你是谁 Who the hell are you
是什么才对 这可是男洗手间 It's not who so much as what. This is a men's room.
你叫什么 小子 What's your name, fella
我是Shirley Schmidt 抱歉闯进来 I'm Shirley Schmidt. Pardon the intrusion but
一个助理起诉我们性别歧视 one of our assistants is suing us under title IX,
其中一条就声称 男职员享有更好的设施 claiming, among other things, the men have better fixtures.
你就是那个Shirley Schmidt Crane,Poole & So you're Shirley Schmidt of Crane, Poole &
Schmidt Schmidt.
Alan Shore 很高兴认识你 Alan Shore. It's a pleasure.
毫无疑问你会先洗手 Surely you intend to wash that first.
我家老二向来十分干净 I keep an extremely clean penis.
我知道你不少 彼此彼此 I know all about you. And I you.
第二个隔间里 写得很详尽 There's much written in stall number 2.
我想像中你年轻 多了 I pictured you younger. Much.
聪明的律师该会判断 对谁才能耍嘴皮 A smart attorney recognizes who he can or cannot rattle.
他也知道碰上后要怎样耍 He also knows a good rattle when he sees one.
我是你上司 我不会回应你的性玩笑 Since I'm your boss, I can't return your sexual banter,
但我要说按惯例 如果我要找人调情 but I will say, for the record, that if I were looking for a rattle,
这个人会更高 更帅 he would be taller, he would be better-looking.
他会比高中毛头小子成熟得多 He would be more evolved than a junior in high school.
我就更喜欢高中的小毛头 I prefer the juniors in high school.
他决不会是自恋狂 还有侏儒情节 He would be something other than a self-loathing narcissist with a dwarf fetish,
还有 以我刚从镜子里 and, yes, judging from what I got a glimpse of in the mirror
看到的来说 他的会比你大 when I first entered the room, he would be bigger.
很多 Much.
哇喔 哇喔 哇喔 My, my, my.
三年来她一直在 纽约办公室 She's been in the New York office the last three years.
传言说Lewiston请她回来 整顿些事情 Rumor has it Lewiston called her back to get things into shape.
什么事情 What things
我们的事 诉讼已经开始了 sally Us things. Litigation has been under performing, Sally.
另外 我们的形象越来越趋向 Plus, our image around town is becoming that of
完全正确 Denny Crane Denny Crane. Exactly.
我们也该被整顿一下了 我很高兴她能回来 The truth is, we need a kick in the ass, and I'm glad she's back.
Shirley Schmidt真的回来了 Lori Uh, Lori Is Shirley Schmidt really back
暂时的 快到会议室去 有急事找你 Temporarily. I need you in the conference room on another matter. It's urgent.
我有空 请尽快 I'm available. As soon as you can, please.
她为什么回来 Why is she back
很明显 Lewiston请她回来的 Evidently, Lewiston asked her to return.
为什么 这我可不知道 Why This I do not know.
我不想Shirley Schmidt 出现在这栋大楼 I do not want Shirley Schmidt in this building.
Denny 她是合伙人 你不能禁止她出现 Denny, she's a named partner. You can't exactly ban her presence.
我要告诉你件 其他人不知道的事 I'm gonna tell you something I haven't told anybody.
我和那女人有段热烈的 I once had a torrid
热烈的关系 和那女人 torrid affair with that woman.
首先 这事世人皆知 其次 应该是糟糕的 First, everybody knows that and second, the word would be horrid.
Shirley Shirley.
这间事务所容不下 我俩同时存在 This firm isn't big enough for the two of us.
同意 我们在两个城市最好 但 I agree. It would be best if we could be in different cities but
我俩天差地别 讽刺的是因此我才回来 it's our differences, ironically, that call for me to be here now.
什么差别 具体点 What differences, specifically
那就是 作为创始人 我仍知道怎么操作法律实务 Well, for starters, I still know how to practice law.
不必四处叫嚷自己的名字 生怕自己忘记 I don't have to go around saying my name out loud in order to remember it.
我不要你在这里 I don't want you here.
是因为 Is it because
你对我还有感觉 you still desire me
哈 Ha.
我已经没有恋母情节了 I'm over my wrinkle fetish.
你无法撩拨我的 Shirley 噢 拜脱 You don't arouse me, Shirley. Oh, please,
我只要说那两个 火热的小小的字眼 all I have to do is say those two combustible little words.
Denny Crane Denny Crane.
她还是很辣啊 She's still hot.
Alan 有人打电话来 不是客户 Alan, there's a guy on the phone. He isn't a client.
他从黄页广告里挑中我们的 He picked us out of the yellow pages.
说自己犯了罪 他要找个律师谈谈 He said he's committed a crime, and he needs to speak to a lawyer.
我们在黄页上登广告了 We advertise in the yellow pages
听起来他真很苦恼 He sounded really upset.
我该怎么做 What should I do
四线 对 Line four Yes.
我是Alan Shore This is Alan Shore.
如果你犯了罪 在提示音后 If you're a criminal, please state your name
请报上姓名和所犯罪行的性质 and the nature of your crime at the sound of the tone.
我杀了我母亲 I killed my mother.
先生 Sir, excuse me
你是律师 对吗 我 我所说的将被保密 对吗 This is a lawyer, right What, what I say is privileged, right
在告诉我你杀了妈妈前 It might have been wise to establish that before
先问这句话才是明智 但 没错 我们对此保密 telling me you killed mother, but, yes, we'll call this privileged.
那是个意外 现在我不知道该怎么办 It was an accident. Now I don't know what to do.
好的 Okay,
你母亲现在在哪 where is mother now
躺在厨房的地上 On the kitchen floor.
好的 Okay.
