前情提要
我聽說你們的新劇好評如潮啊 I have been hearing such great things about your new show.
-是嗎 -那真是太好了 - Have you? - Oh, that's so nice.
大家都在說 超 精 彩 Word around town? A-ma-zing.
午餐我請 Lunch is on me.
翻譯：小肚腩 別扭大菜找喬伊合租
午餐一直都你請 Lunch is always on you.
能讓我開心的只有工作 你那有嗎 What'd help is a job. You got one of those?
翻譯：NANA小霸王
我又不是魔術師 Hey, I'm not a magician.
你最好從屁眼里拉點東西出來 Yeah, well, you better pull something out of your ass.
校對：NANA小霸王
你看的都是什么魔術 What magic shows did you go to?
我得給海倫起個昵稱 I need a pet name for helen.
時間軸：濃子
真的嗎 這么快就叫昵稱了 Really? Pet names already?
后期：魚骨頭 總監：NANA小霸王
我知道 I know.
感覺同性戀的日子 It's like we're on some kind
好像一天能頂仨 of accelerated lesbian calendar.
拉拉一日 異性戀一周 Like, three days is a week.
我要是條狗 現在已經老死了 If I were a dog, I'd be dead by now.
戲里戲外
第四季第七集
看這個 Hey, look at this.
是我們新戲的布景模型 It's the set model for our new show.
-是嗎 -是啊 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
他們要在攝影棚里搭起來一整個房子 They're actually building the entire house on the stage.
三層樓 所有墻壁都在外邊 Three stories, and all these walls come out,
這樣就能從一層樓直接轉到另一層拍攝 So they can shoot from one floor to another.
隨便吧 你們得看看這個 Anyway, you got to see this.
那是個陰道 Well, that's a vagina.
我兒子畫的 Yeah. My kid did it.
更惡心了 Aw, even more disturbing.
不是六歲那個 是八歲那個 Not the six-year-old, the eight-year-old.
你怎么還沒進監獄 How are you not in prison?
真的 這是藝術 Come on. It's art.
也是罪證 Or evidence.
準備拍攝 Picture's up.
行了 得去從事演藝事業了 All right, got to go be somewhat amusing.
我能留在這兒嗎 Can I leave this here?
不能 No.
請你拿上你的下體離開 Please take your twat and go.
快看 我兒子畫的 Hey, check it out. My kid did this.
你知道最煩的是什么嗎 You know what really bothers me?
除了那副八歲兒童畫的鮑魚 Besides the eight-year-old drawing beaver shots?
他對我們的東西 You notice he wasn't the least bit interested
簡直一丁點興趣都沒有 in our thing.
我倒是覺得 Well, I've got to say,
一個布景模型和兒童色情作品相比呢 a set model versus kiddie porn?
這不是重點 No, that's not the point.
如果是跟他無關的事 他根本無所謂 If it's not about him, he couldn't care less.
對 他只關心自己 他自戀 他 Right, he's self-involved. He's narcissistic. He's...
他是個演員 An actor.
我知道不容易記住這一點 I know it's hard to remember
他在這部戲里確實不太敬業 given his work on this show.
這友情也太一頭熱了 Just so bloody one-sided.
你知道嗎他根本就沒有問過我們要看劇本 You realize he's never even asked to read our script?
每一個人都讀過了 Everyone in town has read it.
他總應該有那么一丁點好奇的吧 Wouldn't you think he'd be slightly curious?
也可能他讀了 但是不喜歡 Maybe he read it and didn't like it.
可能他是想照顧我們的心情 Maybe he's just trying to spare our feelings.
你覺得他是這種人嗎 Does that sound like him?
他不想讀就不想讀吧 管他呢 Well, then, if he doesn't want to read it, who cares?
怎么的 你需要他在文學上的見解嗎 What, you need his informed literary opinion?
不是 就是 No, it's just--
這就是他 Who he is.
你就別糾結了 Please let it go.
