你知道么， 下犬式 You know, downward-facing dog
梵文下犬式(瑜伽的一个动作）
这个词来自于梵文下犬式 comes from the Sanskrit phrase adho mukha shvanasana.
哦 好好听 什么意思来着 Oh, that's beautiful. What does it mean?
下犬式 "Downward-facing dog."
哦 大概梵文里没有 Yeah, I guess they don't have Sanskrit
提臀 低头这种词 for "Butts up and heads down."
嘿 我们用梵文写了印度圣经 Hey, we wrote the Kama Sutra.
如果圣经涉及到屁股 梵文里就会有相对应的词 If it involves butts, there's a word for it.
我想上班之前我们要不要先吃个早饭 I thought we were getting breakfast before work.
哦 是的 不好意思 Oh, right, sorry.
我的错 是我叫潘妮跟我一起做瑜伽的 It's my fault. I asked Penny to do yoga with me.
如果你想吃早饭 我五分钟之内就做好 If you want, I can get ready in five minutes.
你这样想真可爱 It's cute that you think that.
没事 不吃也可以 Don't worry about it.
嘿 能帮我个忙么 Hey, can I ask you a favor?
你介意带肉桂去溜溜么 Would you mind taking Cinnamon for a walk?
当然不介意 既然你白住在这里 Sure. You're living here for free.
大概我上辈子欠你的 I guess I owe you.
再见 肉桂 乖一点哦 Bye, Cinnamon. Be a good girl.
哦 再见 甜心 再见 Yeah, bye, sweetie! Bye!
哦 哦 再见 莱纳德 Yeah, yeah, bye, Leonard.
好的 树型 Okay, and tree pose.
溜完了 Well, she's done.
♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪
♪ We built the Wall, We built the pyramids ♪
♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪
♪ That all started with a big bang ♪
生
活
大
爆
炸
第十季 第十九集
♪ Bang! ♪ By aBU 201703
无限阻力回旋仪的项目 Things have been going really well
进展很顺利 with the infinite resistance gyroscope.
那太好了 怎么说 That's great. How so?
这个项目是机密 Oh, the project is classified.
我不能告诉你 I can't tell you.
哦 我觉得我可以掩盖机密的部分 Oh, I suppose I could redact the classified parts.
好的 恩 我想到一个很棒的解决方案 All right, um, I came up with an elegant solution
来 to the...
我先用 I used the...
然后我 And then I...
我做到了耶 And that did it.
哇哦 想知道他们在掩盖什么声音 Wow, I wonder what they're redacting.
为什么你不问问我在做什么 Why don't you ask me what I'm working on?
哦 好的 你最近在忙什么 Oh, very well. What have you been working on?
说到无聊的部分时你可以尽情的按喇叭 And feel free to honk during the boring parts.
我正在做一个实验 I'm doing some experiments to show
研究肌肉在你决定运动 that the signal to move a muscle occurs
之前收到的信号 before you know you even decided to move it.
那么 你正在尝试确定它 W... So you're attempting to pinpoint
在大脑中的哪个意识区域 where consciousness resides in the brain
是的 我在搞清楚纳米和 Yes, I'm trying to figure out the nanometer
阿托秒 准确的说是 and the attosecond, precisely where and when
意识过程产生的时间和地点 an event of awareness takes place.
嗯 你知道么 Well, what do you know?
我本来以为生物学会比较无聊 Here I was, waiting to be bored with biology,
没想到它却愉悦了我的大脑 and instead you tickle my intellectual fancy.
我的大脑可不像我的身体那么容易取悦 Which, unlike my body, is an okay place to tickle.
你知道么 我六岁时 You know, when I was six,
晚安 大猩猩 是一本儿童绘本
想和晚安大猩猩中的大猩猩结婚 I wanted to marry the gorilla from Good Night, Gorilla.
可能那个时候我就被暗示了什么 Maybe I was onto something.