你叫了救护车吗 还是 And have you called for an ambulance, or
她已经死了 我不想报警 他们会抓我的 对吗 She's dead. I don't wanna call the police. They'd arrest me, wouldn't they
没错 Typically.
给我您的姓名和地址好吗 Why don't you give me your name and address, sir
啊 她来了 Ah, here she is.
John 这位是 Lori Colson John, this is Lori Colson.
Hanley tech的CEO Lori John Zenawi Lori, John Zenawi, CEO of Hanley tech.
很高兴认识你 我也是 Very nice to meet you. My pleasure.
请坐 Please sit.
John 是我们事务所的老客户了 John is a long time client of our corporate department.
是的 我曾有为贵公司做反垄断的案子 Yes, I think I've done some anti-trust work for your company on occasion.
他今天来是因为 He's here today because
John 你想亲自来说吗 John, would you like to explain
我生在苏丹 I was born in Sudan.
五岁的时候随父亲移民到美国 My father transferred to the states when I was 5.
从此生活在这里 I've lived here since.
我大部分的亲人都还留在苏丹 Most of my extended family remains in Sudan.
上个星期我的一个堂兄被杀了 One of my cousins was murdered there last week.
我很抱歉 I'm very sorry.
这已是我们家族 第十一个受害者了 That was the 11th family member to have been killed.
我无法形容 觉得自己有多无能 I can't begin to describe the sense of futility I feel.
Ms. Colson 我必须做点什么 I need to do something, Ms. Colson.
很幸运我现在非常富有 I've been fortunate to have made a lot of money,
我也无法再坐视不管 and I can no longer sit passively.
所以 即使这听起来很荒谬 So, as preposterous as it may sound,
或许还要花笔大钱 and as expensive as it may be,
我要起诉政府 I want to sue the government.
我们的法庭对苏丹政府没有司法权 Well, our courts wouldn't have jurisdiction over the Sudanese government.
我相信Paul已经告诉过你了 I'm sure Paul told you that.
他并不是要起诉苏丹政府 He's not looking to sue the Sudanese government.
我要告美国 I want to go after the United states.
基于什么 On what grounds
那就等你来告诉我了 That is what I need you to tell me.
Lori 只要有无法操作的案子 Typically, Lori, whenever there's a case that can't be brought,
我都会找你 I run it by you.
你就先骂我疯子或更难听点的 然后走开 You call me insane among other things more colorful, you exit the room,
但隔天就会带着 出人意料的点子回来 then return the next day with a crazy idea.
我们需要个点子 Lori We need that idea, Lori.
如果我能上法庭 Colson小姐 就有机会制造点声音 If I can get into court, Ms. Colson, I can make some noise.
这是我最想要做的 That is what I'm desperate to do here,
吸引公众的视线 put this issue in the spotlight a little,
能引起些抗议之类的 create maybe an outcry of sorts.
听上去可能有些刺耳 I don't mean to sound harsh,
但苏丹发生的种族屠杀 but the genocide going on in Sudan
媒体关注的很少 Mr. Zenawi has been covered quite a bit by the press, Mr. Zenawi,
美国人民已经表了态 and the American people have spoken.
他们不关心 They don't care.
那么至少 Well,
为了自己心安理得 I guess, for my own peace of mind,
我该尽我所能 I need to do whatever I can.
Maddie Maddie.
是 亲爱的 我是Shirley Schmidt Yes.Hello, dear, I'm Shirley Schmidt.
我昨晚读了你那份 关于性别歧视的陈述 I read your title IX complaint last night.
起草的很不错 显然你请了个很优秀的律师 It's very well drafted. You obviously hired an excellent attorney.
你被解雇了 Maddie You're fired, Maddie.
你不能 You can't
你不能因为我 起诉你们就解雇我 you can't fire me for bringing a title IX.
那你打算怎么办 亲爱的 告我吗 What are you going to do, sweetheart, sue me
你已经这么做了 You've already done that.
通知你那妙口生花的律师 告诉他多加上一条不合理解雇 Call your persuasive lawyer, tell him to add a count for wrongful termination.
再见 Bye-bye.
你现在是去找Paul Lewiston By now I'm sure you've run to Paul Lewiston.
不对 No.
我是来找你的 我才不管Paul Lewiston想干嘛 I'm coming directly to you because I don't care what Paul Lewiston wants.
我可是Denny Crane I'm Denny Crane.
Crane总在Schmidt的前面 Crane comes before Schmidt.
如你所说 不过只在我们亲密时 You refer, of course, to when we were intimate.
Shirley 我要你的日程安排 Shirley, I demand to know your agenda.
你总有计划 所以请 You always have one, so please
我告诉过你了 Denny 来收拾些事情 I told you my agenda, Denny. It's to fix things.
抱歉 Excuse me,
你叫什么名字 what's your name
衣服很漂亮 Sally Sally Heep Sally Heep. Very nice outfit, Sally.
怎么拼 Can you spell
穿的得体点 像个律师 Wear something more appropriate. Pretend you're a lawyer.
这个女人正是名优秀的律师 This woman happens to be an excellent attorney.
她正好也有个名字 She also happens to have a name.
是什么呢 What is it
时间到 再见 Time's up. Bye-bye.
Denny Crane Denny Crane.
请问尊姓大名 Could you please state your name
Alan Shore Alan Shore.
Mr. Shore 感谢到来 Mr. Shore, thank you for coming.
我不知该做什么 或是 I didn't know what to do, or
这太可怕了 this is a horrible thing.
Oh 抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry.
我的礼貌哪去了 Where are my manners
给您拿些饮料好吗 May I offer you something to drink
也许我们该先去厨房看看 Maybe we should start with the kitchen.