你就夸夸他兒子的陰道 然后就此打住 Just compliment his son's vagina and leave it at that.
我們 So we, um--
我們收到了對新劇本的第一輪意見 We have our first notes on the script for the new show.
然后呢 Yeah?
太棒了 基本沒什么意見 It's amazing. Virtually nothing.
有點讓人心慌 這些表揚簡直太過了 It's a little disconcerting, all this unbridled praise.
每個人好像都很喜歡 Everyone just seems to love it.
那太好了 That's great.
我想搞個無人機 I'm thinking of getting a drone.
無人機 A drone?
對 現在誰都能買了 Yeah, anyone can buy them now.
你要無人機來干什么 What would you do with a drone?
我也不知道 就無人機該干的唄 I don't know, drone stuff.
看看鳥的腦袋 Look at the tops of birds,
看看我的屋頂 See my roof,
作曲家 歌手 82歲
往博特·巴卡拉克房子里扔東西 Drop shit on Burt Bacharach's house.
-為什么扔他家 -說來話長 - Why Burt Bacharach? - It's a whole thing.
不過他會懂的 But he'll know.
你應該還沒有讀過吧 So you haven't by any chance read it, have you?
什么 What?
我們的劇本 Our script.
沒有 No.
那好 Oh, good.
我剛剛還擔心你可能是唯一一個 For a second, I was afraid you might be the one person
讀了劇本又不喜歡的 who read it and didn't love it.
別擔心 Oh, not to worry.
演員 68歲 保持很好的體型
我還可以拍蘇珊·薩默斯 I could take pictures of Suzanne Somers.
什么 What?
用我的無人機 With my drone.
她就住我旁邊 She lives next to me.
她的園丁告訴我的園丁 Her gardener told my gardener
她會脫光了曬太陽 that she lies out naked.
-打算飛過去看看 -可以 - I'd drone that. - Right.
一個小問題 Quick question.
你什么毛病 What is wrong with you?
-你為什么不想看 -什么 - Why don't you want to read it? - What?
我們的劇本 你為什么不想看 Our script. Why don't you want to read it?
行 好吧 我看就是了 Whoa, okay, fine. I'll read it.
別只是為了安慰我 Oh, no, don't do me any favors.
我不需要任何人同情我 I don't need a mercy read.
那行吧 All right.
不是吧你 真的不打算看了 Seriously? You're not gonna read it?
我現在真的不懂你到底想要什么 Okay, I don't know what you want here.
我希望 就這么一次 I would like, just for once,
你能花點心思關注一下 for you to be interested in
對我來說非常重要的東西 something that's important to me.
我們是不是應該先睡在一起 Shouldn't we be sleeping together
再討論這種問題 to be having this conversation?
行 Fine.
求你了 我能讀你的劇本嗎 Please can I read your script?
不行 No.
你說得對 我很抱歉 You're right. I'm sorry.
-我是個自私的混蛋 -同意 - I'm a selfish asshole. - Agreed.
我真的想讀一讀 I really want to read it.
-真的 -真的 - Really? - Yes.
那好 All right.
但不能是因為我逼你 As long as you're not doing it
才去讀的 just because I pressured you into it.
-既然這樣 -什么 - Oh, well... - What?
我開玩笑呢 真是的 I'm kidding. Jesus.
還有 我知道我很少說這話 And by the way, I know I don't say it enough,
但你真的是這里最漂亮的女孩 But you're the prettiest girl in the room.
這又得上TMZ[八卦網站]了 Yeah, that's gonna be on TMZ.
憤怒男人的改寫進行得怎么樣了 Where are we on the angry men rewrite?
有幾個還是太憤怒了 I think some of them are still too angry.
他還能寫好嗎 Is he ever gonna get there?
我們是不是應該直接把這個取消了 Should we just pull the plug on this thing?
可能是 我覺得他沒那個能力 Probably. I don't think he's capab--
你還好吧 Are you okay?
