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第三季 第八集
戏里戏外
前情提要
午餐可能是没戏了 I am afraid it's a no on lunch.
贝贝没心情 Bev just isn't up for it.
或者你可以自己来不带她 Unless you want to do it without her.
我觉得不合适吧 It feels a little weird.
亲爱的 吃个三明治而已 又不是乱搞 Sweetie, it's a sandwich, not a blow job.
金·萨利 说到做到 Kim sally, as promised,
把肖恩·林肯给你带来了 this is sean lincoln.
-这可真是太棒了 -有好消息吗 - This is awesome! - Good news?
你知道抢了我NBC试播集角色的那人吧 You know that guy who got my part in the NBC pilot?
瘫痪了 paralyzed!
天哪 Oh, my god.
人家都瘫痪了 The man is paralyzed.
老天 Jesus!
就不能为我高兴一次吗 Be happy for me for once!
来了 There he is!
有什么事 So, what's up?
我应该担心吗 Should I be worried?
干吗 What?
我就不能请我最喜欢的客户吃个午饭吗 I can't take my favorite client to lunch?
我们有很多值得庆祝的事 We got a lot to celebrate.
《冰球小子》最后一周 Last week of "Pucks."
值得来份牛排沙拉 It's worth a steak salad.
行 好的 Okay. Good.
我刚刚挺紧张 I got nervous.
以为你会告诉我 Thought you were gonna tell me,
说那个家伙又不瘫痪了 like, that guy's not paralyzed anymore.
放松 情况比刚开始想的要严重多了 Relax. It's apparently a lot worse than they thought.
那我就放心了 Okay. Phew!
那NBC这事进展到哪了 So, where are we with the NBC thing?
定下来了吗 Do we have a deal?
那我是该担心 So I should be worried.
不是 倒不需要特别担心 No, not "Worried" Worried.
是这样 那个作者 那个英国人 Now, look -- the writer, the british guy,
非常想要你 Totally wants you.
你是他的首选 目前只考虑你一个人 You're his first choice, only one on his list.
-什么这样那样的 -然后呢 - Blah, blah, blah. - So?
然后电视台说他们需要听你读剧本 So the network is saying that they need to hear you read.
去他的 Get the fuck out.
我能怎么说啊 What can I tell you?
你从没演过正剧 You've never done drama.
-他们看过《冰球小子》没有 -对 - Have they seen "Pucks"? - Yeah.
这很可能就是他们想让你读剧本的另一个原因 That's probably another reason they want you to read.
去他们的 Well, screw them.
我才不会给他们读剧本 I'm not reading for NBC.
我在那工作了十二年 I worked there for 12 years.
那都是上辈子的事了 That was a lifetime ago.
你当时在的时候的那些人 Everyone who was there when you were there,
都已经成了供在案板上的骨灰了 they're that pile of bones in the corner.
天哪 Jesus.
试镜 Audition?
我懂 不过世界就是这样样子 I know, but that's the world we live in.
如果露西尔·鲍尔活过来 If Lucille Ball came back from the dead,
在美国演艺圈活跃了半个世纪的著名喜剧演员
他们也会让她读剧本 看她是不是还搞笑 They'd make her read to see if she's still funny.
不过我倒是觉得 她到最后 Although I got to say, she wasn't...
已经没那么搞笑了 that funny at the end.
到最后没人能搞笑得起来 Nobody's funny at the end.
如果我们拒绝呢 What if we say no?
那他们也会拒绝 Well, then they say no.
听我说 我在这件事上 Listen, I've been around and around
跟这些蠢货已经来回谈好几次了 with these idiots on this.
这样不行的 It's a nonstarter.
如果你真想演这个 If you really want it --
你知道我想演的 You know I want it.
但我不会去读剧本的 But I'm not reading.
你确定 You sure?
太侮辱人了 It's insulting.
他们知道我的能力 They know what I can do.
我才不会去给他们跳火圈 I'm not gonna jump through their hoops.
行 那我就这么跟他们说 Okay. That's what I'll tell them.
-天老爷 -我也觉得 - Christ. - I know!
我还能说什么呢 What can I say?
简直就是操他大爷的 It's a giant hairy ass fuck.
我们可以点餐了 We're ready to order.
我觉得是时候停药了 I'm thinking it's time to stop taking the meds.
我严肃反对 I firmly disagree.
我告诉你 我真心感觉挺好的 I'm telling you, I really feel okay.
我很镇静 我很踏实 I'm calm. I'm centered.
那些不该说话的东西也没有说话了 Nothing's talking that shouldn't be talking.
我感觉挺好的 I'm really good.
你之所以感觉好就是因为你在吃药 The reason you're good is because of the meds.
