现代爱情 第一季 第五集
-脸书还是推特 -慢着 该我问了 - Facebook or Twitter? - Wait, it's my turn.
《星际迷航》还是《星球大战》 Star Trek or Star Wars?
抱歉 《星球大战》 Sorry. Star Wars.
好吧 脸书 Okay. And Facebook.
印第安纳·琼斯还是... Indiana Jones or...
拜托别说卢克·天行者 Oh, please don't say Luke Skywalker.
我刚想说 I wasn't gonna.
印第安纳·琼斯还是葛蕾丝·琼斯 Indiana Jones or Grace Jones?
当然是葛蕾丝 了不起的葛蕾丝 Grace, of course. Amazing Grace.
-欢迎 -谢谢 - Welcome. - Thank you.
-你是我家第一个客人 -荣幸至极 - You're my first guest. - I'm honored.
-带我转转 -床在这边 - Give me the tour? - Bed's going here.
休闲区 Lounge area.
-还有... 厨房 -抱歉 - And... kitchen. - Sorry.
卧室在那边 Bathroom's through there.
好吧 租这么贵的房子图啥 Okay. And all that for what?
一万五一个月是吧 You said $2,200 a month?
生当尽欢 What a time to be alive.
-喝一杯吗 -好啊 - Drinks? - Yeah. Absolutely.
不过真的很舒适 我喜欢 It's really cozy, though. I like it.
而且 再也没有室友了 Plus, no more roommates.
你真的很成熟 You're like a real adult person.
我成熟到连个固定睡觉时间都没有 I'm so grown-up I don't even have a bedtime.
有什么喝的 So what do you got?
有樱桃白兰地 I got cherry brandy.
行 Okay.
-辣椒伏特加 -口味清奇 - Chilli vodka. - Bizarre.
以前收到的礼物 Old gifts.
还有琴酒和... 苦艾酒 Oh, I have gin and... vermouth.
-调马丁尼酒 -同意 - Martinis? - Approved.
完美 Perfect.
-用橄榄还是洋葱 -橄榄 - Olives or onions? - Olives.
共和党还是民主党 Red state or blue?
最好还是不要扯到政治吧 Oh. Eh, let's maybe stay off politics.
不行 你得选民主党 No. Rule is you got to answer.
我家乡是亲共和党州 Well, uh, I'm from a red state,
不过我住在亲民主党州 but I live in a blue one,
所以我大概是横跨在两种政见之间 so I kind of straddle the political divide.
像温和的自由党那样吗 Like a good libertarian?
或者说是迷糊党 Or a very confused person.
怎么了 What?
你体会过搬到一个新地方 You know when you move into a place
畅想精彩新生活的感觉吗 and you visualize this whole new amazing life for yourself?
嗯 Yeah.
我现在差不多就是这样 Well, this looks pretty close.
别 等下 我要拍下来发照片 Oh, no, wait. I'm posting this.
不是吧 Seriously?
不 Oh, no.
-我只是... -什么 - I was just... - What?
收拾 Tidying.
我闲得慌 I have no game.
也许你这闲得慌玩法才是最有意思的玩法 Maybe your no-game game is the most cunning game of all.
我听说过闲得慌玩法 Yeah, I've heard of the no-game game.
不是我这情况 That's not what I have.
我相信你 I actually believe you.
我们能忘记这事吗 Can we just forget that that happened?
-好 没问题 -好 - Okay. Sure. - Okay.
给你 Here.
敬你的精彩新生活 To your new amazing life.
现在就这样像块生肉似的 Well, now it's just lying there on the floor
摊在地板上了 like a piece of raw meat.
是啊 Pretty much.
雅斯敏 我... 我真的没有想到 Yasmine, I just- - I really had no expectation that this...
你今晚会跟我回家 would happen tonight.
我已经跟你回来了 Well, it's happening.
可是... But there's...
我现在真的撩不下去了 literally no way I can make a move now.
好吧 Fine.
脱上面还是脱下面 Topless or bottomless?
脱上面 Topless.
不 等等 我以为是你脱 Oh, no. Wait, I thought that you meant on you.
你想改答案吗 Oh, you want to change your answer?
好吧 Okay.
四角裤还是三角裤 Boxers or briefs?
我不记得了 I can't remember.
我一会儿就回来 好吧 I'll be right back. Okay?
抱歉 还没装窗帘 Sorry, no curtains yet.
两分钟内你还不回来 If you're not back in two minutes,
我就自己搞了 I'm gonna get started on my own.
