波士顿法律 前情提要 Previously on Boston legal
从帽子里变出只兔子来 Pull the rabbit out of your hat.
这是生活和庭审共同的秘诀 That's the secret of both trial law and life.
兔子 是啊 Rabbits Yeah.
Christine Polley Christine Polley
试图杀我的前女友 Ex-girlfriend tried to kill me.
她试图杀了你 She tried to kill you.
的确 现在她想出来 She did.And now she wants out.
没错 Alan She does. Alan.
她在跟踪你 她想杀了你 She's stalking you.She tried to kill you,
被送进了疯人院 现在出来了 she was institutionalized,now she's out,
又在跟踪你 and she's stalking you.
自由是种特权 Mr. Shore 并非权利 Freedom is a privilege,Mr. Shore, not a right.
特权 对 是可收回的 A privilege.Yes, and it's revocable,
尤其是当你开车想碾过某人 especially if you try to run someone over with an automobile.
我复职了 I got my old job back.
很棒的消息 对不对 Alan It's truly fantastic news,isn't it Alan
是 Yes.
你就不能帮帮我 Why aren't you helping me
Sally 我手头也事情 Sally, I have a trial of my own
明天就要开庭 是大案子 beginning tomorrow, a rather big one.
但这是我第一次出庭啊 But this is my very first trial.
我敢肯定你绝对去过法庭 You've certainly been to court before, I have no doubt.
都只是动议程序而已 这次我要面对陪审团 Motion practice.This is with a jury.
我 我还没准备好 I don't, I don't think I'm ready.
Sally Sally
看着我 look at me.
你信我吗 You trust me
我信 I do.
如果你信我 你也会相信我要说的 And because you trust me, you'll believe what I'm about to tell you.
我会的 I will.
这就是精华所在 That's all it is.
什么精华 All what is
审讯的规律 Trial law
让陪审团相信你 getting the jury to trust you
那你说什么 他们都会相信 so they'll believe what you tell them.
真的 Really
地球就是这么转的 Sally Sincerity, Sally,
只要学会我这样 你就所向无敌了 once you learn to fake that,there'll be no stopping you.
Denny 我们拿到了 Denny, we've got
在搞什么 What's going on
小小的保养 Paul A little maintenance work, Paul.
你也试试吧 你的脸上像只干梅子 Wouldn't hurt you, by the way.You look like a prune.
十五分钟后 我们要和Kaneb开会 We have the Kaneb meeting in 15 minutes.
好极了 可我干嘛要关心 Excellent. Why do I care
你要关心 因为这个合同 You care because this is the construction project
公司上下一起忙了十八个月 that the entire firm has been working on for 18 months.
你要关心 因为Byron Kaneb很关心 You care because Byron Kaneb cares,
而且他要你出席会议 and he expects you to be present.
该死 你做了什么 Damn it, man, what have you done
针断了 The needle broke.
别担心 让我拔出来 Not to worry, just let me remove it.
别碰我 Don't you touch me.
Mr. Crane 你前额还有半截针头 Mr. Crane, half the needle is still in your forehead.
让我拔出来 别想碰我 Just let me remove.You're not touching me
叫Dr.Michaels来 Get Dr. Michaels back down here.
这就是我让他手下 在我头上试验的后果 This is what happens when I let his kids cut their teeth on my head.
拔出来就好 别碰我 If I could just remove the needle Don't you touch me
Denny 你脑门上有根针 Denny, there's a needle in your head.
至少让他先拔出来 Let him at least remove it.
叫Dr. Michaels来 Get me Dr. Michaels
我不需要助手 I really don't need a second chair for this.
性骚扰是我的强项 Sexual harassment is a specialty of mine.
我也是 当然 不过你的这种经验 Mine, too. No doubt,but while your experience
是不断亲自实践来的 我的可是 tends to be more hands-on, mine
基本上是幻想来的 tends to be more wishful thinking.
更何况你有弱点 Not to mention, you ooze.
弱点 I ooze
对 你骨子里散发着对女人的歧视 Yes, that certain something that subliminally champions misogyny.
你需要我 You need me.
Lori Lori
我或许会渴望你 甚至非常想上你 as much as I may want you,desire you, even,
但我不需要你 I do not need you.
看看那表情 See that right there
弱点 Ooze
我什么时候才能挖地基 When can I dig my hole
快了 Byron We're almost there, Byron.
别跟我说快了 Paul Don't tell me we're almost there, Paul.
我都听了六个月了 We've been almost there for six months.
什么时候才搞定 When will we be there
市议会周一达成了对高尔夫球场的一致意见 City council agreed to the variance for the golf course on Monday.
今天重建委员对露天广场项目 Now today we're expecting an answer
会有答复 from the redevelopment commission for the outdoor mall,
消息说他们应该会如我们所愿 and my sources say they're gonna rule in our favor.
环保署那怎么样 What about the damn E.P.A.
上周蓝斑蜥蜴从濒临灭绝的物种 The blue spotted salamander just got downgraded
降为处于灭绝危险的物种 from endangered to threatened last week,
那游艇码头看来有希望了 除了 so the marina looks like a go except for
除了什么 Except for what
好象河里有三文鱼产卵 It seems there's a river where some salmon spawn.
所以有环境保护的律师在搞事 Evidently, there's some environmental lawyer who's making a stink.
你指的搞事 When you say stink
他申请了临时禁止令 He got a T.R.O.
一种鱼 A fish
我的城市计划被一种鱼卡住了 My city's being held up by a fish
我们今天和律师见面 We are meeting the lawyer today.
我们会解决的 We will make it go away.
