当一个男人40岁的时候 他们通常会开始审视自己 When a man turns 40, he begins to take measure of themselves
我必须承认我很喜欢我现在的样子 I must admit I'd like what I see
你快43岁了 You're turning 43.
如果你不介意 我正表现成易被你诱惑的 If you don't mind, I'm trying to appear vulnerable
稍候我的潜艇更容易开进你的裙底 to facilitate my snorkeling up your thigh bone later.
Alan 你是我的男朋友 Alan, you boyfriend,
我是你的女朋友 me girlfriend.
你想怎么样都行 You have a season's pass.
你正破坏征服的过程 You're ruining the conquest part,
那才是我所关心的 which is all it's really about for me.
真的么 Really
那不如来玩个游戏吧 Well, how about a little play acting, then
这一次听你的 Only if this time, I get to be the sheep.
我坐到那边 I'm gonna sit over there
假装独自一人 and pretend to be alone.
而你是要接近我的陌生人 And you're gonna approach me, being the stranger that you are,
来征服我吧 and conquest me.
别傻了 Don't be silly.
不 我就想看你如何表现 Shore先生 No, I'd like to see how you operate, Mr. Shore.
你好啊 How are you doing
不错 谢谢 Fine, thank you.
我叫Joe I'm Joe.
我有伴了 I'm with somebody.
是谁 Who
你好 我完全是个陌生人 Hello, I'm a complete stranger.
我是来钓你的 And I'm here to pick you up.
哦 我明白了 我们两人都想钓你 Oh, I see. There's two of us.
我们都有机会 I'll be evens, you be odds.
有问题么 You got a problem
不 实际上 No, actually.
我正好看到这位美女在和树干讲话 I just saw this fair maiden here talking to a tree trunk,
因为我是树艺学家 我想我能帮忙翻译 and since I'm an arborist, I thought I could help translate.
给你个忠告 Here's a health tip.
走开 为什么我走开 Walk away. Why would I do that
好吧 老兄 All right, guys.
别被我随意的外表欺骗了 Don't be deceived by my cushy appearance.
抱歉 Excuse me.
我的确是和他一起的 我才不在乎 I actually am with him. I don't care.
走开 否则把你打翻 Walk away, or I lay you out.
我不故意出难题 可你的目标不是和她上床么 I don't mean to be a stickler, but isn't the object to lay her out
嘿 Hey
哦 糟了 很抱歉 我只想拿我的钱包 Oh, gee, I'm sorry, I was reaching for my wallet.
明白了 I see.
我只想拿我的钱包 Allow me to reach for mine.
你还好么 Are you all right
没事 Fine.
你好 大个子 Hello, big people.
抱歉打扰你了 可你看上去相当魁梧 Sorry to intrude, but you seem rather strapping.
这是300美元 Here's $300.
你愿意把那个男人放倒么 Would you be so kind as to go hit that man down there
你说真的么 Alan Really / Alan.
这是额外的100美元 如果他倒下的话 There's an extra $100 if he goes down.
成交 You're on.
好好表现 哦 看在上帝的份上 Make it a good one. Oh, for god's sakes.
这是100美元 去帮帮你朋友 Here's $100, go help your friend.
糟了 好象Joe有帮手 Gee, it seems Joe has buddies.
这给你 One for you,
这给你 one for you,
我有很多帮手了 I got plenty of them.
现在狠狠的打吧 Hit them hard now.
给你 给你 For you and for you.
《律师风云》 第一季第14集 我们还会再见 Boston Legal 1x14. Till We Meet Again
你不认为昨晚的事说明了什么吗 You don't think the evening was slightly symptomatic of something
你带我去大学生联谊酒吧 而你却挑起了群架 You take me to a college frat bar, and you start a fight.
我可没有挑起它 I did not start it.
你的确挑起了 Alan 好消息 You certainly did start it. Alan, wonderful news.
Kerwin的证词被取消了 The Kerwin deposition has been cancelled.
你不必去了 You don't have to go.
今早你可以休息了 Your morning is now free,
这也是因为 which works out because it seems these
似乎这两位警官是来逮捕你的 two police officers are here to arrest you.
你是Alan Shore么 Are you Alan Shore
啊 你没脑子么 My, aren't you clever
我怀疑你将来能否成为侦探 I bet you make detective one day.
我叫他Alan不就是线索了么 Was my calling him Alan a clue
请把你的手放到背后 Please place your hands behind your back.
为什么 Why
先生 你被捕了 Sir, please. You're under arrest
因为你是欧打罪的同谋 for conspiracy to commit assault and battery.
你有权保持沉默 You have the right to remain silent.
你会印象深刻的 You have it all memorized.
不是么 这绝妙的瞬间 Aren't you, the spiffy jiffy
还是穿着很时髦的人 And a sharp dresser.
你有权利请律师 You have the right to an attorney.
如果你请不起律师 法庭将为你指派一位 If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you
别担心 亲爱的 Not to worry, dear.
我帮你取消今天的预约 I'll cancel the rest of your day.
如果不是怪异的话 这场史无前例的运动中 And in an unprecedented, if not bizarre move,
马萨诸塞州 南部海边的一个 the selectmen of Summersport, Massachusetts, a small south shore town,
约有18000人口的小镇Summersport population 18,000, voted six to two yesterday to ban red meat.
他们的镇理事会昨天的投票以6比2 随着午夜的到来 镇上的商店 禁止红肉 提供和销售牛肉将是非法行为 As of midnight, it is now illegal to serve or sell beef within the township.
市长George Bostwick认为这条法令 是健康和安全的 Mayor George Bostwick calling the law a health and safety regulation.
我的天 健康和安全 God, health and safety.
他们没有召开镇民大会讨论么 Did they not call a town meeting to discuss this
有的 可没人把这事当真 Well, they did. And nobody really took it that seriously.
