潘尼沃斯 前情提要
阿福 你给我戴绿帽 Alfie, you fucked my wife.
- 我可没这么教过你啊 - 你又不是我爸 -I raised you better than that. -You didn't raise me.
是 没错 我不是你爸 但 Yes, of-of course. I-I'm not your father, but...
但我敢跟你打赌 即便是你爸 but I'd wager you a pretty penny that he'd be
他也会以你为耻的 快跑 as ashamed of you as I am. Run.
要不我就一枪崩了你 Or I'm gonna put a bullet through your head right now.
真是服了 Fuck's sake.
好吧 格利 All right, Gully.
不是梅兰妮的错 -It wasn't Melanie's fault. -Oh.
死到临头还当绅士哈 A gentleman to the end, eh?
我还以为你是个英雄 I thought you were a bloody hero.
结果发现你就是个疯子 Turns out you're just bloody mad.
- 你不杀我吗 - 不 -Aren't you gonna kill me? -Nah.
我们做过几次爱 然后我怀孕了 We have sex a few times and I get knocked up.
是好事呀 我们现在可以结婚吗 It's a good surprise. Can we agree to get married now?
- 不行 不是说结就结的 - 那我长话短说 -No, it's not that simple. -Let me make it simple.
我要去执行一项危险的任务 I have to go on a perilous mission,
而且我们就要有孩子了 and we're having a baby together.
乌鸦联盟要在伦敦 This lot's saying that the Raven Union's gonna
投下恐怖的毒气弹 drop that terror bomb on London.
我们的时限是到明天下午四点 We have till 4:00 p.m. tomorrow.
我们还没彻底输 我们有个计划 We're not beaten yet. We have a plan.
又来了 Oh, here it comes.
我突然出现 I show up, unannounced,
把他们失踪的科学家带回来 然后 bringing them back their missing scientists. Then...
- 然后怎么着 - 喂 Then what? -Oi!
然后咱们把风暴云偷走 Then we steal Stormcloud from them.
咱们溜之大吉吧 怎么样 Let's be off then, yeah?
这就是你的计划 机会渺茫 That's your plan? No chance.
- 放下武器 举起手来 - 别慌 -Drop your weapons. Hands up. -Easy, now.
恐怕不能放你们走 I'm afraid we can't let you leave.
给他们点颜色瞧瞧 Give them a good drubbing.
我来分散注意力 I shall create a diversion.
你给弗朗西斯·冈特发个信息 Then you get a message to Frances Gaunt.
向她表达我真切的爱意 You send her my fondest love,
并告诉她我对之前她所遭受的残忍对待 and you tell her how deeply sorry I am
- 深表歉意 - 那你呢 -for wronging her so cruelly. -But what about you?
- 前进 - 不 -Onward! -No!
哈伍德勋爵是我的朋友 Lord Harwood was my friend.
这个报复合情合理 This is rightful revenge.
但凡事情不按预期进行 你都会死 Anything bad happens and you're dead.
她们这次来 They're a special request
是首相特别要求的 from the High Chancellor.
通行证
别担心 亲爱的 我们是来救你出去的 Don't worry, love. We're getting you out of here.
女士们 你们好 Hello, ladies.
我觉得你们是要去顶层公寓吧 Uh, looking for the penthouse, I expect.
幸亏你出现了 Oh, thank goodness you found us.
这边请 女士们 Right this way, ladies.
勇气可嘉 Commendable.
你们没放弃 You chaps keep trying.
长官 Sir,
我可以跟我儿子私下聊两句吗 may I have a few words in private with my son?
你真的觉得 你妈妈会原谅我吗 Do you really think your mother would forgive me?
- 谁又在乎呢 - 我在乎 -Who gives a toss? -I do.
我想死之前再见她一面 I want to see her again before I die.
可惜的是 Hard cheese for you, then.
我们今晚都得死 We'll both be dead by tonight.
我左口袋里有把枪 There's a gun in my left pocket.
别光看啊 儿子 Don't just stare at me, boy.
- 喂 - 你绝对猜不到是什么事 -Hello? -You're never gonna guess what.
见鬼 绍特 截止时间都过了 Goddamn it, Salt, the deadline has passed
他们还没投降 and they haven't surrendered.
那该死的计划到此为止 So much for your bloody plan.
耐心点 星期四将军 Patience, General Thursday.
耐心点 Patience.
计划进行得很顺利 The plan is working perfectly.
天 Oh... Oh, God. Oh...
天呐 看看那个 Jeepers, would you look at that.
我离得够近了 谢谢 I'm quite close enough, thank you.
能把那该死的东西拿开吗 Would you put that fucking thing away?
吓人的玩意 长得就招人厌 Spooky thing. Don't like the look of it.
把它放回去行不行 Yeah, can we... can we please put it back?
好吧 Okay, okay.
你还好吗 You all right?
挺好 Never you mind.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
你非想知道的话 清肠 Evacuating me bowels, if you must know.
答得漂亮 Fair play.
