末日巡逻队 第三季 第十集[本季终]
巴斯河国家公园
兄弟 你还好吗 Hey Buddy? You okay?
没事了 It's okay.
你会没事的 You're gonna be okay--
-拉瑞 -我很好 我们没事 - Larry? - I'm good. We're good.
你还好吗 Are you all right?
这太糟了 This is bad.
我们之前也曾遭到重创 伤痕累累 We've been here before, battered, bruised.
但我们恢复过来 东山再起 But we lick our wounds and rise from the ashes,
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比之前更强 stronger than ever before.
你真要现在给我们做群众大会演讲吗 Are you seriously trying to give us a rally speech right now?
翻 译 屯栗子*3
是的 因为这正是我们要做的 I am. Because that's exactly what we're going to do.
翻 译 碎的绝对*2
振作精神 去佛罗里达救克里夫 Rally and march to Florida, and save Cliff.
我明白了 你已经翻篇了 Oh, I get it. You've flipped your pancake.
翻 译 屯栗子*2
你没注意到吗 Have you not been paying attention?
车全毁了 The bus is totaled.
校 对 屯栗子
拉瑞的虫子正在发疯 Larry's worm is going haywire.
看看简 Look at Jane!
时间轴 Caroline Jessie
简会恢复的 她一向如此 Jane will spring back. She always does.
一切都会好的 Everything will be fine.
后 期 咖啡·Lee
都会好的 她刚在尖叫 It's gonna be fine. She screamed.
总 监 屯栗子
孩子们总在尖叫 Kids scream all the time.
小凯 Kay?
看到了吗 See?
她像株百合花一样醒了 She's back, like a spring lily.
时间刚刚好 Not a moment too soon.
这两人认为 我们该调头回去 These two were of the mind that we should turn around
而不是继续前往佛罗里达 你能相信吗 instead of continuing to Florida. Can you believe it?
是的 我觉得我现在的状态帮不了任何人 Yeah, I don't think I'm in any shape to help anyone right now.
那就这样吗 So, that's it?
我们真要抛弃克里夫吗 Are we really just going to abandon Cliff?
我们能搞定这一切 We can fix this.
我们必须搞定这一切 We have to fix this.
你不明白吗 Don't you get it?
我们出车祸不是因为简尖叫 We didn't crash because Jane screamed
或拉瑞对那东西失去控制 or Larry lost control of that thing.
他说得对 我们不是这块料 He's right. We're not built for this.
不再是了 不是 Not anymore, no.
自从我认识你们 我们总在争论这一点 Since I've known you all, we've always argued this point.
但如今 我终于明白你的立场 无比清晰 but now, I finally see your side. Crystal clear.
我们不是超级英雄小队 We're not a super team.
不是吧 Oh, no!
我以为这一切都结束了 I thought we were done with all this.
不行 无论你要做什么 我都不想参与 No. Whatever you're up to, I want no part of it.
你对永恒鞭挞的结果不满意 You were unsatisfied with the results of The Flagellation.
但只要你看到 But if only you could see
它对全球人民的影响 the effect it had on people across the globe.
我只看到劳拉·德米尔 The only thing I saw was Laura de Mille
突然离开 全身而退 不思悔改 waltzing off completely unscathed and unrepentant.
-你不了解情况 -你也不了解 - You don't know that. - Nor do you.
所以我要赤手空拳去做这件 So, I'm going to do with my bare hands
你用歌舞和面具鸟都做不到的事 what you couldn't with song and dance and masked fucking birds.
这是马尔科姆想要你做的吗 Is this what Malcolm would've wanted for you?
我们永远不知道 We'll never know.
她背叛了我们所有人 丽塔 She betrayed us all, Rita.
但我知道她并未彻底迷失 But I know she isn't completely lost.
你也没有 And neither are you.
-该死的 -你好 女士 - Oh, fuck! - Bonjour, madame.
我他妈在哪里 Where the fuck am I?
这是兄弟会堆垃圾的地方 This is where the Brotherhood deposits its garbage.
什么 What?
克里夫·斯蒂勒
往好的方面想一想 Look on the bright side.
我花了大半晚考虑 I've spent the better part of an evening debating
是否要把你丢出去 whether or not to toss you over
而你现在还活着 and you're still alive.
你最好把我丢下去 因为当我挣脱这些时 Well, you best get on with it because when I get out of these
会把你撕成碎片 I am going to rip you apart.
我要拿你的手当烟灰缸 I will have your hand for an ashtray.
我们之前过得挺好 We had it good here.
但你毁了一切 But you have ruined everything.
现在大脑有了他的新身体 Now The Brain has his new body
要开启新一轮的征服 and the cycle of conquest will begin anew.
我意识到我必须抛下这"邪恶"事业 I realize I must put this business of "Evil" behind me
向前看 and move on.
所以 谢谢你 And so, I thank you,
促进我的转变 for being the catalyst for my change.