不是吧 Really?
这是我最勾人的姿态 This is me at my most inviting.
-还需努力 -是吗 - It might need some work. - Oh, yeah?
这样呢 Well, how about this?
你没事吧 Are you okay?
别... Oh. Don't...
别拔 Don't.
叫救护车 Call 911.
该死 Shit.
对 请叫辆救护车来 他手臂伤得很重 Yes, ambulance, please. He's cut his arm badly.
遍地是血 There's lots of blood everywhere.
好吧 地址 Okay. Ad-Address.
东10街507号 1C公寓 507 East 10th Street, Apartment 1C.
听清楚了吗 Did you hear that?
很好 Okay, perfect.
-他们正在赶过来 -好 - They're on their way. - Okay.
医院里 一支现实的小插曲
好吧 Okay.
帮我穿下裤子 还没穿上去 Um, help me with these. They're still halfway down.
或者说是没脱下来 Or maybe they're halfway up.
来 There you go.
满杯还是空杯 Glass half full or glass half empty?
稍后再玩这个游戏 好吗 Let's play this game later, yeah?
-好吧 -好 - Okay. - Okay.
-雅斯敏 -怎么了 - Yasmine. - What?
裙子 Dress.
-裹条浴巾 -对 - Towel. - Yes.
好了 Okay.
不 不 不 把浴巾给我 No. No, no, no. Give me the towel.
去吧 Go.
这不是我第一次 You know, this isn't the first time
约会约进医院 that a date ended in the hospital.
我有次吃了没熟的鸡肉 I once had some undercooked chicken
产生了幻觉并烧到了40度 that gave me hallucinations and a temperature of 104.
你应该放松点 You should be really relaxed about all this.
我放松着呢 I am.
-你几岁了 -31岁 - How old are you? - I'm 31.
33岁 抱歉 不知道我刚刚为什么要撒谎 33. I'm sorry. I don't know why I lied just then.
我知道 I do.
-你有服用什么药物吗 -有 - Are you on any medication? - Yeah.
氯安定 治疗焦虑的 Klonopin. For anxiety.
还有抗抑郁症药物 And antidepressants.
好 Okay.
他是你的 什么 男朋友吗 Is he your... what? Boyfriend?
朋友 Uh, friend.
我们才约会第二次 It's our second date.
我没有自残嗜好 这不是性爱受的伤 I'm not a cutter, by the way. This isn't a sex injury.
至少不是变态的那种 I mean, not a weird one.
-你怎么还在说话 罗伯 -我也不知道 - Hey, why are you still talking, Rob? - I don't know.
-有过敏吗 -没有 - Any allergies? - No.
-上次吃饭是什么时候 -四五个小时前吧 - When was the last time you ate? - Four, uh, five hours ago.
海鲜意面 很好吃 Seafood pasta. Was very good.
好的 之前做过手术吗 Okay. Um, previous surgeries?
有一次颧骨断了 从自行车上摔下来 I broke my cheekbone once. Came off a bike.
帮忙关一下百叶窗 Get those blinds for me.
好了 我来看看 Okay. I'm gonna get this.
-起来 -好 - Up. - Okay.
-要脱掉吗 -脱下去 - These are coming off? - Down.
好 Yeah, okay.
-好了吗 -好 腿 - Got it? - Yep. Okay, leg.
好 Okay.
要我帮你锁起来吗 Want me to lock this stuff away for you?
给我吧 I'll take them.
里面有多少钱我可一清二楚 I know exactly how much money is in there.
好 Okay.
胳膊抬起来 Keep that elevated.
好了 罗伯 Okay, Rob.
请慢慢地从十开始倒数 I'd like you to count backwards slowly from ten.
十 九 Ten, nine,
八 七 eight, seven...
六 six...
五 five...
别担心 胳膊还在 Don't worry. It's still there.
你醒了 我是尼克 Oh, you're awake. I'm Nick.
我来量一下你的血压 I'm just gonna take your blood pressure.
好 Okay.
来看看 Let me see.
手术很顺利 医生很满意 Surgery went well. Doctor was pleased.
那就好 Oh, great.
正中神经损伤不好修复 Median nerve damage can be tricky to repair.
麻醉剂可能会让你感觉喉咙疼和嘴巴干 You might have a sore throat and a dry mouth from the anesthetic,
多喝点水 so keep drinking plenty of water.
我会叮嘱他的 I'll make sure he does.
好 Okay.
-谢谢 -没事 - Thank you. - Yeah.
