‎这个故事的情节即将急转直下 This story is about to take a dark turn.
‎一般来说 我喜欢急转直下 Usually, I love dark turns.
‎比如在我八岁生日派对上 旋转木马的刹车神秘失灵一样 Like when the carousel brakes mysteriously failed at my eighth birthday party.
‎但这次不同 But not this one.
‎我们已经搜寻好几个小时了 警长 We've been searching for hours, Sheriff.
‎警犬们需要休息 The dogs need a break.
‎我们有漏掉什么吗？ Think we missed something?
‎不如原路返回 搜查科莱溪 然后就收工 I say we double back, sweep Collet Creek, and then call it a night.
‎好的 Okay.
‎你们怎么连具尸体都没找到？尸体不在那里 -How could you miss a dead body? -'Cause it wasn't there.
‎没有脚印 没有血迹 没有挣扎的痕迹 No footprints, no blood, no sign of a struggle.
‎什么都没有 空荡荡的 Nothing, nada.
‎我的搜查队找了一晚上 My search party looked all night.
‎你的搜查队一定把他们的导盲犬 落在家里了 Well, your search party must have left their seeing-eye dogs at home.
‎我看到那个怪物当着我的面杀了罗文 I saw that monster kill Rowan right in front of me.
‎-你有看清这个怪物吗？ -它可没有留下来聊天 -Get a good look at this monster thing? -It didn't stick around for a chat.
‎-也许是你的某位同学 -警长 我觉得这个问题很无礼 -Maybe it was one of your classmates. -Sheriff, I find that question offensive.
‎我不在乎 停尸房还躺着三具尸体呢 I don't care, 'cause I got three other dead bodies in the morgue.
‎-徒步旅行者在树林里被撕成了碎片 -镇长说那是狗熊袭击 -Hikers just ripped apart in the woods. -The mayor said those were bear attacks.
‎好吧 我和镇长对此意见不一 Well, the mayor and I disagree on that.
‎所以你就主观臆断 凶手是奈弗莫尔学院的学生 So you automatically assume a Nevermore student is the murderer,
‎即使没有任何证据表明有学生犯罪 even though there's no evidence a crime was even committed.
‎抱歉 我有点忘了 你这里只教品行端正的异类 对吗？ I'm sorry. I forgot, you only teach the good outcasts here, right?
‎我猜测罗文逃走了 My guess is Rowan ran away.
‎州警已经发布了警报 我也联系了他的家人 State troopers have put out an alert, and I've contacted his family,
‎但他们也没有他的消息 but they haven't heard from him either.
‎众所周知 死人压根不会回电话 Dead people are notoriously bad at returning calls.
‎你当时和他在树林里干什么 亚当斯小姐？ What were you doing out in the woods with him, Ms. Addams?
‎我听到森林里有声音 就去调查 I heard a noise in the forest and went to go investigate.
‎就在那时撞见了袭击 That's when I stumbled upon the attack.
‎之后呢？ Then what happened?
‎然后我遇到了比安卡巴克莱 告诉她去找人帮忙 Then I ran into Bianca Barclay, and I told her to go for help.
‎接下来我只记得在宿舍醒来 Next thing I remember, I was awaking in my dorm.
‎确认一下 这个怪物的确不是熊 或其他野生动物吗？ And just to be clear, this monster wasn't a bear or some other wild animal?
‎我和灰熊一起冬眠过 I've hibernated with grizzlies.
‎我分得清楚 I know the difference.
‎谢谢你 警长 Thank you, Sheriff.
‎现在没亚当斯小姐什么事了 I think Miss Addams is done now.
‎其实我想和加尔平警长单独谈谈 Actually, I would like to speak to Sheriff Galpin. Alone.
‎我可能无法允许 I'm not sure I can allow that.
‎我可以带她去警局 做个正式的笔录 I'm sure I could take her to the station and get a formal statement.
‎-好 走吧 -好吧 -Yeah, let's go. -Fine.
‎你们有五分钟时间 所说一切都不许记录在案 You have five minutes, and everything is off the record.
‎态度好点… Play nice…
‎否则我会打给镇长 or I will call the mayor.
‎有人想掩盖罗文的谋杀案 Someone is trying to cover up Rowan's murder.
‎这是清理犯罪现场的唯一理由 That's the only reason to scrub the crime scene.
‎这是你作为杀人犯之女的 专业意见吗？ Is that your professional opinion as the daughter of a murderer?
‎我父亲比你厉害多了 My father's twice the man you are,
‎他唯一谋杀的东西 就是洗澡时偶尔唱破嗓门的歌剧 and the only thing he murders is the occasional opera in the shower.
‎亚当斯 今晚真是一团乱 我受够了你的把戏 It's been a long night. I'm tired of your games.
‎我没有在耍把戏 I'm not playing games.
‎我说的是实话 I'm telling the truth.
‎你想否认我的论断 但你做不到 You want to reject my claims but you can't.
‎为什么？ Why is that?
‎因为你我都知道外面有个怪物 Because you and I both know there's a monster out there.
‎而罗文是其最新的受害者 And Rowan is his latest victim.
‎-警长？ -什么事？ -Sheriff? -What?
‎看看这个吧 You're gonna want to see this.
‎埃德加爱伦坡说过 Edgar Allan Poe said.
“对你所耳闻的 一概不信 对你所目睹的也只信一半” "Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see."
‎显然 这位奈弗莫尔学院 最著名的校友在这里悟出了这个道理 Clearly Nevermore's most famous alumni picked that up here.
‎难怪他会变成一个吸毒成瘾的疯子 No wonder he became a drug-addled madman.
‎剧名：第二章 “悲哀是最孤独的数字”
‎告诉我 你为何声称目睹了一起谋杀 Help me understand why you claim you witnessed a murder.
‎是为了获得关注吗？ Was it to gain attention?
‎我为什么要告诉你？ Why should I bother telling you anything?
