现代爱情 第一季 第八集
外面天气很好 Beautiful day out there,
但预报今天下午晚些时候 but there is a thunderstorm forecast
有雷雨 for later this afternoon.
如果你要外出 记得带伞 So if you are going out, remember to bring an umbrella.
接下来播放舒伯特 Here's Schubert's "Serenade No. 4"
天鹅绝唱的《小夜曲》 from the Swan Songs.
-妈 -你好 - Hi, Mom. - Hey.
你有睡觉吗 Did you sleep?
睡了一会 A little.
现在已经十一点半了 It's 11:30.
我知道 I know.
我去煮点咖啡 I'll put on some coffee.
比赛在接近最后一圈的时候变得甜蜜起来
可怜的家伙 Poor guy.
-谁 -他 - Who? - Him.
我一开始就注意到他了 I noticed him at the start.
我猜你也是 I'll bet you did.
不 No.
我注意到他起步太快了 I mean, I noticed that he went out too fast.
他现在就在付出代价 Well, he's paying for it now.
他看起来没劲了 He looks done.
也许他只是需要一点鼓励 Maybe he just needs a bit of encouragement.
快 伙计 你可以的 Come on, buddy. You can do it.
我有点担心了 Hmm. I'm getting worried.
你觉得他身上 Do you think it's possible that something
可能发生了什么事吗 could have happened to him?
肯定有人会注意到的 Well, surely someone would have noticed.
如果在我有机会约他出来之前 I'd be very disappointed if he died
他就死了的话我会很失望的 before I had the chance to ask him out.
别拿这开玩笑 玛戈 Don't even joke about that, Margot.
我没有 I'm not.
继续 肯 Go on, Ken.
你可以的 You got this.
谢谢... Thanks...
谢谢护送 各位 for the escort, fellas.
抱歉耽误了你们这么久 Sorry for keeping you so late.
但说真的 肯 高尔夫... But seriously, Ken, uh, golf...
真的适合你 is really gonna be your thing.
别听他的 哥们 Don't listen to him, man.
去按摩一下 Get a massage.
那可太丢人了 Well, that was humiliating.
并不 很有意思 Not at all. It's just a fun run.
那跟有意思一点边都不沾 That was the opposite of fun.
他们真的很担心 They were... genuinely worried
他们要拿出 they were gonna have to break out
-除颤器 -别说傻话了 - the defibrillator. - Don't be silly.
不 他们一直问... Oh, no. Oh, they kept asking...
他们能不能... if they could...
最后那部分开车载我 我说 drive me the last bit. I said,
"不 我自己完成" "No. I'm gonna complete the course."
你可真厉害 Good for you.
你怎么还在这里 How come you're still here?
你应该早就到了 You must've finished ages ago.
我们在拉伸 We're just, um, warming down.
我喜欢拉伸久一点 I love a good long warm-down.
机智 Huh, smart.
你自己慢跑吗 Were you jogging on your own?
还是你有伙伴一起 Or you have a buddy?
我自己一个人 Oh, on my own.
也许你可以考虑一下加入我们 Maybe you'd like to think about joining our club.
好... Oh, well...
我想... 我会很乐意的 I-I think... I'd enjoy that.
谢谢 Yeah, thanks.
你介意我开窗户吗 Do you mind if I open a window?
这里太闷热了 It's like a sweatbox in here.
你开吧 Oh, sure.
肯喜欢把恒温器的温度调高 Ken likes the thermostat way up.
他的血要比我的冷一些 His blood runs a little colder than mine.
你决定好你穿什么了吗 Have you decided what you're wearing?
穿黑色套装 Uh, well, there should be a black pantsuit
在衣柜里的干洗袋里 in the... dry cleaning bag in the closet.
找到了 Got you.
鞋呢 Shoes?
我来拿 I'll pick them.
-我来吧 -谢谢 - I got it. - Oh, thank you.
我不打扰你准备了 I'll leave you to get ready.
-你还好吗 -一分耕耘一分收获 - Are you okay? - No pain, no gain.
对 付出才有收获 That's right. No guts, no glory.
你今天很棒 You're doing great today.
我用起搏器了 Oh, I'm using a pacemaker.
真的吗 心脏那种吗 Really? The heart kind?
不 不 人那种 No, no. The people kind.
