这是工作会议 Mr.Shore This is a staff meeting, Mr. Shore.
我知道 I realize that.
为什么穿得像圣诞老人 感恩节过完了 Why are you in a Santa suit It's after Thanksgiving.
你也不想我穿得 还像个朝圣者吧 Surely you're not suggesting I still dress as a pilgrim.
那么这位是 And who is this
她是我的精灵 She's my elf.
有时候 特别圣诞老人喝了酒后 Sometimes, especially after Santa's been drinking,
他通常会需要一个帮手 he needs a little helper.
你今天喝酒了没 Have you been drinking today
没有 今天带她来 我只是觉得好玩 No. Today, I just brought her for amusement.
我的医生们都担心 这个工作会议 My doctors are concerned these staff meetings
会让我崩溃昏迷 could cause me to lapse into a coma.
我明白了 I see.
由于会中信息享受保密特权 Well, since privileged information is exchanged during these staff meetings,
你的助手必须离场 your helper will have to leave.
在办公室等我好吗 亲爱的 Would you wait in my office, dear
当然可以 Sure.
实际上 有个没预约的家伙 Actually, there is that walk-in.
正在接待处等着 也许Alan可以去看看 He's waiting in reception. Maybe Alan should take that.
说得对 Perhaps you're right.
不合理解雇 那人曾经是商场的圣诞老人 A wrongful termination, a guy was fired as a department store Santa.
既然你看起来 I mean, since you seem to have such
和这主题这么一致 我来 a connection with the subject matter.I'll do it.
我一直很想接一个 圣诞老人的案子 I've always wanted a Santa case.
噢 Alan会更适合 Oh, this is much more right for Alan.
我说了我来 I said I'll do it.
他在哪 Where is he
呃 在接待处 Uh, in reception.
Gil Furnald Gil Furnald
是我 That's me.
不 不是你 是的 是我 No, it isn't.Yes, it is.
不 不是 No, it isn't.
你最好习惯 Ho ho ho. Deal with it.
Alan Tara Alan.Tara
那个女人是怎么回事 What's with the woman
哪个女人 What woman
哪个 你带到会议上的那个 What woman The one you brought to the staff meeting.
她是我的小精灵 Tara 我想我解释得很明白了 She's my elf, Tara. I thoughtI was quite clear on that.
是 很有趣 她为什么会在这里 Yes, very amusing. Why is she here
是这样 从去年到现在 我好像又胖了几磅 Well, it seems I've put on a few pounds since last year.
所以她把我的新圣诞套装送了过来 So she brought me my new suit.
我为救世军做过一些事情 I do some work with the salvation army.
实际上 我们相当有默契 We work as a team, actually.
有问题 Is there a problem
完全没有 可是 Not at all.But
我没想查你的背景 not that I've been doing background checks,
但我有个朋友正好认识 你的一个老朋友 而且 but I have a friend who evidently knows an oldfriend of yours, and
什么 And
你曾经跟一个侏儒同居过 You once cohabited with a little person.
甜蜜的两年 Two lovely years.
我和她住在一起有三年了 I lived with her for three.
你是不是对女侏儒 Do you have a thing
特别有感觉 for little women
我是对女人有感觉 I have a thing for women.
你就没有约会过比自己矮的人 You've never fallen for someone shorter than you
这个 我想我现在就是 Well, I believe I'm involved with one now.
是你搞错了 还是我在嫉妒 Either you're mistaken, or I'm jealous.
要和平相处真的很难 和这么个 It's just very difficult to reconcile being drawn to a person I consider
令人讨厌的人 well, repugnant.
所以你觉得 一朵鲜花插在牛粪上了 What, you think you're the first good girl to fall for a bad boy
是不是我的问题让你反感 Is my problem annoying you
没有 对不起 我 No. I'm sorry. I
我只是想说 I just meant to convey
这很正常 女性会被自己看不上的男性吸引 it's very common for women to be attracted to men they don't admire.
可能因为 What could be at play here,
你不喜欢自己的某些特质 there are qualities in yourself you don't like,
或希望有Alan Shore的一些特质 不是这样的 or qualities about Alan Shore you wish you had.That isn't it.
我觉自己挺好 I like myself just fine.
别以为我没看见 I saw that.
呃 Uh
听着 今天我完全不在状态 Look, this is not a great day for me.
再约个时间怎样 Perhaps we should reschedule
好吧 Okay.
一切都还好吧 Is everything okay
是的 Yeah.
能作为律师和我谈谈吗 Could I speak to you as a lawyer
啊 当然可以 Uh, sure.
但是我要计时收费的 But you're gonna have to face the little clock towards me.
有保密特权对吗 律师和委托人 This is all privileged, right lawyer, client
当然啦 Of course.
那好吧 我 我这有个 治疗了四年的病人 Look, I, I have a patient who's been with me for almost four years now.
而且他 嗯 And he, um,
他总是说些自己的幻想 he habitually speaks of fantasies,
计划想去做的事 things he plans to do.
都是些毫无根据的胡思乱想 They're typically idle ruminations,
我觉得 他只是想过过瘾 I suppose, to make him feel better.
最近 他一直在说 想要谋杀自己的前妻 Lately, he's been talking about murdering his ex-wife.
开始 我认为又是说说而已 And at first, I thought, harmless chatter again.
但是这次 他看起来很坚决 But there seems to be such a resolve.
Lori 我也不能确定真假了 Lori, I can't be sure that it isn't real this time.
这个男人很有可能 在策划谋杀自己的前妻 This man may very well be planning to kill his ex-wife,
我却不知道该怎么办 and I'm just not sure what to do.
我只是偶尔喜欢穿女人的衣服 I just like wearing women's clothes sometimes.
不是我的性取向有问题 It's not a sexual turn-on.
呃 只是有时觉得想这样 Well, it just feels right sometimes.
那么 基本上说 你的精神有问题 So, basically, you're a sicko.
我没病 I'm not sick.
