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第三季 第八集
戲里戲外
前情提要
午餐可能是沒戲了 I am afraid it's a no on lunch.
貝貝沒心情 Bev just isn't up for it.
或者你可以自己來不帶她 Unless you want to do it without her.
我覺得不合適吧 It feels a little weird.
親愛的 吃個三明治而已 又不是亂搞 Sweetie, it's a sandwich, not a blow job.
金·薩利 說到做到 Kim sally, as promised,
把肖恩·林肯給你帶來了 this is sean lincoln.
-這可真是太棒了 -有好消息嗎 - This is awesome! - Good news?
你知道搶了我NBC試播集角色的那人吧 You know that guy who got my part in the NBC pilot?
癱瘓了 paralyzed!
天哪 Oh, my god.
人家都癱瘓了 The man is paralyzed.
老天 Jesus!
就不能為我高興一次嗎 Be happy for me for once!
來了 There he is!
有什么事 So, what's up?
我應該擔心嗎 Should I be worried?
干嗎 What?
我就不能請我最喜歡的客戶吃個午飯嗎 I can't take my favorite client to lunch?
我們有很多值得慶祝的事 We got a lot to celebrate.
《冰球小子》最后一周 Last week of "Pucks."
值得來份牛排沙拉 It's worth a steak salad.
行 好的 Okay. Good.
我剛剛挺緊張 I got nervous.
以為你會告訴我 Thought you were gonna tell me,
說那個家伙又不癱瘓了 like, that guy's not paralyzed anymore.
放松 情況比剛開始想的要嚴重多了 Relax. It's apparently a lot worse than they thought.
那我就放心了 Okay. Phew!
那NBC這事進展到哪了 So, where are we with the NBC thing?
定下來了嗎 Do we have a deal?
那我是該擔心 So I should be worried.
不是 倒不需要特別擔心 No, not "Worried" Worried.
是這樣 那個作者 那個英國人 Now, look -- the writer, the british guy,
非常想要你 Totally wants you.
你是他的首選 目前只考慮你一個人 You're his first choice, only one on his list.
-什么這樣那樣的 -然后呢 - Blah, blah, blah. - So?
然后電視臺說他們需要聽你讀劇本 So the network is saying that they need to hear you read.
去他的 Get the fuck out.
我能怎么說啊 What can I tell you?
你從沒演過正劇 You've never done drama.
-他們看過《冰球小子》沒有 -對 - Have they seen "Pucks"? - Yeah.
這很可能就是他們想讓你讀劇本的另一個原因 That's probably another reason they want you to read.
去他們的 Well, screw them.
我才不會給他們讀劇本 I'm not reading for NBC.
我在那工作了十二年 I worked there for 12 years.
那都是上輩子的事了 That was a lifetime ago.
你當時在的時候的那些人 Everyone who was there when you were there,
都已經成了供在案板上的骨灰了 they're that pile of bones in the corner.
天哪 Jesus.
試鏡 Audition?
我懂 不過世界就是這樣樣子 I know, but that's the world we live in.
如果露西爾·鮑爾活過來 If Lucille Ball came back from the dead,
在美國演藝圈活躍了半個世紀的著名喜劇演員
他們也會讓她讀劇本 看她是不是還搞笑 They'd make her read to see if she's still funny.
不過我倒是覺得 她到最后 Although I got to say, she wasn't...
已經沒那么搞笑了 that funny at the end.
到最后沒人能搞笑得起來 Nobody's funny at the end.
如果我們拒絕呢 What if we say no?
那他們也會拒絕 Well, then they say no.
聽我說 我在這件事上 Listen, I've been around and around
跟這些蠢貨已經來回談好幾次了 with these idiots on this.
這樣不行的 It's a nonstarter.
如果你真想演這個 If you really want it --
你知道我想演的 You know I want it.
但我不會去讀劇本的 But I'm not reading.
你確定 You sure?
太侮辱人了 It's insulting.
他們知道我的能力 They know what I can do.
我才不會去給他們跳火圈 I'm not gonna jump through their hoops.
行 那我就這么跟他們說 Okay. That's what I'll tell them.
-天老爺 -我也覺得 - Christ. - I know!
我還能說什么呢 What can I say?
簡直就是操他大爺的 It's a giant hairy ass fuck.
我們可以點餐了 We're ready to order.
我覺得是時候停藥了 I'm thinking it's time to stop taking the meds.
我嚴肅反對 I firmly disagree.
我告訴你 我真心感覺挺好的 I'm telling you, I really feel okay.
我很鎮靜 我很踏實 I'm calm. I'm centered.
那些不該說話的東西也沒有說話了 Nothing's talking that shouldn't be talking.
我感覺挺好的 I'm really good.