好的 是的 嗯 Yes, okay, um,
我先要表达歉意 为了 I apologize in advance for
你知道的 you know
一团糟 我不是故意的 the mess. I didn't mean for this to happen.
我不知道该怎么办 I don't know what to do.
看见了 See
我告诉过你了 I told you.
Mr. Ferrion 你必须得报警了 Mr. Ferrion, you really do need to call the police.
但首先 我要知道自己有哪些选择 First, I need to know my options.
包括逃亡巴西 Besides Brazil
总有合理的解释或正当的理由 Well, sometimes, there's circumstances that excuse or, or justify.
我想知道还能有什么办法 I, I really need to know what's available to me.
先说说她怎么死在地上的 Could you first tell me how she came to be lying dead on the floor
我用煎锅砸了她的脑袋 I hit her on the head with a skillet.
铁制的 Cast iron.
但这绝无预谋 But it wasn't premeditated or planned.
只是 It was just
就这么发生了 one of those things.
她像往常一样不停数落我 She was berating me like she does all the time
我不会赚钱 我弱懦无能 how I don't make enough money, how I'm weak.
不停的念叨我是个失败者 All the time, the same litany of how I am a failure.
这让我非常生气 It makes me so enraged.
听起来像是意外地砸到了 It sounds like an accidental skillet bopping so far.
她不停的说啊说 She kept on and on,
我的手无意识地越攥越紧 and I kept squeezing it tighter and tighter without even realizing it.
然后 我挥了过去 And then, I swung.
可我发誓 Shore先生 我没想要这么做的 But I swear, Mr. Shore, I never decided to.
突然间 我的胳膊动了 Suddenly, my arm was in motion.
乓 我打中了她 她就倒下了 Bam I hit her, and she went down.
我都做了什么 What do I do
我不能建议你掩盖证据 I certainly can't advise you to conceal evidence in any way,
但恐怕你必须报警 Mr. Ferrion but I'm afraid you're going to have to call the police, Mr. Ferrion.
如果你不去 我会去 And if you don't, I'll have to.
但你是我的律师. 我知道 但 But you're my lawyer. I understand, but
我该对警察说什么呢 What am I gonna tell them
我以为你说过她死了 I thought you said she was dead.
她是死了 我搭过她的脉搏 She is. I checked her pulse.
有时残留在尸体内的气体会逸出 Sometimes the air remaining inside the body escapes,
造成 causing
你不用报警了 Mr. Ferrion You need not call the police, Mr. Ferrion.
叫救护车 Call for an ambulance.
你母亲还活着 Mother is still alive.
要不要再砸她一次 Would you like to hit her again
我是否目击 Did I witness any of it
Mr. Zenawi Mr. Zenawi,
在我决定是否可以起诉之前 before I can figure out if there is a claim,
需要先满足起诉的标准 I first need to satisfy standing.
说清楚了 对我们的工作会很有帮助 It would certainly help if we could make out a case for you specifically.
法律上讲 我们有个专业词汇 叫危险范围 Legally, we have a term called zone of danger.
简单点说 就是当时你是否也受到了伤害 Basically, if you were in harm's way yourself.
所以我问你是否目击过当时的事件 That's why I asked if you've ever witnessed any of it.
我听过一次 I heard it once.
听过 You heard it
那个夏天 我和亲戚们在一起 This past Summer, I was with relatives.
给我一个叔叔过生日 We were celebrating one of my uncles' birthdays.
军队突然闯进来 然后 唔 The army showed up, and, um,
他们 唔 they, um
他们逼近我们挑衅说 they accosted us.
说 Accosted you by
他们说我们是奴隶 They told us we were slaves,
我们没有权力呆在这个国家 that we had no right to be in the country, that, um,
说我们侵占了他们放牧的土地 we were occupying grazing land for their cattle.
我的叔叔抗议他们的说法 My uncle protested.
他们就把他带到谷仓后面 They took him behind a barn structure
在他身上点了火 and set him on fire.
我们都听到了那惨叫 We all heard the screams.
然后他们又强奸了堂妹 And then they raped one of my cousins.
这是否足够 Does that set out a case for me
清楚地 specifically
听到了 to listen to your, uh,
自己的叔叔被活活烧死 uncle being burned to death,
自己的堂妹被强奸 your cousin being raped
不是我不放心 It's not that I am not relieved.
我放心了 I am.
我当然是爱她的 但万一她说出来怎么办 I certainly do love her, but what if she tells
也许你该用个更大的煎锅 Perhaps you should have used a bigger frying pan.
Mr. Ferrion Mr. Ferrion,
你看见发生了什么吗 did you see what happened
没有 她站在凳子上放东西 No, um, she was on a stool putting some things away.
我上楼去冲个澡 I went upstairs to have a bath.
我听到有东西倒下来 就连忙跑回来 I heard a crash, I came running back,
看见她昏倒在地板上 and she is on the floor unconscious.
你又是 这位是alan shore And you are This is Alan Shore.
他是我家的一个朋友 He's a friend of the family.
Bernie 你真让我吃惊 Bernie, you surprise me.
她会没事吗 Is she gonna be okay
还不知道 先生 We don't know, sir.
我有个疯狂的想法 I have a crazy idea.
有了 Already
依照侵权法 当你看见有人倒在路边 In tort law, you see a guy lying on the side of the street,
你没有义务停车去帮他 you have no obligation to pull over and help.
但一旦你停车 那你就有义务去完成救助 But if you do pull over, you incur a duty to complete that rescue.
因为其他本愿 帮忙的人会走开 The theory being other would-be rescuers pass by,
他们认为已经 有人去帮忙了 thinking help is already on the scene.
所以 And
美国向恐怖主义宣战 The United states has declared a war on terrorism.
