《生活大爆炸》前情提要 Previously on The Big Bang Theory...
事实上 我要跟你俩说说你们论文的事 Actually, I-I need to talk to both of you about your paper.
引文查得怎么样了 Oh, right, how are the citations coming? ‭Um...
我们发现了一篇俄国论文 We came a-across a-a Russian paper
似乎能推翻超不对称性 that seems to disprove super-asymmetry.
时至今日
听我说 谢尔顿与艾米还在为 Okay, Sheldon and Amy are still pretty upset
他们的理论被推翻而难过 about their theory being disproved.
所以我们列出了一系列 So we have made a list of subjects
大家应该避免的话题 for everyone to avoid.
-对称性 -不对称性 - Symmetry. - ‭Asymmetry.
游戏《模拟城市》 Uh, SimCity--
发音跟对称性这词太像 sounds too much like symmetry.
也音似的《辛普森家庭》 《狮子王》里的辛巴 That also applies to The Simpsons, Simba from The Lion King,
还有钹也都不行 and cymbals.
任何俄罗斯与俄罗斯人话题 Russia or Russian in any context.
国家 服饰 甚至俄罗斯轮盘赌 The country, the dressing, the roulette.
也不许聊电影《洛奇4》 Uh, also no talk of Rocky IV.
为什么不能聊 Why Rocky IV?
因为主角的对手是俄罗斯人 Because he fights a Russian.
贱内出丑了 抱歉 I'm sorry about her.
我们应该尽量避免任何会联想到 We should just try and avoid anything that makes them think
他们的研究或者科学 of their project or science
以及诺贝尔奖 还有成功与失败 or Nobel Prizes or successes or failures.
-大家好啊 -你们来啦 - Hi! - Hey, guys.
你们在做什么呢 What are you guys doing?
没什么 Nothing.
没什么 Nothing?
就像我的事业也没什么一样吗 谢谢啊 Like what my career has come to? Thanks a lot.
干得漂亮 Nice going.
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你在做什么 What are you doing?
吃饭 阅读 Eating, reading,
看电视 听广播 watching television, listening to the radio.
不然你觉得我是在干嘛 What does it look like I'm doing?
那是芦笋吗 我以为你讨厌芦笋啊 Is that asparagus? I thought you hate asparagus.
我也曾这么以为 但我也以为超非对称性 I thought so, too, but I also thought super-asymmetry
是个很棒的点子啊 谁知道我还有哪里错了 was a good idea, so what else am I wrong about?
所以现在你要重审此生做过的所有决定吗 Oh, so now you're reevaluating every opinion you've ever had?
没错 我要追随着 Yes. I am following the example
17世纪哲学家勒奈·笛卡尔的脚步 of 17th century philosopher Rene Descartes.
他认为所有知觉感官的知识都可以被怀疑 He subjected all his beliefs to radical doubt
并将此作为形而上学中最基本的出发点 so that he could build a bedrock belief
然后将他的感官认知建立在稳固原则上 and build his cognitive life back up on firm principles.
还是难吃 超难吃 Ugh! Still yucky, still yucky.
谢尔顿 我知道你很为论文难过 Sheldon, I know you're upset about the paper, okay.
我也很难过 I'm upset, too.
我本来好确定我们命中红心了 I mean, I was so sure we were right.
我全身上下每一处都确信 Every fiber of my being felt like this was it.
就是这个理论了 以后我还怎么相信自己直觉 This was the one. How can I trust my instincts anymore?
我们的理论出了错 Well, just because our theory was wrong,
不代表你身边的所有事物都是错的 that doesn't mean you're wrong about everything.
没错吗 我一直觉得我很讨厌爵士 或许我错了呢 Doesn't it? I've always thought I hated jazz, maybe I was wrong.
或许听所有音符大杂烩一般会感觉超棒 Maybe it's great to hear all the notes at once.
我在努力 真的很努力尝试了 I'm trying, I'm really trying!
