‎杰里科县验尸官-法医 验尸官.R.沃医生
‎金博特医生嘱咐我应该多出去走走 Dr. Kinbott tells me I should get out more.
‎说我需要敞开心扉 认识新朋友 体验新事物 Says I need to open my mind to new people and experiences.
‎我有什么资格 反驳她那专业的陈词滥调？ Who am I to argue with her professional clichés?
‎我去做尸检 While I do the autopsy,
‎你去找怪物其他受害者的档案 然后复印 you find the files of the monster's other victims and make copies.
‎别撅嘴 -Don't pout.
你那操刀技术根本不可靠 Your scalpel skills are questionable.
‎你还记得我13岁生日时 费斯特叔叔送我的那具尸体吗？ Do you remember my 13th birthday, when Uncle Fester gave me that cadaver?
‎你直接切开了他的颈动脉 You sliced right through that man's carotid.
‎不是 No.
‎这血肿真壮观 Magnificent hematoma.
‎影印室 随手关门
‎找到你了 There you are.
‎现在是星期四晚上7点23分 尸体是一名50岁的男性 Thursday, 7:23 p.m. The body is that of a 50-year-old male.
‎双手都有撕裂伤和防御伤 Lacerations and defensive wounds appear on both hands.
‎胸部和躯干残余 表明遇害人受到了猛烈袭击 What remains of the chest and torso indicates a frenzied attack.
‎死者几乎被开膛破肚 Subject has been almost entirely disemboweled.
‎好奇怪 This is curious.
‎死者的左脚不见了 Subject's left foot is missing.
‎似乎是从脚踝处被咬掉了 It appears to have been chewed off at the ankle.
‎你有看到什么左脚吗？ Have you seen a left foot anywhere?
‎冷静点 谁来了？ Calm down. Who's coming?
‎感谢你能回到办公室来 医生 Appreciate you coming back to the office, Doc.
‎不客气 警长 No problem, Sheriff.
‎能帮上忙就好 Whatever I can do to help.
‎不管是什么人或怪物杀了这些人 Whatever or whoever is responsible for these killings…
这么多年来 ‎我从未见过这样的伤口‎ In all my years, I've never seen injuries like them.
‎我觉得你应该看看这个 I thought you should see this
在我签发最新受害者报告之前 before I issued my report on the latest victim.
‎完全让人摸不到头脑 It's a real noodle-scratcher.
‎凶手从受害人的左脚上 切下了两个脚趾 The killer cut off two toes from the victim's left foot.
‎他们大概率用的是手术锯 Best guess, they used a surgical saw.
‎最终的尸检报告还没出来 The final autopsy report's still pending.
‎一出结果 就送去我的办公室 Minute you're done, send it straight to my desk.
‎不要让媒体发现脚趾的事 Media blackout on the toes.
‎没问题 警长 Sure thing, Sheriff.
‎你这几周很忙吧？ Been a busy couple of weeks, huh?
‎至少我能光荣退休了 周五是我最后一天班 At least I'm going out in style. Friday's my last day.
‎祝你退休愉快 医生 Happy retirement, Doc.
‎我要给我太太一个惊喜 带她进行为期四周的游轮之旅 Gonna surprise Mrs. Anwar with a four-week cruise.
‎可算能把肋骨剪换成迈泰鸡尾酒了 Excited to trade rib shears for Mai Tais.
‎慢走不送了 我来锁门 See yourself out. I'll lock up.
‎我不记得有送进来这具尸体 I don't remember this one coming in.
‎全身僵硬 你死了有段时间了 Full rigor. You've been dead a while.
‎你应该不介意多等一天 再让我把你切开吧 Guess you won't mind waiting another day for me to cut you open.
‎再让我待五分钟 Five more minutes.
‎刚觉得舒服些 I was just getting comfortable.
‎剧名：第四章：“多么糟糕的夜晚”
♪ Yo so la pregonera ♪
♪ En alas de canción… ♪
‎当我建议把你那边的房间改造一下时 When I suggested giving your side of the room a makeover,
‎我脑子里想的可不是 连环杀手泰德邦迪的图钉板 I did not have Ted Bundy's Pinterest in mind.
‎还是比不上 你收藏的独角兽毛绒玩具那么恐怖 Still not as creepy as your stuffed unicorn collection.
‎你昨晚溜出去就是做这些调查吗？ Is this why you snuck out last night?
‎我和小东西可能确实溜进了停尸房 Thing and I made an unsanctioned trip to the morgue
‎复制了怪物受害者的档案 to copy the files of the monster's victims.
‎好吧 这句话里有太多恶心的地方了 Okay, there are so many levels of ew in that statement,
‎-我不知从何说起 -我需要了解凶手的想法 -I don't know where to begin. -I need to get inside its head.
‎发现作案模式或异常点 我已经有重大发现了 Discover any patterns or anomalies. I've already made a big discovery.
‎我发现所有怪物受害者的身体部位 都被进行了手术切除 Turns out all of the monster's victims have had body parts surgically removed.
‎第一个是肾脏 第二个是手指… The first one a kidney, the second a finger--
‎-星期三 我觉得不太舒服… -第三个是胆囊 -Wednesday, I don't feel-- -Third a gall bladder.
‎还有集会所的那个大胡子 他被切断了两根脚趾 And the bearded man from the meeting house, two toes.
‎你明白这意味着什么吗？ 凶手并不是无脑谋杀 Do you understand what this means? These murders aren't mindless.