放松点 哥们 Lighte, my man.
那么 还有什么事 就是因为你穿裙子被发现了 So, what, you got caught in a skirt, and that was it
我的老板发现了这事 而且 是的 我因此被开除了 My employer found out, and, yes, I got fired.
他们盘问了我很多问题 They asked me a lot of questions,
比如我是不是同性恋之类的 like whether I'm gay.
你是不是呢 Are you
其实这并没有什么错 Not that there's anything wrong with it.
对 但这并不影响 我装扮成圣诞老人啊 Yes. But that does not make me an unfit Santa.
你有犯罪记录 没有 Criminal record.No.
没有 没有 一点也没有 No, no, no, no, no.
我从来没出过错 And there's never been any incident.
八年来我一直是个称职的圣诞老人 I have been a good Santa for eight years.
一个很棒的圣诞老人 A great Santa.
我可以给你看那些感谢信 I can show you the letters.
还有些孩子和他们的家人 特地是为我而来的 There are kids and families who have specifically come back for me.
所以我想 这不公平 And I thought, this is wrong.
我不该失去工作 只因为我的穿着 I should not lose my job because of how I like to dress.
他知道你录像了吗 Does he know you taped him
不 我只是完全违背了职业道德 No, I'm just full of ethical violations.
我一定要亲手去做 It's important that I do it with my hands.
我不知道为什么 也许你能告诉我 I don't know why. You could probably tell me why.
但是 你看 问题是 But, see, the thing is,
我不想用枪杀了她 I don't want to shoot her
或者 啊 毒死她 or, uh, poison her
或是用车撞死她 or hit her with a car.
都不行 一定要勒死她 No. It needs to be by strangulation.
知道为什么吗 Do you have any guess as to why
第一 Well, for one,
我想实实在在地感受 她生命的流逝 I actually want to feel the life going out of her,
我想用我的双手 I mean, with my hands.
去感觉她身体慢慢无力 I want to feel her body go limp.
同样 我要她也感受到 Also, I want her to experience it.
我要让她知道自己正走向死亡 I want her to know that she's dying,
我要一直看着她的眼睛 and I want to see her eyes as I do it.
你又怎么知道 这次不只是说说而已 And how do you know that this isn't just talk
我一直就在说 我不知道 I keep telling you, I don't know.
我是说 他经常在幻想 I mean, he's often fantasized.
去年 他就说要炸死他的老板 Last year, he spoke of blowing up his boss.
但这次他的举止 正像我说的 But his demeanor here, as I said,
他的这种坚决让我很担心 there's a certain resolve that really concerns me.
你把这个给其他医生看过 还是 Have you shown this to any other therapists or
没有 没有 没有 我是 唯一做判断的人 No, no, no, I am the only one who can make that call.
而你的判断是 他很可能会那么做 And your call is it's possible he's going to do it.
我应该告诉那个前妻吗 Do I tell the ex-wife
我知道你对相关法律也很清楚 Well, I'm sure you know the law on this as well as I do.
我是说 你有责任去警告受害者 I mean, you have a duty to warn the victim
如果你有理由确信她处于危险中 if you're reasonably certain she's in physical danger.
但如果是不能确信 But falling short of being certain
你必须维护医生对病人的保密特权 You honor doctor-patient privilege.
这要把我逼疯了 This just seems crazy to me.
究竟怎么选才好 I mean, which side is better to err on
今天就审理 A trial today
呃 准确说并不是审理 Well, it's not exactly a trial.
只是听证而已 It's an evidentiary hearing.
但我还是要作证 But I'd need to testify
这是你拿到 法庭禁令的唯一办法 It's the only way you can get a restraining order.
顺便说一声 我们要脱了裙子 We'll lose the dress, by the way.
西装领带 Coat and tie.
Alan 太好了 Alan, excellent
Alan 这是Gil Furnald Alan, Gil Furnald
这位是Alan Shore Alan Shore.
我发现我的圣诞老人 是个男扮女装的神经病 Turns out that my Santa claus is a sort of cross-dressing sicko.
比你疯得还厉害 He's more you.
他当然比我厉害 Denny He is absolutely more me, Denny,
但是很可惜 我的日程安排 but unfortunately, my schedule
Alan 我对这类事有阴影 Alan. I have trouble with this sort of subject matter.
你害怕同性恋者 不是这样 You're homophobic. It's not that.
那是什么原因 What is it then
我父亲 It's my father.
有时候他会穿上裙子 Sometimes he wore dresses.
他说那是苏格兰短裙 还唱苏格兰歌曲 但我们都清楚 He called it a kilt and sang all those scottish songs, but we knew.
拜托了 聆讯就在 2:00 Please. The hearing's at 2:00.
你好 Hello.
Sally Sally,
能很快的帮我做个背景调查吗 could I trouble you to do a quick background check
我发现我们不做爱后 就很少交谈了 I realize we haven't spoken much since we stopped having sex,
而且 老实说 我感到十分沮丧 And, frankly, I'm dismayed by that.
但我要知道 这个新委托人的一切信息 But what I need to know is everything you can find out about my new client.
这里有他的姓名 地址和社会保险 Here's his name, address, and social security
你真的接了那件圣诞老人的案子 Is it true you're taking over the Santa case
是的 我接了 Bradley Yes, I am, Bradley.
你也有兴趣吗 Is it of interest to you
没有 但是可以这样 No, but it could be
比如说 我们打个赌 if we say, bet on it
又一场赌局 Another wager.
为什么不呢 Why not
这次想从我这要什么了 And would you already have stakes in mine
我一直在想你的精灵 I keep thinking about your elf.
要是你赢了 我就做一天你的精灵 How about if you win, I become your elf for the day,
如果你输了 你就当我的如何 but if you lose, you become mine
当然 要连精灵服也穿上 Complete with the costume, of course.
还要挂上铃铛 当然不能忘记铃铛 And bells. Can't leave out the bells.
