗 You ever heard of anything like that?
帕蒂·赫斯特绑架案之后就没有了 Not since Patty Hearst was kidnapped.
传媒大亨千金 被绑架后加入抢劫团伙 著名的斯德哥尔摩症候群案例
你觉得这样很奇怪吗 You think it's weird?
我还远没有资格去评判人家在卧室里的行为 Far be it for me to judge what anyone does in the bedroom
或者办公桌上的 or over a desk.
但是你觉得这很糟糕 But you think it's fucked up?
有一点吧 Little bit. Yeah.
但是 如果你能接受 But... if you're okay with it,
而你又在其他时间很享受 and you're having fun the rest of the time...
你什么意思 What do you mean?
这些就是所有的时间了 Those are the times.
我是说 比如 I mean, like...
你们出去吃饭的时候 When you go out to dinner.
你们不会出去吃饭 You don't go out to dinner?
目前还没有 Well, not yet.
别的呢 Anything?
看电影 Movies?
在他家玩 Hanging out at his house?
我还没去过他家 Oh, I haven't been to his house yet.
我们只在办公室做爱 We only have sex in the office.
我们进展得比较慢 We're taking it slow.
你在做什么呢 What are you making?
一开始是要做红烧鸡肉 Oh. It started out as chicken stir-fry.
然后就不知道怎么回事了 It may have got away from me.
葡萄干是咋回事 Are those raisins?
我打算在回家之前 I'm trying to use up everything
把橱柜里的东西都用光 in the cupboard before we go home.
隐隐约约觉得很可怕 That's potentially terrifying.
你知道谁打电话了吗 Oh. You know who called?
艾琳·杰菲 Eileen Jaffee.
艾琳·杰菲是谁 Who's Eileen Jaffee?
我们在餐厅里遇到的那个经纪人 That agent we met at the restaurant.
对 Oh. Right.
她想干吗 What'd she want?
她很喜欢我们发给她的剧本 She loved the script we sent her.
那太好了 Aww. That's nice.
尝尝 Taste.
怎么会有甜味 What's sweet?
杏仁饼干 我们还剩了点 Amaretto biscuits. We had a few left.
你知道 不是所有东西都非得加进去 Right. You know, not everything has to be an ingredient.
总之吧 Uh, anyway...
艾琳非常喜欢那个剧本 Eileen loved the script so much...
就发给了她在福克斯电视台的一个朋友 ...she sent it to a friend of hers
这人好像是个什么角色 who's a big deal at Fox
然后这人说是爱爱爱死了 who apparently also loved, loved, loved it.
三个爱呢 Huh. Three "Loves."
听着好像有点太多了 That's almost too many.
据艾琳说 这个叫金的女的 According to Eileen, this woman, Kim something,
被剧本震惊了 was so knocked out...
我的天 Oh, dear God.
她想拍这个本子 ...she wants to make it.
我想说我们至少应该讨论一下的 Thought we should at least discuss it.
没错 Right.
我这边的意见很简单 Well, my side of the conversation will be brief.
你想说不 You're thinking no.
我想说不 I'm thinking no.
我在祈祷不 我求你了 I'm praying no. I'm begging no.
我就想到你会这么说 Which is what I figured you'd say.
我懂的 Look, I get it.
是很让人高兴 It's flattering.
不过这些混蛋总是说些让人高兴的话 Oh, but these fuckers are always flattering.
他们就是这么会让人高兴 They're professionally flattering.
对 Heh, right.
亲爱的 求你了 Darling, please.
我们保持原计划 Let's stick to the plan.
原计划多好啊 It's a good plan.
我们两周后就走了 We're gone in two weeks.
就差这么一点点 We're so close.
我们就是逃离阿尔卑斯山的冯特拉普一家 We're the Von Trapps escaping over the alps.
电影《音乐之声》原型 一家人从纳粹魔爪逃向美国
我们能做到的 We can make it.