‎他在收集战利品 就像一个老练的连环杀手 真是厉害 He's collecting trophies like a seasoned serial killer. It's impressive, actually.
♪ …flamantes riachuelos ♪
♪ Sonrientes… ♪
‎去拿嗅盐来 Fetch the smelling salts.
‎又出问题了 Again.
♪ Ruiseñores, tenores que cantan… ♪
‎虽然大多数植物用甜蜜的花蜜 来奖励它们的传粉者 While most plants reward their pollinators with sweet nectar,
‎但许多食肉植物用的却是性诡计 many carnivorous varieties turn to sexual trickery
‎或者致命陷阱 or deception.
‎我击剑时扭伤了后背 I tweaked my back fencing.
‎鬼兰会产生一种 模仿雌性昆虫的信息素 The orchid produces a pheromone that mimics a female insect,
‎引诱雄性昆虫过来 luring the males in.
‎那么一旦植物被授粉 Now, once the plant is pollinated,
‎雄性昆虫会得到什么呢？ what do the male insects get in exchange?
‎什么也得不到 就像所有锐舞派对上的男生一样 Nada. Just like all the guys at the Rave'N.
‎好吧 我知道大家都很期待周六 Okay, okay. I know you're all excited about Saturday,
‎所以我没有布置作业 which is why I haven't assigned any homework.
‎-太好了！ -好棒 -Yes!
‎但我还是需要一些志愿者 加入装饰委员会 But I do still need volunteers for the decorating committee.
‎有兴趣的人过来找我 Anyone interested, come and see me up here.
‎怎么？你不打算当志愿者吗？ You're not gonna volunteer?
‎有迪斯科舞会和加料的潘趣酒 你难道不会兴奋吗？ Aren't you pumped about disco balls and spiked punch?
‎甚至还有打碟的MC嗜血萨克兹 There's even a DJ. MC Blood Suckaz.
‎我宁可往眼睛里扎针 I'd rather stick needles in my eyes.
‎或许我真会那么做 I'll probably do that anyway.
‎或者你可以邀请别人 一起去找点乐子 Or you could invite someone and have a little fun.
‎我们必须这么做 We need to do this.
‎泽维尔的伤不是击剑造成的 Xavier didn't get those scratches from fencing.
‎他有所隐瞒 He's hiding something.
‎看来每个艺术家都需要一个缪斯女神 I suppose every artist needs a muse.
‎泽维尔 你变得更耐人寻味了 Xavier, you just became that much more interesting.
‎星期三 Wednesday.
‎泽维尔 Xavier.
‎你好 Hello.
‎-你在干什么？ -没什么 -What are you doing? -Nothing.
‎我刚看到你从这边出来 I just saw you come out this way.
‎这是什么地方？ What is this place?
‎算是我的私人艺术工作室吧 It's kind of my private art studio.
‎我把它收拾好 也修理好了 所以威姆斯让我用 I cleared it out, fixed it up, so Weems let me use it.
‎你真有进取心 我想看看里面 How very entrepreneurial. I would love to see inside.
‎带我参观一下吧 Why don't you give me a tour?
‎现在不行 里面太乱了 Not right now. It's a total mess.
‎去年夏天 我跟着一位犯罪现场摄影师实习 I shadowed a crime scene photographer last summer.
‎我不会那么容易被吓到 I'm not easily fazed.
‎下次吧 你找我做什么？ Maybe another time. Why were you looking for me?
‎我想过一遍桑希尔老师留的作业 I wanted to go over Ms. Thornhill's homework assignment.
‎她没有给我们留作业 She didn't give us homework.
‎记得吗？ Remember?
‎你到底来这里干什么？ Why are you really out here?
‎难道是为了那场 Is this about a certain dance
‎让你想把针戳进眼睛里的舞会吗？ that makes you want to poke needles into your eyes, perhaps?
‎我洗耳恭听 I'm all ears.
‎机会有时就是来得如此突然 Sometimes intentions melt in the face of unexpected opportunity.
‎如果这是我和潜在连环杀手 with a potential serial killer.
近距离接触的机会 If this was my chance to get up close and personal
‎我怎么能拒绝呢？ how could I refuse?
‎-你真的要让我明着问吗？ -当然 -Are you really going to make me ask? -Oh, absolutely.
‎你愿意… Would you…
‎你愿… Would--
‎你愿不愿意考虑 和某人一起去锐舞派对… Would you possibly consider going to the Rave'N dance with a certain…
‎你愿意… Would--
‎你愿意和我一起去舞会吗？ Would you go to the dance with me?
‎愿意 星期三 我很愿意和你一起去舞会 Yes, Wednesday, I would love to go to the dance with you.
‎我还以为你永远也不会问呢 I thought you'd never ask.
‎我也以为 Neither did I.
‎天哪！星期三亚当斯要去锐舞派对了 Oh my God! Wednesday Addams is going to the Rave'N.
‎我整个世界都亮了！ My whole world is tilted!
‎-知道你需要什么吗？ -头上来一枪？ -You know what you need? -A bullet to the head?
‎-一条裙子 -我已经有了 -A dress. -I already have one.
‎别是你穿过来的那条！ Not the one you showed up here in!
‎那东西就是时尚界的濒死状态 连除颤仪都拯救不了 That thing was a fashion emergency not even lightning could resuscitate.
‎小东西 支持我一下 Thing, back me up here.
‎你需要一件极为醒目的衣服 You need something that screams,
‎“第一次约会 贱人通通闪开！ 老娘驾到！” "First date. Stand back, bitches! I have arrived!"