当恐怖主义降临到苏丹 我们也如此声明 We've talked the talk when it comes to Sudan,
甚至提供了经济援助 we've even given financial aid.
我们适用的法律原理是类似的 Our theory of law would be analogous.
其他国家都袖手旁观 Other countries have stayed out,
认为美国已经介入 而事实却不是 thinking America's stepping in when we're not.
这不足以打赢官司 It's not a winner.
但够我们起诉 闹腾一番 But perhaps colorable enough to sue and make noise.
去起草诉状吧 Go draft the complaint.
还有呢 And
谢谢 Thank you.
Lori Colson 你这小荡妇 Lori Colson, you slut.
你好吗 Shirley How are you, Shirley
年老 富有 Old. Rich.
你看起来很不错 You look great.
现在和谁上床呢 So, who are we sleeping with
噢 还那几个 Oh, usual suspects.
回来有什么好事 You back for good
全是麻烦事 Just for bad.
晚点喝一杯聊聊 Wanna grab a beer later and do a little debriefing
乐意至极 Love it.
你看起来也棒极了 You look awesome, by the way.
我知道 I know.
我当然不介意他和你谈 I certainly don't mind him talking to you.
你瞧 他已经这么做了 Look, he already has.
但如果我让他接受测谎呢 But if I let him take a polygraph
拜托 我会被追究失职的 Come on, I could be sued for malpractice.
你到底怎么会在这的 Mr.Shore How is it exactly you came to be here, Mr. Shore
开车来的 I drove.
Bernie是我朋友 我作为朋友过来 Bernie's a friend, I'm here as his friend.
不过既然我是律师 你看 And since I am a lawyer, look, come on,
没有打斗的痕迹 there's no sign of a struggle.
她滑倒了 She slipped and fell,
头撞到了桌子 柜子 或是凳子 地上 and hit her head on either the table or counter or stool, floor.
你们的专家会发现的 Your experts will figure it out.
他现在想去医院陪妈妈 He'd like to go to the hospital to be with his mother.
我能告诉他 可以这么做吗 Can I tell him he can do that
告诉他别离开我们的管辖 Tell him not to leave the jurisdiction.
我听到了些 他们怀疑我吗 I heard some of that. Do they suspect me
他们这么想过 It's crossed their minds.
这个 你该知道 Well, you should know that
如果你想一直以朋友的身份出现 if you're gonna pass yourself off as my friend
是你说的 Bernie You did that, Bernie.
你该知道朋友都叫我Bernard You should know that my friends call me Bernard.
哦 那我就是你特别的朋友 Ah, so I guess that would make me your special friend.
告诉我 Bernie Tell me, Bernie,
那只煎锅现在究竟怎样了 what exactly became of the skillet
你没指望他们夹道欢迎你 对吧 You weren't expecting them to throw a parade for you, were you
是的 但如果抵抗太厉害 No, but if I get too much resistance,
我柜子里的大扫帚就能出动了 I assume I'm permitted to bring my big broom out of the closet.
你就是这么四处晃的 骑着扫帚 Is that how you get around, on your big broom
Shirley 这是Alan Shore Shirley, this is Alan Shore.
我们见过了 是的 Shirley早先在男洗手间 We've met.Yes, Shirley was in the men's room earlier.
检查他的装备 Inspecting his fixtures.
我事必躬亲 I'm a micromanager.
Mr. Shore Mr. Shore
我以为你去了医院 I thought you were going to the hospital.
我去过了 有点小问题 I did. We have a little problem.
抱歉 我这有个客户 Excuse me, I have a client.
我们下次接着聊 Shirley Maybe we can catch up later, Shirley.
没问题 到时你可以介绍你的设备 Good. You can tell me about your products.
一位出色的律师 An excellent lawyer.
如果我决定他走人 If I determine he should go
他就得走 he goes.
她现在是植物人 She's vegetative.
医生说她醒过来的机会有一半 The doctors think it's 50/50 if she'll come out of it.
同时 In the meantime, and, uh,
说这些我心情沉重 I say this with a heavy heart.
当然 Of course.
我母亲曾经是 基督科学教派信徒 我也是 My mother used to be a Christian scientist, as did I.
她已很多年不信教了 She hasn't been one for years.
但是我 But I
我透露给医生说 她最近又重拾信仰 I let it slip out to the doctors that she recently rededicated herself to the faith.
他们就问了些 And they've made inquiries
关于她的治疗意愿 as to her position on medical treatment.
我相信她不愿意 依靠人工呼吸器 I really don't think she would want to be on a respirator,
尽管这样说我很心痛 as much as it pains me to admit.
你告诉别人 你母亲是个回归信仰的基督徒 You let it slip out that your mother is a born-again Christian scientist
能否告诉我 你母亲回归基督教科学派 May I ask, did your mother rededicate herself to Christian science
在你用煎锅砸她脑袋前还是后 before or after you hit her on the head with the skillet
我不喜欢这个问题 I don't appreciate that question.
你要我做什么 Bernie What are you asking me for, Bernie
真的 这样我真的很痛心 Again, as much as it pains me,
我希望你维护我母亲的信仰自由 I'd like you to safeguard her religious freedom.
我们昨晚递交了 美国联邦检察官办公室反应迅速 We filed last night. U.S. Attorney's office didn't waste any time.
他们提出12-B-6 主权豁免 They brought a 12-B-6. Sovereign immunity.
嗯 我们在庭上只能坚持一天 Mm-hmm, this may be our one day in court.
也是制造舆论唯一的一天 And therefore, our one day to make noise.
我们会放出消息 到时候媒体会到场 We've put out a release. There should be media in the room.
你能来吗 我希望场面够隆重 Can you join for the motion I'd like to make a big showing.
