‎我喜欢葬礼 I enjoy funerals.
‎自从我可以阅读讣告以来 ‎就一直不请自到 I've been crashing them since I was old enough to read the obituary section.
‎“上帝是我们的避难所和力量…” "God is our refuge and strength…"
‎沃克镇长被谋杀了 ‎我知道凶手就在这里 Mayor Walker was murdered, and I know the killer is here,
‎无辜地站在我们中间 ‎策划着下一步行动 standing innocently among us, plotting their next move.
‎并监视着我的一举一动 And watching everything I do.
‎我知道自己已经接近真相 I know I'm close to the truth.
‎我有着拼图的所有碎片 I have all the pieces of the jigsaw.
‎只需要把一切拼凑到一起 I just need to slot them into place.
♪ What if I'm wrong? ♪
♪ What if I lied? ♪
♪ What if I've dragged you here ♪
♪ To my own dark night ♪
♪ And what if I know ♪
♪ What if I see ♪
♪ There is a crack run right down ♪
♪ The front of me ♪
‎我必须看透悲伤的眼泪和面具 I must look past the tears and masks of grief.
‎迄今为止 我也许不敌对手 稍逊一筹 Until now, I may have been outmatched and outmaneuvered,
‎但最后一战还没开始 but the final gambit has yet to be played.
‎凶手定会露出马脚 The killer will make a mistake,
‎而我会做好准备 and I'll be ready.
‎还是这么犀利 我的双马尾门徒 Still as sharp as ever, my pig-tailed protégé.
‎费斯特叔叔 Uncle Fester.
‎剧名：第七章： ‎“如果你现在不伤害我”
‎你跟踪我多久了？ How long have you been stalking me?
‎我今早才匆匆赶来 ‎心头已然涌起怀旧之情 Just blew into town this morning and was hit by a wave of nostalgia.
‎你不是没有上奈弗莫尔学院吗？ I thought you didn't go to Nevermore.
‎的确 你爸爸才是聪明的那个 I didn't. Your dad got all the brains.
‎但我总是给他惊喜 But I used to drop in on him.
‎一般是咬着匕首从天花板跳到他身上 Usually from the ceiling with a dagger clutched between my teeth.
‎-只是为了让他保持警惕 ‎-当然 -Just to keep him on his toes. -Of course.
‎他告诉我发生了什么 He filled me in on what's been going on.
‎怪物、谋杀、骚乱 Monsters, murder, mayhem.
‎多有趣啊！ What fun!
‎我告诉他 我在波士顿有份活 ‎但我会来看看你 I told him I had a job in Boston, but I'd be checking up on you.
‎什么样的活？ What kind of job?
‎那种我需要找个地方躲几天的活 The kind that means I need somewhere to lay low for a couple days.
‎这地方是我朋友的 This place belongs to a friend.
‎你竟然交了朋友 You've actually made a friend.
‎那可怜的孩子 ‎一定会被装在裹尸袋里送回家 That poor kid will be going home in a body bag.
噢 Oh.
‎-我喜欢有零食的藏身处 ‎-那些蜜蜂在冬眠 -I like a hideout that comes with snacks. -Those bees are hibernating.
‎尤金把它们当孩子看 They're practically Eugene's children.
噢 -Ooh.
‎也就是说不许吃它们！ That means do not eat them!
‎说起来 You know,
‎当你用反对的目光死死盯着我时 when you give me that death stare of disapproval,
‎我会想起你母亲 you remind me of your mother.
‎说到可怕之事 Speaking of scary things,
‎你知道自己面对的是什么怪物吗？ you know what kind of monster you're dealing with?
‎我还没能确定它的身份 I haven't been able to identify it.
噢 Ooh.
‎它是海德 It's called a Hyde.
‎《化身博士》里的？ As in Jekyll and Hyde?
是的 Mm-hmm.
‎你之前见过吗？ You've seen one before?
‎是的 Oh yeah.
‎1983年我在苏黎世 ‎精神病罪犯研究所度假的时候 In '83, during my vacay at the Zurich Institute for the Criminally Insane.
‎第一次做了脑叶切除术 Where I got my first lobotomy.
‎但是脑叶切除术就像纹身一样 ‎能让人上瘾 But you know lobotomies. They're like tattoos. Can't just get one.
‎告诉我海德的事 Tell me about the Hyde.
‎奥尔佳马拉科娃 Ah. Olga Malacova.
‎天啊 她简直是完美的化身 Jeez. She had it all.
‎美丽且聪慧 还有恋尸癖 Beauty, brains, and a penchant for necrophilia.
‎奥尔佳曾是一名钢琴演奏家 Olga was a concert pianist,
‎直到有天晚上 ‎她在弹奏肖邦奏鸣曲的时候变了身 until one night she transformed in the middle of a Chopin sonata.
‎屠杀了十几名观众 Massacred a dozen audience members.
‎还有三个音乐评论家 And three music critics.
‎是什么刺激了她？ ‎还是她自己就变了身？ What triggered her? Or did she just change on her own?
‎不知道 No idea.
‎我只在小组电击治疗中见过她 I only saw her in group electroshock therapy.
‎任何异类书籍里都没提到过怪物海德 There's never been any mention of Hydes in any outcast book.
‎就这奈弗莫尔学院还号称收藏最全 And Nevermore is reputed for having the best collection.
‎你查过纳撒尼尔福克纳的日记吗？ You try Nathaniel Faulkner's diary?
唔 Mmm!
‎在创立奈弗莫尔学院之前 Before he founded Nevermore,
‎福克纳走遍世界 ‎记录了每一个异类社区 Faulkner traveled the world, cataloging every outcast community.