市长控制了镇理事会的人 But the mayor controls the selectmen,
这正是他希望获得的宣传效果 and this is exactly the publicity he's hoping to buy.
在这期间 我的牛排馆倒闭了 In the meantime, my steak house is out of business.
怎么能禁止红肉呢 How can you ban red meat
他们有整个计划 这也是计划的一部分 Well, they got a whole campaign they're gonna go with it.
他们要把Summersport作为 世界海产品的中心 They plan to promote Summersport as the seafood capital of the world.
我们是食肉动物 We're carnivores.
当朝圣者登陆时 When the pilgrims landed,
他们做的第一件事 就是吃掉一些印第安人 the first thing they did was eat a few indians.
我们有什么应对措施 Is there anything we can do
立即申请暂时制止裁定 We'll get an immediate T.R.O.
我亲自来辩护 禁止红肉案 I'll argue it myself. Ban red meat.
那肯定通不过宪法的芥末 That cannot pass constitutional mustard.
那单词是检验 Denny 不过你是对的 The word is muster, Denny, but you're right.
法律缺少调味品 The law lacks condiments.
我们向法院提出申请并着手跟进 在Suffolk进行 Let's mark up a motion and get going, and let's do it in Suffolk.
我们应联系其他受影响的餐馆 We should contact the owners of the other affected restaurants,
要他们一起加入 and have them join us.
案件编号32744 美国联邦诉Alan Shore 32744, commonwealth vs. Alan Shore,
作为伤人罪的共犯 conspiracy to commit battery.
辩方律师是Tara Wilson 法官大人 Tara Wilson for the defendant, your honor.
我们放弃解释法律条文 请准许保释 We'll waive reading. I shouldn't think there'll be any question of bail.
你们有什么要说的 What have we got here
被告雇佣一些人在酒吧里殴打另一个人 He paid some guys in a bar to assault another guy.
法官 他侮辱了我荣誉 Judge, the guy insulted my honor.
酒吧里的规矩要求我们必须还击 I was required by the canons of bar room conduct to respond.
这里是美国 我仅仅是招募了 一些忠诚的勇士 This being America, I simply enlisted unsuspecting warriors
他们不清楚我要他们做什么 who had no idea what I was getting them into.
有人受伤了么 Was anybody hurt
有伤口和瘀伤 酒吧也造成了损失 Cuts and bruises. There was some damage to the bar.
我建议我们承认足够的事实 My suggestion is we admit to sufficient facts
继续下去也毫无所获 so you'll continue it without a finding.
我的当事人已经 对酒吧的损失进行了全额赔偿 My client makes full restitution to the bar.
那也不能逃脱 That's not gonna fly.
这是正当防卫 Shore先生被袭击了 It was self-defense. Mr. Shore was hit.
事实上 他雇佣其他人去还击并不排除 The fact that he hired others to do the hitting back doesn't preclude
你想要宣判无罪 必须要经过庭审 You want a not guilty, counsel, you need a trial.
今天就可以开庭 We could do it today.
你准备好了么 You're ready to proceed now
我同意警方报告中的事实 I'll stipulate to all the facts in the police report,
虽然读他们的拼写有点费尽 though I must take issue with some of the spelling.
如果他确认事实 我明天可以开庭 If he stips to the facts, I could be ready tomorrow.
当然 需要陪审团 我可以为法庭提供避嫌人名单 Jury trial, of course. I can provide the court with a list of my closest peers.
我周三要去Aspen I leave for Aspen on Wednesday.
所以这个案子要在一天内结束 明天10点开庭 So we will complete this in one day. 10:00 tomorrow.
被告你可以走了 The defendant is released on personal recognizance.
Shore先生 Mr. Shore
如果你认为这很好玩 你就大错特错了 it would be a big mistake to come in here thinking this is funny.
你是说这一点也不好玩 You mean it's not funny
你不能禁止红肉 You cannot just ban red meat.
任何自治市镇都能 通过合理健康的法规 Any municipality can pass reasonable health regulations.
啊 是的 暂停在合理这 Ah, yes, let's just pause on that word reasonable.
很多城镇都是禁酒的 酒精饮料是禁止的销售的 Many towns are dry, forbidding the sale of alcohol.
这简直是天壤之别在销售 There is an enormous difference between the sale
等一下 Schmidt女士 Hold on one second, Ms. Schmidt.
在我的法庭里 辩护律师可以说完他的想法 In my courtroom, we allow counsel to finish their thoughts.
我们不 请允许我打断一下 We do not if I could interrupt.
这条特别的荒唐的法令的作者 The author of this particular and preposterous legislation
碰巧有政治野心又贪图宣传效果 happens to be both politically ambitious and a glutton for publicity,
有趣的是 这条新的法律就应运而生了 which this new law, funny thing, happens to be generating.
红肉引起了合法的健康方面的关注 Red meat poses legitimate health concerns.
过分热心此事的官员也一样 我们也没禁止他们 So do overzealous elected officials. We don't just ban them.
只要我们 现在 我要打断一下 If only we could. Now, I shall do the interrupting.
撇开其他不提 作为一个尽责的 事实发掘者 我很自豪 If nothing else, I pride myself on being a conscientious fact finder.
哦 老兄 Oh, brother.
Crane先生 你说了什么 Mr. Crane, did you say something
愚蠢的法律 像个男人那样否决它 It's a stupid law. Overturn it. Be a man.
Crane先生想帮忙 很明显 他没有成功 Mr. Crane was trying to be helpful. Apparently, he did not succeed.
请具体地说 你的当事人 What is the reason, specifically,
禁止红肉的理由是什么 for your client banning the sale of red meat
牛绵状脑病 Bovine spongiform encephalopathy.
疯牛病 Mad cow disease.
我们害怕大面积爆发 在Summersport么 We're fearful of an outbreak. In Summersport
所有地方 真荒谬 Everywhere. That's ridiculous.
很好 听证会应是基于事实证据的 Very well, we shall hold an evidentiary hearing.
