南希里根高中 正门
‎我不知道这是谁的扭曲想法 I'm not sure whose twisted idea it was
‎把好几百个青少年 ‎送进经费不足的学校 to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools
‎由那些多年前 ‎梦想就已破灭的人管理… were crushed years ago… run by people whose dreams
‎但我欣赏这种虐待癖 but I admire the sadism.
肥猪仔 怪胎 ‎普格斯利沃格斯利
‎是谁干的？ I want names.
‎我不知道他们是谁 真的 I don't know who they were, honest.
‎-一切发生得太快了 ‎-普格斯利 显露情绪等于软弱 -It happened so fast. -Pugsley, emotion equals weakness.
‎给我镇定一点 Pull yourself together.
‎立刻 Now.
‎你害怕吗 小屁孩？ You scared, kid? Scared?
‎你还好吗？ You okay?
‎我不会向弟弟坦白 I'm not about to confess to my brother
‎自己最近深受幻象困扰 that I've recently been plagued by visions.
‎这些幻象毫无征兆地出现 They come on without warning,
‎如同电击疗法一般 ‎但没有令人满足的灼烧感 and feel like electroshock therapy, but without the satisfying afterburn.
‎交给我吧 Leave this to me.
‎星期三？ Wednesday?
‎你要做什么？ What are you gonna do?
‎做我最擅长的事 What I do best.
♪ Non, rien de rien… ♪
‎哟 道尔顿 你看 Yo, Dalton, look.
‎是猪仔的姐姐 Pigsley's sister.
‎嘿 怪胎 Hey, freak.
‎训练场地不对外开放 -This is a closed practice.
‎能欺负我弟弟的只有我一人 The only person who gets to torture my brother is me.
♪ Non, rien de rien ♪
♪ Non, je ne regrette rien ♪
♪ Car ma vie, car mes joies ♪
♪ Ça commence avec toi ♪
奈弗莫尔学院
‎新泽西州 ADD 4MS
‎♪ Into the magic night ♪
‎♪ I softly say ♪
♪ A silent prayer ♪
Like dreamers do ♪
‎Then I fall asleep to dream ♪
‎♪ My dreams of you ♪
‎♪ I remember ♪
♪ That you said goodbye… ♪
‎亲爱的 你打算冷落我们多久？ Darling, how long do you intend on giving us the cold shoulder?
‎路奇 请提醒我父母 ‎我不再和他们说话了 Lurch, please remind my parents that I'm no longer speaking to them.
‎我向你保证 我的小毒蛇 Hmm. I promise you, my little viper,
‎你会爱上奈弗莫尔学院的 you will love Nevermore.
‎-对不对 蒂什？ ‎-当然了 Won't she, Tish?
‎-这是最适合她的学校 Of course. It's the perfect school for her.
‎‎-为什么？因为它曾是最适合你的学校吗？ Why? Because it was the perfect school for you?
‎我并不想追随你的脚步 I have no interest in following in your footsteps.
‎成为击剑队队长 Becoming captain of the fencing team,
‎黑暗舞会女王 降神会主席 Queen of the Dark Prom, President of the Séance Society.
‎我只是说 你终于可以 ‎和理解你的同龄人相伴了 I merely meant that finally you will be among peers who understand you.
‎也许你还会交到一些朋友 Maybe you'll even make some friends.
‎奈弗莫尔学院和其他寄宿学院不同 Nevermore is like no other boarding school.
‎那是个神奇的地方 It's a magical place.
‎我就是在那里遇到了你母亲 It's where I met your mother.
‎之后我们坠入爱河 And we fell in love.
‎你们让我感到恶心 You guys are making me nauseous.
‎并不是我喜欢的那种 Not in a good way.
‎亲爱的 不是我们害你被开除的 Darling, we aren't the ones who got you expelled.
‎那个男孩的家人 ‎本来打算提出谋杀未遂的指控 That boy's family was going to file attempted murder charges.
‎要是这一条被记入你的档案会怎样？ How would that have looked on your record?
‎糟糕透顶 Terrible.
‎人人都会知道我事情没办成 Everyone would know I failed to get the job done.
嗯. Hmm.
‎停在这里就好 Just over here is fine.
‎奈弗莫尔学院 前方左转弯
‎玛莎之家
‎-谢谢 ‎-你确定想出去吗？ -Thanks. -You sure you want to get out here?
‎这条小路可能看起来很漂亮 ‎但正好经过奈弗莫尔学院 The trail might look pretty, but it runs right past Nevermore.
‎那所异类上的学校？ That school for outcasts?
‎这说法都算客气的了 Huh. That's a polite way of putting it.
‎我对异类从来都没有意见 I never had a problem with outcasts.
‎我当初夏令营的辅导员是只狼人 My counselor at summer camp was a werewolf.
‎人很好 Great guy.
‎对 他们与你我没有差别 Yeah, they're just like you and me,
‎直到撕破你的喉咙 until they rip your throat out.
‎谢谢 Thanks.
‎奈弗莫尔学院
‎至少今天天气不错 At least it's turning into a beautiful day.
‎星期三真是个新奇的名字 Wednesday is certainly a unique name.
‎我猜你是在星期三出生的 I'm guessing it was the day you were born?
‎我是13号出生的 那天星期五 I was born on Friday the 13th.
‎她的名字来自我最喜欢的 ‎童谣中的一句 Her name comes from a line from my favorite nursery rhyme,
‎“星期三出生的孩子满是哀伤” "Wednesday's child is full of woe."
‎你过去就总有新颖的见地 魔蒂夏 You always had a unique perspective on the world, Morticia.
嗯. Hmm.
‎你母亲有没有告诉你 ‎我们以前是室友？ Did your mother tell you we were roommates back in the day?
‎你毕业的时候竟然没疯？ And you graduated with your sanity intact?
厉害. Impressive.
‎你的就学经历非常有趣 You've certainly had a very interesting educational journey.
‎五年间换了八所学校 Eight schools in five years.
‎他们还没建出足以容纳我的学校 They haven't built one strong enough to hold me.
‎我想这里也不例外 I bet this place won't be any different.
‎我相信我们女儿的意思是 What our daughter is trying to say
‎她非常珍惜这次机会 is that she greatly appreciates the opportunity.
‎奈弗莫尔学院 ‎通常不会在学期中段接收学生 Nevermore doesn't usually accept students mid-term,
‎但鉴于星期三成绩优异 but given Wednesday's perfect grades
‎以及你们家与学校的悠久渊源 and your family's long history with the school,
‎我和校董会谈过了 这次将破例录取 I've spoken with the board and we've made an exception.
‎拉丽莎 星期三的… ‎Larissa, what about Wednesday's, um…
‎心理治疗怎么安排？ therapy sessions?
‎这是法院的要求 The court ordered them.
‎学校和杰里科的一位心理医生有合作 Hmm. The school has a relationship with a therapist in Jericho.