-你在吃什么 -炸牛排 - What you eating? - Chicken fried steak.
什么 你不可以一大早起来 What? You can't have chicken fried steak
就吃炸牛排当早餐啊 first thing in the morning. ‭
你嫁给我的时候早知道我是个坏男孩了 Hey, you knew I was a bad boy when you married me.
怎么样 想要来品尝这鲜肉吗 Come on, you want a piece of this?
你这块肉还是牛排 You or the steak?
当然是我 我才不分享这牛排 Me. I'm not sharing the steak.
你们在忙吗 Hey, you guys busy?
没 怎么了 No, what's going on?
我很担心谢尔顿 I'm really worried about Sheldon.
我从没看过他这么低落 I've never seen him this down.
你试过给他泡杯茶吗 Have you tried making him a cup of tea?
他重新审视了茶这玩意 He's reevaluated tea.
现在他觉得只不过是热叶子汤罢了 Now he thinks it's nothing but leaf soup.
挺有道理啊 That's a good point.
-有个屁啦 -毫无道理 - No, it's not. - No, it's not.
他在重新审视每件事 He's rethinking everything.
谁知道什么时候就开始审视我了 How long is it gonna be before he gets to me?
这么严重啊 Oh. ‭It's that bad, huh?
好像是的... 我真不知道该怎么办了 I'm afraid so. I just... I don't know what to do.
我有个法宝或许有用 I have something that might help.
这份录像是由世上唯一一位 It's-it's a recording of the only person
谢尔顿会尊重他看法的人所录 whose opinion Sheldon actually respects.
霍金教授吗 Hawking?
他的偶像费曼 Feynman?
不 是他自己 No, himself.
是他小时候给自己录的打气谈话 It's a pep talk he made when he was a kid.
他在多年前交给了我 让我保存好 He gave it to me years ago and told me to save it
在生死存亡之际用 for a real emergency.
什么 你怎么不在谢尔顿之前宣布 What? You didn't break it out
他的房间是主权国家 when he declared his room a sovereign nation
并且对我们发动贸易战时拿出来 and waged a trade war against us?
他国家的主要出口货品是废话 我本来也不想要 His major export is talking. I didn't want that anyway.
那是录像机吗 Is that a VCR?
艾米问我有没有的借 Yeah, Amy asked if we had one she could borrow
我想先确定一下还好不好用 and I just want to make sure it still works.
录像带里是什么 What's on the tape?
不确定 我以前替我妈录了很多《危险边缘》 Not sure. I used to record a lot of Jeopardy! For my mom,
知名游戏节目 游戏形式是先给出"答案"与方向 然后参赛者得猜出"原问题"是什么
但如果我按播放后出现了赤身裸体的人... but if I push play and you see some naked people...
知道题目了 "什么是黄片" Got it. What is porn?
正确题目应该是"经典80年代情色片" Ooh, we were looking for "Vintage '80s erotica,"
但你的答案我也接受 but I'll accept it.
大家好 Hello, everybody.
我是伟大的霍迪尼 I am The Great Howdini.
继续播啊 你看起来好可爱 Put it back on. You look adorable.
只是录的练习带而已 It's just a practice tape
那时候我想加入魔术城堡 from when I was trying to become a member of the Magic Castle.
洛杉矶知名夜店 成员只收魔术师与魔术爱好者
我都不知道你去试镜过 I didn't know you auditioned there.
我当时没有坚持下去 Oh, I never went through with it.
我看了影带觉得自己不够格 I watched the tape and realized I wasn't good enough.
你知道那个把人偶给锯成两半的魔术吧 You know that trick where you saw a mannequin in half?
-不都是锯女郎吗 -幸好当时不是女郎 - Don't you mean a lady? - Thank God it was not a lady.
不然我估计最近才刚出狱 I'd just be getting out of jail.
别这样 你是很棒的魔术师 Come on, you're a good magician.
