现代爱情 第一季 第四集
我很疲惫 我很不开心 I'm tired, I'm unhappy,
我不知道这还有什么意义 I don't see the point in this.
这很贵 很费时间 It's, uh, expensive, it's time-consuming,
而且没有效果 it's not working.
就像 如果那只是让身体更僵硬 I mean, you wouldn't keep going to a yoga class
大家不会坚持去瑜伽课 if it was making you stiffer.
我的天 Oh, my God.
拜托 那是紧张的笑声 Oh, come on, it was a nervous laugh.
你知道吗 我觉得结束了 You know what*I think it's over.
-我不想再继续了 -好啊 - I think I'm done with this. - Fine.
那就这样吧 我也不干了 That's it then. I'm done, too.
-为什么我们不 -不 - So why don't we... - No.
六个月前
从现在开始 From now on,
这对夫妻只有一个目标 the couple has but a single goal:
保证自己的蛋存活 keeping their egg alive.
它们为了保险起见 已经练习了几十次 They've practiced this clumsy ballet dozens of times,
这笨拙的芭蕾舞 if need be.
现在 这对夫妻的伴侣关系结束了 This couple's partnership is now over.
长征徒劳无功 The long march in vain.
没有停留的理由 With no reason to stay,
他们将跋涉回海洋 they will wander back to the sea.
其它夫妻 Other couples...
也同样失去了它们的蛋 have lost their egg as well.
至于其它的 As for the others...
我要去给孩子们打个电话 很快回来 I'm just gonna go and call the kids real quick.
这伴侣关系即将改变 ...the partnership is about to change.
筋疲力尽的雌企鹅必须尽快离开 The exhausted female must depart quickly.
它必须尽快进食 否则它就会死去 She must eat soon, or she will die.
帝企鹅日记
你还好吗 Hey! You okay?
你错过了最后的大概20分钟 You missed, like, the last 20 minutes.
结尾的时候 雪被企鹅的屎都弄黑了 The snow was black with all their shits at the end.
我只觉得那有点 Yeah, I just thought it was kind of...
我真的不想 I really didn't want to...
不是的 那是个快乐的结局 Oh, no, there was a happy ending.
那就好 Oh. Oh, good.
是的 但就算是个悲伤结局 你也会觉得 Yeah, but even when it was sad, you were like,
"那里肯定很臭" "Oh, bet it stinks there."
你打算走了吗 Oh, you want to go?
帝企鹅日记
嗯 Yeah.
-你没事吧 -没事 - You okay? - Yeah.
-我们就这样了吗 -我们就怎样 - Is that what we are? - Is what what we are?
就像企鹅夫妻一样 Like a penguin couple?
待在一起只是为了让我们的孩子活下去 Like, together to keep our kids alive?
什么 不 我们 What*No, we're...
你甚至都没看到结局 You didn't even see the ending.
听我说 当他们离开后我不断感受到这种感觉 Listen, I-I-I just keep getting this feeling that when they leave,
就是 当孩子们离开后 you know, like, when the kids are gone,
我们就结束了 that... we're done.
这真是胡说八道 Well, that's a shitty thing to say.
不 这不是 这不是胡说八道 No, it's not. It's not a shitty thing to say.
这完全是有合理原因的 It's a totally reasonable thing to say.
如果我们再也没有共同语言了 What if we don't have enough in common anymore
接下来的漫长日夜 to fill the many, many, many days and nights,
我们该怎么共同度过接下来的漫长日夜 many nights, that we will be together,
只有我们两个 just us, just the two of us,
没有孩子们在身边 when there's no more kids around?
我们去乘船游览之类的 We'll go on a cruise or something.
我们乘船游览40年吗 We'll go on a 40-year cruise?
是啊 为什么不呢 Yeah, why not?
好吧 那我们该聊什么 Okay. What will we talk about?
什么 What?
齐心协力让游戏继续
他是个演员 He's an actor,
所以他本质上就以自我为中心 孩子气 so he is inherently self-involved and childlike.
当他工作的时候 所有的一切都有人替他做 And when he works, he has everything done for him.