我会首先听取市长的陈述 First person I shall hear from is the mayor.
然后 Schmidt女士 如果你强烈要求 Then, Ms. Schmidt, if you so desire,
我会听取你当事人的陈述 I shall listen to your client.
双方陈述之前 暂时休庭 Until then, we are adjourned.
穿上衣服 Put on a dress.
2点开庭 2:00.
你在干什么 What are you doing
我了解这个法官 我知道他的要害在哪 I know this judge. I know where his buttons are.
调查显示 Denny Research shows, Denny,
在法庭上对抗你要讨好的人的喜好 是非常不明智的 it's not wise to antagonize the people whose favor you're trying to court.
哦 别这样 Shirley Oh, come on, Shirley.
你还在和我对着干 You still antagonize me,
我们都知道是为什么 对么 and we both know what's really going on, don't we
甜心 You sweet man.
你很久没有击中我的要害了 It's been a long time since you hit my button.
你很怀疑你还找得到么 I doubt you'd even know where to find it.
这是迟早的事 Shirley Just a matter of time, Shirley.
只是时间问题 Just a matter of time.
这不关你的事 老兄 这只和性有关 This doesn't involve you, man, it's sexual.
我以为你说这法官要废掉这法律 I thought you said the judge would strike the law down.
我只是遇到一点难题 Dominick I just got a little tougher, Dominick.
他们打出疯牛病的牌 They played the mad cow card.
有时市长也必须做一些正确的事 即使这事并不讨好 Sometimes a mayor has to do what's right even if it isn't popular.
目前食用红肉有很大风险 Red meat presents risks
我作为选民的保护者 并不愿认为 which I, as the guardian of my constituency, am unwilling to assume.
法律是反复无常的 Legislation is capricious on its face.
这是目前我们唯一可以说的 That'll be our only comment at this time.
大众舆论倾向于一边 Pop goes the weasel.
好的 Denny Crane All right, Denny Crane.
我们还是坚持自己的立场 Still cuckoo for cuckoo puffs.
你老爸是谁 Who's your daddy
Denny Crane Denny Crane.
大众舆论倾向于一边 Pop goes the weasel.
简单的说 我认为 我们无法保证牛肉的安全 Simply put, I don't think we can guarantee the safety of beef.
为什么不 Why not
作为发起人 我们刚对加拿大牛肉解禁 For starters, we just lifted the ban on Canadian cattle,
却又再次发现疯牛病 where mad cow disease was just found again.
据统计 在加拿大疯牛的比例 The percentage of mad cow in Canada is statistically
可为何要碰运气呢 But why take chances
鉴于这种疾病 Consider this disease.
是无法医治的 它破坏大脑 it's incurable, it rots the brain,
是致命的 死得很痛苦 it's invariably fatal, and it's a painful death.
可我们的政府保证牛肉是绝对安全的 But our government has assured us there's absolutely no danger in this.
我们的政府支持牛肉 你在说笑吧 Our government is pro-beef. Are you kidding
过去五年里 农业的收入 为国会和总统候选人 In the last five years, the agriculture business has donated $140 million
捐赠了一亿四千万美元 to congressional and presidential candidates.
快餐连锁店 牲畜牛肉协会 Fast-food chains, the cattlemen's beef association, you name it,
凡是你叫得出名字的 they've all given big bucks.
可是农业部说 But the department of agriculture says
哦 别天真了 美国农业部与是肉类行业是一伙的 Oh, please, the USDA's in the meat industry's back pocket.
你的说法有什么证据支持 What evidence do you have of that
你要证据么 You want evidence
比如上一届的农业部部长 How about the last secretary of agriculture
任命肉类行业的拥护者担任了 美国农业部里最重要的职位 appointed meat industry advocates to top jobs at the USDA
比如部长的前参谋长过去总是 How about the secretary's former chief of staff used to be
美国国家牲畜牛肉协会的主要说客 the chief lobbyist for the national cattlemen's beef association
美国农业部被收买了 The USDA has been bought.
你的言辞很激烈 Bostwick先生 Pretty strong words, Mr. Bostwick.
Oprah因为说得太少被起诉 那又说明什么呢 Oprah got sued for saying less. Well, what does that tell you
肉类行业要起诉一位脱口秀主持人 The meat industry gets to sue a talk show host
因为他拒绝吃汉堡包 for putting down a hamburger
当涉及到牛肉时 就不再有言论自由 Free speech doesn't apply when it comes to beef
当然 美国农业部很努力 在保证肉制品的安全 Well, certainly, the USDA has an interest in making meat safe
可他们有双重授权 法官大人 But they have a double mandate, your honor.
一方面可能要保持牛肉的安全 And while one may be to keep beef safe,
另一方面 更强大的一方 the other, the bigger one
正在促进美国肉类的销售 is to promote the sale of American meat.
你认为发现疯牛病对这个国家有利么 You think there's a real interest in this country in rooting out mad cow disease
是不能问 不能说 It's don't ask, don't tell.
反对 刚过去的四月份 Objection / This past April, a cow stumbled and fell in Texas.
在德克萨斯州 有一头牛走路不稳然后摔倒了 The vets suspected a central nervous system disorder.
兽医怀疑是中枢神经系统紊乱 那个动物本应该被送去检验 That animal should have been tested.
可是没有 它被迅速宰杀然后做了猪食 It wasn't.It was quickly slaughtered and put into pig feed.
为什么 因为政府 不允许我们发现疯牛病 Why Because god forbid we discover mad cow disease.
这类花费简直是无底洞 It would cost billions and billions of dollars.
我可不想等 I'm not gonna wait.
如果那会让我被起诉 那就起诉吧 If that gets me sued, so be it.
我国有多少人感染了 How many people in this country have been afflicted
人类的疯牛病 with the human strain of mad cow disease
我没打算 等下 回答我有多少 I don't plan to / To wait, yes. How many
我们不知道 至今仍未有确诊的案例 We don't know. There have been no confirmed cases.