朋友们 刚刚这个勺子碰到了 Gentlemen, the most interesting thing
一件有意思的事 just happened with this spoon.
美女与野兽的插曲
我想它不会是在唱做我们的贵宾吧 Unless it was singing "Be Our Guest," I doubt it.
恩 我拿起这个勺子之前根本就没思考过 Yeah, I picked it up without thinking about it.
这就引发了一个神经学的问题 Which raises a neuroscientific question,
我什么时候决定拿这把勺子的 when did I decide to pick it up?
还有一个比较大的问题就是 你要用那个勺子吃什么 The bigger question is, what are you gonna eat with that spoon?
你吃的都没拿 You didn't get any food.
他确实提出了个有趣的点 He does raise an interesting point.
艾米正在研究意图和意识之间的时差 Amy is studying the time lag between intent and awareness,
我意识到这也适用于 and I realized that applies
量子力学的测量问题 to the measurement problem in quantum mechanics.
现在 我意识到我说这些话 Now, I recognize there will be a time lag
和你们谷歌出这些话的意思之间也有个时差 between me saying that and you Googling what it means,
所以我要等一等 so I'll wait.
我懂的 谢尔顿 I understand it, Sheldon.
是的 我也懂 Yeah, me, too.
不好意思 我放空了 I'm sorry, I spaced.
我们还在讨论勺子的问题么 Are we still talking about the spoon?
看到你对艾米的工作 It's nice to see you taking an interest
这么有兴趣真好 in Amy's work.
恩 别误会 Well, don't get me wrong.
神经学对我来说只是 Neurobiology's nothing more than the science
研究灰灰的黏糊糊东西的科学 of gray squishy stuff.
但是你知道当它跟物理学联系起来 But, you know, when it connects to physics,
就像说 玛莎 给车加满油 咱去兜风一个道理 gas up the Ford, Martha, we're going for a drive.
所以你见到詹妮弗了么 So did you confront Jennifer?
我打算去见的 但是她打电话说生病了 I was going to, but she called in sick.
你猜还有谁也说生病了 And guess who else called in sick.
保罗 保罗 Paul. Paul.
保罗是谁 Who's Paul?
哦 就是圣诞聚会时你在办公室见到的那个人 Oh, you met him at the office Christmas party.
他和南希结婚了 He's married to Nancy.
哦 是的 等等 南希 Oh, sure. Wait, Nancy?
我猜这次詹妮弗会晋升 I bet Jennifer gets a promotion out of this,
这太不公平了 我比她努力两倍啊 which is so unfair because I work twice as hard as she does.
别担心 杰瑞不会 Don't worry, Jerry won't be fooled
被她那种行为蒙骗的 by that type of behavior.
杰瑞 Jerry?
兰迪没能晋升 蒂娜也没能晋升 It didn't work for Randy, it didn't work for Tina,
詹妮弗铁定也不会晋升 it sure as hell isn't gonna work for Jennifer.
恩 我希望是这样 我只是讨厌 Well, I hope not. I just hate when
人们玩这种游戏 people play those kinds of games.
蒂娜 Tina?
凭你的销售成绩 没什么好担心的 With your sales record, you have nothing to worry about.
嗯 Mm.
我圣诞聚会去过你办公室 I went to your office Christmas party?
你知道的 我喜欢上竖琴课 You know, I like harp lessons,
但是我在想要不要改成上电梯修理课 but I'm thinking of switching to elevator repair lessons.
你在想什么 What are you working on?
我在想你的那个有关做决定的 I was thinking about your experiment
神经学实验 on the neuroscience of decision making,
我意识到 and I realized,
如果我们把它和 if we connect it to the measurement problem
量子力学的测量方法联系起来 我们就能 in quantum mechanics, we have a chance
驳斥意识在哥本哈根解释 to disprove the role of consciousness
哥本哈根解释是从一个佯谬出发的物理学中的任何实验 不管它是关于日常生活现象的 或是有关原子事件的 都是用经典物理学的术语来描述的
中的作用 in the Copenhagen Interpretation.