有人接送 有人替他梳理发型 I mean, he's driven around, he has his hair brushed,
有人给他带早餐和点心 午餐和更多点心 and they bring him breakfast and snacks and lunch and more snacks
然后给他带晚餐 如果他觉得冷了 and then they bring him dinner, and-and if he's cold,
他们就给他裹上外套再给他带热点心 they wrap a coat around him and bring him a hot snack.
她说得我好像 She makes it sound like...
首先 我一直对那些人心存感激 First of all, this is not something you ever stop appreciating,
别忘了 by the way,
而且他们会做这些事是因为我在片场 and then they do all that stuff because you're on set.
我不能回家然后自己做吃的 You can't go home and make your own lunch.
他们替我梳头发 And they brush your hair
因为替我梳头发是他们的工作 because it's someone's job to brush your hair.
天哪 我居然还得替解释这件事 真是疯了 Jesus Christ, it's insane that I have to justify this.
你为什么要这么激动 Why are you getting all worked up?
因为 那你想要我怎么怎么做 Well, because, what do you want me to do?
替我自己梳理角色的发型吗 Brush my own character's hair?
不好意思 "Hi, I'm sorry,
虽然这是你的工作 但你介意我自己梳发型吗 "you mind if I brush my own hair even though it's your job
因为我不想惹我妻子生气 because I don't want to upset my wife?"
这不会让我生气 Okay, it doesn't upset me.
我只是指出你生活中充满了特权 I'm just pointing out that your life has privilege in it.
你已经习惯了大家问你想要什么 You know, you are used to people asking you what you want
然后将东西带给你 and then giving it to you,
而这已经影响到了你的情感和心智发育 and you're emotionally and mentally stunted because of it.
为什么 那你想让我做什么 Why*What do you want me to do?
什么都没有 Nothing.
当丹尼斯没有工作的时候呢 What about when Dennis isn't working?
-我照顾孩子们 -这是真的 - I take care of the kids. - That's true.
他的确会照顾孩子们 而且照顾得很好 He does take care of the kids. He's very good with the kids.
那么也许你应该 Well, maybe you should take the...
但是同样的 当他不工作的时候 But also, when he's not working,
他就很需要人照顾 自我怀疑和无聊 he's needy and full of self-doubt and bored.
我觉得这说法不公平 也不真实 I don't think that's fair or true.
好吧 就算是有点点真实 Okay, and-and even if it's a little true,
我觉得这并不影响我和家人的相处 I don't think it interferes with how I am with my family.
-我没有说这有影响 -而在我休息的时候 - I didn't say it interferes. - A-And when I'm between jobs,
她就给我很多活 she loads me up,
像是要百分百确定我尽到了自己的职责 like she wants to make absolutely sure that I do my part.
而那些是我无论怎样都会做的 You know, which I would do anyway.
我很清楚 当我工作的时候我离开了 I-I'm very, very aware that when I'm working, I'm gone,
我就不在家了 我知道 I'm not present, I know that,
但是她就像是在脑子里列了个清单一样 but it's like she keeps a mental list
清楚记得我离开了几天几个钟头 甚至几分钟 of all the days and hours... and minutes I'm away
然后她会检查我的每项任务 and then she checks off each task
然后她会计时 衡量它 and she times it and measures it
然后与我离开的时间抵消 直到扯平 against the time I'm away until it's even.
永远都不能扯平 It's never even.
你们有时间在一起吗 Do you make time for one another?
以什么方式 In what way?
比如说 你们出去约会过吗 Do you have date night, for example?
-有 -有的 - Yes. Yeah. - Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah.
-你们会做什么 -这个 - What do you do? - This.
这就是你们的约会 This is date night?
是的 因为我们之后会去看电影 Yeah, because we grab a movie afterward.
-对 -不过是有时候 - Yeah. - Sometimes.
我是指如果我们不太累的时候 I mean, if, you know, if we're not too tired.
所以也许你们可以做一些不是夫妻咨询的事 So maybe you could do something that isn't therapy.
一些有趣 简单的事 也可以是持续一天的事 Something fun, easy. It could be a day thing.
一些你们都感兴趣的事情 You know, uh, a shared common ground.
你可以给我们一些建议吗 Can you suggest something?
比如说 我的一些客户喜欢绘画课程 Some couples I work with enjoy a drawing class, for example.
