前情提要 Previously on Boston legal
我用煎锅打了她的头 I hit her on the head with a skillet.
我没有预谋或计划这么做 It wasn't premeditated or planned.
她正在骂我 突然 我的胳膊就动了 She was berating me. Suddenly, my arm was in motion.
砰 我打到她 她就倒了 Bam I hit her, and she went down.
噢 Oh
妈妈 Mom
他打我的头 用煎锅 he hit me on the head with a skillet.
他叫了警察 He called the police
恐怕是这样 我该怎么办 I'm afraid so. What do I do
Ferrion先生 Mr. Ferrion
什么事 What
你母亲过世了 Your mother has passed away.
受害者指认被告就是杀人犯 The victim identified the defendant as the killer.
传闻证据 这就是你全部的证据 That would be hearsay. Is this all you've got
我们会找到更多的 We'll get more.
针对Ferrion先生的指控被撤销 The charges against Mr. Ferrion are dismissed without prejudice.
我看到你的内心深处 Bernie 你是一个生性善良的人 I see in you, Bernie, an innately kind person.
我希望你作为那个善良的人 从这里走出去 I'm hoping it's the kind and gentle person who goes on from here,
而不是那个挥舞着煎锅的人 not the one who swung that skillet.
他情况有多糟 How bad is he
间歇性表现出杰出和荒唐 有时同时发作 He's intermittently brilliant and nonsensical, often at the same time.
并且技术上来说他仍然负责诉讼 And he's technically still in charge of litigation
这就是我把你召回来的原因. Which is the reason I called you back.
他是个巨大的麻烦制造体 Shirley He is an enormous rainmaker, Shirley.
还有 And yet
准备妥当 Lock and load.
大家都在哪里 Where is everybody
这是个管理层会议 Denny This is an administrative meeting, Denny.
哦 那我在这做甚 Oh. What the hell am I doing here
还记得以前那些好日子吗 Remember the good old days
你喜欢一切尽在掌握 when you liked to know what was going on,
可以不用地图就能从办公室走到电梯 when you could go from your office to the elevator without a road map
不需要地图 Didn't need a road map
我也可以找到你的身体 对吧 Shirley to find my way around your body, did I, Shirley
我不知道 I wouldn't know.
我通常都睡着了 I was usually asleep.
我曾经和她还有Streisand I once had her and Streisand
同一时间 at the same time.
还记得那个吗 Remember that
记得 Denny I do, Denny.
不是泼你冷水 但那是个变装癖 And not to burst your bubble, but that was a female impersonator.
也许他的阴茎能给你提个醒 Perhaps the penis might've been your cue.
那不是Barbra Streisand That wasn't Barbra Streisand
你想见我 You wanted to see me
是的 Sally 坏消息. Yes, Sally, bad news.
我们对Winchell案的直接判决申请输了 坐 We lost the summary judgment motion on Winchell. Have a seat.
我们输了 Ah, we lost
法官认为 虽然杂志社存在疏忽大意的可能性. The judge held that the magazine, while possibly negligent,
但对罔顾事实这项指控是无罪的 wasn't guilty of reckless disregard for the truth.
所以我们指控疏忽大意是可以赢的 So we could prevail under negligence.
可以 除非我们有这么做 We could, if only we'd thought to plead negligence.
第一点 故意导致精神伤害 Count one, intentional infliction of emotional distress.
第二点 罔顾事实真相 Count two, reckless disregard for the truth.
这里应该有第三点指称疏忽大意 Here's where there should've been a third count alleging negligence.
但是没有 There is no third count alleging negligence.
在 在支持备忘录里 In, in the supporting memoranda,
我们有讲到疏忽大意 但是你没有用它作辩护理由 we have pages on negligence. But you didn't plead it.
所以我们只需要提交一个修正文件 So we just file a motion to amend.
最后期限过了 That deadline lapsed.
呃 这个 Uh, this is
很显然是失误 this is obviously an oversight.
被告应该知道 The defendant had constructive notice.
我们可以据此上诉 我会搞定它 We can appeal this. I'll get right on it.
我看过你之前的工作记录 Sally I, I've taken the liberty of reviewing some of your other work, Sally.
你是个非常好的律师 You're a very good lawyer.
但是不够好 我们要辞退你 But not good enough. We're letting you go.
你要炒掉我 You're firing me
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我在这里做了很多出色的工作 I have done a lot of good work here.
是的 Yes, you have.
很多律师所会很乐意雇用你 And any number of law firms would be happy to have you.
但不幸的是 不包括这家公司 This one, unfortunately, just doesn't happen to be one of them.
你也参与了 Are you in on this
我 我有参与吗 Am I, am, am I in on this
这是我的决定 It was my decision.
Paul和Denny十分支持我 Paul and Denny still remain strong supporters.
公司要简化组织 我不得不做出一些艰难的决定 We're streamlining a little, and I have to make some tough calls.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
你怎么能够刚到这里 How can you come in here,
才一个星期 就炒掉你根本不了解的人 and in one week, fire someone you don't even know
我是Schmidt I'm Schmidt.
Nora 漂亮 Nora, outstanding.
我打3分 I give it a 3.
谢谢 Thank you.
Crane先生 Mr. Crane.
一位叫Walter Fife先生在你办公室里 他说有重要的事 A Mr. Walter Fife is in your office. He says it's quite important.
哦 谢谢你 Oh, thank you.
我可以问一下 May I ask
我认识你吗 do I know you
我是Alan Shore的助理 I'm Alan Shore's assistant.
Fife先生找不到你 就到了我们办公室 Mr. Fife came to our office when he couldn't find you.
我送他回你办公室了 I escorted him back to your office.
很好 我马上就过去 Excellent. I'll be right there.
你在等我告诉你办公室在哪吗 You're waiting for me to tell you where your office is, aren't you
不 我想看看你的表情 No, I want to see the look on your face
当你意识到他们走进来 when you realize they still come through that door
找寻能解决他们问题的人 looking for one man to solve their problems.
不是急着找Paul或者你 They don't come barging in looking for Paul or you.