需要Denny吗 Should we get Denny
这还不至于 Maybe not that big.
有他在会有帮助 It'll help to have him at the table.
Shirley 回忆一下然后告诉我 Shirley, I want you to think back and tell me
谁是你在法庭上见过的 最棒的律师 who is the best attorney you have ever seen in court.
我 Me.
我们要用个很难辩护 的论点对抗12-B-6 We need to survive a 12-B-6 on a pretty untenable claim.
你愿意参加法庭辩论吗 How would you feel about joining us for oral arguments
具体是什么 What's the claim
我们状告美国政府 We're suing the United states government
基于发生在苏丹的种族清洗 for the genocide that's taking place in Sudan.
那有什么难的 What's so untenable about that
这就是我喜欢她的地方 And this is why I love her.
Alan 我们要在一个 案子中高调露面 Alan, we're making a show of force in a high-profile matter.
能麻烦今早加入我们吗 Could we trouble you to join us for a motion this morning
我很想去 I'd love to.
但你看 我有个当事人 用煎锅砸了母亲脑袋 But, see, I have a client who hit his mother on the head with a skillet.
我们正努力切断 她的生命维持系统 We're trying to take her off life support.
但有警察讨厌的阻碍 And the police have brought some nuisance action to try
想让她活下去 这帮混蛋 to keep her breathing, buggers that they are.
我的设备随时 恭候你的进一步检查 By the way, my fixtures remain available for further inspection.
Paul Paul.
他很有趣 He's funny.
Denny 能否劳驾你参加今早的案子 Denny, may we borrow your prowess for a motion this morning
你为什么把Shirley Schmidt叫回来 Why did you bring Shirley Schmidt back here
因为我们需要她 Because we need her.
那就去劳驾她吧 Well, then, go borrow her prowess.
这是背叛 It was a betrayal.
让她回来 就是说我不够格 Calling her back here says I'm not enough.
你能理解吗 Can you get that
我明白 I can.
那为什么 Then why did you do it
你不够格 You're not enough.
我还是有分量的 我的朋友 I still matter, my friend.
是的 你确实是 Yes, you do,
所以我需要你今天露面 which is why I asked you to be present for this motion.
还有点你不了解 There's another problem you don't even know about.
什么 Which is
那个女人 That woman
对我还很有吸引力 she's hot for me.
国家以保护生命为首要 法官大人 Certainly there's a state interest in preserving life, your honor.
如果病人因为宗教原因拒绝治疗 If a patient wishes to refuse medical treatment based on religious practices
首先 我们不能确定这点 反对 法官大人 First of all, we don't know that. Objection, your honor.
你不能管第二个观点叫首先 You can't preface your second point with first of all.
这个女人已经放弃了基督科学教信仰 This woman has forsaken Christian science.
我们不能保证 她的儿子证明了 We have no assurance According to her son,
她已回归 如果裁定对方不合法 she's recommitted herself A son who might be a suspect
儿子也将有嫌疑 这很可能是一起谋杀案 if we determine there was foul play. We're dealing with a potential homicide.
如果要指控谋杀 受害者更没必要活下去了 Well, if the goal is to charge homicide, it makes little sense to keep the victim alive.
我也许说错了 我反对这种装模作样 法官大人 I could be wrong. I object to this smugness, your honor.
一条生命正悬于此地 A human life is at stake here.
Della Ferrion的家人今天就在这 The family of Della Ferrion is here today
告诉我们她不愿依靠人工呼吸系统 saying it is her wish not to be kept alive on a respirator.
这个决定为时过早 她有可能会恢复 And it is simply way too early to make that call. She could recover.
这种建议 关键不在于她是否能恢复 The suggestion that The issue isn't recovery,
而是我们国家神圣的 宗教信仰自由 it's religious freedom, which is sacred in this country.
当然 除非你是穆斯林 Unless, of course, you're muslim.
我要打断你们 I'm gonna have to cut you both off.
我们刚刚收到医院来的消息 We've just received word from the hospital.
Mrs. Ferrion已明显恢复意识 Mrs. Ferrion has evidently regained consciousness.
很好 Excellent.
无可奉告 现在无可奉告 No comment. We have no comment at this time.
我们稍后将发表评论 We'll be making a comment after the motion.
我吃可可酥 Denny Crane Denny Crane. I eat cocoa puffs.
Denny Crane Denny Crane.
我为可可狂 Cuckoo for cocoa puffs.
Denny Crane Denny Crane
他们企图追究的是他国政府 They're seeking damages for acts committed by a foreign government
对他国国民的行为 against a foreign citizenry.
没有司法权 也没有立场 There's no jurisdiction here, no standing.
即使有 And even if there were,
任何这样的起诉 都将因主权豁免被撤销 any such lawsuit would be barred by sovereign immunity,
从而避免美国政府及其官员 which prohibits the U.S. Government or its officials
因对外决策而被起诉 from being sued for foreign policy decisions.
Ms. Colson 我必须同意这点 Ms. Colson, I have to agree.
如此明显我怎能不裁决呢 How do I not toss this on its face
首先 First,
美国政府已通过国会 the United states government, through congress,
认可了联合国反种族屠杀公约 ratified the U.N. convention against genocide.
政府对苏丹种族屠杀的这种不作为 The government's current failure to stop the genocide in Sudan
违背了美国的法律及政策 violates both U.S. law and policy.
我们没有不作为 我们已经花费了 We have not failed, we have expended .
如果你想辩论 我很乐意 但那要在庭审中 You're arguing the merits, which I'm happy to do, but it means a trial.
如果政府已经展开援助 If a government begins a rescue operation
从而造成其他国家不再施以援手 which, in effect, stops other countries from pursuing that rescue,
这个政府就应为自己 未完成援助而负责 that government can be held liable for failing to complete that rescue.
