前情提要
我听说你们的新剧好评如潮啊 I have been hearing such great things about your new show.
-是吗 -那真是太好了 - Have you? - Oh, that's so nice.
大家都在说 超 精 彩 Word around town? A-ma-zing.
午餐我请 Lunch is on me.
翻译：小肚腩 别扭大菜找乔伊合租
午餐一直都你请 Lunch is always on you.
能让我开心的只有工作 你那有吗 What'd help is a job. You got one of those?
翻译：NANA小霸王
我又不是魔术师 Hey, I'm not a magician.
你最好从屁眼里拉点东西出来 Yeah, well, you better pull something out of your ass.
校对：NANA小霸王
你看的都是什么魔术 What magic shows did you go to?
我得给海伦起个昵称 I need a pet name for helen.
时间轴：浓子
真的吗 这么快就叫昵称了 Really? Pet names already?
后期：鱼骨头 总监：NANA小霸王
我知道 I know.
感觉同性恋的日子 It's like we're on some kind
好像一天能顶仨 of accelerated lesbian calendar.
拉拉一日 异性恋一周 Like, three days is a week.
我要是条狗 现在已经老死了 If I were a dog, I'd be dead by now.
戏里戏外
第四季第七集
看这个 Hey, look at this.
是我们新戏的布景模型 It's the set model for our new show.
-是吗 -是啊 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
他们要在摄影棚里搭起来一整个房子 They're actually building the entire house on the stage.
三层楼 所有墙壁都在外边 Three stories, and all these walls come out,
这样就能从一层楼直接转到另一层拍摄 So they can shoot from one floor to another.
随便吧 你们得看看这个 Anyway, you got to see this.
那是个阴道 Well, that's a vagina.
我儿子画的 Yeah. My kid did it.
更恶心了 Aw, even more disturbing.
不是六岁那个 是八岁那个 Not the six-year-old, the eight-year-old.
你怎么还没进监狱 How are you not in prison?
真的 这是艺术 Come on. It's art.
也是罪证 Or evidence.
准备拍摄 Picture's up.
行了 得去从事演艺事业了 All right, got to go be somewhat amusing.
我能留在这儿吗 Can I leave this here?
不能 No.
请你拿上你的下体离开 Please take your twat and go.
快看 我儿子画的 Hey, check it out. My kid did this.
你知道最烦的是什么吗 You know what really bothers me?
除了那副八岁儿童画的鲍鱼 Besides the eight-year-old drawing beaver shots?
他对我们的东西 You notice he wasn't the least bit interested
简直一丁点兴趣都没有 in our thing.
我倒是觉得 Well, I've got to say,
一个布景模型和儿童色情作品相比呢 a set model versus kiddie porn?
这不是重点 No, that's not the point.
如果是跟他无关的事 他根本无所谓 If it's not about him, he couldn't care less.
对 他只关心自己 他自恋 他 Right, he's self-involved. He's narcissistic. He's...
他是个演员 An actor.
我知道不容易记住这一点 I know it's hard to remember
他在这部戏里确实不太敬业 given his work on this show.
这友情也太一头热了 Just so bloody one-sided.
你知道吗他根本就没有问过我们要看剧本 You realize he's never even asked to read our script?
每一个人都读过了 Everyone in town has read it.
他总应该有那么一丁点好奇的吧 Wouldn't you think he'd be slightly curious?
也可能他读了 但是不喜欢 Maybe he read it and didn't like it.
可能他是想照顾我们的心情 Maybe he's just trying to spare our feelings.
你觉得他是这种人吗 Does that sound like him?
他不想读就不想读吧 管他呢 Well, then, if he doesn't want to read it, who cares?
怎么的 你需要他在文学上的见解吗 What, you need his informed literary opinion?
不是 就是 No, it's just--
这就是他 Who he is.
你就别纠结了 Please let it go.
你就夸夸他儿子的阴道 然后就此打住 Just compliment his son's vagina and leave it at that.
我们 So we, um--
我们收到了对新剧本的第一轮意见 We have our first notes on the script for the new show.
然后呢 Yeah?
太棒了 基本没什么意见 It's amazing. Virtually nothing.
有点让人心慌 这些表扬简直太过了 It's a little disconcerting, all this unbridled praise.
每个人好像都很喜欢 Everyone just seems to love it.
那太好了 That's great.
我想搞个无人机 I'm thinking of getting a drone.
无人机 A drone?