我什么时候能出院 How long till I can be discharged?
不会太久 六小时左右 Oh, not long. Six hours or so.
好了 So...
你先走吧 Look, you should just go.
毕竟 六小时很久的 That's a-- Six hours is a lot.
罗伯 别这样 Rob, please.
我当然会留下 Of course I'll stay.
角色互换你肯定也会陪着我的 You'd stay if the roles were reversed.
我当然会 Absolutely, I would.
你甚至不需要住院 You wouldn't even need to be in the hospital.
哪怕是公园躺椅 我也会看着你睡觉 I'd watch you sleep on a park bench.
再说了 我们的约会还没结束 Besides, we're still on our date.
这是中场休息 I am calling this an intermission.
我一直在社交媒体上直播 I've been live-blogging it on social media.
那就让他们回到座位上吧 Well, tell 'em to retake their seats.
-好 -第二幕要开始了 - Okay. - Act two's about to begin.
请问 So...
杯子是半满还是半空 Glass half full or glass half empty?
半满 Half full.
喷射机队还是巨人队 Jets or Giants?
都不是 钢人队 Neither. Steelers.
视线之外还是脑海之外 Out of sight or out of mind?
脑海之外 Out of mind.
你的问题有点抽象了 They're getting very abstract.
可能是因为我用了药 It might be the drugs.
那其他药呢 What about the other drugs?
我有急性焦虑症 I get anxiety attacks.
"急性"其实并不准确 "Attacks" is the wrong word.
对有些人来说 就像风暴 For some people, it's like a storm.
但是对我来说 更像是缓缓袭来的大雾 But... for me, it's more like a fog rolling in.
会让我 直接当机 I kind of... shut down,
没办法进行正常的社交 and I can't really function in a social situation.
我本打算告诉你的 只是... I was going to tell you. I just...
是啊 这种事谁也不会主动提起的 Yeah. It's not something you offer up until you have to.
对 Exactly.
你现在看起来很冷静 Anyway... you seem all calm now.
谢谢 Thanks.
不过你要是不在我就会吓死了 I'd be freaking out if you weren't here, though.
现在反馈如何 Any good responses?
87个赞 17个评论 87 likes and 17 comments so far.
绝对是时下热点了 Talk of the town.
你要是担心的话 我没提你的名字 Oh, um, I left out your name, just in case you're worried.
那你是怎么称呼我的 So, what are you calling me, then?
"马丁尼情人"怎么样 How about "Martini Lover"?
我喜欢 I like "Martini Lover."
有一种 It's got that quality of
微微颓废的神秘气质 slightly decadent espionage
是大家总会联想到我的东西 that people always associate me with.
好 Done.
你确实应该跟一位马丁尼情人约会 You should be going out with a martini lover.
"罗伯"太普通了 "Rob" Is too ordinary somehow.
雅斯敏和... Yasmine and...
罗伯 Rob.
也许我们只是需要重新宣传罗伯 Maybe we just need to rebrand Rob.
比如"全新罗伯" Like "New Rob."
真没想到旧罗伯居然能撑这么久 Oh, I can't believe Old Rob ever got this far.
男人们肯定会打量你 然后再看看我 Guys will check you out and then pull focus to me,
就会想"她怎么会跟他在一起" and they're all thinking, "No, he is never with her."
我觉得这是你瞎想的 I think that's in your head.
同时 我也会问自己 "我看起来很紧张吗" Meanwhile, I'm asking myself, "Well, do I seem nervous?
"总想着自己紧不紧张" "Eh, will obsessing about being nervous
"会不会让我看起来更紧张" "Make me appear more nervous?
"她是不是觉得我是个呆子" Does she think I'm a total nerd?"
谁都会这样想的 罗伯 Everyone does that, Rob.
但对我来说 有很大影响 But for me, it's paralyzing.
导致真到了那个时候 我已经没力气了 And so, I have no bandwidth left for the actual experience.
这样说你能理解吗 Does that make sense?
应该会留疤 I suppose I'll have a scar.
-纪念品 -比在我胳膊上 - Souvenir. - I guess it's better than
纹一个你的名字要好点 getting your name tattooed on my arm.
有个人曾经纹过我名字 A guy did that for me once.
我为什么不惊讶呢 是你前任吗 Why am I not surprised? Is that your ex?
你介意吗 Do you mind?
不介意 你继续 Uh, no. Go ahead.
小号 是吧 Number one, right?
我是个俗人 不是野蛮人 I'm earthy. I'm not a barbarian.