抱歉 Sorry.
我覺得他不能 I just don't think he's--
你要不要 Do you need to--
你們覺得她會告訴我們嗎 Do you think she's ever gonna tell us?
我們能肯定嗎 Are we absolutely sure?
拜托 Oh, please.
你們覺得她這是幾個月了 What month do you think she's in?
十一個月 十二個月 11th? 12th?
真的沒有男朋友嗎 And there's definitely no boyfriend?
我反正沒聽說 Not that I know of.
她一個人住 She lives alone.
就兩只貓陪著 She just has those two cats.
她懷的可能是哪吒 Maybe she's having a cliche.
卡羅 海倫要見你 Carol, helen needs to see you.
好的 Okay.
馬上回來 Right back.
早 Morning.
周末過得如何 How was your weekend?
比較安靜 Quiet.
你干嗎了 What did you do?
啥也沒干 真的 Nothing, really.
跟朋友待著 看電視 Hung out, watched TV.
讀什么了沒 Read anything?
還真有 我在聽一本有聲書 Actually, I'm reading this book on tape.
挺不錯的 It's really cool.
講的是如果當年希特勒贏了會怎么樣 It's about how if Hitler had won the war--
我跟你說 我們可真算是躲過一劫 I'll tell you, we sure dodged a bullet there.
什么 What?
-哦對 -對 - Oh, oh, right. - Right.
我待會一有空立馬就讀 I'm gonna get to it as soon as I get a free minute.
你周末不都有空嗎 You had the whole bloody weekend.
我說了待會就讀 I said I'll read it.
就二十八頁 It's 28 pages.
首部獲得普利策獎的暢銷小說
又不是《金翅雀》 It's not the fucking Goldfinch.
-我不懂 -那本書才叫厚 - I don't know-- - It's a thick book.
-懂了 -難以置信 - Got you. - Unbelievable.
敲敲 什么事 Knock, knock. What's up?
我桌子上有給你的東西 I believe there is something for you on my desk.
這是什么 What is this?
你干什么了 What did you do?
打開來 Open it.
你不該這樣 You should not have done this.
我的天哪 Oh, my god.
這簡直 This is--
從來沒有人 No one has ever--
我沒法 I can't even--
我沒法 I can't--
我沒法呼吸了 I can't breathe.
淡定 你在呼吸呢 Calm down. You're breathing.
一把鑰匙 A key?
才兩個禮拜 After two weeks?
這簡直 來得太猛了 It's just-- it's too much too fast.
我跟你說了沒 Oh, did I tell you?
她已經邀請我去斯坦福 She already invited me to Stanford
參加她女兒的畢業典禮 for her daughter's graduation.
六月 In June.
那也還好 Well, that's not so--
不是今年六月 明年六月 No, not this June. Next June.
天哪 Oh, god.
我到底什么毛病 What is wrong with me?
我應該開心的 I should be happy.
這明明像是美夢成真 This-- it's like a dream come true,
可我現在長了蕁麻疹 And I'm getting hives.
過敏性皮膚病
這肯定是蕁麻疹 Oh, that is definitely hive-y.
行 別看了 All right, stop looking.
好 好 聽我說 Okay. Okay, listen.
你一定得告訴她你的感受 You have to tell her how you feel.
你不能吃著過敏藥談戀愛 You can't spend an entire relationship on antihistamines.
我該說什么啊 Wh-what am I supposed to say?
別那么愛我 求你了 "Less love, please."
我不想傷害她 I--I don't want to hurt her.
你只是讓她稍微放慢點 You're just asking her to slow down a bit.
如果你想讓這段感情持續下去 Look, if this relationship has any hope of sustaining,
就一定得坦誠 You have got to be honest.
行 好 Okay, fine.
你說得對 You're right.
我懂了 I hear you.
好 Yeah.
喂 親愛的 Hi, sweetie.
不是 我在牙醫這呢 No, I'm at the dentist.
掉了個牙冠 I lost a crown.