‎一周可以进行两次见面 -She can meet twice a week.
‎你听到了吗 我的小暴风云？ ‎-Did you hear that, my little storm cloud?
‎你会得到很好的照顾 You're in excellent hands.
‎先看看她能不能撑过第一次治疗 We'll see if she survives the first session.
‎我把你安排在你母亲以前的宿舍了 I've assigned you to your mother's old dorm.
‎奥菲莉娅厅 Ophelia Hall.
‎如果我没记错 Refresh my memory.
‎奥菲莉亚是那个‎ Ophelia's the one who kills herself
被家人逼疯后自杀的人 对吗？ after being driven mad by her family, correct?
‎我们去见见你的新室友吧 Should we go meet your new roommate?
‎真是…鲜艳夺目 It's so… vivid.
‎你好呀 室友 Howdy, roomie.
‎星期三 这位是伊妮德辛克莱尔 Wednesday, this is Enid Sinclair.
‎你还好吗？ Are you feeling okay?
‎你的脸色有点苍白 You look a little pale.
‎星期三总是半死不活的样子 Wednesday always looks half-dead.
噢. Oh.
‎欢迎来到奥菲莉亚厅 Welcome to Ophelia Hall.
‎你不喜欢拥抱 知道了 Not a hugger. Got it.
‎还请你多多包涵星期三 Please excuse Wednesday.
‎她对颜色过敏 She's allergic to color.
‎噢 哇 Oh, wow.
‎你会怎么样？ What happens to you?
‎爆发荨麻疹 ‎然后皮肉会从骨头上剥落 I break out into hives and then the flesh peels off my bones.
‎幸好我们特地为你定制了校服 Luckily, we've special ordered you a uniform.
‎伊妮德 带星期三去注册办公室 Enid, please take Wednesday to the registrar's office
‎拿一份她的日程表 to pick it up along with her schedule,
‎顺便带她参观一下 and give her a tour along the way.
‎奈弗莫尔学院建于1791年 Nevermore was founded in 1791
‎旨在教育像我们这样的人 to educate people like us.
‎异类、怪胎和怪物 Outcasts, freaks, monsters,
‎所有边缘群体都在这里 fill in your favorite marginalized group here.
‎你可以省省这无趣的推销词了 You can save the sanitized sales pitch.
‎-我并不打算在这里长待 ‎-为什么？ -I don't plan on staying here for long. -Why not?
‎这是我父母的主意 This was my parents' idea.
‎看啊 我母亲在那里对我傻笑呢 Oh look, there's my mother smirking at me.
‎他们一直在找由头送我过来 They've been looking for any excuse to send me here.
‎这都是他们邪恶计划的一部分 ‎却是昭然若揭 It's all a part of their nefarious, yet completely obvious plan.
‎什么计划？ What plan?
‎把我变成另一个他们 To turn me into a version of themselves.
‎那样的话 也许你能澄清一件事 In that case, perhaps you can clear something up.
‎有传言说 ‎你在以前的学校杀了一个孩子 Rumor's been swirling around that you killed a kid at your old school,
‎你父母动用了关系帮你脱罪 and your parents pulled strings to get you off.
‎其实是两个孩子 但那不重要 Actually, it was two kids, but who's counting?
‎欢迎来到四方院 Welcome to the quad.
‎这是五边形 It's a pentagon.
‎嘴巴尖酸刻薄的哥特少女风 ‎或许在正常人学校吃得开 The whole snarky Goth girl thing might have worked at normie school,
‎但在这里不一样 but here things are different.
‎我给你介绍下 ‎奈弗莫尔学院的社交概况 Let me give you a wiki on Nevermore's social scene.
‎我没兴趣参加老套的青少年团体 I'm not interested in participating in tribal adolescent clichés.
‎那就用它来填补 ‎你那深不见底的鄙视吧 Well, then use it to fill your obviously bottomless pit of disdain.
‎这里有各式各样的异类 There are many flavors of outcasts here,
‎但四个主要的小团体是 ‎獠牙、兽人、石人和鳞人 but the four main cliques are Fangs, Furs, Stoners and Scales.
‎那些就是獠牙 也就是吸血鬼 Those are the Fangs, AKA vampires.
‎其中一些人已经在这里生活了几十年 Some of them have literally been here for decades.
‎那群蠢蛋是兽人 也就是狼人 That bunch of knuckleheads are Furs, AKA werewolves.
‎跟我一样！ -Like me!
‎满月时这里就会很吵 Full moons get pretty loud around here.
‎那时兽人就会现出原形 That's when Furs wolf out.
‎我建议你准备好降噪耳机 I suggest you pick up noise-cancelling headphones.
‎我想鳞人就是海妖吧？ I'm assuming Scales are sirens?
‎你学得很快 You catch on quick.
‎那个女孩 比安卡巴克莱 And that girl, Bianca Barclay,
几乎算是奈弗莫尔学院的女王. is the closest thing Nevermore has to royalty.
‎虽然她的王冠最近要保不住了 Although her crown's been slipping lately.
‎她以前和我们的常驻受虐艺术家 ‎泽维尔索普在一起 She used to date our resident tortured artist, Xavier Thorpe.
‎但他们这学期初分手了 But they broke up at the beginning of the semester.
‎原因不明 Reason unknown.
‎-有意思 ‎-是吧？ -Fascinating. -I know, right?
‎我的视频博客 ‎是奈弗莫尔八卦的头号来源 My vlog is, like, the number one source for Nevermore gossip.
‎喂 伊妮德！你绝对不会相信 ‎我听到了你新室友的什么黑料 Yo, Enid! You're not gonna believe the dirt I heard about your new roommate.
‎她吃人肉 She eats human flesh.
‎生吞了她杀死的那个孩子 Chowed down on that kid she murdered.
‎你最好小心点 You better watch your back.
‎恰恰相反 Quite the contrary.
‎其实我把受害者的尸体切成肉片 I actually fillet the bodies of my victims,
拿去喂了我的宠物. then feed them to my menagerie of pets.
‎阿贾克斯 这是我的新室友星期三 Ajax, this is my new roommate, Wednesday.
‎哎呀 Whoa.
‎你就穿黑白色 You're in black and white.
‎-就像一个活生生的照片墙过滤器 ‎-别理他 -Like a living Instagram filter. -Ignore him.
‎戈耳工人总是嗑药 Gorgons spend way too much time getting stoned.
‎他虽然长得帅 但没脑子 He's cute, but clueless.
‎学校不大 网上没有太多你的信息 It's a small school. There wasn't much online about you.
‎你真的该注册照片墙、快照和抖音 You should really get on Insta, Snapchat and TikTok.
‎我认为社交媒体是吞噬灵魂的空洞 ‎没有意义的断言 I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.
‎看看你 我的死亡陷阱 Look at you, my little deathtrap.
‎看到你穿着这身校服 ‎勾起了我很多可怕的回忆 Seeing you in this uniform brings back so many terrible memories.