你如果现在停药 绝对是个错误 It would be a huge mistake to stop now.
我怎么强调都不为过 I cannot stress this enough.
行吧 行吧 Okay. Okay.
我知道了 I hear you.
没问题 That's fine.
你真是安静得可怕 You're awfully quiet.
是吗 Am I?
“是吗”这两个字 Well, considering "Am I?"
就是出发到现在你说的第一句话 所以是的 is the first thing you've said since we started, yes.
那么“是吗”也会成为你说的最后一句话吗 So, is "Am I?" Also the last thing you're going to say?
有可能 Maybe.
到底什么事 What's going on?
没事 Nothing.
什么 What?
什么 "What?"
你今天好奇怪 You are acting very weird.
-是吗 -不是吗 - Am I? - Aren't you?
我就说一句话 I'll just say this --
这个城里是没有秘密的 There are no secrets in this town.
不过你看起来倒像是有 And yet you seem to have one.
不觉得好笑吗 Isn't it funny?
你一天到晚的批判别人 With all your judgments
总是占领着道德制高点 and your moral high ground --
这就对了 有话就说 There you go. Let it out.
“这里所有人都好虚伪 "Everyone's so phony here.
“谁都不能相信 "You can't trust anyone.
“他们都当着你的面撒谎” They'll lie to your face."
你猜怎么着 well, guess what.
你比我们任何人都好不到哪去 You're no better than we are!
而且我绝不可能做出你对我做的事情来 In fact, I would never do to you what you did to me!
我不得不说 I have to say
我现在既困惑又很激动 I am now simultaneously troubled and excited
想知道我到底做了什么 to find out what I did.
还有 谢谢你那诡异的模仿 And thank you for the uncanny impression, by the way.
你真觉得我不会发现吗 Did you actually think that I wouldn't find out?
你这简直是折磨人 This is torture.
我知道你在跟福克斯的金·萨利推销剧本 I know you're shopping a script to Kim Sally at Fox.
什么 谁是金·萨利 What?! Who's...Kim sally?
谁是金·萨利 "Who's kim sally?"
如果你发现 How would you feel if you found out...
如果你发现你自以为 If you found out that the person
是好朋友的那个人 you thought was your best friend -- ha ha! --
在偷偷地向另一个电视台卖剧本 was secretly shopping a script
你会怎么想 to another network?
我压根就不知道你到底在说什么 I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
真的吗 真的吗 Oh, really?! Really?!
那肖恩为什么跟金·萨利 Then why was Sean having lunch
和艾琳·杰菲一起吃午饭了 with kim sally and eileen jaffee?
别告诉我他们没有 And don't tell me they weren't,
因为我在场 我看见他们了 'cause I was there, and I saw them.
行 好吧 是的 Okay, fine. Yeah, fine.
我跟她们吃了个午餐 I had a bite of lunch with them,
不过没什么的 But it was nothing.
就吃了个总会三明治 A club sandwich.
还有开胃菜 There were also appetizers,
而且我敢肯定他们一起吃了一个圣代 And I'm pretty sure they split a sundae.
我们什么时候开始单独跟别人开会了 Since when do we take meetings without each other?
没有开会 吃个三明治而已 Not a meeting. A sandwich.
胡扯 Bullshit!
在这个城里 没有人单纯地“吃个三明治” Nobody "Takes a sandwich" In this town.
你说你不想去 Look, you said you didn't want to go.
你没说我不能去啊 You didn't say I couldn't go.
真的吗 Really?
这就是你抓住的漏洞 That's your loophole?
漏洞就是漏洞 照样算 A loophole's a loophole. It counts.
-别 -别 - Don't. - Don't.
那你的计划具体是什么样的 And what was your plan, exactly?
你是打算背着我把这部戏拍了是吗 Were you gonna do the whole show behind my back?
“亲爱的 你记得抽屉里那个剧本吧 "Darling, you know that script from the drawer?
“恭喜 已经拍到第九季了” Congratulations! It's in its ninth year."
不 不 No. No.
我说的很明白 I was very clear.
她知道她拍不了的 She knows she can't have it.
没错 她拍不了 Damn straight she can't have it.
如果有人要拍这个本子 那也得是我 If anyone's getting it, I'm getting it.
你也拍不了 You're not getting it.
-我想要的 -为什么 你都没有读过 - I want it. - Why? You haven't even read it.
-我读过 -你读过 - I read it! - You read it.
艾琳给我看的 Eileen gave it to me.
真的 你觉得怎么样 Really? What'd you think?
我的天哪 Oh, my god!
如果《冰球小子》有这本子一半好 If "Pucks" was half this good,
你们就不会停播了 you'd still be on the air.