玛利亚 拜托了 别又回去 Maria, please, let's not go back
《音乐之声》女主原型
给纳粹再献上一首歌了 and give the Nazis one more song.
我今早是在摄影棚前面 Did I see Jamie's car
-看到杰米的车了吗 -是啊 怎么了 - in front of the stage this morning? - Yeah. Why?
这是不是意味着你们俩 So, does this mean you two are?
不不不 Oh, no, no, no.
她在我家还有一些东西 She left some of her crap at my house,
所以我的助手把东西还给了她的司机 so my assistant was giving it back to her driver.
你的助手和她的司机 Ah. Your assistant and her driver.
听起来真是好情绪化的告别呢 Sounds like quite the emotional goodbye.
你怎么也开始对我说教了 Uh, hey, don't you start giving me shit, too.
我道歉 不过这次我跟贝贝站在一条战线上 I'm sorry, but I'm kind of with Bev on this one.
我们使了多大的牛劲来挽救我们的感情 We worked so bloody hard to save our relationship.
而你 你直接就丢掉了 就像是 And you... you just throw it away like...
纸巾 Tissues.
操你妹 Fuck you.
纸巾 Tissues.
我也在感情中付出过很多努力 I've worked hard on relationships.
可不是 Right.
-我有过 -真的 - I have. - Really?
你以为我和戴安就没努力过 You think me and Diane didn't try?
我们能做的一切都做了 We did everything we could.
我们去做心理咨询 We went to counseling.
还来了个三人行 We had a threesome.
三人行 A threesome?
你就是这么努力的 That's your idea of "Working hard"?
只要找对方法 这就是在努力 It is if you're doing it right.
拜托 Aw, come on.
好吧 你想听实话 All right. You want to know the truth?
简直就是场灾难 It was a fucking disaster.
你的三人行是场灾难 Your threesome was a disaster?
是的 It was.
这整件事是戴安的主意 Look, the whole thing was Diane's idea.
我们当时情况已经一塌糊涂了 We were already in the shitter,
她认为再加进来一个女孩可能会有帮助 and she thought bringing in another girl might help.
当然你是不可能拒绝的 And, of course, you didn't say no.
戴安有一个朋友 Anyway, Diane gets this friend of hers,
她瑜伽班上的一个什么人 some girl from her yoga class.
这人特别感兴趣 And she's totally up for it.
她就来了 So she comes over.
我们喝了点酒 都上了床 We have some wine, and we all get into bed.
这哪里灾难了 And the disastrous part is?
结果发现我对那朋友的兴趣远超过对戴安 Turns out I was into the friend way more than Diane.
戴安是很棒 I mean, Diane's awesome,
不过她是我俩孩子的妈 所以 but she's the mother of my children, so...
所以更难把她物化成性对象 So more difficult to objectify?
不是不是 No, no, no.
-下面松了 -什么 - Looser pussy. - What?
你知道 你从里面挤出两个孩子来 You know, you push two kids out of there. It's...
不过另一个女孩就 But this other girl was...
你好 Hello?
你好啊亲 我是艾琳 Hi, honey. It's Eileen.
你跟贝贝聊过了吗 Did you have a chance to talk with Bev?
有的 我聊过了 Ohh. Y-yes. Yes, I did.
然后呢 So?
就像我们当时所预计的一样 So pretty much as we expected.
她说不行 She said no?
她说不行 She said no.
这里边还有没有点回旋的余地了 Don't suppose there's any wiggle room?
没有 就这么点地了 Uh, no. We are snug.
我们试过了 Well, we tried.
是这样 That we did.
另外 猜猜我刚跟谁通过话了 Meanwhile, guess who I just talked to.
斯坦利·理查森 Stanley Richardson.
真的 Really?
我因为别的事给他打电话 I had to call him about another piece of business,
不过我们说到你们俩 but we were talking about you guys
然后说到福克斯台有多喜欢你们的剧本 and how excited Fox is about your script.
不能拍的剧本 Which can't happen.
不过如果有机会能拍 But if something did happen,
斯坦利说他同意我们一起合作 Stanley said he'd be fine with us working together on it.