‎我知道一个好地方！ And I know just the place!
‎这是什么反乌托邦地狱？ What kind of dystopian hellscape is this?
‎我们的第一次室友购物狂欢！ Our first roomie shopping spree!
‎舞会委员会建议以全白做主题 The dance committee's suggesting all white to match the theme,
‎但这对我们来说是行不通的 but that's not gonna fly with us.
‎我有更要紧的事情做 I have more pressing business
‎而不是担心舞会的礼服 我根本不想参加的 than to worry about a dress for a dance I don't want to attend.
‎但我以为我们在联络感情 But I thought we were bonding.
‎我觉得自己只会拖你的后腿 I feel I'll only slow you down.
‎你是只羚羊 我是只受伤的小鹿 You're a gazelle. I'm a wounded fawn.
‎别管我 去跟大家一起跑吧 Cut me loose and go run with the pack.
‎你确定吗？ Are you sure?
‎我要去见加尔平 我不要停下… I'm going to see Galpin. I'm not stop--
‎乌利亚之铺 古董店
‎嗨 星期三 Hi, Wednesday.
‎这条裙子肯定会让人眼前一亮 That dress will certainly turn some heads.
‎你在为你的办公室 收集更多奇异饰品吗？ Are you collecting more exotic trinkets for your office?
‎那些是我的旅行纪念品 Those are souvenirs from my travels.
‎我借此走出自己的舒适区 That's how I step outside of my comfort zone.
‎说到这个 你这周末要去锐舞派对吗？ Speaking of which, are you going to the Rave'N this weekend?
‎我没必要在公共场合 回答你的问题吧？ I'm not required to answer your questions out in the wild, am I?
‎我很期待在下次治疗时聊聊这件事 I look forward to talking about it at our next session.
‎你我都知道外面有个怪物 We both know that there's a monster out there.
‎要想阻止它 If we're going to stop it,
‎我们现在就应该摒弃分歧 共同合作 I think it's time we put our differences aside and work together.
‎这就是你要我跟你做交易的筹码吗？ And this is your stake for me to deal you in?
‎抱歉 你还有待进步 不过细节倒是不错 I'm sorry, you gotta do better than that. You got some nice detail though.
‎-这不是我画的 -我要知道是谁画的 -I didn't draw it. -I need to know who did.
‎除非我们交换情报 否则我不说 Unless we're exchanging intel, I'm not at liberty to say.
‎我为什么要和一个高中生 Why would I share information about an ongoing murder investigation
分享当下谋杀案的案件信息？ with a high school kid?
‎因为我在奈弗莫尔学院上学 而你没有 Because I go to Nevermore and you don't.
‎你不想在学校里安插耳目吗？ Don't you want eyes and ears behind those ivy-covered walls?
‎听着 维尔玛 你和史酷比那帮人 还是专心做作业吧 Listen, Velma, why don't you and the Scooby gang stick to your homework
‎把调查工作留给专业人士 and leave investigating to the professionals.
‎-怎么了？ -沃克镇长在二号线 -What? -Mayor Walker's on line two.
‎-他想问问有没有最新进展 -喂 亚当斯 -He's looking for an update. -Hey, Addams.
‎让我再看看那张画 Let me see that sketch again.
‎你怀疑画这幅图的人？ The person who drew this, that your suspect?
‎等你给我一些确凿的证据 也许我们可以谈谈 When you bring me some concrete evidence, maybe we'll talk.
‎是的 镇长 一切都很顺利 Yes, Mayor. Everything's going splendidly.
‎我那带刺小海胆 My spiky little sea urchin.
‎-太可怕了 -其实是她的歌声 -That's horrible. -That's actually her singing.
‎我可以和伊妮德聊聊吗？ Is it okay if I talk to Enid?
‎别担心 我可以应付他 Don't worry. I can handle him.
‎谢谢 Thanks.
‎-我是… -卢卡斯沃克 镇长的儿子 -I'm-- -Lucas Walker, mayor's son.
‎最近刚和啦啦队队长 克丽丝斯莫瑟斯分手 Recently split from cheer captain, Chrissy Smothers.
‎是个黑发靓妹 但可能不适合用美黑喷雾 Cute brunette who needs to rethink her spray tan.
‎有点吓人 That's kinda scary.
‎我对八卦很是敏感 在抖音上关注了你们半个年级 I have a nose for gossip and I follow half your grade on TikTok.
‎而且我的室友还揍了你…两次 Oh yeah, and my roommate kicked your butt… twice.
‎星期三是你的室友？ -Wednesday Addams is your roommate?
‎当然 -Sure is.
‎我知道这不是偶然邂逅 I know this isn't a random encounter.
‎所以你为什么坐在这里 卢卡斯沃克？ So, why are you sitting here, Lucas Walker?
‎你一定有所求 You must want something.
‎我有个朋友在哈特科维托尔工作 I've got a friend who works at Hawte Kewture.
‎她无意中听到 你在找一起去锐舞派对的舞伴 She overheard you're on the hunt for a date to the Rave'N.
‎也许我们可以互相帮助 Maybe we can help each other out.
‎我都懒得问你又身处什么麻烦中 Don't want to ask what trouble you're in now.
‎没什么我应付不来的事 Nothing I can't handle.
‎你父亲今天特别沮丧 尽量避开 Your father's in particularly frustrating form today. Avoid.
‎是的 欢迎来到我的世界 Yeah, welcome to my world.
‎你们这周末有锐舞派对 对吧？ You guys have the Rave'N this weekend, right?