这话真是让人又高兴又难过 Flattered and hurt.
你们两个 那个本子真的很棒 You guys, it's so good!
我发誓 如果让我们拍 I swear, if you let us do it,
我们一个字也不会改 we won't change a word.
真的 你能把这话写下来吗 Really? Could you put that in writing?
你干吗呢 不行 不行 What are you doing? No, no, no.
我把话给你说清楚了 Let me be absolutely clear with you,
还有你 总会三明治先生 And you, Mr. Club Sandwich --
这个剧本不会给你 This script isn't going to you.
也不会给福克斯 It isn't going to Fox.
它要去的地方只能是我们带回家的箱子 The only place it's going is in our suitcase home.
好吧 Okay.
我完全理解你的意思 I totally hear you.
-可是 -那你还没理解我的意思 - But -- - Obviously, you don't hear me.
我有的 I do!
-可是 -不 别再“可是”了 - But - No. No more "Buts."
行 Fine!
我只想 I just --
别“可是”也别“只想”了 No "Buts" And no "Justs."
你要么把这事忘掉 要么我俩就此结束 Either you let go of this, or you and I are done.
这是你的真心话时刻 This is your moment of truth.
你是要做我的朋友 Are you my friend,
还是要做电视台吸血鬼 Or are you some bloodsucking network vampire?
我为什么非得二者选其一啊 Why do I have to pick one or the other?
抱歉了 Sorry.
是时候做出选择了 It's time to choose.
立马的 Now.
行吧 Fine!
我是你的朋友 I'm your friend.
不过我一点也不开心 But I'm not happy about it!
谢谢你 Thank you.
那你就别再提这事了 Then you don't mention this again.
也不许背着我们去撺掇这事 You don't pursue it behind our backs.
结束了 It's over.
我能问一个问题吗 Can I just ask one question?
先别生气 And don't get mad.
如果我选了另一个呢 What if I'd picked the other one?
你有可能会把它给我吗 Any way you would have given it to me?
行 Fine!
朋友 Friend.
我告诉你们 你们回伦敦之前 Oh. I'm telling you, you guys can't go back to london
不能不尝一尝这个 until you've tried one of these.
是嘛 我以为可以不尝呢 See? And I thought we could.
真的 你们会感谢我的 You'll see. You're gonna thank me.
我们不是很爱吃热狗 We're not really hot-dog people.
怎么会有人不喜欢吃热狗 How can you not be hot-dog people?
主要是钠和硝酸盐含量太高 It's just all the sodium and nitrates.
而且 没人知道这里边放了些啥 Plus, god only knows what else is ground up in them.
说实话 我更关心肠衣用的什么 Frankly, I'm more concerned about the casings.
他们应该还是用的猪大肠吧 I assume they still use pig intestines.
我都忘了跟你们分享东西是多有趣的事 I forgot how fun it is to share shit with you.
我的宣传 Publicist.
嗨 贝丝 Hey, beth.
嗨 亲 Hi, honey.
我要把杰森加进来多人通话 I'm gonna conference Jason in.
您已经接通了杰森 You're on with Jason.
哥们 Hey, bud.
嘿 怎么了 Hey, man. What's up?
是这样 Okay.
我刚跟TMZ的人通了电话 I just got off with TMZ.
著名八卦网站
他们打算报道一件事 They're about to run a story.
他们说有可靠消息来源表明你去戒毒了 They've got it on good authority you're going into rehab
说你可卡因和减肥药上瘾 for cocaine and diet pills.
开什么玩笑 Are you shitting me?
所以你没有 So you're not?
没有 No.
说真的 Honest?
你怎么能这么问我呢 How can you even ask me that?
午饭的时候你就有点亢奋 Uh, you were a little sniffy at lunch,
而且你都没有碰面包 And you didn't touch the bread.
我的天 Jesus.
好好 行 Oh, good, good. Okay.
我就是确认一下 I just had to make sure.
那你现在确认了吗 So, are you sure now?
行 不过这个时机不太对 Yeah, yeah. But you talk about bad timing.
我刚跟NBC说你不会去读剧本 I just told NBC you won't read.
然后呢 And?
他们还没回话 Well, they're supposed to get back to me,
不过他们跟你合作已经就很紧张了 But they're already nervous about working with you.
等他们听说这事 再加上酒驾 When they hear about this, on top of your D.U.I.?
我们就不能告诉TMZ这是扯淡吗 Well, why can't we just tell TMZ it's bullshit?
他们从来不管 Oh. They'll never buy that.
你还不如直接承认了然后再谈别的 You're better off just admitting it and moving on.
可这不是真的 But it's not true.