‎你怎么知道的？ How do you know this?
‎你以为你父母现在就知道腻歪 ‎真是的 You think your parents can't keep their hands off each other now, oy vey.
‎有天晚上 我突然去了哥梅兹的宿舍 I showed up unannounced one night in Gomez's dorm room.
‎这么说吧 我没有打断一场枕头大战 Let's just say I wasn't interrupting a pillow fight.
‎费斯特叔叔 -Uncle Fester.
‎那本日记在哪里？ -Yeah. -The diary, where is it?
‎夜影图书馆 Nightshades Library.
‎你爸把我安置在那里 ‎说我应该安顿下来 待上一段时间 Your dad parked me there and said I should settle in for a long stretch.
‎就在那时 ‎我发现了一个漂亮的小保险箱 And that's when I found this nifty little safe.
‎我原本希望里面藏了现金或珠宝 ‎结果却发现一本日记 I was hoping for a stash of cash or jewels but instead I found a diary.
‎我们今晚溜进夜影图书馆 We'll sneak into the Nightshades Library tonight.
‎在此期间 你低调行事 In the meantime, lay low.
‎如果你被发现 If you are discovered,
‎我会和你断绝关系 ‎然后抓住你拿赏金 I will disown you and collect the reward tied to your capture.
‎这是自然 I'd expect nothing less.
‎不许碰蜜蜂 -Leave the bees alone.
‎我的小说一开始 ‎只是一部扭曲的虚构之作 My novel started out as a twisted fiction,
‎但不知何故 ‎现实将其变成了我的人生写照 but somehow reality has turned it into my own personal looking glass.
‎去过盖茨旧宅之后 ‎我心里萌发了许多疑问 My visit to the Gates mansion has left me with so many questions.
‎如果劳蕾尔盖茨20年前就死了 ‎那如今是谁睡在她的卧室里？ If Laurel Gates died 20 years ago, then who's sleeping in her bedroom?
‎那些人为什么会有我的照片？ Why do they have photos of me?
‎那些人和海德有什么关系？ And what is their connection to this Hyde?
‎不管是谁 那些人显然会为了 ‎掩饰自己的秘密而杀人 Whoever it is, they're clearly willing to kill for their secret.
‎古迪预言 这种对答案的追求 ‎将变成对孤独的追求 Goody predicted this quest for answers would become a lonely pursuit.
‎当然 当我需要古迪的时候 ‎她却无处可寻 Of course, Goody's nowhere to be found when I need her.
‎死人和活人一样烦人 也一样不可靠 The dead can be just as annoying and unreliable as the living.
‎嗨 Hi.
‎抱歉 我以为你还在为沃克镇长守灵 Sorry, I figured you were still at Mayor Walker's wake.
‎一下葬我就走了 As soon as the dirt hits the coffin, I'm out.
‎我好像找不到 ‎我那瓶银色的月亮指甲油了 I can't seem to find my bottle of silver moon nail polish.
‎你介意我找找吗？ -Do you mind if I look around?
‎洋子要为朋友举办一个美甲派对 Yoko's hosting a mani-pedi party for her crew.
‎这已经是24小时内你第三次忘东西了 This is the third time in 24 hours you've forgotten something.
‎所以 So,
‎一切还好吗？ how is everything going?
‎我很享受孤独 Solitude suits me.
‎没有烦人的干扰 ‎我的小说就快写完了 With no annoying distractions, I'm almost finished with my novel.
‎我是烦人的干扰吗？ Was I an annoying distraction?
‎-你确实有些烦人的习惯 ‎-比如？ -You definitely had some annoying habits. -Such as?
‎你发短信的时候会咯咯傻笑 ‎全天候都是如此 如痴如醉 You giggle when you text, which is a 24/7 addiction.
‎至少比不上一台让我偏头疼的打字机 At least it's not a migraine-inducing typewriter hammering into my head.
‎你睡觉的时候不是磨牙就是咆哮 When not grinding your canines, you growl in your sleep.
‎相对于深夜的大提琴独奏吗？ As opposed to late night cello solos?
‎你过度参加社交活动 还会抱怨不休 You over-commit to activities, then complain about them.
‎比起你对所有诡异事物的痴迷程度 ‎这不算什么 I'd take that over your obsession with all things creepy.
‎你喷的香水可以熏死一个村子 You could gas an entire village with the amount of perfume you spritz.
‎这都只是我瞬间想到的几点 That's just off the top of my head.
‎看来我很幸运有个新闺蜜 ‎她不会想方设法 Guess I'm lucky with the new bestie that doesn't try to find ways
‎让她接触的每个人都陷入危险 to endanger literally everybody she comes into contact with.
‎事实上 我和洋子太合拍了 ‎所以她求我做她的新室友 In fact, Yoko and I are so in sync that she's begging me to be her new roomie.
‎正式室友 Permanently.
‎-别让我拖你后腿 ‎-享受你的孤独吧 星期三 -Don't let me hold you back. -Enjoy your solitude, Wednesday.
‎如果你还在这里 哪还有孤独可言 It's not solitude if you're still here.
‎费斯特叔叔？ Uncle Fester?
‎费斯特叔叔是谁？ Who's Uncle Fester?
‎你在这里做什么？ What are you doing here?
‎作为夜影社的成员 我不必解释 Since I'm an actual Nightshade, I don't have to explain myself.
‎你大半夜鬼鬼祟祟的借口是什么？ What's your excuse for creeping around in the middle of the night?
‎调查 Research.
‎调查怪物？ On the monster?
‎我帮你省点时间吧 I'll save you some time.
