《我们的生活》前情回顾 Previously on This Is Us...
尼克和弗兰妮 Nick, Franny...
这是你们的表妹海莉 This is your cousin Hailey.
她真美 Beautiful.
快看她 Look at her.
新一代的三个小家伙 The new Big Three.
我们特别高兴你来了 We are so happy you are here.
我觉得我们得记住她面对着多大的压力 I think we have to remember how much pressure she's under,
克拉克舞蹈学校
千万小心... you know, and to take great care not to...
别再给她施压 exacerbate said pressure.
你在教我怎么跟我女儿说话吗 You're trying to tell me how to speak to my daughter?
不 不 我... No, ma'am. No. I-I--
因为之前 我接工作电话时收到通知... Earlier today, when I was on the phone with work.
我被解雇了 I got laid off.
刚才的几个小时里 And I've been torturing myself
我一直在自我折磨 因为我知道我必须告诉你 for the last few hours 'cause I knew I had to tell you,
但我不想毁了今天这个好日子 but I didn't want to ruin today.
你永远不会毁掉任何事 You are never gonna ruin anything.
好吗 我们今天就享受家庭生活吧 Okay? Let's just be a family today.
你准备好 You ready
给三个新生儿宝宝洗澡了吗 to bathe three brand-new babies
背靠背靠背 back-to-back-to-back?
一会儿就知道了 是不是 We're about to find out, aren't we?
我这里都准备好了 I got it all set up here.
是吗 Yeah?
我们去抱宝宝吧 Let's go grab them.
对了 我用了高露洁 Hey, I'm just using the Palmolive.
可以吧 That's okay, right?
我开玩笑的 I'm kidding.
好啦 洗完澡给你做个按摩好不好 Okay. How 'bout a little massage after your bath, milady?
-孩子怎么样 -挺好的 - How's she doing? - She's good.
我来加入一下 Let me get in on this here.
好了吗 Ready?
帮你打蜡 Wax on,
帮你擦掉 wax off.
该起来了 快起来 Time to get up. You're up.
-这么快 不是刚喂过吗 -是啊 - Already? I just fed them. - Yeah.
我知道 来吧 I know. Come on.
来吧 Come on.
我感觉我每天光顾喂奶了 I feel like all I do is breastfeed.
我的天呐 我还穿着奶牛睡衣 And, oh, my God, I am wearing cow pajamas.
我就是行走的奶牛场 I am literally a dairy farm.
好了 Okay!
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翻译 青椒 春天里的小熊 芦笋战机鸡
翻译 学术男优 小y 梦靥 capitaljack
你觉得这些够两个孩子用吗 You think we have enough for two babies?
校对 梦靥 青椒
今晚首次 ...making his first appearance
在电视台亮相 仅仅是惊鸿一瞥... on network television tonight. A short appearance...
时间轴 廉童伍 大葱
格洛古 把球给我 Grogu, give me the ball.
后期 8T
快点 Come on.
我看着你的脸 莫妮克 Looking at you in the face, Monique,
-你根本不后悔 -别跟我说这个 - you're not remorseful. - Not right now.
总监 红枫
你以后可不能像莫妮克一样 Don't you be a Monique.
他们真的太好看了 They really are beautiful.
我忍不住盯着他们看 I can't stop staring at 'em.
她简直完美 She's perfect.
我们的生活 第五季第十集
你不可能永远躲在这里 You know you can't hide out here forever.
我没有躲 我只是享受这里的风景 I'm not hiding. I'm just enjoying the view.
唯一的风景就是栅栏 The view is a fence.
你还拿了个电暖气 And you brought out a heater.
难道咖啡机也算 And a-a coffee maker?
好吧 听我说 All right, look,
我们之前去新奥尔良的时候 I'm grateful that your mom came to watch the girls
你妈妈来照看女儿们我很感激 while we were in New Orleans.
但是我们回家已经有段时间了 But we've been home for a while,
而她还在这里 and she's still here.
虽然我很喜欢跟家人待着 And even though I love family,
但是待在你俩旁边并不轻松 it is not easy being around you two.
剑拔弩张的气氛 The tension is thick,
只有走廊... and the porch is...
能够救我 not inside.
她总拿除尘拖把追着我 She follows me around with a Swiffer.
我知道怎么收拾家 兰德尔 I mean, I know how to keep a home, Randall.
我知道 I know you do.
每次孩子们不用盘子吃东西 Anytime the girls don't use a plate,
她看我的眼神就像我养了一窝狼 she looks at me like I raised a pack of wolves.
我懂 I hear you.
谢天谢地 她明天就走了 Thank God she's leaving tomorrow.
她想在她走之前 大家再一起吃个饭 She wants to have a big family dinner before she goes,
我打算使出我的浑身解数 and I am gonna pull out all the stops.
我告诉你 我要做她最爱的咖喱鸡 I'm telling you, her favorite curry chicken.
-亚麻餐巾 -凯洛琳版最后的晚餐 - Linen napkins. - Carol's Last Supper.
不 可不止这个 Oh, no, no. It's much more than that.
这是"做一顿完美晚餐 It's the "Make a perfect dinner to prove
证明我是个能干的母亲 that I'm a capable mother
让她别再挑我毛病"的晚餐 so she can stop judging me" supper.
好 Oh, good.
我最喜欢想证明什么的晚餐了 I love a dinner with something to prove.
你进屋来吧 Come in from the porch.
这就进屋去 Coming in from the porch.
我们一定要看这个吗 Do we have to watch this?
不是说好了 在下午上课前 You're supposed to be making lunch
你们来负责做午餐吗 before your afternoon classes.
苔丝 Tess,
下课之后再玩手机吧 好吗 phone can wait until after school, okay?
我在跟亚历克斯说话 我们一起上数学课 I'm texting with Alex who's in my math class.
所以这算学校相关事务 所以没问题 Technically, it's school-related, so I'm good.
我想看《海军罪案调查处》 I want to watch NCIS.
-安妮 那是老年人看的 -不 - Annie, that's for old people. - No.
-外婆让我喜欢上了 -我不在乎 - Grandma got me into it. - I don't care.
马克·哈蒙是我的梦中情人 Mark Harmon's a dreamboat.
-梦中情人 -孩子们 别闹了 - A dreamboat? - Hey, girls, come on.
你没事吧 你65岁吗 What are you, like, 65?
你已经看了一整天电视了 You've been watching TV all day.
那不公平 That's not fair.
女士们 女士们 Ladies. Ladies.
关掉电视 我们来打扫一下 Turn off the television. Let's clean up this mess.
苔丝 Tess?
我们看看能不能在厨房找点健康的东西 Let's see if we can find something healthy in the kitchen.
克拉克妈妈 你的火车明天几点出发 Mama C, what time does your train leave tomorrow?
你想赶我走吗 兰德尔 You trying to get rid of me, Randall?
我 不是 I-- No, ma'am.
-我只是... -那就好 - I was just... - Well, that's good.
因为美铁有免费改签政策 Because Amtrak has a "No change fee" Policy,
所以我延后了一周 so I delayed a week.