是吗 我不知道 Oh, yeah, I don't know.
我不想 你指的是人体素描吗 裸体的 I wouldn't want to, um, I mean, do you mean life drawing, naked?
因为 那就太 Because I don't know, that would just be...
不必非得是人体素描 It doesn't have to be life drawing.
也可以是画水果 瓶景 It could be fruit, it could be bottlescapes, I mean...
让我想想 Let me think...
我还有一些客户会去上跳舞课程 I had some clients who took dancing classes.
他们学习该怎么跳舞 I mean, they learned how to dance.
-那有点太俗气了 -那好像很有趣 - That'd be a little cheesy. - Oh, that could be kind of fun.
你们可以说说有什么爱好吗 Do you have any hobbies that can be shared?
-我喜欢打网球 -食物 烹饪 - I play tennis. - Uh, food, cooking.
怎么 What?
你的爱好才不是烹饪 Your hobby is not cooking.
他根本不需要爱好 No, he doesn't need a hobby
因为他的工作就是他的爱好 because his job is his hobby.
如果丹尼斯说他的爱好是烹饪 那么 Well, if Dennis says his hobby is cooking, then...
才不是 It's not.
烹饪的确是我的爱好 莎拉 Cooking is my hobby, Sarah.
好吧 那我的爱好就是上厕所 Fine. My hobby's using the toilet.
真棒 Nice.
花点时间跟对方相处 Make time for one other.
一起做点什么 什么都行 Do something together, anything.
好吧 Okay.
好吧 不要这样做 Okay, don't do that.
不要做什么 不要赢比分 Don't do what*Don't win a point?
不 我们甚至都还没开始一场比赛 No, we haven't even started a game.
不要太用力 让我都甚至打不回去 No, don't whip it past me so I can't possibly return it.
我就是击球了而已 I-I just hit the ball.
我怎么知道你能不能把球打回来 How do I know whether you will or won't be able to return it?
我的天呐 好吧 Oh, my God. All right.
我们开始比赛吧 你先发球 Let's get a game going. You serve first.
好吧 听我说 Okay, listen.
不如这样 如果球反弹两次就是负1分 How about, if the ball bounces twice, it's minus a point,
但是如果你在球反弹前击到球 but if you hit it without the ball bouncing at all,
就得到额外加分 先到20分的赢 you get an extra point. First one to 20.
什么 不要 我们就来个正常的比赛 What*No. Let's just play a regular game.
要是不知道比赛规则的话 So how can I play regular tennis fairly
该怎么公平的正常比赛呢 if I don't know the rules?
来吧 这会很有趣的 Come on, this will be fun.
丹尼斯网球 Dennis Tennis.
我不想玩丹尼斯网球 I don't want to play Dennis Tennis.
我想玩常规规则的网球 I want to play regular tennis.
-那我就输定了 -谁在乎 - Well, I'm just gonna lose. - Who cares?
重点不在输赢 是在玩得开心 It's not about winning; it's about playing.
当然了 Sure.
好吧 Fine.
你为什么不好好发球 Okay, why don't you try to serve properly?
我觉得我们至少还是应该好好玩吧 I think it's best if we at least try to play properly.
我觉得规则妨碍了乐趣 Yeah, I think the rules just get in the way of the fun.
不 按规则玩才好玩 No, it's fun when you play by the rules
因为这样你才是真的在玩 because then you're really playing.
是吗 要是你的对手告诉你该使多大劲 Yeah, well, you're-you're not really playing
也根本不能算是真的在玩 if your opponent is telling you how hard you can hit the ball.
我的天呐 好吧 Oh, my God. All right.
而且我觉得比利·简·金也肯定不会对那谁说 And I doubt that Billie Jean King ever, uh, told, whoever--
她叫什么来着 克莉丝汀·伊万斯 what's her face-- Christie Evans,
让她手下留情 to go easy on her.
来吧 让我见识见识你的能耐 Come on, give me your best shot.
怎么了 What?
你要去哪 Where you going?
莎拉 你要去哪里 Sarah, where you going?
回家 Home.
而且那是克里斯·埃弗特 克里斯·埃弗特 And it's Chris Evert. Chris Evert!