没有 美国政府从未在苏丹境内 进行任何援助行动 Never Never has the United states government attempted any rescue mission in Sudan.
法官大人 我可以说两句吗 Your honor, may I
我们知道这个案子有点勉强 We know this lawsuit is a bit of a stretch.
你也知道 但事实上 You understate it. But the truth is,
是我们的国家这样宣称 our country puts it out there.
我们将铲除任何地方所盛行的恐怖主义 We will root out terrorism wherever it thrives.
我们也正以此选举着自己的总统 We elect our presidents on that theme.
我们更因此投入战争 We go to war over it.
只要有压迫 我们都不会袖手旁观 Wherever oppression abounds, we get involved.
这几乎成为座右铭 It's almost become a motto.
这里没人否认苏丹正遭受着种族清洗 No one here denies an ethnic genocide is taking place in Sudan.
阿拉伯军队正在扫除 Darfur的黑色人种 Arab militia are wiping out the black population of Darfur.
让你感到无聊了 Am I boring you
法庭承认暴行的存在 Ms. Schmidt Ms. Schmidt, the court recognizes the atrocity.
但美国政府为何要对此负责 Why should the United states be held liable
如果我们不打算做些什么 Well, if we're not going to do anything about it,
或许我们该直说 maybe we should just say so.
上帝知道世界会理解的 Lord knows the world will understand.
我们已经自顾不暇 We've certainly got our hands full.
但当我们的领导人 吹嘘着两党的共同决定 But when our leaders do their bipartisan puffing,
说种族灭绝必须停止 saying the genocide must stand
其他国家会认为我们准备采取行动 other countries think we're going to do something.
所以他们都不插手 于是最后 什么也没发生 They then stay out of it. And in the end, nothing gets done.
任由数百万的人遭受迫害 while millions of people are being persecuted.
可以算是妥协方案 Maybe as a compromise,
我们只要美国政府正式声明 we could just get the U.S. government to declare for the record,
嘿 不关我们的事 hey, not our problem.
这样世界会知道 需要其他国家伸张正义 That way, the world would be on notice somebody else should play hero.
我可以说服委托人接受 I could try to sell that to my client.
美国政府对种族屠杀的回应 Mr. Joiner Mr. Joiner.The United states response to an ethnic genocide is
当然不会是嘿 不关我们的事 certainly not gonna be hey, not our problem.
瞧 其他国家就这样给搞糊涂的 See, this is how other countries get confused.
我们很满意法官将会慎重考虑 We're satisfied the judge took it under advisement.
至少表明她个人认同 It at least demonstrates a recognition on her part
我们起诉的缘由有些道理 that we have a colorable cause of action.
刚才说的你听懂了吗 Did you understand a word that was said in there
别去计较了 Just go with it.
Denny Crane 孩子们的Trix Denny Crane. Trix are for kids.
很高兴见到你们 Glad to meet you.
他刚才是说孩子们的Trix Did he just say, trix are for kids
他是这么说 He did.
她很虚弱 麻醉还未失效 She's very weak, of course, and quite sedated.
我能和她说话吗 Can I talk to her
一两分钟 她需要休息 For a minute or two. I'd like her to rest.
妈妈 Mom
是我 It's me.
Bernard Bernard.
医生说你会好起来的 The doctors say you're gonna be just fine.
你只是需要休息 妈妈 You just need to rest, mother.
我的Bernard My Bernard.
他砸了我的脑袋 He hit me on the head.
我想是用了一只煎锅 I think with a skillet.
妈 Ma
你在说什么呢 what are you talking about
你摔倒了 You fell.
你想要杀了我 You tried to kill me.
她是爱说话的Cathy娃娃 She's a Chatty Cathy.
如果要一起工作 我们必须达成些一致 If we're going to work together, we should reach some kind of accord.
我不想和你一起工作 这就是我一直在表达的 I don't wanna be working together. That's the whole point I'm trying to make.
你能告诉我为什么吗 首先 你是自由党人 Can you tell me why Well, first off, you're a Liberal.
是的 还有呢 Yes. Besides that
我知道你今天在法庭上做了什么 I figured out what you were doing in court today.
你在抨击布什 我发誓不是 You were Bush-bashing. I assure you I wasn't.
你评论战争 You made war comments.
当自由党人发表关于战争的言论 When a Liberal makes comments about the war,
他们就在抨击布什 这不是美国人该做的 they're Bush-bashing. It's un-American.
因为批评总统 当他还在任时 是的 To criticize a president While he's in office, yes.
Denny 你我又绕回来了 Denny, you and I go way back.
我了解你 I know you.
你反对我回来和政治没关系 Your aversion to my return has nothing to do with politics.
可以谈谈到底为什么吗 Can we talk about it
你离开了我 Shirley You left me, Shirley.
女人不会离开Denny Crane Women don't leave Denny Crane.
还只是为了个部长 And for a secretary
是国防部长 It was the Secretary of Defense.
这无关紧要 我有我的形象 It doesn't matter. I have an image.
甚至说 我就是形象 One could even say I'm, I'm all image.
是可以这么说 One could.
想想又能一起工作的乐趣 Imagine the fun working together again.
不可能 It won't be fun.
顶峰上只能站一个人 There's only room for one at the mountaintop.
这是我的山峰 It's my mountain.
Denny Denny
法官刚刚传唤我们 The judge just called us back.
这么快 Already
有没有可能是好兆头 Is there any way that could be a good sign
我原希望至少捱到晚间六点新闻 I was hoping to at least survive till the 6:00 news.