就像我们不知怎样按了快进键一样 It's like we've fast-forwarded years somehow.
什么意思 How do you mean?
通常人们是很介意被看到这个样子的 People are so concerned to put on this big front normally,
但现在你看到了我最脆弱 but now you've seen me at my most vulnerable.
害怕 流血... Frightened, bleeding...
-光着 -对 - Naked. - Exactly.
简直是我最可怕的噩梦成真 It's my worst fear realized.
没那么糟 And it's not that bad.
当我出车祸的时候 我的生活天翻地覆 So, when I had my bike accident, I must have gone ass over tit,
因为我只记得 because the next thing I remember is waking up
在救护车里醒来 脸都错位了 in an ambulance with my face out to here.
-不 -手术 - Oh. Oh, no. - And the surgeon is saying
就是在我的脑袋开一个小切口 that they're gonna put a little incision in my head
用一个小勺 to go in with a little spoon
把我的颧骨归位 to lift the cheekbone back into place.
好吧 听起来没那么糟 Okay, well, that doesn't sound that bad.
就在我打麻醉剂的时候 Just as I'm getting the anesthetic,
他们跟我说这个手术不一定会有效 they explain that this procedure doesn't always work.
好 那还有什么别的选择吗 Okay, so what's the alternative?
放个钢板进去 Alternative is they have to put a steel plate in.
-好吧 -但那么做的话 - Okay? - But to do that,
他们得把你从耳朵那里切开 they have to slice you from ear to ear
从左耳到右耳 across the top of your head,
-把你的脸剥下来 -不不不不 别说了 - and then peel your face off. - No, no, no, no! Stop, stop,
闭嘴 闭嘴 闭嘴 闭嘴 闭嘴 stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
在他们跟我说的时候 And just as they're telling me this,
我爆发了最严重的一次 one of the great panic
恐慌症 attacks of my career is kicking off.
然后麻醉剂生效了 我就什么都不知道了 And then the drugs take hold, and I'm off to la-la land.
好吧 每个人都会那样的 Okay, well, everyone would react the same way.
可能吧 结果 Yeah, maybe. As it turns out,
A计划的结果很好 不过很可怕 Plan A worked fine. Scary, though.
我看不出你哪边脸错位了 I can't tell which one you broke.
-好 -哪一边 - Good. - Which one is it?
这边 This one.
-手术很成功 -谢谢 - They did a good job. - Thank you.
天 Jesus.
最后的莫西干人 Last of the Mohicans.
我爸以前就那么抽烟 My father used to smoke like that
在他死前 before he died.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
-是那... -造成他的死亡的吗 - Was that the... - Cause of death?
反正没什么帮助 Didn't help.
他病了很久吗 Was he sick for long?
你真的想听吗 You really want to hear the story?
简单说就是他严重脑出血 The short version is he had a massive brain hemorrhage.
详细说呢 And the long version?
在我30岁生日 It was my 30th birthday.
我们开了一个大派对 很多家人和朋友都来了 we had a big party-- lots of family and friends.
在大概6点的时候终于爬到我男朋友的床上 Finally crawled into bed at my boyfriend's at about 6:00.
第二天 我爸做了早饭 The next morning, my father made breakfast
端到了床上 给我妈吃 and brought it up to my mother in bed.
她后来跟我说 他们做了爱 She told me afterwards that they made love,
在她洗澡的时候 他睡了一会 and then he dozed off while she showered.
她出来的时候 他的脸已经抽搐了 When she came out, his face had collapsed
口齿不清 and, uh, his speech was slurred.
她叫了救护车 但已经没什么能做的了 She called an ambulance, but there was nothing to be done.
在医院 我一直陪他坐着 At the hospital, I sat with him the whole time.
我记得在护士给他擦身的时候 I remember going for a walk
走了走 while the nurse gave him a bed bath.
在她擦完的时候 我透过帘子看到了他 As she was finishing, I saw him through the curtains.
他光着 He was naked,
身上插着各种仪器 但他特别帅 hooked up to all these machines, but he was so beautiful.
像米开朗基罗的圣殇像 Like some Pieta by Michelangelo.
不管怎样 他一小时后死了 Anyway, he died an hour later.
你确定你不想要点什么吗 You sure you don't want something?
我还吃东西 我就喝点水吧 I can't eat yet. I'll just get some water.
-我给你拿 -不 不用 没事的 - Let me get it. - No, no. It's fine.
我去拿 我可以 I'll get it. I can do it.