‎今天在风向标 大家都在说这件事 It was all the buzz at the Weathervane today.
‎我一定是唯一一个 对这破舞会不感兴趣的人 I must be the only one not obsessed with this stupid dance.
‎所以你不去吗？ So, you're not going?
‎其实我出于自我保护 邀请了别人 Actually, I was forced to ask someone as an act of self-preservation.
‎当然 我想这是常有的事 Sure, that happens, I guess.
‎是谁呢？ So, who is it?
‎泽维尔 Xavier.
‎知道了 Got it.
‎希望你们玩得开心 Hope you two have fun.
‎-我不知道你为什么会生气 -这就是问题所在 -I'm not sure why you're upset. -That's kind of the problem.
‎你可以说我疯了 星期三 但你一直在给我暗示 I mean, call me crazy, Wednesday, but you keep giving me these signals.
‎无法解读你的情绪密码不是我的错 It's not my fault I can't interpret your emotional Morse code.
‎那就让我一吐为快 Then let me spell it out.
‎我以为我们相互喜欢 I thought we liked each other,
‎但你就会做出这样的事情 我不知道自己现在算什么 but then you pull something like this, and I have no idea where I stand.
‎是属于“友谊以上爱情未满” Am I in the "more-than-friend zone"
还是你玩的某个游戏中的棋子？ or just a pawn in some game you're playing?
‎我现在要处理的事情太多了 I'm just dealing with a lot right now.
‎我需要分清轻重缓急 I need to prioritize.
‎谢谢你把话说清楚 Thanks for clearing that up.
‎如果我在你的待办清单上有所上移 记得给我打个电话 I guess, give me a call if I ever move up your to-do list.
‎什么也别说 Not one word.
‎伊妮德不让我把这个放在宿舍 Enid wouldn't let me keep this in our dorm.
‎别担心 我的蜂巢就是你的蜂巢 No worries. Mi colmena es su colmena.
‎我猜这就是那个 在树林里肆意妄为的怪物 I assume this is the creature that's been rampaging in the woods.
‎你也有所耳闻？ You've heard about it before?
‎都是些传言 费茨先生禁止我捕虫 直到另行通知 Rumors. Mr. Fitts banned me from bug-hunting until further notice.
‎说是有只熊在外伤人 我知道那是谎言 Claimed a bear was on the loose, which I knew was a lie.
‎这不符合它们的冬眠时间 Didn't match their hibernation schedules.
‎说到有着利爪的怪物 ‎你能把这个给你室友吗？ Speaking of monsters with sharp claws, could you give this to your roomie?
再帮我美言几句？ Put in a good word for me?
‎我听说她还没有锐舞派对的舞伴 I hear she's still sans date for the Rave'N.
‎尤金 Eugene.
‎我知道她邀请我的可能性几乎为零 但我不在乎 I know the chances of her asking me are next to zero, but I don't care.
‎我会继续努力 直到伊妮德最终能…看到我 I'll keep putting myself out there until Enid finally… sees me.
‎如果她永远不会呢？ And if she never does?
‎她会的 She will.
‎我打的是持久战 I'm playing the long game.
‎我妈妈说等我长大些 人们就会欣赏我了 My moms say people will appreciate me when I'm older.
‎她也许只是想让我好受点 但是… They're probably just trying to make me feel better, but--
‎听着 你我这样的人 本就与众不同 Listen, people like me and you, we're different.
‎我们有着独创见解 是这个巨大的 青春期污水池中无畏的离群者 We're original thinkers, intrepid outliers in this vast cesspool of adolescence.
‎我们不需要这些无聊的仪式证明自己 We don't need these inane rites of passage to validate who we are.
‎所以你也不去锐舞派对吗？ So you're not going to the Rave'N either?
‎其实我会去 Actually, I am.
‎和泽维尔一起 With Xavier.
‎这样啊 I see.
‎我并不喜欢泽维尔 It's not like I like Xavier.
‎我只是有其他目的 I just have ulterior motives.
‎这些画是我能找到的 最有可能阻止这一切的线索 Sketches are the closest thing I have to a lead to try and stop this thing.
‎那个圆圈… That circle…
‎我好像知道那是哪里 I think I know where that is.
‎带我去 Show me.
‎完全吻合 It's definitely a match.
‎你来这里干什么？ What were you doing out here?
‎收集标本 Collecting specimens.
‎这地方是性饥渴吉普赛飞蛾的活跃地 This place is ground zero for horny gypsy moths.
‎你觉得它在里面吗？ You think it's in there?
‎只有一个办法能知道 Only one way to find out.
‎我不喜欢幽闭空间 I'm not a huge fan of enclosed spaces.
‎我有幽闭恐惧症 I'm claustrophobic.
‎如果你听到我大声尖叫 If you hear me screaming bloody murder,
‎很有可能是我玩得很开心 there's a good chance I'm just enjoying myself.
‎这里绝对是它的巢穴 This is definitely its lair.
‎那些是人骨吗？ Are those human?
‎不 我觉得它喜欢鹿肉 No, I think it's got a taste for venison.
‎看这个 Check this out.
‎赚到了 Yahtzee.
‎那是什么？ What is that?
‎确凿的证据 Concrete proof.
‎好了 我不会待太久 All right, I won't be long.
‎只需要找到与爪子的DNA相符的证据 I just need to find something to match against the claw's DNA.
‎你在干什么？ What are you doing?
‎你怎么知道怪物长什么样？ How do you know what the monster looks like?
‎还是这些都是自画像？ Or are these all just self-portraits?