他报警了 He called the police
我想是的 我该怎么办 我该怎么办 I'm afraid so. What do I do What do I do
我又想到巴西了 Well, Brazil come back to mind.
Bernie 听我说 Bernie, listen to me,
如果当时你过激了 就像你说的 if you were overcome, like you say, when this happened
是这样的 我虽然对她有意见 Mr. Shore I was. I, I obviously had problems with her, Mr. Shore,
但我从没想要杀她 but I truly never intended to kill her.
我并不是有意的 I did not conscious
如果能表明是一时冲动的 If we could show heat of passion
我一生中从未犯过法 只是她让我太生气了 I never broken a law in my life. She just got me so enraged.
上帝 God
我的人生完了 my life is over.
什么事 Mr. Ferrion Mr. Ferrion. What
我 uh I, uh,
我很抱歉通知您 I'm very sorry to tell you,
你的母亲刚刚去世了 your mother has passed away.
什么 I beg your pardon
她入睡后就安静的走了 She went back to sleep, and she just quietly passed.
说实话 To be honest,
要在地图上找苏丹不容易 I might have a hard time finding Sudan on a map.
我当然也知道他们的艰难境况 I certainly know they've got big problems,
无辜生命每天惨遭杀害 大规模的强奸 许多还是孩子 innocent people murdered every day, systemic rape, many of them children.
是世界上最严重的人道主义灾难 It's the worst humanitarian crisis in the world.
可别说但是 Please don't say but.
但是 But
为什么每个灾难 都等着美国去解决 why does every crisis automatically fall to the United states to solve
我们有伊拉克问题 伊朗问题 北朝鲜问题 We've got Iraq, Iran, North Korea.
还有人想要杀害我们 and these are people who might murder us.
我们还要去掺和 非洲人的互相厮杀吗 We're supposed to tend to a bunch of Africans killing each other
为什么 因为我们是美国人 Why Because we're Americans
回答是 The answer is
是的 yes.
因为我们是美国人 Because we're Americans.
因为我们是一个 或许也该那个 Because we're a nation, perhaps the nation,
会给予谴责的国家 that's supposed to give a damn.
现在所发生的是 有组织的灭绝全人类的种族 What's going on is an organized extermination of an entire race of people.
我们就该是插手的国家 We're the country that's supposed to give a damn.
Ms. Schmidt Ms. Colson Ms. Schmidt, Ms. Colson,
你们的诉求 可能很难通过二审 your claim here most likely won't survive some re-judgment and,
美国人也许不在乎那里 发生了什么 但是 maybe the American people don't care about what's happening over there, but,
今天 这里 此刻 for today, here, now,
至少一个联邦法官 在乎 at least one federal court judge does.
被告不予受理的请求 Defendant's motion to dismiss
驳回 Denied
难以置信 Can't believe it.
我也是 Neither can I.
我以为她死了 我会解脱 I thought perhaps I'd be relieved if she died.
但事实上是 But the truth is, um,
她是我的一切 she's all I really had.
我和她一起生活 I lived with her.
不敢相信她就这么去了 I can't believe she's gone.
她看上去很安详 She looks at peace.
和她在厨房地上一样 Though she did on the kitchen floor as well.
Mr. Shore 您能相信吗 Mr. Shore, can you make room for the possibility
我杀了自己的母亲 that I both killed my mother,
同时又为失去她痛不欲生吗 and I'm devastated with losing her
我理解 I can.
我非常抱歉 I'm so sorry.
妈妈 我很抱歉 Mother, I'm so sorry.
Bernard Ferrion Bernard Ferrion.
我是 That's me.
开玩笑 Kidding.
我是Bernard Ferrion I'm Bernard Ferrion.
你因涉嫌谋杀Della Ferrion被逮捕 You're under arrest for the murder of Della Ferrion.
请将双手放到背后 Please place our hands behind your back.
是的 警官 你有权保持沉默 Yes, sir. You have the right to remain silent.
你所说的一切将成为呈堂证供 Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
你有权请律师 并在讯问时要求他在场 You have the right to hire an attorney and have him present before any questioning.
如果你负担不起律师 法庭将为你指派一名 If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you by the courts.
你放弃在供诉前保持沉默的权利 You just waive your right to be silent, make a statement
联邦32611号 控告Ferrion一级谋杀 32611, commonwealth vs Ferrion, charge of murder in the first.
Alan Shore辨方律师 开门见山 Alan Shore appearing for the defendant. We'll waive reading.
我请求允许当事人保释自己 I'd ask that my client be released on his own recognizance.
反对 这个人被指控谋杀 Opposed, the man is charged with homicide.
保释应当 他没有前科 法官大人 Bail would certainly He has no record, your honor.
他对社会造成威胁 一派胡言 He would be a threat to society. Nonsense.
他只杀了自己的母亲 对方说的 还只是初犯 He only kills mothers, allegedly. And he's fresh out of them.
保释金一百万 明天早上9点开会 Bail is set at $1 million. Let's conference tomorrow at 9:00 A.M.
安排审讯计划 We'll set up a trial schedule.
等等 法官大人 Wait, one second your honor.
似乎有个严重的错误 It seems there's been a terrible mistake.
我的当事人不该被捕 My client never should have been arrested.
因为 没有证据 Because There's no evidence.
根据警方报告 According to the police report,
死因未定 也没有证人 there's been no determination of cause of death, no witnesses.
被害人证实被告就是凶手 The victim identified the defendant as the killer.
那是传闻 是被害人的遗言 That would be hearsay. It was a dying declaration,
属于传闻证据否定法的例外 and therefore an exception to the hearsay rule.
遗言要被采用 For the dying declaration exception to apply,
立遗言人在做表述时 必须知道自己将要死去 the declarant must know he or she is about to die when making the statement.