是什么让你改变主意 What made you change your mind
不再相信那帮乌鸦们的胡说八道了 about all this Raven malarkey, then?
我没改主意 I didn't.
我为什么要改变一辈子的信仰 Why would I change the beliefs of a lifetime?
我只是瘸了 不是老了 I'm a cripple, not senile.
我希望伦敦沦陷 I hope London falls
同盟会像共产主义的害虫一样被摧毁 and the League are destroyed like the commie vermin they are.
你搞砸了乌鸦联盟的宏伟计划 You fucked the Ravens' big plan.
那是看你妈的面子 For your mother's sake.
我们会赢的 We'll win anyway.
你们都被骗了 信我 You lot are buggered, trust me.
你最好能好好哄哄老妈 You better have something good to say to Mum.
别指望她会高兴见到你 And don't count on her being pleased
尽早别抱这种幻想 to see you, if that's what you're hoping.
我不在乎她恨不恨我 I don't care if she hates me,
只要她理解我就行 as long as she understands me.
理解啥 Understands what?
如果这世上有值得为之牺牲的东西 If there are things in this world worth dying for,
那就有值得为之杀戮的东西 then there are things worth killing for.
呵 真棒 典型法西斯式座右铭 Oh, lovely. Back from the dead
她听到会很高兴的 with a cheery fascist motto. She'll be delighted.
是非功过历史自有定论 而不是你 Yeah. Well, history will judge me, not you.
- 你不能评判我 - 我不会的 -You can't judge me. -No.
但我能把你扔路边不管 I can leave you by the side of the fucking road, though.
没错 你可以 但你没这么做 Yeah, you could do that. Rather you didn't.
不许说座右铭 不许上历史课 啥都不许说 No mottos, no history lessons. Nish.
你告诉妈妈你爱她 并且对你造成的伤害 You tell Mom you love her, and you're very, very sorry
感到非常非常抱歉 明白了没 for the grief you've caused, and that's all. Promise?
明白了 Yeah.
早上好 潘尼沃斯太太 Oh. Good morning, Mrs. Pennyworth.
是你啊 Oh, it's you, is it?
阿福在吗 Is, um... is Alfie here?
不在 No, he's not.
你应该去医院 And you should be in hospital,
而不是跑来找我儿子 not galivanting about looking for my boy.
事先声明 我可不是替他说话 Not that I'm defending his behavior, mind you.
他在哪儿 Where is he?
我见过你太太 特洛伊先生 -I met your wife, Mr. Troy. -Oh.
恕我直言 我了解她那人 And not to be disrespectful, I know her sort.
她先勾搭阿福的 She led Alfie on.
丝质衬衫 不穿内裤 All silk blouse and no knickers.
她就是那种人 That's her sort.
他在哪儿 Um, where is he?
他回同盟会工作了 He's gone back to work for the League.
又拯救世界去了 也不替他可怜的老母亲想想 Saving the bloody world again. Never mind his poor old mum.
祝好运 潘尼沃斯太太 Good day to you, Mrs. Pennyworth.
好的 Right.
就是这个 And there it is.
- 漂亮 - 干得好 -Yes! -Well done!
干得漂亮 亲爱的朋友们 Well done, my dear friends.
- 你能回来真好 - 你看起来糟透了 -So good to have you back. -You look terrible.
我们得马上送你去医院 We have to get you to a hospital immediately.
我们没事 We're fine.
绍特那边有什么消息吗 Any word from Salt
- 乌鸦联盟那边呢 - 没动静 -and the union? -Silence.
最后期限已过 也没动静 The deadline passed without a word.
他们可能正在回味自己的失算呢 They'll be licking their wounds for a while, I expect.
- 很好 - 太棒了 -Good. -Marvelous.
- 很好 - 阿福和戴夫在哪儿 -Good. -Where are Alfie and Daveboy?
他们很好 They're fine.
说来话长 不光长 而且离奇 Long story. Long, extremely bizarre story, actually.
不过先别说他们了 But enough about them for now.
- 重点是我回来了 - 好 -I'm back. -Yes.
好 Yes?
你说的好 是回应我说的 我回来了 You mean, yes, it's accurate to say I'm back,
还是说 你愿意结婚 or do you mean... yes?
意思是 我愿意 Yes, I mean yes.
她同意了 我们要结婚了 She said yes! We're getting married.
喜事啊 恭喜恭喜 Oh, it's a celebration!
妈 Mum?
谢天谢地你回来了 Thank God you're back.
你怎么都成这样了 Look at the state of you.
没事 -All right.
跑去和世界抗争了吧 Fight the world, did you?
是呀 一贯如此 I did, as it happens.
特洛伊先生来过 That Mr. Troy was here.
难以置信 还是不放弃哈 Can't believe, he don't give up, does he?
无关紧要 Never mind that.
来 坐 有事要跟你说 Sit down. I've got news.
一大男人上门要杀你都无关紧要吗 Never mind a man come to murder you?
那这事儿一准好不了 Must be very bad news.