Alan 嘿 能和你单独谈一会儿吗 Alan, hey, can I steal you for a second
一会儿 A second
时间长点还行 一会儿的话可就急了点 A minute I could maybe do, but a second would be pushing it.
你想我开始推进了吗 Would you like me to push it
你下流无耻的可以 You are so disgusting lyvulgar.
真的很重要 It's important.
这位是Konigsberg医生 This is Dr. Konigsberg.
Alan Shore Hello Alan Shore.Hello
喔 Alan Shore Oh, Alan Shore.
呃 Konigsberg医生有一个病人 Uh, Dr. Konigsberg has a patient
一直在说要谋杀他的前妻 而且可能是认真的 who talks about killing his ex-wife and could be serious about it.
可能是关键词 Could is the operative word.
我不能确定 I can't be sure.
显然问题明摆着 Obviously, there are some exposure problems.
我是说 如果他真这么做了 I mean, if the guy does do it,
而Konigsberg医生又被发现 早就预知了 and it was learned that Dr. Konigsberg knew of the risks beforehand
我会先查他的行医失误记录 The first thing I'd check is his malpractice policy.
你也不想无用功 You don't want to do anything to void coverage.
我已经做过了 I've done that already.
你的专长是什么 What's your specialty
婚姻咨询 Couples counseling.
第一次我见到的是夫妻俩 I first saw the client and his wife together.
自从他们离婚后 他就一直单独在我这治疗 Since their divorce, I've been working with him alone.
他们来找你 帮忙促进夫妻感情 So they came to you to improve their relationship,
现在一个却要杀了另一个 and now one wants to kill the other.
你干得不出色 是吗 医生 Not your best work, was it, doctor
那你找Konigsberg医生 又为了什么 And you're seeing Dr. Konigsberg for what
啊 只是来 Uh, just to deal with
作为律师 他雇了我 as a lawyer, he hired me.
他真是个活宝 He's a very mischievous man.
嘿 我们谈回案子好吗 伙计们 Look, can we stick to the case, folks
如果可能的受害人 曾经是你的病人 Since the proposed victim was or is a patient,
那你就真有责任了 you've got real duty problems.
如果威胁是真的 而你没有告诉她 If the threat is real and you don't tell her
可我不确定 所以我只能对我的病人负责 but I can't be sure it's real, which means my duty is to the patient.
让别的医生见见他 Can you have another therapist meet with him,
多些客观的看法 perhaps, get an objective opinion
我试过了 没有医生愿意承担这种风险 I've tried. No therapist will go near it for fear of potential liability.
那么 如果是我的话 我就会装成你的同事 Well, if it were me, I'd meet with him myself,
跟他见上一面 pretending to be one of your colleagues.
基本上不可能 That's hardly an option.
为什么 你需要客观的 Why You need objectivity
你不能假扮成医生到那去 you can't go there pretending to be a doctor.
我当然不能 我还有个审讯 但你可以 Of course I can't because I'm in trial, but you can do it.
噢 当然 然后被剥夺律师资格对吧 Oh, sure, and get disbarred
我的执照也会保不住 I'd likely lose my license.
喔 呃 瞧我这傻样 Oh, well, silly me.
我还在替那个前妻考虑 I was thinking about the ex-wife.
如果你们只是想保住 律师资格和医生执照 If it's merely a bar card and a medical license you're looking to preserve,
你就让Lori先入为主的相信 you first opine to Lori
你不能肯定这个男人 that you're not at all convinced the man
会去实施他的计划 intends to follow through on his threats,
而你就给医生写封建议书 then you draft an opinion letter to the doctor
告诉他别把这事捅出去了 telling him he need not disclose.
这样你俩的屁股 就不会挨板子了 Your respective asses will be covered,
然后皆大欢喜 and everybody's happy,
如果你不喜欢屁股被打 assuming you like your asses covered.
我就很喜欢有个硬硬的东西 冲着我可爱的屁股来两下 Personally, I love the feel of a stiff breeze against my rosy cheeks.
也许是我想错了 In any event, pardon my misunderstanding.
我觉得 这就是拿人命在打赌 I thought it was potentially human life at stake.
Sylvia Sylvia.
你这次想要什么 What do you want now
为什么你总认为 我是来要东西的 Why do you always think I want something
不会是我希望看到 Why couldn't it be that I just want to see the smiling face
秘书办公室里 最漂亮女孩的笑脸呢 of the prettiest girl in the clerk's office
你想要什么 Brad What do you want, Brad
我需要你帮个小忙 很小的 I need a small favor, tiny.
可是 首先 可以为我笑一个吗 But, first, please can I see that smile
上帝 如果我再年轻10岁 God.if I were 10 years younger
或者再老10岁 要我帮什么忙 Or 10 years older. What's the favor
下午有个法庭动议程序 There's a motion scheduled for this afternoon.
Furnald对Gordon百货公司 Furnald vs. Gordon's department store.
一个叫Alan Shore的律师 想申请禁止令 非法解雇 A lawyer named Alan Shore is seeking injunctive relief, unlawful discharge.
我想让这个案子 在Hingham法官的备忘录上 I need this case to fall on judge Hingham's docket.
Hingham法官 为什么是他 Judge Hingham Why would you want him
因为他是最适合 Because he's just right for this one.
到底是什么案子 Exactly what kind of case is this
一个同性恋 A homosexual
这就是我们在讨论的 That's where we're at now
圣诞老人竟然由同性恋来装扮 Santa clauses being played by homosexuals.
我觉得同性恋是一种叫法 法官 I believe homosexual is one word, judge.
但是为了避免混淆 我们还是说男同性恋吧 But to avoid confusion, let's say gay.
或是说异装癖 Let's say transvestite.
因为有确凿的证据 because that was the stated reason
如果是服装的问题 我的客户已经答应遵守 Well, if dress code is the issue, my client promises to comply with
一个同性恋异装癖 A homosexual transvestite
你想让我同意 让孩子们坐在他的腿上 you want me to allow children to sit in his lap
正是如此 噢 天啊 Exactly.Oh, boy.