真的吗 你总说魔术很傻逼 Really? You always called magic dumb.
你可以是一件傻逼事的高手啊 You can be good at something dumb.
-我觉得呢 你可以现在去试镜啊 -不用了 - You know what, you should audition now. - It's fine.
我并没有一定要成为地球表面最强的 I don't need to be a member of the most elite magical society
精英魔术师社团的成员 on the face of the earth.
感觉你还是很有兴趣的啊 Sounds like you still want it.
我也不想有一天我们的孩子看到这录像带 And I don't want our kids to watch this tape one day
然后觉得自己爸爸半途而废 and think their dad is a quitter.
我们不用给孩子们看啊 Oh, we don't have to show it to them.
但我绝对要给孩子们看 Oh, I'm definitely showing it to them.
我回来啦 Hey.
回来啦 Hello.
"还行的旗帜" "Fine with flags"?
是的 旗帜嘛 Yes, flags--
在旗杆上左摇右摆 up there flapping around on poles.
仔细想想 它们算是徽章符号界的钢管舞女了 If you think about it, they're just the strippers of the emblem world.
我觉得我有能让你高兴起来的东西 Well, I got something that I think might cheer you up.
是你小时候给自己录的危机时刻打气录像带 It is the emergency pep talk you made when you were a kid.
这个啊 Oh, that.
我本来想留到《星球大战》电影不再出续集那天 I was saving it for the day they stop making Star Wars movies.
但看现在这势头 估计是没那天了 I don't think that's ever gonna happen.
你有多久没看过这影带了 How long has it been since you've seen it?
从我录下来后我就没看过 Not since the day I recorded it.
当时我刚看完电影《回到未来2》 No, I had just watched Back to the Future II,
当马蒂·麦克弗莱瞥见未来的自己时 where Marty McFly gets a glimpse of his future self
我就开始想 and that got me thinking,
有一天我也许会需要自己的帮助 the day may come where I needed my help,
就像那部电影一样 烂得不帮不行 like they did with that movie. That was not great.
好了 接好了 Okay, all hooked up.
开始吧 Here we go.
看看你小时候多可爱啊 Oh, look how cute you were.
艾米 可爱是自然的 看我现在就知道了 Amy please, of course I was cute. Look how I turned out.
你好 谢尔顿 Hello, Sheldon.
如果你正在播放这录像 If you're watching this,
我猜你一定遇到很糟糕的事 I assume something bad has happened.
倒霉至极又出人意料的事 Something unfortunate and unforeseen.
甚至让你开始怀疑人生 Something that's making you question everything.
瞧我聪明吧 I'm so smart.
现在我要确认一下观看这个录像的是你本人 Now just to make sure it's really you watching this
而不是冒名的骗子 我现在脑子里在想什么 and not an imposter, what am I thinking of?
数到三说出来 On the count of three.
1 2 3 One, two, three.
-机器猴子管家 -机器猴子管家 - Robot monkey butler. - Robot monkey butler.
很好 Okay, good.
我让你俩单独待一会吧 Should I leave you two alone?
不 很有教育意义的 你应该看看 No, this is gonna be inspiring. You should watch.
谢尔顿 不要忘记 Sheldon, never forget,
不管事情看起来有多糟糕 no matter how bad things seem,
你永远都... you can al...
怎么回事 怎么了 不要啊 What? What... No. N...
我爸爸用这盒带子 My dad taped over it
去录他那些白痴高中橄榄球赛了 with one of his stupid high school football games.
我很遗憾 Sorry.
算了 无所谓了 什么都无所谓了 You know, it doesn't matter, nothing matters.
我能帮你做些什么吗 Is there anything I can do?
可以呀 你造一台时光机 Yes. You can build me a time machine
让我穿越回去 劝年幼的我趁早放弃吧 so I can go back and tell my younger self to give up,
因为世上一切都不会遂了他的意 because nothing's gonna work out the way he wants.