你是纯粹来帮忙 还是被派来收拾烂摊子的 Do you plan to contribute, or are you simply assigned to mop up the ooze
Alan Alan.
你好 Hello.
Christine Pauley Christine Pauley.
噢 久仰大名 Oh, I've heard so much about you.
你好吗 How are you
好 谢谢 Fine, thank you.
不好意思 我们正要上庭 嗯 我知道 If you'll excuse us, we're due in court. Yes, I know.
我是辩方律师 I'm opposing counsel.
你说什么 I beg your pardon
你想要怎样 What do you expect me to do
我希望你取消她的辩护资格 这纯属是纠缠 I expect you to disqualify her. This is tantamount to stalking.
她想方设法接这案子是因为我 She got herself assigned to this case because I'm on it.
何况作为庭审的一员 Not to mention, as an officer of the court,
我质疑Ms. Pauley参与此案的能力 I question whether Ms. Pauley even has the capacity to trial case.
她上星期才从精神病院放出来 She was released from a mental facility last week.
可以 如果你想回避 Certainly, counsel, if you wanna conflict out
我不能回避 I can't conflict out.
我是这里唯一了解案子的人 I'm the only one who knows the case here.
Ms. Colson 只不过 Ms. Pauley Ms. Colson was simply put on Ms. Pauley,
究竟怎么回事 what's going on
这么多案子 Of all the cases to start off with,
你偏选这个你曾想杀了的 前男友做对手 you pick one against an ex-boyfriend you tried to kill
事实上不是我选的 法官大人 Actually, your honor, I didn't pick it.
是事务所找上我的 拜托 Christine My firm came to me. Please, Christine
因为我以前和MR.Shore交往过 because I used to date Mr. Shore,
他们觉得我更熟悉 they thought I could shed some light
他的那些手段 事实也的确如此 on some of his procedural eccentricities, which I did.
碰巧我又对性骚扰方面的法例 Since I also happen to have extensive
深有研究 experience in sexual harassment law,
资深的合伙人让我打头阵 我同意了 the senior parers asked me if I would first chair, I agreed.
十一点开庭 法官阁下 We start at 11 A.M. Your honor
Mr. Shore 你要想回避 请便 Mr. Shore, if you wanna conflict out, do so.
但我没有法律依据可以取消 Ms. Pauley的辩护资格 But I have no legal basis to disqualify Ms. Pauley.
能单独谈谈吗 Alan May I speak with you alone, Alan
不 恐怕不行 Christine No, you may not, Christine.
还有 如果你非要做这案子 And if you choose to be on this case,
麻烦你谨守本份 别搞小动作 please conduct yourself at arm's length and on the record.
就真这么巧 这是你出院后接的案子 It's just coincidence to you your first case out of the hospital.
这就一个荒谬的巧合 I consider it a preposterous coincidence,
你没理由去接这案子 you have no business trying a case.
事实上合伙人认为 我比合伙人更了解你 But truth be told, the partners think I know you better than your partner.
多可悲 你就见不得我好 我就见不得 How sad, you can't be happy for me. I'm not happy.
看得出 Clearly.
哇哦 这看起来才正常 Well, that seemed perfectly normal.
检察官提出缓刑三个月 The D.A. offered three months suspended.
我想我们应该接受 I think we should take it.
会有案底吗 Does it go on my record
会有 那我不接受 Well, yes. The answer's no.
我没做过 Ramone Ramone I didn't do it.
我没拿那只钱包 I didn't take that wallet.
我有原则 我不能装作自己拿了 And as a matter of principle, I won't pretend that I took it.
他们有目击证人 They have an eyewitness.
你看 虽然我接受的是 法庭指派的律师援助 Look here, I might seem like some court-appointed charity case,
但我很诚实 我不偷东西 but I'm an honest man. I don't steal.
我也不认同任何的认罪协议 And I won't agree to any plea that says otherwise.
Mr. Seymore Mr. Seymore.
嗨 Sally Heep Hi, Sally Heep.
我加入了事务所 I'm in litigation at the firm.
我知道 I know that.
您今天上庭 还是 我不是 但你是 You in court today, or No, but you are.
我是来看你的表现 Ms. Heep I'm here to observe your work, Ms. Heep.
好运 Good luck.
Denny Denny,
申请临时禁止令的那个律师 the lawyer who got the T.R.O.
Kaneb的那个建筑计划 On the Kaneb construction project
喔 买通他 Paul Ah. Pay him out, Paul.
给他瓶苏格兰威士忌和一些钱 Give him a bottle of scotch and some money
去登些公车的椅背广告 to buy some more bus bench ADs.
他说是你的儿子 He says he's your son.
是真的 It's true.
你成为律师了 You're a lawyer now.
嘿 Hey
爸爸 Dad.
你头上有个针头 You got a needle in your head.
小意外 别担心 Small accident. Not to worry.
孩子 Son.
爸爸 Dad.
你已经是律师了 该怎样打招呼 You're a lawyer now. That's how you greet people
Donny crane Donny crane.
Denny crane Denny crane.
Donny crane Donny crane.
Denny crane Denny crane.
Donny crane Donny crane.
Denny crane Denny crane.
Donny crane Donny crane.
Denny crane Denny crane.
Donny crane Donny crane.
Denny crane Denny crane.
Donny crane Donny crane.
我跟他妈有过一夜情 I had a one-night stand with his mother.
我给了钱 让他读书什么的 I paid for his education and so forth.
我努力尽到个好父亲的责任 I did everything I could to be a good father.
那你上次见他是什么时候 When's the last time you saw him
呃 不知道 Oh, I don't know.
十二岁 When he was 12
我们提供了几个可行的折衷方案 结果呢 We've offered several decent compromises. And
他不停重复自己的名字 He just keeps on saying his name.
