外面要冷死人啦 Ooh, it's freezing out here.
那你想要我为两人... "加温"一下吗 Would you like me to... heat things up?
不 我想在冻掉脚趾前先进浴缸里 No, I want to get in the hot tub before I lose a toe.
这好亮啊 Oh. That is bright!
是啊 新来的邻居装的照明灯 Yeah, a new neighbor put in floodlights.
行 要下水了吗 So, shall we?
不要 我才不想在聚光灯下宽衣解带 No. I don't want to take my robe off under a spotlight.
本姑娘的身体只能在烛光下看 This is a candle body.
好哇 邻居们 Howdy, neighbors!
我们还没见过面 我叫安迪 We haven't met yet. I'm Andy.
你好 幸会啊 Oh. Hello. Nice to meet you.
你家新的阳台对我家有点一览无遗啊 You know, your new balcony kind of looks right over our fence.
你们可以考虑一下种点树 我们能看到一切 You might want to put up some trees. We can see everything.
看得到 但不代表非得看 You can, but it's okay if you don't.
能麻烦您把灯关掉吗 So, can you turn your lights off?
抱歉 是运动感应灯 Sorry, they're motion-sensored.
很快就会自己关掉 你们保持不动一会就行 They'll go off in a minute. Just try to stay still.
这事我们该怎么办 What are we gonna do about this?
我觉得我们就等到灯自己关掉 I say we wait until his lights go off,
然后我跟你来一场火辣无动的性爱 and then I make hot, motionless love to you.
别动 上场时间到啦 Don't move. It's go time.
生
活
大
爆
炸
第十二季 第十四集
他家的新阳台能俯瞰我家的按摩浴缸 And his new balcony looks right down on our hot tub,
而我们一点办法都没有 which meant we couldn't do anything.
所以你孩子白吃镇静晕车药啦 So you gave your kids Benadryl for nothing?
我干嘛要跟你分享这些事 你就是个长舌妇 Why do I share with you? You're such a yenta.
我们还没聊完 Are we done talking about
霍华德失败的夫妻关系吗 Howard's failed conjugal relations?
我有个事关诺贝尔奖的危机得解决呢 I have an actual Nobel Prize crisis to deal with.
从你上一次说这事至今 情况有任何变化吗 Has anything changed since the last time you talked about it?
-没有 -有任何你能做的事吗 - No. ‭- Is there anything you can do about it?
-没有 -那就闭嘴 不然就去坐车上等 - No. - ‭Then shut up or go wait in the car!
打扰了 Excuse me.
还记得你们来是要看我的酷炫新激光吗 Remember you all came here to check out my cool new laser?
对哦 那我先上车等了 Oh, right. I'm gonna go wait in the car.
它最赞的地方就是以铕为... The best part is that it's europium-based, so...
然后安迪说如果我们想要隐私 And then Andy said if we want privacy,
我们应该去种点树 we should plant some trees.
我唯一知道的种树方法就是捐一块钱 The only way I know how to do that is to give a dollar
以色列的某处就有人帮我种树 and a tree shows up in Israel.
言归正传 由于是以铕元素为... Okay. Anyway, so because it's europium-based...
我找到的一颗陨石需要人帮忙 Hey. I need some help with a meteorite I found.
我很乐意帮忙 Ah. I'd be happy to.
不是你 我是想找拉杰 Oh, no, I meant Raj.
我很需要一位天体物理学家的帮忙 I really need an astrophysicist.
这跟我一个梦里的场景一模一样 This is exactly like a dream I had.
除了在那梦中 你是盖尔·加朵[美女演员] Except in the dream, you're Gal Gadot.
我这人没什么梦 睡觉中还是现实生活中都没有 I don't really have dreams, when I sleep or in life.
反正呢... Anyway...
我用X光照了这个陨石 感觉上 I X-rayed this meteorite, and it looks like there's
它的内里貌似含有某种有机特质 some sort of organic signature inside of it,
我想请其他人来看看有何想法 but I could really use another opinion.
没问题 我们去看看吧 Well, great. Let's go check it out.
很好 我就留在这里给霍华德展示... Cool. I'm gonna stay here and show Howard...
我也想看 I want to see it!
行吧 感谢你们来这一趟啊 Okay. Well, thanks for stopping by.
管他们的 这个酷爆了 Screw them. That's cool.