‎怎么 你以为是我？我救了你一命 What, you think it's me? I saved your life.
‎怪物也是 还是说罗文被杀那晚就是你在场？ So did the monster. Or was that you the night Rowan was killed?
‎-你太过分了 -我只是想揭开真相 -You so are out of line now. -I'm trying to uncover the truth.
‎你的作品似乎有一个重复的主题 And your art seems to have a recurring motif.
‎对 Yeah.
‎这个怪物已经在我梦里出现好几周了 This creature's been haunting my dreams for weeks.
‎我试着不去想 但我做不到 于是我就…来这里把它画出来 I try to block it out, but I can't. So I just… come in here and paint it.
‎当我在画这幅画的时候 爪子伸出来抓伤了我 When I was painting this one, claws reached out and took a swipe at me.
‎所以我脖子上才会有这些抓痕 That's how I got these.
‎我以为你能控制自己的能力 I thought you were able to control your ability.
‎-在这件事上不行 -也许是你良心不安 -Not when it comes to this. -Maybe it's your guilty conscience.
‎我跟你说了 我不是怪物 好吗？ I told you I'm not the monster, okay?
‎那你只是碰巧画下了怪物 You just happened to draw pictures of it,
‎甚至画了它巢穴的位置？ down to the location of its lair in the woods?
‎那些梦真是栩栩如生 Those are some pretty vivid dreams.
‎你之前进来过 You were in here.
‎就是之前你在外面被我撞到的时候 Before, when I caught you outside.
‎所以你才邀请我去锐舞派对 对吧？ That's the only reason you asked me to the Rave'N?
‎想要掩盖真相 To try and cover.
‎-你真是不可理喻 -我不是针对你 -You are unbelievable. -It's nothing personal.
‎对 对你来说永远如此 对吗？ No, it never is with you, is it?
‎你有任何在乎的人或事吗 星期三？ I mean, do you even care about anyone or anything at all, Wednesday?
‎滚出去！ Get out!
‎是啊 我知道伊内兹 老是喝得酩酊大醉 Yeah, I know Inez is usually three sheets to the wind,
‎但她一直在给镇长打电话 but she keeps calling the mayor
‎她还在胡扯说老盖茨家的灯还亮着 and she's BS-ing that there's lights on at the old Gates place.
‎所以你开车去看看 确保没有偷住者 So do a drive-by, make sure there's no squatters.
‎这是怪物的爪子 That's the claw of the monster
‎这是潜在嫌疑人的干血样 and that's a dried blood sample from a potential suspect.
‎他曾用它擦拭脖子上的抓痕 He used it to dab scratches on his neck.
‎做个基因测试 看看是否匹配 Run the DNA test and see if they match.
‎抱歉 我是你的小弟吗？ I'm sorry, do I work for you?
‎你要确凿的证据 这就是 You asked for concrete evidence. That's it.
‎你从哪里弄来的？ Where'd you get this?
‎嫌疑人是谁？ And who's the suspect?
‎先测试 然后我再解释一切 Run the test first, then I'll explain everything.
‎我可不玩游戏 亚当斯 I'm not playing games, Addams.
‎我也是 警长 Neither am I, Sheriff.
‎柏妮丝 请给我一份基因检测许可表 Bernice, bring me a DNA authorization form, please.
哼 Hmm.
‎你怎么闷闷不乐的？ Why so glum?
‎午餐时我看到伊妮德了 我问她有没有收到我的蜂蜜 Saw Enid at lunch. Asked if she got my honey.
‎我又不是没警告过你 It's not like I didn't warn you.
‎既然你我都没有舞伴… Since neither you nor I have a date to the dance--
‎-我们应该一起去！ -什么？ -We should go together! -What?
‎不 我是想说我们去监视洞穴 以确认怪物的身份 No, I was going to suggest we stake out the cave and identify the monster.
‎不管它究竟是何方神圣 Whoever it may be.
‎那么…我听说你明天晚上会有空 So… I hear you might be free tomorrow night after all.
‎星期三亚当斯
‎谢谢 Thank you.
‎小费
‎好 保证！ Okay, have fun with it!
‎你看起来美极了！ You look gorgeous!
‎太漂亮了！ So gorgeous!
‎欢迎来到今年的锐舞派对！ Welcome to this year's Rave'N!
‎太美了！好漂亮的上衣！ Oh, beautiful! What a nice top!
‎好好跳支舞吧！ Have a dance for me!
‎欢迎来到锐舞派对 Welcome to the Rave'N.
‎MC嗜血萨克兹
‎这个夜晚他们将永生难忘 Well, here's to a night they'll never forget.
‎但往往事与愿违 Careful what you wish for.
‎你也曾是奈弗莫尔学院的学生 You were a Nevermore student once.
‎难道你不记得锐舞派对上 满是希冀和激动的感觉吗？ Don't you remember being full of hope and excitement about the Rave'N?
‎我只记得满满的失望 All I remember is disappointment.
‎我邀请的那个男孩 为了另一个女孩拒绝了我 The boy I asked turned me down for another girl.
‎其实是魔蒂夏弗伦普 Morticia Frump, in fact.
‎星期三的妈妈？ Wednesday's mother?
‎别让人往潘趣酒里加料 Oh, make sure nobody spikes the punch.
‎今晚我们不能出一点差错 We can't afford a single misstep tonight.
‎我来了 尤金！ I'm coming, Eugene!
‎嘿 你有没有多余的手电筒电池… Hey, did you grab any extra batteries for the flash--
‎泰勒 Tyler.