只找那一个男人 Only one man.
请允许我 Allow me.
Denny Crane Denny Crane.
她依然能把我的小象变大 She can still pump my chubby.
Schmidt夫人 Mrs. Schmidt.
我母亲才是Schmidt夫人 叫我Schmidt就好 My mother is Mrs. Schmidt. You can call me Schmidt.
我知道你非常忙 I know you're a very busy person,
我能不能就占用你几分钟 but if I could steal one minute of your busy time
关于 Regarding
私人问题 It's a little personal.
十点整 10 o'clock.
他们没有起诉地区教育董事会 They didn't just sue the school board.
而是起诉我个人 这是对我的报复 They sued me personally, which I regard as punitive.
Walter 我向你保证 他们的诉由完全没有根据 Walter, I can assure you, their cause of action is totally baseless.
我还没告诉你是什么事情呢 I haven't even told you what it is yet.
你好 我是Shirley Schmidt Hi. Shirley Schmidt.
这是Walter Fife This is Walter Fife.
他是Middlesex教育区的负责人 He's superintendent of the Middlesex school district.
他现在被人起诉 He's being sued.
你做了什么 跟学生亲密接触 What'd you do, a little touchy-feely with a student
什么 What
上帝 不 这算什么问题 God, no. What kind of question is that
哦 不要生气 大家坐 Oh, lighten up. Let's all sit.
Shirley是这里的高级合伙人 都是好手 Shirley here is a senior partner, so you're in good hands.
你同时拥有Shirley和 You got both Shirley and, um
你 You.
我 是的 好 不错 Me. Right. Good. Okay.
现在 我将问你一些事情 Now, look, I'm gonna ask you something.
可能会是个问题 我要直接的答案 It's gonna be a question, and I want a direct answer,
不管有多难 no matter how difficult.
好的 Okay.
为什么 Walter Why, Walter
你会被起诉 are you being sued
你答应过会回答 You promised you'd answer.
地区教育董事会投票决定 The school board voted to include
在八年级的科学课上同时教授 神创论和达尔文进化论 Creationism along with Darwinism in the 8th grade science curriculum.
老师们拒绝 我解雇了他们 The teachers refused, I terminated their employment.
他们起诉我 马萨诸塞州是蓝州 They sued. Massachusetts is a blue state.
这里没上帝的位置 God has no place here.
我不确定你是否适合这件特殊的 I'm not sure you're really the lawyer for this particular
我们有许多训练有素的律师 可以处理这个案子 We have many attorneys well-equipped to handle
荒唐 我从事法律事业45年 Nonsense. I've been practicing law for 45 years.
没有输过一起案件 Never lost a single case.
你从没输过 You've never lost
我的记录 6043比0 My record is 6,043 to 0.
你有没有听过一个家伙死掉后 来到天国之门的故事 You hear the one about the fella who died and went to the Pearly gates
圣皮特让他进来 St. Peter let him in,
看到一个西装革履的人在做结案陈词 sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument,
便问 那是谁 says who's that
圣皮特说 哦 那是上帝 St. Peter says, oh, that's god.
把他当成Denny Crane就行 Thinks he's Denny Crane.
我是你的好伙计 Walter I'm your boy, Walter.
从没输过 Never lost.
绝对不会 Never will.
她有给你理由吗 就因为我不能胜任 Did she give you a reason Just that my work didn't cut it.
我的意思是 我的记录一直很好 I mean, my reviews have all been good.
并且 他们也没怎么让我做事 Plus, it's not like they've given me very much to do.
Winchell案是第一个真正让我办的案子 The Winchell case was really the first one they let me run with.
你还忘记去辩疏忽大意 Well, you did forget to plead negligence.
对不起 Sorry.
让我和她谈谈 看看是不是有其他原因 Let me talk to her, see if there's another story.
这个女人是心理有问题还是什么 I mean, is this woman some sort of psycho witch or something
事实上 她人非常的好 Actually, no, she's extremely nice.
我们都知道她要整顿内务 We all know she was sent to shake the tree.
看起来已经开始了 This looks like it's already begun.
我在想谁是下一个 I wonder who's next.
Lori Lori.
我能借用你几分钟吗 Can I steal you for a second
当然 Sure.
轮流进她办公室 Dibs on her office.
我刚听说Sally的事 我认为你做了个错误的决定 I just heard about Sally. I think you're making a mistake.
我没有问你 事实上 令我吃惊的是 I didn't ask. Which surprises me, actually.
我们是朋友 You and I are friends.
我和Sally一起共事过 忠于朋友 I've worked with Sally and being loyal to her,
你很可能既不客观也不公正 you'd possibly be neither objective nor candid.
即使这样 Even so
无论怎样 我没有问你 In either event, I didn't ask.
我们刚接了一个新案子 大客户 We just got a new case. Big client.
Middlesex教育区 Middlesex school district.
Denny负责 只要他不说话 一切都好 Denny's in charge, which is fine, as long as he doesn't speak.
我需要你接管 I need you to take over.
我怎么接管 How do I just take over
他完全 你可以搞定他 Lori He'll completely you handle him, Lori,
用你独有的方式 the way only you can.
什么案子 就是Scopes案的变种 What's the case It's a variation of the Scopes trial.
三个老师因拒绝教授神创论而被解雇 Three teachers were fired for refusing to teach Creationism.
他们告上法庭 They've sued.
听起来稳操胜券 对他们来说 Sounds like a slam dunk for them.
也许 Perhaps.
我们将派出非常有独创性的大律师 It would take some pretty ingenious lawyering on our part
不仅是有天赋的律师 from not only a gift attorney,
还要是这方面的专家 but someone who's an expert in the field.
意思是 Meaning
Lori 我了解你柜子里的每一格 记得吗 Lori, I know all the skeletons in your closet, remember
包括那些被你深深藏起 Including that deeply guarded little one
害怕会毁掉你知性形象的细微之处 that you fear might ruin your intellectual reputation.
你去教堂 You go to church.
呃 Schmidt 时间合适吗 Um, Schmidt, is this a good time
是的 Yeah.
