末日巡逻队 第三季 第三集
如果你忽略我们似乎已经死了的事实 I mean, if one ignores the fact that we appear to be dead,
那这还挺安静祥和的 it's almost peaceful.
我们真他妈死了吗 Are we seriously fucking dead?
你他妈逗我呢 Are you fucking kidding me?
你他妈逗我呢 我们才他妈没死 Are you fucking kidding me? We're not fucking dead.
是啊 我们只是在过河嘛 没什么大不了的 Sure, we're just crossing the river. It's all good.
不好意思 你希望我告诉你你是对的吗 Oh, I'm sorry, did you want me to tell you you were right?
那个发射死亡射线的大绿个是坏人 That the big green guy with the death ray was bad?
-对 -行 你赢了 蓝眼睛 - Yeah. - Fine. You win, blue balls.
太荒唐了 不管死没死 我们都要离开这里 This is horseshit. Dead or not dead, we're busting outta here.
-我们哪也去不了 -闭嘴吧 废物 - We're not busting out of here. - Shut it, sack.
听着 我们把这些人踹进水里 Listen up, we bum rush the Jawa,
然后立刻就离开这里 we get the hell out of Dodge.
没错 Fuck, yes.
问题 Question.
还有其他人开始觉得有点恐怖吗 Is anybody else starting to feel a little freaky?
那是什么味道 What is that?
好像是 臭鸡蛋 Smells like... eggs?
咋的了 Hello?
怎么回事 What's going on?
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后 期 咖啡·Lee
总 监 屯栗子
各位 Guys?
你们回来了 Hey, you're back...
寄给德克路80号的常驻居民 俄亥俄州克洛弗顿 邮编43191
胡说 Crap.
纱线 Yarn?
不不不 No, no, no.
不不不 不不不 No, no, no, no, no, no.
不不不 No, no, no.
你们现在开心了是吧 Are you happy now? Huh?
你们要是在的话 我会骂你们的 If you were here, I could be yelling at you!
但你们把我留在这 一个人 But you left me here all alone!
现在我失去了最好的朋友们 And now I lost the best friends I've ever had!
我本来不该在这里的 I wasn't even supposed to be here!
是我 干的 I did this.
愚蠢的度假提议是我提的 That dumb resort was my idea.
奈尔斯把我的命运交给了我 Niles handed me my destiny.
他真的把命运的钥匙给了我 但我干了什么 He literally gave me a key to my destiny and what did I do?
我度假去了 I went on vacation.
克里夫 Cliff.
你今天好吗 How we doing today?
你他妈逗我呢 Are you shitting me?
爸 Dad?
谁 Who?
是我 克里夫 你儿子 It's me. Cliff. Your son.
-克里夫 -没错 - Cliffie? - Yup.
我他妈的 Christ on a bike.
自从上次分别 你可真是变了很多 是吧 Life's taken a turn since I saw you last, huh?
当然 这里是天堂吗 Sure. Is this heaven?
30秒前 我都会觉得这里是天堂 Well, up until about 30 seconds ago, I would've sworn it was.
不过你到底是怎么了 What the hell happened to you anyway?
好吧 其实 既然你问了 Actually, since you're asking,
上次一别 我去做了做少数派类型的超级英雄 sort of became a minor superhero since you last saw me.
没想到是被加尔克斯 杀戮者 Didn't think it would've been Garguax The Decimator's
用外星死亡射线夺取了生命 但是没办法 alien death ray that finally got me, but here we are.
外星死亡射线是吗 Alien death ray, huh?
你瞎比吹什么我都信 儿子 Well, whatever cranks your tractor, son.
跟你说过要小心脚下 儿子 Told you to watch your footing, son.
妈妈 Mom?
快点 维克多 我们可不会爬一天 Come on, Victor, we don't have all day.
等等 妈妈 等等 Wait, Mom. Hold up!
我亲爱的小凯
你回来了
奶奶
我简直不敢相信
来吧亲爱的 有肉桂牛奶
没关系 奶奶 她是简
简
没错
简 这是我的奶奶
来吧 Come.
多萝西回家了 太棒了 Hooray! Dorothy's home. Yes.
葬礼办得如何 开心吗 How was the burial? Was it amazing?
我父亲的葬礼吗 还行吧 Um, my father's burial? It was fine.
棒极了 我有几个消息 不是很好的消息 Awesome. I have some news, actually, some not-so-great news.
不过你别担心 我有备用计划 But not to worry because I have a plan.
什么消息 What news?
这是什么 What is this?
不不不不不 No, no, no, no, no.
现在最讨人嫌的是克里夫 因为他碎着来的 Now, the real bitch was Cliff 'cause he came in a few pieces,
但只要有这把焊枪就万事好说 but it's nothing a welding torch couldn't handle.
绷带简直救命了 But the bandages? Lifesaver.
在解冻前可以保证尸体不腐 They'll preserve the bodies until the ground has thawed.
葬礼是5月5号 Cinco de Mayo burial.
等等 Hold on.
对吧 太符合简的风格了 Right? Right, that's so Jane.
太符合了 So Jane.
-拉瑞 -怎么 - Larry? - What?
你怎么把我们死了的朋友安排在晚餐桌上 Why did you arrange our dead friends at the dining room table?