‎这里没有和那怪物有关的东西 There's nothing in here matching that thing.
‎真是巧啊 Isn't that convenient?
‎你知道你的问题是什么吗？ You know what your problem is?
‎我很想听听你的犀利见解 I would love to hear your piercing insight.
‎你不知道谁是你真正的朋友 You don't know who your real friends are.
‎我从一开始就站在你这边 I've been on your side since day one.
‎我还救了你的命 I literally saved your life.
‎别人都不相信的时候 ‎我相信了你的推论 I believed your theories when nobody else did.
‎而我得到了什么？只有怀疑和谎言 And what do I get in return? Just nothing but suspicion and lies.
‎好 你想听实话？那我跟你讲实话 Fine. You want honesty? Here it is.
‎每次怪物袭击时 你都在场 Every time the monster's attacked, you've been right there.
‎就从丰收节上罗文那件事开始 Starting with Rowan at the Harvest Festival.
‎接着在外联日上 Then on Outreach Day,
‎怪物刚消失几分钟 你就出现了 you arrived just minutes after the monster disappeared,
‎但你却说没看到它 yet you say you didn't see it.
‎我不知道靠近现场也是一种犯罪 I didn't realize proximity was a crime.
‎然后是你痴迷于画怪物 Then there's your drawing obsession.
‎你还没见过它 就已经画了几十次 You have drawn the monster dozens of times,
‎至少你是这么说的 ‎你甚至还画了怪物的洞穴 yet you've never seen it. Or so you claim.
‎然后尤金去调查的时候 You even drew where it lived. Then when Eugene went to investigate,
‎你想灭口 ‎这样他就不会泄露你的秘密 you tried to kill him so he wouldn't spill your secret.
‎你觉得我会伤害尤金？ You think I would hurt Eugene?
‎别忘了 在盖茨旧宅泰勒被袭击后 Let's not forget your oh-so-convenient appearance
‎你那么适时地就出现了 after Tyler had been attacked at the Gates mansion.
‎如果我是怪物 If I am the monster,
‎那为什么还没杀了你？ then why haven't I killed you?
‎因为出于某种我无法理解 ‎或沉迷的原因 你似乎喜欢我 Because for some reason I cannot fathom or indulge, you seem to like me.
‎你有什么好喜欢的？ What's to like?
‎你藏这里多久了？ How long have you been lurking?
‎久到能感受到你们之间的张力 Long enough to feel the tension between you two.
‎诶哟！ Yowza!
‎说真的 那股张力 ‎都可以用刽子手的斧头来砍了 Seriously, you could cut it with an executioner's axe.
‎我到哪里都能认出那指尖的声音 I'd recognize the patter of those fingertips anywhere.
‎你好 小东西 Hello, Thing.
‎你不会还在为卡拉马祖那单活生气吧 You can't still be mad about the Kalamazoo job.
‎那不是我的错 It wasn't my fault.
‎你说自己能在30秒内破解那个保险箱 You said you could crack that safe in 30 seconds.
‎结果五分钟后 我们还站在那里 Five minutes later, we were still there.
‎你的手太笨了 You're all thumbs.
‎够了 Enough.
‎放开他 Let him go.
‎告诉我日记在哪里 Show me the diary.
‎就是这里 Here we are.
‎伊基是福克纳的得力助手 Iggy was Faulkner's right hand.
‎训练了一代夜影社成员 Trained a generation of Nightshades.
‎而在伊基伊特身后… And behind Iggy Itt…
‎我是不是还能有空打个盹 ‎还是你能很快破解这箱子？ Do I have time for a snooze, or can you crack this quickly?
‎这简直是卡拉马祖那件事的重演 This is turning into a replay of Kalamazoo.
‎这地方真不错 These are some sweet digs.
‎你怎么给自己弄到了单间？ How'd you swing your own single?
‎我的前室友受不了我的有毒人格 My former roommate couldn't handle my toxic personality.
嗯 Mmm.
‎在这里 Here it is.
‎福克纳把海德描述为天生的艺术家 Faulkner describes Hydes as artists by nature,
‎但同样有报复心理 but equally vindictive in temperament.
‎海德由变异而生 一直处于休眠状态 ‎受到创伤性事件才会苏醒 Born of mutation, the Hyde lays dormant until unleashed by a traumatic event
‎或者通过化学诱导或催眠破除封印 or unlocked through chemical inducement or hypnosis.
‎这个行为导致海德 ‎与其解放者建立了一种联系 This causes the Hyde to develop an immediate bond with its liberator,
‎怪物会将解放者看作自己的主人 who the creature now sees as its master.
‎不管新主人提出什么要求 It becomes the willing instrument of whatever nefarious agenda
‎它都自愿为其效力 this new master might propose.
‎愿意唤醒海德的人都是超级大变态 Anyone willing to unlock a Hyde is a next-level sicko.
‎也就是说 ‎我要找的不是一个凶手 而是两个 That means I'm not looking for one killer but two.
‎怪物和它的主人 The monster and its master.
‎我不是故意吓你 I didn't mean to startle you.
‎我只是在写自己的小说 I was just working on my novel.
‎伊妮德申请 ‎在本学年剩下的时间里与洋子同住 Enid has requested to room with Yoko for the rest of the school year.
‎是吗？ She did?
‎出现争端的时候 When there's a falling out,
‎我愿意分别听听两个女孩的看法 I like to get both girls' perspectives on what happened.
‎你俩之前看起来很亲密 You two seemed as thick as thieves.
‎就连窃贼最后也会反目成仇 ‎我亲眼见过 Ultimately, thieves turn on each other. I've seen it with my own eyes.