我跟着一个节奏很好的人跑 Uh, I pick a runner doing a nice gentle pace,
他们带着我跑 fall in behind and they tow me along.
你说的"他们" 是"她"的意思吗 Now when you say "They," Do you really mean "She"?
不 那让我听起来... No, th-that makes me sound...
不正派 Sleazy?
我本来要说肤浅的 I was gonna say superficial.
我跟你开玩笑呢 I was teasing you.
不过这可能会有争议的... It could be argued, though, that...
能驱使男人做任何事的唯一的事 the only thing that motivates men to do anything
-就是追女人 -真的吗 - is chasing women. - Oh, is that true?
你是这样的吗 Are you like that?
好吧... Well, uh...
我怀疑我是 I was, I suspect.
直到我遇到我的贝蒂 Till I met my Betty.
她什么时候死的 When did she die?
如果你不介意我问的话 If you don't mind my asking you.
六年前 Six years ago.
-癌症 -我很遗憾 - Cancer. - I'm sorry.
没事的 Oh, it's okay.
我很幸运了 I was lucky.
我们结婚36年 We were married 36 years.
肯... Ken, um...
很明显你很爱你的贝蒂 it's obvious that you loved your Betty very much,
我很尊重你们的婚姻 and I have great respect for your marriage,
但我想你心里可能也有我的位置 but I think you may have room in your heart for me, too,
或者有像我一样的人的位置 or someone like me.
我不认识像你一样的人 I don't know anyone like you.
六年听起来有很久 但... Six years sounds like a lot, but...
比起兔子来说 我更像是乌龟 I'm more tortoise than hare.
也许如果我慢下来 Well, maybe if I slowed down,
你就不用追我 我们可以用我们自己的节奏跑 you wouldn't have to chase me. We could run at our own pace.
你可以吗 Well, could you though?
顺便说一下 我能找人帮我盯着工作 I was able to get someone to cover at work, by the way,
这样我就能待几天 so I can stay on a few days.
至少能待到下周三左右 Middle of next week, at least.
再多待就有点难了 Then it's gonna start getting tricky.
我很开心 谢谢你这么做 I'm glad. Thank you for that.
你下周去纽波特跑10公里吗 Are you gonna run the 10K in Newport next week?
我计划去 I was planning on it, yes.
你想一起去吗 Would you like to go together?
好的 That-that would be nice.
不是仅仅作为慢跑伙伴 I mean, not just as jogging buddies.
好 Okay.
我的意思是 W-What I mean is,
我订一间大床房 if I made a reservation for a room with one bed,
可以吗 would that be okay?
挺好的 That would be lovely.
肯 Oh, Ken.
你不用这样的 You didn't have to do all this.
你知道我再也不想分开旅行了 You realize I won't ever want to travel separately again.
没事的 因为我也不想 That's fine, 'cause I don't either.
我来拿 Oh, I got that.
没有退路了 Ah, no going back now.
绝不反悔 No going back.
你好啊 Hi.
天 我们要变成 Oh, God, are we becoming
那种在保险或者步入式浴缸的广告里看到的 like one of those really self-satisfied couples
秀恩爱的情侣了吗 that you see in ads for insurance or walk-in bathtubs?
那是你所害怕的吗 Is that what you're afraid of?
不 什么 不是 是... No, what? No. It's...
我想要的 what I want.
生活中真的有人那么快乐吗 I mean, is anybody in life really happy like that?
我们现在就是 我们就是那么快乐 We are, right now. We're that happy.
反正我很快乐 I am, anyway.
肯治·伊努耶
现在请玛戈 I will now call on Margot
分享一些和肯治的私人回忆 to share a few personal memories of Kenji.
上次 The last time
我们这样聚在一起 that we were all together like this
是在我们庆祝我们加起来140岁的生日派对上 was our joint 140th birthday party
我们宣布订婚 when we announced our engagement.
很抱歉我们没有举行更大的婚宴 I'm sorry now that we didn't have a bigger wedding reception,
但我想 but I suppose I imagined
我们有很多机会 we would have many opportunities.
肯并不那么确定 Ken was not so certain of that.
我记得他有一次说 I remember him saying once
我们这个年纪"直到死亡把我们分离" that at our age, "Until death do us part"
似乎并不是什么重大承诺 didn't seem like such a big commitment.