是你问的 我回答你的问题而已 You asked. I'm telling you.
你还想让我怎么办 What do you want from me?
那我们怎么才能把这事甩掉 Well, then how do we make it go away?
知道消息可能来源于哪吗 Any idea where it could have come from?
不 我 No. I...
操 Oh, fuck.
我忘了给我爸生活费 I forgot to send my father his check.
你真觉得你爸会编这种故事吗 You really think your father planted that story?
我知道就是他 I know he did.
每一次我忘掉给他寄生活费 Anytime I forget to send his check,
他就会给小报打电话 编些故事出来 He calls the tabloids and makes up some bullshit --
等一下 Hang on.
爸 接电话 Dad, pick up.
快接 Pick up.
快他妈接电话 你个撒谎精 Pick up the fucking phone, you lying sack of shit!
打我手机 I'm on my cell. Call me.
他不会打给我的 He's not gonna call.
我得过去 I got to go over there.
你们介不介意我们过去一趟 顺路的 You mind if we swing by? It's right on the way.
这是你们家里人的事 Uh, this is really a family thing.
不需要我们在场 You don't need us there for that.
我需要 Yeah, I do.
如果只有我和他在场 Because if it's just me and him,
我他妈得弄死他 I'm gonna fucking kill him.
我们什么时候才能吸取教训 When will we learn?
永远 永远 开两部车 Always -- always -- take two cars?
他在吗 Hey. Is he in?
我们应该为艾略特·沙拉的午餐做准备了 We're supposed to do the prep for our elliot salad lunch.
他在 不过 He's in, but...
不过什么 But?
他今天好像状况不太好 He's kind of not having the best day.
我们今天真的得准备一下 'cause we really should do this before tomorrow.
我不知道跟你说什么 I don't know what to tell you.
抱歉打扰了 Sorry to bother you.
可我们说好了要为艾略特的午餐做准备 But we said we were going to prep for the elliot lunch?
挺暗的 It's very dark.
要不要我开个灯 Want me to turn on a light?
要不我还是不开了 Or I can leave it off.
我是不是不该开 Should I leave it off?
我还是不开了 I'll leave it off.
那个 So, uh...
我觉得我们应该想一想 I just think we should have some idea
我们到时候说什么 of what we're going to say...
比如我们对哪些项目感兴趣 Like which projects we're excited about.
-没有 -没有 - None. - None.
行 Okay.
好 Good.
我刚不知道你这么想 See, I didn't know you felt that way.
我们完蛋了 We're fucked.
行 Okay.
我们手上所有东西都是狗屎 Everything we have is shit.
所有 Everything?
真的吗 Really?
那有点太惨了 That seems a little bleak.
我觉得我们还是有一些 I-I think we have a couple of strong --
-我们没有 -没有吗 - We don't. - No?
没有 No.
没有新鲜的东西 Nothing's fresh.
没有大胆的东西 Nothing's bold.
尽是些老调重弹 It's all the same rehashed,
没什么意思的垃圾 pre-digested garbage.
就好像你给我的那些东西 It's like everything you gave me
在给我之前就已经砍掉了 arrived pre-canceled!
我对你太失望了 I'm so disappointed in you.
我以为你会振奋我 I thought you were gonna thrill me.
我像是振奋的样子吗 Do I look thrilled?
我都不太容易看见你 It's kind of hard to see you.
-我像吗 -不像 - Do I?! - No.
-什么 -不像 你看着并不振奋 - What?! - No. You don't look thrilled.
我就是有点混乱 I'm just a little confused.
上周你好像觉得 Last week, it seemed like you thought
有一些也不是垃圾 some of it wasn't shit.
我那是礼貌 I was being polite.
我不想伤害人家的感情 I don't like to hurt people's feelings.
-你说什么 -什么 没什么 - What did you say?! - What? Nothing!
没什么 Nothing.
你给我的那些东西也一样 And that's all you give me --
什么都不是 Nothing!
出去 Get out!
等等 等等 Wait, wait, wait.
我可能还会有一个剧本给你 I may have one more script for you to read.
可能 "May"?
可能是什么意思 What the fuck does "May" Mean?!
别说可能 Don't give me "May"!
行 我有 我还有一个剧本 Okay. I do! I have one more script!
-喜剧还是正剧 -喜剧 - Comedy or drama?! - Comedy!
那就好 Oh, good.
我正想看点搞笑的 I could use a laugh.
看这是谁来了 Look who's here.
嗨琳达 Hi, Linda.
这么瘦 Ooh. So skinny.
你瘦了 You lost weight.
我倒想 Yeah. I wish.
反正看着是瘦了 Well, you look it.
进来吧 Come on in.