克莉丝汀·伊万斯谁都不是 你个白痴 Christie Evans isn't anyone, you moron.
我肯定她也是个大人物 Well, uh, I'm sure she is someone, actually.
莎拉 Sarah!
为什么我们就不能去学跳舞 Why couldn't we have just done the dancing thing?
跟我一起学跳舞有这么糟糕吗 What is so awful about learning to dance with me?
请你认真听我说 Let me have your attention for a moment.
所以你在说什么 你是在说 So you're talking about what*You're talking about...
稍等一下 Ha-Hang on a second.
你要在剧里抽烟吗 Are you gonna smoke in this thing?
他们会给我们仿品的 Oh, they're-they're gonna get us fake things.
-对对对 -你知道的 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know.
是的 我知道的 Yeah, I know those.
好了 继续吧 Okay. Okay, go ahead. Okay.
抱怨你没完成的交易 Bitching about that deal you shot,
-一些贱人不想要买 -贱人 - how some son of a bitch don't wanna buy... - Bitch.
-贱人 抱怨 -嘘 - Son of a bitch. Bitching. - Shh. Shh.
一些不想要买你卖的东西的人 Somebody that doesn't want to buy what you're selling.
一些你想搞的女人 Some broad you're trying to screw.
等一下 这很好 Hang on. This is good.
这真的非常好 This is, like, really good.
但是你在扮演一个年纪比你大很多的角色 对吧 But you're playing, like... a much older guy, right?
所以 知道吗 So, you know,
可以试着让你的声音更低沉一点 try and give your voice a bit of depth.
你懂我的意思吗 让自己更深沉 You know what I mean*Like, weight yourself.
什么意思 What's that?
-这是什么意思 -这只是个戏剧社团 - What's that for? - It's just drama group.
不管是不是戏剧社团都没关系 Well, it doesn't matter if it's just drama group.
你演的不错 真的不错 You're good. Like, really good.
抱歉 继续吧 再来一次吧 Uh, sorry. Go ahead. Give it another shot.
请你认真听我说 Let me have your attention for a moment.
你在说什么 'Cause you're talking about what?
你在说 You're talking about...
说一些你见过的贱人 talking about that bitch you saw?
一些想要买土地的贱人 Some son of a bitch who's trying to buy land?
一些不想要买你卖的东西的人 Somebody that doesn't want what you're selling?
一些你想搞的女人 Some broad you're trying to screw?
把咖啡放下 Put that coffee down!
咖啡只给朋友 Coffee's for closers only.
你觉得我在跟你胡闹 You think I'm fuckin' with you?
我没有在跟你胡闹 I am not fuckin' with you.
*我的门内有一只丛林猫* *There's a jungle cat inside my door*
*事情就是这样* *That's how it's been*
*事情将会变成这样* *That's how it'll be.*
好了 我需要的草药都在这了 Okay, I have all my herbs here.
我要仔细挑选 然后 And I'm gonna just pick through and...
希望这里面没有茎 ...hopefully not get any stems in there.
-看上去不错 -你好 - That looks good. - hmm. Hey.
你的放映会怎么样 How was your screening?
很不错 反响也很不错 Uh, good. Yeah. Good-good response.
这是什么 Oh. What's this?
我不知道 我睡着了 Oh, I don't know. I fell asleep.
现在几点了 What time is it?
-不知道 1点 1点半吧 -天呐 - Um, I don't know. 1:00, 1:30. - Oh, my God.
派对怎么样 How was the party?
很有趣 It was fun. Yeah.
都有谁在 Who was there?
你知道的 其实你一个都不认识 You know, you wouldn't know any of 'em.
还是那群混蛋 Usual crowd of assholes.
但是很有趣 But it was fun.
我要去倒杯水喝 你要喝水吗 I'm gonna get some water. You want some water?
-出界了 -无所谓 - Out! - That doesn't matter.
-你击球了 -有所谓 - You hit it. - It does matter.
我就是本能 或者说条件反射之类的 That's an instinct, or a reflex or whatever.
你都出界一英里了 You hit it a mile out.
不 不算 No. Doesn't count.
接得不错 加两分 Nice catch. Two points.