‎-对不对 蒂什？ ‎-是的 -Doesn't it, Tish? -Yes.
‎你们两位男士去车里等着吧 Why don't you boys wait in the car?
‎我要和星期三单独谈谈 Wednesday and I need a moment.
‎普格斯利 Pugsley,
‎你软弱无能 you're soft and weak.
‎没有我 你绝对活不下去 ‎顶多也就两个月 You'll never survive without me. I give you two months, tops.
‎我也会想你的 姐姐 I'm gonna miss you, too, sis.
‎你任何的逃跑计划 ‎现在都不要妄想了 Any plans you have of running away end right now.
‎我已经通知了所有家庭成员 I've alerted all family members
‎在你踏进他们家门的那一刻就联系我. to contact me the minute you darken their doorstep.
‎你无处可去 You have nowhere to go.
‎一如往常 你还是低估了我 母亲 As usual, you underestimate me, Mother.
‎我会逃出这个教育监狱 I will escape this educational penitentiary,
‎你再也不会有我的音讯 and you will never hear from me again.
‎你是个聪明的姑娘 星期三 You are a brilliant girl, Wednesday,
‎但有时你会自取灭亡 but sometimes you get in your own way.
‎你肯定会慢慢爱上奈弗莫尔学院的 I'm sure you'll grow to love Nevermore,
‎你会如我一般 ‎发现这里会改变你的人生 and find it as life-changing as I did.
‎噢 我给你买了个小玩意 Oh, I got you a little something.
‎W… W… ‎W… W…
‎M M. ‎M M.
‎我们的名字首字母 Our initials.
‎是用黑曜石做的 It's made of obsidian,
‎阿兹特克祭司用其召唤幻象 which Aztec priests used to conjure visions.
‎这是我们联结的象征 It's a symbol of our connection.
‎是你的哪个鬼魂 ‎想到送我这个讨厌的小饰品？ Which one of your spirits suggested this toe-curling tchotchke?
‎我跟你不一样 母亲 I'm not you, Mother.
‎我永远不会坠入爱河 ‎或成为家庭主妇 或组建家庭 I will never fall in love, or be a housewife, or have a family.
‎人们跟我说 你这个年纪的女孩子 ‎会说许多伤人之语 I'm told girls your age say hurtful things,
‎我不应该放在心上 and I shouldn't take it to heart.
‎幸好你没有心 Fortunately, you don't have one.
‎你终于对自己妈妈说句好话了 Finally, a kind word for your mother.
‎路奇 请把水晶球给我 Lurch, the crystal ball, please.
‎第一周 你要安顿下来 ‎我们不能和你说话 We can't talk to you for the first week while you're settling in,
‎所以下周日我们会联系你 so we'll call you next Sunday.
‎别担心 亲爱的 Don't worry, my love.
‎我们的小蝎子不会孤单的 Our little scorpion won't be alone.
‎他的残肢呢？ Where's the rest of him?
‎上半身和一条胳膊在那边 Well, the torso and arm are over there.
‎我们在湖边找到一条腿 We found a leg by the lake.
‎还有条胳膊在那边的树上 There's an arm in that tree over there,
‎剩下的身体部件目前仍下落不明 and the rest of the parts are so far unaccounted for.
‎这与上周另外两起 ‎袭击事件的特征相吻合 It matches the profile of the other two attacks last week.
‎好吧 发出警告 ‎让徒步旅行者远离森林 All right, issue a warning. Keep hikers out of the woods.
‎未来一段时间内 ‎不再批准任何营火许可 Don't approve any more campfire permits for the foreseeable future.
‎你希望我怎么跟媒体说？ What do you want me to tell the press?
‎你知道他们会像七月的蚊子一样 ‎蜂拥而至 You know they're going to be swarming like mosquitos in July.
‎-告诉他们是熊回来了 ‎-你不会真的这么认为吧 警长？ -Tell them the bear is back. -You don't believe that, Sheriff.
‎不会 No, I don't.
‎不管是什么干的 肯定不是人类 Whatever did this wasn't human.
‎我知道这些谋杀案 ‎和奈弗莫尔学院有关 Look, I know these murders are connected to Nevermore.
‎我只是还无法证明 所以在这之前… ‎I just can't prove it yet. So until I can…
‎就当是熊干的 it's a goddamn bear.
‎你对我的房间做了什么？ What the hell did you do to my room?
‎把我们的房间平分 Dividing our room equally.
‎看起来就像彩虹吐在了你那边 It looks like a rainbow vomited on your side.
‎-我… ‎-请保持安静 -I-- -Silence would be appreciated.
‎现在是我的写作时间 This is my writing time.
‎你的写作时间？ Your writing time?
‎我每天花一小时写我的小说 I devote an hour a day to my novel.
‎如果你也这么做的话 ‎你的视频博客可能会更有条理 Perhaps if you did the same, your vlog might be coherent.
‎连环杀手写日记都比你会用标点 I've read serial killer diaries with better punctuation.
‎我是在用声音谱写 I write in my voice.
‎这是我的本色 ‎也是我的粉丝所喜爱的 It's my truth. It's what my followers love.
‎你的粉丝显然都是白痴 Your followers are clearly imbeciles.
‎他们用无聊的小图来回应你的帖子 They respond to your stories with insipid little pictures.
‎你是说表情符号？ Uh, you mean, emojis?
‎这是人们表达感情的方式 It's how people express their feelings.
‎我发现你对这个概念很是陌生 ‎I realize that's a foreign concept to you.
‎我看到你时 会想到以下表情 When I look at you, the following emojis come to mind.
‎粗绳、铁铲、洞 Rope, shovel, hole.
‎“亚当斯”这个词里有两个D By the way, there are two D's in Addams.
‎如果你要八卦我的话 ‎至少把我的名字拼对 If you're going to gossip about me, at least spell my name correctly.
‎关掉 Turn that off.
‎这是最后一次警告 This is your final warning.
Rawr! Rawr!
‎别惹我 Don't mess with me.
‎小猫也有利爪 用起来可不手软 This kitty's got claws, and I'm not afraid to use them.
‎晚上好 姑娘们 -Good evening, girls.
‎抱歉鞋上有泥 Oh, sorry about the mud.
‎我想来确认一下 ‎星期三已经安顿下来了 I wanted to make sure that Wednesday was settling in.
‎现在不方便吗？ Ah. Is this a bad time?
‎我是桑希尔女士 你们的宿管 I'm Ms. Thornhill, your dorm mom.
‎很抱歉我没能迎接你的到来 Apologies, I wasn't here to greet you when you arrived.
‎我相信伊妮德已经好好欢迎过你了 I trust Enid has given you the old Nevermore welcome.
‎她的盛情款待都让我有些窒息了 She's been smothering me with hospitality.
‎我希望能报答这份恩情 I hope to return the favor.
‎等她睡着之后 In her sleep.