我在做水果沙拉 I'm making fruit salad.
你朋友想吃水果不 Your friends want fruit?
-不 您太客气了 -谢谢 不用了 - No. That's very kind. - Thank you, no.
你们自便吧 Suit yourself.
他在哪呢 Where is he?
他出去了 Ah. He's out.
你们刚好错过 You just missed him.
等他回来 Well, when he gets back,
告诉他我要揍他 tell him I'm gonna punch his face in.
你想揍我 You want to punch my face?
来啊 Look what's here.
我刚说你出去了 I just said you were out.
下次大点声说 Next time, say it louder.
我又不是你肚子里蛔虫 What am I -- a mind reader?
我这次又干什么了 So, what'd I do this time?
你知道你自己干什么了 You know what you did.
瞎说 如果我知道我干了什么 Bullshit. If I knew what I did,
我就不会说 我干了什么 I wouldn't say, "What did I do?"
你如果不打算配合我 Don't ask me to say stuff
就别让我说这说那 if you're not gonna back me up.
好像我是个骗子 I look like a liar.
-我们是肖恩和贝佛利 -你们好 - We are Sean and Beverly, by the way. - Hello.
你意思你没有告诉TMZ我去戒毒了 You saying you didn't tell tmz I'm going into rehab?
你终于去戒毒了 Oh, you're finally going into rehab?
我没有去戒毒 No, I'm not going into rehab.
是因为这个我才没有拿到生活费吗 Is that why I didn't get my check?
你没有收到生活费是因为我他妈忘了 You didn't get your check because I fucking forgot.
你走了的话 他们知道继续寄支票吗 Do they know to keep sending them while you're away?
我没有去戒毒 I'm not going into rehab!
TMZ通常都说得很准的 TMZ's usually right about this stuff.
他们之所以会这么说 The only reason they're saying it
还不就是因为你告诉他们的 is 'cause you fucking told them.
我没有告诉他们 I didn't tell them.
我都不知道你要去 I didn't even know you were going.
听我说 你个疯子 Listen to me, you lunatic.
你得打给他们 说你搞错了 You're gonna call them and say you were wrong.
有什么关系 所有人都去戒毒了 What is the big deal? Everybody's in rehab.
我没有办法再重复一遍 I-I can't say it again.
他没有去戒毒 He's not going into rehab.
如果大家认为他去戒毒了 And if people think he is,
那会严重损害他的职业生涯 It could seriously damage his career.
你们从哪来的 Where are you from?
什么职业生涯 What career?
他都十年没上电视了 He hasn't been on TV in 10 years.
我现在就在上电视 I'm on TV now!
那个冰球的玩意 Oh, that thing with the hockey.
我们看过一次 We watched it once.
我好开心我们来了 I'm so glad we came.
对 我那称不上职业的生涯倒是挣不少钱 Yeah, well, that non-career of mine sure pays for a lot.
他总在我们面前炫耀 He's always got to rub our noses in it.
你确定 不要水果 You're sure? No fruit?
你负担不起 You couldn't afford it.
你以为我们不知道你多少身家 You don't think we know what you're worth?
我们搜索过你 We googled you.
你还能搜索到我多少身家 You can google what I'm worth?
你能搜索任何东西 You can google anything.
说是多少 How much did it say?
真的要说吗 在陌生人面前 Really? In front of strangers?
多少 How much?
六千 60.
六千 "60"?
太高还是太低 Too high or too low?
我他妈才不会告诉你 I'm not fucking telling you.
告诉你干吗 你就好来压榨我 So, what? So you know how much to gouge me?
你听见了吗 You hear that?
压榨他 Gouge him.
他是你父亲 He is your father.
你给他点尊敬 You show him some respect.
用勺子 你是动物吗 Use a spoon! What are you -- an animal?
放松 水果而已 Relax. It's fruit.
你就抱着你那六千万仰着下巴就进来了 You know, you just waltz in here with your $60 million.
不是六千万 It's not 60.
你以为我愿意从你那拿钱 You think I like taking money from you?
你不知道我有多尴尬 You don't think it's embarrassing for me?
尴尬不尴尬你也会收我的钱 Well, not too embarrassing to take it.
为什么 你宁愿我们饿死吗 Why? Y-you'd rather we starve to death?
我们日子过得也不怎么样 We're not exactly rolling in it here.
我已经四年没有休过假了 You know, I haven't had a vacation in four years.
你哪天不是休假 From what?!
-去你妈的 -去你妈的 - Oh, fuck you! - Fuck you!
是木瓜吗 Is that papaya?
最好不是 I hope not.
行 最后一次机会 Okay. Last chance.