操 Ah! Fuck!
出界了 Out.
所以 你想去看电影吗 还是说你累了 So, do you want to see a movie, or are you too tired?
其实我因为昨晚上的事有点累 I'm a little tired from last night, actually.
没关系 Oh, that's fine.
-你介意吗 -丹尼斯 - You mind? - Dennis!
你好 伙计 Hey, man.
那是谁 Who's that?
你们好呀 伙计们 Hey, hey. Hey, fellas.
-你好呀 -你好 - Hey, how you doing? - How you doing?
很高兴见到你 Great to see you.
过得怎么样 Yeah, what's going on?
在那边 是我的妻子 Over there, with my, uh, wife.
有什么新消息吗 Yeah. So, what's new?
在外闲逛 孩子们都很好 Um, hanging out. Kids are good.
认真的吗 女士 Really, lady?!
抱歉 操 Sorry, fuck. Shit.
该死的 Goddamn it!
天 Christ.
-靠 -是的 他们都很好 - Fuck! - Yeah, they're good.
大家都很好 非常好 Everybody's good, you know. Awesome.
你好 Hi.
-你好 -你好 - Hey. - What's up?
我们刚才在 我 Uh, we were, um... I'm...
听着 伙计 爱你 不过我要走了 Listen, man, I'll love you and leave you.
迟点跟你联系 下周吧 Check in with you later, next week.
-你到时候还在吧 -在 - You gonna be around then? - Yep.
那我们周五的开幕式见 And I'll see you at that opening on Friday.
-对对对 好的 -周五 - Right. Right, right, right, right. Right, okay. - Friday?
好的 回见 Um, uh, see you later, man.
-绝对的 -很高兴见到你 - Definitely. - Good to see you.
替我向吉奥问好 Yeah. Give my best to Gio.
-好的 -见到你很高兴 保重 - Will do. - Great to see you. Be well.
真丢人 That was humiliating.
-什么 为什么 -为什么 你都没介绍我 - What*Why? - Why*You didn't introduce me.
你把我丢在马路另一边 搞什么鬼 You left me on the other side-- I mean, what the fuck?
-你是觉得我很丢脸吗 -什么 没有 - Are you ashamed of me? - What? No.
我都不记得那个家伙的名字 I didn't remember the guy's name,
所以我没法介绍你 so I couldn't introduce you.
我知道他的名字 那他妈是泰德·艾伦 I know the guy's name. That was fucking Ted Allen.
不是他 另一个 Not him, the other guy.
我不记得另一个人的名字了 I didn't remember the other guy's name.
那怎么了 直接承认啊 So what? Take the bullet.
不要把我当成多余的人一样丢在一边 Don't leave me standing there like a spare prick
就因为你不想让别人提醒你他的名字 because you don't want to ask some guy to remind you of his name.
我倒是很希望跟泰德·艾伦认识一下 I mean, I would have liked to meet Ted Allen.
你的确认识他了 You did meet him.
你来打 南茜 That's you, Nancy.
很好 Nice!
15比40 15-40! Boom.
好了 将球打到跟灯柱一样高的 Okay, three points to anyone
可以加三分 who can hit it as high as that light tower.
不要 我们就保持 No. Let's just keep the game...
三分 Three points.
老爸 Dad!
靠 南茜 去捡球 Oh, shit. Nancy, go get the ball.
你去捡球 You get the ball.
拜托 杰克 去捡球 Come on. Jack, go get the ball.
我根本都不想玩 I don't even want to play.
你基本就什么都没干 You've literally been doing nothing this entire time.
-去捡球 -快去捡球 你怎么还不动起来 - Go get the ball. - Just go get the ball. You haven't moved.
-闭上你的嘴 -我不喜欢你这样 - Shut your face. - Hey, I don't like that.
这样不好 That's not nice.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
我看上去像是没事吗 她扔到我鸡鸡上了 Do I look all right? She hit me in my penis.
-你没事吧 -南茜 这样是不对的 - You all right? - Nancy, that was not appropriate.
你为什么要扔到他鸡鸡上 Why'd you hit him in the penis?
我不是故意扔到他鸡鸡上的 I didn't mean to hit him in the penis.