你之所以感覺好就是因為你在吃藥 The reason you're good is because of the meds.
你如果現在停藥 絕對是個錯誤 It would be a huge mistake to stop now.
我怎么強調都不為過 I cannot stress this enough.
行吧 行吧 Okay. Okay.
我知道了 I hear you.
沒問題 That's fine.
你真是安靜得可怕 You're awfully quiet.
是嗎 Am I?
“是嗎”這兩個字 Well, considering "Am I?"
就是出發到現在你說的第一句話 所以是的 is the first thing you've said since we started, yes.
那么“是嗎”也會成為你說的最后一句話嗎 So, is "Am I?" Also the last thing you're going to say?
有可能 Maybe.
到底什么事 What's going on?
沒事 Nothing.
什么 What?
什么 "What?"
你今天好奇怪 You are acting very weird.
-是嗎 -不是嗎 - Am I? - Aren't you?
我就說一句話 I'll just say this --
這個城里是沒有秘密的 There are no secrets in this town.
不過你看起來倒像是有 And yet you seem to have one.
不覺得好笑嗎 Isn't it funny?
你一天到晚的批判別人 With all your judgments
總是占領著道德制高點 and your moral high ground --
這就對了 有話就說 There you go. Let it out.
“這里所有人都好虛偽 "Everyone's so phony here.
“誰都不能相信 "You can't trust anyone.
“他們都當著你的面撒謊” They'll lie to your face."
你猜怎么著 well, guess what.
你比我們任何人都好不到哪去 You're no better than we are!
而且我絕不可能做出你對我做的事情來 In fact, I would never do to you what you did to me!
我不得不說 I have to say
我現在既困惑又很激動 I am now simultaneously troubled and excited
想知道我到底做了什么 to find out what I did.
還有 謝謝你那詭異的模仿 And thank you for the uncanny impression, by the way.
你真覺得我不會發現嗎 Did you actually think that I wouldn't find out?
你這簡直是折磨人 This is torture.
我知道你在跟福克斯的金·薩利推銷劇本 I know you're shopping a script to Kim Sally at Fox.
什么 誰是金·薩利 What?! Who's...Kim sally?
誰是金·薩利 "Who's kim sally?"
如果你發現 How would you feel if you found out...
如果你發現你自以為 If you found out that the person
是好朋友的那個人 you thought was your best friend -- ha ha! --
在偷偷地向另一個電視臺賣劇本 was secretly shopping a script
你會怎么想 to another network?
我壓根就不知道你到底在說什么 I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
真的嗎 真的嗎 Oh, really?! Really?!
那肖恩為什么跟金·薩利 Then why was Sean having lunch
和艾琳·杰菲一起吃午飯了 with kim sally and eileen jaffee?
別告訴我他們沒有 And don't tell me they weren't,
因為我在場 我看見他們了 'cause I was there, and I saw them.
行 好吧 是的 Okay, fine. Yeah, fine.
我跟她們吃了個午餐 I had a bite of lunch with them,
不過沒什么的 But it was nothing.
就吃了個總會三明治 A club sandwich.
還有開胃菜 There were also appetizers,
而且我敢肯定他們一起吃了一個圣代 And I'm pretty sure they split a sundae.
我們什么時候開始單獨跟別人開會了 Since when do we take meetings without each other?
沒有開會 吃個三明治而已 Not a meeting. A sandwich.
胡扯 Bullshit!
在這個城里 沒有人單純地“吃個三明治” Nobody "Takes a sandwich" In this town.
你說你不想去 Look, you said you didn't want to go.
你沒說我不能去啊 You didn't say I couldn't go.
真的嗎 Really?
這就是你抓住的漏洞 That's your loophole?
漏洞就是漏洞 照樣算 A loophole's a loophole. It counts.
-別 -別 - Don't. - Don't.
那你的計劃具體是什么樣的 And what was your plan, exactly?
你是打算背著我把這部戲拍了是嗎 Were you gonna do the whole show behind my back?
“親愛的 你記得抽屜里那個劇本吧 "Darling, you know that script from the drawer?
“恭喜 已經拍到第九季了” Congratulations! It's in its ninth year."
不 不 No. No.
我說的很明白 I was very clear.
她知道她拍不了的 She knows she can't have it.
沒錯 她拍不了 Damn straight she can't have it.
如果有人要拍這個本子 那也得是我 If anyone's getting it, I'm getting it.
你也拍不了 You're not getting it.
-我想要的 -為什么 你都沒有讀過 - I want it. - Why? You haven't even read it.
-我讀過 -你讀過 - I read it! - You read it.
艾琳給我看的 Eileen gave it to me.
真的 你覺得怎么樣 Really? What'd you think?
我的天哪 Oh, my god!