‎你已经认定我在撒谎了 You've already decided I'm lying.
‎我知道自己看到了什么 I know what I saw.
‎你的生活最近波折不断 Your life's had a lot of upheaval recently.
‎偶尔犯糊涂也算正常 It's okay to be confused about things.
‎别想把我引入你的心理陷阱 Don't try and lure me into one of your psychological traps.
‎没人想陷害你 No one is trying to trap you.
我是来帮你应对情绪的 I'm here to help you process your emotions.
‎情绪就是闸口 Emotions are a gateway trait.
‎情绪会招致感情 从而引发眼泪 They lead to feelings, which trigger tears.
‎我拒绝哭泣 I don't do tears.
‎跟我说说 你在学校还适应吗？ Tell me how you're adjusting to school.
‎萨特说过：“他人即地狱” Sartre said, "Hell is other people."
‎他是我的初恋 He was my first crush.
‎你父母把你送来 奈弗莫尔学院的一个初衷 Wednesday, Part of the reason your parents sent you to Nevermore
‎就是让你能找到同类人 融入到群体中 is so you could find your people. Become part of a larger community.
‎我喜欢当孤岛 I like being an island.
‎被鲨鱼包围 戒备森严 A well-fortified one surrounded by sharks.
‎你的反社会倾向 Have you considered your antisocial tendencies
可能是因为害怕被拒绝 might be motivated by fear of rejection?
‎如果你现在拒绝我 我不会难过 If you were to reject me, I would not be upset.
‎想摆脱我没那么容易 You can't get rid of me that easily.
‎你看 你坚持了一整次的治疗 都没有试图逃跑 And look, you made it through an entire session without trying to escape.
‎我觉得这就是胜利 I'll take that as a win.
‎看来你决定留在杰里科了 Guess you decided to stick around Jericho.
‎等等 你也看金博特医生？ Wait, you see Dr. Kinbott too?
‎你要知道 根据法律要求 我必须来 You should know I'm legally required to be here.
‎我也是 法庭指令 Uh, me too. Court ordered.
‎看看我们 一对不良青年 Look at us. A couple of teenage tearaways.
‎嘿 昨晚丰收节你跑掉的时候 Hey, when you ran off last night at the Harvest Festival,
‎我还不确定是什么情况 然后我听说… I wasn't sure what happened, and then I heard…
‎真是骇人听闻 Kinda crazy.
‎所有人 包括你父亲 都认为这一切是我编造的 Everyone, including your father, believes I made it all up.
你知道 我… ‎-You know, I…
‎该去跟自己内心的叛逆打交道了 Time to get in touch with my inner rebel.
‎郑重声明 You know, for the record,
‎我相信你 I believe you.
‎姐妹们快点！好好画这些牙齿 Ladies, come on! Let's work on those teeth.
‎再凶一点 More scowl.
‎本小猫可是不留情面的 This kitty is taking no prisoners.
‎如果比安卡巴克莱今年再次获胜 If Bianca Barclay wins again this year.
我真的会把自己的眼珠子挖出来！ I will literally scratch my own eyes out!
‎那我愿意花钱去看 I would pay money to see that.
‎你好啊 室友！ Howdy, roomie!
‎我很高兴你决定留下来 I'm so glad you decided to stay.
‎我以为你想回到单人间生活 I thought you wanted your single room back.
‎老实说 我不喜欢独居 而且小东西的颈部按摩特别舒服 Full disclosure, I don't like living solo and Thing gives a killer neck massage.
‎这是双赢 It's a win-win.
‎所以…你为什么改变心意了？ So… why the change of heart?
‎我拒绝当别人无良游戏中的棋子 I refuse to play the role of a pawn in someone else's corrupt game.
‎-你是说罗文？ -我亲眼目睹他被杀害 伊妮德 -You mean Rowan? -I witnessed his murder, Enid.
‎只是今天早上我们都看到他了 It's just, we all saw him this morning.
‎生龙活虎的 Very much, like, not dead.
‎我知道 I know.
‎这让我觉得自己疯了 Which leads me to believe I've been losing my mind.
‎远没有我预期的那么有趣 It's not nearly as fun as I had anticipated.
‎你是奈弗莫尔学院的八卦女王 罗文是什么背景？ You're Nevermore's gossip queen. What's Rowan's story?
‎也就是个独行侠怪胎… Other than being a weird loner… Uh…
‎-无意冒犯 -没关系 -No offense. -None taken.
‎泽维尔索普是他的室友 Xavier Thorpe's his roommate.
‎你要是有手机 就可以直接发信息问他了 If you had a cell phone, you could just text him and ask him.
‎洋子 快点！让胡须飞扬起来 Yoko. Come on! Flare those whiskers.
‎爱伦坡杯不垂怜任何人 The Poe Cup droops for no one.
‎爱伦坡杯是什么？ What is the Poe Cup anyway?
‎我现在活着的全部理由 My entire reason for living right now.
‎一半是独木舟比赛 一半是徒步追逐 没有规则 Part canoe race, part foot chase, no rules.
‎每个宿舍都必须挑选一个 埃德加爱伦坡短篇小说作为灵感来源 Each dorm has to pick an Edgar Allan Poe short story for inspiration.
‎你可以拿把刷子加入我们 You could grab a brush.
‎桑希尔女士刚点了披萨 要不要跟同学拉拢一下关系？ Ms. Thornhill's just ordered pizza. Want to take a stab at being social?
‎我的确喜欢捅人 I do like stabbing.
‎拉拢关系就算了 The social part, not so much.
‎而且这会占用我写作的时间 Besides, it'll cut into my writing time.
‎没事 No worries.
‎只要比赛那天 你在湖边为我们加油就行 Just as long as you're lakeside cheering us to victory on race day.
‎或者冷眼旁观 你怎么舒服怎么来 Or you can just glare uncomfortably. Whatever works for you.