对 现在谁都能买了 Yeah, anyone can buy them now.
你要无人机来干什么 What would you do with a drone?
我也不知道 就无人机该干的呗 I don't know, drone stuff.
看看鸟的脑袋 Look at the tops of birds,
看看我的屋顶 See my roof,
作曲家 歌手 82岁
往博特·巴卡拉克房子里扔东西 Drop shit on Burt Bacharach's house.
-为什么扔他家 -说来话长 - Why Burt Bacharach? - It's a whole thing.
不过他会懂的 But he'll know.
你应该还没有读过吧 So you haven't by any chance read it, have you?
什么 What?
我们的剧本 Our script.
没有 No.
那好 Oh, good.
我刚刚还担心你可能是唯一一个 For a second, I was afraid you might be the one person
读了剧本又不喜欢的 who read it and didn't love it.
别担心 Oh, not to worry.
演员 68岁 保持很好的体型
我还可以拍苏珊·萨默斯 I could take pictures of Suzanne Somers.
什么 What?
用我的无人机 With my drone.
她就住我旁边 She lives next to me.
她的园丁告诉我的园丁 Her gardener told my gardener
她会脱光了晒太阳 that she lies out naked.
-打算飞过去看看 -可以 - I'd drone that. - Right.
一个小问题 Quick question.
你什么毛病 What is wrong with you?
-你为什么不想看 -什么 - Why don't you want to read it? - What?
我们的剧本 你为什么不想看 Our script. Why don't you want to read it?
行 好吧 我看就是了 Whoa, okay, fine. I'll read it.
别只是为了安慰我 Oh, no, don't do me any favors.
我不需要任何人同情我 I don't need a mercy read.
那行吧 All right.
不是吧你 真的不打算看了 Seriously? You're not gonna read it?
我现在真的不懂你到底想要什么 Okay, I don't know what you want here.
我希望 就这么一次 I would like, just for once,
你能花点心思关注一下 for you to be interested in
对我来说非常重要的东西 something that's important to me.
我们是不是应该先睡在一起 Shouldn't we be sleeping together
再讨论这种问题 to be having this conversation?
行 Fine.
求你了 我能读你的剧本吗 Please can I read your script?
不行 No.
你说得对 我很抱歉 You're right. I'm sorry.
-我是个自私的混蛋 -同意 - I'm a selfish asshole. - Agreed.
我真的想读一读 I really want to read it.
-真的 -真的 - Really? - Yes.
那好 All right.
但不能是因为我逼你 As long as you're not doing it
才去读的 just because I pressured you into it.
-既然这样 -什么 - Oh, well... - What?
我开玩笑呢 真是的 I'm kidding. Jesus.
还有 我知道我很少说这话 And by the way, I know I don't say it enough,
但你真的是这里最漂亮的女孩 But you're the prettiest girl in the room.
这又得上TMZ[八卦网站]了 Yeah, that's gonna be on TMZ.
愤怒男人的改写进行得怎么样了 Where are we on the angry men rewrite?
有几个还是太愤怒了 I think some of them are still too angry.
他还能写好吗 Is he ever gonna get there?
我们是不是应该直接把这个取消了 Should we just pull the plug on this thing?
可能是 我觉得他没那个能力 Probably. I don't think he's capab--
你还好吧 Are you okay?
抱歉 Sorry.
我觉得他不能 I just don't think he's--
你要不要 Do you need to--
你们觉得她会告诉我们吗 Do you think she's ever gonna tell us?
我们能肯定吗 Are we absolutely sure?
拜托 Oh, please.
你们觉得她这是几个月了 What month do you think she's in?
十一个月 十二个月 11th? 12th?
真的没有男朋友吗 And there's definitely no boyfriend?
我反正没听说 Not that I know of.
她一个人住 She lives alone.
就两只猫陪着 She just has those two cats.
她怀的可能是哪吒 Maybe she's having a cliche.
卡罗 海伦要见你 Carol, helen needs to see you.
好的 Okay.
马上回来 Right back.
早 Morning.
周末过得如何 How was your weekend?
比较安静 Quiet.
你干吗了 What did you do?
啥也没干 真的 Nothing, really.
跟朋友待着 看电视 Hung out, watched TV.
读什么了没 Read anything?
还真有 我在听一本有声书 Actually, I'm reading this book on tape.
挺不错的 It's really cool.