因为让他们独自在运送箱里 Because leaving them jammed
很奇怪也很变态 in the shipping boxes was weird and morbid.
说真的 多萝西 Seriously, Dorothy.
他们现在看着不奇怪和变态吗 And they don't look weird and morbid now?
从活人的视角去看 我能明白你的意思 Actually, seeing this through fresh eyes, I can see your point.
天哪 Oh, God.
拉瑞 没关系 Larry, it's okay.
-我给大家做点薄煎饼吧 -好的 - How about I make us some pancakes? - Okay.
我来帮忙 Here, let me help.
救命 Help!
救命 救命 Help! Help!
怎么了 What happened?
丽塔 我在面糊里看到了丽塔的脸 Rita! I saw Rita's face in the batter.
她的脸在薄煎饼面糊里 我发誓 Her face was in the pancake batter, I swear to God.
万一她被困在炼狱里了呢 I mean, what if she's stuck in purgatory?
我真看到她了 多萝西 你得相信我 I saw her, Dorothy. You have to believe me.
她要是没死呢 What if she's not dead?
我们需要帮助 We need help.
英国伦敦
克里斯特尔应该在外面等着 I think Crystal should wait outside.
首先 你把我当空气一样 First off, it's bullshit when you talk about me
当着我的面谈论我的事很不妥 艾德文 like I'm not standing right here, Edwin.
拜托 伙计 你知道她不喜欢 Come on, mate, you know she doesn't like it.
你也是这样 You're doing it, too.
我知道你们这情调 我们已经死了 I know you guys have this, "Oh, we're dead,
做鬼友做了30年 and we've been best ghost friends for 30 years... "
40年了 Like 40 years.
怎么他妈都行 查尔斯 Whatever the fuck, Charles.
我现在也是侦探社的一员了 别把我排除在外 I'm a part of the detective agency now, so don't leave me out.
你是社里还能死的那部分人 You're the part of the agency that can still die.
你想死吗 因为这很危险 Do you want to die? 'Cause this is dangerous.
如果我们直接杀了她 就不会有问题了 If we simply killed her, this wouldn't be an issue anymore.
你敢就再说一遍 Say that again. I dare you.
我说到点子上了 对吧 Struck a nerve, did I?
那是一辆救护车 That is an ambulance.
-观察细致 克里斯特尔 -闭嘴 艾德文 - A keen observation, Crystal. - Shut up, Edwin.
我觉得我认识这辆救护车 Hold up a tick. I think I know this ambulance.
丹尼 是你吗 Danny, is that you?
你居然认识救护车 You know an ambulance?
他们之前是条街吧 对不对 Used to be a street, didn't they?
他们要我们跟着走 They want us to go with them.
该走了 丹尼的王牌们 We should go, Danny's aces.
我们正在调查一起案件 We're in the middle of a case.
我们回来他肯定还会好好地在这里 He'll totally still be there when we get back.
谢谢 丹尼 Thanks, Danny.
房子真不错 Hi. Nice mansion.
-看看这两位 -老天爷 - Look at these two. - Dear lord.
我问到绷带味了 对吧 Ugh, can smell bandages from here, can't I?
我们可以听到你的声音 Uh, we can hear you.
不 Oh, no.
等等 谁 Wait, who?
你可以听到男孩们的声音吗 You can hear the boys?
别傻了 我们当然可以 Don't be dotty, of course we can.
你们都是鬼魂 现在却站在我们面前 You're ghosts, and you're standing right in front of us.
丹尼推荐了你 Now, Danny recommended you.
你们是死亡男孩侦探社 You are the Detective Agency?
没错 That we are.
来解决一切超自然谜团 Here to solve any and all super supernatural mysteries.
鬼魂 诅咒 其他非地球生物 Hauntings, curses, otherworldly creatures,
只要奇怪的东西都可以找我们 anything strange, really.
我们也是精挑细选来这里解决谜题的 We're selectively here to solve mysteries.
这房子多久了 How old is this house?
很久了 是个非常可爱的房子 Old. And it's a perfectly lovely house.
你们的服务怎么收费 Now, how much do you charge for your services?
我们得吃饭 你知道 Uh, well, we have to eat, you know?
我得吃 他们不吃 Or I have to eat, they don't eat.
好吧 真的很有意思 Okay. Um, this has been super fun,
现在你们可以走了 but you can leave now.
不 别走 你们可以拿到可观的报酬 No, stay. And you'll be paid fairly.
但不许胡乱搞 But no funny business.
可以吗 Deal?
你为什么要这样 Why would you do this?
我不知道 安慰一下 I don't know. Comfort?
天啊 我不好不是已经够明显的了吗 Hey, Jesus, isn't it clear that I'm not doing okay?
这些孩子就是丹尼想出来的绝好办法 These kids are Danny's big idea?
你们派魔法救护车来找我们的好吗 You lot sent the magical ambulance to get us, right?
听着 如果你们俩是鬼 我为什么能看到你们 Okay, listen, if you two are ghosts, so why can I see you?
离死亡很近的人 People who have been close to death
或者被吓得魂不附体的人 可以看到 or extreme horrors can see us.
懂了 Copy that.