夕阳恋是不一样的 Old love is different.
可能更现实 More realistic maybe.
当肯和我相遇的时候 Um, when Ken and I met,
我们已经经历过人生中的很多起起伏伏了 we had already been through many ups and downs in life,
我们学会了如何妥协 and we had learned how to compromise,
我们经历过 and we had survived
损失和错误 loss and mistakes.
不知怎的 我们觉得如果这段感情失败了 And somehow we felt if this relationship failed,
我们也可以活下去 we would survive this, too.
我现在不那么确定了 I'm not so sure about that anymore.
夕阳恋 Old love
是不一样的 又是一样的 is different yet, it is also the same
因为肯和我做了年轻人会做的 because Ken and I did everything
所有事 that young people do.
我们相爱 旅行 We fell in love, we traveled,
一起重建了房子 we remodeled a house together,
建了花园 we planted a garden,
我写完了一本自传 I finished a memoir,
他叫我"宝贝" he called me "Sweetheart."
晚上当我们一起出去的时候 And on nights when we were out in company,
我只需要一眼 all I had to do was glance across the room,
他就知道是时候 and he'd intuit that it was time for him
带我回家 我们可以坐在浴缸边上 to take me home where we could sit on the rim of the bathtub
剔牙 and floss our teeth
八卦晚上的事 and gossip about the evening.
每次我们在房子里擦肩而过的时候 肯会停下来 Every time we passed each other in the house, Ken made a point
亲吻我或者按我的肩膀 of stopping to kiss me or squeeze my shoulder
或者摸我的手 or stroke my hand.
之前我从未被这样对待过 I never had that in my life before,
有的时候这让我很苦恼 and sometimes it irked me,
但现在我想这是我最想念的事了 but now I think it's the thing that I will miss the most.
我们俩经常对对方说 He and I often told each other,
"我们太幸运了" "We are so lucky,"
我们的确很幸运 and we were.
年轻的爱 Young love,
甚至对于老人来说 都可以很浓烈 even for old people, can be surprisingly bountiful.
你们有很多人都知道肯和我是在跑步的时候认识的 Many of you know that Ken and I met when we were running.
他称之为老年奥林匹克 The geriatric Olympics, he called it.
一开始 我追他 You know, in the beginning, I chased him
然后他追我 最后我们终于找到了 and then he chased me, and finally we found a way
同样的节奏 to run in lockstep.
艰难的上坡路 疾病 挫折 And the tough uphill bits, the bits with illnesses and setbacks,
可以简单些 went a little easier,
下坡会更愉快些 and the pleasant downhill parts were that much more joyful.
现在肯... And now Ken has...
跑完了全程 run the course.
我... 不知道 I just, um... I don't know
怎么办 坦白讲 how I'm going to manage, frankly.
现在我觉得有点艰难 Right now it feels like a bit of a slog.
但无论他在哪 要花多长时间 But wherever he is, and however long it takes,
我希望他等着我 I hope he'll wait for me.
你要和我们一起吃点东西吗 Are you going to join us for some food?
我们希望你来 We'd love you to come.
我会去的 I wouldn't miss it.
好 到那里见 Great. I'll see you there.
妈 车准备好了 Mom, the car's ready.
我想出去走走 I think that I'm going to walk.
-你确定吗 -我要透透气 - You sure? - I need some air.
至少拿把伞 我觉得可能会下雨 At least take an umbrella. I think it might rain.
别大惊小怪 克里斯 我没事的 Don't fuss, Chris. I'll be fine.
-要我陪你吗 -不用了 谢谢 珍妮丝 - Do you want some company? - No, thank you, Janice.
等等见 I'll see you in a bit.
殡仪馆
告诉他们你改变主意了 Just tell them you changed your mind.
我没改变主意 我只是... 只是不确定 I haven't changed my mind. I'm just... just not sure.
我明白 两个男同带大一个孩子 I mean, I get it. Two gay men bringing up a baby.
可能会遇到很奇怪的问题 It's some pretty wacky stuff right there.
不是那个 你个乡巴佬 It's not that, you fucking rube.
是... 我只是想确保 It's just... I just want to make sure
他们会一直一起 they're gonna stay together.
为什么 Why?
我爸在我三岁的时候就走了 My dad left when I was three.
你从没见过你父母 You never saw yours.