我本来是想帮你弄碗上好叶子汤 I was thinking a nice cup of leaf soup.
这是什么呀 What's all this?
你的魔术器材呀 从车库翻出来的 Your magic tricks from the garage.
你的魔杖 你的大礼帽和里面的填充老鼠玩具 Your wands, your top hat with the stuffed mouse inside.
我没有填充老鼠玩具呀 I never had a stuffed mouse.
好 还是别戴这帽子了 Okay, do not wear this hat.
怎么都搬到客厅来了 Why is it all in the living room?
因为我觉得伟大的霍迪尼 Because I think The Great Howdini
应该成为魔术城堡的一员 deserves to be a member of the Magic Castle.
你真好 不过我已不是从前的我了 That's sweet, but I'm not that guy anymore.
我已经长大了 I've outgrown it.
有吗 Have you?
我知道你心里还渴望这些 我可以帮助你 Look, I know you still want this, and I can help you.
我小时候参加的那些选美活动 All those pageants I did as a kid--
我可以教你如何展示自己 I could teach you how to present yourself,
和评委建立互动 给对手下眼药 connect with the judges, sabotage the competition.
等等 不可以暗算别人 Whoa, whoa, no one's sabotaging anybody.
当然不是暗算 Of course not.
穿礼服裙的小女孩摔倒可是常事 Little girls in ball gowns trip, it happens.
相信我 我会像我妈一样 Trust me, I'm gonna be the pageant mom to you
扮演你的选美妈妈 that my mom was to me.
我以为你不喜欢你妈逼你比赛的事呢 I thought you hated your mom for making you do that.
再说这样的浑话 晚饭你就别吃了 More talk like that and you're not getting any dinner.
多神奇呀 回忆蜂拥而来 Amazing how it all comes back.
干嘛 Yes?
-你好 妈妈 -你好 贝弗利 - Hello, Mother. ‭- Hey, Beverly.
你好 莱纳德 你好 佩妮 Hello, Leonard. Hello, Penny.
你们有什么事要来烦我呢 To what do I owe this call?
我需要你专业的建议 I need your professional advice.
我很愿意帮助你 亲爱的 Well, I'd love to help you out, dear,
但我现在非常忙 but I'm very busy at the moment.
也许我们可以约个下周的时间 Perhaps we can schedule a time next week.
是有关谢尔顿的 It's about Sheldon.
那我想 Oh, well, I-I suppose
我可以空出几分钟 I can spare a minute or two.
你刚才不是说你很忙吗 可是... Wh-Why did you just say you're too busy, but...
莱纳德 拜托 不是任何事都围着你转 Leonard, please, not everything is about you.
佩妮 说吧 Penny, go on.
自从他的论文被推翻后 Well, ever since his paper got disproven,
他一直郁郁寡欢 he's been a wreck.
他既悲伤又气愤 He's been sad and... and angry.
整个人像是废掉了 He just seems kind of broken.
听起来他正处于沉痛哀悼中 Well, it sounds like he may be grieving.
真的吗 为了一个理论 Really? Over a theory?
当然 你可以哀悼任何一种情感上的失去 Of course. You can grieve over any emotional loss.
你越在意一件事 The more you care about something,
失去它的伤痛就越明显 the greater the trauma of losing it.
老天 他特别在乎这件事 Oh, boy. He cared about this a lot.
我们能为他做些什么吗 Yeah. What can we do to help him?
哀悼是一种过程 Well, grieving is a process.
每个文化都有自己的仪式和传统 Every culture has its own rituals and traditions
来帮助哀悼 to facilitate mourning.
远古的埃及人会制作木乃伊 The ancient Egyptians had their mummification,
藏族有天葬的传统 the Tibetans had their sky funerals...
我小时候养的狗死了 我妈让我坐下来 And when I was little and my dog died, my mom sat me down
非常温柔地告诉我她希望 and very gently told me that she wished the truck
那辆卡车压死的是我爸 had hit my dad instead.