好了 说正事吧 Okay, let's get down to business.
为了联系你的朋友 我们需要你的私人物品 To contact your friends, we'll need a personal item.
需要一个人来做导管 And we'll need a person to be the conduit.
你是灵媒 你不能当导管吗 You're a psychic. Can't you do it?
抱歉 我已经不干让灵体附身那一套了 Sorry, I don't let spirits inside me anymore.
可能会出差错 It can go sideways.
-她受过伤 -闭嘴 艾德文 - She has damage. - Shut it, Edwin.
不论如何 Anyway...
应该得是跟你们想找的人 it should be someone with a strong connection
有紧密链接的人 to whoever we're trying to reach.
拉瑞今早在薄煎饼面糊里看到丽塔的脸了 Oh, Larry saw Rita in the pancake batter this morning.
或者我就是悲伤过度产生了幻觉 Or, you know, I'm hallucinating from grief.
那么你是一具悲伤木乃伊吗 So you're a very sad mummy then, yeah?
如果丽塔还能跟外界联系 那她可能还有意识 If Rita is reaching out, she might still be conscious.
也就是说这个绷带男可以做导管 That means bandages here is the conduit.
这就是你死后的生活 So, this is your afterlife?
喝啤酒 打猎是吗 You drink beer, hunt?
当然了 Of course you do.
其实我把这里称作我的快乐之地 Actually, I call it my happy place.
看看吧 Have a look.
你做这个干什么 The hell you do that for?
你会喜欢的 吃起来像鸡肉 You're gonna love it. Tastes just like chicken.
那马翼飞行物本来很漂亮的 结果你 That horse-winged thing was beautiful and you just...
你毁了它 You just destroyed it
就像你毁灭生命中其他东西一样 该死 like everything else in your life, you son of a bitch.
我知道你他妈心心念念想搞我 Hell, I know you tried your ever fucking best to screw me up.
让我成了不称职的父亲和丈夫 但知道吗混蛋 Make me a bad father, a bad husband, but guess what, asshole?
没用的 你毁不了我 因为到最后 It didn't work. You couldn't destroy me because in the end,
我还是认识了我女儿 我的孙子 I knew my daughter. I knew my grandson,
而且他们也知道我 and you know what? They knew me.
我可爱的克拉拉生了个儿子 My sweet Clara had a boy, huh?
你说我可爱的克拉拉吗 你有什么操心的 Oh, you mean my sweet Clara? What do you care?
该死 Hot damn.
你什么意思 你可爱的克拉拉 What do you mean, your sweet Clara?
克拉拉根本不是你的 There's no such thing as your sweet Clara!
我从未见过她笑得如此开心
她曾笑容满面
热爱歌舞
这小姑娘的灵魂是如此的鲜活
没事的
我知道发生了什么
你当然知道
无论任何理由 我尽我所能
让她待在我身边 远离他
然后一个早晨...
他们不见了
他无法忍受我知道的一切
然后他带走了她们
我的埃琳娜
我亲爱的小凯
我只有一个职责
照顾她们
结果还是让他把她们带走了
我让那姑娘失望了很多次
说实话 我不知道她为什么还把我留在身边
我是说...
我们都死了
我杀了她
然而...
她是如此的不可思议
你养大的姑娘无与伦比
上帝知道事情无法十全十美
但我知道一件事
他无法再伤害她
很好
我知道你很震惊 维克多 信息量很大 I know you're reeling, Victor. It's a lot.
你想谈谈吗 You wanna talk about it?
事故之后... After the accident...
在我们失去你后 after we lost you,
爸爸救了我的命 Dad saved my life.
他和尖端科研实验室让我成为了钢骨 He and S.T.A.R. Labs gave me the name Cyborg
然后 我不知道 and, I don't know,
从那以后我就成了超级英雄 I've sort of been a superhero ever since.
不管怎样 还在努力 Trying to anyway.
听起来像是你父亲会做的事 That sounds like something your father would do.
妈妈 Mom...
我很抱歉 我不是... I am so sorry. I didn't mean...
不 不 别因为那件事 No, no. Do not blame yourself
就责怪自己 for a single solitary thing.
你听到了吗 Do you hear me?
看这个 Look at this.
我每天都在这美丽的森林里远足 I am out here every day hiking amongst all this beauty.
我现在过着最好的生活 维克多 I'm living my best life here and now, Victor.
好的 Okay.
我还从没听你说过 你还会远足 I never heard you talk about hiking a day in your life.
你说什么 你父亲和我经常远足 Uh, I beg your pardon. Your father and I hiked
-还有攀岩... -好了 等等 什么时候的事 - and rock climbed, too... - Okay, now, hold up. When?
早在你出生之前 笨蛋 Long before you came along, chump.
我遇到了一个人 I met somebody.
这就是我来的目的 Now, this is what I'm here for.
名字 Name?
罗尼 她很好 妈妈 Roni. She's cool, Mom.
她是真实的 She's real.
她让我看清了事实 She just opened my eyes,
但她很痛苦 but she's got a lot of pain.
她做了一些很坏的事 And she's done some real bad things.
我知道我应该是个英雄 And I know I'm supposed to be this hero,
但我得再给她一次机会 but I just had to give her another chance.