‎随便你怎么转移话题 ‎但你我都知道你在乎伊妮德 Deflect all you want, but you and I both know that you care about Enid.
‎你必须承认 ‎她成功地激发了你内心的温情 And you have to admit she managed to bring out a spark of warmth in you.
‎别担心 只是一个小小的火花 Oh, don't worry. Just a tiny spark.
‎一般人几乎察觉不到 但是… Barely perceptible to the average eye, but…
我注意到了 I noticed.‎
‎宿舍生活的一部分意义 Part of the dorm experience is
‎就是在于和那些 ‎你通常不会有联系的人交朋友 making friends with people that you wouldn't normally connect with.
‎而这些友谊往往会变成终身的情谊 And those friendships often turn into lifelong bonds.
‎我宁愿上吊自杀 I would rather buy a rope.
‎承认自己交了个朋友 现在她离开了 Is it really so difficult for you to admit that you made a friend,
‎你可能真的想念她 有这么难吗？ and now that she's gone you might actually miss her?
‎我独自一人也能活 I'll survive alone.
‎一向如此 I always have.
‎如果这是你的决定 ‎我会把申请表交给威姆斯校长 Well, if that's your decision, I'll submit the forms to Principal Weems.
‎费斯特叔叔？ Uncle Fester?
‎嘿！当个独行侠还是有好处的 Hey! Being a solo lobo has its perks.
‎你可以按自己的规则生活 随心所欲 You get to live by your own rules, do whatever you want.
‎看看我就知道了 Just look at me.
‎喂 我得跟你谈谈 Hi. Um, I need to talk to you.
‎不 就现在 No, like… like, right now.
‎我知道那是哪里 Yeah, I know where that is.
‎好 我大概20分钟后跟你碰面 Okay, I can meet you there in, like, 20 minutes.
‎好 再见 Okay. Bye.
‎你在跟谁说话？ Who're you talking to?
‎-这关你什么事？ ‎-我知道你是什么 泽维尔 -It's none of your goddamn business. -I know what you are, Xavier.
‎你能不能离我远点？ Can you stay the hell away from me?
‎你把追踪器放好了吗？ Did you place the tracker?
‎别担心 费斯特叔叔办事绝对靠谱 Don't worry. Uncle Fester's got you covered.
‎好 我们上路吧 Okay. Let's hit the road.
‎ 潘妮的狗狗巡逻队！
‎怎么了？ What?
‎我在出城的路上捡到的 I picked it up on my way out of town.
‎你知道我的 ‎出门在外 我喜欢隐姓埋名 You know me. I like to travel incognito.
‎来啊 我们走吧！ Come on, let's roll!
‎嘿！有什么急事？ Hey! What's so urgent?
‎怎么了？ What happened?
‎我梦见你死了 I had a dream where you died.
‎上车 Get in the car.
‎威姆斯校长 ‎我必须和你谈谈金博特医生的事 Principal Weems, it is imperative I speak with you about Dr. Kinbott.
‎星期三 我们刚好聊到你呢 Wednesday. We were just talking about you.
‎说曹操 Speak of the devil.
‎曹操到 And she shall appear.
‎金博特医生正说着对你的评估 Dr. Kinbott was just discussing your assessment.
‎我需要在她交到法庭之前签字确认 I need to sign off on it before she hands it in to the court.
‎那结果如何 医生？我痊愈了吗？ Well, what's the verdict, Doctor? Am I cured?
‎我很高兴你还有心思开玩笑 ‎因为负责你案子的法官不会有 I'm glad you find it amusing. The judge assigned to your case won't.
‎我跟金博特医生解释过了 I've explained to Dr. Kinbott
‎你最近做了一些微小而有意义的举措 that you've recently been taking small but meaningful steps
‎融入你的新家庭奈弗莫尔学院 towards embracing your new Nevermore family.
‎是的 Yes.
‎我觉得自己已经进入半拥抱阶段了 I think I've actually reached the half-hug stage.
‎我一直在阅读关于催眠疗法的文章 I've been reading about hypnotherapy.
‎这可能是一个很好的疗法 ‎可以解开我的内在人格 It might be a good technique to unlock my inner Wednesday.
‎你很感兴趣吗？ Are you a devotee?
‎是的 非常感兴趣 Yes, very much so.
‎我很高兴你愿意深入探究自己 I applaud your new willingness to delve deep into yourself.
‎我们周一见 I'm seeing you on Monday.
‎到时候再细聊 We can start then.
‎星期三 你有什么急事要谈？ What did you so urgently need to discuss, Wednesday?
‎不急 It can wait.
‎失陪了 Now if you'll excuse me,
‎我还有作业要做 I have some homework to finish.
‎ 风向标咖啡面包店 ‎佛蒙特州杰里科
‎金博特一定是泽维尔的主人 Kinbott has to be Xavier's master.
嗯 Hmm.
‎海德一直处于休眠状态 ‎受到创伤性事件才会苏醒 The Hyde lays dormant until unleashed by a traumatic event
‎或者通过化学诱导或催眠破除封印 or unlocked through chemical inducement or hypnosis.
嗯 Mmm!
‎你在听吗？ Are you listening?
‎她一定发现了他是个海德 ‎于是使用催眠疗法把他唤醒 She must've figured out he's a Hyde and used hypnotherapy to unlock him.
‎这就能解释他们为何会秘密会面了 That would explain their secret sessions.
‎我觉得柜台后面那孩子已经盯上我了 I think the kid behind the counter has clocked me.
‎没错 他走过来了 Yeah. He's walking over.
‎我要给他来个罗马尼亚式沉睡者锁喉 I'm gonna put him in a Romanian sleeper hold.
