不过我觉得到了蜜月尾声 But I think, by the end of the honeymoon,
我们真的开始有已婚夫妇感了 we really started to feel like a married couple.
是好的那种 像电视里那样 But the good kind, like on TV,
-不是像我父母 -是的 - not like my parents. - Yeah.
真正的夫妻是当你可以撒尿不关门 You're not a real married couple until you can pee
而你老婆也无所谓时才算 with the door open and she's okay with it.
我跟你说过我有所谓 I told you, I'm not okay with it.
她爱死了 She loves it.
我们给大家都买了礼物 So, we got everybody gifts.
你们是不是到机场了才想起我们啊 Did you forget about us until you were at the airport?
才不是 No.
我们是到飞机上了才想起你们来 We forgot about you until we were on the plane.
幸好飞机上有无线网 Luckily, there was Wi-Fi,
而我有网络商城高速送货服务 and I have Amazon Prime.
我❤纽约 I heart New York.
宝宝一定会很喜欢吐在这上面 Aw, the baby's gonna love throwing up on this.
听我说 这不见得只能代表纽约啊 Look, it doesn't have to just be New York.
这才是其中的奥妙之处 That's the beauty of it.
这个缩写可以代表任何你们喜爱的事物 Uh, the initials "N.Y." can stand for anything you like.
举个例子 我听说有一个 For instance, I understand that there is
知名的老年摇滚歌手尼尔·杨 an elderly rock-and-roll musician named Neil Young.
或许你们喜欢他啊 Perhaps you heart him.
如果对他无感 埃及银牌乒乓球手 Or if not him, Egyptian table tennis silver medalist
诺哈·亚瑟里 Noha Yossry.
也可以是山口奈奈 Or Nana Yamaguchi,
她是日本的女声优 the Japanese voice actress
曾给卡通《仙女下凡》配过音 who starred in Sally the Witch.
你上网查了有谁缩写是N.Y.的吗 Did you just Google the initials "N.Y."?
飞行时间长而又刚好有网 I had Wi-Fi and a long plane flight.
你推理推理吧 Draw your own conclusions.
两位 这礼物真是非常有心了 我... Well, guys, that was very, very thoughtful of you. I...
你们给我买了XXL号的吗 Did you get me a double XL?
-我跟你说太大了吧 -你说对了 亲爱的 - I told you. - You were right, dear.
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谢尔顿 感谢函不是这么写的 Sheldon, that's not how you write a thank you card.
我写的有哪里不对 What's wrong with it?
"亲爱的海伦阿姨 "Dear Aunt Helen,
谢谢您送给我们的这套令人喜爱的餐具 Thank you so much for the lovely place setting.
如果我的字迹看起来不太自然 If my handwriting looks strained,
那是因为这是我被艾米逼着写的 that is because this is the 16th thank you card
第16张感谢函 Amy has forced me to write.
我忍着用肌肉在抽筋的手腕 The muscles in my wrist are cramping
艰苦地写完这句子 as I struggle to finish this sentence.
哎哟 哎哟 疼死我了 Ow, ow, oh, the pain.
爱你的谢尔顿敬上" Love, Sheldon."
行行行 Fine.
"谢尔顿与艾米敬上" "And Amy."
这份礼物是莱纳德与佩妮送的 This one is from Leonard and Penny.
"完美的礼物赠于最完美的夫妇" "The perfect gift for the perfect couple."
卡先留着 礼物不满意就把卡甩回他们脸上 Save that card. We may need to throw it back in their faces.
我真好奇会是什么东西 I wonder what it could be.
什么东西都有可能 Oh, could be anything.
一支长笛 一把拆信刀 A flute, a letter opener,
或是带裸女图的笔 one of those pens
把笔正着拿 墨水就会变成遮羞的比基尼 where you put the bikini back on the naked lady.
这东西不错啊 Isn't this nice?
这是什么 What is it?
你懂的 就是... You know, it's, uh,
就是那个... it's one of those...
不是 没作用 Nope, doesn't do that.