那是我唯一感觉对的事 That was the only thing that felt right.
无论有什么风险 No matter the risk.
当然 爸爸说... Of course, Dad says...
维克多 我才不在乎你爸说了什么 Victor, I could give a rat's ass what your father said.
也许他选择把你变成某种钢化武器 Maybe he chose to turn you into some sort of cybernetic weapon,
但作为需要对此负一半责任的母亲 but as your mother who was half responsible for this,
我很骄傲看到我养大的 I'm proud to see the sensitive, thinking,
敏感深思富有同情心的孩子还活得好好的 compassionate man I raised is alive and well.
现在拿上这个走吧 Now take this and come on.
我们快到了 We're almost there.
这些都是丽塔的 These are all Rita's?
如果试图联系上我们的一个朋友 If we're trying to reach one of our friends,
我们每个都要尝试 we're trying them all.
好吧 你是灵媒 他们是做什么的 Okay, you're the medium. What do they do?
艾德文对处理想溜进拉瑞体内的 Edwin has an extensive working knowledge
死灵生物有丰富的经验 of dead creatures that might try to slip into Larry.
查尔斯有大量武器 Charles has a stockpile of weapons,
作战服 还有些烦人的东西 costumes, generally upsetting shit.
好的 那是做什么的 Okay, what's that for?
是个棒球棍 It's a baseball bat.
因为我们在美国 'Cause we're in the States.
别多管闲事 Mind your business.
天呐 Oh, God.
孩子们 萝卜 Boys. Turnip!
你们所有的色鬼都用同一个安全词 All of your sex ghosts have the same safe word.
仅供参考 Just FYI.
他们需要一个包房 They need a cabinet particulier.
就是浪漫约会的私密房间 It's a private room for romantic trysts.
说实话 我活着的时候常听见这句话 Honestly, it's a perfectly commonplace phrase when I was alive.
等等 我有发现 Wait, I've got something.
但如果这是丽塔 我感觉... But if this is Rita, I'm sensing...
就好像她在这里 但在另一边 it's like she's here and on the other side.
什么意思 What does that mean?
这不正常 所以我也不清楚 但是... It's not like a normal thing, so I don't exactly know, but...
拉瑞 叫丽塔的名字 Larry, call out to Rita.
-丽塔 丽塔 能听到吗 -拉瑞 - Rita? Rita, can you hear me? - Larry?
拉瑞 我们被困在 Larry, we're trapped in...
感觉像是地狱 It feels like hell.
-我想就是地狱 -不是地狱 - I think it's hell. - It's not hell.
相信我吧 Trust me.
-那是谁 -丽塔 我是多萝西 - Who was that? - Rita, it's Dorothy. Hello.
你说你跟其他人一起 You said you were with the others?
我们被困在某种 We're under some kind of
黑色通道里了 灯光照不进来 black tunnel, with lights that pass by.
听上去是灵魂通道 Sounds like the tunnel of souls.
他们还在路上 They're still being processed.
那他们还没完全死 你知道他们是什么吗 So they're not gone? Do you know what they are?
技术上说 Technically.
别担心 丽塔 Don't worry, Rita.
我们会去救你们 你们会没事的 We're going to come and get you. You'll be okay.
好吧 这可不在计划内 Right, that is not the plan.
等等 你不需要跟我打架 Wait! You don't have to fight.
我们做了我们说过要做的事 Well, we did what we'd said we do,
我们会把发票邮件发过来 and we'll email you an invoice.
你们想去往生世界 你们自己看着办吧 If you wanna go to the afterlife, do it yourselves.
等等 Wait, wait.
等等 我们不知道方法 Wait. We don't know how.
求你了 Please.
我先失去了母亲 然后是父亲 I lost my mom and then my dad.
我不能连朋友也失去 他们是我的全部了 I can't lose my friends, too. They're all I have.
你失去了 You lost...
这不是我们的问题 This isn't our problem anymore.
克里斯特尔 Crystal.
听着 想象一下 Look, imagine what it's like
如果你知道能把家人带回来的办法 to know there might be a way to get your family back.
但是你不可能独自一人完成 But you can't do it without help.
好吧 我们去吗 Right, we going?
我觉得或许应该帮助他们 I think maybe we should help.
快滚吧 你知道死神在找我们 Oh, fuck right off. You know Death is looking for us.
在往生世界四处游荡 Parading around in the afterlife
看起来很容易引起他的注意 seems like a keen way to get her attention.
跨越生死可不是个小忙 Crossing over is a big ask.
我们平常一般不会做这种事 克里斯特尔 We don't usually go in for that sort of thing, Crystal,
-你知道的 -等等 等等 - and you know it. - Whoa. Hold up, hold up.
真的有死神存在吗 There's an actual Death?
真的是死亡的头目 Like an actual capital "D" Death
在寻找你们俩吗 that is looking for you specifically?
-别管闲事 -我说的就是这个 - Mind your business. - This is what I'm talking about.
很不一样 很害怕 Yes, it's different and whatever, scary.
没错 你们要冒的风险会比我大 And yes, it is riskier for you two than it is for me.
但是艾德文 没人像你那样了解往生世界 But Edwin, no one knows the afterlife like you.