会议室 中午见 Conferenceroom, noon
好的. Okay.
谢谢 Thank you.
我能帮什么忙 How can I help
这件事很尴尬 Well, this is very awkward.
我不知道找你合不合适 但是 I'm not even sure you're the right person to come to but
你是个女人 you're a woman.
非常好 That's very kind.
我为Alan Shore工作 I work for Alan Shore.
在很多很多方面 And in many, many ways,
他是个非常出色的老板 he's an excellent boss.
上帝知道 他一点也不无聊 God knows, he isn't boring.
但是我感觉到 But I feel
他对待我有些不恰当 that he's been inappropriate with me.
怎样 How so
他每天都称赞我的身材 Well, he compliments my figure daily.
还是那种好色的方式 And he just kind of does it in a lascivious way.
他还给我的毛衣打分 He also ranks my sweaters.
他给你的毛衣打分 He ranks your sweaters
是的 Yes.
哪一件我穿着最好看 Which ones he thinks I look best in.
这一件3分 This is a 3.
他问我能不能周末带一件回家 He asked if he could take one home for the weekend.
还说他做过关于我的梦 He told me he has dreams about me.
什么样的梦 What kind of dreams
各种各样 All kinds.
呃 有次他梦见我只剩一个头 Uh, once he dreamt that I was just a head.
没有身体 只有头 No body. Just a head and
不管他去哪里 他都带着我 everywhere he went, he would carry me along,
包在消声器里 给他做伴 wrapped in a muffler, to keep him company.
时不时的 我在他耳边说些 And every so often, I would whisper terrible,
非常下流的事情 dirty things in his ear.
这让我感觉像是骚扰 只是感觉 It feels a little like harassment. You think
你愿意换其他律师吗 Would you like to work for another lawyer
我只想让他别再这样 Well, I'd just like him to stop.
我必须承认 I must admit that
有时候 我为自己迎合他的戏谑感到羞愧 但是 sometimes, I've been guilty of playing along with his banter, but
我会处理 I'll take care of it.
谢谢你 Thank you.
Nora And, Nora,
谢谢你来跟我谈这件事 thank you for coming forward with this.
我知道这很艰难 I know it was difficult.
我们的信息非常有限 We have very little information,
只知道另一个受害者50多岁 other than the victim was in her 50s
因击打致死 and that she was bludgeoned to death.
本周之内第二起死亡事件 再次震动了这个田园般的街区 It is the second death in a week that has rocked this idyllic little street.
上星期五 这名受害者的邻居 Just last Friday, the victim's next-door neighbor
也因头部外伤死亡 died as well from a head trauma.
那家的儿子被短暂拘留然后被释放 You may recall the son was briefly held and then released.
干吗 What
这两起案件是否有联系 indicated whether these two cases are connected.
是Bernie It's Bernie
谁 Who
我上星期那个耍煎锅的小个子客户 My little skillet-wielding client from last week.
他又砸了一个 他答应过我不干了 He's whacked another one. He promised me he wouldn't.
这是不是意味着你 Does that mean you're
结束了 finished
Alan Alan
你干什么了 What have you done
你很激动 我知道 There's an awful lot of excitement. I saw.
新闻还有直播 Both live and on the news.
你又用煎锅打人了 是不是 Bernard You've been flailing again with your frying pan, haven't you, Bernard
我没想做的 我太失望了 I never meant for it to happen. I am very disappointed.
上周我跟你很深刻的谈了一次 Bernie I gave you a terrific speech last week, Bernie,
呼唤你善良内心 appealing to the kind inner you.
我说的那么精彩 动人 It was wonderful, poignant even,
现在你完全否定啊 又杀人 and now you've completely mooted it by committing murder again.
我没想过杀她 I never meant to kill her.
噢 你只是过去做蛋卷 Oh, what, you just went over there to make an omelet,
然后就失控了 她知道 and things got out of hand She knew.
她听到我们在吵架 She heard an argument between me and mother.
她在外面给她的无聊植物浇水 She was out there watering her stupid plants,
在冬天 上帝 这个女人不正常 in the winter, for god's sakes. The woman is not right.
或者曾经不正常 Or wasn't right.
Alan 她说她会报警 Alan, she said she was gonna call the police.
她听到的不会算是传闻证据 She said what she heard would not be hearsay.
她查过 She looked it up.
她说 因为我们当时在争吵 She said, because we were arguing,
会 会被认为是动冲犯罪 it would, it would qualify as an excited blutterance.
突然 煎锅在我手上 手一挥 Suddenly, the skillet was in my hand, and I swung.
动冲都不是一个真正的词 Blutterance isn't even a real word,
更不能做辩解 much less a defense
你因为一个不存在的词谋杀了一个人 You've murdered somebody over a fake word
我非常小心的没有留下任何证据 I was careful to not leave any evidence.
我又悄悄地过去 I went over there, stealth-like.
上帝啊 Oh, for god's sake.
并且我 我布置入室抢劫的现场 and I, I staged a break-in in the back.
我迅速处理了她 然后我就返回来 I dispatched of her, and then I returned.
Alan 我保证 这是最后最后一次 Alan, I promise you, this will be the very, very last one.
这次我不会为你辩护 I'm not representing you this time.
你一定要 如果真的找上我 我不会 You must, if it comes to that. I won't.
你让我非常失望 You've let me down terribly
但是 你说过你会为小人物挺身而出 But, but you said that you stood for the little man
我就很小 I'm little
最好的形势 我认为 The best thing, I feel,
就是申请直接 宣告判决 would be to go for an immediate declaratory judgment.
我们最不希望开庭审判 The last thing we want is a trial.
这是一个热点问题 This is a hot-button issue.
美国公民自由协会也将介入 但这还只是个开始 The ACLU will be jumping in, and that's only the beginning.
为什么我被踢出这个案子 你没有 Why have I been taken off this case You haven't.
你从这种无聊工作中解脱了 杀鸡焉用在牛刀 You've been relieved of the grunt work because it's beneath you.