‎这是送你的欢迎礼物 ‎从我的温室里拿来的 Well, here's a little welcome gift from my conservatory.
‎我尽量为这里的每个女孩 ‎配上合适的花 I try to match the right flower to each of my girls.
‎当我看到你申请书上的个人陈述时 When I read your personal statement in your application,
‎立刻想到了这种花 I immediately thought of this one.
‎黑色大丽花 The black dahlia.
‎噢 你知道？ Oh, you know it?
‎当然 这花是以我 ‎最喜欢的悬疑命案命名的 Of course. It's named after my favorite unsolved murder.
‎谢谢 Thank you.
‎好了 走之前我想说几条规矩 Okey-dokey. Before I leave, I want to go over a few house rules.
‎晚上10点关灯 不要大声放音乐 Lights off at 10:00, no loud music,
‎永远不要带男生进来 and no boys, ever.
‎那去本地小镇呢？ What's the story about going into the local town?
‎去杰里科是特权 不是普通权利 Passes to Jericho are a privilege, not a right.
‎步行25分钟即可到达 在周末有班车 It's a brisk 25-minute walk, or there's a shuttle on the weekends.
‎本地人对奈弗莫尔学院有些戒心 The locals are a tad bit wary about Nevermore,
‎所以请不要引起骚乱 ‎或加深他们对异类的固有印象 so please don't go making any waves, or perpetuating any outcast stereotypes.
‎也就是说要收起爪子 ‎不要趁别人睡着时闷死他们 That means keep your claws to yourself, and no smothering people in their sleep.
‎明白了吗？ Are we clear?
‎刚刚聊得很开心 Great talk.
‎教练 她把我绊倒了 Coach, Coach, she tripped me.
‎她的出击干净利落 罗文 It was a clean strike, Rowan.
‎如果你少抱怨多练习 ‎或许就不会那么差劲了 Maybe if you whined less and practiced more, you wouldn't suck.
‎说真的 教练 ‎我什么时候才能有个真正的对手？ Seriously, Coach, when am I gonna get real competition?
‎还有人想挑战我吗？ Anyone else want to challenge me?
‎我来 I do.
‎噢 你一定是 ‎他们放进来的那个神经病 Oh, you must be the psychopath they let in.
‎你一定是那个自封的蜂后 You must be the self-appointed Queen Bee.
‎一个关于蜜蜂的有趣知识 它们的刺一旦被拔出 就会死掉 ‎Interesting thing about bees. Pull out their stingers, they drop dead.
Ooh! Ooh!
‎罗文不需要你为他出头 Rowan doesn't need you to come to his defense.
‎-他不是无可救药 只是懒惰 ‎-到底比不比？ -He's not helpless, he's lazy. -Are we doing this or not?
‎准备 En garde.
‎星期三得分 Point to Wednesday.
‎比分追平 The score is even.
‎第一分显然是新手好运 That first point was clearly beginner's luck.
‎结束这一战吧 Let's finish this.
‎最后一分 我想提出军事挑战 For the final point, I would like to invoke a military challenge.
‎不戴面罩 No masks.
‎去掉剑头 -No tips. -Ooh.
‎见血则胜 -Winner draws first blood.
‎你来决定 比安卡 It's your decision, Bianca.
‎那就看看你的血是不是黑白的 Let's see if you bleed in black and white.
‎你的脸终于有了 ‎它迫切需要的那一抹色彩 Your face finally got that splash of color it so desperately needed.
‎你是星期三吧？ You're Wednesday, right?
‎我是罗文 Rowan.
‎-我知道你的感受 ‎-你绝对不知道 -I know how you feel. -I guarantee you don't.
‎我妈妈向我保证过 ‎总有个地方能接纳我 My mother promised me I'd finally fit in somewhere.
‎我从没想过还能在满是异类的学校 ‎做个异类 I never thought it was possible to be an outcast in a school full of outcasts.
‎但看起来你要赢过我了 But it looks like you're gonna give me a run for my money.
Uh… Uh…
‎很遗憾…你受伤了 ‎Sorry about the… nick.
‎好心没好报 No good deed goes unpunished.
‎医务室
‎星期三！ Wednesday!
‎欢迎回来 Welcome back.
‎放轻松 Just take it easy.
‎你没有脑震荡 Nurse said you don't have a concussion.
‎但可能撞了个包 ‎but you probably have a nasty bump, huh?
‎我最后记得自己走在外面 The last thing I remember I was walking outside
‎心里满是愤怒、怜悯和自我厌恶 feeling a mixture of rage, pity and self-disgust.
‎我以前从未有过这种感觉 I never felt that way before.
‎是啊 我想输给比安卡 ‎的确会让人这么想 Losing to Bianca has that effect on people, I think.
‎然后我抬起头 ‎看到那个石像鬼朝我砸来 我心想 Then I looked up and saw that gargoyle coming down and I thought,
‎“至少这种死法还挺新颖” "At least I'll have an imaginative death."
‎然后你就把我推开了 Then you tackled me out of the way.
‎为什么？ Why?
‎本能如此 Call it instinct.
‎你被父权制工具 So you were guided by latent chivalry,
‎潜在的骑士精神所引导 ‎以此获取我一辈子的感激？ the tool of the patriarchy, to extract my undying gratitude?
‎大部分人会说谢谢 Mm-hmm. Most people just say thank you.
‎我不想被拯救 I didn't want to be rescued.
‎我应该任由那东西砸烂你吗？ I shoulda just let that thing smash you to mush?
‎-我宁愿自救 ‎-很高兴看到你没变 -I would have rather saved myself. -Good to see you haven't changed.
‎如果这么说能让你好受点 ‎我也算是报答了你 If makes you feel any better, let's just say I returned the favor.
‎泽维尔索普？ Xavier Thorpe?
‎你可能不记得我了 You probably don't remember me.
‎上次见面 ‎我比现在矮60公分 重18公斤 Last time we met, I was about two feet shorter, 40 pounds heavier.
‎怎么回事？ What happened?
‎-青春期吧 ‎-我们上次见面是怎么回事？ -Puberty, I guess. -What happened the last time we met?
Oh. Uh. Oh. Uh.
‎是在我教母的葬礼上 ‎Yeah, it… it was my godmother's funeral.
‎很显然 她是你祖母的朋友 She was friends with your grandmother,
‎20多岁的时候 ‎她们一起在欧洲诈骗恶名远扬的富人 and they spent their twenties in Europe, swindling the rich and notorious.
‎反正当时我们十岁 很无聊 I don't know, but we were ten, and we were bored,
‎于是决定玩捉迷藏 decided to play hide and seek.
‎我突发奇想躲进了她的棺材里 I had the inspired idea to hide in her casket.
‎要送入火葬场的时候 被困在了里面 I got stuck as it was headed to the crematorium.
‎我听到了闷闷的叫声 I'd heard muffled screams.
‎我还以为你的教母起死回生‎ I just figured your godmother had cheated death
要努力爬出来. and was trying to claw her way out.