感觉你这里还用得上帮手 Seems you could use an extra set of hands around here.
亲爱的 请把这些扔进垃圾桶 Darling, throw these in the garbage, please.
还有这个 And this.
-看看你 洗过澡的人 -嗯 - Look at you, person who showered. - Yep.
我给你带了一件特别的东西 And I brought you something special.
你不是奶牛 你是漂亮的女人 You are not a cow. You are a beautiful woman.
所以我给你买了... So I bought you...
一条好看的裙子 a beautiful dress.
我在想或许明晚 And I was thinking maybe tomorrow night
我们邀请凯特和托比过来吃晚餐 we invite Kate and Toby over for dinner.
我已经问过娜塔莎 她可以留下帮忙 I already checked with Natasha. She's fine to stay and help out.
所以我们坐下来 在餐桌吃顿饭 So, you know, we sit down, we have a meal at a table.
你说怎么样 What do you say?
我能泵好奶 喝一杯红酒吗 Can I pump and have a half glass of wine?
可以 Yeah.
-把裙子给我 -给 - Gimme that dress. - There you go.
等等 正式的晚餐吗 Wait, like, a real dinner?
用餐盘的那种 Like, with dinner plates?
好 我们加入 Yeah, we're in.
除了带杰克去上音乐课 I haven't even left the house
我一直没出过门 but to take Jack to his music class,
他爱上那课 但是... which he loves. But...
晚餐会给我一个理由 dinner would give me a reason
在这周终于洗个澡了 to actually shower this week.
小凯 我能一会再打给你吗 Hey, Kev, can I call you back?
好的 再见 Okay. Bye-bye.
盲人音乐学校
我一周不止洗一次澡 I do shower more than once a week.
真的 I do.
杰克 是萨尔兹曼博士 Jack, it's Dr. Salzman.
杰克 你好 Hi, Jack.
-你怎么样 -很好 - How are you? - Good.
我们想念你在教室里当志愿者的时候 We have missed you volunteering in the classroom.
我也很怀念 I miss it, too.
对 只是 Yeah, it's just, um,
带着新生宝宝 有点忙乱 所以... with the new baby, you know, it's been a little hectic, so...
对了 杰克和我一直在给她 By the way, Jack and I have been singing her
唱我们在这学到的所有歌 all the songs that we're learning here.
是不是 杰克 Aren't we, Jack?
有你当她妈妈 她注定会爱音乐的 Well, with you as her mother, she's bound to be musical.
可能她也别无选择 Well, I don't know if she has a choice.
对 所以... Yeah. So...
还有什么 What else?
我跟你说了我在上一家公司的经历 I told you about my time with my last company.
对 你说了 Yes. You did.
听起来是很棒的经历 Sounds like a great experience.
对 Yeah.
是的 的确是 是很棒 It was. It was-- it was great.
出了点小状况 So, that happened.
听我说 特伦斯 我知道这次面试不太顺利 Look, Terrence, I know that this isn't going great.
这大概是我第30次无果的面试 Okay. This is, like, my 30th interview with no nibbles,
在电脑屏幕前展现自我 and it's getting kind of difficult
变得有点困难了 to give my all to a computer screen,
尤其是当我要在车库里用九号铁 especially when I'm rocking my newborn daughter
晃悠我刚出生的女儿的时候 with a nine iron in the garage.
所以 我们能开门见山吗 So, uh, can we just cut to the chase?
我有机会吗 还是确定没戏 Do I have a shot at this or should we just call this one
可以把裤子穿上了 and put some pants on?
开门见山吗 Cutting to the chase?
你是我们的最佳人选 托比 You're our top candidate, Toby.
让我跟合伙人谈谈 我们会再联系你的 Let me talk to my partners and we'll get back to you.
好的 太好了 Wow. Okay. Great.
万分感谢 Thank you so much.
爸爸是不是可能找到新工作了 Did Daddy possibly just get a new job?
我觉得是 我觉得是 I think he did. I think he did.
你看起来很帅 Wow. You look handsome.
米格尔说我应该戴领带去吃晚餐 Yeah, Miguel said I should probably wear a tie to dinner.
会觉得我看起来太谄媚了吗 You don't think I look too much like a suck-up?
不会 你不谄媚 No. You're not sucking up.
你是隐晦地暗示想要升职 You are angling for a promotion,
是好事 which would be nice,
因为尿布很贵 because diapers are expensive.
你倒挺会给我增加压力 Way to put a little pressure on it.
不不 我不是要给你压力 No, no. I'm-I'm not putting pressure on you.
我觉得你应该就做自己 I think you should just go be yourself
让那些穿仑迪西装的人看看 and show those Lundy suits that
你不止是个工头 you are more than a foreman.
"不止是个工头" "More than a foreman."
你是个"土头"[多一点] You're a five-man.
这梗还挺可爱的 That was very cute.
我知道 我可能睡眠不足 I know. I might be sleep-deprived,
但妈妈还有梗 but Mama's still got it.
你确定今晚一个人 Are you sure you're gonna be okay here alone
独自照顾孩子能行吗 with the kids tonight?
你不想奢侈一下找个保姆吗 You don't want to splurge and get a sitter?
不不 我不想奢侈 No. No, I don't want to splurge.
说真的 趁你还能走的时候赶紧走 Seriously, leave while you can.
-好吧 祝我好运 -我会的 不过你不需要 - All right, wish me luck. - I would, but you don't need it.
没有新邮件吗 No new e-mails?
没有 Nope.
跟合伙人谈谈需要多久 How long does it take to talk to your partners?
或许那人只是跟我口头说说 Maybe the guy was just giving me lip service.
不 亲爱的 你很棒 No. Babe, you're amazing.
他们喜欢你 你会得到这份工作的 They loved you. You're gonna get the job.
而且我觉得你应该为此感到激动 And I think you should let yourself feel excited about it.
是 我会激动的 Yeah, I-I would be excited
如果不必再动用我们的存款的话 not to have to dip into our savings,
这是肯定的 I'll tell you that much.
但你知道特伦斯跟我说什么吗 But you know what Terrence was telling me?
他说他们不仅提供股票期权 He was saying that not only do they offer stock options
而且他们还有一整间屋子 but they also-- they have an entire room
专门放麦片 dedicated to cereal.
-那简直是你的天堂 -可不是 - That's perfect for you. - I know.
但是 我们能不能 先不告诉凯文 But, look, c-can we just-- can we just not tell Kevin
这件事 一切都尘埃落定后再说 about any of this stuff until we see how this all plays out?
-好吧 -好的 - Okay. - OKay.
但是宝贝 他是家人 我们什么都可以告诉他 But, babe, he's family. We can tell him anything.
我知道 我只是 Yeah, I know. I just--
如果要我跟他说我失业了 If I have to tell him that I lost my job,
我宁愿在找到新工作后再说 I'd rather have a new job lined up already.
好吧 Okay.