或许是糖果 Oh, maybe it's candy.
舔舔看 Lick it.
我才不要舔 你舔吧 I don't want to lick it. You lick it.
我才不要舔 我刚刷完牙 I'm not gonna lick it. I just brushed my teeth.
是你看的弱智科幻电视剧里的东西吗 Is it from one of your dumb sci-fi shows?
我看的科幻电视剧都不弱智好吗 Uh, none of the sci-fi shows I watch are dumb.
-谢尔顿少来 -好啦 《西部世界》弱智 - Sheldon... - Okay, Westworld.
但这跟那部剧没有任何关联啊 But this has nothing to do with that show,
唯一的关联大概就是都令人懵逼 other than it's also inexplicable.
莱纳德与佩妮是我们最好的朋友 Well, Leonard and Penny are our best friends.
他们比谁都了解我们俩 They know us better than anyone.
他们说这是完美的礼物 They said it's the perfect gift.
那我们肯定是漏了什么细节 We must be missing something.
你不会... You don't...
觉得这是婚姻"辅助棒"吧 think it's a marital aid, do you?
别犯傻了 Don't be silly.
艾米 这根玻璃大棒哪里能辅助我们的婚姻啊 Amy, how is this big glass shaft going to aid our marriage?
你觉得当超级狗英雄在外面乱飞时 Do you think when Krypto the Superdog is out flying,
超人得拿着捡屎袋跟在它后面吗 Superman has to fly after him with a little baggie?
这点以前我还真没想过 Hmm. Haven't really thought about it before.
但超人应该不需要用捡屎袋 But he doesn't need a baggie,
他可以直接用热能光线把屎给炸了 because he just blasts the poop with his heat vision.
你以前绝对想过这件事 You've thought about it before.
其实我可常想了 Oh, I've thought about it a lot.
斯图尔特的脸出了什么问题 What is wrong with Stuart's face?
他好像是在微笑 I think he's smiling.
天啊 他们是在聊骚吗 Oh, my God, are they flirting?
他们早就过了聊骚期 Oh, they're way past flirting.
我抓到他们在谢尔顿的婚礼上亲热了 I caught them making out at Sheldon's wedding.
你确定她不是在帮他做人工呼吸吗 Are you sure she wasn't trying to breathe life back into him?
应该不是 I don't think so.
当我在心肺复苏课上伸那么多舌头时 When I used that much tongue at CPR training,
他们逼我买下了那假人 I had to buy the dummy.
我有课 Ooh, I have class.
我该走了 I should go.
好的 Oh. Okay.
-再见 -再见 - Bye. - Bye.
大家再见 See ya, guys.
-再见 -再见啦 - Bye. - Bye.
她现在是怎么样 So, what's her deal?
她是真对你有意思 还是想气自己父母 Is she into you or does she just hate her parents?
我不知道啊 I-I don't know.
我们在婚礼上亲热了一下 We kissed a little at the wedding,
感觉一切很美好 and it was great.
但之后我们没有好好谈过 But we haven't really talked about it since then.
所以我也不知道她对我有何感觉 So I-I don't know how she feels about me.
她摸了摸你的头 Well, she patted you on the head,
所以我猜她觉得你是个乖狗狗 so I'm guessing she feels like you're such a good boy!
说认真的 你们觉得我该去约她吗 Seriously, do you think I should ask her out?
必须啊 A-Absolutely.
别让真爱溜走 Don't let love get away.
爱情是世界上最重要的东西 It is the most important thing in the world.
没了爱情 生命一片黑暗且毫无意义 Without it, life is dark and meaningless and all you're left with
你剩下的就只有 is the judgmental gaze of your dog
独自在马桶上吃完零食后 你家狗鄙视的眼神 as you finish off a bag of Doritos on the toilet.
谢谢你 Thanks.
你真是个好朋友 You're a real good pal.
你现在也是乖狗狗啦 And now you're a good boy!
我无法停止想那个礼物是什么 I can't stop thinking about that present.
我快要发疯了 It's driving me crazy.