沒事 待會就回來 It's all good. Be back soon.
我得走了 I got to go.
其實我也是個作家 You know, I'm a writer too.
不 我不知道 Oh, no. No, I did not.
我在寫一個電影劇本 I'm working on a screenplay.
不錯嘛 Oh, good for you.
講的是一個女孩 It's about this girl.
然后呢 Oh, okay.
沒有人在意她 Nobody ever notices her.
沒有人過問她的生活 問她過的怎么樣 No one ever asks about her life or how she's doing.
就好像她不是一個人 It's--it's like she's not a person too.
沒人在乎 No one cares.
所以她決定殺掉她的同事 So she decides to kill her coworkers.
這我真沒想到 Did not see that coming.
這就是轉折點 There's your twist.
她是這么想的 你們不是不在意我嗎 She just feels like, "You don't notice me?
你們會在意的 You'll notice me."
這就是動機 And there's your motivation.
很好 動機很重要 Good, you'll need that.
然后 她殺掉了他們 So... She kills them...
下毒殺的 By poisoning them.
這樣啊 I see.
她準備了很久 一點點下毒 She does it slowly, little by little,
沒有人懷疑她 因為她只不過是某個女孩 And no one suspects because she's just this girl.
她是誰啊 誰也不是 Who is she? She's nobody.
沒人會想到她 No one would think.
確實不會 簡直是完美的犯罪 Of course not. Perfect crime.
等我寫完了能給你看嗎 Can I show it to you when I'm done?
當然了 我非常感興趣 Absolutely. Yes, I'm very interested.
你吃的哪來的 Where did you get that?
就那邊 Over there.
你干嗎 What are you doing?
沒事 Nothing.
簡直天才 Fucking brilliant.
你看了 You read it?
-我有得選嗎 -有趣 - Like I had a choice. - Interesting.
哦對了 我可能提過一次 Oh, well, I might have mentioned once or--
別看我了 Stop looking at me.
真是太棒了 It is so good.
真的 Really?
我的天吶 簡直笑尿了 Oh, my god. I laughed my ass off.
我現在知道為什么每個人都大驚小怪的 Now I see why everybody's flipping out.
-謝謝你了 -我的天 - Thank you. - My goodness.
你們開始選角了嗎 So have you started casting?
我能幫人說兩句好話嗎 Can I put in a good word for someone?
當然了 誰 Absolutely. Who?
我 Me.
-不好意思你說誰 -你說啥 - I'm sorry? - Say what?
我很愿意演出 I would love to do this.
太好了 Great.
是啊 太好了 Yes, great.
你覺得哪個角色合適 What, um-- what part were you thinking?
那肯定得是安德森 Well, got to be Anderson.
簡直就是為我量身定做的 It's like you wrote it for me.
并不是 Not really.
你應該知道 演安德森的演員 Y-you should know that the actor playing Anderson
同時還得演里格斯 可能比你想的要 also has to play Riggs, so that's maybe more than you--
我去 我愛死里格斯了 Holy shit, I love riggs.
是我第二喜歡的角色 That's my second favorite.
所以我同時扮演安德森以及里格斯 So I'm Anderson and Riggs?
看樣子是了 Apparently so.
我告訴你們 我之前還很害怕 I got to tell you, I was so scared
會為了錢去演一些很垃圾的戲 I'd get stuck taking some shit show for the check,
可是這一部 But this?
還是跟你們一起拍 And with you guys?
我不知道該說些什么了 I--I don't know what to say.
我想我們此刻都無語凝噎 I think we're all at a loss.
行 我這就去給經紀人打電話 All right. I got to call my agent.
把這事提上議程 Let's get this thing going.
你為什么要說太好了 Why did you say "Great"?
-你也說了 -還不是因為你先說 - Well, you said "Great." - Only because you said it.
你都說了好 如果我不跟著說 If I don't say "Great" After you say "Great,"
那我不就成了壞人 suddenly I'm the bad guy.