不是 是好事 No. No, no, it's good news.
算是吧 -Sort of.
我去把水烧上 I'll put the kettle on.
当一个男人用说坏消息的语气 When a man says there's good news
来说好消息的时候 and it sounds like bad news...
只能说明一件事 it can only mean one thing.
她怀孕了 对吧 She's pregnant, isn't she?
- 怀孕 谁怀了 - 这得你告诉我 -Pregnant? Who? -You tell me.
照你的语气推断 Way you've been putting it about,
我觉得应该是阿普勒鲍姆太太 could be Mrs. Applebaum, for all I know.
不是的 妈 没人怀孕 No, Mum, there's no babies on the way.
你不知道而已 To your knowledge.
是爸爸的事儿 It's about Dad.
你爸怎么了 What about Dad?
假设啊 如果你现在有机会跟他谈谈 Suppose you could talk to him now.
你会说什么 What would you say?
不知道 反正也谈不了 对吧 I don't know. Well, I can't talk to him, can I?
所以想这些也没什么意义 So there's no point thinking about it.
假设你能谈呢 Suppose you could.
菲利斯阿姨跑大南边找了个吉普赛人通灵 Aunt Phyllis went to a gypsy in Southend
跟她家托尼对话 and spoke to her Tony after he copped it.
她问他把溢价债券藏哪儿了 She asked him where he'd hid the premium bonds.
溢价债券（Premium Bond）是以高于面值发售的债券
你以为他说了么 没说 Would he tell her? No, he would not.
他一直在叨叨他那个天竺葵 On and on about his bloody geraniums.
假如他说他非常 非常抱歉 Well, suppose he said he was really, really sorry.
抱歉又当不了溢价债券 Well, sorry's no substitute for premium bonds.
我是说老爸 I mean Dad.
假如老爸活过来了 说他非常抱歉 What about if Dad came back and said he was sorry.
- 你会说什么 - 你在说什么 -What would you say? -What are you on about?
问题是 See, the thing is,
我们从来没见过他的尸体 对吧 we never actually got to see his body, did we?
所以我们从来不能百分百确定他死了 对吧 So we've never been quite 100% sure, have we?
我是说 死要见尸 没有尸体 I mean, there's nothing like an actual body
就不能盖棺定论 to tell you what's what.
他们找到他的尸体了吗 Have they found his body?
找到了 Yeah, they have. Found his body.
而且 And...
魂儿还在里面 And he's still in it.
什么 What?
他还活着 妈 He's alive, Mum.
你为什么这么说 Why would you say such a thing?
我不知道还能怎么说 I don't know how else to say it.
他还活着 He's alive.
乌鸦联盟的科学家们把他救活了 Raven Union scientists put him back together.
他身体不好 但还活着 He's not well, but he is alive.
水开了 Kettle's boiling.
- 你听到我刚才说的了吗 - 我又不聋 -Did you hear what I just said? -I'm not deaf.
我听力很好 My hearing's very good.
我小时候 经常听到狗叫声 When I was a girl, I used to hear dog whistles.
你爸爸还活着 Your dad's alive.
亲爱的 你好啊 Hello, my dear.
潘 尼
沃 斯
同志们 胜利在望 Comrades, a celebration is in order,
但是首先 我们先把这小玩意给处理了 but first we must deal with this wretched thing.
福克斯博士 我们怎么才能把这个安全处理掉 Dr. Fox, how do we dispose of this safely?
这需要谨慎思量 That's gonna take some careful thought.
在此期间 某种密封的保险箱 In the interim, some kind of hermetically-sealed strongbox
也许可以 -would...
谁都不许动 Nobody fucking move!
- 阿尔弗莱德·潘尼沃斯在哪儿 - 不在这儿 你哪位 -Where is Alfred Pennyworth? -He's not here. Who are you?
- 他他么的在哪儿 - 不知道 -Where the fuck is he?! -I don't know.
那是什么 你拿的是什么 What's that? What you got there?
- 没什么 - 给我 -It's nothing. -Give it to me.
- 不 - 不 No! -No! No!
怎么回事 What the hell?
- 我竟然没事 - 我也没事 -I'm okay. -Yeah, me, too.
大家都没事吧 Is everyone okay?
没事 Yeah.
他们以为拿走了风暴云 They think they have taken Stormcloud from us,
但实际上我让他们拿走了个空壳而已 but actually I let them take one of these de-weaponized capsules.
你们军人称之为战争的诡计 A ruse de guerre, as you Army chaps call it.
要我说 就是卑鄙的诡计 A dastardly trick is what I call it.
你们从来不想要和平 You never wanted peace.
你的真正目的 是使用这颗炸弹 You actually want to use this vile bomb.
我们提供过和平 他们拒绝了 We offered peace. They refused.
仅此而已 That's all.
全世界都会看到我们竭尽全力避免这种结果 The world will see that we tried our best to avoid this outcome.
你还不明白吗 Don't you see?
我们在全世界眼中是无辜的 We'll be blameless in the eyes of the world.