解脱是解职的委婉说法 Relieve is a soft word for discharge.
我一看就知道是降级 I recognize a demotion when I see one.
我是委婉说法的大师 I am the master of the soft discharge.
我们还很亲密的时候 你也很萎 You refer again to when we were intimate.
现在注意 假装你有线索 Now pay attention, and pretend you have a clue.
我们准备好了吗 We all set
准备就绪 Lock and load.
出发 Let's go.
Lori Lori.
Alan Alan.
Alan 等等 Alan, a second.
我们有点小问题 We have a little problem.
似乎你一直在性骚扰Nora Jacobs. It seems you've been sexually harassing Nora Jacobs.
她签了诉讼弃权书 She signed a waiver.
对不起 I'm sorry
我让我所有的女雇员签了性骚扰诉讼弃权书 I make all my female employees sign sexual harassment waivers,
尤其是那些漂亮的 especially the pretty ones.
我不认为那些文件能在法庭上站得住脚. I don't think that document would hold up in court.
不管怎样 这种行为在Crane, Poole & Schmidt公司是不能容忍的 But regardless, that kind of behavior isn't tolerated at Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
特别是哪种行为 Which kind of behavior, specifically
我认为你足够聪明 知道界限在哪里 I think you're smart enough to sense where the line is, counselor.
不越过界去 我从来不敢肯定 I'm never sure until I cross it.
她是你的下属 你们之间权力不对等 She is a subordinate. There is a disparity of power.
你要节制一切的性表示 口头上或者其他 You will refrain from any sexual advances, verbal or otherwise.
Shirley. Shirley.
那高级合伙人呢 What about senior partners
我去骚扰他们总没问题了吧 There would be nothing wrong with me
比如骚扰你 lusting, say, after you, would there
订阅国家地理杂志 Go subscribe to National Geographic.
列出你永远到不了的国家 Make a list of all the places you'll never get to visit.
在最后加上 Schmidt Add to that list, Schmidt.
Sally 我会和她谈谈 但是除了这个 Sally, I'll talk to her, but other than that
你不能在暗中帮帮忙 You can't pull some strings
那Alan Shore呢 他很会揪兔子出来 What about Alan Shore He's the one that pulls rabbits
他不是合伙人 你是 He's not a partner. You are.
此外 我和Alan Shore睡过 Besides, I slept with Alan Shore.
怎么会客观的 你也和我睡过 How objective can he You also slept with me.
你就没想过这也会成问题 Do you ever think that might be part of the problem
这不公平 That was unfair
对我落井下石 kicking me while I'm down.
我本该想到会这样 I guess I should've expected it.
警察想要询问我 The police want to question me.
真是当头一棒 Bernie That's really a stunner, Bernie.
上周他们因你重击你妈妈 把你逮捕 They arrested you last week for whacking your mother,
你因法律技术问题脱罪 you got off on a technicality,
现在 隔壁女人头部被重击致死 now the woman next door turns up dead from a blow to the head.
他们怎么会联想到你 What could possibly make them think of you
我要和他们谈谈吗 我不会 Should I talk to them I wouldn't.
以前你还能让人相信 现在一点也不 Where you once were convincing, you are now anything but.
我不喜欢你用这么伤人的语气说话 I don't like it when you speak to me in these hurtful tones.
我不是一个邪恶的人 你是的 Bernie I am not an evil person. Yes, you are, Bernie.
你一周之内杀了两个人 You've killed two people inside of a week.
非常清楚 你很邪恶 By definition, that makes you evil.
最后那次杀人你有预谋 有计划 This last killing was premeditated, calculated.
你到那里 像你说的 You went over there, as you said,
手脚麻利的杀人 to dispatch a human being.
你就是只小虫子 You're a little bug.
就像虫子一样 总有一天要被踩死 And like a bug, you will one day get stepped on.
现在离开 我不会为邪恶的人辩护 Now go away. I do not represent evil people.
我说过让你离开 I asked you to leave.
我可以再说一句吗 May I say one more thing
你伤了我的心 You cut me to the quick.
我是只虫 I am a bug.
我妈妈经常告诉我 我是 My mother would often tell me
我是一只无关紧要的.. I am nothing more than an insignificant little
她以前叫我 鼻涕虫 she used to call me a, a dung beetle.
当我杀了她 When I killed her,
当她躺在地板上 as she lay on the floor,
我第一次感到 我还活着 for the first time, I felt alive.
我确实做过一些事 I had actually done something.
也许潜意识下的我 想再次体验那种权利感 Perhaps a part of me sought to relive that power,
但是今天 我确实觉得罪恶深重 but today, I, I do, I feel evil.
我需要你的帮助 Alan I need your help, Alan.
警察要审问我 The police want to interrogate me.
我不知道该怎么办 I don't know what to do.
Alan 我能 哦 对不起 Alan, could I, oh, I'm so sorry.
没关系. That's okay.
Tara Wilson 见见Bernard Ferrion Tara Wilson, meet Bernard Ferrion.
他用炊具杀人 当然 是依其申述 He kills people with cookware. Allegedly, of course.
Bernie 见过Tara Bernie, Tara.
她是你的新律师 不 我选你 She's your new lawyer. No, I prefer you.
不 你不能选我 No, you can't have me.
理由就是 我知道太多 One reason being, I know too much.
如果你想让这家律师事务所帮你 Tara就是你的律师 If you want this firm to help you, Tara's your lawyer.
她很迷人 但是她够好吗 She's very fetching, but is she good
警察想和他谈话 The police want to talk to him.
你有很大的机会让他避免掉牢狱之灾 There's an excellent chance you can avoid the prison term
虽然他罪有应得 he very much deserves.
我必须提醒你 不要去关心这个人 I must warn you, do not come to care for this man.
他会让你很失望 He will let you down.
就这些 That's all.
我们走吧 Ferrion先生 Let's go, Mr. Ferrion.
Nora 可以进来吗 Nora, when you get a minute.