還有我告訴你 倒不是為了批評你 And may I just point out-- not in a judgmental way--
要不是因為你強迫他讀了劇本 None of this would have happened
這事壓根就不會發生 if you hadn't forced him to read the bloody thing.
這全是你搞出來的 This is all of your making.
我們不希望他演這部戲吧 We don't want him in it, do we?
你是正兒八經問我這個問題嗎 不希望 You're really asking me that? No.
-你呢 -不 他錯了 - Do you? - No, he's dead wrong.
-但他好興奮啊 -我知道 - But he's so excited. - I know.
我們走過馬特·勒布朗這條老路 But we have been down the Matt LeBlanc road.
崎嶇顛簸 終點還是萬丈懸崖 It is bumpy, and it ends in a cliff.
-所以 -我也不知道 - So... - I don't know.
我們總得想辦法啊 But we have to do something.
這車已經開出去了 This train is moving.
你們一會兒干嘛去 Hey, what are you guys doing later?
沒事 Nothing.
來海灘 我弄點牛排 Come to the beach. I'll throw some steaks on.
咱們慶祝一下 We'll celebrate this thing.
-太好了 -行 - Great. - Cool.
-這次誰說的太好了 -我知道 - Who said "Great" that time? - Yeah, I know.
你注意到我們沒把車停下來 And you notice we didn't stop the train.
沒 還加掛了個餐車 No. We added a dining car.
你喜歡狗嗎 Are you a dog person?
怎么了 你點的什么 Why? What did you order?
不知道 I don't know.
只是想或許我們可以養只狗 I was just thinking, you know, maybe we should get a dog.
不喜歡 Oh, not a fan?
不是 只是我從來沒養過 Uh, no, I just never had one.
我媽媽過敏 My mother was allergic.
我們養過只鳥 叫路易斯 We had a bird, Louise.
我姐姐教會她說 My sister taught her to say...
我們要崩了 "We're gonna crash.
-我們要崩了 -天啊 - We're gonna crash." - oh, my god.
是啊 家里氣氛比較凝重 Yeah. It was pretty tense at home.
肯定的 I'll bet.
所以養狗還是不養 So dog or no dog?
要怎么個養法 Well, how would it work?
它住哪啊 Where would it live?
住這里 Here.
跟我們一起 With us.
有人嗎 Hello?
外面呢 Out here.
-我好怕 -別無選擇 - So dreading this. - Has to be done.
對 Right.
微笑 牙露多了 Smile. Too many teeth.
好 All right.
我都忘了這里有多美了 I forgot how beautiful this is.
你什么時候來過 When were you here?
等你想 I'll wait.
對 我們 對 Yes, we--right.
然后你也來了 我們 And then you came over, and we...
歡迎再次光臨 Welcome back.
喝點紅酒 How about some wine?
-越多越好 -好的 拜托了 - Gallons. - Yes, please.
好了 有牛排 All right, we got steaks.
有玉米和土豆 There's corn, potatoes.
我媽媽做了拿手的提拉米蘇 My mom made her famous tiramisu.
-你媽媽來了 -是 - Your--your mother's here? - Yeah.
她上周來的 聽說我爸要不行了 She came out last week when she heard my father might die.
想來前排圍觀一下 She wanted a ringside seat.
媽 Ma!
她不愛戴助聽器 She hates wearing her hearing aids.
媽 Ma!
沒事 Eh, that's okay.
聞著肉味她就出來了 She'll come out when she smells the meat cooking.
祝《我們的對立面》 So here's to The Opposite of Us.
祝它成為《冰球小子》的對立面 Here's hoping it's the opposite of pucks!
-好 -當然 - Oh, yes. - Oh, absolutely.
我去拿牛排 馬上回來 I'm gonna get the steaks. I'll be right back.
-他媽媽在 -操 - His mother's here. - Fuck.
我們不能當她面說啊 We can't tell him in front of her.