-你确定 -是的 - You sure? - Yeah.
你好啊 Hey, how are you?
我不会去再给你拿一份的 I'm not getting you another.
好 Fair.
你有想过你会是哪种残疾人吗 Do you ever wonder what kind of disabled person you'd be?
看 我就会说这样的傻话 See, that's the kind of crap I fixate on.
-你怎么想的 -我会很糟 - And what did you decide? - Oh, I'd be awful.
我会被愤怒和自怜吞噬的 I'd be consumed by anger and self-pity.
我肯定会成一个酒鬼 I'd certainly become an alcoholic.
一个健全的酒鬼吗 You mean a full-blown one?
这话比我的胳膊还疼 Ow. That stings more than my arm.
抱歉 Sorry.
唾手可得的食物 Low-hanging fruit.
我在毫无意义的官司上花了好多年 I'd spend years in pointless litigation.
你对自己太严苛了 You're so hard on yourself.
如果有女人对我展现出一点点友好 And then, if any woman ever showed me any kindness,
我会让她们立刻后悔 I'd make them regret it instantly.
如何 How so?
比如我会故意把那当成对我有意思 Like, I would willfully mistake it for romantic attention,
如果她们不是这样的话我会变得很生气 and then I'd become enraged if they didn't follow through.
超级生气 Like, full incel.
我不是很了解你 Uh, I don't know you very well,
但这听起来并不像你 but this doesn't sound like you.
感谢上帝这伤会好吧 Just thank God this wound is gonna heal,
为了我们自己好 for all our sakes.
你觉得我会是哪种残疾人 So, what kind of disabled person do you think I'd be?
你会很励志的 Oh. You'd be an inspiration.
-会吗 -当然 - Would I, now? - For sure.
你会很快调整好 You'd adjust really quickly.
你会走出去 You'd throw yourself into advocacy.
你会成为残奥会射箭队的一员 You'd be on the Paralympic archery team.
你会去TED演讲 还会接到化妆品代言 There'd be TED Talks and cosmetics contracts.
好了 好了 说得太过了 All right, all right, you might be overreaching.
不 你会是那样的 完全重新定义 No, you'd be, like, completely redefining beauty standards
21世纪美的标准 for the 21st century.
-你说的太可笑了 -我还嗑嗨了 - You're ridiculous. - I'm also high.
谢谢 Thank you.
不知道你还抽烟 Didn't know you smoked.
其实我并不抽 I don't, really.
这很恶心 This is disgusting.
我能认真问你几个问题吗 Can I ask you something serious?
当然可以 Sure.
你的男朋友呢 What happened with your boyfriend?
我们认识的时间没那么长 We hadn't known each other that long,
突然遇到了这样的大事 and we were suddenly into this really intense thing.
有的时候那是好事 不是吗 That's good sometimes, no?
要求很多的 Was asking a lot.
-我很难相处 -不是的 - I was pretty hard to be around. - No.
我觉得你对我的印象可能有点不对 I think you have a slightly false impression of me.
怎么说 How?
就拿今晚来说 Well... take this evening.
似乎我陪你待了一整晚 就像个英雄一样 I seem like a total hero for staying up all night with you,
-是吗 -那个... - right? - Well...
对于别人来说 我似乎很体贴 To everyone online, I seem so considerate.
但如果我是 But what am I gonna do,
去夜店嗨了一晚 第二天再来看你呢 go to a nightclub and check on you tomorrow?
那么做的话... When you put it like that, uh...
不过别人的看法对我来说很重要 It's a bit too important to me, though, that perception.
你对自己太严苛了 Now you're just being hard on yourself.
承认这点并不容易 This isn't easy to admit,
但你一直对我都很真诚 but you've been so honest with me.
所有人都喜欢别人的关注 雅斯敏 Everyone likes attention, Yasmine.
是 但87还是很令人失望的 Yeah, but 87 likes is a big disappointment.
好吧 Okay.
我想让你的邻居通过窗户看到我 I want your neighbors to see me through the windows
想要我 and desire me.
我想让护理人员认为 I want that paramedic to think
我是他见过的最有意思的女孩 I'm the funniest girl he's ever met.
我为什么要让陌生人爱上我呢 Why this need to make strangers fall in love with me?
有什么关系呢 What's the difference?
-又没造成什么伤害 -要摆布他人 - It's harmless. - It's manipulative.
但是只要你知道就好 But so long as you're aware of it.
你对别人的评价会影响到我 That comment you made about guys checking me out.