Gordon百货公司完全尊重 Gordon's department store certainly supports
Furnald先生选择谁或什么 Mr. Furnald's right to choose who or what
说谎 他承认是男同性恋 你们就立即解雇了他 That's a lie. You fired him as soon as he told you he was gay.
不 我们解雇他 因为他迷恋异性装扮 No, we fired him for cross-dressing, which is considered a fetish.
他做圣诞老人的八年中 从来没出过错 He's played Santa for eight years without incident.
实际上 他还得到了来自 父母和雇主的大量好评 In fact, he's received glowing praise from both parents and employers.
你会愿意坐到他腿上吗 Would you sit in his lap
当然 为什么不愿意 Sure. Why not
他没有对我勃起 如果这就是你所担心的 And he hasn't gone homo erectus on me if that was your fear.
你在故意曲解 You're making entendres.
恶心 卑鄙 下流的曲解 Disgusting, sick innuendo entendres.
我不会让天真的孩子 I'm not going to put an innocent child
坐在这个喜欢穿女装的 变态的 圣诞老人膝盖上 in the lap of an unnatural Santa claus who dresses in female attire.
我们对圣诞节是充满虔诚的 There is a sanctity to the tradition of Christmas.
或者说最适合假装虔诚的节日 It is perhaps the most sanctimonious holiday there is.
那你绝对是圣诞节的使者 Then clearly you should be its poster boy.
本庭否决对临时禁止令的申请 Motion for T.R.O. denied.
我至少要求一次听证 这样我 否决 I'd at least like an evidentiary hearing, so that I may present.Denied
否决 否决 否决 Denied, denied, denied.
你刚才为什么要这么做 Why did you do that
你把他给惹恼火了 You antagonized him.
实际上 是他把我惹火了 Actually, he antagonized me.
这份工作对我很重要 Mr.Shore This job means something to me, Mr. Shore.
法官阁下 Your honor.
我已经作出裁决了 I have made my ruling.
对 但这是建立在 你的主观看法之上 Yes, based on what you think my client is
或是辩方的描述之上 or what the defense has presented him to be.
我请求您在夺走他的生活前 听一听他的想法 I ask you to at least hear from him before you take away his livelihood.
只要10分钟 10 minutes
比如为什么他会是个 好圣诞老人 拜托 as to why he'd make a good Santa. Please.
我给你10分钟 I'll give you 10 minutes.
5分钟直接发问 5分钟交叉发问 Five for direct, five for cross.
为什么她要在这 I don't understand why she's here.
我说过了 Brian I explained it, Brian.
当病人有可信的暴力犯罪威胁时 When a patient makes a credible threat to commit violence,
我的同事需要在场旁观 因为我可能需要建议 my colleague is here to observe because I may need counsel.
为什么 Why
你应该早些告诉我这个 You should've told me this before.
Brian 你可以告诉Harper医生 为什么你要杀你的前妻吗 Brian, would you tell Dr. Harper why you want to kill your ex-wife
我没想过要杀了她 I have no intention of killing her.
你没想过 当然没有 You don't.Of course not.
谋杀在马萨诸塞州属于犯罪 Murder is illegal in Massachusetts.
那你对Konigsberg医生说的事 So when you were saying these things to Dr. Konigsberg
我没说过 I never said them.
Konigsberg医生搞错了 Dr. Konigsberg is mistaken.
我也不想付两个治疗师的工钱 I also have absolutely no intention of paying for two therapists.
再见 Goodbye.
很明显他对我们有敌意 Clearly he's a little hostile.
他因为你在这里而生气 而我 我不能怪他 Well, he's angry over you being here, and I, I can't say that I blame him.
我不知道这样的情况 可不可以去报案 I don't know if there's enough to go to the police,
但我觉得你至少也该 告诉他的前妻 but I think you should at least tell his ex-wife.
你和我一起去吗 Will you go with me
我 Lori 我将要触犯病人的保密特权 Me.Lori, I'm about to break privilege,
很可能就会被起诉 and I could very well be sued for it.
这种是非之地 我需要有律师在场 This is treacherous ground, and I would like my lawyer present.
所以拜托跟我一起去 So please do this with me.
恐怕我的话起不了作用 I'm afraid my words are having little impact.
关键是你的发言 Yours will have to.
没问题 Okay.
你说过这份工作对你很重要 You said this job means something to you,
你对此似乎真的充满激情 and you seemed rather impassioned.
确实如此 I am.
你接受过大学教育 Furnald先生 You have a college education, Mr. Furnald.
你也是个不错的电脑工程师 You do well in your computer job.
为什么这份兼职如此重要 Why is this part-time employment so important
我不知道 I don't know.
不 你知道 Yes, you do.
我想 I suppose,
一个孩子 一个同性恋的男孩 as a kid, a gay kid,
而且还很喜欢穿裙子 who liked to wear dresses
这样的圈子很小 that club is very small, by the way.
大多数异装癖都不是同性恋 Most cross-dressers are heterosexual.
所以 嗯 这样的一个孩子 Anyway, um, as a kid who
发现自己没有任何归属 felt like he didn't belong anywhere,
我让自己全身心地投入到 圣诞节的角色扮演中 I would throw myself into all the make-believe that goes with Christmas.
没有安全感的时候 As safe retreats go,
它支持着我继续生活 I suppose it helped me survive.
一直到今天 And it still does.
明天我要这样说吗 Should I say that tomorrow
一字别漏 Say all of it.
你会说出来吗 Would you tell
我不知道 I don't know.
我是说 如果这仅仅是幻想 I mean, if it's a fantasy
那如果不是呢 What if it's not
医患间隐私是首先被考虑的 The benefit of the doubt has to go to privilege.
即使是与死亡在做选择 Even when the downside is death
我没说这是个容易的选择 I'm not saying that it's an easy call.
他争取到了听证会 He got a hearing.