如果《冰球小子》有這本子一半好 If "Pucks" was half this good,
你們就不會停播了 you'd still be on the air.
這話真是讓人又高興又難過 Flattered and hurt.
你們兩個 那個本子真的很棒 You guys, it's so good!
我發誓 如果讓我們拍 I swear, if you let us do it,
我們一個字也不會改 we won't change a word.
真的 你能把這話寫下來嗎 Really? Could you put that in writing?
你干嗎呢 不行 不行 What are you doing? No, no, no.
我把話給你說清楚了 Let me be absolutely clear with you,
還有你 總會三明治先生 And you, Mr. Club Sandwich --
這個劇本不會給你 This script isn't going to you.
也不會給福克斯 It isn't going to Fox.
它要去的地方只能是我們帶回家的箱子 The only place it's going is in our suitcase home.
好吧 Okay.
我完全理解你的意思 I totally hear you.
-可是 -那你還沒理解我的意思 - But -- - Obviously, you don't hear me.
我有的 I do!
-可是 -不 別再“可是”了 - But - No. No more "Buts."
行 Fine!
我只想 I just --
別“可是”也別“只想”了 No "Buts" And no "Justs."
你要么把這事忘掉 要么我倆就此結束 Either you let go of this, or you and I are done.
這是你的真心話時刻 This is your moment of truth.
你是要做我的朋友 Are you my friend,
還是要做電視臺吸血鬼 Or are you some bloodsucking network vampire?
我為什么非得二者選其一啊 Why do I have to pick one or the other?
抱歉了 Sorry.
是時候做出選擇了 It's time to choose.
立馬的 Now.
行吧 Fine!
我是你的朋友 I'm your friend.
不過我一點也不開心 But I'm not happy about it!
謝謝你 Thank you.
那你就別再提這事了 Then you don't mention this again.
也不許背著我們去攛掇這事 You don't pursue it behind our backs.
結束了 It's over.
我能問一個問題嗎 Can I just ask one question?
先別生氣 And don't get mad.
如果我選了另一個呢 What if I'd picked the other one?
你有可能會把它給我嗎 Any way you would have given it to me?
行 Fine!
朋友 Friend.
我告訴你們 你們回倫敦之前 Oh. I'm telling you, you guys can't go back to london
不能不嘗一嘗這個 until you've tried one of these.
是嘛 我以為可以不嘗呢 See? And I thought we could.
真的 你們會感謝我的 You'll see. You're gonna thank me.
我們不是很愛吃熱狗 We're not really hot-dog people.
怎么會有人不喜歡吃熱狗 How can you not be hot-dog people?
主要是鈉和硝酸鹽含量太高 It's just all the sodium and nitrates.
而且 沒人知道這里邊放了些啥 Plus, god only knows what else is ground up in them.
說實話 我更關心腸衣用的什么 Frankly, I'm more concerned about the casings.
他們應該還是用的豬大腸吧 I assume they still use pig intestines.
我都忘了跟你們分享東西是多有趣的事 I forgot how fun it is to share shit with you.
我的宣傳 Publicist.
嗨 貝絲 Hey, beth.
嗨 親 Hi, honey.
我要把杰森加進來多人通話 I'm gonna conference Jason in.
您已經接通了杰森 You're on with Jason.
哥們 Hey, bud.
嘿 怎么了 Hey, man. What's up?
是這樣 Okay.
我剛跟TMZ的人通了電話 I just got off with TMZ.
著名八卦網站
他們打算報道一件事 They're about to run a story.
他們說有可靠消息來源表明你去戒毒了 They've got it on good authority you're going into rehab
說你可卡因和減肥藥上癮 for cocaine and diet pills.
開什么玩笑 Are you shitting me?
所以你沒有 So you're not?
沒有 No.
說真的 Honest?
你怎么能這么問我呢 How can you even ask me that?
午飯的時候你就有點亢奮 Uh, you were a little sniffy at lunch,
而且你都沒有碰面包 And you didn't touch the bread.
我的天 Jesus.
好好 行 Oh, good, good. Okay.
我就是確認一下 I just had to make sure.
那你現在確認了嗎 So, are you sure now?
行 不過這個時機不太對 Yeah, yeah. But you talk about bad timing.
我剛跟NBC說你不會去讀劇本 I just told NBC you won't read.
然后呢 And?
他們還沒回話 Well, they're supposed to get back to me,
不過他們跟你合作已經就很緊張了 But they're already nervous about working with you.
等他們聽說這事 再加上酒駕 When they hear about this, on top of your D.U.I.?
我們就不能告訴TMZ這是扯淡嗎 Well, why can't we just tell TMZ it's bullshit?
他們從來不管 Oh. They'll never buy that.
你還不如直接承認了然后再談別的 You're better off just admitting it and moving on.