那是你控制不了的 You can't help that, surely.
我可以 Oh, I can.
我正在这么做 I'm doing it.
什么 What?
好吧 我和我的朋友们以前常常在地铁里这么做 Okay. My friends and I used to do this thing on the Metro,
在我们还是青少年的时候 as teenagers.
如果你要下扶梯 If you're going down the escalator,
我们会比赛看谁能吸引更多的男生关注 we'd compete to get the most guys to notice us.
那是怎么做的 How?
眼神交流 Eye contact.
一个笑容 A smile.
就这些 That's all it takes.
我其实注意到那点了 I have noticed that, actually.
我前任也注意到了 So did my ex.
他跟我对质 He'd call me on it.
我就变得非常防备 说他太过多疑 I'd get defensive, convince him that he was paranoid.
我是个烂人 It was pretty shitty of me.
你说的对 You're right, you know.
我很擅长约会 I'm really good at dating,
但我很难长期相处 but I'm also hard to be around long-term.
所以我们决定分开一下 So we decided to take a break.
好吧 Okay.
那是什么时候的事 When was this?
几个星期前 A few weeks ago.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
不用 没什么的... No. It's okay. It's...
我是说 You know, I mean,
我们并没有谈什么严肃的事 we never really talked about... anything serious.
就是闲聊 Just small talk.
现在谈的就很严肃 Well, it's certainly big talk now.
你今天进出方面吗 Did you get in and out okay?
还好 Oh. Yes.
我给你在衣柜里放了几件衣服 I've put some clothes in the closet for you.
谢谢 Thanks.
公寓怎么样 How was the apartment?
像是曼森杀人现场 Like the Manson murders crime scene.
喝咖啡吗 Coffee?
谢谢 Thanks.
-丹麦酥还是果馅卷 -随便 - Danish or strudel? - Mm. I don't care.
你必须选一个 Rule is you got to answer.
那就丹麦酥 Danish, then.
谢谢 Thank you.
这画面真美啊 What a gorgeous scene.
是啊 Yeah.
你竟然扼制住了把这放到图享的冲动 真令我惊讶 I'm impressed you've fought the urge to put it on Instagram.
我本来要放的 但手机没电了 I would, but my battery's dead.
好吧 Yeah.
我得说 我... I got to say, I...
我幻想和你一起过夜 I had fantasized about you staying over
一起吃早饭 and us getting breakfast.
和我的想象有一点不同 It was a little different in my imagination.
还是可能发生的 Well, that could still happen.
真的吗 今晚吗 Really? Even after tonight?
拜托 别焦虑发作 Please, don't have an anxiety attack.
命中靶心 Ooh. Shots fired.
这很好 Meantime, this is good.
不好吗 No?
比好还好 Better than good.
来 敬你棒极了的新生活 Here. To your new, amazing life.
公寓 Oh, the apartment.
-我的天 -我帮你清理 - Oh, my God. - I'll help you clean up.
你能帮我搬走吗 Will you help me move out?
我们能在这里坐会吗 Can we just sit here a bit?
当然可以 Sure.
但我可能得躺下 But I might need to lay down.
可以吗 Is it okay?
你能帮我拿一下吗 Will you hold that for a sec?
-当然 -谢谢 - Sure. - Thanks.
-你在... -我在努力... - What are you... - I'm trying to...
-我来吧 -你能帮我下吗 - Let me. - Would you?
我脱不下来 I can't do it.
-谢谢 你人真好 -没什么 - Thank you. Very sweet. - Yeah.
我能说点什么吗 Can I say something?
我真的很感谢 I really appreciate this.
不 我是认真的 No, I mean it.
我知道我们才刚认识 I-I-I know that we've only just now met
并没有真正发生什么 and nothing has really happened.
我知道你刚结束了一段认真的感情 And I know that you're just out of an intense relationship,
我可能不是... 长期的约会对象 and I'm not really, probably, you know, a long-term prospect.
但我想说 不管发生什么 But I just want to say, whatever happens,
这是有意义的 this meant something.
说实话 如果我再见到你 Honestly, if I never see you again,
或者如果你再待一段时间 or if you stick around a very long time,
或者发生这两者之间的事... or anything in between those two, it's all...
雅斯敏 你睡着了吗 Yasmine, are you asleep?
什么 What?
你听到多少 How much of that did you hear?
你为什么还在说话 罗伯 Why are you still talking, Rob?
我不知道 抱歉 I don't know. I'm sorry.
我没事 I'm good.