要谢我可以把我从这张轮床上解下来 Well, you could thank me by getting me off this fucking gurney!
你和大脑一样既奸诈又狡猾 You are every bit as cunning and devious as The Brain.
简直一丘之貉 Cut from the same awful cloth.
我相信你一定会想到办法的 I have no doubt you'll figure it out.
马拉 Mallah!
你不能这样丢下我 Uh, you can't just leave me.
你这个猿人混蛋 You fucking son of a simian whore!
妈的 Fuck!
该死 Shit.
该死 Oh shit!
听着 我不知道你在想什么 Look, I don't know what you have in mind,
但我还没准备好"这样" but I'm not ready for "This".
我们听说了你遇险的事 We heard your distress.
早该来找你了 And it was high time we find you anyway.
喂 铁头 Hey, Hammerhead?
你要用目光瞪我吗 Oh, you're gonna eyefuck me?
喂 你个混蛋 Hey. You bag of shit!
-简 -简 - Jane! - Jane!
等等 Wait up!
该死的 那是什么 God damn! What the hell is that thing?
它想杀了我 It's trying to kill me!
它恨我 它他妈的恨我 It hates me. It fucking hates me.
季不恨你 Keeg doesn't hate you.
你能和这东西对话吗 You can talk to this thing?
季吗 Keeg?
我熟练掌握大部分语言 I am fluent in most languages.
包括光和颜色 Including light and color.
他需要与你融合 He needs to merge with you.
我不会这样的 那不是我 That's not gonna happen. That's not who I am.
再也不是了 Not anymore.
那他很快会死 Then he will die. Soon.
希望你们这些混蛋开心 I hope you assholes are happy.
那女孩因为你们被毁了 The Girl is fucked because of you.
那女孩说得很清楚 她不希望我们再在身边 The Girl made it plain as day she doesn't want us around anymore.
实地考察结束了 我们需要带大家离开这里 So, field trip's over. We need to get everyone out of here now.
哈里森医生说我们待在雾里更安全 Dr. Harrison says we are safer in The Fog.
你什么时候变成哈里森医生的小跟班了 And when exactly did you become Dr. Harrison's little bitch?
因为那女孩我们才会存在 We only exist because of The Girl.
怎么了 What?
你需要看点东西 There's something you need to see.
你们好 女士们 Ladies!
加里 你个坏小子 Gary, you dog!
今天是大脑的开心日子 It's a good day to be The Brain.
高尔夫球场
要去什么地方吗 你个小混蛋 You going somewhere, you little shit?
我的天啊 Holy Mother of God!
我在哪里 感觉好奇怪 Where am I? I feel weird.
好吧 你现在是个巨型机器人 Yeah, well, you're a giant robot now
我们要报复那个偷走你身体 and we're about to exact revenge on the little shit
并试图杀了我们的混蛋 that stole your body and tried to kill us.
恭喜你 不用谢 Congratulations and you're welcome!
这不公平 不该这样对我 我是大脑 This isn't fair. I don't deserve this. I'm The Brain--
你是什么 我鞋底的一坨狗屎吗 You're what? Dog shit on the bottom of my shoe?
问个问题 Uh, question.
那是我唯一身体被踩扁的声音吗 Was that the sound of my one and only body being pancaked?
对 这很了不起 Yeah, it was phenomenal.
下一站 去末日庄园 找丽塔·他妈的·法尔 Next stop? Doom Manor and Rita fucking Farr.
还记得当时我们都以为你是张软垫凳吗 Remember when we all thought you were an Ottoman?
天啊 Oh, my God!
她们都病了吗 Are they all sick?
简 Jane!
对不起 I'm sorry.
我那时太害怕 I was scared.
我不想一个人 I didn't want to be alone.
一切都会好的 It's going to be okay.
我们会搞定这一切 We'll fix this.
现在不是你闯进来激怒大伙的时候 Now is not the time for you to burst in and rile everyone up.
-那女孩出事了 -我听说了 - Something's happened to The Girl. - I heard.
幸好我们逃了出来 Good thing we got out when we did.
地下已坍塌 The Underground crumbled and collapsed.
这里的所有人也一样 这是有关联的 Just like everyone in here. It's connected.
-这只是推测 -少废话 - That's certainly a theory. - Cut the shit.
要怎样才能让你回来 What's it going to take for you to come back
带其他人跟你一起走 and get the others to go with you?
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脸洞 一切为了你达米安 刚吸了点新鲜大麻 我看到机器人了
你很生气 我明白 You're angry. I get it.
但你能别把我扯进你的事里吗 But can't you just leave me out of your shit?
抱歉 这东西靠脑力运作 Sorry. This thing runs on brain power.
哪怕是最昏暗的灯泡 Even the dimmest of bulbs.
算你倒霉 So you're shit out of luck.