我是想扔到他的蛋蛋上 I meant to hit him in the balls.
-好了 真是太好了 -真是太好了 - Okay, that's great. - That's great.
我们可以继续打网球了吗 Could we go back to playing, please?
这件事是你引发的 高兴了吗 Are you happy you derailed that?
真是干得太漂亮了 丹尼斯 That was an amazing derailment, Dennis.
真是好玩啊 That's really funny.
还有人觉得无聊了吗 我觉得无聊了 Dennis: Anyone else bored? I'm bored.
是啊 真是太好玩了 I know, it's so funny.
你是唯一一个想要打常规比赛的人 You're the only one that wants to play the regular rules.
谢谢 闭嘴吧 Thanks, shut up.
首先 你打到一个人的鸡鸡 First, you hit the guy in the penis,
够了 大庭广众的 Okay, could we stop saying "penis"
然后你还不想去捡球 and then you wouldn't go get the ball.
我们能不要再说鸡鸡这个词了吗 on the public court, please?
你不能连上你得到的线索 You can't close the leads you're given,
你什么都连不上 you can't close shit.
你就是坨屎 You are shit.
赶紧动手吧 伙计 去打败它 So hit the bricks, pal, and beat it,
因为你马上要被淘汰了 'cause you are going out.
-线索很薄弱 -线索很薄弱 - The leads are weak. - The leads are weak?
他妈的线索很薄弱 Fucking leads are weak?
是你太弱 You're weak.
我做这份工作15年了 I've been in this business 15 years.
-你叫什么名字 -去你的 这就是我的名字 - What's your name? - Fuck you. That's my name.
你想知道为什么吗 先生 You want to know why, mister?
因为你今晚来这里开的是韩国现代 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight.
我开的是价值八万美金的宝马 这就是我的名字 I drove an $80,000 BMW. That's my name.
而你的名字是"渴望" And your name is "wanting."
你玩不了这个男人的游戏 You can't play this man's game.
你没法结案 You can't close 'em,
那就回家去吧 告诉你妻子你的麻烦 then go home and tell your wife your troubles.
因为人生中只有一件事最重要 Because only one thing counts in life.
那就是让他们在虚线上签字 Getting them to sign on the line which is dotted.
听到了吗 你个该死的蛆虫 You hear me, you fucking maggots?!
我忘记台词了 但是 I forgot that line, but...
-没人注意到 -是吗 但是我僵住了 - Nobody noticed. - Yeah, but I froze.
你看到了吗 就像是过去了20分钟那么久 Did you see? It felt like 20 minutes.
-没有 没人注意到 -我注意到了 - No, nobody noticed. - I noticed.
-除了她 -你睡着了 所以闭上你的臭嘴 - Except her. - You were asleep, so shut your stupid face.
你不应该去注意谁睡着了 Well, you shouldn't have been looking at who was sleeping.
你应该去注意正在跟你搭戏的演员 You should have been looking at the actors acting to you.
-她说得对 -你根本都不应该出现 - She's right. - Yeah, well, you shouldn't have been there anyway.
-没错 -那不是给小孩看的 - That's true. - It's not for kids.
随便你怎么说 这个太无聊了 让我都睡着了 Well, anyway, it was so boring it made me fall asleep.qq
-闭嘴 -抱歉 -那不是真的 - Shut up. - Sorry. - That's not true.
-你闭嘴 -她看得目不转睛 - You shut up. - She was riveted.
-你看得目不转睛 -抱歉 打扰了 - You were riveting. - Sorry to... interrupt.
-没关系 -我看到你之前的表演了 - That's okay. - I saw you in the play earlier today.
你演得非常好 You were very good.
-你真是太好了 谢谢 -谢谢你 - Oh, that's so sweet. Thank you. - Thank you.
我可以拍个照片吗 Could I get a photo?
我觉得还是不要了吧 不过谢谢你 Oh, uh, I don't think so, but thank you.
不 不是拍他 是拍他 Oh, no, not of him. Of him.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我是你的忠实粉丝 I am a huge fan.
我超爱《大灾裂》 I loved The Breaking.
-谢谢 -你还会继续出演吗 - Thank you. - Are you gonna be making more of them?