我本想做点特别的东西 I wanted to make something special
因为我以为那会是你 for what I thought was gonna be your,
最后一顿晚餐 last dinner.
但我也想计划一下 But just so I can plan,
你还要在这吃几顿晚饭 妈 how many more dinners we thinking, Mom?
我说不准 Oh, I'm not sure.
别在咖喱里放太多苏格兰帽椒 don't put too many Scotch bonnet peppers in that curry.
不是所有人都能掌握好火候的 Not everyone can handle the heat.
我就能 I can handle the heat.
苔丝 帮我摆下餐具 Hey, Tess, help me set the table.
我要去亚历克斯家吃饭 I'm gonna go over Alex's for dinner.
今晚不行 今晚要家庭聚餐 Oh, not tonight. We're gonna have a family dinner.
但你可以改天去她家吃饭 But you can go over her house another night.
天呐 我跟你讲过 Oh, my God. I told you.
不是"她" 是"他们" It's not "Her." It's "Their."
抱歉抱歉 他们家 Sorry, sorry. Their house.
我只是得习惯用复数代词 I just got to get used to using a plural pronoun
指代单数名词 你知道吗 in a singular way, you know?
这其实不是很难 It's actually not that difficult.
历史上我们一直在用"他们"指代单数 We've used "They" singularly throughout history really.
"有人把他们的伞落在办公室了" "Somebody left their umbrella at the office."
你看 多简单 See? Simple.
没错 简单 Yup. Right. Simple.
你好 皮尔森太太 Hey, Mrs. Pearson.
-你好 -你好 克拉克太太 - Hey - Hey, Mrs. Clarke.
兰德尔在吗 is Randall here?
我得跟他说件工作上的事 I got to talk to him about a work thing.
在 他在外面走廊 Yeah, he's outside on his porch.
好吧 我在这等好了 Okay. I'll just wait here, I guess.
这就是你的藏身之处 对吧 This your little hideout, huh?
我没有藏 小伙子 Not hiding, youngster.
只是 给自己留点空间 Just, uh, carving out a little space for myself.
里面有太多强势 又固执己见的女人 There's a lot of strong, opinionated women inside.
但既然你来了 But now that you're here,
性别比例就持平了 we are evening out the gender scales.
你 我 还有我的新罗勒盆栽 You, me and my new basil plant.
你的罗勒是男的 Your basil's a guy?
其实罗勒盆栽不分性别 Actually, basil plants don't have a gender.
他们由小飞虫授粉 They're pollinated by small flying insects.
但是 没错 他是男的 But also, yes, he's a dude.
你还好吗 You all right?
你有心事吗 Something on your mind?
好吧 我就直说了 Oh, okay, I'll-I'll just say it.
我 我需要一些建议 I-I... I kind of need some advice.
你来找我寻求建议吗 You're coming to me for advice?
看看 这就对了 You see, that's what I'm talking about.
我的女儿们从来不向我寻求建议 My daughters never come to me for advice,
而我有一大堆建议想分享 and I'm so full of wonderful advice to share.
拉把椅子过来吧 小弟 Pull up a chair, young brother.
什么事情 What is it?
学校 事业 图书推荐 还是女人 School, career, book recommendation, women?
你正在和我女儿约会 所以最好别是女人问题 You're dating my daughter, so it better not be women.
不是女人问题 It's not women.
就是 其实是关于詹妮尔的 No, it's, uh... it's actually about Janelle,
-我的孩子 -好的 - my-my kid. - Okay.
她妈妈想回到她的生活中来 Her mom wants to come back into her life.
好吧 Okay.
你怎么想的 How you feel about that?
在我有孩子后 詹妮弗的... Well, when I had her, Jennifer's--
詹妮弗是詹妮尔的妈妈 J-Jennifer's Janelle's mom--
她父母想把孩子送人收养 her parents wanted to put the baby up for adoption.
当时场面闹得很难看 It got real ugly there for a minute.
我和我父母不得不为了完全监护权 You know, me and my parents had to fight like hell
拼命打官司 for full custody.
但就在几天前 But a couple of days ago,
詹妮弗联系我 还说... Jennifer reached out, and...
她现在想照顾小孩 now she wants to be involved.
我是说 我不知道... I-I mean, I don't... I don't know. I...
我对此没问题 I don't have a problem with it,
但我知道我爸妈不会同意的 but I know my parents wouldn't have it.
我不知道 我只是... I don't know. I-I guess...
我只是觉得你经历了这么多 I guess I just thought with everything you've been through,
可能会有想法 you'd have some thoughts on it?
这件事有点难给建议 It's a tough thing to give advice about.
没有什么情况是完全一样的 所以... You know, no two situations are exactly the same, so...
不认识我的生母 对我来说是一种空缺 It was a big hole for me, not knowing my birth mother.
而我在40岁才得到些答案 And I finally just got some answers at 40.
所以我想 So I guess,
如果你询问我的经验 if you're asking about my experience,
我想说... I would say...
如果我有机会认识我妈 ...if I had a chance to know my mom,
可能我就不用花这么长时间看心理医生了 it would have saved me a lot of time in therapy.
好吧 Okay.
我知道我该做什么了 I know what I'm gonna do.
如果这方法行不通 And if this does not work out,
我就在这儿一直陪着你和罗勒 I will be spending a lot of time here with you and your basil.
朋友 我和艾萨克都会对你感激不尽的 Hey, man, Isaac and I will appreciate the company.
天呐 你还给他取名了 Oh, God, you named him.
-是谁啊 -凯文 - Who's here? - Kevin!
快进来 Hey! Come on in.
你好吗 帅哥 What's up? How you doing, handsome?
你好吗 谢谢 How are you? Hi. Thank you.
来和我刚出生的侄女拍第一张自拍 Let me get my first selfie with my new niece here.
好了 There we go.
你们家布置得真棒 Wow. Your house looks so nice.
不是我弄的 全靠我们家田螺保姆 It is not me. It's our magical nanny.
我只用照她说的做就行了 I just do whatever she tells me.
我来帮你们把东西放好 Here, let's get you guys settled.
-谢谢 -把她安顿好 我的孩子们都在后面 - Thank you. - And take her. I have the babies in the back.
你好啊 小美人儿 Hi, pretty.
老天 你是要开商店吗 Geez, what, are you opening a store?
是啊 我知道挺夸张的 Yeah, I know, right?
和我共事过的每个人都给我们准备了礼物 Every single person I ever worked with got us something.
这里的 这些叫"玩偶奶嘴" These right here-- these are called "WubbaNubs."
-格伦·克洛斯送来的 -嗯 - Glenn Close sent those over. - Yeah.
杰西卡·艾尔巴送了我一柜子尿布 I got a cabinet full of diapers from Jessica Alba.
但最棒的是 我特地给你留了 But the best, the best, my friend, I saved for you.
这些科伊巴雪茄 是莱昂纳多·迪卡普里奥... These are Cohibas from Leonardo DiCaprio's...
的经纪人给的 manager.
-如果你坚持 -我觉得我们必须... - If we must. - I think we must.