讲的是如果当年希特勒赢了会怎么样 It's about how if Hitler had won the war--
我跟你说 我们可真算是躲过一劫 I'll tell you, we sure dodged a bullet there.
什么 What?
-哦对 -对 - Oh, oh, right. - Right.
我待会一有空立马就读 I'm gonna get to it as soon as I get a free minute.
你周末不都有空吗 You had the whole bloody weekend.
我说了待会就读 I said I'll read it.
就二十八页 It's 28 pages.
首部获得普利策奖的畅销小说
又不是《金翅雀》 It's not the fucking Goldfinch.
-我不懂 -那本书才叫厚 - I don't know-- - It's a thick book.
-懂了 -难以置信 - Got you. - Unbelievable.
敲敲 什么事 Knock, knock. What's up?
我桌子上有给你的东西 I believe there is something for you on my desk.
这是什么 What is this?
你干什么了 What did you do?
打开来 Open it.
你不该这样 You should not have done this.
我的天哪 Oh, my god.
这简直 This is--
从来没有人 No one has ever--
我没法 I can't even--
我没法 I can't--
我没法呼吸了 I can't breathe.
淡定 你在呼吸呢 Calm down. You're breathing.
一把钥匙 A key?
才两个礼拜 After two weeks?
这简直 来得太猛了 It's just-- it's too much too fast.
我跟你说了没 Oh, did I tell you?
她已经邀请我去斯坦福 She already invited me to Stanford
参加她女儿的毕业典礼 for her daughter's graduation.
六月 In June.
那也还好 Well, that's not so--
不是今年六月 明年六月 No, not this June. Next June.
天哪 Oh, god.
我到底什么毛病 What is wrong with me?
我应该开心的 I should be happy.
这明明像是美梦成真 This-- it's like a dream come true,
可我现在长了荨麻疹 And I'm getting hives.
过敏性皮肤病
这肯定是荨麻疹 Oh, that is definitely hive-y.
行 别看了 All right, stop looking.
好 好 听我说 Okay. Okay, listen.
你一定得告诉她你的感受 You have to tell her how you feel.
你不能吃着过敏药谈恋爱 You can't spend an entire relationship on antihistamines.
我该说什么啊 Wh-what am I supposed to say?
别那么爱我 求你了 "Less love, please."
我不想伤害她 I--I don't want to hurt her.
你只是让她稍微放慢点 You're just asking her to slow down a bit.
如果你想让这段感情持续下去 Look, if this relationship has any hope of sustaining,
就一定得坦诚 You have got to be honest.
行 好 Okay, fine.
你说得对 You're right.
我懂了 I hear you.
好 Yeah.
喂 亲爱的 Hi, sweetie.
不是 我在牙医这呢 No, I'm at the dentist.
掉了个牙冠 I lost a crown.
没事 待会就回来 It's all good. Be back soon.
我得走了 I got to go.
其实我也是个作家 You know, I'm a writer too.
不 我不知道 Oh, no. No, I did not.
我在写一个电影剧本 I'm working on a screenplay.
不错嘛 Oh, good for you.
讲的是一个女孩 It's about this girl.
然后呢 Oh, okay.
没有人在意她 Nobody ever notices her.
没有人过问她的生活 问她过的怎么样 No one ever asks about her life or how she's doing.
就好像她不是一个人 It's--it's like she's not a person too.
没人在乎 No one cares.
所以她决定杀掉她的同事 So she decides to kill her coworkers.
这我真没想到 Did not see that coming.
这就是转折点 There's your twist.
她是这么想的 你们不是不在意我吗 She just feels like, "You don't notice me?
你们会在意的 You'll notice me."
这就是动机 And there's your motivation.
很好 动机很重要 Good, you'll need that.
然后 她杀掉了他们 So... She kills them...
下毒杀的 By poisoning them.
这样啊 I see.
她准备了很久 一点点下毒 She does it slowly, little by little,
没有人怀疑她 因为她只不过是某个女孩 And no one suspects because she's just this girl.
她是谁啊 谁也不是 Who is she? She's nobody.
没人会想到她 No one would think.
确实不会 简直是完美的犯罪 Of course not. Perfect crime.
等我写完了能给你看吗 Can I show it to you when I'm done?
当然了 我非常感兴趣 Absolutely. Yes, I'm very interested.
你吃的哪来的 Where did you get that?
就那边 Over there.
你干吗 What are you doing?
没事 Nothing.
简直天才 Fucking brilliant.