‎不管怎样 你按下了红色的停止按钮 Either way, you hit the big red stop button
‎救我免于被火烧死 所以… and saved me from being flame-broiled. So…
‎如今我们扯平了 now we're even.
‎我就知道！ I knew it!
‎你好 小东西 Hello, Thing.
‎你真以为我训练有素的嗅觉闻不到 Did you think my highly trained olfactory sense wouldn't pick up
‎你最喜欢的润手霜中 ‎橙花和佛手柑的味道吗？ on the faint whiff of neroli and bergamot in your favorite hand lotion?
‎我可以跟你玩一整天 I could do this all day.
‎投降？ Surrender?
‎父亲和母亲派你来监视我 对吧？ Mother and Father sent you to spy on me, didn't they?
‎我不介意折断几根手指 I'm not above breaking a few fingers.
‎他们以为我不会发现 ‎就证明了有多低估我 That they thought I wouldn't find out proves how much they underestimate me.
‎噢 小东西 你这个可怜又天真的忠仆 Oh, Thing, you poor, naive appendage.
‎我父母不是担心我 My parents aren't worried about me.
‎他们是邪恶的傀儡操纵者‎ They're evil puppeteers
想从远处控制我. who want to pull my strings even from afar.
‎在我看来 你有两个选择 The way I see it, you have two options.
‎选择一 Option one.
‎这学期剩下的时间 ‎我都会把你锁在这里 I lock you in here for the rest of the semester,
‎然后你会慢慢发疯 想要爬出去 and you go slowly insane trying to claw your way out,
‎毁掉你的指甲和光滑柔软的皮肤 ruining your nails and your smooth, supple skin.
‎而你我心知肚明 那都将是徒劳 And we both know how vain you are.
‎选择二 Option two.
‎发誓永远忠于我 You pledge your undying loyalty to me.
‎我们的首要任务 ‎是逃离这个青少年炼狱 Our first order of business is to escape this teenage purgatory.
‎我当然有计划 -Of course I have a plan.
‎现在开始执行 And it begins now.
‎欢迎来到杰里科 建立于1625年 ‎朝圣世界之家
‎杰里科丰收节 ‎74年的小镇之乐！
‎金博特医生的办公室在二楼 Dr. Kinbott's office is on the second floor.
‎其他奈弗莫尔学院的学生都信赖她 Other Nevermore students swear by her.
‎你会在这里等我结束吗？ You'll be here until I'm done?
‎也许之后我们可以去风向标餐厅 ‎喝杯热巧克力 Perhaps afterwards we can visit the Weathervane for hot chocolate.
‎威姆斯校长 这种无效的 ‎联络感情尝试有失你的身份 Principal Weems, this feeble attempt at bonding is beneath you.
‎而且给你的学生当司机 ‎显然是你下级的职责 And chauffeuring your students around is below your pay grade.
‎鉴于你的过往 你一定想逃跑 Given your history, I'm sure you're intent on running away.
‎我是来阻止这种情况发生的 I'm here to prevent that from happening.
‎祝你好运 I wish you luck.
‎我看了你学校辅导员的笔记 I read the notes from your school counselor.
‎布朗斯坦夫人 ‎上次治疗后她精神崩溃了 Mrs. Bronstein. She had a nervous breakdown after our last session
‎不得不休假六个月 and had to take a six-month sabbatical.
‎请坐 Go ahead and take a seat.
‎你对此有什么感觉？ How did you feel about that?
‎平反昭雪 Vindicated.
‎但是一个爱好钩织的人 ‎不是一个值得尊敬的对手 But someone who crochets for a hobby isn't a worthy adversary.
‎对手？ Adversary?
‎我希望我们能够建立一种 ‎基于信任和相互尊重的关系 I hope we can forge a relationship based on trust and mutual respect.
‎这里很安全 星期三 -This is a safe space, Wednesday.
‎一个我们可以畅所欲言的庇护所 A sanctuary where we can discuss anything.
‎你的所想所感 What you're thinking, feeling,
对世界的看法 ‎还有人生观. your views on the world, personal philosophy.
‎那很简单 我觉得这是浪费时间 That's easy. I think that this is a waste of time.
‎我认为世界是一个 ‎必须忍辱负重的地方 I see the world as a place that must be endured,
‎我的人生观是不杀人就被杀 and my personal philosophy is kill or be killed.
‎所以比方说 当有人欺负了你弟弟 So, for instance, when someone bullies your brother,
‎你的反应就是把食人鱼扔进泳池 your response is to dump piranha in the pool.
‎俗话说得好 绝不要带着刀去比剑… You know the old saying, never bring a knife to a sword fight.
‎除非把它藏在暗处 Unless it's concealed.
‎你袭击了一个男孩 ‎并对自己的行为毫无悔意 Point is, you assaulted a boy, and showed no remorse for your actions.
‎-所以你才来这里 ‎-他失去了一个睾丸 -That's why you're here. -He lost a testicle.
‎我帮了这个世界一个忙 ‎道尔顿这种人不配繁衍后代 I did the world a favor. People like Dalton shouldn't procreate.
‎我回答了你所有的问题 I've answered all your questions.
‎我们还没聊完呢 We're not done yet.
‎心理治疗 ‎是帮助你了解自己的宝贵工具 Therapy is a valuable tool to help you understand yourself.
‎可以教你用新的方法来处理你的情绪 It can teach you new ways to deal with your emotions.
‎也可以帮助你构建你想要的生活 It can also help you build a life that you want.
‎我知道我想要的生活是什么 I know the life that I want.
‎跟我说说 Tell me about it.
‎我们的所有谈话都是严格保密的 Everything said in these sessions is strictly confidential.
‎你的人生计划包括成为一名作家吗？ Do your plans involve becoming an author?
‎我知道你已经写了三本 ‎关于少女侦探的小说 I understand you've written three novels about a teen girl detective.
‎毒蛇德拉穆尔特 ‎你能跟我介绍下她吗？ Viper De La Muerte. Can you tell me about her?
‎毒蛇聪明绝顶 富有洞察力 ‎长期被人误解 Viper is smart, perceptive, chronically misunderstood.
‎你的作品能顺利出版吗？ Any luck getting your work published?
‎编辑是目光短浅 ‎以恐惧为基础的生命形式 Editors are short-sighted, fear-based life forms.
‎曾经有个编辑说 ‎我的作品是无端的病态 One once described my writing as gratuitously morbid,
‎并建议我寻求精神病治疗 and suggested I seek psychiatric help.
Hmm. Hmm.
‎很讽刺吧？ Ironic, isn't it?
‎你对此反应如何？ How did you take that?
‎我给她送了“谢礼” I sent her a "thank you."
‎编辑
‎我一直对建设性的批评持开放态度 I've always been open to constructive criticism.
‎那就好 I'm glad to hear that.
‎因为我收到的手稿 ‎是你心理评估的一部分 Because I was sent the manuscripts as part of your psych evaluation.