可這不是真的 But it's not true.
是你問的 我回答你的問題而已 You asked. I'm telling you.
你還想讓我怎么辦 What do you want from me?
那我們怎么才能把這事甩掉 Well, then how do we make it go away?
知道消息可能來源于哪嗎 Any idea where it could have come from?
不 我 No. I...
操 Oh, fuck.
我忘了給我爸生活費 I forgot to send my father his check.
你真覺得你爸會編這種故事嗎 You really think your father planted that story?
我知道就是他 I know he did.
每一次我忘掉給他寄生活費 Anytime I forget to send his check,
他就會給小報打電話 編些故事出來 He calls the tabloids and makes up some bullshit --
等一下 Hang on.
爸 接電話 Dad, pick up.
快接 Pick up.
快他媽接電話 你個撒謊精 Pick up the fucking phone, you lying sack of shit!
打我手機 I'm on my cell. Call me.
他不會打給我的 He's not gonna call.
我得過去 I got to go over there.
你們介不介意我們過去一趟 順路的 You mind if we swing by? It's right on the way.
這是你們家里人的事 Uh, this is really a family thing.
不需要我們在場 You don't need us there for that.
我需要 Yeah, I do.
如果只有我和他在場 Because if it's just me and him,
我他媽得弄死他 I'm gonna fucking kill him.
我們什么時候才能吸取教訓 When will we learn?
永遠 永遠 開兩部車 Always -- always -- take two cars?
他在嗎 Hey. Is he in?
我們應該為艾略特·沙拉的午餐做準備了 We're supposed to do the prep for our elliot salad lunch.
他在 不過 He's in, but...
不過什么 But?
他今天好像狀況不太好 He's kind of not having the best day.
我們今天真的得準備一下 'cause we really should do this before tomorrow.
我不知道跟你說什么 I don't know what to tell you.
抱歉打擾了 Sorry to bother you.
可我們說好了要為艾略特的午餐做準備 But we said we were going to prep for the elliot lunch?
挺暗的 It's very dark.
要不要我開個燈 Want me to turn on a light?
要不我還是不開了 Or I can leave it off.
我是不是不該開 Should I leave it off?
我還是不開了 I'll leave it off.
那個 So, uh...
我覺得我們應該想一想 I just think we should have some idea
我們到時候說什么 of what we're going to say...
比如我們對哪些項目感興趣 Like which projects we're excited about.
-沒有 -沒有 - None. - None.
行 Okay.
好 Good.
我剛不知道你這么想 See, I didn't know you felt that way.
我們完蛋了 We're fucked.
行 Okay.
我們手上所有東西都是狗屎 Everything we have is shit.
所有 Everything?
真的嗎 Really?
那有點太慘了 That seems a little bleak.
我覺得我們還是有一些 I-I think we have a couple of strong --
-我們沒有 -沒有嗎 - We don't. - No?
沒有 No.
沒有新鮮的東西 Nothing's fresh.
沒有大膽的東西 Nothing's bold.
盡是些老調重彈 It's all the same rehashed,
沒什么意思的垃圾 pre-digested garbage.
就好像你給我的那些東西 It's like everything you gave me
在給我之前就已經砍掉了 arrived pre-canceled!
我對你太失望了 I'm so disappointed in you.
我以為你會振奮我 I thought you were gonna thrill me.
我像是振奮的樣子嗎 Do I look thrilled?
我都不太容易看見你 It's kind of hard to see you.
-我像嗎 -不像 - Do I?! - No.
-什么 -不像 你看著并不振奮 - What?! - No. You don't look thrilled.
我就是有點混亂 I'm just a little confused.
上周你好像覺得 Last week, it seemed like you thought
有一些也不是垃圾 some of it wasn't shit.
我那是禮貌 I was being polite.
我不想傷害人家的感情 I don't like to hurt people's feelings.
-你說什么 -什么 沒什么 - What did you say?! - What? Nothing!
沒什么 Nothing.
你給我的那些東西也一樣 And that's all you give me --
什么都不是 Nothing!
出去 Get out!
等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait.
我可能還會有一個劇本給你 I may have one more script for you to read.
可能 "May"?
可能是什么意思 What the fuck does "May" Mean?!
別說可能 Don't give me "May"!
行 我有 我還有一個劇本 Okay. I do! I have one more script!
-喜劇還是正劇 -喜劇 - Comedy or drama?! - Comedy!
那就好 Oh, good.
我正想看點搞笑的 I could use a laugh.
看這是誰來了 Look who's here.
嗨琳達 Hi, Linda.
這么瘦 Ooh. So skinny.
你瘦了 You lost weight.
我倒想 Yeah. I wish.
反正看著是瘦了 Well, you look it.