查尔斯会保护你 And Charles will protect you.
我不需要查尔斯的保护 I don't need Charles to protect me.
不管怎样我都得去 是吧 I'd do it anyway, won't I?
你说你办这个侦探社是为了帮助别人 You say you started this agency to help people,
让自己在有限的时间里有一个往前走的目标 to have a purpose with all this time on your hands.
你想成为侦探小说里的那号人 You want to be like those guys from the detective novels.
好吧 我投赞成票 Okay, I vote we help.
我也是 I also vote we help.
-什么 -抱歉 - What? - Sorry.
-我也赞成 -没你什么事 - I vote you help, too. - You don't get a vote.
好吧 Fine.
如果我们被抓 你肯定会很难过 克里斯特尔 But if we get caught, you'll feel absolutely gutted, Crystal.
好样的 勇敢的年轻人 There he is. There's a brave lad.
好吧 拉瑞 我们跟你一起去 Okay, Larry. We'll go with you.
你跟丽塔的联系 Your connection to Rita
将成为黑暗中唯一的一点光亮 will be a bit of a flashlight in the dark.
不不 你看 因为我是活人 No, no. See... 'Cause I'm alive.
如果我是活人 我怎么跟你一起去 And if I'm alive, then how could I go with you?
爱死了 Love this.
你得灵魂出窍才行 You're going to astral project.
灵魂会离开你的身体 So your soul will leave your body.
就像负能量魂魄那样 Oh, just like the negative spirit.
不是那样 Not like that.
抱歉 别介意 Sorry, never mind.
给 拿着 Here. Take this.
集中注意 你看到了什么 Concentrate. What do you see?
太空梭 好像 Oh, it's a space shuttle. Yeah. Like...
该死 Fuck!
怎么回事 God! What the...
你刚才究竟 快看 What... What did you just... Look, look.
看着我 Wha... Look at me.
好吧 我们从这里进 Right. We enter here.
别走远 Stay close to us.
艾德文非常了解 Edwin has a proper knowledge
这边的世界 of how things work over on this side.
我们会在这边照料 We'll keep an eye on things here.
我以为的往生世界不是这个样子 Uh, this is not what I expected the afterlife to look like.
这里不是往生世界 This isn't the afterlife.
更像是通往往生世界的路 It's more like a road to the afterlife.
这条路可以去很多地方 It's a road to a lot of places.
艾德文1916年就死了 所以他在这待过很久 Edwin's been dead since 1916, so he spent a lot of time here.
这个球棒是对付死神用的吗 That bat is in case we see Death?
我知道你这个举动非常成年人 Okay, I get that you're doing the very adult thing
用幽默掩饰焦虑 of using humor to hide anxiety,
但你是个观光游客来的 记得吗 but you're a tourist here, right?
死神可不是开玩笑 Death is no joke.
其实她人很好 身材也很赞 Death's quite nice, actually. And she is super fit.
你要担心的是她的手下 It's the things that work for her you have to worry about.
我女儿不可能跟你这种混蛋处的好 There's no way my daughter reconciled with a shitheel like you.
那你这种混蛋呢 How about a shitheel like you?
不一样 Not the same.
你相信自己想要的东西 克里夫 Well, you believe what you want, Cliffie.
事实上 你把自己的头切了 而凯特 The fact is, you decapitating yourself and Kate
又开始了一段长久圆满的恋情 kicked off a long and fruitful relationship.
胡说 Bullshit.
说实话 你这一套和克拉拉父女情深的说辞 Honestly, the whole love-in with Clara
差点让我想跟你和你妈妈重归于好 almost made me wanna do a do-over with you and your mom.
真的 好啊 Really? Okay.
反正我们要永远困在一起了 Since we're stuck together for all eternity,
你想要重归于好 那就来吧 you want a do-over, let's do a do-over.
我先开始 去你的 I'll start. Fuck you!
我恐怕不是这样 儿子 I'm afraid that's not how it works here, son.
我只是个欢迎委员会 I'm just a welcoming committee.
你的永远在那边 Your forever is that way.
好啊 如果这意味着我能永远离你远远的 Good. If it means forever getting away from your ass,
我这就走 sign me up.
没话说吗 That's it?
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
我之前提到我父母的时候 Um, wh... When I mentioned my parents earlier,
-你的表情 -怎么了 - your face was... - What about it?
没什么 只是你的表情看上去 Oh, nothing. It just looked like maybe...
听着 我玩游戏是为了分散自己的注意力 Look, I'm playing this game to distract myself
好不想我刚刚让最好的朋友陷入了危险的事 from the fact I just sent my best friends into, like, danger.
如果你有问题 直接问 If you have a question, just ask.
你的父母也死了吗 Are your parents dead, too?
我的轨道赛车 My slot car?
你怎么在这 小东西 What're you doing here, little buddy?
看 那是克里夫 Wait, that's Cliff.
这是不是意味着克里夫能听见我们 Does that mean Cliff can hear us?
这感觉不太科学 It's not an exact science,
但是我觉得这意味着他还没死透 but I think it means he's not fully dead yet.
真的吗 Really?
我们也许可以和他们所有人联系 Maybe we can reach them all.
等等 Wait!
怎么回事 What the fuck?