等等 你是在说把我的实验和你的 Wait, are you saying if we combine my experiment
计算联系在一起么 with your calculations,
波函数坍缩，是微观领域的现象
我们可以确定波函数塌缩的 we can determine the precise moment in time
精确时刻 when the wave function collapses?
Icee 是一款美国传统的雪泥类冰饮
这可能是从我把红色冰昔和蓝色冰昔混合在一起 It could be the most inspired combination
以来最令人鼓舞的组合了 since I mixed red Icee into my blue Icee.
就像喝2/7的彩红 It was like drinking 2/7 of the rainbow.
谢尔顿 这个真的很有意思 Sheldon, this is really interesting.
是啊 而且这个不会把我的牙齿染成紫色 Yeah, and this one won't stain my teeth purple.
你知道 我们以前 You know, we've never collaborated
从来没有在专业领域合作过 professionally before.
你会不会担心这个影响我们的关系 Are you worried it might affect our relationship?
问得在理 That is a valid point.
我们需要建立一些基本准则 Perhaps we should establish some ground rules.
好 这样我会好受点 Well, that would make me feel better.
好的 那我们现在就开始吧 All right, let's start right now.
恩 第一条 不准使用性 Uh, rule number one, no using sexuality
来达到自己的目的 to get your way.
这条规则很无聊啊 That's a ridiculous rule.
是么 Is it?
感觉怎样 Okay, how is that?
我还真能感觉到皮肤里的毒素 I can actually feel the toxins
正在被排出 being pulled out of my skin.
这其实是保湿面膜 Well, this is a moisturizing mask.
那我还真能感觉到水分 Oh, well, then I can actually feel
正在进入我的皮肤 the moisture going into my skin.
我希望你别介意 昨晚 Hey, I hope you don't mind, I used a little
我用了一点你的眼霜 of your eye cream last night.
就说某人怎么看起来如此光彩照人 I thought someone looked brighter and tighter.
我还是想要知道谁是杰里 I'd still like to know who Jerry is.
别管这个 等会儿 Don't worry about it. Hey, after this,
我们一起出去浪怎么样 how about we all go out and do something together?
那太好了 谢谢啊 That would be great. Thank you.
想去购物吗 You want to go shopping?
可以呀 Ooh, yes. Fun.
或者我们也可以做一些我们都喜欢的事情 Or we could do something we'll all enjoy,
比如玩玩桌游 like play a board game.
♪ 想想你和我 我在想 ♪ ♪ Imagine me and you, I do ♪
♪ 我对你寤寐思服 ♪ ♪ I think about you day and night ♪
♪ 这样才对 想我爱的女孩 ♪ ♪ It's only right to think about the one you love ♪
♪ 想抱紧她 ♪ ♪ And hold her tight ♪
♪ 那么共享欢愉 ♪ ♪ So happy together ♪
♪ 除了你之外 我没法想象我还会爱别人 ♪ ♪ I can't see me lovin' nobody but you ♪
♪ 一生如此 ♪ ♪ For all my life ♪
♪ 当你和我在一起 ♪ ♪ When you're with me ♪
♪ 宝贝 天都蓝了 ♪ ♪ Baby, the skies will be blue ♪
♪ 一生如此 ♪ ♪ For all my life. ♪
我对我们的基本法则 I believe I've made some progress
做了些改善 on our ground rules. Oh, good.
改了哪些 What are they? Okay, uh,
第一条 在物理方面 number one: in matters of physics,
我说了算 I have the final say.
在神经科学方面 你说了算 In matters of neuroscience, you have the final say.
除非我不同意 Unless I disagree.
继续 Oh, here.
第二条 当我们合作的文章发表时 我的名字写在前面 Number two: when we publish, my name goes first.