你到底要不要给TMZ打电话 You gonna call tmz or not?
告诉他们什么 And tell them what?
我没做过的事情怎么取消 I can't undo something I didn't do.
懒得说了 我不供你了 That's it. I'm cutting you off.
你个死胖子 Listen, you fat fuck --
如果这个男人说不是他 if the man says he didn't do it --
你想不供我了 那就别供了 You want to cut me off, cut me.
-我现在就不供了 -好啊 - Consider yourself cut. - Fine.
我才不需要你的破钱 I don't need your goddamn money.
不需要 那这些用我的钱买的东西呢 No? How about all the shit you bought with it.
你需要这个吗 Huh? You need this?
等等 等等等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
你干什么呢 What are you doing?
他说他不需要呢 Oh, he says he doesn't need it.
拿走吧 我讨厌那盏台灯 Eh, take it. I hate that lamp.
就像在太阳上面读书一样 It's like reading on the surface of the sun.
你什么时候读过书 Since when do you read?
去你妈的 Oh, fuck you.
这让我非常不舒服 This makes me very uncomfortable.
我估计你也不需要这些枕头吧 I'm guessing you don't need these pillows, either.
拿走 这都太碍事了 Take them. They only get in the way.
它们为生活添色彩 They add color.
拿去 Here.
我非常抱歉 I am so sorry.
他带我们过来的时候我完全不知道 I had no inkling when he brought us here...
闭嘴 Shut up!
你需要这个微波炉吗 You need the microwave?
我知道这是我买的 I know I paid for this.
这是圣诞礼物 It was a christmas present.
这个不算 It shouldn't count.
谁管呢 让他带走 Who gives a shit?! Let him take it!
干吗 你要等水烧开吗 What, you're gonna wait for the water to boil?
拿去 Here.
给我那个 No, give me that.
给我那个 Give me that.
别让她拿走 Don't let her take it.
她好壮 She's very strong.
她是个八十岁老太太 She's an 80-year-old woman!
去你妈的八十岁 Fuck you, 80!
我要打电话叫警察 I'm calling the police!
赶紧叫 不然我把电话也收走了 Better do it before I take back the phones.
-做点什么 -你做点什么 - Do something. - You do something.
妈了个巴子 God damn it!
真希望大卫·休默是我儿子 I wish David Schwimmer was my son.
我也希望 So do I!
去你妈的 Fuck you.
去你妈的 Fuck you!
这车不错 This is nice.
是新的吗 Is it new?
跟你没关系 None of your business.
空间挺大啊 And it's roomy.
能放不少东西 You can put a lot of crap in there.
你想我再上去多拿点吗 You want me to go up and get some more?
去你妈的 Fuck you.
去你妈的 上车 Fuck you! Get in the car.
去死吧 你个混蛋 Drop dead, you piece of shit!
真高兴见到你 So nice to meet you.
我也是 You too.
上车 Get in!
我得说 这个惩罚好像有点重 I have to say, this feels like rather harsh justice.
并没有 It's not.
他个混蛋特别爱撒谎 这一次实在太过分了 He's a lying scumbag, and he went too far this time.
那也是 这些东西捐给慈善机构 Still, shouldn't you at least give it to a charity
或者流浪汉也好啊 or the homeless?
是啊 流浪汉就需要这个 靠垫 Yeah.That's what the homeless need -- throw pillows.
亲 我是贝丝 Hi, honey. It's Veth.
我刚跟TMZ通完电话 So, I just got off with TMZ.
你认识一个叫道恩·兰道夫的女的吗 Do you know a woman named dawn randolph?
不认识 No.
莫宁女儿 Morning's daughter?
对 Oh. Yeah.
记不住不怪你 Understandable.
你只跟人家上过一次床 You only fucked her once.
她怎么了 What about her?
据说当时是她给TMZ讲的关于戒毒的事 Evidently, she's the one who gave TMZ the rehab story.
我当时还是应该再打给她的 Guess I should have called her back.
有可能 Maybe.
我能不能给他们讲 她只是个愤怒的前任 Can I tell them she's just an angry ex?
能 可以 Yeah, yeah. Sure.
那这肯定不是我爸讲的了 So, it definitely wasn't my father?
肯定不是 他们认识他的 Definitely. They know him over there.
这次不是他 Wasn't him this time.
知道了 谢谢 Gotcha. Thanks.
你不是该把这些送回去吗 Shouldn't you give it all back?
算了 Nah.
正好让他老实点 It'll keep him on his toes.
对 算上股权 算上不动产 Yeah. Counting equities, counting real estate,
办公楼 全部算上 The office-building thing -- all of it --
给个大概的数字 Just roughly a ballpark figure.