我那是为了逗你开心 I was trying to lighten the mood.
你的狗不是刚死了吗 Your dog had just died.
霍华德和我一直在排练他的试演 Howard and I have been working really hard on his audition,
所以能让其他人来点评一定很有帮助 so it'll be helpful to get another set of eyes on it.
作为一个看过无数集 Well, as someone who has watched every episode
《美国达人》的观众 of America's Got Talent,
我对于一个美国人是不是达人 I'm getting pretty good at telling
是非常有鉴赏力的 when some American's got talent.
真的 Seriously,
海蒂·克鲁姆 德国超模 《美国达人》评委
海蒂和我90%情况下都意见一致 Heidi and I agree, like, 90% of the time.
好了 All right.
不要害怕 尽管直言不讳 Don't be afraid to be brutally honest.
就像我参加选美时 我妈说过 Like my mom used to say when I was doing pageants,
"泪花只会让你的眼睛更加闪亮" "Tears only make your eyes sparkle brighter."
这句话又残酷又在理 That is both sad and true.
我网上一半的照片都是大哭之后拍的 Half my Instagram is after a good cry.
华仔 你好了吗 Howie, you ready?
好了 Yeah.
有请伟大的霍迪尼出场 I now present The Great Howdini.
♪ 我的魔法 为你绽开 ♪ ♪ I've got magic to do, just for you ♪
Magic to do - Ben Vereen
♪ 见证奇迹 不要眨眼 ♪ ♪ I've got miracle plays to play ♪
♪ 为你演出 暖你心头 ♪ ♪ I've got parts to perform, hearts to warm ♪
♪ 风风雨雨 迎头而上 ♪ ♪ Kings and things to take by storm ♪
♪ 让我们一路洒下 ♪ ♪ As we go along our ♪
♪ 欢乐 ♪ ♪ Way. ♪
你好 我是来自加州阿尔塔迪纳的伟大的霍迪尼 Hello. I'm The Great Howdini from Altadena, California.
我是家中的独子 I have no brothers or sisters
我最喜欢的食物是烤奶酪 and my favorite thing to eat is grilled cheese.
魔术什么时候开始 When does the magic start?
魔法已经开始了 It already started.
你们还好吧 Hi. How are you guys doing?
进步了一点 不管你信不信 A little better, if you can believe it.
谢尔顿 Sheldon?
走开啦 Go away.
老兄 别这样 让我们帮助你吧 Buddy, come on, let us help you.
唯一能帮我的人已经被 The only person who could help me was erased
梅福德高中的群狼队洗掉了 by the Medford High Wolves.
说来好笑 我的高中校队也叫群狼队 Oh, that's funny. My high school was also the wolves.
怎么 不能提这事 好吧 No? Not now? Okay.
这事听起来很奇怪 但是 Look, t-this might seem strange, but, uh,
我们想如果你能正式地和你的论文道别 we thought it might help you get some closure if you had a chance
也许会对你现在的情况有帮助 to properly say good-bye to your paper.
没错 我们可以发表几句感想 Yeah, you know, we could say a few words,
你可以抒发一下它对你的意义 you could talk about what it meant to you
然后我们可以找个地方把它埋了 and-and we could bury it somewhere.
你是说为我们的理论办个葬礼 You mean have a funeral for our theory?
没错 Yeah.
太荒唐了 That's ridiculous.
我本来也这么认为 但我妈说也许会有用 I thought so, too, but my mom thought it might work.
贝弗利觉得会有帮助吗 那应该试试 Beverly thought it would help? We should try it.
你以为办法是我想的时怎么就... Wha-- How come when you thought it was my idea...
莱纳德 拜托 不是任何事都围着你转 Leonard, please, this is not about you.
我们可以把它埋到公园里 I guess we could bury it in the park.