‎我发现最耐人寻味的关系 The relationship I found most intriguing
‎是毒蛇和她母亲多米妮卡的关系 was that of Viper and her mother, Dominica.
‎我们为什么不深入聊聊呢？ Why don't we dig into that?
‎这段旅程需要我们 ‎去到一些情感上不舒服的地方 Part of this journey requires us going to uncomfortable places emotionally.
‎我不擅长旅行 I don't travel well.
‎你介意我先上一下洗手间吗？ Would you mind if I use the powder room first?
‎星期三？ Wednesday?
‎没事吧？ Is everything okay?
‎剩下的时间你不能一味躲着 You can't hide for the rest of the session.
‎我没事 I'm all right.
‎只是为我们不舒服的旅程做准备 Just preparing myself for our uncomfortable journey.
‎指甲锉 Nail file.
‎周六下午可以 4点左右行吗？ On Saturday, I can do in the afternoon, sometime around four o'clock?
‎谁放你出来的？ Who let you out?
‎你这该死的怪胎 You goddamn weirdo.
‎风向标咖啡面包店
‎天啊！ Holy crap!
‎你有吓唬人的习惯吗？ Do you make a habit of scaring the hell out of people?
‎更像是个爱好 It's more of a hobby.
‎你在奈弗莫尔学院上学 You go to Nevermore.
‎没想到他们换了校服 Didn't realize they changed the uniform.
‎我要四份浓缩咖啡 I need a quad over ice.
‎很着急 It's an emergency.
‎就是放四份浓缩咖啡 It's four shots of espresso.
‎我知道那是什么 Yeah, I… I know what a quad is,
‎但我给你剧透一下 ‎浓缩咖啡机突然出问题了 ‎所以… but, spoiler alert, the espresso machine's having a seizure,
现在只有滴滤咖啡 so all we have is drip.
‎滴滤咖啡是为那些憎恨自己 But drip is for people who hate themselves
‎知道自己的人生 ‎没有真正目的或意义的人准备的 and know their lives have no real purpose or meaning.
‎你的机器怎么了？ What's wrong with your machine?
‎它就是个喜怒无常的野兽 很有主见 It's a temperamental beast with a mind of its own,
‎而且说明书是用意大利语写的 ‎只会雪上加霜 and it doesn't help that the instructions are in Italian.
‎我需要一把三翼螺丝刀 ‎和一把四毫米内六角扳手 I need a tri-wing screwdriver and a four-millimeter Allen wrench.
‎等等 你看得懂意大利语？ Wait, you read Italian?
‎当然了 这是马基雅维利的母语 Of course. It's the native tongue of Machiavelli.
‎这样吧 我帮你修好咖啡机 Here's the deal. I'm going to fix your coffee machine,
‎然后你帮我煮咖啡 帮我叫出租车 then you're going to make my coffee and call a taxi.
‎杰里科没有出租车 Uh, no taxis in Jericho.
‎试试叫个优步？ Try Uber?
‎我没有手机 我拒绝当科技的奴隶 I don't have a phone. I refuse to be a slave to technology.
‎那就没招了 Then you're out of luck.
‎你是要去哪里？ Where you going anyway?
‎这是不该你知道的事 火车呢？ That's on a need-to-know basis. What about trains?
‎最近的车站是伯灵顿 半小时车程 Nearest station is Burlington. It's half an hour away.
‎气门有问题 我之前遇到过 You have a valve issue. I've seen it before.
‎哪里？你家里有这种机器吗？ Where? You have one of these monsters at home?
‎蒸汽动力断头台 我十岁的时候做的 Steam-powered guillotine. I built it when I was ten.
‎我想更有效率地砍掉我娃娃的头 I wanted to decapitate my dolls more efficiently.
‎当然 Sure.
‎死神芭比娃娃 完全说得通 Grim Reaper Barbie, makes perfect sense.
Wow. Wow.
‎谢谢 Thanks.
‎我从没见过 ‎奈弗莫尔学院的学生做体力活 I never met a Nevermore kid who got their hands dirty.
‎对了 我叫泰勒 I'm Tyler, by the way.
‎我不知道你的名字 ‎还是说这个我也不该知道？ I didn't catch your name, or is that on a need-to-know basis too?
‎星期三 Wednesday.
‎这样吧 星期三 Tell you what, Wednesday.
‎为了表示我的谢意 ‎我开车送你去伯灵顿怎么样？ To show my appreciation, how about I drive you to Burlington?
‎完美 把浓缩咖啡装上带走 Perfect. Put that quad in a to-go cup.
‎但我一小时后才下班 Uh, but I don't get off for another hour.
‎我会给你好处的 I'll sweeten the pot.
‎20美元… Twenty whole dollars…
‎很诱人 但我拒绝 Tempting, but no.
‎加到40 I'll make it 40.
Uh… Uh…
‎听着 星期三 我这个人是这样的… ‎Listen, Wednesday, one fun fact about me…
‎我不会被收买 所以你要么等我 ‎要么找别人开车送你 I can't be bought, so either wait, or find someone else to drive you.
‎怎么了？ What happened?
‎瓦莱丽金博特 心理治疗师
‎嘿 各位 快看 Hey, boys, check it out.
‎-那是谁？ ‎-兄弟… -Bro… -Who's that?
‎来 Come on.
‎奈弗莫尔学院的怪胎出来做什么？ What's a Nevermore freak doing out in the wild?
‎这是我们的专座 This is our booth.
‎为什么你们三个 ‎穿得像宗教狂热分子？ Why are you dressed like religious fanatics?
‎-我们是朝圣者 ‎-没什么区别 -We're pilgrims. -Potato, po-tah-to.
‎我们在朝圣者世界工作 We work at Pilgrim World.
‎把整个主题公园献给 ‎犯下种族大屠杀罪行的狂热分子 It takes a special kind of stupid to devote an entire theme park
‎这一定是蠢出了新水平 to zealots responsible for mass genocide.
‎朝圣者世界是我爸爸开的 My dad owns Pilgrim World.
‎你在说谁愚蠢？ Who you calling stupid?
‎有错就该认 If the buckled shoe fits.
‎你们让开 Guys, back off.
‎-别插手 加尔平 ‎-对 别插手 -Stay out of this, Galpin. -Yes, stay out of this.
‎告诉我 怪胎… So tell me, freak…
‎你跟正常人睡过吗？ you ever been with a normie?
‎我还没有找到能应付我的人 I've never found one that could handle me.
‎-卟！ ‎-喂！ -Boo! -Hey!
‎你从哪学的这些功夫招数？ So where'd you learn those kung fu moves?
‎我叔叔教我的 My uncle taught me.
‎他在一个藏传佛寺待了五年 He spent five years in a Tibetan Monastery.
‎他是和尚吗？ Was he a monk?
‎是囚犯 Prisoner.
‎爸爸！ Dad!