你看了 You read it?
-我有得选吗 -有趣 - Like I had a choice. - Interesting.
哦对了 我可能提过一次 Oh, well, I might have mentioned once or--
别看我了 Stop looking at me.
真是太棒了 It is so good.
真的 Really?
我的天呐 简直笑尿了 Oh, my god. I laughed my ass off.
我现在知道为什么每个人都大惊小怪的 Now I see why everybody's flipping out.
-谢谢你了 -我的天 - Thank you. - My goodness.
你们开始选角了吗 So have you started casting?
我能帮人说两句好话吗 Can I put in a good word for someone?
当然了 谁 Absolutely. Who?
我 Me.
-不好意思你说谁 -你说啥 - I'm sorry? - Say what?
我很愿意演出 I would love to do this.
太好了 Great.
是啊 太好了 Yes, great.
你觉得哪个角色合适 What, um-- what part were you thinking?
那肯定得是安德森 Well, got to be Anderson.
简直就是为我量身定做的 It's like you wrote it for me.
并不是 Not really.
你应该知道 演安德森的演员 Y-you should know that the actor playing Anderson
同时还得演里格斯 可能比你想的要 also has to play Riggs, so that's maybe more than you--
我去 我爱死里格斯了 Holy shit, I love riggs.
是我第二喜欢的角色 That's my second favorite.
所以我同时扮演安德森以及里格斯 So I'm Anderson and Riggs?
看样子是了 Apparently so.
我告诉你们 我之前还很害怕 I got to tell you, I was so scared
会为了钱去演一些很垃圾的戏 I'd get stuck taking some shit show for the check,
可是这一部 But this?
还是跟你们一起拍 And with you guys?
我不知道该说些什么了 I--I don't know what to say.
我想我们此刻都无语凝噎 I think we're all at a loss.
行 我这就去给经纪人打电话 All right. I got to call my agent.
把这事提上议程 Let's get this thing going.
你为什么要说太好了 Why did you say "Great"?
-你也说了 -还不是因为你先说 - Well, you said "Great." - Only because you said it.
你都说了好 如果我不跟着说 If I don't say "Great" After you say "Great,"
那我不就成了坏人 suddenly I'm the bad guy.
还有我告诉你 倒不是为了批评你 And may I just point out-- not in a judgmental way--
要不是因为你强迫他读了剧本 None of this would have happened
这事压根就不会发生 if you hadn't forced him to read the bloody thing.
这全是你搞出来的 This is all of your making.
我们不希望他演这部戏吧 We don't want him in it, do we?
你是正儿八经问我这个问题吗 不希望 You're really asking me that? No.
-你呢 -不 他错了 - Do you? - No, he's dead wrong.
-但他好兴奋啊 -我知道 - But he's so excited. - I know.
我们走过马特·勒布朗这条老路 But we have been down the Matt LeBlanc road.
崎岖颠簸 终点还是万丈悬崖 It is bumpy, and it ends in a cliff.
-所以 -我也不知道 - So... - I don't know.
我们总得想办法啊 But we have to do something.
这车已经开出去了 This train is moving.
你们一会儿干嘛去 Hey, what are you guys doing later?
没事 Nothing.
来海滩 我弄点牛排 Come to the beach. I'll throw some steaks on.
咱们庆祝一下 We'll celebrate this thing.
-太好了 -行 - Great. - Cool.
-这次谁说的太好了 -我知道 - Who said "Great" that time? - Yeah, I know.
你注意到我们没把车停下来 And you notice we didn't stop the train.
没 还加挂了个餐车 No. We added a dining car.
你喜欢狗吗 Are you a dog person?
怎么了 你点的什么 Why? What did you order?
不知道 I don't know.
只是想或许我们可以养只狗 I was just thinking, you know, maybe we should get a dog.
不喜欢 Oh, not a fan?
不是 只是我从来没养过 Uh, no, I just never had one.
我妈妈过敏 My mother was allergic.
我们养过只鸟 叫路易斯 We had a bird, Louise.
我姐姐教会她说 My sister taught her to say...
我们要崩了 "We're gonna crash.
-我们要崩了 -天啊 - We're gonna crash." - oh, my god.
是啊 家里气氛比较凝重 Yeah. It was pretty tense at home.
肯定的 I'll bet.
所以养狗还是不养 So dog or no dog?
要怎么个养法 Well, how would it work?
它住哪啊 Where would it live?