‎我收到了你的邀请 I got your invite.
‎我猜是你让小东西放进小费罐的吧？ Guessing you had Thing drop it in the tip jar?
‎你猜对了 Good guess.
‎我们上次聊过后 我不知道还能不能再和你说话 但… After our last conversation, I wasn't sure I'd even get to speak to you again, but…
‎你的留言那么真诚… Well, your note was so genuine and…
‎那么贴心 sweet.
‎完全出乎我的意料 Totally took me by surprise.
‎我也是 Me too.
‎既然我来了 Well, now that I'm here,
‎我很庆幸自己来了 I'm glad I came.
‎你需要几分钟吗？ You need a few minutes?
‎真诚又贴心？你怎么能这么对我？ Genuine and sweet? How could you do this to me?
‎你怎么付的钱？ How'd you pay for it?
‎顺手牵羊 倒也合理 Five-finger discount, of course.
‎小东西 不许偷看 Thing, don't look.
‎哇 你看起来… Wow, you look…
‎面目全非？荒谬至极？ Unrecognizable? Ridiculous?
‎女性被男性目光物化的典型例子？ A classic example of female objectification for the male gaze?
‎美极了 Amazing.
‎我是真心的 星期三 你真美 I mean it, Wednesday. You look beautiful.
‎尤金？ Eugene?
‎星期三 怎么回事？ Wednesday, what's going on?
‎不是说要去监视洞穴吗？ What happened to staking out the cave?
‎好 我明白了 那我就自己去树林调查吧 Sure, I get it. Guess I'll check out the woods myself.
‎别自己去 Don't go alone.
‎太危险了 你先别管 It's too dangerous. Stand down.
‎我们明晚一起去 明白吗？ We'll go together tomorrow night, understood?
‎监视洞穴？ Staking out a cave?
‎悍马蜂人永不逃避危险 A Hummer never shies away from danger.
‎那是万恶雪人吗？ Is that an abominable snowman?
‎天哪！你不能这么说 太无礼了！ Oh my God! You can't say that, it's offensive!
‎正确的名字叫雪怪 The correct name is Yeti.
‎抱歉 这里有吗？ Oh, sorry. Do any go here?
‎没有了 1950年代就灭绝了 Not anymore. They've been extinct since the 1950s.
‎我们的科学老师桑希尔老师 是舞会委员会的主席 Our science teacher Ms. Thornhill chaired the dance committee this year.
‎她希望赋予锐舞派对意义 She wanted the Rave'N to feel relevant.
‎所以我们的主题是 气候危机遭遇物种灭绝 So our theme is climate crisis meets extinction event.
‎但比较讲究趣味性！ But in a fun way!
‎知道了 我们上次舞会的主题是 夏威夷之夜 Okay, the theme of our last dance was Hawaiian nights.
‎-雪怪马提尼？ -好… -Yeti-tini? -Yeah--
‎天哪 太抱歉了！我来处理！ Oh my God, I'm so sorry! Let me fix that!
‎伊妮德？ Enid?
‎我就知道是你 I thought that was you.
‎他是你的舞伴吗？ Is that your date?
‎是的 他和我在一起很开心 Yes, and he's having the best time with me.
‎我们都很喜欢这个舞会 We are both loving this dance…
‎都很享受 together.
‎不错 Sweet.
‎你是不是因为某个扎辫子的哥特女孩 才心情不好？ Does your mood have to do with a certain pig-tailed goth girl?
‎她不在这里 She's not here.
‎我们在 We are.
‎你说得对 对不起 You're right. I'm sorry.
‎我的确很喜欢和你在这里 所以… I do really like being here with you, so…
‎-谢谢你最后一刻的邀请 -不要再说星期三亚当斯了 -I appreciate the last-minute invitation. -No more talking about Wednesday Addams.
‎没问题吧？ Deal?
‎哟 快看 Yo, check it out.
‎星期三彻底破茧而出了 Wednesday totally busted out of her cocoon.
‎就像一只骷髅蛾 Like a death's-head moth.
‎看到比安卡的表情了吗？ Do you see Bianca's face?
‎她可要不高兴了 She's not going to be happy.
‎星期三亚当斯 真是个惊喜 Wednesday Addams. What a lovely surprise.
‎桑希尔老师 Ms. Thornhill.
‎-这是泰勒… -加尔平 -This is Tyler-- -Galpin.
‎对 你是要双份卡布奇诺 不要奶泡 两份无糖香草的那位女士 Uh, yeah. Double-cap, no foam, two pumps of sugar-free vanilla.
‎小镇里面没法有什么秘密 It's a small town. It's hard to keep secrets.
‎我去给我们拿点喝的 I'm gonna go get us some drinks.
♪ Been waiting all my lifeFor someone like you ♪
♪ I been waiting all my lifeFor someone like you ♪
‎天哪！我太爱这个造型了！ OMG! I love the look!
‎但你的舞伴选得耐人寻味 Interesting choice of date though.
‎我也想这么说 I could say the same.
‎不是表面上那样 It's not what it looks like.
‎好 因为那个朝圣者 已经在我这里快三振出局了 Good, because that pilgrim already has two strikes in my book.
‎卢卡斯想让他的前女友吃醋 Lucas is trying to make his ex jealous.
‎我想让阿贾克斯吃醋 I'm trying to make Ajax jealous.
这是双赢 It's a win-win.
‎星期三 我没有恶意 Wednesday, I come in peace.