根据某些科学家的说法 According to some scientists,
很多以为是患了老年痴呆症的人 实际上是吃了疯牛而病的 many people we think have Alzheimer's could, in fact, be sick from mad cow.
你是科学家么 先生 不是 Are you a scientist, sir / No.
在你成为市长前 你的职业是什么 Before you became mayor, what was your occupation
我是汽车代理 I owned auto dealerships.
就是推销汽车的吧 You were a car salesman.
倘若每年有三百万人在公路上死伤 Given that three million people are killed or injured on our roads every year,
你也打算禁止汽车么 do you also plan to ban automobiles
不 那沙门氏菌呢 No. / What about salmonella
有计划要定鸡的罪么 Any plans to criminalize chickens
人们不会因为鸡而死 或 那鱼里含的汞呢 People don't die from chickens or What about mercury in fish
这也是关心的问题 It's a concern.
可我再次声明 作为市长兼镇理事会成员 But, again, I made a judgment as mayor,
来判断牛肉的危险 and the selectmen concurred that the dangers of beef
你有政治野心么 Have you any personal political ambitions
除了成为Summersport的市长 beyond that of being mayor of Summersport
我并不想成为头条新闻 如果那就是你要说的 I'm not trying to get headlines, if that's what you're saying.
我可没那么说 有意思的是 你自己说了 I didn't say that, but funny you did.
你有什么要补充么 Have you got anything
你是否基本上同意 市长先生 You would agree, Mr. Mayor, that by and large,
素食主义者就是共产主义者 vegetarians are communists.
当然不同意 I certainly would not.
我们在战争时期 Bostwick先生 We're at war, Mr. Bostwick.
假如可以赢得战争 如果突然对我们的士兵说 Think we can win that war if we suddenly say to our soldiers,
不能吃肉了 no more meat
你认为举国上下都是只吃鱼的人 能保护世界么 你这个懦夫 Think a nation of fish-eaters can protect the world, you wimp
反对 我收回 没有问题了 Objection. Withdrawn. Nothing further.
你到底在干什么 What the hell are you doing
别为我的优点费心 Shirley Don't bother with the merits, Shirley.
这个案子的关键是这个法官 This case, it's all about the judge.
你要求见我们 You asked to see us.
请坐 Sit.
别担心 这是标准程序 Not to worry. This is standard.
他故意不抬头看我们 He purposely doesn't look up.
这是40多岁的人建立主权的伎俩 It's a technique taught in the '40s for establishing dominion.
昨晚你卷入了一起酒吧争论 You were involved in a bar altercation last night
争论 我想不是吧 Altercation I think not.
是打架 It was a brawl.
你被逮捕了 是的 And you were arrested I was.
实际上 庭审明天进行 Trial starts tomorrow, actually.
我可以指望你做我的品格证人么 Can I count on you as a character witness
谁为你辨护 Who's defending you
我为自己辩护 Tara协助我 I'm representing myself, with Tara's assistance.
没有机会避免庭审么 There's no opportunity to plead this out
只可能是我请求认罪 当然这是不能接受的 Only if I plead guilty, which is, of course, unacceptable.
我必须担心那个三年的殴打法律 I have to worry about a three strikes law,
因为我打算继续犯罪 since I plan to commit future crimes.
我不知你想怎样终结你的职业生涯 Shore先生 I don't know what kind of career death wish you have, Mr. Shore,
可如果你被判有罪 but if you're convicted, if you get time,
你的雇佣合同就被终止了 your employment will be terminated.
那可能影响你的 That may be of little consequence to you
如果每次你威胁要解雇我 我都存五分钱 If I had a nickel for every time you've threatened to fire me, Paul,
我现在已经攒够钱可以退休了 I could simply retire.
Alan 别说了 Alan, cut it out.
我并不习惯说教 It is not my habit to lecture,
可你昨晚的行为是很自私的 but what you did last night was selfish.
我们Crane, Poole & Schmidt事务所 在本地是有名望的 We have a reputation here at Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
我们的律师都因此而自豪 The attorneys here take great pride in that reputation.
我们的律师被刑事起诉 It undermines everyone at Crane, Poole & Schmidt
Crane Poole & Schmidt的 名声会受到伤害 when a lawyer here is criminally prosecuted.
你的行为伤害了大家 Your actions hurt people.
我们都得向我们的朋友 同行 All of us must now tender explanations
小心解释这事 to our friends, our colleagues,
去维护和修复Crane Poole & Schmidt的声誉 to safeguard and repair the reputation of Crane, Poole & Schmidt.
停下 Stop it
我受够你了 I've had it.
听见了么 Do you hear me
我受够你了 I have had it.
滚出去 你们两个人 Get out, both of you.
个人来言 我从不吃肉 Personally, I would never eat meat.
为什么 医生 Why, doctor
我们没有办法跟踪牛吃的食物 We don't have the means to keep track of what cattle are being fed,
也不能做到足够的检测 nor are we adequately testing them, in my opinion.
法官大人 我反对用极端的个例作为证据 Your honor, I object to paranoia being offered as evidence.
抱歉 但这绝对是不顾后果的 I'm sorry, but it's absolutely reckless
政府一直告诉我们是安全的 for a government to be telling us we're safe
在科学界不能自始至终的检测的情况下 when the scientific community can't necessarily detect all the ways
这些疾病可能感染了或传播了 this disease can be contracted or transmitted.
可是让我们看看统计数据吧 But let's look at statistics.
这国家里好象没有人因为疯牛而得病 Nobody in this country seems to be getting sick from mad cows.
法官大人 这是无法肯定的 Judge, we just can't know that.
这病可能潜伏长达40年 The disease may have an incubation period of up to 40 years.
你现在很可能已经被感染了 You may be infected right now.
我的观点是 My point is,
现在好象还没人出现病症 nobody now seems to be demonstrating symptoms.