‎我一直很讨厌 “写你所知道的”这种说法 I've always hated the expression "write what you know."
‎这是想象力贫瘠之人的托词罢了 It's a hall pass for the imagination-impaired.
‎但当你的生活 变成了错综复杂的谜团… But when your life becomes a twisted mystery…
‎也许是时候试试这个法子了 maybe it's time to lean into it.
‎我要和罗文谈谈 我找不到他 I need to speak with Rowan. I can't find him.
‎你找不到他的 他被开除了 It won't be possible, I'm afraid. He's been expelled.
‎为什么？ For what?
‎跟你无关 他今天下午会搭第一班火车离开 Never you mind. He'll be on the first train out this afternoon.
‎你当时和他在树林里做什么？ What were you doing out in the woods with him?
‎我已经告诉过你了 I told you already.
‎我听到动静 于是就赶去调查 I heard a noise, and I went to investigate.
‎这个借口也许能唬弄警长 但你骗不了我 That excuse might have placated the sheriff, but you can't fool me.
‎你看到过灵异幻象 对吧？ You had a psychic vision, didn't you?
‎我们经过那场车祸的时候 我就意识到你可能有过幻象 I realized you might be having them when we passed by the accident
‎你早知道那个可怜的农夫断了脖子 and you knew that poor farmer had broken his neck.
‎你母亲在你这个年纪时 开始看到幻象 Your mother started having visions around your age.
‎那些幻象极其不可靠 也很危险 They were notoriously unreliable and dangerous.
‎我记得一开始 I remember at first,
‎她以为自己可能疯了 she thought she might be losing her mind.
‎你跟她谈过这事吗？ Have you spoken to her about them?
‎显然隐瞒信息的人是你 Clearly the person withholding information here is you.
‎我可以走了吗？ May I go now?
‎除非你选好课外活动 Not until you've picked your extracurricular activity.
‎我们希望学生全面发展 We want our students to be well-rounded.
‎我更愿意保持锋芒 I'd prefer to remain sharp-edged.
‎我自作主张 整理了一份有空缺位置的社团名单 I took the liberty of putting together a list of clubs that have openings.
‎真贴心 How thoughtful.
‎今天之内你必须选择一个 You need to have picked one by the end of the day.
‎我会盯着你的 I'll be keeping my eye on you.
‎你一定会找到戳到你兴趣的东西 No doubt you'll find something that tickles your fancy.
‎上一个戳我的人失去了一根手指 The last person who tickled me lost a finger.
‎威姆斯显然是想监视我 Weems is clearly trying to keep tabs on me.
‎盯着罗文 Keep an eye on Rowan.
‎别让他离开你的手指视线 Don't let your fingers out of his sight.
♪ We got scales on scales on scales ♪
♪ On scales on scales on scales ♪
‎威姆斯说过你会过来 Weems said you'd be stopping by.
‎但说实话 经过你在丰收节上的那番表演 But to be honest, after your performance at the Harvest Festival,
‎戏剧社可能更适合你 drama club might be more your speed.
‎我昏过去之后 你告诉谁了？警长吗？ After I passed out, who did you tell? The sheriff?
‎你觉得我会相信正常人警察？ You think I'd trust normie cops?
‎我直接去找了威姆斯 让她处理 I went straight to Weems and let her handle it.
‎总而言之 赶紧开始面试吧 Anyway, let's get this audition over with.
‎你是什么？ 女中音、女高音还是女疯子？ What are you? Alto, soprano or just loco?
Huh?
‎那是什么？ What was that?
‎只有狗才能听到的音调 A note only dogs can hear.
‎安静！“高调行事” 正在排练
♪ Here's a little song I wrote ♪
♪ You might want to sing it♪
♪ Note for note ♪
♪ Don't worry ♪
♪ Be happy... ♪
‎你还真来了 以前射过弓箭吗？ Huh. You actually showed up. Ever shot a bow and arrow before?
‎只打过活靶 Only on live targets.
‎好吧 Okay.
‎平架站立 Square stance.
像这样装上箭 黄色的一面朝外 Load the arrow like this, yellow side out.
用三根手指 Three fingers.
‎往后拉 然后… Pull back and…
‎让它飞起来 let it fly.
‎有问题吗？ Any questions?
‎你最后一次 见你室友罗文是什么时候？ When's the last time you saw your roommate Rowan?
‎被怪物杀死的那个？ You mean the one that was killed by a monster?
‎丰收节上 自那之后没跟他说过话 The Harvest Festival. I haven't talked to him since.
‎但他的那边房间今早都已经收拾好了 But his side of the room was all packed this morning.
‎罗文一直都不太正常 但是 Rowan's always been a little off,
‎最近几周他更加古怪了 but, uh, the last couple weeks he's been more erratic.
‎心灵遥感会扰乱心智 他… You know, telekinesis can mess with your head, you know. He's…
‎都开始吓到我了 It started to freak me out.
‎你和泰勒是怎么回事？ So what's the deal with you and Tyler?
‎不好意思 只有你能问与射箭无关的问题吗？ I'm sorry, were you the only one who got to ask non-archery questions?
‎我俩之间没有情况 他是在帮我的忙 开车送我出城 There is no deal. He was doing me a favor driving me out of town.
‎给你个建议 跟他保持距离 Yeah, word of advice. Steer clear.
‎为何？因为他是正常人？ Why? Because he's a normie?
‎泰勒和他的朋友都是混蛋 Tyler and his friends are jerks.
‎他们无法忍受是这所学校 支撑着他们那无足轻重的小镇 They can't stand that this school's propping up their Podunk town.
‎含着金汤匙出生的少爷如是说 Says the boy whose life was served on a silver platter.
‎嘿 自身且不足就莫揭… Hey, girls in glass houses…
‎就更要锋芒毕露 Should throw bigger stones.