为什么你觉得你一定得找Schmidt谈 干吗不直接来找我 why did you feel compell to speak to Shirley Schmidt, why don't you take it up with me
我不知道 我觉得 I don't know. I suppose
我觉得在你面前我不能把持自己 I guess I didn't feel I could hold my own with you
我想 这也是问题之一 which, I guess, is a part of the problem.
Alan 我对你的调笑感到不舒服 Alan, I'm uncomfortable with the banter.
你可以这样说 You could've said that.
这些玩笑你也有份 You did participate in the banter.
我参与了 I participated.
我当然想我老板喜欢我 I, of course, wanted to be liked by my boss.
但后来.. But then
事情发展的有些离谱 it started to go too far.
那时候 为什么不告诉我 And when it went too far, why not tell me
我不知道 I don't know.
因为我任其发展 Because I'd let it go on,
我觉得或许是我自己陷入这种境地的.. I felt maybe I'd gotten myself in
在研讨会上 这里的高层会让你认为 At the seminars, you get the impression
他们很会处理这种事情 that the senior people here are good at dealing with these things.
我想让你别再这样 I wanted you to stop.
但是我仍然喜欢你 仍然喜欢为你工作. But I still like you, and like working for you.
我同时希望 And I was hoping
他们可以不用伤害感情的解决这件事 they maybe had a way to solve the problem without any hurt feelings.
所以 现在该怎么办 So, what happens now
实际上我们称之为智能设计论 We actually call it intelligent design.
基本上说 生命是如此复杂 Basically, the idea is life is so complex,
更高一级的力量必定参与其中 a greater power has to be at play.
更高一级的力量是上帝 The greater power being god.
我们绝没有否认达尔文理论 We're by no means shutting down Darwinism,
或者指出那是错误的 or suggesting that evolution is inaccurate.
你相信进化论吗 Fife先生 Do you believe in evolution, Mr. Fife
我同时相信进化论和上帝 I happen to believe in both god and evolution.
我不认为这两者之间相互排斥 I don't think the two have to be mutually exclusive.
为什么不直接在宗教课上教授智能设计论 So, why not simply offer the intelligent design theory in religion courses
为什么要在科学课上 Why science
我们深思熟虑过 Well, we thought long and hard about that.
但是 事实上越来越多的科学家 But the simple truth is more and more scientists,
科学家 而不是神学家 scientists, not theologians,
宣称 当你探究细胞的内部结构 have said that when you examine the intricacies of the human cell,
DNA的方程式 the mathematical equations of DNA,
你无法简单的用自然选择学说来解释 you simply cannot conclude that it's all explained by natural selection.
另一种力量应该在发挥作用 Another power has to be at work.
上帝 God.
再说一次 我们没有提到他的名字 Well, again, we never mention him by name.
你知道政教分离吗 U are aware of the separation of church and state.
知道 I'm aware.
无聊的废话 This is boring crap.
你也知道 Fife先生 And you're also aware, Mr. Fife,
最高法院禁止教授神创论 that the supreme court has banned the teaching of Creationism.
我说过 实际上 我们没称之为神创论 Well, as I said, technically, we're not calling it Creationism.
但是你承认了事实如此 But you admitted that's what's going on.
神创论认为 And Creationism holds
6000年前上帝在6天之内创造了世界 that god created the world about 6,000 years ago in 6 days.
那不是我的观点 That's not my view.
但是你坚持要老师在科学课上教授这种观点 But it's a view you're insisting your teachers explain in a science class.
作为一种理论 As a theory.
一种完全没有科学依据 A theory with no scientific basis other than to say,
除了说嘿,进化论不能解释一切的理论 Gee, evolution can't account for it all.
为什么要戴头盔 Why the helmet
这里用不着戴 是在家里戴的 Well, it wouldn't be for here. It would be for at home.
想象我有个邻居 Well, the thinking being if there's somebody in my neighborhood
闯进别人房子 从背后砸别人脑袋 breaking into houses whacking eople from behind on the head,
我戴个头盔是很合理的 it would make sense for me to wear a helmet.
你看 我想显得清白 I want to exude innocence, you see.
脱掉头盔 Get rid of the helmet.
但是 Wilson女士 在我内心深处 But, Ms. Wilson, at, at my core,
我是个小男人 I'm a little man.
我想保护我自己是说得通的 对吗 It would make sense for me to want to protect myself, right
脱掉头盔 你看起来很滑稽 Get rid of the helmet. You look ridiculous.
现在,听我说. Now, listen to me.
警方已经要求DNA样本 我会同意 The police have asked for a DNA sample, and I'm gonna agree.
什么 为什么 What Why on earth
因为他们能拿到法庭令 Because they could get one with a court order.
反对没有任何意义 There's no point in opposing.
那 我的不得强迫自证其罪权利呢 Well, what about my right to not incriminate myself
合作大大有利于显示清白 Ferrion先生 Cooperation goes a long way towards exuding innocence, Mr. Ferrion,
比戴个冰球帽好得多 much better than hockey headgear.
每个人都用这么伤人的语气跟我说话 You know, everyone is speaking to me in hurtful tones,
我不喜欢 and I don't appreciate it.
我确实杀过人 I did kill people.
如果你不尊敬我 也要表现出惊讶和恐惧 You'd think I'd incur a little shock and awe, if not respect.
所以你才那么做 Is that why you did this
让人敬畏 To inspire awe
Alan Shore告诉我你妈妈叫你鼻涕虫 Alan Shore told me that your mother referred to you as a dung beetle.
请不要在我面前再提那个物种 Please don't mention that particular species to me.
我不知道Alan还跟你说了什么 但我是个善良的人 I don't know what else Alan told you, but I'm a kind man.
我确实犯下那两个无法饶恕的罪行 I have admittedly committed two heinous acts,
但是第一次不是故意的 but the first was not voluntary,
第二次是出于绝望 and the second was out of desperation,
我不想进监狱 让那些比我高大的人欺负我 not wanting to go to prison where bigger men will have their way with me.
Wilson女士 我需要你的帮助 Ms. Wilson, I need your help.
请站在我这一边 Please be on my side.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我说的太过分了 That remark was way out of line.