我很想和你叙叙旧 你知道吗 And I'm looking forward to catching up with you, you know?
我想知道你最近过得怎么样 I want to hear everything that's going on in your life.
我想知道宝宝吃了多少奶 I want to hear how many ounces the baby is eating,
特伦斯 很高兴认识你 但很遗憾 我们决定录用另一位候选人 祝你找工作好运
如果你们打算进行睡眠训练 If you guys are planning on sleep training,
如果确实有打算的话 你打算什么时候开始 and if you are, when are you planning on doing that.
我嘴里说出来的都是些什么话 What are the words that are coming out of my mouth?
我到底怎么了 What the hell has happened to me?
不管怎么说 你... Anyway, are you, uh...?
小托 你来吗 Tobe, you coming?
嗯 来 Yup. Yeah.
我得给他施点压 Well, I got to put a little pressure on him.
看看能不能推一推事情的进度 See if we can get some things moving down there.
小镇的工程快把他逼疯了 Town's driving him a little nutty.
我发誓 如果这周结束前还没拿到 I swear if I don't get Waterstone's B.O.Q.
沃特斯通的BOQ 我们就不管了 by the end of the week, we're moving on.
是指工程量清单 That's a bill of quantity.
你已经抱怨那家伙好几个月了 You've been complaining about that guy for months.
我还和他合作 只是因为 The only reason I still do business with him is
他在三河体育场海盗队的球员席后面有座位 he's got seats behind the Pirates dugout at Three Rivers.
这是个好理由 Now, that's a good reason.
杰克是海盗队的铁杆球迷 You know, Jack is a huge fan of the Pirates.
你应该告诉他们你和威利·斯塔格尔的故事 You should tell them your Willie Stargell story.
来吧 告诉他们 很精彩的故事 Yeah, come on, tell 'em. It's a great story.
好吧 威利·斯塔格尔 Okay, um... Willie Stargell.
我当时在鲁迪烧烤餐厅 So, I was at Rudy's,
那晚他打出了第四百个本垒打 the night he hit his 400th home run.
突然 威利走进来 And all of a sudden, in walks Willie.
整个地方都被点亮了 And the whole place just lights up.
所以 我想过去祝贺他 And so, I tried to make my way over to say congratulations,
但是那家伙 他被一群人围住了 and the guy's just-- he's getting mobbed.
我不想麻烦他 所以就放弃了 I didn't want to hound him, so I just let it go.
晚上的时候 我正往我车里走 End of the night, I'm walking out to my car.
威利恰好在停车场 There in the parking lot is Willie.
所以我寻思着 机会来了 So I figured, this is my chance.
走到他面前 说"恭喜你 Walk up to him, and say, uh, "Congratulations.
我是你的铁杆球迷" 之类的话 You know, I'm-I'm a huge fan." All that.
在我们说话的时候 And as we're there talking,
他跟我说找不到他的车了 我就跟他说 he tells me he can't find his car, so I say to him,
"威利 现在有点晚了 "You know, Willie, it's getting a little late.
要不我送你回家吧" How about I just give you a ride home?"
你开车送威利·斯塔格尔回家了吗 You gave Willie Stargell a ride home?
没有 No.
没有 就在那时 一辆加长豪车停过来 No, just then, a stretch limo pulls up,
他进了车 就走了 he jumps in, takes off.
他没有自己的车 He never had his car.
所以他才找不到他的车 That's why he couldn't find his car.
他从来都没有自己的车 He never had his car.
但我确实站在停车场 But I did get to stand in the parking lot
和老爹找那辆车的时候 and talk to Pops for a good ten minutes
威利·斯塔格尔的绰号
-好好地聊了十分钟 -太棒了 - while we looked for that car. - That's great.
-敬老爹 -敬老爹 - To Pops. - Pops.
-敬老爹 -敬老爹 - Pops. - Pops.
不知道我会不会变成奶爸身材 Wonder if I'll get dad bod.
话说奶爸身材是什么样的 What is dad bod anyway?
是虚胖 还是... Is that skinny fat, or is that, like, uh,
梨形身材 还是... 谁知道呢 pear shape, or... who knows anymore?
算了 这不重要了 我可以接受 Anyway, it doesn't matter. I'm down with dad bod.
老天 我最近一直在想很多 Man, I've been thinking a lot
有关当爸爸的那些事 你能理解吧 about this whole fatherhood thing, you know?
比如 我想给我的 我们的孩子们的东西 You know, like, things I want for my kids-- our kids--
而且 我真的希望他们能一起长大 and, uh, I really want 'em to all grow up together,
就像一个大团队 你知道吧 like one big crew, you know?
一起露营 一起度假 Camp together, go on vacations together.
这也许完全是幻想 This may be a total fantasy,
但是 马里布有块地 but, um, there's this property in Malibu
我一直在网上追踪调查 that I've-I've sort of been Internet stalking.
我本来想买下来 然后 I was thinking about buying it now, and then,
然后未来 我也不知道... later on down the road-- I don't know--
为我们建一个大院之类的 build a... a compound for us or something.
我觉得马里布不适合我 Yeah, I don't think Malibu is my scene.
-不适合吗 -不适合 - No? - No.
也许你是对的 Yeah, you're probably right.
孩子们长大了可能沉迷冲浪 You know, the kids'll end up surfing
或者很可能会变成瘾君子 然后... and probably become stoners and then...
管他的 那都是以后的事了 Anyway, that's all for later.
我只是... 喜欢去想这些事 You know, I just... I like thinking about that kind of stuff.
但我说够了 But enough about me.
我说得够多了 你怎么样 Enough-enough rambling. What about you?
你最近怎么样 你... 工作怎么样 How are things with you? How's, uh... how's work?
寿司到了 Sushi's here!
-太好了 我们吃饭吧 -好的 - Great. Let's eat. - Okay.
请 There you go.
好了 There you go.
贝丝妮小姐 你今晚真是超越自我了 Miss Bethany, you have certainly outdone yourself this evening.
没什么 Oh, it's nothing.
纯手工磨香料也不是很花时间 It didn't take too long to grind the spices by hand.
然后 我就是熨了下餐巾纸 And then after that, I just ironed the napkins
还拿出了结婚用的瓷器 没什么大不了的 and broke out the wedding china, so it was no biggie.
大家今天过得怎么样 So, how was everybody's day?
苔丝 Tess?
跟昨天和前天一样 Same as yesterday and the day before that
因为我们一直都待在家里 because we're here all the time.
那你呢 马利克 What about you, Malik?
你可没一直待在这里 You're not here all the time.
就... 还是老样子 You know, same ol' same ol'.
各种生活琐事 Life and stuff.
我想分享一件事 I have something to share.
我新种的罗勒似乎在门廊上长得不错 My new basil plant seems to be thriving on the porch.
一定是因为酸碱度控制得很好很稳定 Must be keeping those pH levels nice and steady.
要不就是因为我新换的土 Or maybe it's the new soil I picked up.
关键在于要用带颗粒的土壤 You know, the key is granular aggregates.