得了吧 我已经认识你好几天 Come on. I've known you for a couple of days.
但那已足够让我了解 But that's been long enough to know
你并不是一直都超级"邪恶" you're not really all the way, next level "Evil."
好吧 我就是我 Yeah, well, I am who I am.
胡说 总有改过自新的机会 Bull. Fucking. Shit. There's always a chance to change.
拿我来说 我和你一样蠢 Take me for example. I'm every bit the dickhead you are.
但在那个腌黄瓜罐里 But back in that pickle jar,
我的大脑被切断所有感知时 with my brain cut off from all sensation,
我得到了一个启示 I had a revelation or whatever.
我要尽我所能 I'm going to do everything I can,
努力改变我自己 work as hard as possible, to try and change myself.
如果我能做到 我知道你也可以 And if I can do it, I know you can too.
现在停下这东西 So stop this thing now.
停下 Stop!
快停下 Stop!
克里夫 Cliff?
你做了什么 What did you do?
走你 Go!
快看 蠢货 Check it out, Shitbird.
看看现在谁在控制 Look who's in control now!
克里夫 Cliff.
换回来 Change it back.
你会杀了我吗 继续 我本就没什么好活了 What? You'll kill me? Go ahead. I'm already fucking dying.
等等 Wait.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
并不是说每一刻都是可教的时刻 Not to say every moment is a teachable moment.
但让我们停下来庆祝一下这个事实 But let's pause and celebrate the fact
你没有谋杀我 that you didn't murder me.
这意味着里面有一个没那么坏的人 Which means there's a non-fuckwad person deep in there.
人呢 Hello?
回话呀 Hello?
现在我该怎么做 被困在机器人的身体里 Fuck. What do I do now? I'm trapped in a robot body.
等等 我不一直是这样吗 Wait. I'm always trapped in a robot body.
起飞吧 伙计 Reel it in, man.
他看起来不太好 He's not looking too good.
换句话说 别占着茅坑不拉屎 In other words, time to shit or get off the pot.
我很抱歉 Oh, I'm so sorry.
我可能是沉思太久了 Am I being too contemplative
还在想与之前的外星生物的分道扬镳呢 how I just parted ways with the previous alien creature
那家伙把我的身体当成家住了60年 who made me his home for 60 absolutely shitty years?
听着 我明白 Look, I get it.
我叔叔有一只叫波的金毛猎犬 My uncle has a Golden Retriever named Bo.
每次去我都喜欢和波一起玩 I loved playing with Bo every time I'd visit.
我的年龄增长 波却总是像小狗一样健康 But as I got older, Bo always stayed fit as a fiddle.
后来某个时刻 我终于意识到了这一点 Then, at a certain point I finally realized it.
14岁时跟我一起玩的波 The Bo I was playing with at 14
和我八岁时一起玩的波不一样 was not the same Bo that I played with when I was eight.
波会老去 死亡 Every time Bo gets old and he dies
我叔叔无法忍受 所以又换了一只狗 my uncle couldn't handle the pain, so he gets another Bo.
-让季成为你的波 -天啊 - Let Keeg be your Bo. - Oh, God.
这就有点不好了 对吧 That's kind of fucked up, right?
继续给新狗狗起名叫波 To keep naming it Bo.
没错 而且这是对我 Yeah, it's also a gross
正在经历之事的恶心的歪曲 misrepresentation of what I'm going through.
听着 直到这一刻 Look, until this moment,
我生命中的每一件大事都是强加给我的 every major event in my life was forced on me.
社会强迫我结婚 Society forced me into my marriage.
首席从中作梗 The Chief pulled the strings
让我与负能量相遇 to have me cross paths with the Negative Spirit.
但如果我让他进来 那是我的选择 But if I let him in, it will be my choice.
如果发生什么不对 总是这样 And if it goes sideways, which it always does,
那么我是唯一的罪魁祸首 then I'm the only one to blame.
也许我应该把他留在树林里 Maybe I should've just left him in the woods.
让他自生自灭 To the elements.
我真正要做的只是把这段经历抽离出去 All I've really done is just drawn this experience out.
忘记过去的自己和没有做出的选择吧 Forget who you were and the choices you didn't make.
你选择不把季留在树林里 You chose not to leave Keeg in the woods
你现在不能把他抛弃在这里 and you're not about to abandon him here now
因为那不是你 because that's not the person you are.
你还记得自己 Do you remember the conversation
在永恒鞭挞期间 that you had with your subconscious
跟潜意识的对话吗 during the Flagellation?
你告诉自己 你需要让爱进来 You told yourself that you needed to let love in.
这是你的机会 This is your chance.
负能量比任何人都离你更近 The Spirit was closer to you than anyone else.
它选择了你 It chose you.
让它进来 Let it in.
克里夫 Cliff.
他们对你做了什么 What did they do to you?
猜一下 Take a guess.