Sally 一年半前你和我 接着又和Alan Shore Listen, Sally, it didn't help that you were with me a year and a half ago,
这些帮不到你 坏事传千里 and then you were with Alan Shore. It's gossip. It travels fast.
但是我从来不怀疑 But I have no doubt, none,
你会成为一位出色的律师 that you are going to be an exceptional attorney,
但是不会在这里 but just not here.
他们不会给你这个机会 They're never gonna give you the chance.
你需要 You need to
重塑你自己 remake yourself.
重新开始 Start fresh.
你向我寻求帮助 You asked me for help.
我会向你建议 And I'm going to provide it to you in the form of advice.
你应该离开 You need to go.
本学年刚开始 At the beginning of the school year,
我们在教师会议上得知 we got the word at our teachers' assembly
道德价值将会做为教学目标之一 that moral values would be one of our educational objectives,
这没什么 which was fine.
但是进化论给神创论让路 But to have evolution bumped for Creationism
公平的来说 进化论并没有被取代 well, to be fair, evolution isn't being displaced.
只是加入了神创论 Creationism is just being included.
进化论是个很难教的知识点 Evolution is a tough subject matter.
我们不能因为政策原因再削减本来就少的课时 We cannot cut into what little class time we have to service a political agenda.
反对 与本案无关 Objection. This is non-responsive.
请简要回答问题 女士 Please limit your answers to the questions, ma'am.
为什么你不认为智能设计论是科学 Turner夫人 Why can't you view intelligent design as a science, Ms. Turner
因为没有任何科学证据支持它 Because there is simply no scientific data to support it.
我们怎么去维护 How are we to maintain
科学课老师的可信度 any credibility as science teachers
如果我们说 if we say,
嘿 尽管没有证据 另一种可能也是存在的 Gee, despite all this data, there's also another possibility
智能设计论是对科学的践踏 Intelligent design makes a mockery of science.
如果你把它当作宗教课程 可以 If you wanna teach it as a religion course, fine.
但是当作科学课 But as a science,
这是非常荒谬的 it's simply preposterous.
我只是不明白为什么他不想谈谈 I just don't understand why he wouldn't wanna talk.
如果真有连环杀人犯在他家附近 If there's a serial killer loose in his neighborhood
他很想谈 是我不让他说 He'd love to talk. I'm not letting him.
我要告诉你 I'll tell you one thing.
Bernard Bernard.
你们上次就在没有任何证据 仅凭他母亲的鲁莽指控 You people wrongly arrested him last time with no evidence
错误的逮捕了他 after his mother recklessly accused him.
现在很显然那个社区有人做案 Now, it's clear there is somebody in the neighborhood killing people,
你还没有因毁了Ferrion先生的好名声道歉 you haven't so much as apologized to Mr. Ferrion for ruining his good name.
我们怎么指望从你那里得到公正的对待 Why should we expect any fair treatment from you
完成了 I'm done.
再次重申 我希望你的客户不要离开管辖范围 Once again, I'll encourage your client not to leave the jurisdiction.
流氓 Bully boy.
Bernard Bernard.
你处理的真巧妙 You handled that deftly.
现在怎么办 So, what now
你可以回家了 You can go home.
如果你真的没有留下任何痕迹 If, indeed, you left no traces behind,
并且他们没找到DNA 或者冒烟的锅子 and assuming they find no DNA, and with no smoking skillet,
你有可能再次逍遥法外 you'll likely get away with it once again.
你在用审判的语气 You're using a judgmental tone.
你真的希望我们不谴责你 Do you really expect us not to condemn you
你杀了两个人命 You killed two people.
我以为你会谴责我的行为 Well, I expect you to condemn my actions,
而不是我本人 but, I suppose, not me.
你可以走了 You can go.
Alan怎么样了 How's Alan
说实话 我认为他受到了伤害 Honestly, I think he's hurt.
你总是听说律师怎样让他的客户失望 You hear all the time how clients are let down by their lawyers.
有时候 是客户让他们的律师失望 Sometimes it's the attorney who's let down by the client.
听起来可能很傻 As silly as it may sound,
愤世嫉俗 冷酷无情的Alan Shore 有时也会渴望相信 the cynical, jaded Alan Shore gets a bit desperate sometimes
人性本善 to believe in the goodness of mankind.
他在你身上找到了一些希望 我想 He found, I think, some hope in you.
但是你毁了它 And you crushed it
就像虫子一样 like a bug.
你在解雇我 当然不是 我会吃官司 You're firing me Certainly not, I'd get sued.
我要调整你的工作岗位 I'm reassigning you.
如果把我打回人力资源那里 等于降职 If I get put back into the pool, that's the same as a demotion.
Nora 我不会改变我的为人 Nora, I'm not going to change who I am.
我可以试试 但是我永远不可能做到 I can work on it, but leaps and bounds I'll never make.
当我看到女人 大多数女人 When I look at women, most women,
因为我自由而好奇的天性 我总会产生性幻想 my mind wanders invariably to sexual fantasy of a broad and curious nature,
而不会被道德约束 我情不自禁 unfettered by moral restraint. I can't help it.
我知道这种坦率会让我作茧自缚 I realize this candor
所以才让你签那份声明 could come back to haunt me should you indeed file a claim,
但是当我看到你 but when I look at you,
那些亲密的露骨的事情总是出现在我脑海中 I often conjure up the most intimate and explicit of distractions.
永远都不会改变 That's not going to change.
你是个性感迷人的 You're a sexually attractive
禽兽 beast.
请原谅 Shirley 我在口述信件 Could you excuse us, Shirley I'm dictating a letter.
我向你保证 I give you my word,
你不会被降职 you will not get a demotion.
同时也感谢你 让我意识到有时候 女人 I also offer you my gratitude for making me realize that sometimes, women
很合作 但是仍然觉得厌烦 play along, and yet nevertheless feel harassed.
我想只有笨蛋才会不知道 I suppose it's the callous idiot who can't appreciate that.
我为曾是这种傻瓜而道歉 I apologize for being that idiot.