不 我是说 他们还要继续拍 Uh, no. I mean, yeah, they're gonna make more,
但是我的角色 在上一季已经杀青了 but my character, uh, the arc finished last season.
不会吧 为什么 你和艾莉森 Oh, no. Why*You and Alison, I mean,
那真是我觉得最可信的感情了 that is actually the relationship I found the most believable.
知道吗 我非常赞同你的观点 You know, I couldn't agree with you more.
我非常支持他们 I-I was so rooting for them.
他们真是非常相配的一对 That was a good pairing.
而且观众很喜欢 And the audiences liked it.
但是 汤姆斯的角色 But, you know, Thomas's character,
他们得想个办法让他回来 所以 they had to figure out a way for him to get back in, and so...
什么 我们看见了 在预告里看见了 What*We've seen it. It's run its course.
我觉得观众想看一些新鲜的 I think the audience wants something new.
我赞同你的观点 I agree with you, you know?
所以 那是什么样的呢 进入一个全 What-- So what was it like to step into the whole...
你在干什么 What are you doing?
抱歉 我 Sorry, I...
-我们正在家庭聚餐 -莎拉 - We're having a family meal. - Sarah.
-抱歉 -不 不用道歉 我才该说抱歉 - Sorry. - No, don't be sorry. I'm sorry.
还有你 你为什么不说 And-and you, why don't you say,
"抱歉 我正在跟家人一起" "I'm sorry, I'm with my family"?
这只会花几分钟时间 It just takes a minute.
顺便说一句 他的粉丝群体就是你这类人 You're his exact fan base, by the way.
一般情况下 他会觉得很尴尬 Normally, he's embarrassed that
因为他的粉丝圈全是50多岁的单身老女人 all his fans are single women over 50,
但是已经很久没有人认出过他了 but nobody's stopped him in a while,
所以他也没法抱怨了 so he's taking what he can get.
我很抱歉 I-I'm sorry.
好了 我们走吧 Okay, well, you know what? Let's go.
-等等 要走了吗 我还没 -我们走 - Wait, we're going?I don't... - Yeah, we're gonna go.
走吧 Um, come on.
走了 杰克 Come on, Jack.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我结婚了 I'm married.
我47岁 I'm 47.
-我觉得结束了 我不想再继续了 -好啊 - I think it's over. I think I'm done with this. - fine.
那就这样吧 我也不干了 That's it, then. I'm done, too.
-我可以 -当然 - Can I just...? - Oh, sure.
所以 现在怎么样 So, what happens now?
我不知道 我们回家吧 I don't know. We go home, I guess?
但是 我有点饿了 Thing is, I'm kind of hungry.
不如去吃点东西 Wouldn't mind eating.
那我们就去吃点东西吧 Well, let's get something to eat.
我真的以为我们可以走到最后的 I really thought we'd get to the end somehow, right?
我真的以为可以 I mean, I really did,
但是我讨厌自己现在跟你一起的这样子 but I hate who I am with you now.
我发现有的时候自己看着你 I catch myself sometimes looking at you,
我期待着你把事情搞砸 and I'm just waiting for you to fuck up.
这 It's just...
你好像比我更加轻松 It just seems easier to be you.
而我嫉妒你 And... I envy you.
我嫉妒你的人生 和你的生活方式 I, I envy your life and how you get to be.
看起来有更多的乐趣 It just looks like a lot more fun.
我知道你也有你担忧的事 但是 I know there's things that you worry about, too, but...
它们看上去都是小事情 they seem like small things,
而我不得不肩负起所有重大的责任 and I get to carry around all the big heavy shit,
而你就全交给我 and you just let me do it.
你把所有的事都交给我处理 因为我比较擅长 You just let me take that role because I'm good at it.
也许我不想擅长这些呢 Maybe I don't want to be good at it, you know?
也许我从来不想要这个角色 Maybe I never wanted that role.
也许你只是不够关心我 Maybe you never cared enough about me
不能停下来问问我是否想要 to stop and ask me if I wanted it.
我觉得是你把我推远了 I think you push me away.
我一直觉得是你把我推远了 I think you've always pushed me away
从你的生活中和有趣的事推远 from your life and the fun stuff and...