姑娘们 吃饭时可不能玩手机 Hey, little mamas, there's no phones at the dinner table.
在我的学校 孩子们上课或有其它要事时 At my school, the children had to leave their phones
必须把手机放在储物柜里 in their lockers during class and other important events.
是啊 所以我制定了新的手机政策 Yup, that's why I have a new phone policy.
把手机放进来 Phones in.
-可是 妈妈... -放进来 - But, Mom... - In.
你也一样 老样子先生 You, too, Mr. Same Ol' Same Ol'.
好的 Okay.
可我是议员 But I'm a councilman.
万一有紧急情况呢 What if there's an emergency?
那就让城市自生自灭吧 I'll just let the city burn.
你喜欢雪茄吗 You like cigars?
娜塔莎在楼下带四个孩子 Well, Natasha has all four kids down back there.
尼克吐到了我耳朵里 Nick spit up in my ear.
像游泳进了水 不过是婴儿的呕吐物 I have swimmer's ear, but with baby vomit.
能说出这话的都是真妈妈 Wow, spoken like a true mom.
真不敢相信我们都当妈了 I can't believe we're both moms.
是啊 虽然这样说有点尴尬 I know. This is gonna sound awkward,
但谢谢你跟我哥上床 but thank you for sleeping with my brother.
随时乐意 Anytime.
感谢你邀请我们来 And thank you for inviting us.
-是吧 -这太棒了 - Yes. - This is awesome.
小凯 天啊 Kev, oh, my goodness.
我感觉你买的食物都够一整个军队吃了 But I think that you bought enough for, like, an army.
是啊 我觉得我们都应该犒劳下自己 Yeah, I figured we all deserve a treat.
真的非常感谢 这真不错 Well, really, thank you. It's so nice.
-是啊 谢谢你 -拜托 - Yeah, thank you. - Oh, come on.
我永远愿意为你们做任何事情 Anything for you guys, always.
-来个祝酒词吗 -好啊 - Let's have a toast? - Yes.
致我们新一代的首次聚会 To the first get-together of a new generation.
愿他们有一日也能像我对你们这样 May they one day care about each other
彼此珍惜 彼此在乎 the way that I do for each of you.
糟了 我溢乳了 Crap. I'm leaking.
别笑我 Uh, don't judge me.
龙凤胎一晚上都很安静啊 Wow, so, the twins have been really quiet all night.
是啊 归功于智能婴儿床 Yeah, it's the SNOO.
真是神器 不过你们也知道 It's a miracle machine. But you guys know.
-你们也有一张 -没有 我们租过一张给杰克 - You have one. - Uh, no. We rented the one for Jack,
但我们这次不打算用了 but, uh, we're not gonna do it this time.
-是啊 我们打算用传统的方法 -真的吗 - Yeah, we're just gonna go old-fashioned. - Really?
我会用腿摇海莉 You know, I-I rock Hailey with my foot.
什么 你们没有智能婴儿床 What? You don't have a SNOO?
你们得买一张 我现在就给你们买 You got to get a SNOO. I'll get you a SNOO right now.
-小凯 没关系的 -不不不 - Kev, it's all right. - No, no, no.
很简单 两秒钟的事 两秒钟就好 It's easy. It's two seconds. It's two seconds.
再说 我还没给海莉准备出生礼物 Besides, I didn't get Hailey a baby gift yet.
我们不需要 We don't need one.
而且你们生活压力已经够大了 And your lives are stressful enough as it is.
这点东西不算什么 Okay, it's the least I can do.
等我马上下个单 Just get this real quick.
你告诉他了吗 Did you tell him?
是啊 你当然说了 Yeah, of course you did,
因为你们兄妹间无话不谈 'cause you guys tell each other everything.
-跟我说什么 -原来是这么回事啊 - Tell me what? - And that's what this is all about.
-托比 -怪不得会有寿司大餐 - Toby. - That's why the big sushi spread
免费的智能婴儿床 还有马里布的大院 and the free SNOO and the compound in Malibu.
别担心 小凯 我会找到新工作的 Don't worry, Kev. I'll find another job.
你失业了 You lost your job?
是啊 不过没事的 Yeah, but it's okay,
因为他马上就会有很好的工作了 'cause he's about to get a really great job offer.
他参加了一场面试 我们觉得挺有戏的 He had an interview that we feel really good about.
-好的 -其实没戏了 - Okay. - Actually, we don't.
我没通过面试 刚接到通知 I di... I didn't get it. I found out I didn't get it.
而且现在就业状况也非常糟糕 Um, and the job market is really terrible right now.
这条隧道的尽头似乎没什么光 There doesn't seem to be much light at the end of this tunnel,
所以我打算尽可能放开了吃 so I think I'm just gonna fill myself
用昂贵的寿司填满自己 with as much of this expensive sushi as possible
毕竟以后可能要过上艰苦日子了 until it's army rations for us from here on out.
去他的裙子 Screw the dress.
现在全国人民都穿运动装 The entire country's in sweatpants.
我错过什么了 What'd I miss?
最后一只虾吃吗 Last shrimp?
如果我再吃一口 我就得解开腰带了 If I have one more bite, I'm gonna have to undo my belt,
我觉得我们还没熟到那种程度 and I don't know you two well enough.
没想到皮尔森还挺有个性 Who knew Pearson had a personality?
在今晚之前 我们还以为你只是个 Until tonight, we thought you were all
满脸胡子满嘴客套的家伙 facial hair and flannels.
-玩信用卡轮盘赌吗 -那是什么 - Credit card roulette? - What's that?
每个人把信用卡放上来 We each put in a credit card.
服务生选到哪一张 就由那个人来买单 Whichever one the waitress picks, that guy pays the bill.
是啊 不过杰克不必参加 Yeah, but Jack shouldn't have to put in for that.
他不像你们这些白痴 能把酒当办公用品报销 He can't expense booze as an office supply, like you morons.
不 我要参加 No, I-I'm in.
对 我要参加 Yeah, I'm in.
我刚办了一张万事达卡 Look, I just got a Mastercard.
-你确定吗 -好样的 - You sure? - Attaboy.
好的 All right.
给你 There you go.
选一张吧 Pick one.
新人买单 Oh, new guy buys.
-太好了 -谢谢 -谢谢你 杰克 - Great. - Thanks. - Thanks, Jack.
是啊 谢了 杰克 Yeah, thanks, Jack.
他们都是傻子 托比 Well, they're fools, Toby.
显然 有你这样的员工是公司的福气 Obviously, you know, any company would be lucky to have you.
只是现在时运不济 It's just, it's a weird time right now, you know.
到处经济不景气 The economy's all over the place,
但最终总会回归正轨的 and these things have a way of working themselves out.
-是啊 -嗯 - Yeah. - Yeah.
抱歉打断你们一下 Don't mean to interrupt.
弗兰妮在闹 她可能还没吃饱 Franny's fussy. I think she's still hungry.
-那我在这里喂她 -好的 - Oh, I'll just feed her here. - Okay.