你觉得怎么样 How are you with that?
不过这事没戏的 But nothing's gonna happen.
没错 Exactly.
反正这事也没戏 Well, if you want half of nothing,
你想掺和就掺和吧 I'm sure it's all right.
太好了 Great!
我得打给金 通知她这个坏消息 Well, I'll call Kim and give her the bad news.
你能相信吗 Do you believe this?
居然会有客户不愿意让剧本出头 I've got the only clients who don't want a show picked up!
真抱歉 Oh. Sorry about that.
别这么想 Oh, please. Don't give it another thought.
今天愉快哦亲 Have a good one, sweetie.
拜拜 Bye-bye.
罗比 我的椰汁给我拿来了吗 Robbie, can I have my coconut water now,
还是我直接去死得了 or should I just go fuck myself?!
这真是 That was so...
现在能说话了吗 Is it okay to talk now?
可以 可以 Yeah, yeah.
好的 Oh, good.
这太棒了 That was great.
你看见我电话了吗 Have you seen my phone?
什么 What?
在哪呢 Oh, there it is.
那 So, uh...
你想干点什么吗 ...you want to do something?
你什么意思 What do you mean?
就是 比如说 出去吃个饭 You know, like, maybe go out for dinner or...
-不去 -行 - No. - Oh. Okay.
那改天晚上再去 Maybe another night.
那你想干点什么别的吗 Anything else you want to do?
想去洗车 Want to get my car washed.
很好 Great.
好主意 Good idea.
有没有人想要玉米热狗肠 Who wants a corn dog?
不要 Nah.
没关系 That's okay.
我重新来过 Let me rephrase that.
我想要玉米热狗肠 I want a corn dog.
-爸爸 -怎么 - Daddy? - Yeah?
妈妈讨厌的那个阿姨在那 There's that lady who mommy hates.
你妈讨厌的人多了去了 Well, that could be a lot of people.
天哪 Oh, Jesus.
咱们这样 Uh, okay. You know what?
你们俩去那边 Why don't you guys go play
书店旁边的按摩椅那里玩 on the massage chair at brookstone,
我待会过去找你们 好吗 and I'll meet you there in a little while, okay?
-好 -快点 - Okay! - Hurry.
我跟你赛跑 I'll race you.
开什么玩笑 Seriously?
我的天哪 嗨 Oh, my God! Hi!
你干什么呢 What are you doing?
我跟我孩子来的 I'm here with my kids.
如果戴安发现你还在干这事 If Diane finds out you're still doing this,
我就彻底完蛋了 I am totally fucked!
我没有 我发誓 I'm not! I swear.
你现在是告诉我这纯粹是巧合 Right. You're telling me this is a coincidence?
是啊 有时候还真是挺巧的 Yeah. I guess sometimes they really happen.
行了吧 我可不傻 Come on. I'm not stupid.
我们到这里来了太多次了 We've been here too many times.
我没有 真的 I wasn't, really.
拉拉 Labes!
抱歉 Sorry.
我只能把车停在街上 I had to park on the street.
你都不会相信 Can you believe these fuckers
这些混蛋现在停车还收费了 are charging to park here now?
没关系 我也刚到 It's okay. I just got here, too.
乔 Oh. Joe,
这是马特 马特 这是乔 this is Matt. Matt, Joe.
你是 哇 You're... wow.
你们是怎么 How do you guys...
我当年病得快死的时候 Uh, so, back when I was supposed to die,
愿望成真基金帮我见到了马特 Matt was my make-a-wish wish.
帮助重病患儿达成愿望的公益基金
不错啊 No shit.
那之后我们就一直是朋友了 Yeah And we've stayed friends ever since.
对 就是 Yeah. That's, uh...
对 Yeah.
很酷 Very cool.
我喜欢你演的电视 I love your show.
真的 Seriously?
《冰球小子》 "Pucks"?
《冰球小子》是啥 What's "Pucks"?