‎真可惜 我带了我的随身狼牙棒 That's a shame. I brought my pocket mace.
‎中世纪的那种 The medieval kind.
♪ I've been waiting all my lifeFor someone like you ♪
‎-真不敢相信你带他来了 -你提这个干什么？ -Can't believe you brought him. -Why are you bringing this up?
‎好像这舞会还不够无聊似的 As if this dance weren't tedious enough.
‎你不知道他对我做了什么 You don't know what he did to me.
‎说来听听 Enlighten me.
‎-你们快到了吗？ -快了
‎马上给他们带来永生难忘的惊喜
‎很抱歉弄脏了你的裤子 I'm so sorry about your pants.
‎在看季后赛结果吗？谁赢了 匹兹堡企鹅还是安纳海姆巨鸭？ Are those the playoffs? Who's winning, the Penguins or the Ducks?
‎-你喜欢职业曲棍球？ -圣何塞鲨鱼队死忠粉 -You follow pro hockey? -Lifelong Sharks fan.
‎我和哥哥们一起长大 I grew up with older brothers.
‎他们说：“你要是不看曲棍球 我们就像唐龙一样对付你” It was like, "Watch hockey or we'll go all Tang Lung on you."
‎你是说《猛龙过江》里的唐龙？ You mean Tang Lung from Way of the Dragon?
‎那是史上最棒的功夫电影！ Only the best kung fu movie ever made!
‎你真是与众不同！ You are different!
‎要不要去跳舞？ You up for getting down?
‎好啊 Yeah.
‎我是尤金奥廷格 Eugene Ottinger.
‎现在是晚上9点整 2100 hours.
‎洞口并无动静 No movement at the cave.
‎没有目标的踪迹 No sign of the target.
‎但是… Although…
‎我刚刚听到了一种罕见的 棒角蚂蚱的叫声 I just heard a rare club-horned grasshopper.
‎是山上稀薄的空气 还是雪怪马提尼让你心烦意乱？ Was it the thin mountain air or the Yeti-tinis that got to you?
‎泽维尔把你去年的所作所为 告诉了我 Xavier told me what you did last year.
‎你和你的朋友在外联日袭击了他 并毁掉了他的壁画 How you and your friends assaulted him and destroyed his mural on Outreach Day.
‎看来总要面对这一刻 I guess that was inevitable.
‎听着 我希望我能说那是个意外 Look, I… I wish I could say that it was an accident,
‎或者说那没有听起来那么糟糕 但那样我就是撒谎了 or that it wasn't half as bad as it sounds, but I'd be lying.
‎他本可以把事闹大 但他没有 And he could have made things a lot worse for me, but he didn't.
‎你为什么要这么做？ Why'd you do it?
‎我可以给你一大堆借口 但是 I mean, I could give you a million excuses, but…
‎但其实我也还在寻找原因 the truth is I'm still trying to figure that out.
‎我被送到新兵训练营 I got sent away to this boot camp
‎然后意识到那不是我想成为的样子 and realized that's not the version of myself I want to be.
‎一个愤愤不平的小镇男孩 把自己面对的烂摊子归咎于别人 A bitter townie that blames everyone else for the shitty hand he's been dealt.
‎听着 我做了件坏事 但我发誓 我不是坏人 Look, I did a terrible thing, but I swear I'm not a terrible person.
‎你以为我会因为一个烂恶作剧 而评判你吗？ Did you think I was going to judge you over some lousy prank?
‎要我的话 只会做得更绝 I would have taken it further.
‎比如把食人鱼放进游泳池？ Like putting piranhas in a swimming pool?
‎我们认识后 我可能稍微调查了下你 I may have done a little digging on you after we met.
‎我还会那么做的 I'd do it again.
‎我就知道我喜欢你是有原因的 I knew there was a reason I liked you.
♪ When the sun goes downAnd the moon comes up ♪
♪ I turn into a teenage goo goo muck ♪
♪ Yeah, I cruise through the cityAnd I roam the streets ♪
♪ Looking for somethingThat is nice to eat ♪
♪ You better duck ♪
♪ When I show up ♪
♪ The goo goo muck ♪
♪ I'm the night headhunterLooking for some head ♪
♪ With a way-out bodyUnderneath that head ♪
♪ Yeah, I'll get you, babyWith a little luck ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm a teenage tigerAnd a goo goo muck ♪
♪ You better duck ♪
♪ When I show up ♪
♪ The goo goo muck ♪
‎走啊！ Come on!
‎我马上回来 I'll be right back.
‎噢 嗨 Oh, hi.
♪ Yeah, the city is a jungleAnd I'm a beast ♪
♪ I want the mostBut I'll take the least ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm a goo goo muck tigerAnd a teenage beast ♪
‎帮我个忙 Do me a favor.
♪ You better duck when I show up ♪
‎把你的护符摘下来 让我忘掉她 Take off your amulet and make me forget about her.
‎-真不敢相信你要我这么做 -你说过无条件满足我的 -I can't believe you'd ask me to do that. -You said no strings.
‎你跟我分手是因为你觉得 我在用海妖之歌操纵你 You broke up with me because you thought I was manipulating you with my siren song.
‎现在你想让我用它 帮你忘掉另一个女孩？ Now you want me to use it to help you get over another girl?
♪ The goo goo muck ♪
‎开干 Let's go.
‎-快点 -拿上了吗？拿着 -Come on. -You got it? Take it.
‎继续拉 走 快点 Keep feedin' it. Let's go. Come on.
‎-让开！ -我来 -Move! Move! -I'll do it.