声明一下 我是想拿酱油 I'm just gonna reach for the soy sauce, FYI.
但它离你的左乳有点近 It's kind of close to your left feeder.
没关系 我们是一家人嘛 I don't care. We're all family.
没错 我们是一家人 Exactly. We're all family.
如果你们在托比找到工作之前 And if you guys need anything to tide you over
需要什么帮你们渡过难关 尽管说 until, Toby, you're back on your feet, you let me know.
不用了 谢谢 We're good, thanks.
或许我可以回去工作 Maybe I could go back to work.
我一直也想复工的 I wanted to eventually anyway.
对 但我觉得这不是最好的解决办法 Yeah, I-I don't think that's the best solution.
为什么 我终于获得了学位 Why not? I finally got my degree.
凯特 从现实角度讲 Kate, just realistically speaking,
考虑到收入 我还是得上班赚钱 salary-wise, I would still have to work,
而且 我们还得找幼托 所以... and then we would need childcare, so...
要不 你们可以把孩子们放我这里 Well, I mean, you could bring the kids over here.
对吧 我们可以再请一位保姆或家教 You know? We could get another nanny or a teacher.
-把他们送到这来 -对 - Bring 'em over here. - Yeah.
-就像我们的私人幼托班 -没错 - Could be like our own private little day care. - There you go.
-没错 -他们会像亲兄妹一样 - Exactly. - They'd be like siblings.
对 他们会形影不离 Yeah, they'd all be together, you know.
-我不确定 -为什么 拜托 - I don't know. - Oh, why not? Come on.
这样他们也能学会分享 对吧 Listen, they'll learn how to share, right?
他们也能学会打架 他们会一块吃米糊 They'll learn how to fight, they'll eat paste together.
我们可以为杰克请一位特殊教育老师... We could get a special aid for Jack...
拜托 凯文 住嘴 别说了 Damn it, Kevin, just stop. Just stop.
我不需要你替我的孩子付生活费 好吗 All right, I don't need you paying for my kids' lives. Okay?
托比 我不是看不起你 Toby, man, I wasn't trying to be disrespectful.
我只想说 我... I'm just saying, you know, I...
我这份工作赚超多钱 This job that I have, I make a ridiculous amount of money,
都是些没用的蠢钱 但如果这些钱 it's stupid money and, you know, if I could help you out
能帮到你们 就不会那么没用了 with it then-then it wouldn't be so stupid.
你知不知道这话听着有多居高临下 Do you realize how condescending that sounds?
让我们觉得接受你的施舍 To make it seem like I'm doing you a favor
反而是帮了你的忙 taking your handout?
凯文 我有一份事业 好吗 Kevin, I have a career, all right.
我有20年的经验 我能照顾好自己的家人 20 years' experience; I can take care of my own family.
这正是重点 That's the whole point.
我们都是一家人 We're all family.
对我来说 这就是大家的钱 To me, it's all our money.
不 你看 你们俩是一家 No, see-see, you are a family,
我们是一家 and we are a family.
我们是一个普通家庭 We-We're a normal family, all right,
没多少钱 只能用代代相传的婴儿用品 with hand-me-down baby gear and not enough money.
而你家来自另一个平行宇宙 And you are a family from some alternate universe,
家财万贯 吃着寿司拼盘 with platters of sushi and too much money,
还雇得起万能的保姆 包揽脏活累活 and some nanny who does all the hard work and magically
等孩子一饿就送到麦迪逊身边 brings the babies to Madison when they're hungry.
好吧 你等等 你可以针对我 Okay, hold on a second, you can come after me,
但别说麦迪逊 她是个特别优秀的母亲 but not-not Madison. She's doing an amazing job.
这我知道 我知道 抱歉 I know she is, I know that. Sorry.
是海莉在哭 我马上回来 That's Hailey. I'll be right back.
很不错 Pretty good.
再多用点苏格兰帽椒就好了 Could have used a little bit more Scotch bonnet pepper,
但挺好吃的 but pretty good.
我觉得很美味 Well, I think it's delicious.
抱歉 我能接吗 Oh, I'm sorry. Can I get that?
应该是我的电话在响 可能詹妮尔有事 I think that's my phone. It might be about Janelle.
-当然 接吧 -谢谢 - Yeah, of course. Go ahead. - Thank you.
所以他可以接电话 我就不行 Oh, so he can go on his phone, but I can't?
对 如果你也想要孩子 也可以用手机 No. If you want to have a baby, you can use your phone, too.
你是让我们13岁的女儿生个宝宝吗 Did you just tell our 13-year-old daughter to have a baby?
我在等亚历克斯的短信 Well, I'm expecting a text from Alex,
所以我也需要看手机 so I should be able to look at my phone.
宝贝 我知道亚历克斯是你最好的朋友 Honey, I know Alex is your best friend,
但你可以晚饭后再给她发短信 but you can text her after dinner.
没那么着急 It's not that serious.
天呐 我要告诉你几次才行 Oh, my God, how many times do I have to tell you?
亚历克斯是"他们" Alex is a "They."
而且他们不只是我最好的朋友 我们在一起了 And they're not just my best friend, we're together.
你什么意思 你们谈恋爱了吗 Wha-what do you mean, like a couple?
对 妈 是这个意思 Yeah, Mom, like a couple.
我不知道这事 I didn't know that.
你知道吗 Did you know that?
为什么詹妮弗总给你发信息 Why are you getting so many texts from Jennifer?
好吧 发生什么事了 Okay, what's going on?
你们俩为什么一直在互相看对方 Why do you two keep looking at each other?
好吧 事情是这样的 Okay, look, here's the deal.
詹妮弗想参与詹妮尔的生活 Jennifer wants to be back in Janelle's life.
我能问下你和亚历克斯在一起多久了吗 may I ask how long you and Alex have-have been together?
-三星期 -三星期了吗 - Three weeks. - Three weeks?
-我都不知道这事 -嗯 你刚才说过了 - I didn't know that. - Yeah, you keep saying that.
你都不打算告诉我吗 And you weren't gonna tell me?
不不 我想说来着 晚饭后就说 No, no, I was. I was, after dinner.
-我知道你会是这种反应 -什么反应 - I knew you'd react like this. - React like what?
我没有任何反应 I'm not reacting like anything.
我只是不理解为什么你觉得不能告诉我 I just don't understand why you didn't think you could tell me.
-但你已经跟兰德尔说了 -是的 而我跟他讲了 - But you already told Randall. - He did, and I told him
-我没见过生母的经历 -是吗 - about my experience not knowing my mother. - Oh, did you?
-这也是你导师计划的一部分吗 -黛佳 - Is that a part of your mentor program? - Deja.
她总是这样 She always does this.
我说过 如果她知道了我和亚历克斯的事 I told you if she knew about me and Alex,
肯定会立刻把自己变成受害者 she'd figure out a way to make it about her.
什么 等下 她告诉你了吗 What? Wait, she told you?
宝贝 能让我们单独聊会吗 Hey, sweetie, can you give us a minute?