‎至少我不是自命不凡的势利眼 At least I'm not an elitist snob.
‎真心痛 Ouch.
‎你对古老的养蜂艺术感兴趣吗？ Are you interested in the ancient art of beekeeping?
‎我是尤金 尤金奥廷格 Eugene. Eugene Ottinger.
‎奈弗莫尔学院悍马蜂社团的 创建人兼社长 Founder and president of the Nevermore Hummers.
‎我是星期三 星期三亚当斯 Wednesday. Wednesday Addams.
‎是我迟到了 还是只有你一人？ Am I late or is it only you?
‎不是每个人都适合蜂巢生活 The hive life isn't for everyone.
‎大多数孩子害怕有毒的昆虫 Most kids are afraid of venomous insects.
‎你愿意感受刺痛吗？ Are you willing to feel the sting?
‎蜜蜂以同样的方式产蜜 已经有1.5亿年了 Bees have been producing honey in the same way for 150 million years.
‎它们是大自然最完美的群落 They're nature's perfect community.
‎大家齐心协力达成共同目标 All working together to achieve a common goal.
‎冷知识 蜂巢也是为数不多的 雌性占主导地位的生态系统之一 Fun fact, it's also one of the few ecosystems in which females dominate.
‎从蜂王到它的工蜂 蜂巢里没有父权制！ From the queen bee to her workers. There's no patriarchy in the hive!
‎罗文！我们得谈谈 Rowan! We need to talk.
‎星期三 我不能和任何人说话 Wednesday, I'm not allowed to speak to anyone.
‎你当初想杀我时 倒是说了很多 You had a lot to say when you tried to kill me.
‎你告诉我 我注定要毁掉学校 记得吗？ Told me I was destined to destroy the school, remember?
‎你从哪弄到的那张画？ Where did you get that drawing?
‎我只是去树林里放空一下大脑 I just went into the woods to clear my head.
‎然后你就来找我了 Then you came after me.
‎星期三 Wednesday.
‎你不该来这里 You shouldn't be here.
‎对 滚开别烦我 Yeah, back off and leave me alone.
‎伯灵顿车站 约1911年
‎卫生间
‎我再把所有的材料给你… I'm going to give you all the materials again…
‎你怎么能在 没有窗户的卫生间里跟丢他？ How do you lose him in a bathroom with no windows?
‎换作左手 就不会让我失望 A lefty wouldn't have failed me.
‎不要生闷气 Don't sulk.
‎现在我得自己找新证据了 I'm going to have to find new evidence myself,
‎因为你跟丢了我们唯一的线索 since you lost our only lead.
‎看来你终于交到朋友了 I see you finally made a friend.
‎虽然只是棵植物 Even if it is a plant.
‎我追求的是质量 不是数量 I go for quality over quantity.
‎我旁边有空位 There's an open spot next to me.
‎如果你能忍受 和自命不凡的势利眼坐得那么近 If you can stand sitting that close to an elitist snob.
‎星期三会估计不会 被你的把戏打动 索普先生 I doubt Wednesday is impressed by your tricks, Mr. Thorpe.
‎承认吧 你明明就觉得了不起 Admit it, you're a little impressed.
‎星期三 我们很高兴你能加入我们 Wednesday, we're thrilled to have you join us
‎进入食肉植物世界之旅 on our journey into the world of carnivorous plants.
‎好了… Now…
‎谁能说出这位美人的名字？ who can tell us the name of this beauty?
‎鬼兰 Dendrophylax lindenii.
‎也叫幽灵兰 Otherwise known as the ghost orchid.
‎1854年在怀特岛被首次发现 First discovered on the Isle of Wight in 1854.
‎非常好 星期三 Very good, Wednesday.
‎比安卡 可能要有人 与你竞争第一名的宝座了 You may have competition for first chair, Bianca.
-Ooh!
‎星期三 也许你能说出 鬼兰最优秀的特质 Wednesday, perhaps you can identify the ghost orchid's greatest qualities.
‎坚韧且适应性极强 Resilience and adaptability.
‎它能在最恶劣的环境中茁壮成长 It's able to thrive in even the most hostile environments.
‎但是它的存在可以改变生态系统 But its mere presence can change the ecosystem,
‎导致已有的植物排斥它 causing the established plants to reject it.
‎通常是因为本地物种 可以肆无忌惮地生长 Usually because the native species is allowed to thrive unchecked.
‎没有什么是除草机解决不了的 Nothing a Weedwackercouldn't fix.
‎-你大可一试 -我们还在谈论花吗？ -You can most certainly try. -Are we still talking about flowers?
‎谢谢两位女士 你们的见解很有启发性 Thank you, ladies, for those illuminating insights.
‎显然植物并不是今天课堂上 唯一的食肉性生物 Clearly the plants aren't the only carnivores in class today.
‎好孩子 Good boy.
‎小心屁股 Watch your butt. Watch your butt.
‎-嘿 你要和埃尔维斯去哪？ -就是… -Hey. Where you going with Elvis? -Just, uh…
‎追踪一个案子的线索 following a lead on a case.
‎你还是相信外面有只怪物 是吗？ You still believe there's a creature out there, don't you?
‎我听到你和桑提亚哥说话了 你觉得是奈弗莫尔学院的学生干的？ I heard you and Santiago talking. You think it's a Nevermore kid?
‎我碰到了你的心理医生 Ran into your shrink.
‎她对你的情况守口如瓶 She was kind of tight-lipped about your progress.
‎这叫医患保密协议 It's called doctor-patient confidentiality.
‎来个父子保密协议如何？ How about father-son confidentiality?
‎你们两个聊了什么？ What are you two yakking about?
‎电子游戏、取消文化 燕麦牛奶还是豆浆 聊得可开心了 Video games, cancel culture, oat milk versus soy, it's a wild time.
‎-钱是我付的 所以我有权利问 -我们聊了妈妈 -I pay the bills, I got a right to ask. -We talk about Mom.