住这里 Here.
跟我们一起 With us.
有人吗 Hello?
外面呢 Out here.
-我好怕 -别无选择 - So dreading this. - Has to be done.
对 Right.
微笑 牙露多了 Smile. Too many teeth.
好 All right.
我都忘了这里有多美了 I forgot how beautiful this is.
你什么时候来过 When were you here?
等你想 I'll wait.
对 我们 对 Yes, we--right.
然后你也来了 我们 And then you came over, and we...
欢迎再次光临 Welcome back.
喝点红酒 How about some wine?
-越多越好 -好的 拜托了 - Gallons. - Yes, please.
好了 有牛排 All right, we got steaks.
有玉米和土豆 There's corn, potatoes.
我妈妈做了拿手的提拉米苏 My mom made her famous tiramisu.
-你妈妈来了 -是 - Your--your mother's here? - Yeah.
她上周来的 听说我爸要不行了 She came out last week when she heard my father might die.
想来前排围观一下 She wanted a ringside seat.
妈 Ma!
她不爱戴助听器 She hates wearing her hearing aids.
妈 Ma!
没事 Eh, that's okay.
闻着肉味她就出来了 She'll come out when she smells the meat cooking.
祝《我们的对立面》 So here's to The Opposite of Us.
祝它成为《冰球小子》的对立面 Here's hoping it's the opposite of pucks!
-好 -当然 - Oh, yes. - Oh, absolutely.
我去拿牛排 马上回来 I'm gonna get the steaks. I'll be right back.
-他妈妈在 -操 - His mother's here. - Fuck.
我们不能当她面说啊 We can't tell him in front of her.
-我们不能跟他说 -我知道 - We can't not tell him. - I know.
这回好了 他妈也坐上这车了 Oh, great, so now his mother's on the train.
反正你也总住在这 I mean, you're here all the time anyway.
你还能把你家房子租出去 You could rent your place out.
赚点房租 Make a few bucks.
一举多得 是不是 It just makes sense, you know?
我知道你想什么呢 And I know what you're thinking.
你知道 You do?
这里到处都是我的东西 Everything here is me, me, me, me.
没有你的存在感 There's no you.
我是这样想的 So what I was thinking was,
我们把我的破烂都扔了 we get rid of all of my shit
一起重新装修 and redo the whole thing together.
啥 What?
太疯狂了 That's crazy.
才不会 你要住在这就不会 No, it's not. Not if you're gonna live here.
-或者 -或者啥 - Or... - Or?
我们买个新房子 We buy a whole new place.
海滩边上的怎么样 Oh, what about the beach?
想象我俩下班一起回家 Oh, imagine the two of us coming home from work,
有海 有落日 and there's the ocean, there's the sunset,
还有条狗等着我们 and our puppy's waiting for us!
我们要崩了 We're gonna crash.
什么 What?
我听不下去了 I can't do this.
我做不到 对不起 I can't. I'm sorry.
就是 太过了 It's--it's just-- it's too much.
什么太过了 What's too much?
一切 All of it.
你非常棒 I mean, you're the best,
是我见过最棒的人 most wonderful person ever.
但你不觉得这一切 But don't you think it's all happening
发生的有点快吗 just a little too fast?
就 Just a--
好的 Okay.
对不起 I'm sorry.
哪有 Oh, no.
不用道歉 我的错 Don't apologize. My fault.
我只是以为你跟我是同步的 I just assumed that you were where I was.
是 没错 我是跟你同步的 No, no, I am where you are.
只是 在你后边一点 Just, uh, behind you a ways.
我在这 Here I am.
我不应该说出来的 I shouldn't have said anything.
不 我很高兴你说了 No, I'm glad you did.
不然我要一个人领条蠢狗傻坐在沙滩上了 I'd be stuck out at the fucking beach with some stupid dog.
我只是觉得 Uh, I think it's just--
对我来说这全部都很新鲜 This whole thing is very new for me.
我约会过的其他男人都 I mean, every other guy I've been with--
我不是说你是男人 I'm not saying you're a guy.
谢你啊 Thanks.
只是 It's just--it's--
和我经历过的都太不同了 It's so different than anything I've ever--
我不是那个事 And I don't mean that way.
相信我 我很享受 Believe me, I'm loving all that stuff.
不要 等等 Oh, no, wait.
听着 你也知道我只跟混蛋在一起过 Look, you know I have only gone out with assholes.