哦 我去跟他说 Oh, I'll talk to him.
怎么样了儿子 How's my boy
他们真的没必要请你出马 They don't really need to bug you with this, dad.
那么这是为什么 拯救鱼类 So, what's this all about, saving some fish
是这样的 Well, see, your lawyers
你那些绝顶聪明的律师 who are clearly very talented,
说服法官取消了三文鱼 persuaded a judge to eliminate the distinction
野生与养殖的区别 between farmed salmon and wild salmon.
是我们美利坚合众国的总统 The president of the United states
提出取消区别的 proposed eliminating that distinction.
对 我知道 所以法官会同意你们的提议 Yes, I know. That's probably why the judge granted your motion.
爸爸你看 野生三文鱼是濒临灭绝的物种 See, dad, wild salmon are an endangered species.
政府考虑的是 The administration figures
如果取消野生和养殖的区别 if you eliminate the distinction between farmed and wild,
一起统计 and count them both as one,
那数目自然上升 the numbers would go up,
就能从濒临灭绝的名单中剔除 and you could take them off the endangered list.
那样 And that way,
他们就能跳过保护它们的法令条例 they can lift the environmental protections in place to protect them,
允许你们建更多的购物中心 which, of course, allows you to build more shopping malls.
对呀 儿子 眼光放远些 Well, son, look at the big picture.
如果建商场 能减少一种濒危物种 If building this mall can save a species from becoming endangered,
我们更应该放手去做 let's, by all means, do it.
我曾是负责替代型投资的副总裁 I was vice president in charge of alternative investments.
事发时 Mr. Ralston And at the time of the affair, Mr. Ralston
当时他是 而且现在仍是公司总裁 He was, and remains president of the firm.
Ms.Moore 这种浪漫关系持续了多久 This romantic affair lasted how long, Ms. Moore
九个月 我提出了分手 原因 About nine months, at which point, I broke it off. Because
主要是因为我是有夫之妇 Well, mainly because I was a married woman.
我想和丈夫解决婚姻中的问题 And I wanted to work things out with my husband.
我明白了 I see.
那Mr. Ralston是如何处理分手的 And how did Mr. Ralston handle the breakup
起初我觉得还好 At first, I think, fine.
但后来他就不断尝试复合 But then he would continue to try to get back together.
他安排午餐 会议 看似是公事 He would schedule lunches, meetings, ostensibly about business,
其实只是为了他那些罗曼蒂克的念头 only to pursue his romantic interests.
他下班后开始给我打电话 He started calling me after hours.
有时候还送花 Sometimes he would send flowers.
最后恶劣到我不得不离开公司 Eventually, it got so bad I simply had to leave.
你去了另一家证券公司 You went to another brokerage firm
职位更低 薪水更少 At a lesser position for less money.
看上去我的离职并不光彩 There seemed to be a stigma about my departure.
我不清楚 我 I don't know, I
可能许多人觉得我被秘密开除了 maybe people thought that I had secretly been fired, I don't know.
但我可以肯定我的被迫离职 What I do know is I was basically forced out of my job
完全由于他那不断的 令人厌恶的性示好 by his relentless unwelcome sexual advances.
谢谢 Ms. Moore Thank you, Ms. Moore.
她好象失控了 She looks demented.
Ms. Pauley Ms. Pauley.
根据你对和我当事人恋情的描述 Leading up to your affair with my client,
他有过不令你讨厌的求爱 he made welcomed sexual advances
开始没有 我是个有夫之妇 Well, not at first. I, I was a married woman.
但某种意义上 求爱让你喜欢了 But at some point, the advances became welcomed.
是的 Yes.
然后就发生关系了 是的 A love affair then ensued Yes.
那我当事人采取的策略 So I guess my client's strategy was
无非是屡败屡战 if at first you don't succeed, try, try again
也是你所认可一种的策略 这个 a strategy you certainly ratified. Well
既然首次成功后 Since dogged perseverance was rewarded the first time,
他会故伎重施就理所当然了 I guess it would be only natural for him to adopt that strategy again.
第一次我的态度可能暧昧 I may have sent mixed signals the first time,
但这次完全没有 but I did no such thing this time.
离开后 你告诉过现任上司 离职的真实原因吗 When you left, did you tell prospective employers the reason
没 我 为什么不 No, I why not
我觉得说出来也不会有好处 I suppose I feared that it wouldn't depict me in the best possible light.
我是一个有外遇的有夫之妇 明白了 I was a married woman having an affair. Got it.
那么 你先前提到的不光彩 So, this stigma you refer to,
关于人们猜想你是否被解雇 people wondering whether you were fired or not.
其实这种耻辱有部分来自于 That stigma was at least partly caused
你自己行为不检所带来的尴尬 by your embarrassment over your own behavior,
已婚女人却有外遇 a married woman having an affair.
是可以这么说 谢谢你 Ms. Moore I suppose that's true. Thank you, Ms. Moore.
我当时想从钱包里拿些零钱 给无家可归的人 I was reaching into my purse to get some change to feed the homeless.
那时我看见他走过来 That's when I saw him coming.
谁 Who
他 Him.
坐在被告席的那个罪犯 The guilty defendant sitting right there.
反对 Objection.
请陪审团对罪犯一词不予理会 Jury will disregard the reference to the defendant's guilt.
然后发生什么了 Then what happened
他的手伸进了我的手袋 抢走了钱包 He reached into my purse, grabbed my wallet,
开始翻里面的东西 started rifling through it.
你做了什么 What did you do
我站在那一动不动 I stood there, frozen.
我吓坏了 I was shocked.