‎泰勒 这到底是怎么回事？ Tyler, the hell's going on in here?
‎他们在骚扰一个顾客 ‎她就把他们制服了 They were harassing a customer, and she put them in their place.
‎这个小丫头打趴了三个男生？ This little thing took down three boys?
‎你帮她了吗？ Did you help her?
‎爸爸 我发誓没有参与 Dad, I swear, I wasn't involved.
‎抱歉 警长 Apologies, Sheriff.
‎这小孩是从我身边溜走的 This one slipped away from me.
‎来吧 亚当斯小姐 该走了 Come on, Miss Addams, time to go.
‎等一下 Wait a minute, hang on.
‎你是亚当斯家的？ You're an Addams?
‎别告诉我哥梅兹亚当斯是你父亲？ Don't tell me Gomez Addams is your father?
‎他杀了人 应该被关进监狱 That man belongs behind bars for murder.
‎看来有其父必有其女 Guessin' the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
‎我会盯着你的 I'm gonna keep my eye on you.
‎好了 Okay.
‎你第一天过来 ‎就被加尔平警长盯上了 Your first day and you're already on Sheriff Galpin's radar.
‎-真希望我能说感到惊讶 ‎-他那么说我父亲是什么意思？ -Wish I could say I was surprised. -What did he mean about my father?
‎我不知道 但是给你个建议… I have no idea, but a word of advice.
‎不要树敌了 多交几个朋友 Stop making enemies and start making a few friends.
‎你会需要他们的 You're going to need them.
‎好像出了事故 Looks like an accident.
‎希望司机没事 I hope the driver's okay.
‎他死了 He's dead.
‎脖子断了 Broke his neck.
‎从这里你怎么看出来的？ How can you tell from this angle?
‎湖
‎犯罪记录
‎哥梅兹亚当斯
‎目前为止受害者的位置 ‎杰里科县
‎受害者一号
‎受害者二号
‎受害者三号
‎谋杀还是兽袭？
‎完
‎不行 我并没有感觉好受些 No, I don't really feel better.
‎这地方有点不对劲 There's just something wrong about this place.
‎并不只是因为这是所学校 Not just because it's a school.
‎你是怎么把这把超大号小提琴 ‎隔着窗户拿出去的？ How the hell did you get that oversized violin out the window?
‎我有额外的帮手 I had an extra hand.
Whoa. Whoa.
‎他的身体呢？ Where's the rest of him?
‎这是亚当斯家族最大的谜团之一 It's one of the great Addams family mysteries.
‎你为什么不“变身”？ Why aren't you wolfing out?
‎因为我做不到 Because I can't.
‎这是我的全部本事 It's all I got.
‎我妈妈说有些狼比较晚熟 ‎但我去找过最好的狼人学家 My mom says some wolves are late bloomers, but I've been to the best Lycanologist.
‎我甚至飞去了密尔沃基 你相信吗？ I had to fly to Milwaukee, would you believe it?
‎她说我有可能永远也不会… there's a chance I may never… Yeah, she says
‎你懂的 you know.
‎那会怎么样？ What happens then?
‎我会变成一头孤狼 I'd become a lone wolf.
‎听起来很完美 Sounds perfect.
‎你在开玩笑吗？ ‎那我这辈子就彻底完了 Are you kidding me? My life would be officially over.
‎我会被赶出家族族群 ‎再无希望找到配偶 I'd be kicked out of my family pack with no prospect of finding a mate.
‎-我没看出有什么问题 ‎-我可能会孤独终老 -I'm failing to see the problem here. -I could die alone.
‎我们都会孤独终老 伊妮德 We all die alone, Enid.
‎你真的不擅长这种事 You really suck at this.
‎太不会安慰人了 Cheering people up.
‎-你为什么哭？ ‎-因为我难过！ -Why are you crying? -Because I'm upset!
‎你从来没有哭过吗 ‎还是你同样不屑于此？ Haven't you ever cried, or are you above that too?
‎那是万圣节后的那周 It was the week after Halloween.
‎我那时六岁 I was six years old.
‎我带着我的蝎子宠物尼禄 ‎出去午后散步 I took my pet scorpion, Nero, out for his afternoon stroll,
却遭到了伏击. and we were ambushed.
‎好好享用冰淇淋
‎他们想知道什么样的怪胎 ‎会把蝎子当宠物 They wondered what kind of freak would have a scorpion for a pet.
‎是啊 Yeah.
‎两个人把我按住 逼我看着… and made me watch… Two of them held me down
‎其他人把尼禄碾碎… … ‎while the others ran Nero over until…
‎我埋葬它的遗体时 大雪纷飞 It was snowing when I buried what was left of him.
‎我哭到心碎 I cried my little black heart out.
‎尼禄
‎但眼泪解决不了任何问题 But tears don't fix anything.
‎所以我发誓再也不哭了 So I vowed to never do it again.
‎我会为你保密的 Your secret's safe with me.
‎但我还是觉得你是超级怪胎 Still think you're weird as shit, though.
‎神奇的是 我对你也是同样的感觉 The feeling is incredibly mutual.
‎你想要回自己的单人间吗？ How would you like your single room back?
‎只要教我怎么用你的电脑就行 You just need to show me how to use your computer.
‎见鬼！ Holy shit!
‎好 Okay.
‎好吧 我竟听从一只手的命令 Okay, I'm taking orders from a hand.
‎这一点也不奇怪 This isn't weird at all.
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你好. Uh… hi.
‎那是小东西 That's Thing.
‎它是你的宠物吗？ Is he, like, your pet?
‎它很敏感 He's sensitive.
‎听着 我知道奈弗莫尔学院 ‎是所有怪事的发源地 Look, I know Nevermore is ground zero for all things weird,
‎但这太不寻常了 but this is next-level.
‎你不是说不想成为科技的奴隶吗？ So, what happened to not wanting to be a slave to technology?
‎现在是非常时期 ‎ Desperate times.
你还愿意帮我逃跑吗? Are you still willing to help me escape?
‎经过今天的事 ‎我以为他们会把你单独关起来 After what happened today, I figured they'd have you in solitary.
‎这周末是丰收节 所有学生必须参加 There's the Harvest Festival this weekend. Attendance is mandatory.
‎我要用此做掩护 I'm going to use it as a cover.
‎如果你愿意载我到火车站‎ If you're willing to drive me to the station,
我可以让你不虚此行. I can make it worth your while.
‎没问题 I'm in.
‎而且不要回报 And no charge.
‎就当是免费的吧 Consider it a freebie.
‎为什么？ Why?
‎因为我真希望能和你一起走 'Cause I wish I was going with you.
‎至少我们中有一个能离开这个鬼地方 At least one of us will get out of this hellhole town.
‎你确定能相信那个正常人吗？ Are you sure you can trust that normie?
‎爸爸 我不知道他们会过来 Dad, I didn't know they were gonna be here.
‎我相信我能照顾好自己 I trust that I can handle myself.