我们也不能肯定这个说法 We don't know that for sure, either.
人类感染疯牛病 The human strain of the mad cow disease
叫做古兹菲德-雅各氏病 is called Creutzfeldt-Jakob.
简称CJD We call it CJD.
可是你可能很偶然患上CJD 与肉类毫无关系 But you can also get CJD sporadically, with no link to infected meat.
还有一些人 我们诊断为老年痴呆症 And some of the people we've diagnosed with Alzheimer's
实际上 可能是患了CJD might, in fact, have CJD.
我们不知道真实存在有多少病例 We don't know how many cases there really are.
你不能说政府已发现了所有的 You cannot tell me the government has all this figured out.
你是说政府完全掩盖了这一切么 And the government just covers this up
可能无法掩盖那么多 Well, it's probably not so much a cover-up.
只是我们不是急切要揭露问题 It's just we're not terribly motivated to discover the problem.
因为经济影响会很严重 The economic consequences would be too severe.
经济影响 Economic consequences,
牛肉产业要冒着疯牛病爆发的风险 the beef industry would risk an outbreak of mad cow disease.
那不会让他们一夜之间破产 That wouldn't bankrupt them overnight
牛肉产业不会总告诉你 何时有牛病了 The beef industry can't always tell when a cow is sick,
他们更愿意相信 个别的案例是孤立存在的 and they're desperate to believe that isolated cases are isolated cases.
那农业部就是帮凶了 And the department of agriculture just plays along
发现华盛顿州的病牛之后的一个月 The month after that sick cow was found in Washington state,
疯牛病的检测通过率立刻下降了50% mad cow testing dropped almost 50%.
这太无耻了 还会上升的 That's outrageous. It eventually went up.
瞧啊 他们尝试追踪华盛顿州 那只牛所在的牛群 Look, they tried to track the herd where that Washington cow came from
却不知道80头牛中的53头去了哪 they couldn't find 53 of the 80 cows.
他们这才承认牲畜跟踪系统出了问题 They've since admitted their cattle trackback system isn't up and running,
这本应该在自愿的基础上完成 and it would have to be done on a voluntary basis.
自愿的 Voluntary
别逗了 哪个肉制品工厂愿意被发现有疯牛呢 please, what meat-packing plant wants the distinction of having a mad cow
那就是为什么我只吃鱼 Which is why I order the fish.
嗯 Denny Denny. / Hmm.
我无还手之力了 我看到了 I'm getting my ass kicked here. I can see that.
有什么建议么 Any suggestions
你多大了 先生 46岁 How old are you, sir 46.
我已经72岁了 我可以和你一起擦地板 知道为什么吗 I'm 72, and I can mop the floor with you. You know why
我吃肉 I eat meat.
吃肉使我强壮 构造我的免疫系统 Makes me strong, builds up my immune system,
让我打败其他 一大堆的我可能患的疾病 fights off a whole bunch of other diseases I might have had
这都因为我如此健壮 if I weren't so strong.
红肉能救命 宝贝 Red meat saves lives, baby.
你从没那么想过么 很抱歉 You ever think about that I'm sorry,
可没有任何证据支持你的观点 but there's no real evidence to support that opinion.
哦 很抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry.
有任何确实的证据支持你的观点么 Any hard evidence to support yours
确实的证据 没有 Hard evidence, no.
可我不认为我们真要等到证据涌现的时候 But I don't think we really want to wait for that evidence to come rushing in.
我让他在那 I had him there,
直到结束 right till the end.
他基本是给我100美元去打架 He basically offered us $100 to fight.
你拿了钱 You took the money.
是的 你打了么 Yes. / And you fought.
是的 Yes.
谢谢 Thank you, sir.
很有趣 我们都同意根据事实 Interesting. We agree to stipulate to the facts,
而诉讼程序好象同样歪曲了事实 and the prosecution sees fit to distort them just the same.
反对 Edwards先生 我可没说 Objection. Mr. Edwards, I didn't say,
这是100美元 你去打他 对么 here's $100, go fight, did I
嗯 我是否不是第一个叫你朋友Mike Well / Did I not first ask your friend Mike
为了针对我的报复而去实施攻击 to avenge an assault committed against me
是的 然后 当Mike被攻击了 Yes. / And then when Mike was attacked,
我招集你和其他的人去帮他的忙 对么 I enlisted you and others to go to his aid, did I not
是的 而那个首先攻击我的男人 Yes. / And the man who first assaulted me
他有很多帮手加入了打斗 是么 是的 had many colleagues who joined the fray, did he not / Yes.
事实是 Joe的朋友首先挑起群殴 你认为呢 In fact, Joe's friends first turned it into a brawl, wouldn't you say
是的 作为Mike的朋友 按照你的证词 Yes. / And as a friend of Mike's, is it your testimony
如果我没有给你钱 你就不会去帮他的忙吗 you would not have gone to his aid had I not offered you money
不是的 那时候我本来要过去帮忙 No, I would have probably jumped in anyway at that point.
那么 鉴于你的诚实和坦白的的证词 Well, given your honest and forthright testimony,
这就让那晚在酒吧发生的事昭然若揭了 which has shed blinding light on what happened in the bar that night,
此刻你认为你是 would you now consider yourself
更像是原告证人还是被告的证人 a witness more for the prosecution or the defense
呃 被告的 Um, I guess defense.
谢谢你 Edwards先生 Thank you, Mr. Edwards.
你应该再得100美元 You deserve another $100.
我们要输了么 We're going to lose
进展并不顺利 It hasn't gone well.
明显你已看到了 Surely you've noticed.
从我祖父开始经营这牛排馆 My grandfather started this steak house.
怎么可以 How can
我只是无法相信 听着 还没结束呢 I just can't believe it. Look, it isn't over yet.
我们还有结案陈辞 可 We still have summations, but
让我再提醒你一次 Let me tell you this one more time.
从法官入手 Play the judge.