-我能用你的iPad吗 -可以 - Can I use your iPad? - You may.
你们慢慢聊 Take all the time you need.
所以我女儿认为她没法对我敞开心扉 Ah, so my daughter doesn't think she can talk to me.
你可以把这条加到清单上了 Well, you can add that to your list.
什么清单 What list?
你脑子里记着的那个清单 The running list you keep in your head
上面写着我所有做不好的事 of all the things I can't do right.
我没记单子 I'm not doing that.
你绝对记了 Oh, sure you are.
咖喱不够辣 The curry isn't spicy enough,
我们在饭桌上看手机 and we use our phones at the table,
而且我还管不好我的孩子们 and I can't control my kids.
但你知道吗 这就是我们的生活 妈 Well, you know what, this is how we are, Mom.
我们很吵 家里乱到不行 We are loud, and our house is chaotic,
而唯一 唯一 and the only time-the only time
会让我对此感到羞愧的时刻 I ever feel self-conscious about it
就是当你坐在那里挑我毛病的时候 is when you are sitting there judging it.
我们好像根本无法做真正的自己 And, like, we can't just get back to being us
除非你回家 也带走你那些没完没了的挑剔 until you go home and take all the damn judgment with you.
原来如此 I see.
我去收拾行李 I'll pack my things.
-我刚刚是不是... -是的 - Did I just... - Yep.
两百美元那么贵 $200?!
其实是两百三 $230, actually.
服务员很好 我得给她小费 The waitress was good. I had to tip.
是吗 也许我也应该在那里找份活 Oh, really, well, maybe I should get a job there
这样我就能帮忙给你的晚餐买单了 so I could help pay off your dinner.
小贝 我不可能做那个 Bec, I couldn't have been the only one
唯一不把信用卡拿出来的人 who didn't put my card in.
我 我已经很格格不入了 I was-I was so out of place.
我当时夹克里全是汗 I mean, I was sweating in my jacket.
我觉得我都要吐了 I thought I was gonna puke.
但如果这些家伙只把我当作工头的话 But if these guys only see me as a foreman,
那我对他们来说就永远只是工头了 then I'm never gonna be anything else to 'em.
可是杰克 我们真的很需要那笔钱 Jack, we really needed that money.
我知道 对不起 I know. I am sorry.
不过这就是有信用卡的好处了 对吧 But hey, that's the good thing about a credit card, right?
我可以分几个月付清那笔钱 I can just pay it down over a couple months.
没事的 宝贝 我能解决好 It's fine, babe. I got this.
他最近经历了很多事 He's just been going through a lot.
丢掉工作 对他打击很大 Losing his job was a real body blow.
当然 我理解 情况很复杂 No, I-I get it. It's complicated.
尤其涉及到钱... 那是最糟的了 It's just, money... it's the worst.
从小到大 我从没考虑过钱的事 I mean, growing up, I never even thought about money.
现在回头想想 我才发现 You know, and looking back I realize
咱家其实并没有很多钱 we didn't have a lot of it.
而且还养了三个孩子 And three kids.
而且爸也并不是什么总裁之类的人物 It wasn't like Dad was a CEO or anything, you know.
但他还是尽力让我们衣食无忧 Yet he managed to make sure we had everything.
是啊 Yeah.
凯特 我需要你给我一个承诺 Kate, I need you to promise me something.
-什么 -我知道这只是暂时的困境 但... - What? - And I know this is just a blip, but...
如果你任何时候手头紧缺钱 Listen, if you're ever strapped for cash,
或者我的外甥 外甥女有任何需要 or if my niece or my nephew ever need anything,
你要向我保证 你一定会来找我帮忙 you got to promise me you'll come to me.
好吗 我的就是我们的 Okay? What's mine is ours.
-小凯 -凯特 - Kev. - Kate.
我的就是我们的 What's mine is ours.
向我保证 Promise me.
我保证 I promise you.
他们现在都睡得很沉 很容易放到车上 Uh, they're both in a pretty good spot to transfer to the car,
所以我想我们最好抓住这个时机 so I think we should seize the opportunity.
-好的 我去抱杰克 -好的 - Okay. I'm gonna go get Jack. - Yep.
很好 Okay. Uh...
刚才的事很抱歉 I'm sorry about earlier.
我...当时不是因为你 That, uh... it wasn't about you.
我也很抱歉 那... It's-- I'm sorry, too. It's...
我们没事了吧 因为我刚跟另一个兄弟结束冷战 Are we okay? 'Cause I just got done not talking to one brother.
我觉得我没法再来一次冷战了 I don't think I can handle not talking to another one.
当然 没事了 这又不是皮尔森史诗大战 Oh, yeah, no, this isn't, uh, an epic Pearson battle.
只不过是尴尬的寿司小冲突 It's more of an awkward sushi skirmish.
那就好 Okay.
那... So...
-谢谢款待 -不客气 - Thanks for dinner. - Yeah.
我去抱孩子们上车 Let's get them loaded up.
你找到我的专属位置了 You found my spot.
你以为你是唯一一个感到心烦时 You think you're the only one that comes out here
会跑到这里躲清静的人吗 when people are bugging them?
不然你以为是谁拿来的蜡烛 Who do you think brought the candles out here?
原来这个小装饰是你放的 So you're the one responsible for my fire feature.
很抱歉我和马利克的谈话让你生气了 I'm really sorry you got upset about my talk with Malik.
我当然生气了 Of course I'm upset.
我男朋友的前女友要回到他的生活中 My boyfriend's ex-girlfriend is coming back into his life.
毕竟他们曾经喜欢过对方 At one point they liked each other,
喜欢到足以一起生孩子 enough to have a baby together.
万一他们旧情复燃怎么办 What if they like each other again?
怎么了 What?
虽然你非常成熟 很有大人样 You know, you are so mature and grown-up,
但有的时候我经常会忘记 that sometimes I forget that at the end of the day,
其实你不过是一个十五岁正在初恋的小女孩 you're just a 15-year-old girl in love for the first time.
这是我生他气的原因 不是生你气的原因 Which is why I'm mad at him, not why I'm mad at you.
在我进入这个大家庭之前... Before I came into this family...
从没有人是完全站在我这一边的 ...I never had anyone who was completely in my corner,
但后来你出现了 然后... but then you came along and...
你是第一个 ...you're my day one.
我很高兴你和马利克很聊得来 I'm happy you have a thing with Malik,
但你应该最先考虑的是我 but you're supposed to think of me first.
黛佳 我仍旧是第一个 Deja, I am your day one.
我也向你保证我永远都是支持黛佳的那个 And I promise you that I will always be Team Deja.
自始至终 First and always.
看着我 Hey, look at me.
自始至终都是 First and always.
我们要不要看看詹妮弗的"照片墙"然后骂她 You want to go through Jennifer's Instagram and trash-talk her?
不然你以为我刚刚在干什么 What do you think I was just doing?
来看看 Come on.
姑娘 什么鬼 嘟嘴自拍加滤镜 Girl, by what-- duck face with a filter?