進來吧 Come on in.
我在做水果沙拉 I'm making fruit salad.
你朋友想吃水果不 Your friends want fruit?
-不 您太客氣了 -謝謝 不用了 - No. That's very kind. - Thank you, no.
你們自便吧 Suit yourself.
他在哪呢 Where is he?
他出去了 Ah. He's out.
你們剛好錯過 You just missed him.
等他回來 Well, when he gets back,
告訴他我要揍他 tell him I'm gonna punch his face in.
你想揍我 You want to punch my face?
來啊 Look what's here.
我剛說你出去了 I just said you were out.
下次大點聲說 Next time, say it louder.
我又不是你肚子里蛔蟲 What am I -- a mind reader?
我這次又干什么了 So, what'd I do this time?
你知道你自己干什么了 You know what you did.
瞎說 如果我知道我干了什么 Bullshit. If I knew what I did,
我就不會說 我干了什么 I wouldn't say, "What did I do?"
你如果不打算配合我 Don't ask me to say stuff
就別讓我說這說那 if you're not gonna back me up.
好像我是個騙子 I look like a liar.
-我們是肖恩和貝佛利 -你們好 - We are Sean and Beverly, by the way. - Hello.
你意思你沒有告訴TMZ我去戒毒了 You saying you didn't tell tmz I'm going into rehab?
你終于去戒毒了 Oh, you're finally going into rehab?
我沒有去戒毒 No, I'm not going into rehab.
是因為這個我才沒有拿到生活費嗎 Is that why I didn't get my check?
你沒有收到生活費是因為我他媽忘了 You didn't get your check because I fucking forgot.
你走了的話 他們知道繼續寄支票嗎 Do they know to keep sending them while you're away?
我沒有去戒毒 I'm not going into rehab!
TMZ通常都說得很準的 TMZ's usually right about this stuff.
他們之所以會這么說 The only reason they're saying it
還不就是因為你告訴他們的 is 'cause you fucking told them.
我沒有告訴他們 I didn't tell them.
我都不知道你要去 I didn't even know you were going.
聽我說 你個瘋子 Listen to me, you lunatic.
你得打給他們 說你搞錯了 You're gonna call them and say you were wrong.
有什么關系 所有人都去戒毒了 What is the big deal? Everybody's in rehab.
我沒有辦法再重復一遍 I-I can't say it again.
他沒有去戒毒 He's not going into rehab.
如果大家認為他去戒毒了 And if people think he is,
那會嚴重損害他的職業生涯 It could seriously damage his career.
你們從哪來的 Where are you from?
什么職業生涯 What career?
他都十年沒上電視了 He hasn't been on TV in 10 years.
我現在就在上電視 I'm on TV now!
那個冰球的玩意 Oh, that thing with the hockey.
我們看過一次 We watched it once.
我好開心我們來了 I'm so glad we came.
對 我那稱不上職業的生涯倒是掙不少錢 Yeah, well, that non-career of mine sure pays for a lot.
他總在我們面前炫耀 He's always got to rub our noses in it.
你確定 不要水果 You're sure? No fruit?
你負擔不起 You couldn't afford it.
你以為我們不知道你多少身家 You don't think we know what you're worth?
我們搜索過你 We googled you.
你還能搜索到我多少身家 You can google what I'm worth?
你能搜索任何東西 You can google anything.
說是多少 How much did it say?
真的要說嗎 在陌生人面前 Really? In front of strangers?
多少 How much?
六千 60.
六千 "60"?
太高還是太低 Too high or too low?
我他媽才不會告訴你 I'm not fucking telling you.
告訴你干嗎 你就好來壓榨我 So, what? So you know how much to gouge me?
你聽見了嗎 You hear that?
壓榨他 Gouge him.
他是你父親 He is your father.
你給他點尊敬 You show him some respect.
用勺子 你是動物嗎 Use a spoon! What are you -- an animal?
放松 水果而已 Relax. It's fruit.
你就抱著你那六千萬仰著下巴就進來了 You know, you just waltz in here with your $60 million.
不是六千萬 It's not 60.
你以為我愿意從你那拿錢 You think I like taking money from you?
你不知道我有多尷尬 You don't think it's embarrassing for me?
尷尬不尷尬你也會收我的錢 Well, not too embarrassing to take it.
為什么 你寧愿我們餓死嗎 Why? Y-you'd rather we starve to death?
我們日子過得也不怎么樣 We're not exactly rolling in it here.
我已經四年沒有休過假了 You know, I haven't had a vacation in four years.
你哪天不是休假 From what?!
-去你媽的 -去你媽的 - Oh, fuck you! - Fuck you!
是木瓜嗎 Is that papaya?
最好不是 I hope not.