这个人和他妈妈住在一起 The man lives with his mother, and he wears lifts.
关键词是 女里女气 The buzzword is nansy-pansy.
你再说一次 女里女气 I beg your pardon. Nansy-pansy.
他不想自己看起来像那样的人 He doesn't want to fall on that side of the fence.
这个词比矫揉造作的更厉害 It's even worse than namby-pamby.
你到底要说什么 相信我 Shirley What are you talking about Trust me, Shirley.
就这一次 行么 For once, can you do that
女里女气 Nansy-pansy.
我在考虑让我来结案陈辞 I was thinking perhaps I should close.
真可笑 Don't be ridiculous.
你说什么 不是故意冒犯你 Tara I'm sorry No offense, Tara,
可我处理好了证人 陪审团也 but since I handled the witness, the jury will be
你没看到陪审团的表情么 Did you see the faces on the jury
他们没留下什么印象 They weren't impressed.
他们觉得你自鸣得意 They found you smug.
你可能太得意而没注意到 You were, perhaps, too self-satisfied to notice.
我们还在同一战线么 Tara Are we at a certain point in our cycle, Tara
我为我的话道歉 I apologize.
是么 Do you
那可是第一次 That's a first.
有话直说吧 Say what you must.
酒吧里的事让我非常尴尬 I was hugely embarrassed by what happened at the bar,
更别提惊吓了 not to mention terrified.
我可能已经受伤了 你从没考虑过么 I could have been injured. Did that ever occur to you
我是说 这本来会是一件 I mean, it would have been one thing
让你本能反应去还击的事 had you had a neanderthal reaction and swung back,
可你的反应却是经过深思的 but your response was considered.
你思考并冷静组织了这次暴力行为 You reflectively, calmly orchestrated your violence.
周围的人可能受伤 People could have been hurt.
我也可能已经受伤 I could have been hurt,
可你根本没考虑过这些 but you've not once considered that,
别人说你是宇宙的中心 because contrary to the rumor that you are the center of the universe,
我觉得你根本就是整个宇宙 clearly you are the universe,
而且我对此感到非常厌恶 and I, for one, am getting sick of it.
Alan Shore是个好律师 Paul Alan Shore's a good lawyer, Paul.
如果我们解雇他 会损失很大 If we fire him, it does leave a hole.
我当然考虑了那些 I am certainly mindful of that,
可我们要忍受他到什么程度 but how far do we let him push us
他在每个工作过的地方都是这样 He has done this at every firm he has worked for.
他公然违抗他们达到了 He defies them to the point
他上个东家甚至要起诉他 His last firm sued him.
是的 而他依然我行我素 他们也没起诉他 Yes, and he went on. They didn't.
Schmidt 你找我 Schmidt, you called
Cellina 我三小时之前找你 Cellina, I called you three hours ago.
你到底去哪了 Where have you been
爱国者游行 Patriots parade.
爱国者游行不是在上周么 The patriots parade was last week.
三场超级碗赛事 四年都是这样 Three super bowls, four years.
我还是在游行 I'm still on parade.
你参与了去年Ianetti的 肉制品行业的案件 是么 You worked on that Ianetti meat-packing case last year, didn't you
是的 Yes.
关于华盛顿州的那头牛你了解多少 What do you know about that cow in Washington state
我快要在法庭上 遭遇最尴尬的失败 I'm about to suffer an embarrassing defeat in court.
我必须证明华盛顿的案件是个特例 是怎样 I need to show that what happened in Washington was an isolated, what
别去引用华盛顿的那个案件 Don't go near the Washington case.
那头牛会拉跨整个案子 It's possible it wasn't even a downer cow.
你这是什么意思 What do you mean, downer cow
那头牛摔倒了 Basically, it means the cow fell down.
我们被告知 疯牛很容易辨别 We're told that the mad cows are easy to spot
因为他们走不稳而且会跌倒 because they stumble and fall.
我们还知道这牛跌倒了 We were told that this cow fell,
可华盛顿的目击证人 but eyewitnesses in Washington
声称那牛走得好好的 而且只被当成偶然事件来检测 say the cow was walking and was tested only as a fluke.
也就是说 Which means
我们被告之病牛的病症很容易发觉 while we're being told that the sick cows show easily detectable symptoms
但有时候并不是的 病症有时是不易被发觉的 they sometimes don't, and therefore go undetected.
千万别引用华盛顿那案例 Stay away from the Washington case.
谢谢你 Cellina Thank you, Cellina.
请原谅我这么说 可 Pardon the expression, but
这次死定了 I'm dead meat.
你真的认为你会输 You really think you're going to lose
我打算采用Denny的策略 I'm tempted to employ Denny's strategy.
那是 Which is
女里女气 Nansy-pansy.
我只知道他煽动了那次争斗 All I know is he instigated the brawl.
将其作为加重的企图伤害罪共犯起诉 The charge is conspiracy to commit aggravated assault.
在说我么 Brad Talking about me, Brad
是的 我们把你想象成一个煽动者 Yeah, we're just trying to imagine you as an instigator.
那是什么意思 What's that supposed to mean
对不起 Sorry.
算了 不 不能算了 Forget it. No, let's not forget it.
不如你把想说的话说完 How about you say what you have to say
还是你不敢说完 Or is that too monumental an effort, completing whole sentences
别这样 Alan 你也想说我么 Lori Come on, Alan. You want to talk about me, Lori
也许你背着我转变阵营了 Perhaps you should reposition yourself behind my back.
这不就是游戏规则么 Isn't that the rule of the game
我没在你背后说你 I don't talk about you behind your back.
你没那么让人感兴趣 You're not that interesting.
我厌倦了这些 明白么 I'm tired of this. Got that
你发什么神经 I don't know what's going on with you, sport,
你应该能清晰意识到 but you're certainly smart enough to realize
我任何时候都能撕了你.. that I could probably dismember you in about the time
动手啊 别吵了 Then do it. / Cut it out.