你是大脑 You're The Brain.
而你是丽塔·法尔 该死的加尔克斯 And you're Rita Farr. Fucking Garguax.
爱我 Love me.
新发现 You're new.
丽塔 你这个聪明的烦人精 Rita, you clever pain in the ass.
红夫人启动了飞船 Madame Rouge powered up the vessel,
准备好穿越时空 ready to burrow through space and time.
但问题来了 But then the question came to her.
她该去何时何地呢 Burrow to where and when exactly?
哪里都好 任何时候都可以 只要不是现在 Anywhere but here. Any time but now.
我需要阻止自己与兄弟会合作 I need to stop myself from ever working with The Brotherhood.
我在想什么 我要回到更远一点 我可以... Wait. What am I thinking? I need to go back farther. I can...
阻止自己并拯救其他人 stop myself and save the others.
我可以救马尔科姆 I can save Malcolm.
她突然发现自己充满了人性 She suddenly found herself awash in humanity.
为了崇高事业握住镀金把手 Grasping the gilded handle of a noble cause.
不 再早点 我没成为现在这样之前 No. Further. Before I was me.
在红夫人之前 在劳拉·德米勒之前 Before Rouge. Before Laura De Mille.
但接下来 她不得不问自己 But then, she had to ask herself,
在成为劳拉·德米勒之前 谁是红夫人 who was Madame Rouge before she was Laura De Mille?
我不确定 但不是现在这样 I'm not sure, but not this.
我只想重新开始 I just want to start over.
她若有所思 还没有意识到过去无法改变 She mused. Not yet aware that the past could not be changed.
你他妈的别烦我了 0h, go and shit in your fucking your hat.
她试图不去想 She tried to play it off.
但她知道这台机器说得对 But she knew the machine was quite correct.
已经发生的事情将永远如此 What has happened will always be.
What do you mean? How do I make things right then? 什么意思 那我该如何纠正呢
我如何让自己正确呢 How do I make myself right? I...
我需要改变 告诉我哪里和何时就够了 I need to change. Enough with the "Where" And the "When"!
我只需要一些答案而已 I just need some fucking answers!
为什么我要和另一个该死的机器说话 Why am I talking to another fucking robot?
那么 你想去哪里 去什么时候 So, where and when would you like to go?
小凯需要我们 我需要你来实现她的心愿 Kay needs us. And I need you to make that happen.
别人尊重你 她们听你的 The others respect you. They listen to you.
我们为什么要放弃自由 Why would we give up our freedom?
我们可以去雾去的任何地方 We can go anywhere The Fog goes.
我可以让雾踹你几脚 I could just have The Fog give you all the boot.
-她喜欢我 - 但如果需要的话 她会做我说的任何事情 - She likes me. - But she'll do whatever I say, if need be.
我想让你问问自己 如果角色互换了 I want you to ask yourself, If the roles were reversed
我们在另一边 and we were on the other side of the rocks,
你认为那个女孩会把我们放出来吗 do you think that girl would dig us out?
我很了解小凯 我知道她永远不会 I know Kay well enough to know that she would never let
让我们中的任何人崩溃到一无所有 any of us crumble away to nothing,
只要我们留在这里 就会发生这种情况 which is what happens as long as we stay here.
你知道你要我们放弃什么吗 Do you realize what you're asking us to give up?
我们才刚刚开始拥抱我们的自由 We've only just begun to embrace our freedom.
妈的 Holy shit.
你不在乎自由 You don't care about freedom.
你喜欢的是控制 What you love is control.
你宁愿死 杀死我们所有人 也不愿放弃 You'd rather die, and kill all of us, than give that up.
或者我们可以做些什么 Or maybe we can do something about that.
继续说 Go on.
-赶快 -我在努力 - Hurry up. - I'm trying.
有什么不对的 Something's not right.
它被你的绷带挡住了 It just keeps swiping at your bandages.
它们的设计是防辐射的 They're designed to be radiation proof.
也许对他来说太强了 Maybe they're too strong for him.
-让我背着他 -什么 不 - Let me carry him. - What? No.
你疯了 Are you insane?
直到我们回到房子 我们才能使用你的房间 Just until we get back to the house and we can use your room.
-它是防辐射的 -维克 它会杀了你 - It's radiation proof. - Vic. It could kill you.
那是我的选择 丽塔是对的 That's my choice. Rita was right.
我害怕去追捕邪恶兄弟会 I was afraid to go after the Brotherhood of Evil
因为我已经没有力量了 because I don't have my powers anymore.
我让克里夫失望了 I let Cliff down.
我不准备对你犯同样的错 I'm not about to make the same mistake with you.
好的 All right.
我们彼此不认识 但我是来帮忙的 Now, we don't know each other, but I'm here to help.
我们听到有关巨型机器人的报道 We're hearing reports of a giant robot
徘徊在佛罗里达州巴拿马城的郊区 wandering the suburbs of Panama City, Florida.