我也是 Me, too!
卡片写着那是完美的礼物 The card said it was the perfect gift.
但它不是恐龙化石也不是情侣怀表 But it's not a dinosaur fossil or matching pocket watches,
所以我看不出它如何能完美 so I don't see how it can be.
或许是我们想太多了 Maybe we're trying too hard.
它可能很简单 Maybe it's something simple.
就像他们夫妇一样头脑简单 Like Leonard and Penny.
很好 有道理 Yes, good.
我们只需要进入他们的思维 We just need to think like them.
好 Okay.
有什么礼物能送谢家夫妇 What gift can I get us
来表达对他们进入我们生命的感谢之情 to express how grateful we are to have us in their lives?
你可真会简化啊 Way to make it simple.
我直接去问他们吧 I'm just gonna ask them.
不行 这会伤了他们的感情 No, you can't; it'll hurt their feelings.
这我无所谓啊 I'm okay with that.
而且他们也会知道你不够聪明 And they'll know you weren't smart enough
来解出他们送了什么礼物 to figure it out on your own.
你说得对 这真是太讨厌了 You're right. Oh, this is awful.
而且我也没机会靠抚摸 And I can't even comfort myself by stroking
五角龙胫骨化石礼物来安慰自己 the fossilized tibia of a Pentaceratops.
我们先睡一觉吧 Let's just go to sleep.
一觉醒来我们就能用全新视角来看 We'll look at it in the morning with fresh eyes,
说不定一切就会水到渠成 and maybe it'll come to us.
好吧 Fine.
又或者我们去拆了那盒子 寻找线索 Or we go tear apart that box and look for a clue.
过了我睡眠时间不睡觉去玩解谜游戏 Staying up past my bedtime and solving mysteries?
谁能想到婚姻生活会如此美好 Who knew married life could be this good?
他的脸出了什么问题 What's wrong with his face?
最近很多人都问过这个问题 A lot of people have been asking that.
他在... 微笑 He's... smiling.
斯图尔特 你看起来心情很好啊 Hey, Stuart, you look pretty happy.
是啊 Oh, yeah.
我约德妮丝去约会 I, uh, asked Denise out on a date,
她答应了 and she said yes.
太好了 Aw. That's great.
但别在哈雷面前这样笑 But don't smile like that in front of Halley.
她最近才开始能一觉睡到天亮 She just started sleeping through the night.
抱歉 我很兴奋 Sorry. I'm excited.
我很久没约过会了 I haven't been on a date in a long time.
我还约会那会儿 Back when I was dating,
我总会穿新内裤 以免"艳福"来了不好看 I'd always wear a new pair of underwear, just in case.
我也很久没买过新内裤了 It's also been a long time since I bought new underwear.
估计该买了 And I probably should,
从紧身白内裤变成松垮灰破裤了 because these are no longer tighty nor whitey.
老娘要闪人了 Okay, I'm out.
当别人有机会看到你的裸体时 If there's a chance someone's gonna see you naked,
你先修剪梳理好"杂毛"是基本礼仪 it's also polite to make sure you're well-groomed down there.
知道了 霍华德 老娘最近太忙了 I get it, Howard. I've been busy!
你们好呀 Hello.
我想过来亲手把感谢信交给你们 I just wanted to pop over and hand-deliver this thank you note
感谢你们送了贴心的新婚礼物 for your very thoughtful wedding gift.
真好 你们喜欢那个礼物吗 Oh, good. You guys liked it?
喜欢它多过喜欢不是它的事物 Well, we liked it a lot more than things that aren't it,
我就这么说吧 I'll tell you that.
那可太好了 Well, yeah, that's great.
因为我们看到这东西时便想到 Because when we saw it, we thought,
"艾米和谢尔顿必须得有这个" "Amy and Sheldon just have to have that."
愿闻其详 把当时的情形描述一下 Oh, do tell. Now, paint a picture for me,
这礼物你们在哪发现的 like where you were when you found it
你们觉得我们会喜欢用它来做什么 and what you thought we'd enjoy doing with it.