真见鬼你们在干嘛 What the hell is going on
小心点 Tara 我不想伤到你 Careful, Tara. I wouldn't want you to get hurt.
听着 去和别人说话 Listen to me.
就像我不是宇宙里唯一个人 Talking to others as if I weren't the only one in the universe.
我什么时候才能学会 When will I learn
不 是我们什么时候才能学会 No, when will we learn
你永远是对的 That you are always right.
那会使你挑起酒吧里的群架 变得有意义 That it makes sense to start a bar room brawl.
那使你在办公室里推推拉拉 变得非常合理 That it's perfectly reasonable to get into a shoving match at the office.
你才不会出状况呢 Nothing could be going on with you.
我们何时才明白这点 When will we learn
让人帮你吧 Get help.
很多年前有一句语牛肉在哪里 We had an expression in this country years ago called where's the beef
翻译过来 就是说物质在哪里 Translation, where's the substance
法官大人 有谁知道 Your honor, do you know anybody
谁是疯牛病的受害者 who's been victimized by mad cow disease
谁又认识谁知道这事呢 Know anybody who knows anybody
谁又认识谁又认识谁是知道的呢 Know anybody who knows anybody who knows anybody
根本就没有任何一丝证据 There's simply not a shred of evidence to
表明我国任何一个人 suggest that a single person in this country
曾经因为疯牛而生病 has ever become ill from a mad cow.
可为什么要等到它出现呢 But why wait
这就是市长的所宣扬的 That's the mayor's jingle.
为什么要等 Why wait
因为这个人和其他喜欢他的人 Because this man and others like him
用一生的心血经营着他们的餐馆 have sacrificed their lives and their livelihoods building their restaurants.
也许出于礼貌 Maybe as a courtesy,
在武断的摧毁他们的生意之前 we could wait for a scintilla of evidence
我们可以找到一丁点儿的证据 before arbitrarily destroying their businesses.
事实是 The fact is,
美国农业部已经做了模范的工作 去指导检验 the USDA has done an exemplary job conducting tests,
建立安全措施防止疯牛病大规模爆发 establishing safeguards to prevent the outbreak of mad cow disease,
这很可能就是它没有爆发的原因 which is probably why it hasn't broken out.
我们可以向恐惧和害怕屈服 Well, we could give in to our fear and panic
毫无根据的恐惧 baseless panic.
可那会让我们变成 but that would make us
举国上下都是软弱无能的 a nation of nansy-pansies.
我不知道你怎么想 可 I don't know about you, but
我不想成为一个软弱无能的人 I don't want to be a nansy-pansy.
一直以来小镇制订了很多规则 Towns make rules all the time.
很多规则使快餐店倒闭 Lots of them zoned fast-food restaurants out of business.
通过许可 Through permits,
他们可以控制你怎么建你的房子 they can control how you build your house.
一些城镇禁酒 禁烟 Some towns ban alcohol, cigarettes.
其他一些还实行宵禁 Others have curfews.
我们做各种各样的事 We do all kinds of things.
唯一合法的要求是 法律是合法的 The only legal requirement is that the laws are reasonable.
害怕疯牛病的爆发是合理的 It is not unreasonable to fear an outbreak of mad cow disease.
在华盛顿州已经有过案例 We've had a case in Washington state,
另一个案例是上个月在加拿大 another last month in Canada.
我们刚刚撤销牛肉进口禁令 一头加拿大牛就被发现感染了疯牛病 We just lifted the ban on Canadian beef.
这种病的潜伏期长达几十年 The incubation period for this disease could be decades.
我们不能保证我们还未感染 We have no guarantee that we're not already infected.
当科学界都没有定论时 It is simply reckless
政府就宣扬如此肯定的结论 for the government to be injecting certainty
完全是不计后果的 when the scientific community cannot.
即使不考虑疯牛的因素 And forget mad cow.
众所周知 吃牛肉 会引起高胆固醇 心脏病 We already know that eating beef can cause high cholesterol, heart disease.
会增加患结肠癌的风险 It increases the risk of colon cancer.
现存的李斯特氏杆菌和大肠埃希菌 已经可以导致死亡 There's listeria and E. coli, which has already killed people.
戴奥辛 Dioxin,
这种有毒物质几乎杀死了乌克兰总统 the poison that almost killed the Ukrainian president,
而这种物质存在于放牧的草里 that stuff is on our grazing grass.
科学家说 每个美国人的血脂里 Scientists say the average American has
大约有10个单位的戴奥辛 about 10 units of dioxin in their blood fat
仅仅是从动物脂肪中获取的 simply from eating animal fat.
作为一个市长 从市民的餐桌上尽量减少红肉 There are all kinds of reasonable justifications
不甚枚举的事实可证明这是合理的 for a mayor to try to reduce red meat from the diet of his citizenry.
让我提醒你们 And let me remind you.
没有 there is nothing
在宪法里没有法律 nothing in the constitution
是保障任何人销售汉堡包的权利 that guarantees anybody the right to sell a hamburger.
这不是正当防卫 This wasn't self-defense.
Mr. Shore当时未遭到身体上的危险 Mr. Shore was not under any physical threat
当他给第一个男人钱去打架时 when he paid the first man to fight.
就是为了报仇 This was vengeance for hire.
一旦暴力开始了 他又雇佣其他人去使事态升级 And once that violence began, he started paying others to escalate it.
这些事实是不容质疑的 These facts are not in dispute.
要问你们的唯一问题是 The only real question for you here is,
Shore先生是否可以凌驾法律之上 is Mr. Shoreabove the law or not
我被指控 I've been accused of,
有预谋的 可能还是毫不犹豫的 reflectively, perhaps even glibly,
组织了一场小小的报复 orchestrating a little revenge.
我猜这正是我希望看到的 Well, I guess that's how I wanted it to look.