‎-掩护我 ‎-淡定 -Cover me. -Relax.
‎他对你没兴趣 He's not interested in you.
‎给你做了四份浓缩咖啡 我请客 Uh, made you a quad. On the house.
‎嘿 谢谢你 孩子 Hey, thanks kid.
‎这小家伙也需要续一下 Need a refill on this puppy too.
‎泰勒 这是我叔叔费斯特 -Uh-- -Tyler. This is my Uncle Fester.
哦 啊 Oh. Uh…
‎你好 很高兴… -Hi, it's nice to--
‎那是… Is that…?
‎它叫海德 It's called a Hyde.
‎那晚出现的就是这东西 Whoa, that's it. From that night.
‎你父亲明确说过不让你靠近我 Your father gave you explicit instructions not to be near me.
‎的确 但我爸爸不在 而且我在休息 Yeah, my dad's not here, and I'm on a break.
‎显然海德需要被人唤醒 ‎也就是它的主人 Well, apparently a Hyde needs to be unlocked by someone. Its master.
‎天啊 Holy shit.
‎泰勒 Tyler.
‎我怎么跟你说的？ What'd I say?
Uh…
‎声明一下 星期三想保持距离 For the record, Wednesday was trying to keep her distance.
‎是我主动和她坐在一起的 I was the one that sat down with her.
‎好吧 All right.
‎把这些贴到镇上 Putting these up around town.
‎他是银行抢劫案的嫌疑犯 非常变态 It's a bank robbery suspect, and he's a real creep.
‎-你没见过他吧？ ‎-没有 -You haven't seen him, have you? -No.
‎这人真够显眼的 Yeah, he'd be pretty hard to miss.
‎我会钉在布告栏上 I'll pin it on the bulletin board.
‎何必浪费口舌呢？ Ah, why waste my breath?
‎谢谢 但你不必这么做 Thank you. But you didn't have to do that.
‎你的家人非常…有趣 Yeah, your family's very… colorful.
‎费斯特是家里最无趣的害群之马 ‎够讽刺吧 Ironic considering Fester's the black sheep.
‎他人畜无害 He's harmless.
‎所以 关于重新安排我们的约会… So, about rescheduling our date…
‎我辗转于怪物和叔叔的事… Between the monster and my uncle--
‎不许找借口 Hey, no excuses.
‎想想上次的事 这是你欠我的 Figure after what happened last time, you owe me.
‎我不能偷偷溜出校园 ‎所有人都在盯着我 I can't sneak off of campus. All eyes are on me.
‎你不必那样 You won't have to.
‎我会去找你 I'll come to you.
‎晚上9点 克莱斯通的地穴见 9:00 p.m., Crackstone's Crypt.
‎我并不想她 I don't miss her.
‎朋友是个累赘 会被人以利用 Friends are a liability and can be exploited.
‎成为人们的弱点 That makes them weaknesses.
‎你的任务是在我出去的时候 ‎看好那本日记 Your job is to guard that diary while I'm gone.
‎我会尽快回来 I'll be back as soon as I can.
‎这不是约会 It's not a date.
‎这是差点害他开膛破肚的补偿 It's a quid pro quo for almost getting him disemboweled.
‎看好日记！ Watch that diary!
‎上次有人在这里给我制造惊喜 ‎但结果不尽人意 Last time somebody threw a surprise for me here, it did not go as planned.
‎我保证这一次不会让你昏倒 I guarantee this one won't make you pass out cold.
‎但你确实得闭上眼睛 But you do have to close your eyes.
‎你是认真的吗？ Are you serious?
‎很不幸 是的 Unfortunately.
‎我这么做只是因为我欠你的 I'm only doing this because I owe you.
‎好 小心脚下 Okay. Watch your step.
‎在这里等着 闭上眼睛 Wait here. Close your eyes.
‎好 Okay.
‎慢点 就在这里 Easy. Right here.
‎等一下 One second.
‎好了 你现在可以睁眼了 Okay, you can open your eyes now.
‎怎么？没人带你在地穴里野餐过吗？ What? No one's ever taken you on a picnic inside a crypt before?
‎你对恐怖电影是什么看法？ How do you feel about scary movies?
‎准备好受惊吓吧 Prepare to be horrified.
- ♪ Sun's up, it's a little after 12:00 ♪
♪ Make breakfast for myself ♪
♪ Leave the work for someone else ♪
♪ People say ♪
‎ 《律政俏佳人》
♪ They say that it's just a phase ♪
♪ They tell me to act my age ♪
‎ 返校节女王
♪ Well, I am ♪
♪ On this perfect day ♪
‎那绝对是我们嫌犯的摩托车 That is definitely our suspect's bike.
‎看起来和他一样古怪 Looks as weird as he does.
‎好 他步行不会走太远 ‎所以你们分头去找 All right, he couldn't have got too far on foot. So, you guys spread out.
‎我去湖边看看 I'm going to check down by the lake.
‎那简直是折磨 That was torture.
‎谢谢 Thank you.
‎好 别恨我 Okay, don't hate me.
‎我就直说了… I'm just gonna come out and say it.
‎我希望我们不仅仅是朋友 I want us to be more than friends.
‎你会振作起来的 You'll snap out of it.
‎别这样 Don't do that.
‎不要低估我的感情 Discount my feelings.
‎我不是做朋友的料 ‎更不适合比朋友更亲近的关系 I'm not friend material, let alone more-than-friend material.
‎我会无视你的感受 践踏你的心 I will ignore you, stomp on your heart,
‎永远把我的需要和利益放在第一位 and always put my needs and interests first.