‎我在想也许这不是个好主意 I was thinking maybe this isn't such a good idea.
‎我不想让我爸爸受到任何影响 I don't want my dad to get any blowback, you know?
‎哥们 我们这么做都是为了你！ Dude, you're the whole reason we're doing this!
‎为了报复那些 毁掉克莱斯通喷泉的怪物！ To get revenge on those freaks for nuking Crackstone's fountain!
‎别告诉我你变得跟泰勒一样软弱 快点 我们走 Don't tell me you've gone soft like Tyler. Come on, let's go.
‎自动洒水器
‎我是尤金奥廷格 现在是10点42分 Eugene Ottinger. 2242 hours.
‎潜在嫌疑人已抵达现场 Potential suspect has arrived at location.
‎天哪 Oh my God.
‎不管是谁发明了高跟鞋 那人的副业显然是酷刑者 Whoever invented high heels clearly had a side hustle as a torturer.
‎正如我亲爱的母亲常说的 As my dear mother always says,
‎“烈火试金 折磨考验女人” "Fire tests gold, suffering tests a woman."
‎说到折磨 你的舞伴呢？ Speaking of suffering, where's your date?
‎我在舞池没看到你和泽维尔 I didn't see you and Xavier on the dance floor.
‎我们发生了小争执 We had a little tiff.
‎其实是因为你 About you, actually.
‎你不知道那是什么感觉 You don't know what it's like.
‎做一个美丽且受欢迎的人？ Being beautiful and popular?
‎永远不知道别人的真实想法 Never knowing people's true feelings.
‎是不是有人喜欢真正的我 If someone likes me for me.
‎那你的护符呢？ What about your amulet?
‎这东西不是万无一失的 It's not foolproof.
‎可以说是小小的预防措施 It's a mild prophylactic, so to speak.
‎泽维尔和我分手就是因为这个原因 That's why Xavier broke up with me.
‎他永远无法完全信任我 He could never fully trust me.
‎最糟糕的是 我也永远无法相信他的感情 The worst part is I could never trust his feelings either.
‎我从不知道那些感情是真是假 I never knew if they were real or not.
‎你很幸运 You're lucky.
‎说来听听 Do tell.
‎你不在乎别人怎么看你 You don't care what people think of you.
‎说实话 我真希望 自己能稍微在乎一点 Honestly, I wish I cared a little more.
‎该来个完美收场了 It's time for the big finish.
‎哟！快11点了 Yo! Almost eleven o'clockity,
‎所以快来舞池酣跳最后一次吧 so haul it out on the dance floor one last time
‎别等到乌鸦说“永不复还”！ before the Rave'N says "Nevermore!"
♪ When I got you next to me ♪
♪ All night, I'll riot with you ♪
♪ I know you got my backAnd you know I got you ♪
♪ So come on, come on ♪
♪ Come on ♪♪ Come on ♪
♪ Let's get physical ♪
♪ Lights out, follow the noise ♪
♪ Baby, keep on dancingLike you ain't got a choice ♪
♪ So come on ♪
♪ Come on ♪♪ Come on ♪
♪ Come on ♪
♪ Let's get physical ♪
♪ Hold on just a little tighter ♪
♪ Come on, hold onTell me if you're ready ♪
♪ Baby, keep on dancing ♪
‎快走！ Let's go!
‎他们都懒得去买真正的猪血 They couldn't even spring for real pigs' blood.
‎只是颜料而已 It's only paint.
‎星期三！你没事吧？ Wednesday! Are you okay?
‎尤金在树林里 他有危险 Eugene is in the woods. He's in danger.
‎-你干什么呢？ -给我爸发信息 他马上过来 -What the hell are you doing? -Texting my dad. He's on his way.
‎-你看到星期三了吗？我找不到她了 -我怎么知道？她是你的舞伴 -Have you seen Wednesday? I lost her. -How should I know? She's your date.
‎-快走 -太疯狂了 -Let's go. -That was crazy.
‎-快点 搬上去 -快走 -Come on. Get it. -Let's go.
‎是你干的？ You did this?
‎真不敢相信我信了你的鬼话 I can't believe I fell for your crap.
‎-伊妮德 在克莱斯通的雕像… -我以为你不一样 -Enid, after Crackstone's statue-- -I thought you were different.
‎我以为你喜欢我 I thought you liked me.
‎-小狼出洞！ -小狼出洞！ -Wolf out! -Wolf out!
‎-小狼出洞！ -小狼出洞！ -Wolf out!
‎-离她远点！ -我们走！ -Get away from her! -Let's go!
‎你没事吧？ -Are you okay?
‎我都不想跟他一起来 I didn't even want to go with him.
‎我想和你一起来的 I wanted to go with you.
‎那你为什么不邀请我？ So why didn't you ask me?
‎因为你那晚放我鸽子 也从未向我解释过 'Cause you blew me off the other night and never told me why.
‎我不好意思告诉你 但我… I was too embarrassed to tell you,
不小心看了眼镜子 but I… accidentally looked in the mirror
然后用蛇眼把自己石化了 and kind of stoned myself with my snakes.
我们应该… Whoa. We should, uh…
‎也许我们应该慢慢来 对吗？ We should probably take it slow. Right?
‎完全同意 Totally agree.
‎尤金！ Eugene!
‎尤金？ Eugene?
‎星期三！这边！ Wednesday! Over here!
‎尤金？ Eugene?
‎尤金 Eugene.
‎天哪！ Oh my God!
‎他还活着吗？ -Is he alive?