同理 如果我们一起获奖了 我先发言 Oh, subsequently, if we win any awards, I speak first.
我不想在乐队奏乐时发言 I don't want to be talking when the orchestra plays us off.
我能看一眼吗 Can I see that?
当然 Oh, of course.
我还会把它捡回来的 I'll get that back.
就像我所有的内衣 那个笔记本上可写着 Like all my underwear, that notebook says
谢尔顿 库珀所有物 "Property of Sheldon Cooper."
谢尔顿 如果我们一定要制定基本法则的话 Sheldon, if we're gonna have ground rules,
我来告诉你 第一条是 I'll tell you the first ground rule--
由我来制定基本法则 I make the ground rules.
由我来记录吧 但是我现在也不能啊 I'd write that down, but I can't now, can I?
我是说 虽然他们什么都没说 I mean, they didn't say anything,
但是我就是有种奇怪感觉 but I just kind of felt like I was being
我像是个电灯泡 a weird third wheel.
你也可以把那种感觉称为 Huh, so you can tell what that feels like.
有趣 Interesting.
但是 我觉得和朋友们一起出去浪 Anyway, I figured I can hang out with my friends
也可以玩的很开心 and have fun, too.
要是你以为同乘一辆小货车 Well, if your idea of fun is riding in a minivan
去买尿布的也叫有趣的话 to Target for diapers,
那还真是有些奇怪 things are about to get nuts.
和一群乐意跟我在一起的人 Oh, it's just nice to be with people
在一起的感觉真好 who are happy to have me around.
是不是啊 哈雷 Isn't that right, Halley?
至少某人还有勇气说出这样的话 Well, at least someone had the courage to say it.
谢谢你 你真是个好公民 Thank you, you are a good citizen.
跟你说过了 Told you.
去吧 把我的内衣也从窗口扔出去 Go ahead, throw my underwear out the window.
结果也还会是一样的 Same thing's gonna happen.
完美 Terrific.
你想要听听我们新的基本法则吗 Do you want to hear our new set of ground rules?
开始吧 Fire away.
第一条 我们是一个团队 Number one: we're on the same team,
不是对手 we're not in competition.
聪明 因为谢尔顿有资历 艾米没有 That's smart, because Sheldon 1,Amy 0.
第二条 我们可以礼貌的表达不同意见 Number two: disagreements can happen politely.
不需要对别人的想法不屑一顾 There's no need to call an idea stupid.
有人在这儿画了一个小鸡鸡 Aw, someone drew a penis in it.
你有在听吗 Are you listening?
不好意思 继续吧 I'm sorry, go ahead.
第三条 Number three.
为了避免士气低落 我们可以采用固定的休息制度 To avoid getting frustrated, we take built-in breaks
同时用一些小礼物奖励自己的进步 and reward our successes with a small treat.
听起来不错啊 Ooh, that sounds fun.
现在 我们来谈论一下实际的奖励好不好 Now, we're talking about real treats, right?
只要不是像我妈妈之前送我的圣经就行 Not Bible verses like my mother used to give me.
什么都行呀 Whatever you want.
我们可以开始工作了吗 So, shall we get to work?
生物与物理的完美结合 Biology and physics coming together--
就像思想的花生酱杯 this is like the peanut butter cup of the mind.
我知道我想要什么礼物了 Oh, I know what I want my treat to be!
♪ 想想你和我 我在想 ♪ ♪ Imagine me and you, I do ♪
♪ 我对你寤寐思服 ♪ ♪ I think about you day and night ♪
♪ 这样才对 想我爱的女孩 ♪ ♪ It's only right to think about the one you love ♪
♪ 想抱紧她 ♪ ♪ And hold her tight ♪
♪ 那么共享欢愉 ♪ ♪ So happy together ♪
♪ 如果我花个一毛钱打电话给你 ♪ ♪ If I should call you up, invest a dime ♪
♪ 就能听到你说你是我的 ♪ ♪ And you say you belong to me ♪
♪ 我可要乐疯了 ♪ ♪ And ease my mind ♪
♪ 这世界怎么这么美啊 ♪ ♪ Imagine how the world could be, so very fine ♪
♪ 那么共享欢愉 ♪ ♪ So happy together ♪
♪ 我没法想象 ♪ ♪ I can't see me ♪
♪ 除你之外我还会爱别人 ♪ ♪ Lovin' nobody but you ♪
♪ 一生如此 ♪ ♪ For all my life... ♪
你看 Wow. Look at that.