你从来没有问过我 Like, you never ask me
是否要去参加你的派对 或首映式 to come out with you to your parties or premieres or
就像我不会喜欢一样 ... like I wouldn't like it,
像是我会 "我讨厌那些人 因为他们是混蛋" like, "Oh, I hate those people 'cause they're such assholes
"而我有那么敏感" and I'm so sensible."
我觉得你要将我和你生活中有趣的事分离开 I think you tried to separate me from the fun stuff in your life
因为你知道如果你看见我在那 because you knew if you saw me there,
如果你看见我在做有趣的事 if you saw me in it,
你就会意识到 那才是我该在的地方 you would realize that that's where I should be.
然后你就会为此感到愧疚 And then you'd have to feel bad about it.
你让我无法融入你的生活 丹尼斯 You made it impossible for me to be a part of your life, Dennis,
所以听到我这么说 不要表现得那么吃惊 so don't act surprised when I say that
我们没有共同的爱好 是你造成的 we have nothing in common, because you engineered that.
对不起 I'm sorry.
要是我可以回到过去改变一切 If I could go back and change any of that,
我会的 但是我做不到 I would, but... but I can't.
但是你说得对 But you're right.
你说得对 对不起 You're right, and I'm sorry.
真的对不起 I'm really sorry.
好吧 Okay.
谢谢 Thank you.
我是个白痴 I'm an idiot.
我就像个孩子一样 I'm like a child.
而且 你知道的 如果我不小心一点 A-And, and, you know, if I'm not careful,
再过五年我就是个悲剧了 I'm about five years away from being tragic.
我真的不想变成那样 I really don't want to be that.
汤的味道如何 How was the soup?
我还没有尝 I, uh, didn't even taste it.
我不知道 很烫 I don't know. Uh, hot?
我觉得 我要点些东西 I-I think I'm, I'm gonna get something.
你们想要些什么 What can I get you guys tonight?
我想要个汉堡 Um, can I have a burger, please?
你要五分熟 加沙拉 不要薯条 对吗 You like it medium, salad instead of fries, right?
是的 不对 五分熟没错 但我要薯条 Yeah, no, um, yes, medium, but, uh, I'll have the fries.
薯条 Fries...
今晚孩子们怎么不在 Where's the kids tonight?
-在家里 -我喜欢他们 - At home. - I like those guys.
谢谢 你人太好了 Thank you. That's very sweet.
我说的是真的 我喜欢他们 不喜欢其他孩子 No, really, I like them. Don't like many kids,
但我喜欢他们两个 but I like those two.
你不相信她 You don't believe her?
不 她说的肯定是别人家孩子 No. Somebody else's kids.
我喜欢他们 Well, I like them.
就是喜欢地不明显 Indistinctly.
两年后
再见 老妈 Bye, Mom.
-我爱你 -我也爱你 - I love you. - I love you, too.
等你到了之后给我打个电话 大学生 Call me when you get there, college boy.
-每天都要给我打电话 -好 我会的 - Okay. Call me up every day. - Yeah. I will.
-再见 我会想你的 -你的游戏机归我了 - Bye, kid. I'll miss you. - I'm taking your PlayStation.
不行 敢碰我的东西你就死定了 No, you won't. Touch any of my stuff, and you're dead.
好了 All right.
不 她说游戏机归我了 No, she said I could have it.
你要待在大学了 You're gonna be in college.
她说你的游戏机 你的任天堂 She said I could have your PlayStation, your Wii
还有你的房间四年里都归我了 and your room for four years.
我知道你的密码 I know your password.
靠 Oh... Shit.
-好了 -马上开始吗 - All right. - Get right to it?
好 我们开始吧 Yeah, let's do it.
好的 Alright.
-抱歉 -打得很好 - Sorry. Sorry. - No, that was nice.
很好 15比0 Good. 15-love.
好的 All right.
对不起 Oh... Sorry.
不 这是个好球 No, no. That was a good shot.
现在几点了 What time is it?
5点50分 Uh, ten to 6:00.
想要继续打吗 Want to keep playing?
是的 Yes.
你来发球 Your serve.
5比4 Five-four.
比赛吗 For the match?
打得不错 That was good.
打得漂亮 That was good.