你是不是不知道那是什么 Do you not know what it is?
他当然知道了 Of course he knows what it is.
他可是全世界最聪明的人 He's the smartest man in the world.
全世界我可不敢肯定 Well, I don't know about the world.
还有些也挺聪明的中国人呢 Some of those Chinese fellas are pretty clever.
失陪一下 Now, if you'll excuse me,
我要回家使用你们送的礼物 I'm going to return home and use your gift
而且是按它原本的用途来使用 in the manner which it was intended.
他永远都不会猜到 He-He's never gonna figure it out.
就是啊 I know.
你到底是什么鬼 What are you?!
-我真是要开心坏了 -对啊 - Gosh, this makes me happy. - Yeah.
霍华德 这话我不常说 Howard, I don't often say this,
但你在这真的太好了 but, good, you're here. Now,
你知道莱纳德夫妇送了什么新婚礼物给我们吗 do you know what Leonard and Penny got us for our wedding gift?
-这个嘛 -别回答 - Well... - Don't answer.
我不想知道答案 I don't want to know.
我只想知道你是否知道 I just want to know if you know.
-我知道 -很好 - I do know. - Okay, great.
我认为我和艾米已经猜到了 I believe that Amy and I have figured it out.
礼物是不是寻宝游戏的线索 Is it a clue to a scavenger hunt
它将会指引我们找到真正的礼物 that will lead us to the actual present?
如果你是在问 If you're asking
你和艾米未来几天是否该满城跑 if you and Amy should spend the next couple days
寻找下一条线索 running all over town searching for the next clue,
那我只能说 是的 I'm gonna have to say yes.
我就知道 I knew it!
这太好玩了 This is so much fun.
真的好玩死了 Oh, it really is.
莱纳德 再次谢谢你 Oh, Leonard, thank you again.
我们爱死那份礼物了 We love the gift.
他知道那是什么了吗 Does he know what it is?
边都没沾上 No, not even close.
他以为礼物是寻宝游戏的线索 He thinks it's a clue to a scavenger hunt.
小爷我开心坏了 So, so happy.
你们送了什么礼物给他们 Well, what is it? What did you give them?
就是我们结婚时 Oh, I-it's just this dumb crystal wand
霍华德夫妇送给我们的一根智障水晶棒 that Howard and Bernadette gave us for our wedding.
佩妮和我想得头都大了 Penny and I made each other miserable
都没猜到是什么 于是我们寻思 trying to figure out what it was, and we thought,
"不如把这份乐趣传给谢尔顿和艾米吧" "Why not pass that fun along to Sheldon and Amy."
等等 你... Wait a minute. Did--
你把我送给你们的结婚礼物 did you give them the crystal chakra wand
水晶脉轮能量棒送给他们了吗 that I gave you for your wedding?
对 我们是这么做了 Yeah, that's exactly what we did.
你说你喜欢这礼物啊 You said you liked it!
对 我是这么说了 Yeah, that's exactly what I said.
寻宝游戏啊 Wow. A scavenger hunt.
真令人兴奋 That's exciting.
我昨晚也玩了一下寻宝游戏 I had a bit of a scavenger hunt myself last night.
我想找遥控器 I was trying to find the remote.
找了一下沙发坐垫底下 I looked under one of the cushions.
没有 Wasn't there.
然后我把坐垫再掀高一点 Then I lifted the cushion a little higher.
找到了 Bingo.
精彩 Riveting.
你知道这是什么吗 So, do you know what it is?
我当然知道了 Of course I know what it is.
这是二氧化硅晶体 也就是石英 It's a silicon dioxide crystal, otherwise known as quartz.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
还我确定吗 玄武岩是由富含镁铁的熔岩 Am I sure? Is basalt a mafic extrusive igneous rock formed
快速冷却形成的镁铁质火成岩吗 by the rapid cooling of magnesium and iron-rich lava?
我当然确定了 Yeah, I'm sure.
所以是石英 Okay, so it's quartz.