‎你还记得她吗？ Remember her?
‎最好别对你的老爸说话不客气 Better not be talking crap about your old man.
‎我会晚点回家 晚餐你自己解决吧 I'll be home late. You're on your own for dinner.
‎真可惜 Oh, damn.
‎我还希望我们能架起烤架看比赛呢 I…I was hoping we could fire up the grill and then catch the big game.
‎真喜欢我们制造的这些 温情小回忆 爸爸 Love these warm, fuzzy memories we're making, Dad.
‎警长 杰里科县
‎我得回树林里去 但威姆斯一直盯着我 I have to get back to the woods,
‎就像一只盯着尸体的秃鹰 but Weems has been watching me like a vulture circling a carcass.
‎你想让我掩护你 And you want me to cover
回到没有发生的犯罪现场吗？ so that you can return to the scene of a crime that didn't happen?
‎今天下午我要去养蜂社团 I have beekeeping club this afternoon.
‎我需要你做替身 I need you as decoy.
‎抱歉 两点缘由 Sorry. Two strikes.
‎我很忙 而且我很怕蜜蜂 I'm busy and bees totally creep me out.
‎你为什么不问问小东西？ 等等 你不能 因为它在生你的气 Why don't you ask Thing? Wait, you can't because he's mad at you.
‎它为什么生气？是它搞砸了 Why's he mad? He's the one who screwed up.
‎我只知道我们花了一个小时 给对方做美甲 它向我敞开了心扉 All I know is that we spent an hour giving each other manis, and he really opened up.
‎它觉得你不尊重它这个人 He feels like you don't respect him as a person.
‎严格来说 它只是一只手 Technically, he's only a hand.
‎星期三！它是你的家人 Wednesday! He's your family.
‎它会为你做任何事 And he would do anything for you.
‎你先去道歉 我再考虑要不要帮你 Go apologize and I'll reconsider helping you.
‎我对你发脾气了 以后我会注意语气的 I snapped at you. I'll check my tone in the future.
‎赶紧行动吧 趁我们的线索还没断 Now chop-chop, before all our leads turn cold.
‎你想要什么？护手霜？指甲油？ What is it that you want? Hand cream? Nail buffer?
‎新的死皮剪？ New cuticle scissors?
‎统统满足你 Consider it done.
‎我知道自己性情顽固 一意孤行 执迷不悟 I know I'm stubborn, single-minded and obsessive.
‎但这些都是伟大作家的特质 But those are all traits of great writers.
‎对 也是连环杀手的特质 Yes. And serial killers.
‎你想说什么？ What's your point?
‎我没有什么要吐露的 I have nothing to get off my chest,
‎我也不会屈服于你的感情勒索 and I am not submitting to your emotional blackmail.
‎好吧 Fine.
‎当罗文给我看这个时 便证实了我最大的恐惧 When Rowan showed me this, it confirmed my greatest fear.
‎一件恐怖的事情将由我而起 That I'm going to be responsible for something terrible.
‎不是像恐怖伊凡沙皇那种好的恐怖 Not good terrible, like Ivan.
‎是不好的恐怖 Bad terrible.
‎我不能让这种事发生 And I can't let that happen.
‎所以我才要找出真相 That's why I need to find out the truth.
‎敢向别人透露一个字 我就杀了你 Breathe a word of this to anyone and I will end you.
‎如果威姆斯来打探情况 If Weems comes sniffing around,
‎保持距离 露出阴冷的表情 一个字都别说 keep your distance, look grim, and don't say a word.
‎-不然不会有好下场 -肯定的 -Payback is going to be a bitch. -I'd expect nothing less.
‎你要是告密 我会像捏蜂窝一样捏死你 Blab and I will squeeze you like a honeycomb.
‎告密者难逃被蛰 Snitches get stung.
‎这是蜂巢密语 It's hive code.
‎而且我应该感谢你 Besides, I should be thanking you.
‎这是在我小屋里女孩最多的一次 This is the most girls I've ever had in the shed.
‎除了蜜蜂之外 Other than bees.
‎真想不到呢 Shocking.
‎我一直很喜欢狼人小妞 I've always had a thing for werewolf chicks.
‎伊妮德对你产生情愫的几率 The chance that Enid ever becomes romantically interested in you
‎不到1% is less than 1%.
‎那我还是有机会的？ So I've still got a shot?
‎太好了！ Yes!
‎在古代 蜂蜜被用来治疗伤口 和用于祭祀埋葬仪式 In ancient times, honey was used to treat wounds and in sacrificial burial rites.
‎传说埃及艳后用蜂蜜沐浴 Cleopatra was rumored to bathe in honey.
‎让她的皮肤焕发光彩 Gave her skin a luminous glow.
‎你洗过蜂蜜浴吗？ You ever taken a honey bath?
‎我只是不想被蛰 I just don't wanna get stung.
‎关键是要保持冷静 The key is to remain calm.
‎蜜蜂能察觉到恐惧 但你不必担心 Bees detect fear, but you don't need to worry.
‎因为我有个大玩意 应付起来得心应手 Because I have a very big smoker, and I handle it like a pro.
‎你想看看吗？ Would you like to see it?
‎抱歉 我不想让埃尔维斯 闻到你的气味 Sorry. I didn't want Elvis to pick up on your scent.
‎谢谢 你是怎么甩掉他们的？ Thanks. How'd you throw them off?
‎咖啡渣？ -Coffee grounds?
‎猎鹿黑科技 Deer-hunting hack.
‎兼职咖啡师的好处之一 One of the perks of being a part-time barista.
‎我猜你父亲 不是带猎犬来玩接球游戏的 I assume your father didn't bring the bloodhound to play fetch.
‎他什么都不告诉我 He doesn't tell me shit.
‎你一定觉得我跟踪他很奇怪 You must think it's weird I'm stalking him.