他一边跑一边翻 He started running away as he was rifling through it.
然后他转身回来了 Then he turns, and he's coming back.
接着发生了什么 Then what happened
我开始逃 I ran.
他开始追我 He started chasing me.
感谢上帝有人截住他 Thank god he was tackled by some people.
我不知道他会做出什么来 I don't know what he might have done.
Ms. White 你肯定那人就是被告 Ms. White, are you absolutely sure that it was the defendant
我可以给你看照片 I can show you the pictures.
什么照片 What pictures
我的手机有摄像功能 I have one of those little phone camera thingies.
我拍下了他样子 I snapped his picture.
你有带来吗 And you have them
看 Look.
你们可以看到他拿着钱包 You can see he's got the wallet.
你就任由照片在庭上传阅 You just let the pictures be introduced
连声反对都没有 without so much as an objection.
我想 呃 Well, I thought, um,
检控方同样也不知道 the prosecution didn't know about it either.
我不能说这是不公平突袭 So I couldn't claim unfair surprise.
但可以要求时间准备交互讯问 Could've gotten time to prepare a cross-examination,
研究照片的真实性 to research the photos for authenticity.
而你却一言不发 Instead, you sat there quietly.
现在有受害人的目击证词 There's eyewitness testimony from the victim,
有效的身份辨认 还有照片 a positive I.D. and pictures.
接下来还能怎么做 Sally How do you plan to proceed now, Sally
嗯 Um
我的委托人想出庭作证 my client wants to testify.
说什么 And say what
这个 Um
说他是无辜的 that he's innocent.
看在老天的份上 这只是一种鱼 It's a fish, for god's sakes.
不是一种鱼 It's not just a fish.
是政府想消灭的三文鱼 It's a salmon, which the government is trying to wipe out.
听着 我也很喜欢钓鱼 Now, look, I like to fish myself,
也就是抓抓放放 catch and release, the whole shebang.
钩着鱼唇拉上来 再扔回去证明你的仁慈 Pull them in by the lip, throw them back out to prove you're humane.
你在讽刺我 他在讽刺我 爸爸 You're mocking me. He's mocking me, dad.
你姓Crane 你会习惯的 You're a Crane. Get used to it.
我们法庭见 We will go to court.
我喜欢上庭 I love court.
Donny crane Donny crane.
听着 Donny 你是个好孩子 Look, Donny, you seem like a nice kid.
我也相信你是个厉害的律师 I have no doubt that you're a terrific attorney,
但你不是他 but you are not him.
你比较像他的儿子 是吗 You're like a son to him, aren't you
他经常拥抱你吗 Does he hug you much
如果这是你们之间的恩怨 Look, if this is about some score between you and the old man
这和私人恩怨无关 It's not about any score.
嗨 如果你们想在庭上解决 Hey, if you people want to go to court
搞定官司 brad Beat it, will you, Brad
这就是你心里的伤痕 Is it a score
我陪你的时间不够多 Was I not there enough
陪我不够多 Were you not there enough
爸爸 我们都十五年没见面了 Dad, I haven't seen you in 15 years.
我不能像其他父亲那样 总是陪在你左右 I may not have had the time to give that most dads had,
但我给了你更重要的东西 but I thought I was giving you something much more important.
钱 Money.
你给我的 比钱还重要 爸爸 You gave me something even more important than that, dad.
你给了我 Crane家的血液 You gave me the Crane legacy,
我一生也将受用不尽 and I fully plan on living up to it.
那么 So
你我 还有你的手下 我们法庭见 I'll see you and your team in court.
Donny Crane Donny Crane.
其实我起初是看见了钱包 但我没看清 At first, I saw it, but I didn't see it, if that makes any sense.
我用了几秒钟去确定 It took a few seconds to register.
去确定什么 What took a few seconds
我的钱包 My wallet.
两天我丢了钱包 然后我看见在她包里 I lost it two days earlier and then I see it right there in her bag.
你的钱包 是的 刺眼的鲜橙色 Your wallet. Yeah, this funky orange color.
不可能有两个 而我又是在华盛顿街丢的 It's not like there could be two of them, and I lost it on Washington,
就在我们碰到的地方 所以我认为是她偷的 right where we were at, so I figured she stole it.
那女人偷了我的钱包 That woman stole my wallet.
于是 我就走过去拿回来 自助嘛 So So I walked right up and snatched it back. Self-help.
你拿回的是自己的钱包 是的 You snatched back your own wallet. Yes, I did.
不过费了点力 说真的 And I hustled off, because truth be told,
那女人真挺难缠的 the woman looked a little vicious.
接着发生了什么 So what happened next
我开始翻钱包 再次确定是不是我的 Well, I started to go through it to make sure it was mine,
翻到里面我才意识到 and as I was going through the inside, I saw
天啊 这不是我的钱包 Oh, my god, it's not my wallet.
一模一样 但不是我的 It looked exactly like mine, but it wasn't.
实际上我把自己的忘在车里了 Truth is, I, I discovered later I'd left it in my car.
完全是个误会 It was all a big mistake.
所以我跑回去想还给她 可她见我就跑 So I started to run back to return it, and she just took off,
我边追边喊等等女士 还你钱包 and I started chasing, yelling, lady, wait. I'm bringing it back,
还你钱包 I'm bringing it back.
后来我就被抓来这里了 Then I got tackled, and here I am.
该你了 Your witness.
你从Miss White's那里抢走的钱包 So the wallet that you ripped out of miss White's purse,
跑的时候拿着的那个 the wallet that you just ran off with,
你以为是你自己的 you thought it was your own.
是的 女士 Yes, ma'am.