似乎街上的每个人 Seems like everyone on the street
都是自己养大自己的 basically raised themselves.
我只是... 我只是想要个伙伴 I just... I just want a couple
能在一起 that's gonna stay together for a while.
有人能那样保证吗 How can anyone guarantee something like that?
你上去 Look... you go on up.
如果你被吓到的话 我就在这 If you get spooked, I'll be here.
你不用这样做的 You don't have to do this.
-你有很多选择 -比如 - You got lots of options. - Like what?
去他大爷的 我帮你养大那个小家伙 Hell, I'll help you raise the little guy.
我们可以住在车里 We can live right here in the van.
-待在原地 别乱走 -我不会乱走的 - Don't go anywhere. - I will not.
霍默 霍默 这边 Homer. Homer, this way.
-你好 -你好 - Hey. - Hey.
欢迎 Welcome.
你们俩 Oh, both of you!
三个 Three of you!
我把托宾的书房变成了婴儿房 I've turned Tobin's study into a baby room,
漆成了半蓝半粉的 and I've painted it half blue,
两边都照顾到 half pink, you know, covering both bases.
我们绝不是想把我们的性别刻板印象 Not that we want to impose our gender stereotypes,
-施加给孩子 -我问你个问题 - God forbid. - Let me ask you a question.
好 问吧 Oh, great. Yup. Go.
婴儿小考 准备好了吗 Baby quiz, you ready? Yeah.
婴儿小考 Baby quiz.
没错 你没听错 Yeah, that's true. You're hearing it right.
-对 -很有意思的 - Yeah. - It's a fun thing.
宝宝拉绿屎 I'm asking a question. So, what does it mean
意味着什么 when the baby's poo is green?
-不知道 -过 什么叫"过" - I don't know. - What do you mean, "Pass"?
-过 我不知道 -意味着宝宝病了 - Pass. I don't know. - Means the baby is sick.
我们还是到时看吧 Why don't we just...
你想要到时... You want us to just find out...
我的房间在哪 So where's my room?
停下 停下 Hey! Hey!
古兹明 Guzmin!
你干什么呢 What are you doing here?
你跟踪我吗 Are you following me?
没 没有 No. Not in that way.
你没带伞就出去了 You left without an umbrella.
我跟你说了这一周都要下雨 I told you the whole week it's going to rain.
不会下雨的 好吗 It's not going to rain. Okay?
因为我的手机上说已经下过去了 'Cause my phone says it's passing.
我是门卫 从没搞错过天气 I am doorman. I never get weather wrong.
希望你不是来这里 Well, I hope that you are not here to lecture me
对你认为我应该做的事进行说教的 好吗 on what it is you think I should do. Okay?
因为我刚刚遇到了一个人 'Cause I was just meeting with someone in there,
聊了聊 um... to talk.
聊了聊 我实际上... I was just talking. I actually--
不 我不... 我不会就在这里 No. I'm not gonna-- I'm not gonna sit here
为自己辩解 and defend myself.
我在讨论我的选择 Um, I was discussing my options,
因为我有的选择 because I do have options,
我是可以改变主意的 and I am allowed to change my mind,
我不用什么都按你说的做 and I don't have to do anything that you say.
或者按我父母说的 或是其他人说的 Or that my parents say, or that anyone else says.
我向你保证我不是为了什么来这里的 I promise you I am here for no reason.
你要做什么就做什么 You do whatever you need to do.
什么都不会改变我的 Nothing will change me.
或任何真正爱你的人 Or any people who really love you.
我就是来这里送伞 I'm just here with the umbrella.
你刚刚说你爱我吗 Did you say you loved me?
我说要下雨了 I said it is going to rain.
的确要下雨了 And it is going to rain.
无论你决定怎么做 你会需要你的力量 Whatever you decide to do, you'll need your strength.
你不需要感冒 And you will not need a cold.
好 Yeah.
实际上是不会下雨的 Well, it's not going to rain, actually.
古兹明 好 我不知道有多少次... Guzmin, okay, I don't know how many times...
我的天... Oh, my God...
我的天... Oh, my gosh!
-不 -很高兴见到你 - Oh, no. - It's so good to see you.
我的天 Oh, my God.
我的天 我也很高兴见到你 Oh, my gosh, and you, too.