你的良心也觉得无辜吗 And in your conscience?
我的良心明月可鉴 My conscience is clear.
我们的敌人需要知道恐怖和羞辱的滋味 Our enemies need to know terror and humiliation.
没了那些 他们还会抱有希望 Anything less than that, they still have hope.
只有毫无希望可寻 真正的和平才会来临 And until they have no hope, true peace is impossible.
英国军队不会犯下暴行 The British Army will not commit atrocities,
无论你如何掩饰 如何诡辩 however well-concealed and justified.
风暴云是不会被启用的 Stormcloud will not be used.
恐怕你决定不了 Mm. I'm afraid that's not up to you.
我当然能决定 Bloody well is.
你需要军用飞艇运送风暴云 You need an Army airship to deliver the damn thing,
我永远不会给你 and that you shall not have.
事实上 我并不需要你的军用飞艇 Actually, I don't need your airship.
也不需要你或你的军队 I don't need you or the Army.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
我这人 喜欢未雨绸缪 I like to plan far ahead.
我料定了你会临阵软弱 And I suspected you'd turn soft.
所以并没有把希望全放在你的身上 So I made sure your help wouldn't be essential.
要知道 进步不等人 Progress waits for no man, you know.
风暴云已经部署在伦敦市中心了 Stormcloud is already on-site in Central London.
只要我愿意 随时可以引爆 Ready to be detonated... any time I wish.
我的老天 Oh, my God.
你疯了 You're mad.
你真是个疯子 You're actually mad.
我不会让你得逞的 I won't let you do this.
这由不得你 老家伙 Not your call, old chap.
放开我 小子 Unhand me, boy!
我理解你初闻之下的震惊 I understand this is all new and shocking.
但一小时后一切都会结束 In an hour it will all be over.
明天你就会感谢我了 Tomorrow you'll thank me.
长官 Sir?
- 同盟会总部打过来的 - 好 -League HQ on the line. -Ah.
听好了 Listen to this.
真厉害 Bravo.
你打得一手好牌 把我们耍了 You played us very neatly.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're referring to.
好吧 Very well.
作为女王陛下政府的首相 As prime minister of Her Majesty's government
和同盟会武装力量的领袖 and leader of the League armed forces,
我接受你的条件 正式投降 I formally surrender on the terms you specified.
并将向国际社会传达同样的信息 I will relay the same message to the international community.
恐怕已经太迟了 Too late, I'm afraid.
最后期限已过 A deadline is a deadline.
最后期限只是走程序而已 The... the deadline is a technicality.
让我重申一遍 我们已投降 I say again, we are surrendering.
你们已经没资格接受投降了 You no longer have that option.
正如之前所言 我们将以采取 We shall respond with appropriate force,
适当的武力手段反击 as promised.
我会留给你们足够的时间处理后事 I'll give you, mm, enough time to say your goodbyes.
但没有足够的时间逃跑 -But not enough time to escape.
如果你不信 就试试 Though you are welcome to try.
由你决定 Entirely up to you.
喂 喂 Hello? Hello?
无力回天了 Well, that's that, then.
我们还能逃跑吗 But shouldn't we try to run?
没有时间了 而且 -There's no time. Besides,
我们会把其他人留在伦敦等死 we'd be leaving else in London to die.
不能这么做 不是吗 It's not quite the thing, really, is it?
想走的人 当然也可以一试 Those that want to should try though, certainly.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
真惨 Shame.
我在马场还押了10镑呢 I had a tenner on the sweeps at Newmarket.
抱歉 老兄 Sorry, old chap.
- 再见 - 玛莎 Cheers. -Martha.
我们有个小生命要考虑 是不是至少 We have a new life to think of. Shouldn't we at least
应该把你和我们的孩子弄出去 try and get you and our baby out of here?
对 我也想 但卢修斯说得对 Yeah, I wish. Lucius is right.
没时间了 不过 There's no time. Hey.
我有个更好的主意 I've got a better idea.
我们结婚吧 Let's get married.
结婚 现在吗 Married? Now?
你退缩了吗 Cold feet, huh?
不 我 No, I...
咱们结婚吧 Let's do it.
好 Okay.
维克多 -Victor? -Mm?
你能为我们证婚吗 Will you marry us?
这主意太妙了 Uh, splendid idea!
嗨 妈妈 Hello, Mum.
你没事吧 You all right?
我去烧壶水哈 I'll put the kettle on, eh?
你看上去糟透了 You look terrible.
你看上去美极了 You look lovely.
我去帮戴夫烧茶 I'll help Daveboy with the tea.
你 乖乖听话 You, behave yourself.
妈妈 在你痛扁他一顿之前 And, Mum, give him a chance to explain himself
至少给他一个解释的机会 before you give him a walloping.
你为什么不告诉我们你还活着 Why didn't you tell us you were alive?
我不想让你看见我这个样子 I didn't want you to see me like this.
而且我知道你会很生气 And I knew you'd be angry with me.
我当然生气了 Bloody right I'm angry.