行 最后一次機會 Okay. Last chance.
你到底要不要給TMZ打電話 You gonna call tmz or not?
告訴他們什么 And tell them what?
我沒做過的事情怎么取消 I can't undo something I didn't do.
懶得說了 我不供你了 That's it. I'm cutting you off.
你個死胖子 Listen, you fat fuck --
如果這個男人說不是他 if the man says he didn't do it --
你想不供我了 那就別供了 You want to cut me off, cut me.
-我現在就不供了 -好啊 - Consider yourself cut. - Fine.
我才不需要你的破錢 I don't need your goddamn money.
不需要 那這些用我的錢買的東西呢 No? How about all the shit you bought with it.
你需要這個嗎 Huh? You need this?
等等 等等等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
你干什么呢 What are you doing?
他說他不需要呢 Oh, he says he doesn't need it.
拿走吧 我討厭那盞臺燈 Eh, take it. I hate that lamp.
就像在太陽上面讀書一樣 It's like reading on the surface of the sun.
你什么時候讀過書 Since when do you read?
去你媽的 Oh, fuck you.
這讓我非常不舒服 This makes me very uncomfortable.
我估計你也不需要這些枕頭吧 I'm guessing you don't need these pillows, either.
拿走 這都太礙事了 Take them. They only get in the way.
它們為生活添色彩 They add color.
拿去 Here.
我非常抱歉 I am so sorry.
他帶我們過來的時候我完全不知道 I had no inkling when he brought us here...
閉嘴 Shut up!
你需要這個微波爐嗎 You need the microwave?
我知道這是我買的 I know I paid for this.
這是圣誕禮物 It was a christmas present.
這個不算 It shouldn't count.
誰管呢 讓他帶走 Who gives a shit?! Let him take it!
干嗎 你要等水燒開嗎 What, you're gonna wait for the water to boil?
拿去 Here.
給我那個 No, give me that.
給我那個 Give me that.
別讓她拿走 Don't let her take it.
她好壯 She's very strong.
她是個八十歲老太太 She's an 80-year-old woman!
去你媽的八十歲 Fuck you, 80!
我要打電話叫警察 I'm calling the police!
趕緊叫 不然我把電話也收走了 Better do it before I take back the phones.
-做點什么 -你做點什么 - Do something. - You do something.
媽了個巴子 God damn it!
真希望大衛·休默是我兒子 I wish David Schwimmer was my son.
我也希望 So do I!
去你媽的 Fuck you.
去你媽的 Fuck you!
這車不錯 This is nice.
是新的嗎 Is it new?
跟你沒關系 None of your business.
空間挺大啊 And it's roomy.
能放不少東西 You can put a lot of crap in there.
你想我再上去多拿點嗎 You want me to go up and get some more?
去你媽的 Fuck you.
去你媽的 上車 Fuck you! Get in the car.
去死吧 你個混蛋 Drop dead, you piece of shit!
真高興見到你 So nice to meet you.
我也是 You too.
上車 Get in!
我得說 這個懲罰好像有點重 I have to say, this feels like rather harsh justice.
并沒有 It's not.
他個混蛋特別愛撒謊 這一次實在太過分了 He's a lying scumbag, and he went too far this time.
那也是 這些東西捐給慈善機構 Still, shouldn't you at least give it to a charity
或者流浪漢也好啊 or the homeless?
是啊 流浪漢就需要這個 靠墊 Yeah.That's what the homeless need -- throw pillows.
親 我是貝絲 Hi, honey. It's Veth.
我剛跟TMZ通完電話 So, I just got off with TMZ.
你認識一個叫道恩·蘭道夫的女的嗎 Do you know a woman named dawn randolph?
不認識 No.
莫寧女兒 Morning's daughter?
對 Oh. Yeah.
記不住不怪你 Understandable.
你只跟人家上過一次床 You only fucked her once.
她怎么了 What about her?
據說當時是她給TMZ講的關于戒毒的事 Evidently, she's the one who gave TMZ the rehab story.
我當時還是應該再打給她的 Guess I should have called her back.
有可能 Maybe.
我能不能給他們講 她只是個憤怒的前任 Can I tell them she's just an angry ex?
能 可以 Yeah, yeah. Sure.
那這肯定不是我爸講的了 So, it definitely wasn't my father?
肯定不是 他們認識他的 Definitely. They know him over there.
這次不是他 Wasn't him this time.
知道了 謝謝 Gotcha. Thanks.
你不是該把這些送回去嗎 Shouldn't you give it all back?
算了 Nah.
正好讓他老實點 It'll keep him on his toes.
對 算上股權 算上不動產 Yeah. Counting equities, counting real estate,
辦公樓 全部算上 The office-building thing -- all of it --
給個大概的數字 Just roughly a ballpark figure.