‎你可以继续推开我 但那是没用的 Yeah, you can keep trying to push me away. It's not going to work.
‎我差点害死你 I almost killed you.
‎我没死 I survived.
‎-新手运气罢了 ‎-我比你想的要坚强 -Beginner's luck. -I'm tougher than you think.
‎你在犯错 You're making a mistake.
‎也许是吧 Probably.
‎肯定是的 Definitely.
‎搞什么？ What the hell?
‎泰勒 Tyler.
‎爸爸？你怎么来了？ Dad? What are you doing here?
‎管理员在湖边发现了一辆摩托车 The school groundskeeper found a motorbike by the lake.
‎跟银行劫匪偷走的那辆吻合 It matches the description of the one the bank robber stole.
‎还有一艘独木舟不见了 ‎我想他可能躲在乌鸦岛上 There's a canoe missing. Figured he might be on Raven Island.
‎我懒得问这是什么情况 ‎但就当我从没见过你们俩 I'm not going to ask what this is, but I never saw the two of you here.
‎明白了吗？ You got it?
‎真是服了 走吧 Unbelievable. Come on.
‎日记… The diary…
‎小东西？ Thing?
‎小东西 Thing…
‎费斯特？费斯特 救命！ Fester? Fester, help!
‎救命！小东西没反应了 Help! Help! Thing's not moving.
‎-它被捅了！ ‎-把它放到桌子上！ -He was stabbed! -Get him on the table!
‎振作起来 小东西 Oh, come on, Thing.
‎它走了 星期三 He's gone, Wednesday.
‎不 它没有 小东西 No, he's not. Thing.
‎你要是能听到… If you can hear me…
‎如果你死了 我就杀了你 if you die, I will kill you.
‎再来 Go again.
‎快！再来 拜托了！ Now! Again, please!
‎有那么一瞬间 ‎我们以为你死了 伙计 For a minute, we thought you'd picked your last lock, buddy.
‎是谁干的？ Who did this to you?
‎背后捅刀子 懦夫 Knife from behind the back. Cowards.
‎我发誓不管是谁干的 都将万劫不复 I promise that whoever did this to you will suffer.
‎而且将是缓慢的 And it will be slow,
‎漫长的 long,
‎令人痛不欲生的痛苦 and excruciatingly painful.
‎我会把它缝好 I'll stitch him back up.
‎他们找到了你的摩托车 所以… ‎ They found your motorbike, so…
警长就在附近 你得走了 the sheriff won't be far. You need to go.
‎也许下次偷点不那么显眼的东西 Maybe next time steal something a little less conspicuous.
‎那还有什么意思？ Where's the fun in that?
‎好吧 今晚我就藏在这里 All right. I'll lay low here tonight,
‎照顾病人 明天一早我就走 keep an eye on the patient, and I'll skedaddle in the morning.
‎那我们就在你提审时 ‎或者下次家庭聚会上见了 I guess I'll see you at your arraignment or the next family reunion.
‎你永远都会是我的最爱 星期三 You'll always be my favorite, Wednesday.
‎一定要告诉普格斯利这一点 Be sure to tell Pugsley that.
‎这会让他心神混乱 It'll give him a complex.
‎我想这不是瞎搞的恶作剧 I'm guessing it's not some kind of random prank.
‎洗劫我房间的人 ‎还偷了纳撒尼尔福克纳的日记 Whoever ransacked my room also stole Nathaniel Faulkner's diary.
‎那本日记 ‎本应该安全地锁在夜影图书馆里 That's supposed to be safely locked in the Nightshades Library.
‎所以你确实知道那本日记 So you do know about that diary,
‎这说明你也知道 ‎我们在找的怪物叫海德 which means you also know the monster we're after is called a Hyde.
‎谢谢 桑希尔女士 剩下的就交给我吧 Thank you, Ms. Thornhill. I'll take it from here.
‎没问题 如果需要我 我就在走廊那头 Of course. If you need anything, I'll be right down the hall.
‎福克纳花了很多年研究海德 Faulkner spent years studying Hydes.
‎他想确定它们是否只是无意识的杀手 He wanted to determine if they were just mindless killers
‎还是能意识到自己的行为 or conscious of their actions.
‎他的结论是什么？ What was his conclusion?
‎得出结论之前 他就被海德杀死了 He was killed by a Hyde before he could reach one.
‎其他人试图继续他的研究 Others tried to carry on his research,
‎但海德无法预测且非常暴力 but the Hydes were too unpredictable and violent.
‎30年前 奈弗莫尔学院 ‎正式禁止再研究它们 They were officially banned from Nevermore 30 years ago.
‎一直以来 你都知道那个怪物是海德 All of this time, you've known the monster was a Hyde.
‎为什么不告诉警长？ Why didn't you tell the sheriff?
‎因为那样奈弗莫尔学院就完了 ‎ Because then Nevermore is done.
彻底完蛋 ‎永久关闭 Over. Shut for good.
‎我不会让这种事在我的监管下发生 And that's not happening on my watch.
‎但我不是唯一有所隐瞒的人 But I'm not the only one withholding.
‎如果你有怀疑的人 就必须告诉我 If you suspect someone, you need to tell me.
‎为什么？ Why?
‎一直以来 你都只是给我施压 妨碍我 All you've ever done is gaslight and obstruct me.
‎只要你的名誉犹在 ‎你就不在乎死多少人 You don't care how many people die, as long as your reputation is safe.
‎我是在保护奈弗莫尔学院这个大家庭 ‎其中也包括你 亚当斯小姐 I am protecting our Nevermore family, which also includes you, Ms. Addams.