你把自己搞成这副境地 You did that to yourself.
伤害了我们 To us.
就好像我从来不认识你 It's as if I never knew you.
我不知道你那么不开心 I had no idea you were so unhappy.
我不是不开心 I wasn't unhappy.
- 那你为什么自杀 - 为了更重要的事业 -You killed yourself. -For a higher cause.
扯蛋 Balls.
比我们的婚姻还重要吗 -Higher than our marriage?
比我还重要吗 Higher than me?
我的一生 For once in me life...
一直想做些有用的事 I wanted to do something useful.
一些举足轻重的事 Something important.
你在说什么呢 What are you talking about?
你的一生都很有用 很重要啊 Your whole life you've been useful and important.
不 No.
我之前只是个仆人 I was a servant.
一个马屁精 A lackey.
卑躬 Bowed
屈膝 and served...
为比我高贵的人端茶倒水 and opened doors for me betters.
不是他们 Not them.
是我 Me.
你对我很重要 You were important to me.
很有用 And useful.
现在也是 Now and again.
我以为我们过得很幸福 I thought we had a good life.
我们是很幸福 We did.
确实很幸福 We did.
我去接 I'll get it.
喂 Hello?
阿福 Alfie?
坏消息 我们被耍了 Bad news. We got played.
感谢告知 Thanks very much.
好的 当然 Yeah, of course.
- 你听到了吗 - 当然 Are you listening? Of course.
妈妈 Mum.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我犯了个错误 I made a mistake.
我不应该带他来 I shouldn't have brought him here.
为什么 怎么了 Why? What's wrong?
告诉她 爸爸 Tell her, Dad.
告诉她真相 Tell her the truth.
我不明白你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
这些爱你和求你原谅的花言巧语都是在撒谎 All this talk of love and forgiveness was lies.
他只是装着想来见你 He only pretended he wanted to come here and see you.
让我们自以为安全 但是并非如此 Part of a trick to make us think we're safe, but we're not.
- 我听不懂 - 乌鸦联盟 -I don't understand. -The Ravens are gonna drop
随时都会投下那枚毒气炸弹 that bloody gas bomb on us anytime now.
你眼前的这个人骗了我 And this one here arranged it.
是他安排了这一切 By lying to me.
是真的吗 Is that true?
说 Say it.
我确实想再见你一面 I did want to see you again.
我是真心的 That wasn't a lie.
我时日无多 And I am dying.
但是 对 But yes.
其余的都是谎言 The rest was a lie.
我懂了 I see.
- 我好失望 - 我很抱歉 -That's very disappointing. -I'm sorry.
不 你没有 No, you're not.
这一切正如你所愿 不是吗 This is what you wanted, wasn't it?
你根本不抱歉 Why would you be sorry?
伟大的变革常常与痛苦并存 Great changes cause great pain.
牺牲不可避免 Sacrifice is necessary.
牺牲 Sacrifice?
牺牲掉你自己的妻子 Your own wife?
我妻子 我儿子 My wife, my son...
我自己 没错 myself, yes.
我爱你们俩 深深地爱着 Much as I love you both.
但我们毕竟是无名之辈 We're nobodies.
她才不是无名之辈 She's not a nobody.
她是我妈 She's my fucking mum.
成败在此一举 迪克森小姐 Zero Hour approaches, Miss Dixon.
坚强起来 Steel yourself.
创造历史的时刻到了 History is in the making.
遵命 长官 Yes, sir.
我需要一些私人空间 I think I need a little privacy.
我要去趟顶层公寓 I'll be in the penthouse.
无论发生什么 都不许打扰我 I'm not to be disturbed under any circumstances.
遵命 长官 Yes, sir.
平平无奇的消化饼干真是人间美味 对吧 Nothing better than a plain digestive biscuit, eh?
有了它谁还吃巧克力蛋糕 You can keep your jaffa cakes.
快吗 Is it quick, then?
你的那颗炸弹 会让我们死得很快吗 This bomb of yours-- will it kill us quick, at least?
据说是这样 So I'm told.
也不是一无是处 That's something anyway.
我知道我背叛了你 I know I betrayed you.
也知道你无法原谅我 And I know you can't forgive me.
我这么说过吗 Did I say that?
我爱你 不是吗 I love you, don't I?
你也爱我 对吗 And you love me, don't you?
我爱你 Yes, I do.
那就是了 Well, then.
我当然能原谅你 'Course I forgive you.
我不 I don't.
我不能原谅你 I don't forgive you.
我不奢求其他 儿子 I wouldn't expect anything else, son.
你是个原则性很强的人 You're a man of hard principles.
这一点很像我 You take after me that way.
我一点也不像你 I am nothing like you.
不 不 你 No. No, you're a...
你比我强 you're a better man than me.
毫无疑问 That's for sure.
你继承了你妈妈那种快乐的天赋 You have your mother's talent for happiness.
我一直学不来 I never got the hang of it.
说来好笑 Funny thing.
当时你给我那把枪的时候 But when you gave me that gun...