行吧 Right. Uh...
谢谢你 Thank you.
所以说你们俩 So, you guys...
你们算是 You're like...
对 我们算是 Yeah. We are like.
那个 你们是什么时候 So, when did...
是怎么 How did you...
你还记得上一次我见你吗 Remember the last time that I saw you?
记得 Uh... yeah.
就第二天 我当时 在星巴克 So, the next day, I'm, like, in Starbucks.
你知道他们怎么叫名字的吧 And you know how they call your name?
这家伙就笑了 Well, this guy laughs...
好像很好笑一样 Like it's funny.
拜托 拉比亚 Come on! "Labia"?
可指阴唇
我还以为你在耍他们玩 I thought you were just fucking with them.
然后我就说 Yeah. So I'm like,
真抱歉我的名字不像乔那么有趣 "Look, sorry if it's not as interesting as 'Joe.'"
写在我杯子上的 It was on my cup.
我懂 Sure.
总而言之 我们就开始聊天了 然后 So, anyway, we got to talking, and then...
我也不知道 我们就开始干别的事 I don't know... we got to doing other stuff.
一直到现在还在干 And we're still doing it.
你怎么样 你还好吗 So, how are you? Are you well?
我挺好的 Yeah. I'm well.
你呢 好吗 Are you... well?
我很好 挺好的 Yeah. I am. I'm good.
这样很健康 It's healthy.
我们这叫 健康 Oh. We're "Healthy"?
我们非常健康 Yeah. We're very healthy.
好吧 Okay. Mm.
你那样说起来更好听 It's better when you say it like that.
那个 我们打算要去文身 Well, anyway, we're gonna go get tattoos, so...
很高兴遇见你 It was nice meeting you.
保重 Take care.
回见 Yeah Uh... see you around.
或者不见 Or not.
孩子 我 The kids. I...
我跟金谈了剧本的事 So, I spoke to Kim about the script.
当然了 她心都碎了 Of course, she's heartbroken.
不过不用担心她 But she's a big girl.
她懂的 She gets it.
代我俩向她道谢 Well, thank her again for us.
要不你亲自向她道谢吧 If you want, you can thank her yourself.
她会很愿意在你俩回家之前 She'd love to take you guys to lunch
请你们吃个午餐 before you fly home.
-真的 -她只是想见见你们 - Really? - She just wants to meet you
向你们表达一下她的仰慕 and tell you what a huge fan she is.
我跟贝贝谈一下 看她愿不愿意吧 Let me talk to Bev and see if she's up for it.
别有压力 行不行告诉我一声 No pressure. Let me know.
看她愿不愿意做什么 See if she's up for what?
福克斯台那个女的想请我们吃午饭 That woman from Fox wants to take us to lunch.
-我不是 -不不不 - Didn't... - Bup-bup-bup!
她知道她不能用我们的剧本 She totally gets that she can't have our script.
那为什么 Then why...
她只是想向我们表达一下她的仰慕 She just wants to tell us what a big fan she is.
我们已经知道了啊 Which we already know.
谢谢你了 福克斯台的女人 Thank you, woman from Fox.
也许不错呢 Might be nice.
免费午餐呢 Free lunch.
亲爱的 我都愿意为她的科布沙拉买单 Darling, I'd happily pay for her Cobb Salad
只要那顿饭我不用到场就行 if I didn't have to be there when she eats it.
所以还是不去呗 So that's a no, then?
不去 同时伴以蓝奶酪 It's a no, with blue cheese on the side.
所以 西拉他所[虚构药物]的摄入量 So, you're down to, what...
你目前已经减到了一周两次 Twice a week with the seritaxyl?
对 Right.
还是会产生一些莫名其妙的 Still experiencing any unwanted, uh...
勃起事故 Erectile incidents?
有一些 没那么多了 Some. Not as many.
很好 既然这样的话 Good. In that case,
我们可以完全停止西拉他所 we can probably stop with the seritaxyl entirely
逐渐增加立麻闪[同为虚构] and start increasing the limatran.