‎不会 我总是跟踪我父母 No, I consistently stalk my parents.
‎等等 丰收节那晚到底发生了什么？ Hey, wait, what really happened the other night at the festival?
‎听着 我发誓 我什么都不会跟我爸说 Look, I swear I won't say anything to my dad.
‎我以为罗文有危险 I thought Rowan was in danger.
‎结果我错了 Turns out I was wrong.
‎然后他开始用心灵遥感 试图掐死我 Then he proceeded to use his telekinesis to try and choke me to death.
‎天啊 他为什么要这么做？ Holy shit. Wh… Why would he do that?
‎不知道 然后那个怪物 从黑暗中窜出来 把他开膛破肚了 No idea. That's when this monster came out of the shadows and gutted him.
喔 喔 Whoa. Whoa.
‎所以你真的看到了？ So… So you really saw it?
‎那怪物没想杀你吗？ And it didn't try to kill you?
‎其实是它把我从罗文手里救了出来 我想弄明白是怎么回事 It actually saved me from Rowan. That's the part I'm trying to figure out.
‎我来寻找证据 证明他被谋杀 I came here to find something that can prove he was murdered
‎而且我也没有疯掉 and that I haven't lost my mind.
‎起码目前没有 Yet.
‎是罗文的眼镜 These are Rowan's.
‎我就知道有人在掩盖什么 I knew it was a cover-up.
‎你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
‎-我这么多… -…我的新桌子 你个神经病！ -So much of my… -…my new desk, you psychopath!
‎-说到这个… -你吓死人了！ -Speaking of that-- -You creep people out!
‎-其实… -真是不可思议 -You know-- -Unbelievable.
‎是的 I did.
‎你疯了！ You're crazy!
‎夜影社
‎你没事吧？ You okay?
‎我一直看到那本紫色的书 I keep seeing that same purple book.
‎封面颜色更深 The cover was darker.
‎更像是一天下来的血肿 继续找 More like a day-old contusion. Keep looking.
‎我很少看到学生真的来找书 I don't usually find students in here looking for actual books.
‎大多数人都是溜进来亲热的 Most sneak in to make out.
‎我不小心撞见了 两个吸血鬼在碰撞尖牙 I accidentally walked in on two vampires fanging.
‎那场面如何都挥之不去 I can't unsee that.
‎你要找什么？我帮你 Is there something I can help you find?
‎你见过这个吗？ Have you seen this before?
‎这是我在寻找的一本书的水印 It's a watermark from a book I'm looking for.
‎这好像是一个旧学生社团的标志 I think it's the symbol to an old student society. Um…
‎夜影社 The Nightshades.
‎就像致命的龙葵 Like the deadly flower.
‎我很好奇 Color me intrigued.
‎我听说他们几年前解散了 I was told they disbanded years ago.
‎知道为什么吗？ Any idea why?
‎抱歉 Sorry.
‎你今天在课堂上的回答让我印象深刻 I was very impressed with your answers in class today.
‎我母亲是一个食肉植物专家 My mother is a carnivorous plant aficionado.
‎我想我从她那里继承来了 食肉园艺技能 I assume I get my red thumb from her.
‎你和你母亲感情好吗？ Are you and your mother close?
‎我们就像两个被判终身监禁 关在同一间牢房里的囚犯 Like two inmates sentenced to life on the same cell block.
‎我知道这不容易…学期中段转学过来 I know it can't be easy… showing up mid-semester.
‎我来这里一年半了 还是觉得自己像个局外人 I've been here a year and a half, and I still feel like an outsider.
‎因为你是教职工中唯一的正常人吗？ Because you're the only normie on the staff?
‎伊妮德告诉我了 Enid told me.
‎说实话 我从来没有 真正融入过任何地方 To tell you the truth, I've never really fit in anywhere.
‎对正常人来说太奇怪 对异类来说又不够奇怪 Too odd for the normies, not odd enough for the outcasts.
‎我以为奈弗莫尔学院 会有所不同 但是 I thought Nevermore would be different,
‎但还是有一些老师根本不承认我 but there's still a handful of teachers who will barely acknowledge me.
‎我表现出一副 不在乎别人是否讨厌我的样子 I act as if I don't care if people dislike me.
‎但内心深处 Deep down…
‎我竟然很享受 I secretly enjoy it.
‎永远别丢掉这个 星期三 -Never lose that, Wednesday.
‎丢掉什么？ -Lose what?
‎不让别人定义你的能力 The ability to not let others define you.
‎这是天赋 It's a gift.
‎我并不总是这么觉得 Doesn't always feel that way.
‎最有趣的植物生长在暗处 The most interesting plants grow in the shade.
‎如果你需要找人谈谈 And if you ever need anyone to talk to,
‎温室的大门永远敞开着 the door to the conservatory is always open.
‎那本紫色的书一定就在这里 That purple book has got to be around here somewhere.
‎开始调查 Start investigating.
‎罗文真是充满惊喜 Rowan's full of surprises.
‎你不该上来的 You're not supposed to be up here.
‎我也很高兴见到你 Good to see you too.
‎你是怎么绕过宿管的？ 用你的海妖能力？ How'd you get past the Housemaster? Use your siren powers?
‎戴着这个不行 Not while wearing this.
‎你就不能别总是把我往坏处想吗？ Would it kill you to not think the worst of me for once?
‎你有什么事 比安卡？ -What do you want, Bianca?
‎看看你怎么样了 -To see how you're doing.
‎罗文的事我很遗憾 我知道你们以前关系很好 I'm sorry about Rowan. I know you guys used to be close.
‎你什么时候开始关心起罗文了？ Since when did you give a damn about Rowan?
‎是你害怕他会对星期三做什么 You were the one afraid he'd do something to Wednesday.
‎这难道不是你像条狗一样 眼巴巴一直跟着她的原因吗？ Isn't that why you've been following her like an eager-eyed puppy?