我还以为你要救我 因为我是你儿子 I thought you were saving my life because I'm your son.
因为你爱我 Because you love me.
我真的爱你 I do.
扯淡 Bollocks!
我以为我爸爸终于回来了 I thought I was getting my dad back.
活着回来了 Alive.
但你把我们耍得团团转 But you fooled us good and proper, didn't you?
你早就死了 You're dead.
你只是一具行尸走肉 You're just a corpse pretending to be alive.
你就应该滚回 And you should have stayed
你该死的坟墓里 -in your fucking grave!
阿福 Alfie!
那个相框是我在伦敦西区买的 I got that frame out west.
花了10先令呢 Ten shillings.
10先令 Ten shillings?
别生气 孩子妈 Never mind, Mother.
男孩子就是淘气 Boys will be boys.
对不起 妈妈 Sorry, Mum.
我错了 I was wrong.
对不起 And I'm sorry.
现在道歉已经太晚了 Now's too bloody late for sorry.
这你就错了 儿子 That's where you're wrong, son.
还不算晚 It's not too late.
你是什么意思 What do you mean?
风暴云不会通过飞艇运过来 Stormcloud won't come from an airship.
它已经在伦敦了 我知道确切所在 It's already in London, and I know where.
在哪儿 Where?
玛莎 你愿意接受托马斯 Do you, Martha, take Thomas
成为你的合法丈夫吗 to be your lawful wedded husband?
我愿意 Yes, I do.
托马斯 你愿意接受玛莎 And do you, Thomas, take Martha
成为你的合法妻子吗 to be your lawful wedded wife?
我愿意 I do.
根据我所赋予的权利等等等等 Then, by the powers vested in me, etcetera, etcetera,
我现在宣布你们结为夫妻 I now pronounce you man and wife.
你可以亲吻新娘了 -You may kiss the bride.
这里是阿齐兹 Aziz here.
你好 潘尼沃斯夫人 Oh, hello, Mrs. Pennyworth.
哪里 Where?
- 就在那里 - 对 -There. -Yeah.
1 2 One, two,
3 -three.
我靠 Fuck.
不许动 Freeze!
举起手来 Hands up!
我会开枪的 I'll shoot!
举起手来 Hands up!
听着 兄弟 Yo, mate, listen.
这里有颗炸弹 There's a bomb in here.
知道么 我们只是在拆除炸弹 All right? We're defusing a bomb.
再乱动我就开枪了 Don't move. I'll shoot.
真是服了 你倒是听他说啊 For fuck's sake, listen to him!
- 有炸弹 - 别以为我不敢开枪 - A bomb... - Don't think I won't.
来吧 约翰尼 Come on, Johnny.
你准备好了 You're ready.
你已经 怎么回事 You're read... What the...
惊喜吧 Surprise.
你好 约翰 Hello, John.
- 听我说 我不 - 闭嘴 - Look, I don't... - Shut it.
扇他巴掌 薇姬 Smack him, Vikki.
快扇 Smack him!
- 枪在那边 - 为什么留在那边 - The gun's over there. - What'd you leave it there for?
鬼知道 Fuck knows.
见鬼 Fuck!
该死 Oh, sh...
没事吧 All right?
没事 All right.
你能拆除这玩意吗 Can you defuse the thing?
我也不知道 I have no fucking idea.
能扶下吗 Could you hold it?
这是为了哈伍德大人 This is for Lord Harwood.
别叫唤了 贱人 Stop your whinging, duck.
这只是前戏 This is just foreplay.
这是什么 What's this?
无论如何 Whatever you do,
千万别按那个钮 don't press that button. Please.
是吗 Oh, aye?
为什么不能按 Why not?
我不能说 I can't tell you.
你不会懂的 You wouldn't understand.
放下 贝特 他在跟你玩心理战 Put it down, Bet. He's being clever.
他就是想让你按下按钮 He wants you to press that button, doesn't he?
肯定是个警报器 给我 快点 It must be an alarm. Give it here. Come on.
好了 All right.
阿福 准备好 Alfie, just be ready.
不许动 Stop!
别激动 薇姬 我们都是朋友 Steady on, Vikki. We're all friends here.
我赢了 I win.
见鬼 太晚了 Oh, fudge. Too late.
- 怎么回事 - 炸弹激活了 - What's it doing? - The reaction's started.
大约1分钟后 就会达到临界值并爆炸 In about one minute, it'll reach critical mass and explode.
该死 那要怎么停下来 Fuck. How do we stop it?
很简单 Not a problem.
我们把它放在密封的铁盒子里 We closed it in a hermetically-sealed steel box
然后丢进海里 and we drop the box in the ocean.
那好吧 Oh, well.
先干为敬 Slàinte mhath.
不行 Nah.
我要是吞了它会怎样 What happens if I swallow it?
估计你会爆炸 I expect you'll burst.
管它的 值得一试 给我 Fuck it. Worth a try. Here.
住手 这是命令 Stop. And that's an order.
我是领导 I'm the senior officer here.