这棵树真吓人 这一定是我们的目的地 Okay. This tree is terrifying. Must be where we're headed.
我们现在要进入往生世界了 Now we enter the afterlife.
但是打开门的代价 是疼痛 But the price to open the door is... pain.
你 你没必要这么做的 You, uh, you don't have to do that,
艾德文 我们能找到别的方法进去 Edwin. We can find another way in.
我有些疼痛 I've got some pain.
我能提供些额外的疼痛用来开门 I... I can afford to spare some pain to open the door,
不管怎么样 我来吧 or whatever. I'll do it.
你真是个好人 That's nice of you.
只是 It's just...
你看到那个手柄了吗 You see that lever?
那就是我的疼痛 That's my pain.
我得把它拔下来 I have to pull it.
查尔斯在他死的时候 没有真正去过死后世界 Charles never officially crossed over when he died,
而你并没有真的死亡 and you're not actually dead.
我是这个地方唯一认识的人 I'm the only one this place knows.
我来吧 I'll get to it.
不然的话 我就真的是个糟糕的侦探了 I'd be a right shit detective if I didn't.
请拿好这个 Hold this, please.
好了 All right.
好了 我们走吧 Oh, yeah. Let's get to it.
好 太好了
去厨房 自己找点饼干吃
我们得谈谈你们下一步要做什么
我觉得
我觉得我们可以留在这里
亲爱的
恐怕这不可能
但是 她在这很开心
你和她相处得很好
而我不知道我还能这样多久
如果我让她失望了怎么办
有可能
而这有可能会让你崩溃 像我一样
但是你会做我做过的事
你会心怀这痛苦
带着痛苦 有所作为
你会生存下去
知道吗
我只知道 做这些娃娃能缓解痛苦
谁知道原因呢
当我制作这个简时
我就知道她会是所有娃娃里最坚强的
并不完美 但很坚强
你怎么会知道
因为那也是奶奶的名字
是时候了
你的笔刷
怎么回事 What the fuck?
我本来应该奔赴冥界了 I was supposed to go to my afterlife.
我也是 Same.
守护者 他们守护着隧道 The Watchers. They mind the tunnel.
让灵魂们去该去的地方 Keep the souls in place.
对 我们得避开他们 Right, just we'll want to avoid them.
他害怕水 He's afraid of water.
-为什么 -隐私 - Why? - It's private.
你很好管闲事吧 You're nosy, right?
我会保证他的安全 I'll make sure he's fine.
我不是害怕 I'm not scared.
只是 你们懂的 Just... You know.
我们懂 We know.
好 那我们说清楚了 All right, just so we're clear.
我之前在跟查尔斯说话 I was saying to Charles earlier,
你们似乎很喜欢彼此 非常喜欢 it seems like you like each other... A lot.
就好像 你也许有种感觉 Like, maybe you have feelings that...
他是我的伙伴 He's my mate.
别那么愚钝 Don't be crass, all right?
即使我喜欢他 Even if I did, it...
这也不正常 it wouldn't be normal.
既然不正常 我又为什么要说起 It wouldn't be normal, so why talk about it?
抱歉 我只是 Sorry. I just, uh...
我以前也这么想 I used to think that.
但是这是正常的 现在来说 But it is normal. Now.
现在不是1916年了 明白吗 I mean, it's not 1916, you know?
是的 我跟你不一样 Right. Well, I'm not like you.
但是多谢你的关心 But thanks for the concern.
他是不是快要崩溃了 Um, is he about to freak out?
我很好 多谢 I'm brilliant. Thanks.
我死于体温过低 在一个湖里 Died of hypothermia in a lake.
但什么都不能阻挡我查案 But anything for a case. Right?
这条河更阻止不了我 That river can sod off.
这才是好小子 没必要担心 There's a lad. No worries at all.
如果有我要起到手电筒的作用 Um, if this is the part where I'm a flashlight,
为什么这东西还不发光 why isn't it glowing?
那只是个道具 克里斯托尔给你 That's just a prop Crystal gave you
是为了让你更有安全感 to make you feel more comfortable.
-她就是那么狡猾 -她真厉害 - She's slick like that. - She's good.
你会感知到她的 You'll just... feel her.
理论上来说是这样 In theory.
-理论上 -我们怎么知道 老兄 - In theory? - Fuck it if we know, mate.
希望你没指望我们帮你找人 Hope you weren't counting on us for this part.
我们要出发了吗 还是 Right. So are we doing this or...
你 石头在你那 You, uh... You got that stone?
我和你爸爸以前每一次来这的时候 Your father and I used to have this ritual
都会做这个仪式 that every time we would come up here,
我把石头放在这棵树下面 他说我疯了 I would put a rock under this tree and he would call me crazy.
他说的对吗 Did he have a point?
也许吧 但我有颗装满石头的树 Maybe. But I got a tree full of rocks.
那就是你要走的路 儿子 That's your path, son.
我什么 My what?
你的往生世界 Your afterlife.
好了 维克多 我正在竭尽全力不哭出来 Okay, Victor. I'm doing my best not to cry here.
所以你能帮我们两个人忙吗 So could you do us both a favor
快走上那条路 and get your butt over there?