真的 Really?
那谷歌是咋知道的 How the hell would google know that?
等一下 我得接另一个电话 Hang on. I got another call.
我待会再打给你 行 Let me call you back. Okay.
你好 Hello?
刚跟NBC通过电话 Just got off with NBC.
你猜咋的 Guess what.
他们让步了 They blinked.
真的 Seriously?
你不用试镜了 You don't have to audition.
不是开玩笑吧 No shit?
不是 No shit.
你只需要过去见个面 You just have to go in and meet.
为什么 Why?
为什么 这样他们能有点面子 Why? So they can save face.
你友好点 他们也友好点 Look, you'll make nice. They'll make nice.
你会大受欢迎的 You'll blow their skirts up.
这个可以 I can do that.
我知道你可以的 I know you can.
我不用读剧本吧 And I don't have to read?
你不用读剧本 And you don't have to read.
那好 All right.
很好 Great.
别说我没帮你做什么事 Don't say I never did anything for you.
是你说你觉得我应该去读剧本的 You're the one who told me you thought I should read.
我要是说什么都对 Hey, if I were right about everything,
你现在就还能演电影了 you'd still have a movie career.
一般不这样的 This is very unusual.
他从不迟到 He's never late.
没关系 It's fine.
我们正好聊一聊 Gives us a chance to catch up.
说的是 Totally.
最近如何 So, what's new?
我老婆得了淋巴癌 Well, uh, my wife has hodgkin's disease.
我买了部特斯拉 And I bought a tesla.
-天哪 -是啊 - Oh, my god. - I know.
感觉太奇怪了 It's so strange,
我以后再也不用买汽油了 knowing I'll never have to buy gas again.
是啊 Sure.
感觉挺好的 Feels good.
跟我说说 So, talk to me...
趁他还没来 Before he gets here.
他表现如何 How's he doing?
卡斯特 Castor?
操 Oh, shit.
不不不 一切都好 No. No, no, no. All good.
是不是遇到麻烦了 Are we in trouble here?
我觉得没有的 I don't think so.
妈的我操 Jesus, fuck!
不 没事的 No, we're fine.
只是我最好先给你提个醒 It's just I should probably give you a little heads-up.
什么 What?
有时候他看起来有那么点 Sometimes he can seem a bit...
基 Gay?
不是 No.
-反犹 -不是 - Anti-semitic? - No.
那是什么 What, then?
我道歉 我道歉 Apologies, apologies! Oh!
抱歉我来晚了 Sorry I'm late.
不 坐坐坐 No. Sit, sit, sit, sit.
真抱歉我来晚了 So sorry I'm late.
我本来二十分钟之前就到了 I was actually here 20 minutes early,
但我不想让他们帮我泊车 But I refuse to valet park.
我知道 脑子有病 I know. Crazy!
但他们会坐在你位置上 还摸你的方向盘 But they sit in your seat. They touch your wheel.
总之吧 Anyway...
我为了停车 都快开到伯班克了 I ended up parking halfway to Burbank,
洛杉矶附近小城 号称世界媒体之都
不过我现在到了 but I'm here now.
给我一秒钟 看看菜单 Just give me a sec to look at the menu,
看看有什么我能吃的 see if there's anything I can eat.
然后咱们一切好说 Then I'm all yours.
你什么意思 有什么能吃的 What do you mean, anything you can eat?
我吃素的 I'm vegan.
真让人讨厌 That's a pain in the ass.
我女儿也吃素 My daughter's vegan.
好像说这样很健康的 It's supposed to be very healthy.
你倒是问问她的体重计 Tell that to her scale.
她210斤呢 才一米五五 She weighs 230 pounds, and she's 5'1".
那得吃多少素 That's a lot of vegan.
你们离开了 这里就不一样了 Place ain't gonna smell the same without you.
出去吧 女士们 Now get out of here, ladies.
卡 And...Cut!
检查下大门 Check the gate.
朋友们 这就是《冰球小子》最后一条 And that, my friends, is a final wrap on "Pucks"!
-我的天哪 -结束了 - Oh, my god. - It's over.
真的结束了 It's actually over.
是啊 难以置信 I know. Unbelievable.
我们是不是该说点什么 Should we say a little something?
好像是 We probably should.
各位 能听我说两句吗 Everyone, can I have your attention, please?
克里斯要说呢 Or Chris will.
大家离开之前 Before everyone scatters,
有些事我想说一下 there's something I really have to say,
非常重要 and I cannot stress it enough.
你们一定要去找艾米 You must be sure to see Amy
归还更衣室钥匙 and return your dressing-room keys.
否则会收五十块钥匙费 Otherwise, there will be a $50 key charge.