如果有人要当英雄 If anyone's gonna play at being the bloody hero,
也该是我 it's me.
有道理 Fair play.
我觉得这样没用 I don't think that's gonna help.
后会有期 Chin-chin.
看吧 Yeah.
那些专家懂什么 Boffins. What the fuck do they know?
舍命陪君子 把酒给我 Mad to the fucking last. Give me that flask.
- 敬牺牲的同志 - 对 - Lost comrades. - Yeah.
我们应该生死与共 We should be with 'em.
但还不到时候 But not yet.
- 怎么了 - 我不知道 - What happened? - I don't know.
- 但我们还活着 - 也太不可思议了 - But we're still alive. - Which is impossible.
理论上来说是的 Theoretically.
还专家呢 Boffins, eh?
都不许动 Nobody move!
待在原地别动 Stay where you are!
举起双手 Keep your hands where we can see 'em.
活见鬼 Good God.
别担心 将军 Don't worry, General.
一切都在掌控中 All under control.
风暴已经被解决了 你这个疯子 Stormcloud has been neutralized, you madman.
太好了 Thank God for that.
- 长官 - 星期四将军 - Madame. - General Thursday.
绍特先生已被开除 Mr. Salt has been relieved of his duties.
现在我是乌鸦联盟的指挥官 I am now in command of the Raven Union.
你可以把他带走了 You can take him away.
终于摆脱了 Good riddance.
干得好 儿子 Oh, well done, son.
我就知道你会救了大家 I knew you'd save the day.
我要去告诉你爸 Let me go and tell your Dad.
他会安心的 He'll be very relieved.
好消息 Good news.
阿福不知怎么拆除了炸弹 Alfie defused the bomb or something.
总之 我们都安全了 Anyway, we're all safe.
告诉阿福我为他而骄傲 Tell Alfie I'm very proud of him.
你可以亲口告诉他 Well, you can tell him yourself.
也许我会的 Maybe I will.
谢谢你最后如此通情达理 Thank you for being sensible. In the end.
非常感谢 Much appreciated.
我不是通情达理 I'm not being sensible.
而是感情用事 I'm being sentimental.
早该如此了 About time.
我想吃点点心 Oh, I'd love a biscuit,
还有剩的吗 if that ginger gannet has left any.
这些花很漂亮 These are lovely.
我很爱你 亲爱的 I love you very much, my darling.
能再见到你真好 It's so good to see you again.
一切都值了 Makes everything worthwhile.
我也希望如此 I should hope so.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
也不知道为什么 God knows why.
有些人迷恋漂亮的女人 Some men go mad with fancy women
或是大模型 or giant train sets.
但你不是 But you, no,
你很特别 you have to be special.
我不明白怎么回事 I can't understand it.
肯定是某种酶反应 Must have been some kind of enzyme reaction.
应该就是 I dare say it was.
又牺牲一个同志 Lost comrades.
我们走吧 Let's go.
有毒气体处理小组
怎么回事 What's that?
去通报中士 Go and get the sergeant!
后退 都后退 Stand back, stand back.
我不建议这么做 I wouldn't do that.
6个月后
该抽根烟了 *Time takes a cigarette*
把它放进嘴里 *Puts it in your mouth*
你伸出你的手指 *You pull on your finger*
又一根手指 然后吸着 *Then another finger, then cigarette*
到处都在呼喊 *The wall-to-wall is calling*
徘徊不散 于是乎你忘了 *It lingers, then you forget*
你是个不折不扣的自杀者 *You're a rock and roll suicide*
老到无法失去 *You're too old to lose it*
年轻到无法抉择 *Too young to choose it...*
英格兰联盟紧急广播
插播一则来自英格兰联盟的 This is an emergency news report
紧急新闻 乌鸦部队已经到达 from the English League. Raven forces have reached
- 伦敦自由线 - 糟了 - the London Free line... - Fuck.
坦克大炮正向我们推进 ...and are moving forward with tanks and artillery.
所有在职同盟会士兵及战士 All able League soldiers and combatants
必须到指定岗位集合保卫城市 must rally to their assigned posts to defend the city.
重复一遍 乌鸦 I repeat, Raven...
你要去哪 Where do you think you're going?
- 你听到了 - 你又不是战士 - You heard that. - You're not a combatant,
一周后就要生了 and you're due in a week.
没错 还有整整7天7夜 Exactly. That's... that's seven whole days and nights from now.
玛莎 我爱你 但你不能去 Martha, I love you, but really, you can't.
托马斯 我也爱你 但我真的 Thomas, I love you, but really, I...
怎么了 What?
估计我去不了了 I guess I can't.
- 我的羊水刚破了 - 真是时候 - My water just broke. - Oh, uh, right.
太好了 问题解决了 Well, excellent. Uh, uh, that solves that.
见鬼 Holy smokes.
咱们赶紧去沙发那边 Let's... let's get you over to the couch.
然后 And...
把腿抬高 深呼吸 And put your legs up and do some breathing.