需要正义联盟的时候 他们在哪里 Ah, jeez. Where's the Justice League when you need 'em?
-克拉拉 -什么鬼 - Hey, Clara. - What the fuck?
-你爸爸突然出现了 -嗨 蜜糖 - So, your dad popped by. - Hi, honeybun.
是我 It's me!
爸爸 他妈的怎么回事 Dad? What the fuck happened?
-你在里面吗 -我似乎就是它 - Are you in that thing? - I guess I kind of am this thing now.
我以为你会担心 I assumed you'd be worried
我想过来一趟 and I wanted to swing by
让你知道我没事 and let you know that I'm okay.
我甚至有中央空调 I even have central A/C!
我知道这是我的第九个再来一次的机会 And I know this is, like, my ninth second chance,
但我来是因为我知道 but I came because I know
你想让我改变 我已经准备好了 you want me to change, and I'm ready to.
是的 我不是这个意思 Yeah, I didn't mean like this.
我知道你的意思是真正的改变 I know you meant "real" change.
我以为我会 I thought I'd start
以比较传统的 with the good old-fashioned
道歉的方式开始 "apologies-in-advance" tour.
而且 你必须是第一站 And, you had to be the first stop.
你无需担心信用卡的问题 Okay, You don't need to worry about the credit card stuff.
我们只需要检查你的药物 We just need to get your meds checked.
远不止于此 This is beyond that.
我一直是一个糟糕的爸爸 I've been a shitty dad.
早在帕金森病之前 在成为愚蠢的机器人之前 Way before Parkinson's, before becoming dumb robot.
我在你还太小记不得的时候乱搞 I pulled shit when you were too young to remember,
但我不能忘记 我猜... but I can't forget. I guess...
我一直想变得特别 I always wanted to be special.
你知道吗 当个男人 You know? I wanted to be "the man."
太专注于成为伟大的人 忘记了成为优秀的人 I was so focused on being great, I forgot to be good.
-没关系 爸爸 -不 真的不行 - It's okay, Dad. - No, it's really not.
但我现在知道 我唯一需要特别对待的人 But I know now, the only people I need to be special to
是你和罗里 are you and Rory.
我不需要你特别 I don't need you be special.
我需要你恢复健康 I need you to get healthy.
我也可以 你会看到的 I can do that, too! You'll see!
但我该走了 But I should go.
我们必须为我的朋友做正确的事情 We'll have to make things right for my friends.
在警察来之前 And before the cops come.
我不小心踩到了几条街上的普锐斯 I accidentally stepped on a Prius a couple of streets over.
我想让你知道我很珍惜我们在一起的时光 "I want you to know that I cherish our time spent together
以及我们的友谊 这是千百年来的友谊 as well as our friendship, which was one for the ages.
为了给我们俩提供一个新的开始 In the interest of offering both of us a fresh start,
我留下了所有连接我和你的东西 I have left behind anything connecting me to you.
还有邪恶兄弟会 And the Brotherhood of Evil.
爱你 马拉 Best, Mallah."
你能相信吗 Can you believe this?
一辈子的朋友和伙伴 A lifetime as friends and partners,
领导者和追随者 他竟然对我嗤之以鼻 leader and acolyte, and he skidoos on me.
我把知道的一切都教给了他 I taught him everything he knows,
而我只剩下一个子弹带 and all I have to show for it is a bandolier
和非常不好使的射线枪 an extremely temperamental ray gun,
传送器 还有我的艾拉妮丝·莫莉塞特唱片 his teleporter, and my Alanis Morissette CD
多年前他就骗我说这东西被从车上偷走了 that he assured me was stolen from our car years ago.
不到24小时前 我拥有了世界 Less than 24 hours ago, I had the world by the short hairs.
-而现在 -没有腿了 - And now-- - No legs.
生活是个婊子 对吧 Life's a bitch, right?
好消息是我仍然有这个身体的蓝图 The good news is that I still have the blueprints for this body.
-是吗 -我可以重建 - You do? - I can rebuild.
但我需要一些帮助 But I need some help.
拜托 Come on.
很明显你一直在黑暗中跳舞 It's obvious you've been dancing around the darkness.
怎么样 你帮我重建身体 How 'bout this? You help me rebuild,
我会帮你杀了红夫人 and I'll help you kill Rouge.
然后 你将真正了解邪恶的本质 And then, you will truly know evil.
你能 保证吗 You can... guarantee this?
我会得到红夫人吗 That I'll get Rouge?
法尔小姐 和我合作 我们可以杀死红夫人 Miss Farr, if you team with me, We could kill Madame Rouge,
马斯塔德上校 Colonel Mustard
和他妈的李子教授 and Professor fucking Plum
我要报一箭之仇 for all the shits I give.
开始吧 好女孩 There we go. That's a good girl.