这一定有什么含义 That's got to mean something.
我们对石英有什么认识 What do we know about quartz?
我上网查一下 I'll Google it.
你也可以问我这个 Or you can ask me,
荣获麦克阿瑟天才奖的地质学家 the geologist who won the MacArthur Genius Grant.
查到了 Got it!
石英一词来自德语 Quartz, from the German "Quarz"
两词发音相同 但德语拼写少了一个"T" which sounds the same, but is spelled without a "T".
有意思 没有"T" Interesting. No "T".
什么东西非"T"也[音似"茶"] What is not "T"?
咖啡 Coffee!
我们第一次见面的那家咖啡店 The coffee shop where we first met!
好的 咱们走 抱歉 All right, let's go. Sorry.
难得有人来找我 我有点兴奋过头了 I think I just had an adrenaline rush from having visitors.
拉杰 你能帮我闻个东西吗 Hey, Raj, will you, um, smell something for me?
看情况 Uh, that depends.
其实不用看 我直接拒绝 Actually, it doesn't depend. Just no.
我在试跟德妮丝约会要用的新古龙水 I'm trying out some new colognes for my date with Denise.
所以你就直接到我跟前 Oh, and you just came over here
炫耀你跟妹子有约会吗 to rub it in my face that you have a date?
不是 No.
我来找你是因为我需要建议 I came over here because I need advice,
而你是我认识的人里 跟最多妹子约过会的 and you've gone out with more women than anybody I know.
我想你说得对 Huh. I guess you're right.
谢尔顿最聪明 霍华德最幽默 Sheldon's the smart one, Howard's the funny one,
而本公子 很明显是最花的 and apparently, I'm the ladies' man.
那莱纳德呢 Which one's Leonard?
对哦 Oh, yeah, right.
莱纳德应该是最没存在感的 I guess Leonard's the forgettable one.
好 我来闻一下 Okay, let's have a whiff.
闻起来像帕高·拉巴纳牌的香水 Hmm. Smells like Paco Rabanne.
你真厉害 我在跳蚤市场买的 Ooh, you're good. I bought it at a swap meet.
名字就叫"闻起来像帕高·拉巴纳的香水" It's actually called "Smells Like Paco Rabanne."
很好 她会喜欢的 It's great. She's gonna love it.
但愿如此 I hope so.
我真的很喜欢德妮丝 我不想搞砸了 I really like Denise, and I don't want to screw this up.
放轻松 Hey, relax.
相信你的直觉 我就是这么做的 Trust your instincts. That's what I do.
这让你纵横情场了吗 And that works for you?
事实上 没有 Actually... no.
我把自己的人生搞得一团糟 I've made a mess of my life, and I'm...
现在孤苦无依 I'm all alone.
我最好还是假装要走开接电话吧 Okay, I think it'd be best for both of us
这样场面不会这么尴尬 if I pretend to get a phone call and just walk away.
行 这样最好 Yeah, that would be best.
你好 我是斯图尔特 Hello. This is Stuart.
抱歉 我得接个电话 Sorry. I got to take this.
当然 我乐意做问卷调查 Uh, why, yes, I'd love to take a survey.
这是我们初次相遇的地方 Okay, this is where we first met.
肯定在某个地方有线索 There's got to be a clue here somewhere.
我们坐的是那张桌子 We sat at that table.
你这是做什么 Excuse me.
抱歉 我们在寻宝 I'm sorry. We're on a scavenger hunt.
无视我们就行 Just pretend we're not here.
我找到了 Oh, I found something!
是口香糖 It's gum.
也许他们放在柜台后面 Maybe they left it behind the counter.
我和妻子在这里相遇 当时坐的就是这张桌子 I met my wife here, and we sat at this very table,
所以如果你好好表现 八年后 so if you play your cards right, in eight years,
你就可以娶这位女士 you could marry this woman.
这是我妹妹 That's my sister.
别说出来 兄妹恋可不好 Well, don't tell people. That's not okay.