因为它看起来和你的钱包一样 Because it looked exactly like yours.
是的 女士 Yes, ma'am.
这个就是我的 This one here.
我们分手是因为 When we broke up, it was because
她觉得对家庭有责任 she felt committed to working things out with her family.
并非我们之间没有感觉了 It wasn't that things were emotionally over between us.
她那样说的 是的 She said that. Yes.
而且 我认为 And I suppose I felt, you know, when
当两人相爱的时候 when two people love each other,
就应该克服困难 you persevere through obstacles.
那些所谓的骚扰 My so-called sexual harassment,
不是单纯的性示好 it wasn't about sexual advances.
我想让她面对自己的感觉 It was about getting her to be true to her feelings.
你只是不断在提醒她 她想和你做爱 You were trying to show her that she felt like having sex with you.
这是浅薄的玩笑 Please don't trivialize this.
我向你保证 我非常认真 I assure you, sir, I take it very seriously.
依你所言 只要在爱的名义下 You say it's okay to harass women in the workplace
就能骚扰办公室的女性 so long as you love them.
我始终坚信她还爱着我 I believed, and still believe, she was in love with me.
我明白了 I see.
要么她不能自主 反对 And she lacked the autonomy to make up her own mind. Objection.
或者她心智不全 但更可能 She lacked the mental capacity, perhaps,
她真的很想离开你 反对 to be truly happy without you. Objection
为什么不愿去面对结束的事实 反对 Why is it some people just refuse to accept that it's over. Objection
我真的很抱歉 I truly apologize.
那一瞬间我觉得你在针对我 Alan For a second, I thought you were personalizing it, Alan,
我失控了 and I was out of line.
对不起 I'm sorry.
没关系 It's okay.
你没事吧 You all right
没事 Yes.
太荒唐了 It is ridiculous.
压力真大 出院一周就和你做对手 The stress of a trial a week out of the rubber room, going up against you.
为什么接这个案子 Why are you doing this
埋头工作我才有安全感 I was always safe inside work, you know
工作就像个保护层 It was a little cocoon.
你能继续吗 Can you continue
哦 可以 Oh, yes.
只是有点 It's just a little
我再次为乱发脾气而道歉 again, I apologize for the outburst.
尽你所能开始针对她 Whatever you can do to keep it personal
什么 I'm sorry
她一直占着上风 Alan She's kind of been kicking our ass, Alan.
刚才是我第一次看出她的弱点 That's the first crack I've seen in her armor.
我不会那样欺负她 I'm not going to exploit her.
Alan 如果你不能把委托人的利益 放在Christine之上 Alan, if you can't put your client's interests ahead of Christine's,
那你就靠边站 then step aside.
让我来 Let number two take over.
现在我们只能上庭解决 We now have to go to court
不 我们有信心能够搞定 No, we are confident we'll be able to handle this.
我找了波士顿最大的律师事务所 I hire one of the biggest law firms in Boston,
收费也是最贵的 definitely one of the most expensive,
现在居然让个渔民骑在我头上 and I'm being neutralized by salmon man,
那么巧还是你的儿子 who happens to be your son
你给我听着 Byron Let me tell you something, Byron.
呃 Brad Chase是我们最好的律师 Um, Brad Chase is one of our finest litigators.
他会赢的 He will handle this.
法官阁下 我们和环境保护局开过会 Your honor, we've had meetings with the environmental protection agency.
他们已经签发了许可 They signed off on this already.
无意冒犯 With all due respect,
环境保护局一直受到政府的压力 the E.P.A. gets steamrolled by the administration all the time.
目前无论什么有计划 No matter what anyone proposes these days,
总会有人从某个地方跳出来 there's always somebody somewhere
大叫着保护环境 who jumps up and screams, woe, the environment.
法官阁下 一个简单明了的词 Now there's a word, your honor,
可以描述我当事人的目的 a very simple word that describes what my clientis trying to do here.
希望不是发展这个词 Please don't let the word be progress.
人类怎么样 How about people
人类 是的 People. Yes.
我们在为人类的未来投资 We are trying to invest in the future of people.
在失业浪潮中创造工作机会 Creating jobs in a time of unemployment.
我们说的是一千个职位 We're talking about over 1,000 jobs.
我们说的是帮助贫困线以下的人 We're talking about benefiting people below the poverty line.
我们说的是养儿育女的人们可以 We are talking about people hoping to educate their children,
付疗保险 维持吃用开销 满足生存的基本所需 afford medical coverage, feed their families, basic human needs.
这人想阻止这一切 只因为会影响一种鱼 This man wants to put all that on hold because it inconveniences a fish.
Mr. Crane Mr. Crane
首先 Well, first,
整件事要从养殖三文鱼说起 this whole thing kind of goes to the farmed salmon issue.
政府想把养殖的三文鱼与 The government is trying to count these
野生的一起统计 genetically raised salmon as wild ones.
这样就能把三文鱼 从濒临绝种名单中剔除 So they can take salmon off the endangered species list.
我都知道 那又如何 I get that. So what
又如何 人类 法官阁下 工作 保险 课本 食物 人类 So what People judge, jobs, insurance, schoolbooks, food. People.
养殖的三文鱼对人体有害 Well, farmed salmon is terrible for people.
它们含有致癌物质 They're carcinogenic.
看上去也不像真的三文鱼 They don't even look like real salmon.
随便一提 他们用药喂鱼把肉变红 By the way, they're fed these little pellets to turn their meat red.
否则 肉就是白的 人类 工作 美国为先 Otherwise, it's this pallid white. People, jobs, America first.
有个流言 There's a rumor.