-我們不能跟他說 -我知道 - We can't not tell him. - I know.
這回好了 他媽也坐上這車了 Oh, great, so now his mother's on the train.
反正你也總住在這 I mean, you're here all the time anyway.
你還能把你家房子租出去 You could rent your place out.
賺點房租 Make a few bucks.
一舉多得 是不是 It just makes sense, you know?
我知道你想什么呢 And I know what you're thinking.
你知道 You do?
這里到處都是我的東西 Everything here is me, me, me, me.
沒有你的存在感 There's no you.
我是這樣想的 So what I was thinking was,
我們把我的破爛都扔了 we get rid of all of my shit
一起重新裝修 and redo the whole thing together.
啥 What?
太瘋狂了 That's crazy.
才不會 你要住在這就不會 No, it's not. Not if you're gonna live here.
-或者 -或者啥 - Or... - Or?
我們買個新房子 We buy a whole new place.
海灘邊上的怎么樣 Oh, what about the beach?
想象我倆下班一起回家 Oh, imagine the two of us coming home from work,
有海 有落日 and there's the ocean, there's the sunset,
還有條狗等著我們 and our puppy's waiting for us!
我們要崩了 We're gonna crash.
什么 What?
我聽不下去了 I can't do this.
我做不到 對不起 I can't. I'm sorry.
就是 太過了 It's--it's just-- it's too much.
什么太過了 What's too much?
一切 All of it.
你非常棒 I mean, you're the best,
是我見過最棒的人 most wonderful person ever.
但你不覺得這一切 But don't you think it's all happening
發生的有點快嗎 just a little too fast?
就 Just a--
好的 Okay.
對不起 I'm sorry.
哪有 Oh, no.
不用道歉 我的錯 Don't apologize. My fault.
我只是以為你跟我是同步的 I just assumed that you were where I was.
是 沒錯 我是跟你同步的 No, no, I am where you are.
只是 在你后邊一點 Just, uh, behind you a ways.
我在這 Here I am.
我不應該說出來的 I shouldn't have said anything.
不 我很高興你說了 No, I'm glad you did.
不然我要一個人領條蠢狗傻坐在沙灘上了 I'd be stuck out at the fucking beach with some stupid dog.
我只是覺得 Uh, I think it's just--
對我來說這全部都很新鮮 This whole thing is very new for me.
我約會過的其他男人都 I mean, every other guy I've been with--
我不是說你是男人 I'm not saying you're a guy.
謝你啊 Thanks.
只是 It's just--it's--
和我經歷過的都太不同了 It's so different than anything I've ever--
我不是那個事 And I don't mean that way.
相信我 我很享受 Believe me, I'm loving all that stuff.
不要 等等 Oh, no, wait.
聽著 你也知道我只跟混蛋在一起過 Look, you know I have only gone out with assholes.
你還跟其中一個混蛋結過婚 You were married to one of them.
我不習慣幸福 I'm not used to nice.
我想我可能是嚇到了 I think I'm just scared
害怕自己那么在乎你 by how much I care about you.
我確實沒想嚇到你 Well, I certainly didn't mean to scare you.
我知道 I know.
對不起 我剛有點 And I'm sorry I got a little...
過來吧 猴皮筋 Come here, scrunch.
我本來什么都沒想說 Oh, I wasn't even gonna say anything.
但貝佛利說 But then Beverly said--
貝佛利 Beverly?
貝佛利跟你建議我們該怎么相處 Oh, Beverly's giving you advice about us?
也許吧 Maybe.
怎么了 Why?
我知道她是你的朋友 Well, I mean, I know she's your friend,
但我不確定她是為我們倆好 but I'm not sure she has our best interests at heart.
不是嗎 No?
其中一個原因 Well, for one,
明顯她愛著你呢 She's clearly in love with you.
貝佛利 Beverly?
瘋了吧 Oh, that's crazy.
大多數時候她對我連喜歡都算不上 She doesn't even like me most of the time.