谢谢大家 Thank you.
倒不是我想说的那几句 Not quite the speech I would have given.
不过也是发自内心的 But it came from the heart.
不得不说 我有点难过 I've got to say, I'm a little sad.
我知道 I know.
我也是 我都感到很诧异 Me too, which is surprising,
想想我一直以来都很讨厌这事 considering I hated every single minute of it.
你好 Hello.
我们刚刚在说感觉挺奇怪的 We were just saying this all feels very strange.
什么 What?
哦对 Oh. Yeah.
我会想念你们的 Oh, I'm gonna miss you guys!
我们可以一起出去喝一杯 Maybe we should all go out for a drink or something.
当然 Absolutely.
好主意 可惜我去不了 That sounds great, except I can't.
我要去试假发 I've got a wig fitting.
我的试播集明天拍 My pilot starts tomorrow.
她在偷衣服 She's stealing the wardrobe.
是啊 Yes, she is.
我不知道你还有个试播集 Uh, I didn't know you had a pilot.
是什么内容 What's it about?
很蠢的 科幻片 Oh, it's this stupid sci-fi thing
讲八个人在核爆炸中活下来 About eight people who, uh, survive a nuclear holocaust,
他们想让我留短发 And they want my hair short.
当然了 核爆炸呢 Well, sure. Nuclear holocaust.
是应该剪个短发 Definitely calls for a pixie cut.
就为了个试播集 我才不要剪头发 Yeah. Well, this hair's not going anywhere for a pilot.
好吧 All righty.
该结束了 I guess this is it.
哀伤脸 Sad face.
是的 到处都是哀伤脸 Yes. Sad faces all around.
保重 大家 Take care, you guys.
-拜拜 -拜拜 - Bye-bye. - Bye-bye.
拜 Bye.
就剩俩了 And then there were two.
哀伤脸 Sad face?
我可不觉得 I don't think so.
我们要回家了 We're going home.
等我们坐在飞机上吃东西的时候我才会相信 I'll believe it when we're eating nuts on the plane.
我们要回家了 We are going home.
我们要回家了 Oh, we are going home!
你得尝尝这个胡萝卜 You got to taste this carrot.
不知道为什么 I don't know why,
不过这个胡萝卜真是有史以来最好吃的 but that's the best carrot I ever tasted.
因为你饿了 It's 'cause you're hungry.
跟我说说 So...Talk to me.
进展如何 给我讲点好事 Where are we? Tell me something good.
行 首先 这人是个天才 Okay. Well, first of all, this one's a genius.
什么 What?
谢谢你 Uh...Wow. Thank you.
昨天我心情不太好 Yesterday I was kind of down.
不知道你看没看出来 I don't know if you could tell.
有点儿 有一点 A little bit, yeah. A little.
我当时觉得 我们什么也没有 I was all, "Oh, we don't have anything.
我们该怎么跟艾略特说 What are we gonna tell Elliot?!"
然后这位女士给了我一个剧本 Then this lady hands me a script.
转身就掏出来了 Just pulls it out of her ass.
我昨晚读了 I read it last night.
我的天 Oh, my god.
一定会扭转整个电视台 It's gonna turn this network around.
好的 这就是我想听的 Okay. This is what I want to hear.
你是说《我们的对立面》吗 You're talking about "The opposite of us"?
对 Uh, yeah.
简直太棒了 Ah. It is so goddamn good!
写作 超级尖锐 The writing -- razor-sharp.
这部喜剧 The comedy.
我操 Fuck!
我完全笑出声来了 I was laughing out loud.
我从来不会笑出声的 I never laugh out loud.
他确实不会 He doesn't.
这个本子有心 It's got heart.
是一部你会想看的剧 It's a show you want to watch.
我现在就想看 I want to watch it right now.
我很激动 听你说 我就很激动 I'm excited. You're talking, and I'm excited.
是谁写的 Who wrote it?
肖恩和贝佛利·林肯 Sean and Beverly Lincoln.
你知道 就是写《冰球小子》的那一对 You know, the team who did "Pucks."
那还能好 And it's good?
我告诉你 不止是好 I'm telling you -- it's not just good.
完全就是本垒打 It's a home run.
这个人发现了一个冠军 This one found a winner.
太客气了 That's very generous.
在我们决定之前 But before we commit to this,
其实还有很多其他的优秀的剧本 There are a lot of other really great scripts
我可以 转身就掏出来的 That I could, you know, pull out of my ass.
什么 不 就这个了 What? No! This is it.
我都不想拍试播集 I don't want to even shoot a pilot.
我想直接开拍一季 I want to go straight to series.
最快什么时候能开始 How soon can they start?