谢尔顿 你看 我问咖啡师 Sheldon, look, I asked the barista
是否有人留东西给我们 if anyone left anything for us,
她让我们在失物招领箱中找 and she said to look in this lost and found box.
但为什么会在失物招领箱里 But why would it be in the lost and found box?
因为我们曾经迷失 结果找到了彼此 Because we were lost, and then we found each other.
这太有道理了 It makes perfect sense.
看这个 Oh. And look at this.
一个吊坠 A locket.
上面的石头 我打赌是石英 And that stone in front-- I bet it's quartz.
肯定是这个 这个才是真正的礼物 This must be it. This must be the actual gift.
打开 里面有什么 Open it up. What's inside?
没东西 空的 Nothing. It's empty.
当然了 Of course.
我们共同的生活才刚刚开始 Our life together is just starting,
他们希望我们用共同的回忆填满它 and they want us to fill it with our memories.
这可能是史上最贴心的结婚礼物了 This might be the best wedding gift ever.
他们还给我们送了副墨镜 They also left us a pair of sunglasses
因为我们的未来太耀眼了 because our future's so bright!
他们想得太周到了 They thought of everything!
看哈雷的画 Look what Halley drew.
她在托儿所画的 Yeah, she made it at daycare.
画得真不错啊 It's pretty good, huh?
是吗 Is it?
非犹太妈妈好严格啊 Wow. Gentile moms are tough.
两位 我要给你们看点东西 Guys, I need to show you something,
但你们得保证不能取笑我 but you have to promise not to make fun of me.
那当然 Of course.
我很担心约会的事 Yeah. I was worried about the date
所以给头发染了色 让自己更加自信 so I got my hair colored to make me feel a little more confident,
结果更显皮肤苍白 所以我去做了美黑 but that just made me look paler, so I-I got a spray tan.
你试过冲澡了吗 Have you tried showering,
看是否能擦洗掉 seeing if you could scrub it off?
试了 I did.
你们需要买新的毛巾 You're gonna need some new towels.
浴室脚垫 And a bathmat.
还有马桶座圈 And a toilet seat.
一小时后我就得去接她 I'm picking her up in an hour.
我该怎么办 What am I gonna do?!
你是不是应该说 Don't you mean what are you gonna
《查理和巧克力工厂》里的橙色小矮人唱的歌
"你要呜巴鲁巴怎么办" "Oompa Loompa doompety do"?
你说你不会嘲笑我的 You said you weren't gonna make any jokes.
抱歉 我不说了 I'm sorry. I'll stop.
我不会停 I won't stop.
只是喷雾美黑 Look, it's only a spray tan.
几天就褪色了 It'll fade in a couple days.
你不如取消约会 再安排时间 Why don't you cancel the date and reschedule?
但我超级期待今晚呢 Oh, but I was really looking forward to tonight.
那就去吧 把实情告诉她 You know what? Then go. Tell her what happened.
-也许她会感动 -如果她不买账 - Maybe she'll be flattered. - And if not,
就顺路去巧克力工厂 看那里是否招工 swing by the chocolate factory and see if they're hiring.
这不是笑话 这是真心的建议 That wasn't a joke. That was a legitimate suggestion.
喂 Hello?
老爸 Hey, Dad.
拉杰什 真是惊喜 居然在我生日时打给我 Rajesh. What a nice surprise, calling me on my birthday.
对 我就是为这事打来的 Yes. That's why I'm calling.
还有什么生日礼物比得上 And-and what better gift to give you than the gift
我满足你的长期愿望去娶一个印度女人呢 of marrying an Indian woman, just like you've always wanted.
我的天 拉杰什 这是天大的好消息 My goodness, Rajesh, this is exciting news.
她是谁 Who is she?
你告诉我啊 You tell me.
什么 What?
我希望你帮我安排一桩婚姻 I want you to arrange a marriage for me.
我实在是厌倦了单身 I'm just so tired of being single,
我终于... 我准备好成家了 and I'm finally just... I'm-I'm ready to settle down.