真的 Really?
那谷歌是咋知道的 How the hell would google know that?
等一下 我得接另一個電話 Hang on. I got another call.
我待會再打給你 行 Let me call you back. Okay.
你好 Hello?
剛跟NBC通過電話 Just got off with NBC.
你猜咋的 Guess what.
他們讓步了 They blinked.
真的 Seriously?
你不用試鏡了 You don't have to audition.
不是開玩笑吧 No shit?
不是 No shit.
你只需要過去見個面 You just have to go in and meet.
為什么 Why?
為什么 這樣他們能有點面子 Why? So they can save face.
你友好點 他們也友好點 Look, you'll make nice. They'll make nice.
你會大受歡迎的 You'll blow their skirts up.
這個可以 I can do that.
我知道你可以的 I know you can.
我不用讀劇本吧 And I don't have to read?
你不用讀劇本 And you don't have to read.
那好 All right.
很好 Great.
別說我沒幫你做什么事 Don't say I never did anything for you.
是你說你覺得我應該去讀劇本的 You're the one who told me you thought I should read.
我要是說什么都對 Hey, if I were right about everything,
你現在就還能演電影了 you'd still have a movie career.
一般不這樣的 This is very unusual.
他從不遲到 He's never late.
沒關系 It's fine.
我們正好聊一聊 Gives us a chance to catch up.
說的是 Totally.
最近如何 So, what's new?
我老婆得了淋巴癌 Well, uh, my wife has hodgkin's disease.
我買了部特斯拉 And I bought a tesla.
-天哪 -是啊 - Oh, my god. - I know.
感覺太奇怪了 It's so strange,
我以后再也不用買汽油了 knowing I'll never have to buy gas again.
是啊 Sure.
感覺挺好的 Feels good.
跟我說說 So, talk to me...
趁他還沒來 Before he gets here.
他表現如何 How's he doing?
卡斯特 Castor?
操 Oh, shit.
不不不 一切都好 No. No, no, no. All good.
是不是遇到麻煩了 Are we in trouble here?
我覺得沒有的 I don't think so.
媽的我操 Jesus, fuck!
不 沒事的 No, we're fine.
只是我最好先給你提個醒 It's just I should probably give you a little heads-up.
什么 What?
有時候他看起來有那么點 Sometimes he can seem a bit...
基 Gay?
不是 No.
-反猶 -不是 - Anti-semitic? - No.
那是什么 What, then?
我道歉 我道歉 Apologies, apologies! Oh!
抱歉我來晚了 Sorry I'm late.
不 坐坐坐 No. Sit, sit, sit, sit.
真抱歉我來晚了 So sorry I'm late.
我本來二十分鐘之前就到了 I was actually here 20 minutes early,
但我不想讓他們幫我泊車 But I refuse to valet park.
我知道 腦子有病 I know. Crazy!
但他們會坐在你位置上 還摸你的方向盤 But they sit in your seat. They touch your wheel.
總之吧 Anyway...
我為了停車 都快開到伯班克了 I ended up parking halfway to Burbank,
洛杉磯附近小城 號稱世界媒體之都
不過我現在到了 but I'm here now.
給我一秒鐘 看看菜單 Just give me a sec to look at the menu,
看看有什么我能吃的 see if there's anything I can eat.
然后咱們一切好說 Then I'm all yours.
你什么意思 有什么能吃的 What do you mean, anything you can eat?
我吃素的 I'm vegan.
真讓人討厭 That's a pain in the ass.
我女兒也吃素 My daughter's vegan.
好像說這樣很健康的 It's supposed to be very healthy.
你倒是問問她的體重計 Tell that to her scale.
她210斤呢 才一米五五 She weighs 230 pounds, and she's 5'1".
那得吃多少素 That's a lot of vegan.
你們離開了 這里就不一樣了 Place ain't gonna smell the same without you.
出去吧 女士們 Now get out of here, ladies.
卡 And...Cut!
檢查下大門 Check the gate.
朋友們 這就是《冰球小子》最后一條 And that, my friends, is a final wrap on "Pucks"!
-我的天哪 -結束了 - Oh, my god. - It's over.
真的結束了 It's actually over.
是啊 難以置信 I know. Unbelievable.
我們是不是該說點什么 Should we say a little something?
好像是 We probably should.
各位 能聽我說兩句嗎 Everyone, can I have your attention, please?
克里斯要說呢 Or Chris will.
大家離開之前 Before everyone scatters,
有些事我想說一下 there's something I really have to say,
非常重要 and I cannot stress it enough.
你們一定要去找艾米 You must be sure to see Amy
歸還更衣室鑰匙 and return your dressing-room keys.
否則會收五十塊鑰匙費 Otherwise, there will be a $50 key charge.