什么 Sorry
Shore 异装癖的圣诞老人 Shore, the cross-dressing Santa claus.
他居然争取到了听证会 He actually got a hearing.
不觉得自己把打赌的事情 看得太重了吗 Don't you think you're taking this bet thing a little too far
我不觉得是什么大事 只是在找个话题而已 I'm not making a big deal about this. I'm just making conversation here.
Brad 你不喜欢Alan 是吗 Brad, you don't like Alan, do you
我对那家伙完全没想法 I don't give the guy a thought one way or the other.
我能以朋友的身份说点忠告吗 Can I say something to you as a friend
自从他来后你就全身不自在 You've seemed kind of knotted up ever since he got here.
偶尔发泄下对你或许有帮助 It might help you if you just let your feelings out a little.
来吧 已经很晚了 Come on, it's late at night,
你在和一个朋友喝啤酒 you're having a beer with a buddy.
告诉我你怎么看Alan Shore Tell me how you feel about Alan Shore.
我不喜欢他 I don't like him.
再深入点 You can go deeper than that.
你有什么感觉 Brad What do you feel, Brad
我讨厌他 他嘲弄我 I hate him. He mocks me.
然后 他嘲笑我们的主管 Deeper.He mocks our commander in chief.
继续 他屁股发黄 身材走样 Deeper.He's got a putty ass and a flabby body,
不懂女人们为什么 都更愿意和他上床 and I can't understand why women would rather sleep with him than me.
就是这样 发泄出来了 There, it's out.
也包括你在内 And that includes you, by the way.
首先 我不和同事发生关系 First of all, I don't sleep with colleagues.
你在逃避问题 我没有 You're ducking the issue. I am not.
我也没兴趣逃避你们的任何一个 I have no interest in ducking either one of you.
我们挖得够深了 We've gone deep enough.
我一定要赢这局 I really need to win this bet.
Gordon的员工反映 According to employees at Gordon's,
Gil Furnald扮的圣诞老人好评如潮 Gil Furnald gets nothing but raves as Santa.
哦 得了吧 你真坐上去了 Oh, come on, would you sit his lap
为什么每个人都问我这个 Why does everybody keep asking me that
说动Hingham法官可不容易 Tough break drawing judge Hingham.
不过谁料得到呢 Who'd ever imagine that
Brad Brad,
你对我说服Hingham法官有什么想法 did you have something to do with my drawing judge Hingham
无非是旁门左道 That would be dirty pool.
我要感受她生命的流逝 I actually want to feel the life going out of her.
我是说用我的双手 I mean, with my hands.
去感觉她身体慢慢无力 I want to feel her body go limp.
而且 我要她也感觉到 Also, I want her to experience it.
我要她知道 自己正走向死亡 I want her to know that she's dying.
而且我不要她死得太快 And I don't want it to be instant.
我希望她意识清醒 I want her to actually have the thought,
上帝啊 他正在杀死我 My god, he's killing me.
一切发生时 我要看着她的眼睛 And I wanna see her eyes as I do it.
他这是怎么了 What's happened to him
让我重申一次 Let me reiterate.
他说过类似的话 但没有付诸实施过 He's talked like this before without ever going through with it, obviously.
显然 很多人会幻想 Many people fantasize
这说话的样子 也根本不是Brian For him to even speak this way, this is not Brian.
他一向都很温和 He is docile person.
我也注意到了 I realize that.
但可能只是说说而已 This might also simply be talk,
完全无害的话 只是为了让自己感到力量 safe talk that allows him to feel strong.
当觉得自己软弱时 Sometimes the weaker the person's constitution
他准备杀了我吗 Is he going to kill me
Mary 我来因为我无法确定 Mary, I'm here because I don't know.
我不认为他会 I really don't think so,
但你才是比我更了解他的人 but you are the one person that knows him better than I do.
我没见过他这样说话 从来没有 I've never heard him talk like this, ever.
你们报警了吗 Did you tell the police
这很棘手 Stevens夫人 It's tricky, Mrs. Stevens.
这是医患间的隐私 This is doctor-patient privileged stuff.
我们本不应该告诉你的 We shouldn't even be telling you this.
他计划杀了我 上帝啊 He plans to kill me, for god's sake.
所以我们才来告诉你 Which is why we are telling you,
这些威胁可能 我要报警 on the possibility that these threats.. I'm calling the police.
我不认为警察对此有计可施 I'm not sure that they could do anything at this point.
我是说 他们不能逮捕他 I mean, they certainly can't arrest him
只凭在私人心理治疗时说的话 for things he told a therapist in confidence.
我的建议是 What I would suggest,
让Konigsberg医生继续关注 let Dr. Konigsberg continue to monitor the situation.
他每天都会和你前夫见面 He's seeing your ex-husband every day.
如果情况恶化 我们就报警 If things progress further, we will call the police.
同时 也许你能到朋友那住阵子 In the meantime, maybe you could stay with a friend
我养了宠物 我不能 I have animals, I can't
那就找个朋友过来陪你 Or get a friend to stay with you.
我坐在那儿扮圣诞老人八年了 I've been sitting in that chair as Santa for eight years,
而且我扮的圣诞老人堪称典范 and I have been an exemplary Santa.
会有人告诉你 People will tell you,
即使他们不在Gordon购物 even if they don't shop at Gordon's,
他们也会专程过来看我 they come to see me.
这八年中你穿女人衣服有多久了 For how many of those eight years have you been dressing as a woman
所有这八年 All of them.
那么在这八年里 And in all this time,
你的异装癖有没有影响到工作 had your cross-dressing ever been an issue at work
没有 我一直都穿着圣诞老人的衣服 No, I was always in the Santa costume.
人们不会知道 People never even knew.
我小心的让这两个世界没有交集 It was always my intention to keep my worlds separate.
所以 这一直都是我的秘密 So, it's been my secret.
但你的秘密泄露了 But your secret got out.
上周我让一个小男孩坐在膝盖上 8岁 Last week I had a boy in my lap, 8 years old.