真不怎么样 詹妮弗 I don't think so, Jennifer.
你应该给它加个标签 让我看下一张 You should tag it. Let me see the next one.
我不应该大声吼你 I shouldn't have raised my voice.
那样对你非常不尊重 我很抱歉 It was disrespectful, and I'm sorry.
你真的认为我在挑你毛病吗 You really think I'm judging you?
每时每刻 妈 At every turn, Mom.
你说对了 我确实对某些事很挑剔 Well, you're right, I am judgmental about some things.
餐巾铺在腿上 外套要挂起来 Napkins on laps, hanging jackets up.
这些都是小事 That's small.
但你生活中的大事 你所谓的那些混乱 The big things in your life, the mess, as you call it?
其实我是很羡慕的 I'm envious of that.
你知道现在我的家里是什么样子吗 Do you know what it's like in my house these days?
很安静 实在是太安静了 It's quiet. So very quiet.
我已经能够不看表 只根据外面车辆的声音 I've learned to tell the time not by the clock
来判断是几点钟了 but by the sound of traffic.
我静静听着其他人 The sound of other people going about
充实 嘈杂 繁忙的生活 their full, loud, busy lives.
但我的家里不会有什么突发状况 There are no surprises in my house.
也没有争吵 没有人为罗勒大吼大叫 No arguments, no loud men bellowing about his basil.
所以我才喜欢待在这里 That's why I like being here.
我只是想打给你 跟你说声谢谢 I just, I just wanted to call and say thank you.
好 Okay.
我能问问是谢什么吗 Can I ask what for?
就是 爸并没有赚很多钱 You know, Dad didn't make a lot of money,
但不知为什么我们从来没有注意过这件事 and somehow we never even noticed.
所以我想这都是因为你 And I think that was because of you.
那些超美的自制万圣节服装 You know, all of the amazing homemade Halloween costumes,
那些在后院举办的生日派对 the backyard birthday parties
完虐查克芝士餐厅 that were better than Chuck E. Cheese.
你到底是怎么做到的 How did you make it work?
我确实有自己的小窍门 Well, I did have my tricks.
现在可以和你聊聊钱的问题吗 Is now a good time to talk about money?
宝贝 我现在很累 我... Babe, I'm exhausted. I...
好的 非常好 Okay. Great.
我打算负责管理家里的财务 I am gonna take over the finances.
我知道我们的生活花销 也知道需要存储的金额 I know how much we spend, I know how much we need to save.
所以每个月的月初 And at the beginning of every month,
我会将你工资的百分之十抽出来 I'm gonna take ten percent of your paycheck
作为存款存起来 and put it in savings.
好的 Okay.
很好 Okay.
但你做起来真是毫不费力 Well, you pulled it off so effortlessly.
即使是在爸爸死后 Even after Dad died.
我觉得我可应付不来这么棘手的情况 I don't think I could handle that kind of curveball.
那个时候的情况和现在不同 It was a different time back then.
再说了 And, you know,
当杰克出生的时候 you were thrown quite a curveball
情况也很棘手 但你真的做得很好 when Jack was born, and you really rose to the occasion.
现在家里的孩子又多了一个 And then you-you doubled down
你把海莉接回了家 and brought Hailey into your family.
所以你要是觉得自己搞不定一件事 So if you ever feel like you can't handle something,
也许可以想想你已经做到了多少事 maybe just think about what you've already done.
怎么了 What's up?
我只是想告诉你... I just wanted to tell you that...
你是世界上最好的爸爸和养家糊口的男人 you're the greatest father and provider in the world,
不管将来发生什么事 and no matter what happens,
我一定会百分之一百万地支持你 I will always one million percent be on your side.
虽然从统计学上说不太可能 不过还是谢谢你 That's not statistically possible, but thank you.
杰克的学校有一份工作在招人 There's a job at Jack's school.
-是助教的职位 -凯特 我不觉得... - A teaching assistant position. - Kate, I don't, I don't think...
我已经和萨尔兹曼博士聊过了 I already talked to Dr. Salzman.
她说我应该能胜任这份工作 主动请了我 She said that I would be great for it and she offered it to me.
我打算接受 I'm gonna take it.
好吧 Okay.
我们一定会好起来的 We're gonna be okay.
-是的 -是的 - Okay. - Okay.
这是什么 What's this?
一个冷藏器 Eh, it's just a cooler.
正好放在你的门廊 For your porch.
-我的门廊 -当然 - My porch? - Mm-hmm.
这是什么情况 What's going on here?
里面是你最喜欢的印度淡啤酒 All your favorite IPA's in there.
跟我直说吧 女人 Talk to me, woman.
我妈要留在这里 My mom is staying.
不限期长住 Indefinitely.
你们家所有人都把咱家当成华美达酒店 Your entire family treats our house like a Ramada Inn.
现在也轮到我了 It's my turn.
-好好享用啤酒 宝贝 -好 - Enjoy those IPAs, babe. - Yeah.
都是你的 It's all you.
看到了吗 我就说没人会吃章鱼的 Ah, see? I told you no one was gonna eat the octopus,
因为那些吸盘看起来真的很可怕 because the suction cups freak people out.
-你没事吧 -没事 - You okay? - Yeah.
当然 我很好 我 我只是 Yeah, no, I'm-I'm okay, I j-- I just,
我一直在想托比之前说的话 I can't stop thinking about what Toby said.
他说的"他家"和"我家" You know, "His family," "My family."
他说的是气话 Yeah, he was just upset.
我知道 但他没说错 I know, but he wasn't wrong.
太奇怪了 因为我小的时候 It's crazy, you know, when you're young,
就会想象一家人生活在一个房子里 you-you just picture living in a house
里面有妈妈和爸爸 with your mom and your dad
还有兄弟姐妹 一家人永远在一起 and your brother and your sister kind of forever.
你懂吗 那些人都是... You know? Those are...
都是你的家人 It's your family.
那些人和你在一个屋檐下共度了那么多年 Those are the people that you spend so many years
某天你突然醒过来 到了四十岁... sharing walls with, and then you wake up and you're 40...
结果我妈病了 ...and my mom is sick
我跟兰德尔的联系也寥寥无几 and, uh, I'm still barely talking to Randall.
托比和凯特也... And Toby and Kate are...
我们不太可能一起住在大院里了 We're not all gonna live in a compound together,
-对吧 -也许不会了 - are we? - Probably not.
也许不会了 Probably not.
不过没关系 Well, that's okay.
没有关系 That is okay.
没有关系是因为我非常期待 It's okay because I'm very excited
在接下来的岁月里和这个家一起度过 to spend the next bunch of years sharing walls with this family.
我的家人 My family.
我很愿意过只有我们的日子 I'm very okay with it just being us.
至少短期内是这样 At least for a while.
-我也是 -真的吗 - Me, too. - Yeah?
好吧 Okay.
让我先搞清楚 Let me get this straight.
你只给一个宝宝起了你最爱叔叔的名字吗 You only named one baby after your favorite uncle?