我没有证据 但有这样的流言 I can't give evidence on this, but there's a rumor
那些得了疯牛病 必须被屠宰的牛 that cattle they have to kill due to mad cow disease,
他们把牛肉绞碎去喂养殖的三文鱼 they grind them up and then feed the meat to the farmed salmon.
反对 法官大人 Objection, your honor.
这种说法毫无根据 There is nothing in the record that even remotely substantiates that.
辩方律师 河流问题只涉及野生三文鱼 Counsel, the river in question only concerns wild salmon,
我们能不谈养殖的三文鱼吗 so can we get off the farmed salmon
我们谈论的是那条河 规避了环境保护法令 We're talking about lifting the environmental protections on that river.
他们用养殖的三文鱼充数 They're inflating the salmon count
从而避开了保护法令 with the farmed numbers to get those protections lifted.
人类 工作 食物链 People, jobs, food chain.
没错 人类 工作 Oh, yes, people and jobs.
我国野生三文鱼是十亿元的产业 Wild salmon is a billion-dollar industry in this country alone.
一旦我们破坏野生三文鱼的现状 Once we destroy the wild salmon population
就像我们现在所做的 and that's what we're doing.
那十亿元的产业就完蛋了 That's a billion-dollar industry gone.
人类 工作 课本 People, jobs, schoolbooks.
我们还得去吃那些肉 And we'll have to go back to eating meat.
人类 癌症 People, cancer.
只是吃些人工养殖的东西 We'll just eat the farmed stuff.
人工的食物没有问题 法官大人 There's nothing wrong with synthetic food, your honor.
看在上帝的份上 我们就生活在合成里 We live in a synthetic country, for god's sake.
这点而言 And on that note
我无话可说 I'll rest.
Donny Crane Donny Crane.
你没看见Seymnore的脸色 You should have seen Seymore's face.
我想我要失业了 你不会被解雇的 I think I'm about to get fired. You won't be fired.
我该怎么办 What am I gonna do
结案陈词里还能说什么 What can I possibly say in my closing
我一点头绪都没有 I've got nothing.
兔子 Rabbit
什么 I'm sorry
从你裙子里掏只兔子出来 Pull a rabbit out from under your dress.
Gerry Spence往往会在 毫无希望的情况下 You know what Gerry Spence does is these hopeless situations
对陪审团讲故事 He just tells the jury a story.
故事 别管什么故事 有趣就好 A story Any story, as long as it's interesting.
他只想逗乐陪审团 He just entertains the jury.
把他们玩在手心里 He gets them right here,
等够火候的时候 and in that moment when he has them right here,
他就把故事和案子联系起来 he connects the story to his case,
不管多牵强 多可笑 sometimes barely, sometimes ridiculously.
他就请求陪审团放人 And then he asks the jury to let his client go,
天晓得 他们都真的会照办 and for god knows what reason, they often do.
一个好故事可能就是你的机会 Alan A good story may be your rabbit. Alan.
不好意思 Sally 有点要紧的事 I'm sorry, Sally. This is a little important.
给个数字吧 I need your number.
你有我的电话号码 Christine 我没换过 You have my number, Christine. I haven't changed it.
Alan 诉讼最终无非就是个数字 Alan, every lawsuit eventually comes down to a number.
你的是多少 What's your number
七十五万 $750,000.
那就彼此了 二十五万 And I'm the insane one. $250,000.
太低了 很不错了 Too low. It's more than fair.
她找到工作了 但薪水少了 She got other employment. At less pay.
开价是二十万 不能成交 Christine The present-day value of $200,000. That offer is rejected, Christine.
我不知道是否我来做结案呈词 I don't know if I'm up to closing.
我想应该我 但我不 I think I am, but I don't
当事人的底线是二十五万 The client will only go up to $250,000.
求你了 Please.
这个数字不可能 Christine That number won't get it done, Christine.
一个有抢劫和入室行窃前科的人 A man with felony priors for robbery and burglary,
这次却因为误会而偷钱包 but this time, he stole the wallet by mistake.
误会 Sure.
有一天 我在厨房 One day, I was in my kitchen.
大约是十五岁的时候 I think I was about 15.
佛瑞德走了过来 And in came Fred,
我可可豆色的大拉布拉多犬 my big chocolate lab.
嘴里叼着一只死兔子 And in his mouth was a dead rabbit.
邻居的宠物 The neighbors' pet rabbit.
我以为是佛瑞德闯的祸 And I thought, this is it for Fred.
如果被知道它杀了他们的宠物 If they find out he killed their adored pet,
动物管制就会来人把它 . animal control would be down and
所以我拿起兔子 so I took the rabbit,
在水槽里冲洗干净 washed him off in the sink,
用吹风机吹干 让它白白的 毛绒绒的 pulled out the blow-dryer, got him all white and fluffy looking,
然后我偷偷溜进邻居的后院 and I snuck over to my neighbors' backyard,
把它放回笼里 and I put him back in the cage,
希望他们觉得兔子是自然死亡 hoping they'd think he died of natural causes.
那天晚上 我父母来到我房间 That night, my parents came into my room.
他们告诉我 邻居的兔子三天前死了 The neighbors' pet rabbit had died three days ago, they told me.
他们把它埋在树丛里 They buried him in the woods,
居然有个疯子把兔子挖出来 and some wacko evidently dug him up,
洗干净又放回笼子里去了 washed him off and put him back in the cage.
我当时就觉得 And I remember thinking to myself
真相可以比虚构更离奇 the truth is not only stranger than fiction,
更让人难以置信 but often less believable.
女士们 先生们 这正如我们现在遇到的 And that's what we have here, ladies and gentlemen.
我认为合理的解释是 The logical version, I suppose,
我的委托人的确拿了钱包 is that my client stole that wallet.