我问他圣诞节想要什么礼物 I asked him what he wanted for Christmas.
他说 圣诞老人 请把我变正常 He said, Santa, please make me normal.
他开始边哭边说 He was starting to cry as he said it.
他说 让我变正常 是的 他说 嗯 He said, make me normal. Yes, he said, um,
他说他病了 he said he was sick.
他说他喜欢穿女孩的衣服 He said that he liked to wear girls' clothes,
还坚信自己会下地狱 and he was sure he'd go to hell.
然后我就说 And I said,
孩子 你不是唯一的 son, you're not alone.
而且你也没病 And you're not sick.
然后我说了自己的秘密 And I told him about me.
谢谢你 先生 Thank you, sir.
这么说 你在工作的时候 So, while on the job,
告诉一个8岁大的孩子 圣诞老人是个异装癖 you told an 8-year-old boy that Santa is a cross-dresser
是的 Yes.
法官宣判了吗 Did the judge rule
没有 幸好 我得到了最终陈述的机会 No, miraculously, I persuaded him to let me give a final statement,
虽然我还不知道要说什么 though I have no idea what to say.
他居然承认自己告诉了孩子 他是个异装癖 The fact that he told a child he's a cross-dresser
我不该就那样让他出庭 I never should have put him on the stand.
我得想办法把这案子 打成同性恋歧视才行 I've got to somehow make this a gay issue.
个人而言 你穿精灵服一定很性感 Personally, I think you'll look very sexy in the elf outfit.
这是当然 但我不想输 I have no doubt, yet I don't wanna lose.
我有点喜欢上这圣诞老人了 I've grown attached to this Santa.
Brad看起来很开心 Brad seems pretty happy.
他在高兴什么 Does he have reason
Denny 你说过如果 我又遇到mary那样的案子 Denny, you said if I ever had another hail mary emergency,
你会再打电话的 是吗 you'd make the call.Really.
你确定 Are you sure
我需要你打电话了 I need you to make the call.
是关于什么的 这非常的微妙 And what's this about It's extremely delicate.
尽管律师与委托人间的秘密特权 可被延伸到整间公司 Though privilege typically extends to the whole firm,
但我向他保证过 这件事只会你知我知 I have assured him that this would go no further than you and me.
没问题 Okay.
这是Brian Stevens Brian 这位律师就是我 Meet Brian Stevens. Brian, this is the attorney I
怎么回事 What's going on
这就是你的客户 你是个律师 This is your client You're an attorney
嗯 是的 Um, yes.
你说过你是医生 You said you were a doctor
这该死的是怎么回事 What the hell is going on
呃 Paul 我们有利益冲突 Uh, Paul, we have a conflict.
我是Mr.Stevens 心理咨询师的代理律师 I represent the therapist who was treating Mr. Stevens.
她就是那个去我前妻家里的人 She's the one who went to my ex-wife.
她就是那个告诉Mary说 我要杀了她的人 She's the one who told Mary I planned on killing her.
她假冒成是医生 She pretended to be a doctor
他可以见你5分钟 He can see you for about five minutes.
然后他一整天就 5分钟足够了 After that, his day is completely Five minutes is more than enough.
你可以进去了 You can go in.
谢谢 Thank you.
很感谢您能见我 Thank you so much for agreeing to see me.
我的名字是Alan Shore 我 My name is Alan Shore, and I
说 Go.
我的名字是Alan Shore 也许您还记得 My name is Alan Shore. Perhaps you'll remember
每个人都有名字 孩子 Everyone has a name, son.
我对你的名字没兴趣 I'm not interested in yours.
你能有5分钟时间 是因为你认识他 You have five minutes because you know him.
Bill Clinton Bill Clinton
啊 那您一定还记得 您曾应Mr.Crane的请求 Ah, well, you'll remember at the behest of Mr. Crane,
在我的案子里露过一面 you made an appearance in one of my cases
有关非裔美国小孤儿Annie的 involving an African American little orphan Annie,
您的演讲让人印象深刻 and you were extremely effective.
给予我们一个黑皮肤的蜘蛛侠吧 Give us a black spider-man,
给我们一个跨越高楼的黑皮肤超人吧 give us a black superman who can leap tall buildings
句句掷地有声 all the big icons.
现在我手上又有个案子 Now I have another case,
关于一个男同性恋 遭受了不公平待遇 featuring a gay man who's being discriminating against.
还涉及了一个最大的偶像 圣诞老人 And this one involves the biggest icon of them all, Santa claus.
现在问题就在于法官 My problem is the judge.
他那小小的脑子已经 被偏狭的观念所僵化 His tiny brain has been calcified by intolerance.
当然他是在随大流 法官都会这样 However, he's certainly a slave to public opinion, as judges tend to be.
可是我改变不了公众的想法 But I can't really move the public.
但你却可以 You can.
你知道我想请求什么吗 Do you understand what I'm asking
你想让我变成你的兔子 You want me to be your rabbit.
我想请您以无比的光芒 笼罩着Al Sharpton I want you to be reverend Al Sharpton in all his massive glory.
我想请您在那振臂高呼 I want you to charge in there,
给我们一个同性恋的圣诞老人 say Give us a gay Santa claus,
最后以三声全能的主啊来结束 停 and button it with three god almighties.Stop.
我不做影响太大的事情 我很低调的 I don't do things big. I'm subtle.
当然 三声全能的主啊 Yes. Three god almighties.
看 我已经都替您写好了 Look, I've written it all out for you.
请您过目 Give that a look-see.
我见识过您的威力 牧师 I've seen you move mountains, reverend.
我真的需要您来改变 那个顽固法官的观念 I need you to move this one tiny-brain judge.
拜托了 Please.
真的拜托了 Pretty please.
Denny Crane Denny Crane.
你请来了Sharpton 我不知道 You got Sharpton I don't know.
他说他会考虑 He said he'd think about it.