我想红夫人和我很像 I suppose Rouge and I are alike.
然而 我们在某一方面有所不同 However, we are different in one regard.
那是什么 And what's that?
她是被一件事驱动的 Rouge is driven by one thing.
权力 Power.
她贪得无厌 She couldn't get enough.
我很上进 I am motivated
是为了爱 by love.
她毁了一个可爱勇敢的男人 我的爱情 My love for a very sweet, brave man she destroyed.
还有我对朋友的爱 And my love for my friends.
我想我已经不想在黑暗中跳舞了 I think I'm done dancing around in the dark.
我准备好冒险了 I'm ready to take that plunge.
-现在 -求你 我可以给你想要的任何东西 - Right now. - Please. I can give you anything you want.
我可以给你全世界 I can give you the world!
好吧 All right.
我们快到了 We're almost there.
我扶着你 I got you.
我们到了 到家了 Here we are. Home again.
还算安全 Partially safe.
-基本不错 -谢谢 - Mostly sound. - Thanks.
你真的只是... Were you really just...
帮助别人 helping the others?
还是你想吸引我 Or were you trying to draw me in?
哪个答案可能会让你再次来找我 Which answer might get you to come and search for me again?
我他妈的 Fuck me sideways.
不好了 This is bad.
终于到了我大放异彩的时候了 Finally, it's my time to shine.
从此 我们就是蚂蚁 From here on, we're ants.
我们从这个烂摊子的顶部开始向下挖掘 We're going to start at the top of this mess and dig down.
蚂蚁 混蛋们 Ants, motherfuckers!
看吧 我们做到了 到了 See? We made it. Touchdown.
闭嘴 Shut up.
谢谢你 维克 Thank you, Vic.
我发誓 我会努力 I swear... I will try my best
为你做正确的事 to do right by you.
总是如此 Always.
没关系 It's okay.
继续吧 Go on.
欢迎 Welcome.
拉瑞 Larry?
没关系 大家伙 It's all right, everyone.
上面发生事情了 It's happening up above.
让我们专注于手头的任务吧 继续 Let's focus on the task at hand. Come on.
你他妈放弃了什么让哈里森回来 What the fuck did you give up to get Harrison to come back down?
她最喜欢什么 What does she love more than anything else?
控制 Control.
你他妈的 她现在还没到小学生水平吧 Are you fuck... Is she primary now?
你真的可以放弃吗 Can you even give that away?
小凯会怎么说 What's Kay going to say about this?
一旦我知道她安全了就会考虑此事 I'll worry about that once I know she's safe.
上面的隆隆声跟你的白痴朋友有关系吗 That rumbling have anything to do with your moron buddies?
你觉得呢 What do you think?
来吧 大家回去工作 Come on. Get back to work, everyone.
我不听任何人号令 I'm no one's bitch.
你给我回去 Now get back up there.
来吧 回去工作 Come on, get back to work.
什么鬼 What in the hell?
你他妈的在这里做什么 What the fuck are you doing here?
你究竟是谁 我知道我认识你 Okay. Who exactly are you? 'Cause, I know I know you.
有张纸条 A note.
给我写的 For me.
你是红夫人 "You are Madame Rouge.
你是一个可怕的人 You are a terrible person,
但试图改变 but trying to change.
你会遇到鄙视你的人 You will come across people who despise you.
简穿得像个... Jane dresses like a...
疯狂的袜子傀儡 deranged sock puppet."
-确实 -拉瑞 - Fair. - "And Larry...
像是鲍里斯·卡洛夫 Boris Karloff."
-拉瑞在哪 -他身体不适 刚生完孩子 - No, no, Larry? - He's indisposed. He just had a baby.
这是拉瑞要讲的故事 It's Larry's story to tell.
还有维克 运动服 翘臀 "And Vic. Track suit, stick up ass."
是你 Oh, it's you.
最恨你的人 丽塔 "And everyone hates you especially, Rita.
你杀死了她爱的人 You killed her greatest love."
我的天 我有那么可怕吗 Oh my God, am I that horrible?
你变成过一个杀手宝宝 所以 是的 Bitch, you turned into a killer baby, so, yeah.
你一定是在跟我开玩笑 Oh, you've got to be kidding me with this shit.
-大家好 是我 -克里夫 - Hey, guys! It's me. - Cliff?
一个吸毒的机器人 Oh. "A drug addled android."
请不要恨我 我是来弥补过错的 Please don't hate me. I've come to make amends.
我还带回了从你那里偷来的大部分东西 I even brought back most of the shit I stole from you.
来了 Incoming!
-你把我的运动鞋磨坏了 -你弄坏我的唱片 - You're scuffing my sneakers! - You're breaking my vinyl!
妈的 这是怎么回事 Fuck me! What's going on?
慢点 混蛋 Slow down, asshole!
我停不下来 上帝... I can't stop! God...