你之前是什么意思 What did you mean
你说爸爸选择将我变成武器 when you said Dad chose to make me into a weapon?
他说他别无选择 He said he had no choice at all,
这是他唯一能救我的方法 that this was the only way to save me.
维克多 等你走过那条路 Victor, when you walk down that path,
这里发生的一切都是你的选择 anything that happens from here is your choice.
-集中注意 -妈妈 - Focus on that. - Mom.
你父亲选择将你变为英雄 Your father chose to make you a hero.
那很糟糕吗 Was that so wrong?
这是什么 What's this?
没什么 我正试着 Oh, it's nothing. I... I was trying to...
-太蠢了 -试着跟别人联系 - It's stupid. - Trying to contact someone else?
我和我爸爸 My dad and I
每次都会在他来看我的时候 used to watch Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
看《威力·旺卡和巧克力工厂》 every time he'd visit me.
你可以跟我说的 You could have just told me.
-你有点紧张 -是的 - Well, you're a bit intense. - Yeah.
而且我没怎么和其他少女相处过 And I haven't spent a lot of time around other teenage girls.
我想我紧张了 So, I suppose I was nervous.
别说这些了 我们交朋友吧 All right. Let's cut the shit and just be cool girls.
我唯一的朋友是两个死掉的男孩子 My only friends in the world are two dead boys,
我担心他们 and I'm worried about them,
但是 只有一点点担心 but, like, only, like, a little bit worried.
他们可以自己搞定的 I mean, they can handle themselves.
但是 还好我们还有彼此陪着 But, like, it's good that we have each other.
是啊 你怎么认识他们的 Yeah. How, how did you meet them?
我不知道怎么和男孩子相处 I wouldn't know where to begin with boys.
一个名叫大卫的恶魔附身了我一年多 A demon named David possessed me for over a year.
我做了很多坏事 I did terrible things.
艾德文和查尔斯 Edwin and Charles,
最终是他们把恶魔从我体内驱逐出去 were the ones who finally evicted him from my body.
我们就是这么认识的 That's how we met.
他们很勇敢 是吗 They're brave, aren't they?
他们当侦探有几十年了 I mean, they've been doing this for, like, decades.
是啊 我觉得他们很勇敢 So, yeah, I guess they are brave.
但是多萝西 我们只是一群小屁孩 But Dorothy, we're all just a bunch of fucked up kids
想要扮演侦探 试着振作起来 trying to hold shit together by playing detectives.
-我们都有自己担子 -比如恶魔大卫 - We've all got baggage. - Like, with David the demon?
是的 Yeah.
大卫在被驱逐出去时夺走了我的东西 David took some things from me on his way out.
是关于我父母的所有记忆 All of the memories of my parents.
任何能让我了解 让我找到他们的记忆 Anything that would help me know them or find them.
所以我的任务是找到大卫 So my mission is to find David,
把他干掉 拿回那些记忆 fuck him up and get those memories back.
好艰辛啊 That's a lot.
人们总说 最好继续生活 People say that it's better to move on.
你爸爸的死 他们也会这么对你说的 They'll say that to you about your dad, too,
这是个明智的建议 and, um, it's wise advice.
但是别管那些人 But screw those people.
不要坐在大房子里 独自伤心 Don't sit in this big house feeling sad.
如果你觉得可以的话 找个方法和你爸爸联系 Find a way to reach your dad if you think you can.
多萝西 我们都知道 Dorothy, we both know
这个世上能发生各种各样疯狂的事情 there's all kinds of crazy shit in this world that can happen.
成长时有目标是很重要的 Growing up with goals is important.
对我来说 有私人恩怨对我的心理状态 For me, having a personal vendetta is, like,
非常健康 really healthy.
丽塔在哪 Where's Rita?
不清楚 也许她逃出去了 Unclear. Maybe she escaped.
那我们还等什么呢 So what the hell are we waiting for?
也许她逃出去了 也许更糟呢 Maybe she escaped? Maybe something worse.
谁他妈在乎 Who fucking cares?
我们要他妈的逃出去 我们要复活 We're getting the fuck out of here. We're gonna live again.
我要成为这个世界上 And I'm gonna be the best fucking grandfather
最他妈好的外祖父 the world ever saw,
所以我就能戳着我爸的额头 so I can fuck my father in the forehead
让他永远记住 forever for thinking
他别再想着教克里夫·斯蒂勒怎么当外祖父了 he could out-grandpappy Cliff fucking Steele.
你他妈逗我 Are you shitting me?
丽塔 Rita?
拉瑞 Larry?
丽塔 Rita?
-丽塔 -拉瑞 - Rita? - Larry.
我找到你了 I got you.
真是个合适的拥抱 Now that's a proper hug.
-这是谁 -我晚点告诉你 - Who? - I'll tell you later.
现在好了 我们完蛋了 Steady now. We're in for it.
-守护者 -守 你干什么 - Watchers? - Watch... What do we do?
不好意思 这应该 I'm sorry. Is that supposed to...
这是美国 美国往生世界 我要用棒球棍 It's the States, it's an American afterlife, I'm using the bat.
好吧 Okay.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
拉里 你不是应该在木星之类的地方吗 Larry? Shouldn't you be on Jupiter or some shit?