Nora Nora,
下一次如果有人对你做了你不喜欢的事 the next time that somebody does something to you that you don't like,
直接说 be direct.
我保证 你要什么都有人给 I assure you, you're up to it.
演说很精彩 That was very eloquent.
谢谢 Thank you.
你得再给我找个秘书 Shirley You need to get me another secretary, Shirley,
一个更愿被骚扰的人 someone more willing to be harassed.
我尽力而为 I'll see what I can do.
科学面临很多困境 法官大人 These are bad times for science, your honor,
尤其是面对道德价值观 especially at the hands of moral values.
政府一直有组织的扭曲科学 The government has systematically distorted or worse,
食品及药物管理局 和 环保署 打压新的科学发现 suppressed findings by the FDA and EPA
当遇到避孕 when it comes to contraception,
肝细胞研究 艾滋病 全球气候变暖 环境污染 stem cell research, AIDS, global warming, pollution.
请回到这个案子上来 律师 不要掺入政治问题 Let's just stick to the case, counsel, and leave politics out of it.
这个案子就是政治问题 This case is all about politics.
它想让宗教重回学校 It's about getting religion back into schools.
神创论是宗教学说 Creationism is religious doctrine.
没有科学依据支持 It is not supported by scientific data.
我是基督教徒 我妻子是犹太人 I'm a christian, my wife is a jew.
我们为此激烈争辩 We have wonderful debates.
这个国家 总体来说 应该更加普及神学知识 And this country, as a whole, should be more theologically literate,
但那不是科学 but it's not science.
今天在这里发生的一切是对进化论的抨击 What's happening here today is an attack on evolution.
这样做很聪明 It's clever.
姑且称之为智能进化论 Let's call it intelligent design.
不提到上帝 但是 Let's not mention god. But, come on,
最高法院禁止在公立学校教授神创论 the supreme court banned the teaching of Creationism in the public schools.
当时他们是正确的 现在依然如此 They were right then, they remain right today,
我的客户被解雇是毫无法律依据的 and my client's discharge was unlawful,
并且也违背了我们悠久的传统 as well as in violation of our time-honored tradition
那就是政教分离 of separating church and state.
我们当然有合法的起诉缘由 Of course we have a legitimate cause of action.
说的简直就像福音书 That was almost evangelical.
建立条款禁止政府对某个特定宗教 The establishment clause prohibits the endorsement of or discrimination
做出支持或者歧视 against any particular religion,
但是它从来没有意图抹去更高力量的概念 but it was never meant to extinguish the notion of a higher power.
我当然相信进化论 I certainly believe in evolution.
我们中的任何一人看到现有证据 Who here among us, while watching the presential debates,
都不会否认我们是从猴子进化而来 could deny that we all come from monkeys
但是将更高力量也参与其中 作为一种可能的理论 But what's so wrong with suggesting as a possible theory
又有什么错呢 that a higher power might have also played a part
对于教会和国家来说 As for church and state,
我们以上帝赐予民主之权利进行战争 we go to war over god-given rights to democracy.
让我们面对这个事实 Let's face it.
上帝在这里更加强大 God is big here.
我们热爱上帝 We love god.
我们 作为一个民族 拥有一个坚定的信念 And we, as a nation, have an overwhelming belief
上帝在人类起源中发挥了作用 he had something to do with the creation of humankind.
但是在科学课堂上教授它 But teach that in a science class
想都不能想 Perish the thought.
这里没有人试图挤压进化论 Nobody here is trying to squash evolution.
我也同意Gellman先生 And I would agree with Mr. Gellman,
压制思想的科学不是好科学 it isn't good science to suppress information.
但是我想要问问庭上 But I would ask the court,
今天在这里 是谁在搞挤压 who here today is trying to do the squashing
你说你要上法庭是什么意思 What do you mean you want to go to tial
我害怕死于流言蜚语中 I'm afriad of dying and death by innuendo
我想如果我接受庭审 会有机会还我清白 I thought if I went to trial, it would offer me a chance to clear my name.
还你清白 你犯罪了 Clear your name You did it.
但又没人知道 But nobody knows that.
你疯了吗 Have you gone mad
他们没有证据 甚至不能逮捕你 They haven't got any evidence, they can't even arrest you,
你却要求庭审 and you're here asking to go to trial
你到底什么问题 What is the matter with you
等他们立案的焦虑 The suspense of them building a case,
太让人受不了 it's just too much to bear.
我很孤独 I'm lonely.
我以前只有我妈妈 我杀了她 All I ever had was my mother, and I killed her.
另一个跟我说话的 就是我邻居 The only other person who ever, ever talked to me was my neighbor.
我也杀了她 Killed her, too.
Alan还好吗 How's Alan
我想他 I miss him.
Bernard Bernard,
除非其它事情发生 unless something else happens here,
你的案子结束了 your case is over.
我可以理解你很孤独 Now, I can appreciate that you're lonely,
但是你需要自己去寻找新的生活 but you need to find a life for yourself now.
但是 我该怎么做 But, um, how do I do that
Bernard 你的案子已经结束了 Bernard, your case status at the moment is over.
好吧 Okay.
Alan Alan
你好 Hello.
Piper夫人 Mrs. Piper
你记得我 You remember
噢 我总是说 Oh, I always say,
用带狗便便的手套跟人握手 shake a man's hand with dog poop on your glove,
他会一辈子记得你 he'll remember you for life.
我记得你是 因为我万圣节到你家要过糖吃 I remember you because I trick-or-treated at your house.
你怎么样 亲爱的 How are you, dear
你看起来不是很好 You don't look well.
你来这里干什么 What are you doing here
我是来应征你的秘书的 I'm applying for the position of your secretary, of course.
我听说上一个秘书的事情了 I heard what happened to the last one,
我得说 and I must say,
你的问题是 your problem
大多数的人不能看到 most people aren't able to see that
在你世故麻木的外表下 beneath your slick, insensitive exterior,
你是个口不择言的小笨蛋 deep down, you really are a douche bag.
我知道的 Alan I get that, Alan.