你还跟其中一个混蛋结过婚 You were married to one of them.
我不习惯幸福 I'm not used to nice.
我想我可能是吓到了 I think I'm just scared
害怕自己那么在乎你 by how much I care about you.
我确实没想吓到你 Well, I certainly didn't mean to scare you.
我知道 I know.
对不起 我刚有点 And I'm sorry I got a little...
过来吧 猴皮筋 Come here, scrunch.
我本来什么都没想说 Oh, I wasn't even gonna say anything.
但贝佛利说 But then Beverly said--
贝佛利 Beverly?
贝佛利跟你建议我们该怎么相处 Oh, Beverly's giving you advice about us?
也许吧 Maybe.
怎么了 Why?
我知道她是你的朋友 Well, I mean, I know she's your friend,
但我不确定她是为我们俩好 but I'm not sure she has our best interests at heart.
不是吗 No?
其中一个原因 Well, for one,
明显她爱着你呢 She's clearly in love with you.
贝佛利 Beverly?
疯了吧 Oh, that's crazy.
大多数时候她对我连喜欢都算不上 She doesn't even like me most of the time.
好的 Oh, okay.
不是 她不喜欢... 她结婚了 No, she's not into-- she's married.
我还结过婚呢 I was married.
虽然如此 我不觉得 Even so, I don't think--
得了吧 你看她那发型 Oh, please. Look at her hair.
你们觉得这怎么样 So what do you think of this?
我演里格斯的时候 可以留着胡子 When I'm Riggs, I've got, like, a beard,
演安德森的时候 可以 But when I'm Anderson, maybe,
戴假头套 或者直接就秃顶头套 like, a weird wig or even a bald cap or--
是不是太过了 Is that too much?
什么过分 这块牛排才好吃得过分了 I'll tell you what's too much--this steak.
天呐 你可真是烤牛排专家 Oh, my god, you're, like, a steak savant.
也不需多少技巧 就是肉放火上嘛 Not a lot to it, just meat and fire.
你们怎么认为 戴秃顶头套还是 So what do you think? Bald cap or--
现在定好像太早了 It's a little too soon to--
我懂 只是 No, I know, it's just--
我满脑子都在想着这事 I can't stop thinking about it.
说真的 我们也一直在想 Oh, believe me, neither can we.
你们还在考虑苏珊·萨兰登吗 So you guys still thinking about Susan Sarandon?
老实说 我现在明白了 'Cause I got to say, I could totally see that now.
那个 You know...
我们老谈工作 你妈妈会很无聊的 We don't need to bore your mother with work talk.
她什么都听不到 She can't hear anything.
妈 小心点 韩国人来了 Ma, look out, Koreans!
说实话 要是她能听到的话 Believe me, if she could hear...
苏珊·萨兰登那事 So Susan Sarandon?
在哪 Where?
这她又能听到了 That she heard.
其实吧 Here's the thing.
电视台坚持 The network is adamant about
不用大牌 not going with "Names".
对不住了 苏珊 Sorry, Susan.
所以只有我和一些新人 So what then, just me and an ensemble?
我觉得他们是想 I'm afraid they are dead set against
所有大牌都不用 any names at all.
等等 包括我在内 Wait, even me?
一致意见 Across the board.
连我也不用 Even me?
我们都认为这是个错误 但又能怎么做 We think it's a huge mistake, but what can you do?
去争取啊 Fight it.
这就是你们能做的 That's what you can do.
这可是你们的剧 It's your show.
你们有权决定谁来演 You should have a say in who's in it.
不能就这么妥协 Don't just roll over.
你们上一次就是这样搞砸了 That's how you got screwed the last time.
说真的 我们可没有妥协 Oh, believe me. We did not just roll over.
我们为你争取了很久 We fought very hard for you.
非常久 Very, very hard.
谁死了 Who's dead?
这话谁说的 So who's this coming from?
叫什么名字来着 新来的默克 What's her name? The new Merc?
海伦 Helen, yeah.
要是我和她当面谈谈呢 What if I sat down with her?
她漂亮吗 Is she cute?
说不定还有另一张牌可以出 Maybe there's a card to play there.
相信我 这把牌你是不可能赢的 Trust me, you are never gonna crack that deck,
想洗牌都没戏 not even to shuffle.
-是吗 -都是Q[王后] - No? - Many Queens.
基本没有K和J的份[国王和侍从] Not so much with the Kings and Jacks.