这真是太不可思议了 Yes, this is remarkable.
所以我们达成共识了 完完全全的垃圾啊 So we're agreed: it's complete garbage.
对了 你的名字可以写在前面 By the way, your name can go first.
我的意思是 我不介意他们一起玩 I mean, I'm glad they're getting along,
但是我开始有点不舒服了 but it's starting to make me uncomfortable.
你是担心他会成为她生命中另一个男人 Well, are you worried he's like another man in her life?
有点吧 但直到我看到他们穿一样的上衣 所以 A little, until I saw them in matching tops, so...
太好了 174张尿布 Nice. 174 diapers.
我们应该可以撑到星期三 That ought to get us to Wednesday.
你有与他们谈过吗 Well, have you talked to them about it?
我应该说什么呢 Well, what am I supposed to say--
不带我一起玩吗 "Stop having fun without me"?
每次我出去这个人都这么说 This one says that every time I go out.
看到没 我听你的 See? I listen to you.
拉杰只是在和女人一起玩 Look, Raj just gets along with women.
我知道 I-I know,
但是他先是我的朋友 but he was my friend first.
感觉像是她在抢他 It's like she's stealing him
而且他们好像特别嗨 and they're just having the best time
在一起做愚蠢的女孩子之前的事情时 doing all their dumb girly stuff together.
你确定你不适应 You sure you don't fit in?
你听起来就像一个阴险的碧池 You sound like a catty bitch to me.
我不明白我们到底哪儿错了 I don't know where we went wrong.
数学真是粗俗 Yeah, the math is so inelegant.
我甚至怀疑它到底有什么意义 I'm not even sure it makes sense.
别灰心 也许我们可以修正好了 Well, don't give up. Maybe we can fix it.
你喘气能别这么重吗 Can you stop breathing so loud?
我都听到你鼻子鸣笛了 I can hear your nose whistling.
我也听到你的脸在吵啊 彼此彼此 I can hear your face talking, so we're even.
够了 要么去擤擤鼻涕 All right, either blow your nose
一首美国儿歌
要么就教它弹儿歌啊 or teach it to play "Camptown Races."
好 好 是你想要我擤鼻涕的 Fine. Fine. You want me to blow my nose?
我就擤给你看 Here, I'll blow it.
感觉好点了么 事儿逼 Better?
并没有 我还是能听见 No, I can still hear it.
等一下 原来是我鼻子的声音 算了 没事了 Oh, wait, that's me. Never mind, it's fine.
你知道么 你太累了 You know, you're exhausting.
我就知道我们一起做这件事就不是一个好主意 I knew working together was a bad idea.
等一下 Hold on.
我发现错在哪里了 我们只给枕叶算了增殖 I see what's wrong here. We did the propagation only to
而忘记了给前额皮质算增殖 the occipital lobe, not to the prefrontal cortex.
也就是说这个定时参数 That would mean that this delayed parameter
应该再增加250毫秒 should be increased 250 milliseconds.
这就好多了嘛 Oh, that is much better.
小伙子 如果好的灵感涌出你的大脑就像 Yeah, boy, if good ideas came out of your brain the way
鼻涕涌出你的鼻子一样 我们现在肯定已经取得很大的进展了 mucus comes out of your nose, we'd be in good shape.