我不能随便打电话给一个姑娘的爸爸 I can't just call up some girl's dad
让她嫁给你啊 and make her marry you.
现在可不是2015年的世道了 It's-it's not 2015 anymore.
我知道 但我一个人结不了婚 我需要你帮忙 I know that, but I can't do this on my own. I need your help.
那我也需要你的帮助 Well, then, I'm going to need your help, too.
如果我要帮你介绍一个女人 If I'm going to find a woman to set you up with,
你就不能再在网上发你和你的狗 you're going to need to stop Instagramming pictures
穿情侣毛衣的照片 of you and your dog wearing matching sweaters.
行 为了让你看到我的诚意 我同意 Fine, if that's what it takes to show you that I'm serious.
问一下 Uh, quick question.
你是单指照片分享网 还是所有社交网... Do you mean just Instagram, or all my social...?
全部的 All of them!
好 说定了 Okay, deal.
好 那我问你一个问题 All right. Let me ask you a question.
你觉得这个女孩怎么样 What do you think of this woman?
我的天 好漂亮 Oh. Oh, my God, she's beautiful.
这是你要给我介绍的对象吗 Is that who you're going to set me up with?
不 这是我在泡的妞 No! That's who I'm dating.
但也许她有姐姐 But maybe she has an older sister.
所以我们在里面放了我的照片 So we put a little picture of me
还有谢尔顿的照片 and a little picture of Sheldon in it.
放进吊坠里 In-in the locket?
是的 Yes.
之前是在失物招领箱里的吊坠 That was in a lost and found box?
没错 Exactly.
我们把它藏在那里 Where we hid it?
真的 你们送了我们三件超棒的礼物 So really, you gave us three amazing gifts.
你们送了吊坠 精彩冒险 You gave the locket, the adventure
并且让艾米和我发现只要我俩合作 and the realization that Amy and I can do anything
便无所不能 as long as we work together.
我们给你们写了张特别的感谢卡 We wrote you a special thank you note.
这些是文字吗 Are those words?
不是 No.
这是你俩可以一起破译的密码 It's a secret code that you two get to figure out together.
提示 这是以梵文为基础的 Hint, it's based on Sanskrit,
但不是你们以为的那种梵文 but not the Sanskrit you're thinking of.
最精彩的在于 你们不能作弊上网查 And best of all, you can't use the Internet to cheat.
因为我们锁住了你们的无线网 Because we locked you out of your Wi-Fi,
而答案就是新密码 and the answer to this is your new password.
小爷不开心了 I'm no longer happy.
各位 好消息 Hey, guys. Great news.
我要结婚了 I'm getting married.
-什么 -不 - What? - No.
我还没见过她 Well, I-I haven't met her yet,
她叫安努 but her name is Anu.
我父亲说她出身良好家庭 My father says she comes from a good family.
30多岁 She's in her 30s.
她做酒店管理工作 She works in hospitality management.
只要我能挺过六到十次约会 So, as long as I can get through six to ten dates
不暴露我的真面目 without revealing my true self...
我就真能结婚了 ...this is happening.
我知道我们要送什么结婚礼物了 I know just what we're giving them for a wedding gift.
我的天 Oh, my God.
是的 Yeah.
我希望在约会时展现自己最好的一面 I wanted to look my best for our date,
于是我做了一系列悲催的决定 and I made a series of bad decisions...
其中一个悲催决定被我裤子遮住了 ...one of which is hidden by my pants.
你还想和我约会吗 Do you still want to go out with me?
当然 也许我们可以一起去找尼莫 Absolutely. Hey, maybe we can go find Nemo together.
《海底总动员》中的橙色小丑鱼
这个哏不错 That's a good one.
另外63支蜡笔朋友知道你出来了吗 Do your 63 other crayon friends know you're out?
你会取笑我一整晚吗 Are you just gonna make fun of me all night?
-应该吧 -太好了 - Probably. - Great.
想吃什么 中国菜吗 So what are we thinking, Chinese?
好啊 我有点想吃香橙鸡 Yeah, I'm in the mood for orange chicken.