虽然难以置信却极有可能 The less believable, but quite possibly true account,
他误认为钱包是自己的 is that he mistook it for his own.
在座各位没有人 Nobody, not one of us,
能百分百肯定 can be sure it didn't happen
事实与Ramone Valasquez所说不同 exactly the way Ramone Valasquez said it did.
理当存疑 That's reasonable doubt.
很多人喜欢在这对着咖啡发呆 People like to stare at their coffee a lot here.
都准备好了 All set
嗯 Yep.
你喜欢当律师吗 Alan You like being a lawyer, Alan
挺喜欢的 你呢 I do, actually. You
喜欢 Yeah.
除了有时候在工作中 Except for the days when the job is ugly,
你必须无视自己的仁慈和同情心 when you have to go against your instincts to be kind or compassionate.
她搞砸案呈词是我们胜诉的关键 It's important that she not close well.
有些人会看不开 Some people simply cannot let go.
当你深爱一个人 You love a person so desperately
你可能就会失去理性 you, perhaps, lose sight of reason,
变得荒唐 and you begin to act unreasonably,
甚至失控 perhaps out of control, even.
Daniel Ralston就可能控制不住 自己的行为 It's possible Daniel Ralston hano control over his behavior.
或许他真的情不自禁 想追求Wendy Moore Maybe he truly couldn't stop pursuing Wendy Moore.
或许他必须不断的打电话 安排那些午餐 Maybe he had to keep calling, had to schedule those lunches,
如果可能还想跟踪她 had to seemingly stalk her, if you will.
因为他深爱着她 He was in love with her.
人陷入爱河就会疯狂 People in love lose their grip.
但问题在于她 她的精神状态 But what's at issue here is her state of mind, her mental state.
不是Mr. Ralston的 Not Mr. Ralston's state of mind,
是Wendy的 but Wendy's.
她活该被这种无理的追求骚扰 Was she reasonably upset by this relentless pursuit
她只是个在尝试挽回婚姻的女人 She's a married woman with a family trying to salvage her marriage,
而她的上司三番五次的骚扰 and her boss keeps calling, keeps coming, keeps coming,
不放过她 keeps propositioning her.
她的确曾经爱过这个男人 The fact that she once loved this man
却只让情况更糟 only makes it worse, more difficult.
除了离开她还有什么选择 What choice did she really have but to leave
可能从头到底都是他的计划 Maybe that was his plan all the time.
他知道他没权解雇她 He knew he couldn't fire her.
于是他玩起了心理游戏 Maybe that was his psychological game,
她要结束纠缠的唯一选择就是 where the only thing that she could really do in the end
上车 was get in her car
然后走人 and drive off.
制造出了敌意工作环境
这就是最典型的 证据确凿的性骚扰 That is prima facie classic sexual harassment.
工作场所总有着爱情 Love happens in the workplace all the time.
可以说是大多数婚外情的发源地 In fact, it's where most affairs start, most relationships.
这很正常 It happens.
分手也是 So do breakups.
作为女性 我厌恶这样的诉讼 As a woman, I am offended by the onslaught of these lawsuits.
中立的说 As neutral as the language may be,
现今的性骚扰法例带有性别偏见 sexual harassment law is gender biased
它的存在是为了保护女性 it exists to protect women.
给人的感觉就是女性是弱者 It feeds into the perception that women are weaker than.
所有这些可以追溯到早期英国法 It goes all the way back to common law,
女性由于心智上的缺陷 where women were denied the right to enter into contracts
而不得参与契约的制定 because we lacked mental capacity.
性骚扰法例是为了保护 Today's harassment law is designed to
我们在工作场所不受骚扰 protect us from sexual banter in the workplace
因为觉得我们不能忍受 because we just can't take it.
可我能忍受 I can take it.
你能吗 你呢 Can you Can you
我们真的需要一个无性的工作环境 Do we really need to cleanse the workplace of all sexual expression
那我们就安全了 so it'll be safe for us
这些法例认定我们 These laws treat us
在心理和感情上都是脆弱的 as if we were either psychologically or emotionally impaired,
我很厌恶这样 and I'm sick of it.
有些案子的确伸张了正义 Are some cases legitimate
肯定有 Absolutely.
但这个案子 这位女士是成年人 But here, this woman is a grownup.
她和上司有了一段你情我愿的关系 She entered into an adult, consensual relationship with her boss.
最后不欢而散 It ended, perhaps bumpy.
他受到了伤害 却仍爱着她 她却因此而告他 He's hurt, he's still in love, so she sues.
她没有被解雇 She wasn't fired.
她受过高等教育 是公司副总裁 She's a college-educated vice-president of a brokerage firm.
她三十四岁 是专业人士 She's 34 years old. She's a professional.
她今天来告诉你们 她不能保护自己 She's here today to tell you that she can't stick up for herself.
她是在利用法律的偏见 She is here today trying to take advantageof a law
宣称女性是两性关系的弱势 that declares women to be the weaker sex.
我可不是 各位 Not for me, ladies and gentlemen.
我不会开车走人 I wouldn't have gotten in my car and driven off.
我会开车撞死他 I'd have sooner driven over him.
请把这些人 Let's treat these people,
他们双方 both of them
真正当作成年人 as if they were grownups.
据我调查野生三文鱼 My own quick research reveals wild salmon,
特别是大西洋鲑鱼 especially Atlantic salmon,
已经在灭绝的边缘 are threatened with extinction.
它们属于濒临绝种的物种 They'rean endangered species,
因此那条河仍应属于环境保护范围 which means the environmental protections on that river have to stay in place.