来 抿一口 Now, take a sip,
让它在你的嘴里回味 swirl it around your mouth,
好好感受一下它的口味 and try to notice the flavors,
感受它的丹宁酸 它的口感 the tannins, the textures.
怎么样 Well?
我应该先 I probably should have
把口香糖吐了的 spit out my gum first.
你知道么 Yeah. You know,
之前的几周我真的很难熬 the last couple of weeks have been pretty rough,
但是和你们住在一起 but, uh, staying here with you guys
让我可以不去想这些事情 has really helped take my mind off of it.
嗯 Mm. Well,
我们很高兴你能和我们住在一起 对吧 老公 we've loved having you around. Right, sweetie?
莱纳德 Leonard?
他什么时候走的啊 Yeah, when did he leave?
就是 太不礼貌了 Yeah, that's rude.
能和不把工作描述得就像是肥皂剧一样的人 You know, it's nice to spend time with people
呆一呆真是太好了 who don't talk about work like it's some kind of soap opera.
詹妮弗还是想着一路睡上去么 Jennifer still trying to sleep her way to the top?
是啊 Yeah.
有人和佩妮一起做这些事情你应该感到高兴啊 You should be happy someone wants to do the stuff with Penny
你是不会想要做这些的 you don't want to.
是啊 我希望我也能和霍华德一起做这些事呢 Yeah, I wish I had that with Howard.
等等 Wait.
等等 我让你做什么了 What? What do I make you do?
那个魔法商店 the magic store,
神秘博士大会 the Doctor Who convention,
国家皮带搭扣收藏家见面会 the National Belt Buckle Collector's meet and greet.
邀请函上写得清清楚楚 It said right there on the invitation,
系好安全带玩玩 "Buckle up for fun."
你不听我的又不是我的错 It's not my fault you didn't listen.
我想我是反应过度了 I'm sure I'm overreacting.
你有权利表达你的感受 You're entitled to feel how you feel.
如果你不喜欢那样 你应该直接告诉她啊 If you don't like it, you should just talk to her.
我不想被认为是一个嫉妒心犯了的孩子 I don't want to sound like a jealous baby.
那你可以和她谈谈啊 Oh, then maybe you shouldn't talk to her.
告诉你吧 我当时就有预感 You know, I had a feeling
你用错了演算模式 you were using the wrong computational model,
但是因为你太敏感了 我就什么都没说 but I didn't say anything 'cause you're so sensitive.
仅仅因为我很容易受 Just because I am easily bothered
光 热 声音 气味 和鸟看我的方式的影响 by light, heat, sound, smell and the way birds look at me
并不意味着我很敏感 does not mean I'm sensitive!
嘿 Hey,
我在想如果我们在动作电位被视觉皮质捕捉到的 I wonder what kind of success we'd have
第一时间定义度量 if we defined measurement as the first moment
我们会取得什么样的成果 that an action potential is seen by the visual cortex.
这是一个大胆且极富洞察力的解决方案 That is a daring and insightful solution.
我们总算取得一点进展了 We're finally making progress.
我真希望我们可以不争吵就能取得进展 I wish we could do it without fighting.
如果争吵恰恰是我们取得进展的原因呢 What if the fighting is the reason we're making progress?
我想荷尔蒙和我们的 I suppose it's conceivable that the hormones associated
急性应激反应也叫战斗或逃跑反应
急性应激反应联合在一起 with our fight-or-flight response
使我们的认知更为灵敏也是有可能的 could be sharpening our cognitive processes.
如果是这样的话 Well, if that's the case,
那 你的祖父母说话结巴 坐姿丑陋 then your grandparents mumble and have bad posture.
你竟然敢这么说我的祖母 How dare you speak that way about my Grammy--
等一下 等等 hey, wait a second. Wait.
∆T可以相当于零下α Delta "T" Could equal alpha sub-zero.
Delta 希腊字母表的第四个字母 alpha 希腊字母表的第一个字母
看起来我们得做个决定了 It seems we have a choice to make.