好的 Oh, okay.
不是 她不喜歡... 她結婚了 No, she's not into-- she's married.
我還結過婚呢 I was married.
雖然如此 我不覺得 Even so, I don't think--
得了吧 你看她那發型 Oh, please. Look at her hair.
你們覺得這怎么樣 So what do you think of this?
我演里格斯的時候 可以留著胡子 When I'm Riggs, I've got, like, a beard,
演安德森的時候 可以 But when I'm Anderson, maybe,
戴假頭套 或者直接就禿頂頭套 like, a weird wig or even a bald cap or--
是不是太過了 Is that too much?
什么過分 這塊牛排才好吃得過分了 I'll tell you what's too much--this steak.
天吶 你可真是烤牛排專家 Oh, my god, you're, like, a steak savant.
也不需多少技巧 就是肉放火上嘛 Not a lot to it, just meat and fire.
你們怎么認為 戴禿頂頭套還是 So what do you think? Bald cap or--
現在定好像太早了 It's a little too soon to--
我懂 只是 No, I know, it's just--
我滿腦子都在想著這事 I can't stop thinking about it.
說真的 我們也一直在想 Oh, believe me, neither can we.
你們還在考慮蘇珊·薩蘭登嗎 So you guys still thinking about Susan Sarandon?
老實說 我現在明白了 'Cause I got to say, I could totally see that now.
那個 You know...
我們老談工作 你媽媽會很無聊的 We don't need to bore your mother with work talk.
她什么都聽不到 She can't hear anything.
媽 小心點 韓國人來了 Ma, look out, Koreans!
說實話 要是她能聽到的話 Believe me, if she could hear...
蘇珊·薩蘭登那事 So Susan Sarandon?
在哪 Where?
這她又能聽到了 That she heard.
其實吧 Here's the thing.
電視臺堅持 The network is adamant about
不用大牌 not going with "Names".
對不住了 蘇珊 Sorry, Susan.
所以只有我和一些新人 So what then, just me and an ensemble?
我覺得他們是想 I'm afraid they are dead set against
所有大牌都不用 any names at all.
等等 包括我在內 Wait, even me?
一致意見 Across the board.
連我也不用 Even me?
我們都認為這是個錯誤 但又能怎么做 We think it's a huge mistake, but what can you do?
去爭取啊 Fight it.
這就是你們能做的 That's what you can do.
這可是你們的劇 It's your show.
你們有權決定誰來演 You should have a say in who's in it.
不能就這么妥協 Don't just roll over.
你們上一次就是這樣搞砸了 That's how you got screwed the last time.
說真的 我們可沒有妥協 Oh, believe me. We did not just roll over.
我們為你爭取了很久 We fought very hard for you.
非常久 Very, very hard.
誰死了 Who's dead?
這話誰說的 So who's this coming from?
叫什么名字來著 新來的默克 What's her name? The new Merc?
海倫 Helen, yeah.
要是我和她當面談談呢 What if I sat down with her?
她漂亮嗎 Is she cute?
說不定還有另一張牌可以出 Maybe there's a card to play there.
相信我 這把牌你是不可能贏的 Trust me, you are never gonna crack that deck,
想洗牌都沒戲 not even to shuffle.
-是嗎 -都是Q[王后] - No? - Many Queens.
基本沒有K和J的份[國王和侍從] Not so much with the Kings and Jacks.
懂了 好吧 那就算了 Got it. All right, forget that.
我們直接打電話給她 Let's just call her.
什么 你說什么 Uh, what? What?
說不定我們仨一起能讓她改變主意 Yeah, maybe the three of us can turn her around.
她現在肯定不在辦公室了 Oh, I'm sure she's already left the office.
那我們就打去她家里 So we'll just call her at home.
什么 淡定 大晚上的 What? Easy, pinot noir.
你不能直接打去她家里 You can't just call her at home.
為什么不能 Why not?