慢点 把脚放高 All right, steady. Let's put your feet up.
新乌鸦联盟
伦敦人 都别动 Londoners, stand by.
记得要深呼吸 Now remember some breathing, okay?
不用调整你的图像 Do not adjust your picture.
新乌鸦联盟已经掌控了所有频率 The New Raven Alliance has taken over all frequencies.
- 你好 伦敦 - 欢迎来到崭新的未来 -Hi, London. -Welcome to a bright new future.
最后一战即将到来 The final battle is at hand.
星期四将军和冈特长官宣布就在今天 General Thursday and Mrs. Gaunt say that today's the day.
伦敦将迎来解放 London is going to be free.
你们这些混蛋 You sons of bitches!
最好还是保持冷静 Pretty sure it's best to stay calm.
各位伦敦人 解放运动 Please, Londoners, whilst the liberation work
- 正在进行中 - 混蛋 - is in progress, - Motherfuckers!
- 请大家保持理智 - 去死 - let's all of us stay safe - Fuck! Fuck!
待在家里 and sensible and shelter at home,
- 最好是地下室 - 我去找助产士 - preferably in the basement. - I-I'm gonna call the midwife.
好建议 基斯 That's good advice, Keith.
如果你们看见联盟解放军 And if you do see a Union Liberator at work,
请向他们微笑招手 just give 'em a wave and a smile.
他们都是好样的 They're good lads.
开火 Fire!
过不去 Can't get through!
该死 Fuck.
- 激动什么 - 小意思 - Easy. - Piece of cake.
小心点 亲爱的 Careful out there, pet.
- 手榴弹 - 找掩护 - Grenade! - Take cover!
- 见鬼 - 向她开枪 - Fuck. - Shoot her!
凯蒂 快回来 Katie, get back.
去死吧 乌鸦人渣 Die, Raven scum!
用力 玛莎 Push, Martha.
用力 Push!
对 就这样 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
好样的 Good girl.
再用点力 加油 Bit more. Come on.
- 很好 就这样 - 表现很好 - Good girl. That's it. - Good job.
呼吸 再来一次 And breathe. And one more.
向右转 Traverse right!
快 赶紧给我 Come on. Gimme, gimme, gimme!
开火 Fire!
我们该怎么办 What do we do?
我怎么知道 Fucked if I know.
如果那些该死的援军不快点来 If those bloody reinforcements don't come soon,
并且多来点人 and lots of 'em,
我们就死定了 we're buggered.
再用力一次 One more time.
- 我能看见头了 - 快了 - I can see the head. - Okay.
跟我一起呼吸 Breathe with me. Breathe with me.
很好 Well done. Well done.
做得很好 Good job. Good job.
就快生了 We're nearly there.
你可以的 You're okay.
继续使劲 玛莎 Keeping pushing, Martha.
使劲 Push!
掩护火力 Covering fire!
见鬼 Fuck.
竟然是潘尼沃斯上校 也该是时候来了 Colonel fucking Pennyworth. About bloody time.
忘了该怎么敬礼吗 Forgotten how to salute, have you?
- 援军在哪 - 这就是 - Where's the reinforcements? - This is it.
开火 Fire!
就一辆卡车 One lorry?
见鬼 这能做什么 Fuck's sake. What's that gonna do?
- 这就够了 - 怎么就够了 - I expect we'll manage. - How?
他们觉得我们已经被打败了 不是吗 They think we're already beaten, don't they?
因为本来就是这样 That's 'cause we fucking are.
- 这是他们第一个错误 - 是吗 - That's their first mistake. - Oh, aye?
那第二个错误呢 And what's their second mistake?
他们没想到我们会攻击 They won't expect us to attack.
是个女孩 It's a girl.
谢谢 Thank you.
是辆面包车 It's a bread van.
兄弟姐妹们 现在是时候 Brothers and sisters, now, I think we should
冲过去 给这些蠢货点教训了 stroll over there and give these dossers some stick.
- 谁准备好了 - 准备好了 - Who's up for it? - Yeah, yeah.
- 好了 - 不是吧 - All right. - Come on.
我听不见 谁准备好了 I can't hear you! I said, who's up for it?!
可以开始了 Right, do it.
我看到了 I got a line of sight.
是什么 What is it?
看不清楚 I can't see it.
就是个面包车 It's just a bread van.
祝你好运 Good luck.
给我们做个三明治 Hey, make us a sandwich!
准备好了吗 All right?
我感觉自己像棵圣诞树 I feel like a bloody Christmas tree.
不 你看起来帅极了 Nah, you look great.
对不对 Don't he?
对 Aye, aye.
谁能看到什么情况 Anyone have a line of sight?
我什么也看不到 I haven't got anything.
你打算怎么办 * What you gonna do?*
时势造英雄 * Time's caught up with you*
带着你写好的规则 * Take your written rules*
跟傻子站一队 * You join the other fools*
尝试新事物 * Turn to something new*
现在它要了你的命 * Now it's killing you.*
冲啊 Forward!