这种药不会让人性饥渴吧 That one doesn't make you horny, does it?
不会 实际上正好相反 No. In fact, quite the opposite.
有时候会导致性欲减退 Sometimes there's actually a lessening of sexual interest.
好的 Oh. Good.
希望小鸡鸡听你的话 From your lips to my dick.
这不正是你想要的吗 Isn't this what you wanted...
让她忘掉你 for her to get over you?
是 没错 Yeah. Sure.
可是谁会被自己的跟踪狂甩了 But being dumped by your stalker?
别这样想啊 Come on, now.
你俩也有过美好的时光 You had a good run.
也是 I guess.
只是想起来觉得很奇怪 It's just weird knowing
我可能再也不会有别的跟踪狂了 I'll probably never have another one.
这谁知道呢 You don't know that.
不会再有了 Nah. That was it.
你觉得哈里森·福特还会有跟踪狂吗 You think Harrison Ford's still getting stalkers?
星战演员 71岁
沃伦·比蒂还会有吗 Or Warren Beatty?
著名演员 77岁
那个时间一过就不会有了 There's a window.
我们的生活可太不一样了 We lead very different lives.
我也有过别的跟踪狂 可是 You know, I've had other stalkers, but...
没有这样的 Nothing like this.
十五年呐 This was 15 years.
我认识她的时候她还是个小孩 I met her when she was a kid.
小孩子长得很快的 They grow up so fast.
不是 说真的 No, seriously.
这可能是我人生中最长的一段感情了 It's probably the longest relationship of my life.
这话听着可太糟心了 That's not disturbing at all.
我忍受了她这么多年 All those years I put up with her shit...
她现在决定结束了 Now she decides it's over?
别啊 这样是最好的结局了 Oh, come on. It's for the best.
-你知道的 -是啊是啊 - You know it is. - Yeah, yeah.
可她看起来已经 忘掉我了 But she's seemed so... over me.
你懂吗 我就像是个路人甲 You know? Like I was just some... person.
我以前看着她的眼睛 会看到疯狂 I used to look into her eyes and see the crazy.
现在 Today...
什么也没有了 Nothing.
就像是 It was like...
里边的光亮黯淡了 Like the light went out.
他现在压根不想跟我搞了 Now he doesn't even want to have sex with me.
-完全不想了 -对 - Never? - Nope.
他不让我碰他 He won't let me touch him.
他很疏离 He's distant.
很情绪化 He's moody.
不过我这边听起来 Although from the sounds of it,
他总是疏离而且情绪化 he was always distant and moody.
唯一的区别在于 The only difference is,
他现在没有在桌子上操你了 now he's not fucking you over a desk.
我知道 I know.
我做了什么呢 What did I do?
可能是我太心急了 Maybe I pushed too hard.
我是太心急了吗 Did I push too hard?
我就问了他想不想一起吃晚餐 All I did was ask him if he wanted to have dinner.
你要求太高了 Oh, you demanding bitch.
那是为什么 Well, then why?
这重要吗 Does it matter?
既然结束了你就谢天谢地吧 Just be thankful that it's over.
你真的觉得结束了吗 You really think it's over?
我希望如此 I hope so.
按照你给我描述的种种 From everything you said,
这人没有任何感情 he's emotionally detached...
可能很厌恶女人 Possibly a misogynist.
他在性交的时候都不让你看他 He wouldn't let you look at him
连话都不让你跟他说 or talk to him when you're having sex.
每个人不都有缺点吗 Listen, you can find negative things to say about anybody.
他用手捂住你的嘴 He covered your mouth with his hand.
也不总这样 Not always!
随你便 Fine!
天哪 Oh, God.
我为什么总是遇上这种事 Why does this keep happening to me?
我这辈子还能幸福吗 Am I ever gonna be happy?
能 Yes.
真的 Really?
我不知道 I don't know.
我 I...