我的經紀人肯定有她號碼 I'm sure my agent's got her number.
他們其實很喜歡 You know, these guys actually like it
你們把他們當人來看 when you treat them like people.
但他們不是 我同意肖恩 But they're not. I agree with Sean.
打擾她可能是個大錯誤 It would be a big mistake to bother--
我是馬特 Hey, it's Matt.
你有海倫 Do you have Helen...
拜什 Basch.
拜什家里電話嗎 Basch's home phone?
我現在和肖恩還有貝佛利在一起 I'm here with Sean and Beverly.
她和他們說不想讓我參演 She told them she doesn't want me in their show.
真的嗎 Really?
等等 Hang on.
他說他跟她談過 He's saying he spoke to her just to see
要給我多少片酬 what kind of money they're thinking,
她都不知道你們要讓我參演 and she didn't even know you'd offered it to me.
有可能 Well, maybe...
他和她談的時候 她還沒跟我們談過 He spoke to her before she spoke with us.
聽到了嗎 You hear that?
他說他是一個小時前剛跟她談過 He's saying he talked to her, like, an hour ago.
一小時前你們就一直在這 You were here an hour ago.
肯定有合理解釋 There must be some logical explanation.
真不知道她在想些什么 I don't know what she could be thinking.
-可能是 -我們可以明天早上 It could be some kind... - We can get into it with her
-陰險的電視臺策略 -再找她 - of sinister network ploy. - in the morning.
回頭再打給你 I'll call you back.
你們到底跟她談過沒有 Did you talk to her or not?
這牛排太生了 This is too rare for me.
看著就像剛出過車禍 It looks like it was in a car accident.
我覺得她吃了我的那份 I think she's got mine.
天吶 Oh, my God.
快拿去吧 Please, here, take it.
瞧 Yeah, see?
這塊是烤熟了的 This one is cooked.
沒錯 Yes, it is.
你們想讓我演你們的劇嗎 Do you want me in your show?
我們知道她肯定不會答應的 We know she'll never go for it.
別答非所問 That's not what I asked.
你們 Do you...
想讓我演你們的劇嗎 want me in your show?
那你為啥非要我讀那狗屁劇本 Then why'd you make me read the fucking thing?
顯然我不該讓你讀的 Clearly I should not have.
我們都很抱歉 We're both so sorry.
軟骨 Gristle.
是的 Yes, it is.
我看我們還是先走了 Perhaps it would be best if we left.
他們要去哪 Where are they going?
你們要去哪 Where are you going?
我們得先閃了 勒布朗太太 Um, I'm afraid we have to run, Mrs. Leblanc.
-什么 -我們得走了 - What? - We have to leave now.
很感謝... It was so lovely--
等等 Wait, wait.
你替我倆向你媽說聲晚安吧 If you could just tell your mother good night for us.
提拉米蘇 Tiramisu.
不用了 你真是太好了 Oh, no, that's very kind,
但我們真的得 but I'm afraid we really have to--
我親手做的 I made it.
不不 我知道是你做的 但 No, no, I-I know you did, but--
看起來很好吃 但我們真的得 It looks delicious, but we really must--
快吃吧 Enjoy.
太美味了 It's brilliant.
太好吃了 Mmm, this is such a treat.
我們會記得的 一輩子 We will remember this forever.
特別好吃 Well, that was glorious.
還要嗎 More?
-不不 謝了 -不用了 - No. No, thank you. - No, no. No, no.
行了 那個 All right then, so, uh...
我們走了 We--we're off.
再說一次 我們真的非常后悔 Again, we could not regret this more.
明天見 We'll see you tomorrow.
非常抱歉 So sorry.
真的很抱歉 Very sorry.
怪我們沒處理好 So poorly handled.
謝謝邀請我倆 Thank you for having us.
我們下次再聚 We must do this again.
你腦子抽了嗎 What is wrong with you?
我也不知道 I don't know.
他們人挺好的 They seem nice.