你是指狗狗上大小号 Yeah, where dogs do their business
然后其他狗狗去闻的地方吗 得了吧 and other dogs sniff that business? I don't think so.
你想怎么做呢 谢尔顿 What would you like to do, Sheldon?
只有一种送别仪式适合 The only fitting send-off:
维京葬礼 a Viking funeral.
你是指把它推向湖中心 You mean, like, push it out into a lake
然后用点着火的箭射它吗 and shoot it with a flaming arrow?
这哥们懂行 This guy gets it.
用浴缸和火柴代替行不 How about a bathtub and a match?
用浴缸和点着火的箭行不 How about a bathtub and a flaming arrow?
用浴缸 火柴和一杯冰巧克力饮品行吗 How about a bathtub, a match and an ice-cold Yoo-hoo after?
成交 Sold.
你想说些什么吗 Would you like to say something?
好的 谢谢 Y-Yes, thank you.
我知道这只是个科学理论 I know this is just a scientific theory,
但对我来说 远不止此 but to me, it was more than that.
它用一种美妙的全新方式描述了宇宙 It described the universe in a new and beautiful way.
我希望我们生活在那个宇宙中 I want that to be the universe we live in,
但看样子不可能了 but I guess it's not.
艾米 你想射箭吗 Would you like to shoot the arrow?
挺美的 不是吗 It's kind of beautiful, isn't it?
是很美 Yeah, it is.
火离浴帘越来越近了 It's getting kind of close to the curtain.
在水里呢 没事的 It's in water, it's fine.
-看来我们都提出了错误的理论 -好了 - Looks like we both had theories that were wrong. - Okay...
你病了吗 Are you getting sick?
不是 我鼻子进了亮片 No, I have glitter in my nose.
只有鼻子吗 Just your nose?
那你算幸运的了 Consider yourself lucky.
我打算明天请假不上班 Hey, I'm gonna take tomorrow off
我们就有一整天时间排练了 so we can spend the whole day running the act.
其实 跟你一起排练魔术很快乐 You know what, it has been so much fun working on this with you,
然而... but...
-然而什么 -我不是真正的快乐 ‭- But what? - It hasn't.
我不去参加试镜了 I'm not gonna audition.
我拉扯大的孩子可不会轻言放弃 Hey, I didn't raise a quitter.
我又不是你养大的 You didn't raise me at all.
我明白你很害怕 我们战胜恐惧就行了 Look, I get that you're scared, but we just have to push past that.
我不是害怕 我不喜欢那套魔术 I'm not scared. I don't like the act.
它太浮夸了 It's over-the-top
又奇葩 耍爵士乐手势多过变魔术 and weird and has more jazz hands than magic.
你之前怎么不说呢 Why didn't you say something earlier?
因为你看起来很开心 You seemed like you were so happy,
然后等我想跟你坦白时 and then when I tried to say something,
你又好像准备河东狮吼 you seemed like you were so mad.
这事我又不是主角 Hey, this isn't about me.
我只是希望你能完成梦想 I just wanted you to have your dream,
而且我想一手掌控 and I wanted to control everything
你的造型和表演 这样你的胜利就是我的功劳 about how you looked and acted so that your victory was mine.
你还真诚实 Well, that's honest.
但如果我要做这件事 But if I'm gonna go through with this,
就必须用我自己的方式 I have to do it my own way.
我尊重你 I respect that,
我也很欣慰 是我带领你走到这一步 and I'm glad that I helped lead you to this moment.
别再往自己身上揽功劳了 Stop trying to make this your victory!
你为什么在看这个 Why are you watching that?
我就想看看 I'm just looking to see
还有没有剩下你的打气录像 if there's anything left of your speech.
不重要 我记得自己说过什么 It's not important. I remember everything I said.
然后呢 And?
很鼓舞 只是听到我自己说出来会更有意义 It was good, it just would've meant more coming from me.
好了 都过来 All right, bring it in.
那是你爸吗 Is that your dad?