-这是... -我有好多话要告诉你 - This is... - I have so much to tell you.
-是吗 -是的 - You do? - Yeah.
什么 What?
艾玛和我复合了 Emma and I got back together again.
不是吧 No.
那太棒了 你不是在开玩笑吧 That is fantastic. Are you kidding?
谁是艾玛 Who-who-who is Emma?
-我不久前写过关于他的文章 -好 - I wrote a piece a-about him a while back. - Yeah.
-很长 我给你讲 -然后 她... - It's a long story. I'll tell you about it. - And then, she-she,
-她读了... -她读了 - she read your piece and we... - She did?
-我们见面... -我的天 - ...we met up, and... - Oh, my gosh.
太感谢你了 Thank you so much.
谢谢 因为... Thank you. Uh, because...
-这我得感谢你 -不 我的应用软件 - I-I have you to thank for this. - No-- my app?
-是的 -你有在用 - Yes. - You're using my app?
-是的 是的 -看到了吗 - Yeah, yeah. - See?
你 你真帅 And you're, you're gorgeous.
-天啊 -我懂 - Jesus. - I know.
-那太棒了 看啊 -是啊 - That's amazing. Look after this one. - Yeah.
-是啊 -谢谢 - Yeah. - Thank you.
不管怎样 我不想打扰你们 Anyway, look, I-I don't want to interrupt,
-我就... -我会给你发邮件的 - so I just-- you know. - I'll e-mail you.
想让你见一下爱玛 Want you to meet Emma.
评价一下我的应用 好吗 And-and rate my app, all right?
-好 再见 再见 -好 - All right. Goodbye. Bye. - Yeah.
-下次见 -再见 - Catch you next time. - Bye.
好吧 Yes.
下雨了 当然 Rain. Of course.
我喜欢夏天的风暴 I love these summer storms.
就像把城市所有的热和压力 It's like, uh, all the heat and the tension of the city
聚集在一起 释放出来 builds up and has to be discharged, huh?
你是一个很爱说话的人 是吗 You're a pretty chatty guy, huh?
说实话 你有自信与一个彻底的陌生人交谈 Honestly, it's very nice that you're confident enough
这点是好的 to talk to a complete stranger,
但现在 我觉得 but right now, I'm just sort of happy
站在这里 看下雨挺开心的 to stand here and stare out at the rain.
可以吗 Is that okay?
你经常这么厌世吗 Are you usually this misanthropic?
实际上不是的 Actually, no.
我站在一个 I've just been stood up by someone
我真的觉得可能有所发展的人的旁边 who I really thought might lead to something.
我不介意是不是在第一次约会之后 And I don't mind if it's after a first date
还是什么的 你见到一个人 or something, you know, you meet someone
他们并不适合你 但... 没见过你 and they're not for you, but... without meeting you?
你甚至都没机会给人留下印象 You don't even have a chance to make an impression.
抱歉我现在没那么大度 I'm sorry that I'm not more magnanimous
心没那么大 and big-hearted right now.
-祝你过得愉快 -等一下 - Have a nice day. - Uh, wait.
我不知道你刚刚说的感觉 Look, I can't imagine what you just said feels like.
我从没碰到过有人不和我约会的 I've literally never had anyone not go on a date with me.
是吗 No kidding.
但我在想 But I'm thinking,
像我妈以前说的 like my mother used to say,
当有坏事发生的时候 你应该试一下 whenever anything bad happens, you should try
重新校准宇宙 或者随你 and recalibrate the universe or whatever you want to call it
怎么用不同的话叫它 with its opposite.
对 宇宙 重新校准 Right. Universe, recalibration.
-明白了 -等等 等一下 - Got it. - Wait, w-wait.
如果有人加塞 If somebody cuts you off in traffic,
你要对想要出去的下一个人 you just are extra generous
特别大度 with the next person who wants to get out.
如果有人偷了你的钱包 If somebody steals your wallet,
你就去捐款箱捐钱 you go to the poor box and make a donation.
你刚被放了鸽子 感觉很糟 对吗 You've just been stood up. You feel like shit, right?
如果生活给了你另一个约会呢 What if life gives you another date?
现在吗 Right now?
你认真的吗 Are you for real?
该死 Shit.
想继续吗 Want to keep going?
好 你发球 Yeah. Your serve.
现代爱情