他是不是开始专门替律师干这事了 Does he just do this kind of thing now, for lawyers
他是看Denny的面子 我们还是祈祷他会同意吧 He does it for Denny. Let's hope he does it for me.
准备好了 All set
你不希望我错过宣判 对吧 You don't want me to miss the ruling, do you
连服装都准备好了 Got the costume.
我的上帝 My god,
竟然假扮成一个医生 to impersonate a doctor.
我认为一条生命危在旦夕 而且我也不知道 I thought a human life was at stake, and I didn't know
这不是关键 Lori It doesn't matter, Lori.
你突然间变成了所罗门 You're suddenly gonna start playing Solomon
还开始违法规定 神圣不可侵犯的规定 and break rules, sacred rules,
只要你觉得应该 whenever you see fit
我都可能会被剥夺律师资格 I could be disbarred for this.
你 为什么 You Why
因为没有揭发你 For not turning you in.
我很抱歉 Paul 我只是 I'm sorry, Paul, I just
对不起 I'm sorry.
我认为这是Alan Shore的作风 I think it's this Alan Shore character.
自从他来这里以后 这件事与Alan Shore毫无关系 Ever since he got here.This has nothing to do with Alan Shore.
我不会受他的影响 I'm not influenced by him.
你曾经就受过我的影响 You used to be influenced by me.
告诉我你要我怎么做 Tell me what you want me to do.
我可以辞职 如果 I'll resign if
告诉我你要怎样 just tell me what you want.
首先 我要你向Mr.Stevens道歉 First, I want you to apologize to Mr. Stevens.
我做过了 那你就再做一次 I did that. Well, you need to do it again,
而且希望看在上帝的份上 他不会起诉我们 and hope to god he doesn't sue us.
你认识这个人多久了 Paul How long have you known this man, Paul
几年 只是工作上的联系 Years, only through work.
但他从没让我感觉有暴力倾向 But he doesn't strike me as being capable of violence,
如果这就是你想问的 if that's what you're asking.
我会把他请到这里来 I'll get him back in here.
以防万一他准备使用暴力 And on the chance that he could be violent,
当你道歉的时候 when you apologize,
我会在场 I will be in the room.
还有看在我的面子上 And for the sake of humoring me,
我们不要让Alan Shore参与进来 let's stay completely away from Alan Shore.
这些媒体来干嘛 What's all the media doing here
我不知道 I have no idea.
全体起立 All rise.
怎么 Uh-oh Uh-oh.What
早了10分钟 We're 10 minutes early.
请就座 Please be seated.
Mr.Phillips 在他开始前 你还有什么要说的 Mr. Phillips, have you got anything to say before I listen to him
Mr.Furnald被解雇 Mr. Furnald was fired
主要因为我委托人担心 他与孩子分享自己的癖好 mainly because my clients feared he'd share his secret proclivity with a child,
而且 根据他自己的证词 which, by his own testimony,
他也确实这么做了 is exactly what he did.
我反对这样的结案陈词 实在太短了 I object to that summation. It was entirely too short.
什么 这是为您考虑 法官阁下 What I'm only worried for you, your honor.
如果您准备宣判我们败诉 If you're inclined to rule against us,
他起码该替你提供个好说词 让你有话可说 he's got to at least give you a good argument to hang your hat on.
媒体看来才会合情合理 So, it looks good to all this media.
注意到媒体在场了吗 Did you notice the media here
你嗑药了 Are you on drugs
给你30秒 You've got 30 seconds.
我怕的就是这个 That's what I was afraid of.
法官阁下 关于那个孩子 Your honor, the child in question,
我委托人与之分享秘密的那个 那孩子活在痛苦之中 who my client shared his secret with, that child was in pain.
作为一个圣诞老人 Being a good Santa claus,
Gil Furnald觉得有责任 解除这种痛苦 Gil Furnald sought to relieve that pain.
就通过告诉他 自己也是个同性恋吗 By telling him he was a homosexual
又提到这三个字了 Those three little words again.
他没有告诉男孩他是个同性恋 He did not tell the boy he was gay.
他只是说自己 也喜欢穿女人的衣服 He only said that he also liked to dress in female attire.
为什么他总是往后看 Why does he keep looking back here
我不知道 I have no idea.
他还鼓励那孩子 不要认为自己有病 He encouraged the boy not to feel that he was sick.
告诉他不要觉得孤单 He urged him not to feel alone.
这是仅有的机会 It was a one-time occurrence
可以深入到这个孩子的内心世界 strictly intended to speak to the heart of this one child.
没有证据能表明 这个男人做错了什么 There is no evidence that this man has committed any wrongdoing,
也没有任何确凿的证据 nor is there any compelling evidence
能证明异装癖者就天生淫荡 that cross-dressers are inherently lascivious,
辩方也很清楚这一点 and the defendant knows that.
异装癖只是个被辩方 Cross-dressing is but a pretext
紧咬不放的一个借口 that the defendant has hung its hat on
来掩饰Gil Furnald因为同性恋 被解雇的的事情 to disguise the fact that Gil Furnald was terminated because he is gay.
我查过以往的记录 从来没有一个解雇纠纷 Last time I checked, it was not a firing offense for
是因为同 性或恋的 a civilian to be either ho, mo, or sexual.
好了 可以了 我已经听够了 All right, already, I've heard enough.
我要宣判了 你还不能宣判 I'm going to rule on this. You can't rule yet.
为什么不能 Why not
我不知道 I don't know.
呃 要是说 有位大名人会走进来呢 Well, what if, say, some big celebrity were to come charging through the door
抱歉我来晚了 法官 我会说得很快 Sorry I'm late, judge, I'll make this quick.
而且精妙绝伦 and subtle.
你又是谁 Who the hell are you
圣诞老人的形象已经树立了 The image of Santa claus has been crafted
几百个年头 for hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of years.
我们已经在一个不同的时代了 We're supposed to be in a different day.
给世界一个黑人圣诞老人 Give the world a black Santa claus.