謝謝大家 Thank you.
倒不是我想說的那幾句 Not quite the speech I would have given.
不過也是發自內心的 But it came from the heart.
不得不說 我有點難過 I've got to say, I'm a little sad.
我知道 I know.
我也是 我都感到很詫異 Me too, which is surprising,
想想我一直以來都很討厭這事 considering I hated every single minute of it.
你好 Hello.
我們剛剛在說感覺挺奇怪的 We were just saying this all feels very strange.
什么 What?
哦對 Oh. Yeah.
我會想念你們的 Oh, I'm gonna miss you guys!
我們可以一起出去喝一杯 Maybe we should all go out for a drink or something.
當然 Absolutely.
好主意 可惜我去不了 That sounds great, except I can't.
我要去試假發 I've got a wig fitting.
我的試播集明天拍 My pilot starts tomorrow.
她在偷衣服 She's stealing the wardrobe.
是啊 Yes, she is.
我不知道你還有個試播集 Uh, I didn't know you had a pilot.
是什么內容 What's it about?
很蠢的 科幻片 Oh, it's this stupid sci-fi thing
講八個人在核爆炸中活下來 About eight people who, uh, survive a nuclear holocaust,
他們想讓我留短發 And they want my hair short.
當然了 核爆炸呢 Well, sure. Nuclear holocaust.
是應該剪個短發 Definitely calls for a pixie cut.
就為了個試播集 我才不要剪頭發 Yeah. Well, this hair's not going anywhere for a pilot.
好吧 All righty.
該結束了 I guess this is it.
哀傷臉 Sad face.
是的 到處都是哀傷臉 Yes. Sad faces all around.
保重 大家 Take care, you guys.
-拜拜 -拜拜 - Bye-bye. - Bye-bye.
拜 Bye.
就剩倆了 And then there were two.
哀傷臉 Sad face?
我可不覺得 I don't think so.
我們要回家了 We're going home.
等我們坐在飛機上吃東西的時候我才會相信 I'll believe it when we're eating nuts on the plane.
我們要回家了 We are going home.
我們要回家了 Oh, we are going home!
你得嘗嘗這個胡蘿卜 You got to taste this carrot.
不知道為什么 I don't know why,
不過這個胡蘿卜真是有史以來最好吃的 but that's the best carrot I ever tasted.
因為你餓了 It's 'cause you're hungry.
跟我說說 So...Talk to me.
進展如何 給我講點好事 Where are we? Tell me something good.
行 首先 這人是個天才 Okay. Well, first of all, this one's a genius.
什么 What?
謝謝你 Uh...Wow. Thank you.
昨天我心情不太好 Yesterday I was kind of down.
不知道你看沒看出來 I don't know if you could tell.
有點兒 有一點 A little bit, yeah. A little.
我當時覺得 我們什么也沒有 I was all, "Oh, we don't have anything.
我們該怎么跟艾略特說 What are we gonna tell Elliot?!"
然后這位女士給了我一個劇本 Then this lady hands me a script.
轉身就掏出來了 Just pulls it out of her ass.
我昨晚讀了 I read it last night.
我的天 Oh, my god.
一定會扭轉整個電視臺 It's gonna turn this network around.
好的 這就是我想聽的 Okay. This is what I want to hear.
你是說《我們的對立面》嗎 You're talking about "The opposite of us"?
對 Uh, yeah.
簡直太棒了 Ah. It is so goddamn good!
寫作 超級尖銳 The writing -- razor-sharp.
這部喜劇 The comedy.
我操 Fuck!
我完全笑出聲來了 I was laughing out loud.
我從來不會笑出聲的 I never laugh out loud.
他確實不會 He doesn't.
這個本子有心 It's got heart.
是一部你會想看的劇 It's a show you want to watch.
我現在就想看 I want to watch it right now.
我很激動 聽你說 我就很激動 I'm excited. You're talking, and I'm excited.
是誰寫的 Who wrote it?
肖恩和貝佛利·林肯 Sean and Beverly Lincoln.
你知道 就是寫《冰球小子》的那一對 You know, the team who did "Pucks."
那還能好 And it's good?
我告訴你 不止是好 I'm telling you -- it's not just good.
完全就是本壘打 It's a home run.
這個人發現了一個冠軍 This one found a winner.
太客氣了 That's very generous.
在我們決定之前 But before we commit to this,
其實還有很多其他的優秀的劇本 There are a lot of other really great scripts
我可以 轉身就掏出來的 That I could, you know, pull out of my ass.
什么 不 就這個了 What? No! This is it.
我都不想拍試播集 I don't want to even shoot a pilot.
我想直接開拍一季 I want to go straight to series.
最快什么時候能開始 How soon can they start?