该死的帕金森病 Fucking Parkinson's disease!
他直奔小镇而去 He's headed straight for town.
简 你来了 是否意味着我们一切都好了 Jane! You're here! Does that mean things are all good with us?
闭嘴 告诉我怎么阻止这东西 Shut up and tell me how to stop this thing.
我不确定 Uh, I'm not sure.
我从红夫人手里夺了控制权 但还没太懂 Sort of took control from Rouge, but I'm still figuring it out.
我搞砸了 而且我有帕金森 所以 And I fucked up. And I have Parkinson's. So, there's that.
你为什么不能阻止自己 Why can't you stop yourself?
我以为你在吃药 I thought you were taking fistfuls of meds.
当我被绑架 然后塞进一个该死的变压器后 Well, that? That went out the window when I got kidnapped.
那些药就不见了 and shoved into a fucking transformer.
你能变形吗 Can you transform?
不 No.
妈的 Fuck!
所以 你做过什么英雄的事 还是 So, do you do anything heroic, or?
我还在想 I'm still figuring that out.
知道了 Got it.
你是个没用的人 You're a useless person.
拉瑞 Larry?
如果你听得到 我们需要你帮助阻止克里夫 If you're in there, we need you to help stop Cliff.
那个大屁股机器人 He's the big ass robot.
那是个垃圾 That was rubbish.
在这里等着 Wait here.
好吧 Okay.
你遇到的这些人都是白痴 "These people you will meet are morons.
如果他们遇到麻烦 你应该提供帮助 If they get into trouble, and they will, you can and should help.
这是你救赎的关键 This is the key to your redemption."
等等 我可以帮忙 Wait, I can help!
你什么都不要做了 You're not doing anything.
你一定是丽塔 You must be Rita.
没关系 飞出去吧 拯救自己 It's okay. Just Flit outta here and save yourself.
他妈的 我不会离开你 Fuck that! I am not leaving you.
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay.
这些按钮或开关之一应该能阻止你 One of these buttons or switches should shut your sorry ass down.
好吧 Okay.
那是什么声音 What's that?
发生了什么 What's happening?
很确定你刚刚拉了自毁杆 Uh, pretty sure you just pulled the self-destruct lever.
什么 What?
你个混蛋 You fucker!
我是混蛋 你他妈才是吧 I'm the fucker? You're the fucking one--
妈的 这是一个非常重要的细节 Fuck you! That was a very important detail!
你不记得我了 是吗 You don't remember me, do you?
不要看你的笔记 Don't look at your notes!
看看我的脸 Look at my face.
我要你记住 I want you to remember.
马尔科姆 马尔科姆 Malcolm! Malcolm!
你怎么可以这样对我们 How could you do this to us?
-武器 -我们是一家人 - Weapon. - We were a family.
我摧毁了它 I destroyed it.
你和马尔科姆建立了美好的生活 You built a beautiful life with Malcolm
我摧毁了这一切 and I destroyed it all.
对不起 丽塔 I'm sorry, Rita.
你完全有权利杀了我 You have every right to kill me.
-但是 -但是什么 - But... - But what?
我不值得 I'm not worth it.
一会我们会一起爆炸 毁了一场棒球赛 So, we explode, destroy a baseball game,
也许搞坏一个迷你商场 maybe take out a mini mall.
然后北美防空联合司令部启动喷气式飞机 Then NORAD scrambles the jets.
也许是隐形轰炸机 Cool! Maybe some of those stealth bombers.
是的 沉默但致命 Yeah. Silent but deadly.
我只是想说声谢谢 Well, I just wanted to say thank you.
因为你总是骂我 为我操心 for always calling me on my bullshit,
并且总是原谅我的破事 and for always forgiving me for my bullshit.
是的 好吧 你很可怜 Yeah, well, you're pathetic.
所以很容易原谅你 So it makes you easy to forgive.
就是这样 就这两句吗 That's it? That's all I get?
不是 No.
克洛弗顿大黄蜂队
机器人 Robot!
克里夫 停下 Cliff, stop!
我们应该再等一分钟说再见 We should have waited another minute to say goodbye.
我不舒服 I'm uncomfortable.
请你闭嘴 Please, just shut up.
让我们在和平与宁静中爆炸吧 Let's explode in peace and quiet.
克里夫 你还好吗 Cliff. Are you alright?
我想回家 I want to go home.
我们可以回去 We can do that.
报道称来势汹汹的机器人的毁灭之路 Reports say the menacing robot's path of destruction
从佛罗里达一路延伸 stretched all the way from Florida,
直到被一群超能力古怪之人拦下 until it was halted by a group of super-powered eccentrics
在它摧毁克洛弗顿的小郊区之前 before it could destroy the small suburb of Cloverton.
正如许多人会记得的那样. As many will recall...
古怪 "Eccentrics"?
称呼也算是升级了 That's an upgrade from "misfits".