‎我不希望你跟她说话 12点之前回家 I don't want you talking to her. I want you home by 12:00.
‎-1点 ‎-12点半 -1:00. -12:30.
‎好了 Well,
‎祝你好运 一路顺风 good luck and safe travels.
‎还是不喜欢拥抱 知道了 Still not a hugger. Got it.
‎售票处
‎天哪 如果你再厉害一些 ‎就能带一整群回家 Jeez, you get any better at this, you'll be taking home a whole pack.
‎熊猫不成群结队 它们更喜欢独处 Pandas don't travel in packs. They prefer solitude.
‎好吧 我听懂你的暗示了 All right. Subtle hint taken.
‎跟你说一下 我在等人 You should know I'm waiting for someone.
‎是吗 谁是那个幸运男孩…或者女孩？ Oh yeah, who's the lucky guy… or girl?
‎跟你有什么关系？ What does it matter to you?
‎我不是有心打扰 Didn't mean to interrupt.
‎并没有 You're not.
‎事情比我想象的要棘手 This is gonna be trickier than I thought.
‎我爸给我设了宵禁 ‎要想按时回家 我们得出发了 Dad hit me with a curfew. We need to go if I'm gonna make it back in time.
‎我得先甩开一些累赘 I've got some dead weight I need to lose first.
‎放烟火时在停车场后面汇合 Meet me behind the parking lot when the fireworks start.
‎你看到那边那个 ‎悲伤孤独的女人了吗？ You see that sad, lonely woman over there?
‎她比我更需要这种可悲的认可 She needs this pathetic validation more than I do.
‎你可以让她分分心吗？ Would you mind distracting her?
‎我爱你 I love you. I love you.
‎嘿 在你离开之前 我想给你这个 Hey, before you leave, I wanted you to have this.
‎这是你爸爸 ‎在奈弗莫尔学院时的警方档案 It's your dad's police file from when he was at Nevermore.
‎我觉得这就是我爸讨厌他的原因 I think it's the reason my dad hates him.
‎你没事吧？ You okay?
‎我只是不习惯别人跟我打交道 I'm not used to people engaging with me.
‎大多数人看到我都会绕着走 Most see me coming and cross the street.
‎你不可怕 只是有点… You're not scary. You're just kinda…
‎古怪 kooky.
‎我更喜欢别人说“怪异” I prefer spooky.
Oh. Oh.
‎火车一小时后就要开了 ‎我们没有时间了 Now my train leaves in an hour. We're burning moonlight.
‎好吧 Uh, right, right.
‎喂 Hey.
‎快走 星期三！ Come on, Wednesday. Wednesday!
‎我们可以在人群中甩掉他们 We can lose them in the crowd.
Oh, whoa! Oh, whoa!
‎该死 Shit.
‎星期三 我们得走了 Wednesday, we need to go.
‎星期三 快来 Wednesday, come on.
‎-星期三！ ‎-罗文 回来！ -Wednesday! -Rowan, come back!
‎罗文 等等！ Rowan, wait!
‎你想干什么？为什么跟着我？ What do you want? Why are you following me?
‎我没时间解释 但你有危险 I don't have time to explain, but you're in danger.
‎我觉得你搞反了 I think you've got it backwards.
‎-你才是有危险的人 ‎-你要干什么？ -You're the one who's in danger. -What are you doing?
‎从你手中拯救大家 Saving everyone from you.
‎我必须杀了你 I have to kill you.
‎石像鬼的事是你干的？ The gargoyle, that was you?
‎对 Yeah.
‎话少的人总是满肚子坏水 It's always the quiet ones.
‎这画里的女孩就是你 Girl in the picture. That's you.
‎你因为一张画就想杀了我？ You want to kill me because of some picture?
‎我母亲25年前 ‎在奈弗莫尔学院上学时画了这张画 My mother drew that picture 25 years ago when she was a student at Nevermore.
‎她是个强大的先知 She was a powerful Seer.
‎-她在死前告诉了我这一切 ‎-罗文 放我下来 -Told me about it before she died. -Rowan, put me down.
‎不！我母亲说 ‎如果这女孩来到奈弗莫尔学院 No! My mother said it was my destiny
‎那我命中注定要去阻止她 to stop this girl if she ever came to Nevermore,
‎因为她会毁了学院和学院里的所有人 because she will destroy the school and everyone in it.
‎罗文 Rowan.
‎逮捕报告 故意杀人
‎你好 我的小乌云 Hello, my little black cloud.
‎跟我们说说 亲爱的 ‎你第一周过得怎么样？ So tell us darling, how was your first week?
‎让我想想 Let's see.
‎我差点死了两次 I narrowly avoided death twice,
‎发现我父亲可能是杀人犯 discovered that my father may be a murderer,
‎了解到我有可能毁掉学校 learned that I could potentially destroy the school,
‎被一个杀人魔神秘拯救 and was mysteriously saved by a homicidal monster.
‎虽然我不想承认 但你是对的 母亲 As much as it pains me to admit, you were right, Mother.
‎我想我会爱上这里的 I think I'm going to love it here.
‎《星期三》本季预告 ‎This season on Wednesday…
‎这个故事的情节即将急转直下 This story's about to take a dark turn.
‎幸好 Luckily,
‎我不怕黑 I'm not afraid of the dark.
‎外面有个怪物 ‎但所有人都认为这一切是我编造的 There's a monster out there, but everyone believes I made it all up.
‎我需要找到证据 证明我没有疯掉 I need to find something that can prove I haven't lost my mind.
‎你真的对树林里的怪物很着迷 You're really obsessed with this monster-in-the-woods thing.
‎难道你希望 ‎我对马和男孩乐队着迷吗？ Would you rather I develop an obsession with horses and boy bands?
‎跟我们讲讲你的近况 So, tell us everything.
‎自从你们把我丢在这里 ‎我就一直被追杀、被恶灵缠身 Since you've abandoned me, I've been hunted, haunted,
‎还成了谋杀未遂的目标 and the target of an attempted murder.
‎啊 奈弗莫尔学院 我太爱你了！ Ah, Nevermore, I love you so!
‎你怎么每次都会出现在旋涡中心？ How do you manage to end up at the center of every terrible thing that happens here?
‎鸿运当头 Incredible luck.
‎你坚持要我上这所学校 You insisted I go to this school.
‎你真以为我不会发现你的秘密吗？ Did you really think I wouldn't find out your secret?
‎你不知道前因后果 You don't know the full story.
‎当我建议把你那边的房间改造一下时 When I suggested giving your side of the room a makeover,
‎我脑子里想的可不是 ‎连环杀手泰德邦迪的图钉板 I did not have Ted Bundy's Pinterest in mind. Ew.
‎这种事到此为止了 This ends now.
‎火光将至
‎如果你听到我大声尖叫 If you hear me screaming bloody murder,
‎很有可能是我玩得很开心 there's a good chance I'm just enjoying myself.
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