你知道 有趣的是 不是真正的我 You know, funny, it's not actually me.
那是灵魂出窍 It's an astral projection.
我真的不在乎 I actually don't care.
好的好的 Yep, yep.
是时候制作火鸡了 哪条路回家 Okay. Time to taxidermy this turkey. Which way's home?
我觉得你不该那么做 Yeah, I'm thinking you shouldn't have done that.
谁把法官哈利波特带来的 Who brought judgy Harry Potter?
那个女人是谁 Who's that lady?
-那没有女人 -她为死神工作 - That's no lady. - She works for Death,
还有她不是为你来的 and she's not here for you.
看看这个 你们这些淘气的男孩 Well, look at this. Oh, you naughty boys.
我很高兴你们恢复理智了 I'm so glad you've come to your senses.
查尔斯 艾德文 Charles. Edwin.
几乎该睡前清点了 所以一个个过来 Almost bed checks, so come along.
为什么你他妈不回去呢 Why don't you back the fuck up, girl,
趁我们还没对你动手的时候 before you get a boot up your ass.
不不不 事情不是这么做的 No, no, no, no. That's so not how any of this works.
不要让她靠近你 艾德文 你明白吗 Not letting her anywhere near you, Edwin. You got that?
你找到了一个小玩具吗 Did you find a wee toy?
我背包里存着些东西 I've got quite a collection in my bag.
这是我的专长 对吧 It's kinda my thing, innit?
什么鬼 What the fuck?
查尔斯 这很淘气 Charles. That stung.
还不错 Good for you.
糟了 Oh, shit.
我们不是来这里停留的 We didn't come back here to stay.
我们在那边还有很多要帮助的人 We've got too many people who need our help,
你不能阻止我们 and you can't make us.
我不再怕你了 I'm not afraid of you anymore.
你可以滚开自己做睡前清点了 So you can take your bed check and fuck off.
你们快跑 All of you, go!
明迪 Mindy.
你不记得我了 You don't remember me.
没关系 It's okay.
永远不要让他们看到你出汗 Never let them see you sweat.
离开这里 Get out of here.
她可以做任何她想做的事 She can do whatever she bleeding wants to.
我们需要去河那里 现在 We need to get to the river. Now.
去他妈的 我们搞定了这些 Fuck that. We fucked up those freaks
在黑暗中发光的睾丸 with the glow-in-the-dark testicle thingies,
我们也能搞定这个蜘蛛脸女人 we'll fuck up that face-like-a-spider woman, too!
快去 Go!
-这个人是谁 -我完全不知道 - Who is that guy? - I have no idea.
去你的 怪异蜘蛛脸女士 Spin on this, weird spider-face lady!
搞什么鬼 What the fuck?
这只是呕吐物 It's just vomit.
看 Look.
往生世界的经历太刺激 You know, in all the afterlife excitement,
我还没来及问你关于太空的事 I never asked you about space.
很惊讶你这么快回来了 Surprised you're back so soon.
我也很惊讶 Yeah, so am I.
让我们把这当成一个体验吧 Let's just say it was an experience.
但是我回来了 But I'm back.
少了一个乘客 Minus a passenger.
拉里 Oh, Larry.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
我会好的 I will be.
谢谢 Thank you.
往生世界试图救我们的是谁 Oh, hey, who was that guy that tried to save us in the afterlife?
一个老朋友吗 An old friend?
完全没头绪 Not a clue.
也许他找错了丽塔 Maybe he had the wrong Rita.
也许吧 Maybe.
你爸爸朝飞马开枪了 Your dad shot a pegasus?
这就好像 That's like,
比射杀一只数十亿的独角兽还糟糕 worse than shooting a unicorn by magnitudes of billions.
我觉得我需要帮助 I think I need help.
我会挺过去的 I'm gonna make it out of here.
活着挺过去 With the living.
我也会 Me too.
拒绝访问
-我没有要 -吃掉 - I didn't ask... - Eat.
我们都需要自己的力量 We all need our strength.
所有人 我要宣布一件事 Everybody, I have an announcement.
我真的很高兴你们都安全 I'm truly glad you're all safe,
你们是我拥有过最接近家庭的人 and you're the closest thing to a family I've ever really had...
但她要离开了 But she's leaving.
失败者 Losers.
他们是对的 我要离开 但只是暂时的 They're right. I am. But just for a while.
我需要去找一些东西 I need to find a few things.
好吧 我们希望你找到你所寻找的东西 Well, um, we hope you find what you're looking for.
显然是我们所有人都要离开 That was patently for all of us.
你真的不是很善于观察 Subtlety is really not your strong suit.
等等 你和眼镜现在是朋友了吗 What, are you and goggles pals now?
我猜你们很像 真的 Guess you're a lot alike, really.
你们都是严肃 阴郁 悲观 All severe and moody and pessimistic.
也许我们是 走开 查理斯 Maybe we are. Bugger off, Charles.
玩得开心 孩子们 Have fun, you kids.
别担心我们 我们很好 Don't worry about us. We're great.
你他妈的是谁 Um, who in the sweet mercy of fuck are you?
问得好 Hmm, good question.
现在 有谁想喝点茶吗 Now, who would like some tea?