‎还是有别的原因？ Or is there something more?
‎说真的 你看上她什么了？ Seriously, what do you see in her?
‎你喜欢上了殡仪馆着装风格的 悲惨哥特式女孩？ You have a thing for a tragic goth girls with funeral-parlor fashion sense?
‎也许是因为她没有试图操纵我 Maybe it's because she hasn't tried to manipulate me.
‎我只是犯了一个错误 你就无法原谅我 I make one mistake, and you can't forgive me.
‎她待你如草芥 你却无法自拔 She treats you like crap, you can't get enough.
‎你为何对她耿耿于怀？ Why are you fixated on Wednesday?
‎因为她觉得自己比别人都强 Because she thinks she's better than everyone else.
‎我已经等不及明天击败奥菲莉亚厅了 I can't wait to crush Ophelia Hall tomorrow
‎看着她的狼人室友崩溃不已 and watch her werewolf roommate crumble.
‎这将是场值得纪念的爱伦坡杯决赛 It's gonna be a Poe Cup finale to remember.
‎-我懒得去想你有什么打算 -我的游戏已经开始了 -I hate to think what you've got planned. -My game's already started.
‎我喜欢赢 I like to win.
‎这有什么不对吗？ Is that so wrong?
‎你还奇怪我为什么要和你分手 And you wonder why I broke up with you.
‎你以前很喜欢我的好胜决绝 You used to love my killer instinct.
‎我们在一起时很幸福的 泽维尔 We were good together, Xavier.
‎是吗？ Were we?
‎还是你想让我这么觉得？ Is that just how you wanted me to feel?
‎相信我 星期三亚当斯 不是你的梦中情人 Trust me, Wednesday Addams is not the girl of your dreams.
‎她是你的噩梦 She's the stuff of your nightmares.
‎你去哪里了？ Where have you been?
‎我现在真的要心脏病发作了 I'm literally having a heart attack right now.
‎-洋子现在在医务室！ -怎么了？ -Yoko's in the infirmary! -What happened?
‎晚餐不小心吃了蒜蓉面包 Garlic bread incident at dinner.
‎她起了严重的过敏反应 不能参加爱伦坡杯了 She had a major allergic reaction. She's out of the Poe Cup.
‎我没有副手了 I don't have a co-pilot.
‎这不是意外 是比安卡在搞鬼 It wasn't an accident. Bianca's behind it.
‎-你怎么知道的？ -这不重要 -How do you know? -Doesn't matter.
‎你和我明天要把她击垮 You and I are going to take her down tomorrow.
‎等等 Wait.
‎你要加入黑猫队？ You're joining the Black Cats?
‎你愿意这么做吗？ You're willing to do that?
‎为了我？ For me?
‎我想狠狠地羞辱比安卡 I want to humiliate Bianca so badly
‎让她尝尝失败的苦涩滋味 that the bitter taste of defeat burns in her throat.
‎对 但你这样做 主要是因为我们是朋友 对吧？ Yeah, but mostly you're doing it because we're friends, right?
‎告诉我 她是怎么连连获胜的 Tell me how she keeps winning.
‎真的很让人费解 It's a real brain cramp.
‎过去两年 没有一艘船 能够在不沉没的情况航行一个来回 The past two years, no other boat has made it across and back without sinking.
‎听起来像是蓄意破坏 Sounds like sabotage.
‎爱伦坡杯没有规则 There are no rules in the Poe Cup,
‎而她是海妖 简直就是水中霸主 and she is a siren, which makes her master of the water.
‎那我们就对她以牙还牙 Then we just need to beat her at her own game.
‎-我们都准备就绪了 -很好 小东西也已就位 -We're all set. -Good. Thing's in position.
‎-能告诉我 你俩都干了什么吗？ -那不就破坏惊喜了？ -Wanna tell me what you two were up to? -And spoil the surprise?
‎说到惊喜 你的服装在帐篷里 Speaking of surprises, your costume's in the tent.
‎服装？ Costume?
‎天哪 你看起来太喵美了！ OMG, you look purr-fect!
‎唯一的问题是 你的胡须在哪里？ Only thing, where are your whiskers?
‎再问一遍 你就只剩八条命了 Ask again, and you'll be down to eight lives.
‎专心点 Focus.
‎这是谁呀？ What do we have here?
‎小弱鸡 The runt of the litter.
‎跟你说清楚 我不认为自己比别人强 For the record, I don't believe I'm better than everyone else.
‎只是比你强 Just that I'm better than you.
‎欢迎大家参加埃德加爱伦坡杯 I want to welcome you all to the Edgar Allan Poe Cup.
‎这是奈弗莫尔学院 最引以为豪的年度传统之一 This is one of Nevermore's proudest annual traditions,
‎可以追溯到125年前 dating back 125 years.
‎每支队伍必须划船到乌鸦岛 Each team must row across to Raven Island,
‎从克莱斯通地穴中拔出一面旗子 pull a flag from Crackstone's Crypt,
‎然后迅速返回 不可沉没或被击沉 and hustle back without sinking or being sunk.
‎第一个带着旗子冲过终点线的队伍 将赢得奖杯 First team to cross the finish line with their flag
‎和一年的炫耀权利 wins the cup and bragging rights for a year,
以及一些特权 as well as some special privileges.
‎爱伦坡杯正式开始！ Let the Poe Cup begin!
‎冲啊！ Go! Go! Go!
‎-加油 快点！ -快点 姐妹们 加油！ -Move. Faster! -Come on, ladies. Let's go!
‎噢 请让一下 Oh, excuse us!
‎黑猫
‎快划！ Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
‎陷阱与钟摆
‎-快点！冲啊！ -快！ -Come on! Go! -Come on!
‎-转弯！ -转弯！ -Turn! Turn! -Turn!
‎怎么回事？我们输了都怪你 Come on, man. We lost 'cause of you.