决定以科学的名义弃用所有的基本规则 Abandon all ground rules in the name of science,
还是决定为了我们的关系而放弃合作 or... give up collaborating for the sake of our relationship.
这个决定是很明确的 There's only one clear choice.
那就是选择科学 不行 你个蠢货 Science it is. No, you bonehead!
骂人 这方法简直不能再好了 Name-calling, that is perfect.
当我算到这个方程式的时候 Now, when I get to this equation here,
你一定要这样骂我 记住了么 really let me have it. You know?
要是管用的话 就给我说我不是衣着专家 I-If it helps, I'm not the sharpest dresser.
实际上 我知道这很蠢 但是自从拉杰搬进来之后 Anyway, I know it's silly, but since Raj moved in,
我就有点被忽视的感觉 I've been feeling a little left out.
老公 这就是说胡话了吧 Well, sweetie, that's crazy.
不 不 佩妮 不要忽视他的感受 No, no, Penny, don't dismiss his feelings.
谢谢你 我只是觉得 Thank you. I just feel...
等等 我可不是在说 Hang on, I'm not saying
他的感受是正常的 that his feelings aren't crazy.
我只是不想他觉得 I just don't want him to think that
这里对他来说不是一个安全的地方 this isn't a safe place.
老实说 Well, to be truthful...
这里为什么会是一个不安全的地方呢 我是说 Well, why wouldn't this be a safe place? I mean,
他被自己的妻子和最好的朋友之一包围着 he's surrounded by his wife and one of his best friends.
我不想代表莱纳德说话 I don't want to speak for Leonard.
谢谢 我 Thank you. I...
但是当你的内心缺乏安全感时 But when you're insecure,
再多的外部保证都不能使 no amount of external validation
你感到有安全感 can ever make you feel safe.
没错 你说得很对 你知道么 你对 Yeah, you're right. You know, you're really sensitive
这样的事还真是非常有感悟力呢 about this kind of stuff.
我确实是一个很好的倾听者 没错 I'm a good listener. Yeah.
妹奥尔森姐妹是指美国电视明星阿什莉·奥尔森 Ashley Olsen（姐姐）、玛丽·凯特·奥尔森Mary-Kate Olsen（妹妹）这对孪生姐妹。
嘿 奥尔森姐妹 Hey, Olsen twins...
怎么 What?
我说 我本人就坐在这儿 Well, I-I mean, I'm sitting right here.
而你们在谈论我的感受 You're talking about my feelings
不知怎么回事 你们却可以把我排除在谈话之外 and somehow leaving me out of the conversation.
不好意思啊 你想说什么来着 I'm sorry. What did you want to say?
我不知道 你们基本都说完了 I don't know, you pretty much covered it.
♪ 共享欢愉 ♪ ♪ So happy together. ♪
你能从头读一下么 Can you read them back?
改良版基本规则 第一条 "Revised ground rule number one:
我们是一个合作小组 但是我们之间仍然需要相互竞争 We are on the same team, but it is a competition."
棒棒哒 棒棒哒 Excellent. Excellent.
就这一点 我想说 你输定了 小废物 And on a related point, you're going down, punk.
改良版基本规则 第二条 "Revised ground rule number two:
肯定会有人问蠢爆的问题 "There are definitely stupid questions.
被问这些蠢爆的问题的人可以直接 "And those who ask them can be told so
当面告诉问问题的人 你的问题蠢爆了 right to their stupid face."
啊 宝宝好喜欢这一条 I love that one.
谢啦 宝宝 Thanks, babe.
第三条 "Number three:
可以接受的谩骂包括 "Fair topics for insult include
教育背景 科学领域 "Educational pedigree, scientific field,
智力高低以及母亲 intellectual prowess, and mamas."
这个列表就厉害了 Yeah, that list is strong.
比如你妈就渴望着和海员 Like your mother's urge to be promiscuous with sailors.