是的 It is.
我只看过他的照片 I've only seen pictures of him.
我知道我们落后很多 I know we're down, by a lot.
说实话 And if I'm being honest with you,
我们估计是不会赢这场了 we're probably not gonna win this one.
事实上 我们肯定会输 In fact, we're definitely not gonna win this one.
你想我关掉吗 Do you want me to turn it off?
但我们不会放弃 But we're not gonna quit, either.
如果我们真的输了 And if we do lose,
你们也得知道自己不是人生输家 you need to know that doesn't make you losers.
从失败中学到的自我认识和自我价值 You learn as much about who you are and what you're made of
一点不比从胜利中学到的少 from failing as you do from success.
甚至更多 Maybe more.
所以下半场你们可以自怨自艾 So you can spend the next half feeling sorry for yourselves,
也可以让他们尝尝地狱的滋味 or you can get out there and give them hell.
没错 地狱的滋味 Yeah! Let's give them hell!
别说这词 你妈可能会... Oh-- watch your mouth, your mom might...
我记得那场比赛 I remember that game.
他们最后赢了吗 Did they win?
没有 Oh, no.
他们落后非常多 No, they lost so bad, the other team
对手甚至让他们的拉拉队员来射门 let one of their cheerleaders try to kick a field goal.
那番话很激励人心 可惜没起作用 Well, that was a nice speech. Too bad it didn't work.
也许起作用了 Maybe it did.
什么意思 What do you mean?
我一直表现得像是比赛结束了 I've been acting like the game is over,
但其实只打了半场而已 but it's only halftime.
还有很多物理比赛可以打 And there's a lot more physics left to play.
这是你人生第一次用运动作比喻吗 Wow, was that your first ever sports metaphor?
还真是 It was.
而且还是一记全垒打呢 And I think it was a home run.
两个比喻了 That's two.
真有意思 It's interesting.
我一直以为我爸和我的人生路途大不相同 I've always thought that my father's journey and my own were so different,
但他同样面对过失败和挫折 but he also faced failure and setbacks.
也许我们人生互相映射的地方比我想的要多 Maybe our lives mirrored each other more than I thought.
所以从一种角度来看 So, from one viewpoint,
你和你父亲的人生不对称 you and your father's lives are asymmetrical,
但从另一个角度来说 是对称的 but from another vantage point, they're symmetrical.
谢尔顿 Sheldon,
对称和不对称会不会是随观察者不同而变化 what if symmetry and asymmetry are observer-relative?
那意味着那篇俄国论文是对的 That would mean that the Russian paper was right...
但那只是从其中一种角度来看 But only from one perspective.
如果从更多维度的另一角度来看 If we look at it from a deeper view in more dimensions,
我们的理论仍然成立 our theory still stands.
不只是成立 甚至有可能 Not only stands, I-it might be an even bigger idea
比我们原来提出的假设更宏大 than the one we were originally proposing.
去把电脑拿来 我们要修改论文 Go get your laptop. We have a paper to fix.
好的 Okay.
谢谢你 爸爸 Thanks, Dad.
我们会让他们尝尝地狱的滋味 We're gonna give them hell.
大家好 我是伟大的霍迪尼 Hi, I'm The Great Howdini,
很荣幸能来到魔术城堡进行试镜 and it's an honor to be auditioning at the Magic Castle.
我能借一下你的手表吗 先生 Could I borrow your watch, sir?
-好啊 -谢谢 - Sure. - Thank you.
劳力士呢 真高档 等会就还你 Ooh, Rolex, fancy. I'll get it right back to you.
请看 这是一支昂贵的手表 Observe one very expensive watch,
这是一个木锤 one wooden mallet.
我敢砸吗 当然 Do I dare? I do.
如果你的手表没被砸坏 你会感到惊奇吗 Would you be amazed if your watch survived that pounding?
你一定会的 见证奇迹 I think you would-- behold.