‎跟我来 Come with me.
‎我有关于沃克镇长谋杀案的线索 I have information about Mayor Walker's murder.
‎这些是从我爸电脑上打印出来的 Printed these off my dad's computer.
‎看起来他想追踪什么人 Seems he was trying to track down someone.
‎叫劳蕾尔盖茨的？ ‎看起来他在外联日之后就开始了 Laurel Gates? Looks like he started right after Outreach Day.
‎他一定是在那里认出了她 Must have recognized her there.
‎根据英国警方的说法 ‎劳蕾尔是溺水身亡 According to British police, Laurel was presumed drowned,
‎但没有找到尸体 but no body was ever recovered.
‎一年前 一位90岁的糖果厂女继承人 ‎买下了盖茨旧宅 The Gates mansion was purchased a year ago by a 90-year-old candy heiress.
‎然后她神秘去世 ‎并把所有财产送给了照顾她的人 She then mysteriously died and gave all of her belongings to her caregiver,
‎特蕾莎L格劳 Teresa L. Glau.
‎是劳蕾尔盖茨这个名字的变型 It's an anagram for Laurel Gates.
‎劳蕾尔偷偷买下了她的老房子 Laurel secretly buys her old house
‎然后换个一个身份 回到杰里科 and then comes back to Jericho as someone else.
‎为什么？ Why?
‎向所有她认为 ‎造成她家庭不幸的人复仇 Revenge on all the people she blames for her family's misfortunes.
‎你父亲 Your father.
‎验尸官 The coroner.
‎我的父母 My parents.
‎最重要的是奈弗莫尔学院 Most of all, Nevermore.
‎那怪物又是如何与这一切产生关联？ How does the monster fit into all of this?
‎那怪物叫海德 ‎它一直在执行劳蕾尔的命令 The monster is a Hyde. It's doing Laurel's bidding.
‎她控制着它 She controls it.
‎你知道劳蕾尔是谁 是吗？ You know who Laurel is, don't you?
‎星期三 我们今天没有预约 Wednesday, we don't have an appointment scheduled today.
‎我过来还东西 I wanted to return something.
哦 Uh…
‎我在你儿时房间里找到的 I found it in your old childhood room.
‎我知道你是劳蕾尔盖茨 ‎你回杰里科是为了复仇 I know you're Laurel Gates, and you've come back to Jericho to seek your revenge.
‎沃克镇长也知道了 ‎所以你必须杀他灭口 And so did Mayor Walker, which is why you had to kill him.
‎有谁能比一个心理医生 ‎打着探望另一个病人的幌子下 Who better to slide in and out of the hospital undetected
‎更能神不知鬼不觉地进出医院呢？ than a psychiatrist under the guise of visiting another patient?
‎你不是在指控我谋杀镇长吧？ You're not actually accusing me of murdering the mayor?
‎你留在尤金房间的玫瑰 ‎是你露出的马脚 The roses you left in Eugene's room were your mistake.
‎那些花和我在你童年床边 ‎发现的品种一样 They're the same variety I found near your childhood bed.
‎我真的不知道你在说什么 I honestly have no idea what you're talking about.
‎像你这样资历优秀的心理医生 ‎会选择在小镇杰里科 There's only one reason an overqualified psychiatrist like yourself
‎这样的穷乡僻壤定居 原因只有一个 would settle in the inconsequential backwater that is Jericho.
‎这样能让你肆意探究 ‎那些困扰缠身的年轻异类 It allowed you to crawl through the troubled, young minds of outcasts
‎直到你找到一个可以操控的人 ‎来实现你的复仇 until you found one that you can manipulate to exact your revenge.
‎你知道吗？ You know what?
‎我没时间应对你的妄想症 I don't have time to deal with your delusional fantasies.
‎我有个病人出现了紧急状况 I have a patient emergency.
‎谁？泽维尔吗？ Who? Xavier?
‎你们在你车里进行的秘密治疗 ‎我都知道 I know all about the secret sessions you've been holding in your car.
‎我还找到了你用催眠唤醒海德的洞穴 I also found the cave where you've been holding sessions to unlock his Hyde.
‎你太不像话了 You are so out of line.
‎你知道海德有多暴力且不可预测吗？ Do you know how violently unpredictable a Hyde can be?
‎你计划在泽维尔背叛你之前 ‎就把他关起来 It was your plan to have Xavier committed before he could turn on you too.
‎星期三 你需要帮助 Wednesday, you need help.
‎这次我无能为力了 More help than I can give you.
‎你打给谁？泽维尔吗？ Who you calling? Xavier?
‎雷诺兹法官 Judge Reynolds.
‎我会提议 ‎让你留在青少年精神病院接受观察 I'm going to recommend you stay in a juvenile psychiatric facility.
‎别费力了 你我都知道一周时间 ‎我就能拿下那地方 Oh, please. You and I both know I'd be running that place in a week.
‎就到这里了 劳蕾尔 Time's up, Laurel.
‎威姆斯校长 我是瓦莱丽金博特 Principal Weems, it's Valerie Kinbott.
‎星期三亚当斯刚闯进了我的办公室 Wednesday Addams just barged into my office.
‎我不知道星期三今天有心理理疗 I wasn't aware that Wednesday had a session today.
‎她没有 而且她的行为很是疯狂 She didn't, and her behavior was completely irrational.
‎金博特医生？ -Dr. Kinbott?
‎金博特医生？ Dr. Kinbott?
‎ 杰里科综合医院 急诊
‎她去世了 She's gone.
‎金博特医生死了 Dr. Kinbott's dead.
‎这种事到此为止了 This ends now.