我总是觉得 I always just assumed that,
总有一天 我会跟一个非常好的男人在一起 one day,I'd end up with some great guy
这人既不是已婚 也不是个怪物 who's not married and not fucked up.
但是万一我这辈子就这样了呢 But what if this is it?
万一这不是达到最后美好的结局之前 What if this isn't the shit I have to go through
中间所必经的坏事 to get to the good part?
万一这就是我的美好结局呢 What if this is the good part?
怎么了 What's the matter?
真抱歉 真抱歉 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
肯定是因为抽了这玩意 只是 Oh, I'm sure it's just this, but...
你让我很难过 ...you're making me very sad.
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
我的人生让你难过到哭 My life is making you cry?
我的天哪 Oh, my God!
不不 Oh, no, no.
不 你别这样 No, don't you start!
我很抱歉 I'm sorry!
不 No.
不 我很抱歉 No, I'm sorry!
不 是我很抱歉 No! I'm sorry!
家里还有 Is... is there any more
鸡肉葡萄干饼干做的那种东西吗 of that chicken-raisin-cookie shit?
多得是 Oh, there's tons.
午餐可能是没戏了 I'm afraid it's a no on lunch.
是吗 Aw. Really?
贝贝没心情 Bev just isn't up for it.
我们还有很多事要做 We've got a lot to do.
要准备开始打包之类的 Starting to pack and whatnot.
懂的 Gotcha.
没有关系 Well, that's fine.
或者你可以自己来不带她 Unless you want to do it without her.
我觉得不合适吧 I don't think so.
有点怪怪的 It feels a little weird.
亲爱的 吃个三明治而已 又不是乱搞 Sweetie, it's a sandwich, not a blow job.
不过她是真想要那个剧本 Although she really wants that script.
是吗 Right.
而且你会喜欢她的 And you'll love Kim.
她以前是负责喜剧中心的 She used to run Comedy Central,
美国一个电视频道
所以你知道 她很幽默的 so you know she's funny.
看你自己 Look, it's your call.
想想吧 Just think about it.
她来了 Oh, there she is!
亲爱的 Hi, sweetie!
你好 Hello.
金·萨利 说到做到 Kim Sally, as promised,
把肖恩·林肯给你带来了 this is Sean Lincoln.
你好 请坐 Hello. Oh. Please.
还是再来一次吧 不不 Actually, do it again. No, no.
好的 都坐下吧 Okay, all right. Let's take a seat.
真抱歉我们晚了这么久 Oh, I'm so sorry we're this late.
堵车太严重了 不过城里老这样了 There was crazy traffic, as per usual in this town.
我们再过一遍 Let's run it again, okay?
我要踢你脑袋 I go to kick you in the head.
你从我腿下躲过去 对 You duck under my leg... Right.
抓住腿 对 ...grab the leg... Yeah.
然后从我下面把我另一只腿踢飞 ...then kick my other leg out from under me.
对 懂了 我们来吧 Okay. Got it. Let's do it.
你不用再演练一遍吗 You don't need to mark it again?
不用 不用 我没问题 来吧 No, no, no. I'm good. Let's go.
行 数到三 Okay. On 3.
一 二 1...2...
等等 是数到三还是 Wait. Is it on 3...
你逗我玩吧 You're shitting me.
你确定 You're sure?
这可真是太棒了 This is awesome!
-到时告诉我 -好消息吗 - Well, let me know. - Good news?
你知道抢了我NBC预播集里角色的那人吧 You know that guy who got my part in the NBC pilot?
安东尼·博纳·史密斯 Ah. Anthony Pawner Smith.
玩踢拳道发生事故 Just had a kickboxing accident.
瘫痪了 Paralyzed!
天哪 Oh, my God.
暂时的 Temporarily,
不过他是赶不上拍预播集了 but long enough that he can't do the pilot.
人家都瘫痪了 The man is paralyzed.
暂时的 Temporarily!
天哪 Jesus!
就不能为我高兴一次吗 Be happy for me for once!
我回来了 宝贝 We are back, baby!