一个男人一拳打在我脸上 A man punched me in the face
在我女朋友面前 in front of my girlfriend.
而我的本能应该是打回去 And while my instinct was to hit him back,
事实上 我害怕 the truth is, I was afraid.
我害怕如果我还击的话 他会 I was fearful that if I retaliated,he would.
把我打倒在地 beat me up.
所以我找了别人替我打 So I got somebody else to do my fighting.
但是事情失去了控制 Then things got out of hand.
而且 And, well
我不得不派出更多的部队 I had to send more and more troops
去参加本应该迅速结束的战争 to a war that should've ended quickly.
但别搞错了 But make no mistake,
我那晚上的反应 并不完全像 my reaction that night was not so much reflective as it was
最初想象的那样 primal.
一个男人打了我 A man hit me.
当时 我们相信我们 正陷入危险 And while we like to think of ourselves as being evolved.
也许我本应该直接打他 maybe I should've just hit him.
每个男人身体里都有一个勇士 There's a warrior that lies within the belly of every man.
而我的勇士 总是无法满足 A warrior who, in my case, has always gone unsatisfied.
我尽力用无需痛苦的方式满足他 I tried to satisfy him but without pain.
有时 这是懦夫的所为 That's what the craven do, sometimes.
他们不敢参与打斗 They stand out of the fray,
骗自己这是为了骄傲和尊严 thump their egos along with their chests,
而让别人去打斗 and let others do the fighting.
感谢各位的等待 Well, thank you all for staying late.
我自己做了些调研 I did some research of my own.
正如你们所了解的 我很自豪 作为一个尽责的事实挖掘者 As you may know, I pride myself on being a conscientious fact finder.
有话快说吧 Here we go.
疯牛病的确存在 Mad cow disease is here.
尽管政府提供了很多保证 And for all the guarantees supplied by the government,
科学界似乎并不买账 the scientific community doesn't back them up.
我们有权利被关心 We all have a right to be concerned.
有义务保护我们的政府部门 The governmental agencies in place to protect us
好象被那些损害我们的产业所控制 seem to be controlled by the industries we need protection from.
疯牛病在欧洲爆发 正朝我们这蔓延 This mad cow disease started out in Europe and worked its way over here,
这是事实 科学家与我们的政府对此争论不休 and it is true the scientists are at odds with our government,
可作为一个事实的检验者 but as a trier of fact,
一个法官 必须依靠事实证据 a judge must rely on facts.
这并没有疫疾流行的证据 And there is no evidence of an epidemic.
如果一个法官允许自己被恐惧支配 If a judge were to allow himself to be governed by fear alone,
那么的确 well, then it is true, and I agree.
这会让他成为一个 It would make him a
软弱无能的人 A nansy-pansy.
我决不是这样的人 This judge is anything but.
我认为这项禁止红肉的法律 I find the law banning the sale of red meat
为时尚早 如没有意外的话 它被否决了 to be premature, if not capricious, and it is hereby overturned.
好样的 法官 Way to go, judge.
退庭 Case adjourned.
有谁想吃个汉堡包么 Anybody up for a burger
谢谢你 谢谢你 Thank you, thank you.
感谢上帝 Thank god.
Denny 我承认 我心存疑虑 Well, Denny, I admit, I had my doubts.
不过你赢了这案子 谢谢你 But you won this case. Thank you.
这是说我们今晚要做爱么 Does this mean we're having sex tonight
让这个梦再等久一点吧 Allow me the dream a little longer.
我赢得了一天 I won the day.
我应该得到报答 I deserve to be rewarded.
我报答你这个 I'll give you this.
Denny Denny Denny, Denny,
Denny Crane Denny Crane.
我肯定是宣告无罪 她没在笑 I must be acquitted. She's not smiling.
陪审团 你们的裁决一致么 Madam foreperson, you've reached a unanimous verdict
是的 法官大人 裁决是什么 We have, your honor. What say you
美国联邦诉Alan Shore Commonwealth vs. Alan Shore,
作为严重的企图伤害罪的共犯 on the count of conspiracy to commit aggravated assault,
我们裁定被告Alan Shore 罪名不成立 we find the defendant Alan Shore not guilty.
我们要上诉 法官 We appeal, judge.
陪审团的成员 你们的工作已经完成 可以离开了 Members of the jury, this completes your service. You can go.
Shore先生 Mr. Shore.
可能不用很长时间 This probably doesn't have to be goodbye
我们还会再见的 so much as until we meet again.
好的 法官大人 Yes, your honor.
她被我迷住了 She's attracted to me.
毫无疑问 No doubt.
Tara Tara
对不起 I am sorry.
我不是故意让你身险险境的 I never meant to put you in any danger.
我明白 I know.
当你 When you
当你很认真骂我是 launched into that diatribe about me being the
宇宙 The universe
你甚至说你很厌恶 You even said you were sick of it.
你厌恶我么 Are you sick of me
你讨厌我么 Tara Are you sick of me, Tara
不 No.
我基本上 As much as I
憎恶多愁善感的表达 loathe sentiment together with its expression,
可我很珍惜你 I cherish you.
你应该明白 You should just know
你真的 真的很好闻 you really, really smell good.
你也很好闻 You smell good, too.
你的案子怎样了 How'd you do
陪审团用了15分钟商议 无罪释放 The jury was out 15 minutes. Not guilty.
他们可怜我 They took pity on me.
恭喜啦 Congratulations.
听说你赢了 I heard you won.
一切还好么 Everything okay
我没有得老年痴呆症 I don't have Alzheimer's.
我得了疯牛病 I have mad cow disease.
能查出来也不错 Well, it's nice to finally know.
你赤手空拳打过谁么 Ever beat up anybody with your bare hands
打过很多次 Many times.
为什么那么问 Why
随便问问 Just asking.
你打过么 Have you
没有 No.
那 Well
我猜 你是个比我好的男人 it makes you a better man than I, I guess.
也许吧 I guess so.