‎知道吗？你得离我的地盘远点 You know what? You need to stay out of my space.
‎这话送给你自己 You need to take your own advice.
‎这是你落在我房间里的 You left that in my room.
‎其实是你落在小东西身体里的 Actually, you left it in Thing.
‎你去见金博特医生有多久了？ How long have you been seeing Kinbott?
‎你是不是… Have you…?
‎我在说什么？ ‎显而易见 你一直在监视我 对吗？ What am I saying? Of course you have. You've been spying on me, right?
‎因为我是你幻想中的恶棍 'Cause I'm the villain in your fantasy.
‎我父亲认为我的心理健康 ‎是他需要解决的公关问题 My father thinks that my mental health is a PR problem that he needs to manage.
‎他不想让自己的问题儿子被小报报道 He wanted to keep his troubled son out of the tabloids.
‎我没去你房间 I wasn't in your room.
‎信不信由你 Believe me or don't believe me,
‎我不在乎 I don't care.
‎你的画技愈发纯熟 Your painting's been improving.
‎我尤其喜欢这一幅 I enjoy this one in particular.
‎感觉像是你的亲身经历 Feels like you really lived it.
‎-你想怎样？ ‎-明明是我在问问题 -What do you want? -I'm asking the questions.
‎罗文的吸入器 ‎为什么会在你的棚子里？ What is Rowan's inhaler doing in your shed?
‎还有尤金的眼镜？ Or Eugene's glasses?
Whoa, whoa.
‎还有你跟踪我拍的这些照片？ Or these stalker images you took of me?
‎-不 我… ‎-别忘了你最新的战利品 -No. I-- -Don't forget your latest addition.
‎金博特的项链 Kinbott's necklace.
‎-不 有人栽赃我！ ‎-不许动！ -Somebody planted that stuff! -Freeze!
‎把刀放下 跪在地上 Drop the knife. Down on your knees.
‎把他铐起来 Cuff him.
‎-你有权保持沉默 ‎-什么？ -You have the right to remain silent. -What?
‎但你所说的每一句话 ‎都将作为呈堂证供 Anything you say can and will be used against you in court.
‎你有权聘请律师 You have the right to an attorney.
‎如果无力负担 法庭将为你指派一位 If you cannot afford an attorney one will be appointed.
‎谢谢你的帮助 亚当斯 Appreciate the help, Addams.
‎是你！你陷害我！ You! You framed me!
‎我是被陷害的 I'm being set up.
‎我就该让罗文杀了你 I shoulda let Rowan kill you.
‎嘿 Hey.
‎你回来了 You're back.
‎我就离开几天 这地方就被毁了 I'm gone for a few days, the place gets trashed,
‎小东西还差点没命 ‎总得有人照顾你们两个 and Thing almost dies. Someone's gotta look out for you two.
‎-你不是要和洋子同住吗？ What happened to rooming with Yoko?
‎-洋子人很好 Yoko's great.
‎我只是发现自己要一些界限 I just decided I needed a few more boundaries.
‎不用贴胶带了 Skip the tape.
‎别告诉我 星期三亚当斯变得心软了 Don't tell me Wednesday Addams is mellowing out.
‎永远不会 Never.
‎更像是进化 More like evolving.
‎好 那就一次退一寸胶带 慢慢来 Well, one inch of duct tape at a time.
‎为什么突然改变心意？ Why the sudden change of heart?
‎因为我们合得来 Because we work.
‎虽然讲不通 但的确如此 We shouldn't, but we do.
‎就像是某种怪异的不正常友谊 It's like some sort of weird, friendship anomaly.
‎关于我 你全都说对了 Everything you said about me is true.
‎但我不为此道歉 But I don't apologize for it.
‎再也不会了 Not anymore.
‎这就是我 It's just who I am.
‎小东西说它很想你 Thing said he missed you.
‎我也很想它 I missed him too.
‎泽维尔的事我很遗憾 I'm sorry about Xavier.
‎我不觉得 他是个骗子 也是凶手 I'm not. He's a liar and a killer.
‎而且…被证明是正确的感觉最爽了 Besides… there's nothing quite like the feeling of being proven right.
‎除了能有人分享 Except maybe someone to share it with.
‎小东西说漏了你和泰勒的约会 Thing may have blabbed about your date with Tyler.
‎情况如何？ So how'd it go?
‎被人打断了 It was interrupted.
‎好吧 我听说泰勒今晚上夜班 Well, I heard Tyler's working the late shift…
‎我们打烊了 We're closed.
‎那你应该把门锁上 Then you should lock your doors.
‎外面真的有怪物 There's some real sick people out there.
‎是的 我爸爸告诉我泽维尔的事了 Yeah, my dad told me what happened with Xavier.
‎挺疯狂的 Pretty nuts.
‎那家伙看起来还挺正常的 That guy always seemed so normal.
‎作为一个异类来说 You know, for an outcast.
‎其实 Well, you know,
‎这让我重新审视一些事情 it has made me re-evaluate things.
‎比如什么？ Like what?
‎比如我能信任谁 Like who I can trust.
‎这是不是说明你准备跟我建立 ‎高于朋友的关系？ That mean you're ready to be more than friends?
‎嘿！ -Whoa, hey!
‎你没事吧？ You okay?
‎我得走了 I need to go.
‎什么？ What?
‎怎么了？ Wh… What's wrong?
‎星期三！ Wednesday!
‎不难想到 我的初吻男孩 Of course the first boy I kiss
‎其实是变态 是个连环杀人狂怪物 would turn out to be a psychotic, serial-killing monster.
‎看来我确实有喜欢的类型 I guess I have a type.