法官阁下 算在一起就不濒危了 Your honor, they're not endangered if you count the farmed salmon.
我不会加上养殖鱼的数字 I'm not counting the farmed salmon,
那简直是荒唐的算法 and the idea to count them is absurd.
那条河将继续受到保护 That river stays protected.
你们的改建计划正式取消 Your variance is officially pulled.
永久禁令即时生效 A permanent restraining order is now in effect.
我一直就告诉你 你语速太快 I keep telling you, you talk too fast.
太快了 You talk too damn fast.
什么 美国为先 我们是合成的国家 America first. We're a synthetic country.
你想怎样 强者必胜 What's wrong with you The best man won in there.
爸爸 You know, dad
我没在这样大型的庭审中发过言 I've never really had a big trial to speak of.
这是 This is
过去十几年里 for the last 10 years or so,
我一直在模仿你 I've pretended to be you.
大学 法学院 Through college, law school, and
每次出庭我就会 I always felt like whenever I'd go into a courtroom,
多少有些 I would kind of
追逐你的影子 channel you or something.
但这次我真正感觉到 But this is the first time I actually felt it.
我是Donny Crane I was Donny Crane.
没错 你是 Yes, you were.
真的 你就是 Yes, you were.
Moor起诉Ralston一案 In the matter of Moore vs. Ralston,
责任归属问题 我们裁定原告胜诉 on the question of liability, we find in favor of the plaintiff.
此外判定被告赔偿十二万五千元 We further order the defendant to pay damages in the amount of $125,000.
感谢陪审团的抽空出席 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, thank you for your time.
可以退庭了 You are discharged.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
反正我赢了 I got my verdict anyway.
谢谢你 Thank you.
谢谢 Thank you.
恭喜 Christine 很精彩 Congratulations, Christine. You tried an excellent case.
谢谢 Thank you.
Alan Alan
我知道我们关系已经结束 I can and do accept that it's over.
问题是 The thing is,
在治疗期间 唯一写信给我 while I was institutionalized, the only person who wrote to me,
看望我 给我打电话的人 who came to visit me, who called me,
只有你 was you.
我的世界两点一线 My world became quite 2-dimensional.
你和医院 There was the hospital and you,
当我突然要离开这样的世界 and when I was suddenly faced with having to walk away
离开你和医院 我无法适应 from both the hospital and you, it was more than I could.
但我会熬过去的 but I am going to make it.
你会的 I have no doubt.
这次你很出色 You tried an excellent case.
抽空去那间很棒的印度餐厅吃饭 We should eat at that wonderful indian place sometime.
我很乐意 I'd like that.
她会不会像Glenn close那样吸引你 You don't think she'll go Glenn close on you
没有 No.
只是好奇心使然 Out of compulsive curiosity,
我总乐意帮助自己那些 多彩多姿的前女朋友 I always befriend my most colorful ex-girlfriends.
漂亮的女人啊 Glenn close Beautiful woman, Glenn close.
真想和她上床 Always meant to have sex with her.
我带上兔子了 Well, I went with the rabbit.
什么品种 Of what variety
我说了个街知巷闻的故事作为结案陈词 I told an urban legend story for my closing.
关于兔子的 Involved a rabbit.
得到了陪审团的信任 然后呢 Got the jury right here. And
他们商议了三十二分钟 They came back in 32 minutes.
无罪 Not guilty.
真的 You're kidding.
我们应该欢庆一下 I thought we could celebrate
像群兔子 like rabbits.
你的窝 还是我的 Your hutch or mine
九点 我的窝 记得要来 9:00, my hutch. Be there.
Sally Heep Sally Heep.
看来今天我们大家事业爱情两得意 Well, it seems we're all winners today in court, in love.
你今天没有赢 记得吗 是你那边输了 You didn't win in court today. Remember Your side lost.
哦 没错 Ooh, that's right.
他真的了不起 He was really something.
你该去见见他 You should have seen him.
你怎么能十五年不见他儿子一面 May I ask, how does a man not see his son in 15 years
呃 别跟我说这个 Uh, don't start with me.
我只是好奇 不想评价 I'm being curious, not judgmental.
这就是Denny Crane的为人 Is that who Denny Crane is
他不是我的儿子 He's not my son.
怎么说 What do you mean, he's not your son
他母亲用亲子鉴定诉讼吓到了我 His mother slapped me with a paternity suit.
我妥协了 I settled.
十年后她因为愧疚而回来 She came back about 10 years later with a guilty conscience
坦白我不是他父亲 只是摇钱树 and admitted that I wasn't the father, just deep pockets.
但我喜欢那孩子 But I like the kid,
所以继续出钱供他读书什么的 so I kept paying for his education and so forth.
很明显他并不知情 Obviously, he doesn't know.
他母亲说 His mother said
这会伤透他的心 it would break his heart.
他是那么的喜欢做Denny Crane的儿子 He so liked being the son of Denny Crane.
谁不想 Who wouldn't
你不是我父亲 You're not my father
我不是你儿子 I'm not your son
我不是你的儿子 I'm not your son.
血缘上不是 Not by blood.
还要怎样才算不是 你没有养育我 Then how You didn't raise me.
谁是我的父亲 Who's my father
你得去问你母亲 You'll have to discuss that with your mother.
所有这些都是假的 嘿 It's all been a lie. Hey
你在法庭上的表现不是假的 What wasn't a lie was your performance in that courtroom.
你是个好律师 You're a hell of a lawyer.
你有我的本色 You did channel me.
我 我要走了 I, I got to go.
先生 Sir
我可以继续用这名字吗 is it okay if I keep the name
当然没问题 Of course.
Donny Crane Donny Crane.