我绝不会误会你的 You'd have no misunderstanding with me.
Shore先生 Mr. Shore.
哦 多可爱的小人啊 Oh, my, what an adorable little man.
你是侏儒吗 亲爱的 Are you a midget, dear
我 我只是想说 I, uh, I just wanna say
我真的很抱歉 that I am deeply sorry,
并且我向你保证 and I assure you,
我会活出所有你在我身上看到的 that I am gonna try to live up to all the potential
人的潜质 that you saw in me as a human being.
我向你保证 I give you my word.
真是贴心 Well, that was sweet.
那么 So
我得到这份工作了吗 do I get the job
没有人象我这样震惊 Nobody is more frightened than I am
因为宗教自由权渐渐变成我们价值观的阻碍 of the religious right getting a stranglehold on our values.
就是这里我们要受到重创 Is this the part where we get spanked
好像只要以全能之主的名义做事 It seems as long as you do it in the name of the almighty,
不止放弃了一般常识和科学 one is free to abandon not only common sense and science,
还放弃了事实真相 but also the facts.
但我同样也考虑到世俗社会 But I am also concerned about a secular society
也将信仰挤出了我们的生活 squeezing faith out of our lives.
我们都看到过那些荒唐的法律案件 We have all witnessed the ridiculous lawsuits
试图阻止圣诞节上演基督降生的舞台剧 to stop nativity scenes at Christmas,
试图将上帝在效忠誓言中去掉 to take god out of the pledge of allegiance.
上帝一直都是我们民族定义的一部分 God has always been a part of who and what we are as a nation.
在我们的货币上 写着 我们相信上帝. On our currency, it reads in god we trust.
《独立宣言》也提到了上帝 The declaration of independence speaks of god,
我们从何而来 造物主之恩赐 how we are created, endowed by our creator.
还提到世间至高无上的法官 神圣的上帝 It references our supreme judge of the world, and divine providence.
上帝 God.
我很遗憾 And I'm sorry,
任何一个曾经手抱婴儿的人 anybody who has ever held a newborn child in his hands
都会相信更高力量的存在 must make room for the chance that a higher power exists.
做为一个科学家 说出这句话不是耻辱 And it shouldn't offend you as scientists to say,
嗨 我们就是不知道 Hey, we just don't know.
我做出判决： I find the decision
将智能创造论纳入科学范围 to include intelligent design along with evolution into the science curriculum
并没有违反第一修正案之确立条款 does not violate the establishment clause of the First amendment.
我裁定被告胜诉 I'm ruling in favor of the defendant.
案子结束 This lawsuit is dismissed.
哦 伙计 Oh, boy.
有趣吧 我一个字也没听进去 Was it interesting I didn't listen to a word.
谢谢你 Thank you.
谢谢你们两个 Thank you both.
祝你好运 Fife先生 Good luck, Mr. Fife.
应该怎么表达 What's the expression
呃 与上帝同行 Uh, go with god.
你什么时候走 So when are you leaving
很急吗 Is there a big rush
我不是那个意思 I didn't mean it like that.
我现在就走 今晚 I'm leaving now, tonight.
你知道 我随便说下 You know, for what it's worth,
Shirley可以非常苛刻 Shirley can be very draconian,
当她下定决心 就不会 and when she makes up her mind, it's not
我对Shirley没有意见 I have nothing against Shirley.
事实上 她都没有真的伤到我 In fact, she didn't even really hurt me.
Shirley不认识我 Shirley doesn't know me.
但是你认识 You do.
Lori认识 Alan认识 Lori does, Alan does.
好多人 没有一个跟Shirley争论 a lot of people, none of whom took issue with Shirley.
多数人的沉默 Brad The silent majority has spoken, Brad
如同共鸣的咆哮 with a resounding roar.
越挫越勇 Every knock is a boost.
我会用这句或者其他陈词滥调 坚持一阵儿 I'm gonna cling to that and a few other cliche for a while.
然后 你会再看到我 And then, you'll all see me again.
在法庭上 在对手席上 In court, across the deposition table.
你会再看到我 You'll all see me again.
我保证 That's a promise.
他真的很孤独 He's just so profoundly lonely.
Bernard Bernard.
他来道歉过 He came to apologize.
我真觉得 他很想被逮捕 I actually think that he wanted to get arrested
因为他太渴望被人关注 because he's so starved for attention.
我痛恨这份工作 I hate this job.
你警告过我不要太关心他 Well, you warned me not to care for him.
Tara 不要 Tara, don't.
别那么做 现在结束了 Do not let yourself. Well, it's over now.
他走了 He's gone.
覆水难收 What's done is done.
不是结束 是麻烦 It's not over. That's the problem.
你什么意思 What do you mean
他会再杀人 He'll kill again.
他说过那个 没有 我只是有这种感觉 What, did he say that No, but I just get the feeling.
他会再杀人 He'll kill again.
你在外面干吗呢 What are you doing out here
只是看着这座城市 Just looking at the city.
还在想看到 Still trying to fathom that
红袜队胜利 The Red sox won
这是什么 What's this
男生抽这个 我想我们也可以试试 The boys do it. I thought we'd give it a try.
你想抽雪茄 You wanna smoke cigars
把男生俱乐部的火炬传到我们这里 Passing of the torch from the boys' club to us.
为这个我也抽一下 Well, I'll smoke to that.
糟糕 Awful.
让我试一下 Let me try.
糟透了 That's terrible.
这就有利的证明了 Well, this makes it official.
我们比他们进化得好 We've evolved more than they have.
我们今天赢是件好事吗 Is it a good thing we won today
我不知道 I don't know.
你相信有更高的力量 对吗 You believe in a higher power, right
而不只是在法庭上的辩论 It wasn't just advocacy in that room
世间上的事物让我相信 With what's going on in the world, I need to believe.
但是 But
但是什么 But what
上帝也会禁止另一个法庭说 God forbid the next court says
禁止在学校教授进化论 it's okay to ban evolution from the schools.
是的 Yeah.
上帝会的 God forbid.