而Mrs. Ferrion被医生告知 可以活下去 Mrs. Ferrion was told by the doctor she was gonna survive.
她没想到过自己会死 She never thought for a second she was gonna die.
即使如此 法官大人 Even so, your honor,
指控自己儿子的罪行有背她的利益 for her to incriminate her own son would be a declaration against her interest,
这也符合传闻证据否定法的例外 which would also qualify as an exception to the hearsay rule.
法官大人 请看Coulier警官在 I refer your honor to officer Coulier's
此页底部记录的 和周围邻居的谈话 interviews with the neighbors noted at the bottom of the page.
据反映 Mr. Ferrion经常 被母亲羞辱 Mr. Ferrion was reportedly verbally abused by his mother.
她将生活中所有不顺 归咎于儿子 She would blame himfor anything that went wrong in her life.
你看 又一次 她将自己撞破脑袋 算到了儿子帐上 Well, here again, she was blaming him for the bump on her head.
这不是有违她利益的陈述 It was not a declaration against her interests,
只是和往常一样 but just more of the same.
法庭不能采信 The court cannot be satisfied as to its reliability.
绝对适用传闻证据否定 The hearsay rule very much applies.
你们只有这个 受害者的陈述 Is this all you've got, the statement of the victim
我们会找到更多的 We'll get more.
那等你找到了再来吧 现在你什么也没有 Well, when you do, you can refile. Right now you've got nothing.
被害人陈述不足采信 The victim's statement is inadmissible.
对Mr. Ferrion的控告驳回 The charges against Mr. Ferrion are dismissed without prejudice.
我不敢相信 我真是 不敢相信 I can't believe it. I just, I can't believe it.
真是刺激的一周 你认为他们再找上我吗 It's been an exciting week. Do you think they'll be back for me
坦白地说 Bernie 我不认为他们找得到证据 Frankly, Bernie, I don't think they'll get the evidence,
把你逮回去 which, I can see, brings you right back to.
我不敢相信 I can't believe it.
我能说几句吗 May I say something else
在我看来 Bernie 你的天性善良 I see in you, Bernie, an innately kind person.
温顺 温和 A man whose docile, gentle nature
却被一个苛刻 刻薄 黑心肠的女人慢慢耗尽了 was worn down by a relentlessly mean, dark-hearted woman.
也许我错了 但 I could be wrong, but
我希望 I'm hoping
今天从这离开的 是个善良温顺的人 it's the kind, gentle person who goes on from here,
而不是挥舞着煎锅的暴徒 not the one who swung that skillet.
我向你发誓 I promise you with all my heart.
你不必担心 You don't have to worry about that.
Bernie Bernie,
我能体会你悲伤的真切 through your grief, which I know is very real,
但试着将它看成一次机会 try to see this as an opportunity.
终于 有这么一天 For once, finally,
你可以摆脱母亲 过自己的生活 you get to live your life free of mother.
现在是国际新闻 Now, international news.
联合国秘书长科菲.安南表示 According to the United nations secretary general Kofi Annan,
三分之一的Darfur人民急需救助 one in three people in Darfur now requires lifesaving assistance,
因为受到暴力伤害及营养不良 due to either violence or malnutrition.
和平解决的谈判努力针对潜在 Efforts to negotiate a peaceful solution to the underlying
你在干吗 What you doing
看新闻 Watching the news.
CBS 刚宣布布什获胜 CBS just declared Bush the winner.
干杯 干杯 Cheers. Cheers.
我看见这案子正发生作用 I see our little case is getting play.
你认为它真能改变什么吗 You think it could actually make a difference
我记得媒体到波斯尼亚时 I remember reading when the press went to Bosnia,
那里的人见到他们都欢欣鼓舞 people rejoiced at the sight of American media.
他们相信只要消息传出去 就会有人来干涉 They figured if word got out, something would be done,
来制止那里的谋杀与强奸 murders and rapes would stop.
他们等呀等 They waited
等呀等 and they waited
然而没有人来 and nobody came.
也许苏丹袭击我们就好了 Maybe we need Sudan to attack us.
我们或许称不上人道主义者 但至少算是优秀的复仇家 We might fall short as humanitarians, but we're pretty good avengers.
我坚持认为咱们还是 不错的人道主义者 If you don't mind, I'll cling to the idea we're still pretty decent humanitarians.
那是什么 What's that
不知道 我以为你送的 我还没打开 I don't know. I thought it was from you. I was waiting to open it.
不是我送的 It's not from me.
镜中的事物比实际要大 Objects in mirror are bigger than they appear.
他很有趣 He's funny.
他也是个麻烦 不是吗 He's also trouble, isn't he
她是个大麻烦 She's big trouble.
她伤了你的心 Did she break your heart
也许吧 She might have.
这又怎么样 So what
我的心被伤过无数次了 I've had my heart broken lots of times.
就疼一会儿 It stings for a minute.
我会认为她回来 是件很有趣的事 I would think it would be fun to have her back.
不知道你怎么看 但当我旅行时 I don't know about you, but when I travel,
去新地方总比不上 going to new places isn't always as interesting
故地重游有意思 as revisiting some of the old ones.
什么让你这么畏首畏尾 What is it that has you so balled up
她没有变老 这是关键 She isn't slipping, that's what.
你担心她发现你老了 You're worried about her seeing you age
你也许不会相信 You might not believe this.
但我曾是个非常出众的男人 But I was once a very remarkable man.
Denny Denny.
你是个非常出众的男人 You're a remarkable man.
你知我知 我告诉你 Between you and me,
我配不上这个女人 that woman is too much for me.
你知我知 Between you and me,
我们会搞定她的 we'll take her.
我喜欢这个 I'd like that.