让一个非裔美国人 Let the people have an African American
从烟囱里下来 带给人们欢乐和祝愿 come down the chimney bearing joy and good will.
同性恋 不是黑人 Gay, not black.
对同性恋的偏见应该马上停止 The prejudice against gay people must stop.
我们都说自己维护同性恋的权力 We all say we're for gay rights,
我们都说我们接受同性恋 we all say we accept homosexuality.
那么就给同性恋者一个拥抱 But give a gay man a hug,
坐到他的膝盖上去 这个人是谁 sit in his lap Who is this man
让宽容之钟在这个圣诞节中敲响 Let the bells of tolerance ring out this Christmas.
让人们放开自己的胸怀 就像在圣诞树下打开礼物 Let people open their minds as they open their presents underneath the tree.
我们需要你的胸怀 法官 就在今天 We need your mind, judge, today.
让同性恋者成为我的兄弟 Let the gay man be my brother,
成为你的手足 be your brother,
成为学校的老师 be the school teacher,
成为建筑工人 be the construction worker.
给世界一个同性恋的圣诞老人 Give the world a gay Santa claus,
全能的主啊 全能的主啊 全能的主啊 god almighty, god almighty, god almighty.
在这个平安夜里 把饼干和牛奶 Leave out the cookies and the milk this Christmas eve
留给一个圣洁的欢乐的同性恋吧 全能的主啊 for a holly jolly homosexual, god almighty.
完 And cut.
额外送你一次 I threw in one extra.
谢谢 Thank you.
我之所以能做个冷静的商人 One of the reasons why I've been such an even-tempered business man
就是因为有地方可以发泄 is because I've been able to find an outlet,
对着我的治疗师 毫无顾虑的发泄 a safe confidential outlet with my therapist.
但是你必须承认 像这样威胁杀掉前妻 实在是 But you must admit, threatening to kill your ex-wife like this, it is
Colson小姐 我16岁起就做心理咨询了 Ms. Colson, I've been in therapy since I was 16.
我绝大多数的计划 都是如何去杀了我爸爸 I spent most of those sessions planning on how to kill my father.
这都是气话而已 They're rants.
这样可以让我发泄愤怒 They help me get the anger out.
这会毁了我的 This is gonna ruin me.
Mary会歇斯底里 Mary acts on hysteria.
她会恐慌 然后爆发出来 She's gonna panic, and this is going to get out.
让我们去和Mary谈 Let us talk to Mary.
也许我们能让她平静下来 Perhaps we can settle her down.
如果被公诸于众 我会失去工作 I'll lose my job if this goes public.
让我们来把事情平息下来 Let us try to unring this bell a little.
好吧 Okay.
我们得解决这事 We need to fix this.
怎么解决 How
我们去找那个妻子 然后告诉她你反应过度了 We go to the wife, and we explain that you overreacted.
她也看了录象 Paul 这不会 She saw the tape for herself, Paul. It's not gonna
那我们就再解释说 we further explain that people say things
人们对治疗师说的话往往 to their therapists that sometimes
我们说过了 We did that.
那么 我们就再试一次 Well, we'll do it again.
她住在哪里 Weston Where does she live Weston.
我们5点从这里出发 We'll leave here at 5:00.
我不想解释 I don't wanna talk about it.
你赢了 You won
Hingham法官 就算再不情愿 Judge Hingham, horror that he is,
也得向公众低头 并且让Gil继续做圣诞老人 bowed to public sentiment and reinstated Gil as Santa.
那么 要是你不介意的话 And, if you don't mind,
我想尽快回去继续工作了 I would like to get back to work as soon as I can.
能和你私下说几句吗 Could I steal you for just a minute in private
当然可以 Sure.
听我说 嗯 Listen, um,
谢谢你 thank you,
不只为帮我找回工作 还有 not just for getting my job back, but,
呃 很少能遇到一个 well, it's not often that you meet a lawyer
对异装癖如此宽容的律师 with a soft spot for cross-dressers.
那么 你面前就是 Mr. Furnald Well, now you have, Mr. Furnald.
也没这么严重啦 It wasn't that so much.
只是所有我听到的 都让我觉得你是很棒的圣诞老人 It's just from everything I've heard, you are a magnificent Santa claus.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你太客气了 You're quite welcome.
我想还是你先开口 既然你认识她 I guess you should take the lead with her since you know her.
我也认识她的律师 I also know her lawyer.
我现在只希望她还没有联系他 All I can say is I hope she hasn't contacted him yet.
因为一旦他抓住这个 Because if he should get a hold of this
这是 What the
上帝啊 不 Dear god, no.
出什么事了 What happened
凶杀 前夫突然出现 然后 Homicide. The ex-husband just showed up, and
他在哪里 他有律师在场 Where is he He's represented.
我不觉得律师能帮上忙了 先生 I don't think a lawyer's gonna help him, counsel.
我要跟他谈谈 I want to speak with him.
我认为这也不可能 I don't think that's gonna happen, either.
他就在那边 He's over there.
这 这怎么回事 What, what happened
他突然出现 她说他是来杀她的 He showed up. She says he came here to kill her,
说她是开枪自卫 said she fired in self-defense.
Mary Mary
我会需要一个律师吗 Am I gonna need a lawyer
发生了什么 What happened
他突然出现 He showed up,
说我们需要谈谈 said we needed to talk.
我不相信 你知道的 在我看了录象以后 I didn't trust it, you know, after what I saw on that tape.
我把枪从抽屉里拿出来 I got the gun out of the drawer,
叫他马上离开 told him to leave.
他说他只是想谈谈 He said he just wanted to talk.
我对他说 滚出去 I told him, get out.
然后他开始向我走来 And then he started walking toward me.
所以你就开枪了 And you shot him.
他是来杀我的 对吗 He was gonna kill me, right
你告诉我的 You told me.
他准备勒死我的 He was gonna strangle me.
告诉我 我应该这么做 Promise me I had to do it.
告诉我 Promise me.