‎再快点！ Faster!
‎小东西 Thing.
‎我们走 在这边 Let's go. It's over here.
‎待在这里 确保比安卡不会破坏我们的船 Stay here and make sure Bianca can't sabotage our boat.
‎小东西 我需要你 分散那两个小丑的注意力 Thing, I need you to distract a couple of jokers.
‎-什么？ -搞什么 -What? -Come on.
‎-走 -抓住它 -Go. -Let's get it.
‎我们快走 Let's go, man.
‎她过来了 She's right there.
‎快点 Come on.
‎一会儿见 星期三！ Later, Wednesday!
‎约瑟夫克莱斯通
‎你就是密匙 You are the key.
‎小猫打盹呢？ Taking a catnap?
‎-快！ -快点 我们得走了！ -Come on! -Hurry up, we have to go!
‎怎么回事？ What's going on?
‎一桶阿蒙蒂亚度酒
‎再见了 小丑们！ See ya, jokers!
‎阴险小人！ Cheaters!
‎我只是问了问自己： “星期三会怎么做？” I just asked myself, "WWWD?" What Would Wednesday Do?
‎最后两支队伍是金甲虫队… The final two teams are the Gold Bugs…
‎和黑猫队 …and the Black Cats.
‎加油 Come on.
‎黑猫队
‎成功！ Gotcha!
‎终点
哇 Whoo!
‎我们成功了！ Yeah, we did it!
‎天哪 星期三 我们成功了！ OMG, Wednesday, we did it!
‎这是我一生中最美好的时刻 This is the greatest moment of my entire life.
‎承认吧 你有点爱上学校精神了 Admit it, you kinda got into the whole school spirit thing.
‎你没有告诉我是暗黑复仇的精神 You didn't tell me it was a dark, vengeful spirit.
‎第一届爱伦坡杯于1897年举办 The first Poe Cup took place in 1897
‎不仅是为了纪念 奈弗莫尔学院最著名的校友 as a way to not only honor Nevermore's most famous alumni,
‎也是为了庆祝 所有异类共有的宝贵之处 but to celebrate those values that all outcasts share.
‎团结、坚韧和富有决心 Community, perseverance, and determination.
‎显然 我们今天都看到了 今天这些特质的展现 And we certainly saw those values on display today.
‎好！ Yeah!
哇 Whoo!
‎太好了！ Yeah!
‎恭喜奥菲莉亚厅！ Congratulations to Ophelia Hall!
‎作为之前住在这里的学生 As a former resident,
‎我会很高兴看到奖杯 在这么多年后重新回到壁炉架上 I will be happy to see the cup back on the mantle after all these years.
‎你在这里做什么？ What are you doing down here?
‎躲起来 Hiding.
‎人们总是不经意地朝我微笑 这让我很不安 People keep randomly smiling at me, it's unsettling.
‎这叫人生得意须尽欢 It's called having your moment.
‎你打败了比安卡巴克莱 好好享受吧 You took down Bianca Barclay. Try to enjoy it.
‎姐妹们想知道 你一会儿要不要一起玩？ The girls wanna know if you wanna hang out later.
‎拜托 没什么大不了的 Oh, come on, it won't kill you.
‎我会考虑的 I'll think about it.
‎太好了！ Yes!
‎很高兴看到你融入进来 It's good to see you fitting in.
‎像你母亲一样 Just like your mother.
‎我和我母亲是两个不同的人 不同的物种 一切都大相径庭 My mother and I are two different people/species/everything.
‎上次奥菲莉亚厅赢得爱伦坡杯时 The last time Ophelia Hall won the Poe Cup,
‎你母亲是队长 your mother captained the team.
‎我是她的副手 I was her co-pilot.
‎也许你们俩比你想象的更像 Maybe you two are more alike than you think.
‎我好激动 I'm so excited.
‎帮助我们获胜是你的职责 她从未输过 从来没有 It was your job to help us win. She's never lost. Never.
‎奈弗莫尔学院仍然是个谜 Nevermore continues to be an enigma.
‎一个问题远远多于答案的地方 A place where the questions far outweigh the answers.
‎但有时 But sometimes…
‎答案就在你眼前 呼之欲出 the answer is staring you right in the face.
‎别担心 埃德加爱伦 Don't worry, Edgar Allan.
‎我看穿你虚伪的假笑了 I see your sanctimonious smirk.
‎但我会笑到最后 But I will get the last laugh.
‎你对谜语的嗜好是出了名的 Your penchant for riddles was legendary.
‎这可能是你目前为止最聪明的一次 And this might be your cleverest yet.
‎因为这不是单一的谜语 Because it's not a single riddle.
‎相反 每一行都是独立的谜语 Rather, each line is its own separate one.
‎“月亮的反义词” 太阳 "The opposite of moon." Sun.
‎“我们之间的世界” 地狱 "A world between ours." Nether.
‎“六月的前两个月” 四月 "Two months before June." April.
‎“自我播种的花” 三色堇 "A self-seeding flower." Pansy.
‎“比一多一” 二 "One more than one." Two.
‎“枝叶垂地而泣” 柳树 “在阳光下融化” 冰 "Its leaves weep to the ground." Willow. "It melts in the sun." Ice.
‎“找不到起点和终点” 圆 "Its beginning and end never found." Circle.
‎“每条规则都有一个” 例外 "Every rule has one." Exception.
‎“答案咔嗒作响” "The answer will give a sharp cracking sound."
‎响指两次
‎秘密社团 Secret societies.
‎隐藏的图书馆 Hidden libraries.
‎我妈妈用挑剔的眼神看着我 My mother staring at me in a judgmental way.
‎这些都是我所期待的 These are all things I've come to expect.
‎但当我一步步接近真相的时候… But the minute I inch towards the truth…
‎幸好我不怕黑 Luckily, I'm not afraid of the dark.