我们很幸运 We're lucky.
我们差点又一次对克洛弗顿造成了严重破坏 We could have caused serious damage to Cloverton. Again.
或者也许没有什么所谓的破坏 Or maybe there was no damage
因为我们不同于粗心 无知的 because we are different from the careless, clueless people
最后一次漫步进城胡乱逛的某些人 who strolled into town the last time.
我是唯一厌倦了让世界给我们贴标签的人吗 Am I the only one who is tired of letting the world label us?
格格不入 古怪 善良 邪恶 武器 "Misfit", "Eccentric", "Good", "Evil", "Weapon".
是时候我们选择给自己贴标签了 It's time we choose to label ourselves.
我们是谁 Who are we?
我们是什么 What are we?
为什么是我们 Why are we?
也许我们是武器 Maybe we are weapons,
但武器只是工具 but a weapon is only a tool
其危险 as dangerous as
取决于握住它的那只手 the hand that wields it.
如果我们选择成为好的武器呢 What if we choose to become weapons for good?
你是说你想让我们成为超级英雄吗 Are you saying you want us to become super fucking heroes?
你要等到我放弃我的装备才来解决这个问题 So you wait until after I ditch my gear to come around to this?
我们今天做了一件很棒的事 我们有价值 We did something great today. We were of service.
-我们拯救了一个小镇 -从我们手中 - We saved a town. - From us.
我们并不完美 但... We're not perfect, but...
我们努力想成为好人 we're trying to be good,
比大多数人都好 which is more than most.
算我一个 I'm in.
季和我会试一试 Keeg and I will give it a try.
该死的 我必须参加 Hell yeah! I'm all in.
我会参加 I'll do it.
如果你允许我加入 If you'll have me.
你真的希望我相信你已经改变了吗 Are you honestly expecting me to believe that you've changed?
我没有 I haven't.
但我想试试 But I want to try.
-就像你们其他人一样 -我为她担保 - Like the rest of you. - I'll vouch for her.
好吧 Fine.
我想这是盯着你的最简单的方法 I suppose this is the easiest way to keep an eye on you.
是的 向上 向上 之类的 Yeah. Up, up and away or whatever.
太棒了 我想到了我们的团队名 末日部队 Fuck yeah! I got our team name. Doom Force.
很棒棒 It'll be sweet.
我们买那种很多口袋的制服 We'll get costumes with a bunch of pockets and shit...
等等 等一下 Wait, shh. Hold on.
爆炸新闻 警告
我们在苏伊士运河为您直播 We take you live to the Suez Canal,
就在不久前 where moments ago,
一种来自地中海的生物 a creature has emerged from the Mediterranean Sea
不明生物袭击苏伊士运河
造成了极大的破坏 and caused utter devastation.
现场目击者... Witnesses on the ground...
那是什么怪物 What kind of monster is that?
那不是怪物 That's not a monster.
那是一个有恶魔阴毛的大坚果袋 That's a big nut sack with demon pubes.
-没错 -其实 - Bingo. - Actually,
那就是我们的命运 that sack is fate.
我们不是超级英雄吗 Are we not a super team?
我们不需要超级对手吗 Do we not need a super foe?
我们如何到达苏伊士河 And how do we even get to the Suez?
不知道飞掠可不可以 Oh, any chance Flit could...
我有个主意 I have an idea.
小凯在哪里 她还好吗 Where's Kay? Is she alright?
我们一会再聊这个 We'll get to that soon enough.
但首先 我们达成过协议 简 But first, we had a deal, Jane,
现在是你做好事的时候了 And it's time for you to make good.
我体内从没有装过这么多人 This has to be the most people I've ever had inside me.
跟在塔拉迪加的那场派对人数接近 Came close at an infield party in Talladega back in the day,
但是 是的 这是新记录 but, yeah, this is the record.
黑色和白色的阴囊看起来略少 It looks slightly less scrotal in black and white.
差不多涵盖了吧 That about covers it, right?
我感觉不错 Looks good to me.
大家准备好了吗 Everyone ready?
别担心 伙计 Hey, don't worry, buddy.
想如果我开车的话 我会感觉更舒服 Okay. Well, I think I'd feel more comfortable if I was driving.
你别想了 You'll pilot nothing.
你能参加就已经很幸运 You are lucky to be here.
你还没有赢得信任 You have yet to earn the trust
我们需要一起经历才行 it takes to steer us through space and time.
那边的一切都怎么样了 丽塔 How is everything looking down there, Rita?
我们差不多3分钟内 We're set to arrive at the Suez Canal
就能到达苏伊士运河 three minutes into the future.
我们是不是操之过急了 Are we maybe rushing into this?
绝对的 Absolutely.
好了 开始吧 Now then, shall we?
一起踢飞阴囊的球吧 Let's kick those balls in the nuts!
末日队伍 Doom Force!
不行 No!