懂了 好吧 那就算了 Got it. All right, forget that.
我们直接打电话给她 Let's just call her.
什么 你说什么 Uh, what? What?
说不定我们仨一起能让她改变主意 Yeah, maybe the three of us can turn her around.
她现在肯定不在办公室了 Oh, I'm sure she's already left the office.
那我们就打去她家里 So we'll just call her at home.
什么 淡定 大晚上的 What? Easy, pinot noir.
你不能直接打去她家里 You can't just call her at home.
为什么不能 Why not?
我的经纪人肯定有她号码 I'm sure my agent's got her number.
他们其实很喜欢 You know, these guys actually like it
你们把他们当人来看 when you treat them like people.
但他们不是 我同意肖恩 But they're not. I agree with Sean.
打扰她可能是个大错误 It would be a big mistake to bother--
我是马特 Hey, it's Matt.
你有海伦 Do you have Helen...
拜什 Basch.
拜什家里电话吗 Basch's home phone?
我现在和肖恩还有贝佛利在一起 I'm here with Sean and Beverly.
她和他们说不想让我参演 She told them she doesn't want me in their show.
真的吗 Really?
等等 Hang on.
他说他跟她谈过 He's saying he spoke to her just to see
要给我多少片酬 what kind of money they're thinking,
她都不知道你们要让我参演 and she didn't even know you'd offered it to me.
有可能 Well, maybe...
他和她谈的时候 她还没跟我们谈过 He spoke to her before she spoke with us.
听到了吗 You hear that?
他说他是一个小时前刚跟她谈过 He's saying he talked to her, like, an hour ago.
一小时前你们就一直在这 You were here an hour ago.
肯定有合理解释 There must be some logical explanation.
真不知道她在想些什么 I don't know what she could be thinking.
-可能是 -我们可以明天早上 It could be some kind... - We can get into it with her
-阴险的电视台策略 -再找她 - of sinister network ploy. - in the morning.
回头再打给你 I'll call you back.
你们到底跟她谈过没有 Did you talk to her or not?
这牛排太生了 This is too rare for me.
看着就像刚出过车祸 It looks like it was in a car accident.
我觉得她吃了我的那份 I think she's got mine.
天呐 Oh, my God.
快拿去吧 Please, here, take it.
瞧 Yeah, see?
这块是烤熟了的 This one is cooked.
没错 Yes, it is.
你们想让我演你们的剧吗 Do you want me in your show?
我们知道她肯定不会答应的 We know she'll never go for it.
别答非所问 That's not what I asked.
你们 Do you...
想让我演你们的剧吗 want me in your show?
那你为啥非要我读那狗屁剧本 Then why'd you make me read the fucking thing?
显然我不该让你读的 Clearly I should not have.
我们都很抱歉 We're both so sorry.
软骨 Gristle.
是的 Yes, it is.
我看我们还是先走了 Perhaps it would be best if we left.
他们要去哪 Where are they going?
你们要去哪 Where are you going?
我们得先闪了 勒布朗太太 Um, I'm afraid we have to run, Mrs. Leblanc.
-什么 -我们得走了 - What? - We have to leave now.
很感谢... It was so lovely--
等等 Wait, wait.
你替我俩向你妈说声晚安吧 If you could just tell your mother good night for us.
提拉米苏 Tiramisu.
不用了 你真是太好了 Oh, no, that's very kind,
但我们真的得 but I'm afraid we really have to--
我亲手做的 I made it.
不不 我知道是你做的 但 No, no, I-I know you did, but--
看起来很好吃 但我们真的得 It looks delicious, but we really must--
快吃吧 Enjoy.
太美味了 It's brilliant.
太好吃了 Mmm, this is such a treat.
我们会记得的 一辈子 We will remember this forever.
特别好吃 Well, that was glorious.
还要吗 More?
-不不 谢了 -不用了 - No. No, thank you. - No, no. No, no.
行了 那个 All right then, so, uh...
我们走了 We--we're off.
再说一次 我们真的非常后悔 Again, we could not regret this more.
明天见 We'll see you tomorrow.
非常抱歉 So sorry.
真的很抱歉 Very sorry.
怪我们没处理好 So poorly handled.
谢谢邀请我俩 Thank you for having us.
我们下次再聚 We must do this again.
你脑子抽了吗 What is wrong with you?
我也不知道 I don't know.
他们人挺好的 They seem nice.