我不确定我们是不是该排这条道 Hey, I'm not sure we're in the right line.
-这里是城市分区局吗 -是的 - Is this for the city zoning office? - Yes, it is.
或者是我们这里称呼的"区区" Or, as we call it here, "The zone zone."
我们没有这么称呼 No, we don't.
刚说话的是琳达 That's Linda.
别理她 她年纪到了在某"期"间 Ignore her. She's going through the change.
有何能为两位效劳呢 Now, how can I help you?
我们的邻居加盖了一个阳台 Our neighbor built a balcony
能直接看进我家后院 我们想知道 that looks right into our backyard, and we're trying to see
能不能做任何事来阻止他 if there's anything we can do about it.
那你们真是来对地方了 Well, you have come to the right place.
很多人都是在网上处理这种事情 You know, a lot of people handle this type of thing online,
但我总说没有什么比真人接触更棒的了 but I always say nothing beats the human touch.
你们放心 Oh, but don't worry.
我不会真的要触碰你们 I'm not gonna actually touch you.
我们为这个举办过富含教育意义的研讨会了 We had quite the informative meeting on that.
我们只是想要在后院能有些隐私 We just want a little privacy in our backyard.
你懂的... 要... You know, for...
或许我们就应该在网上弄 Maybe we should've done this online.
别啊 区区是个能安心分享的区 No, no, no, no. The zone zone is a safe zone.
别再说"区区"了 Stop saying "zone zone"!
所以我们有任何能做的事情吗 So, is there anything we can do?
当然啦 你知道他们加盖阳台有没有许可吗 Absolutely. Do you know if they have permits for the balcony?
不知道 我们还希望你能帮我们查呢 Oh, no. We were hoping you could check.
我的确可以 只需要你们填一张表 I certainly can. I just need you to fill out a form,
我们这里有提供亚美尼亚语 中文 and we have them available in Armenian, Chinese,
柬埔寨语 英文 波斯语 韩文 西班牙语 与越南语的表格 Cambodian, English, Farsi, Korean, Spanish and Vietnamese.
很明显我们要一份英文版的 Well, English, obviously.
我们不允许先入为主 Well, we're not allowed to presume.
另一场深刻的研讨会谈过这事 That was a whole other meeting.
我们只需要填那张表就行了吗 So we just fill out the form and that's it?
不 不只 你们得先填好 Oh, no. No, you need to fill it out,
然后得拿去建筑许可局那边 and then you need to bring it down to the Office of Code Compliance.
如果你们的邻居没有许可证 Now, if your neighbors don't have a permit,
你就可以提出正式投诉 但如果他们有许可 you can file an official complaint, but if they do have a permit,
那你就得提出那阳台有 then you have to make the case that the balcony constitutes
妨碍利益 造成产权负担 或侵占土地的证据 a nuisance, an encumbrance or an encroachment,
而且你得决定是哪一种 and you have to decide which,
因为那是三种完全不同的表格 because they are three totally separate forms.
开始感觉这事费力又讨不了好啊 This is starting to seem like more trouble than it's worth.
对啊 就是说啊 I know, right?
-你还好吧 -没事 - You okay? - ‭Yeah.
那就好 因为你刚把这一排《蝙蝠侠》全买了 Great, 'cause you just bought that whole row of Batmans.
抱歉了 我... Sorry, I...
现在你还买了《海王》 好眼光 And now you bought Aquaman. Good choice.
如果你想要感冒药 If you want cold medicine,
斯图尔特有全系列某牌感冒药 Stuart has the entire run of DayQuils,
包含罕见的1996年的错印版本 including the rare "DayQuilt" misprint from 1996.
我能说什么 我是个收藏家 What can I say? I'm a collector.
谢谢 但我没事啦 应该只是过敏 Thanks, but I'm fine. I think it's just allergies.
-大家好啊 -你来啦 - Hi, guys. - ‭Hey. ‭
先说一下 Oh, heads up.
如果《海王》湿湿的 不是特殊营销手段 If that Aquaman feels wet, it's not a gimmick.
是莱纳德打喷嚏在上面了 Leonard sneezed on it.
-你生病了吗 -应该只是过敏 - You sick? - ‭Uh, it's just allergies.
你听我说 Oh. So, check it out.
伯特发现的这个陨石超屌 This meteorite that Bert found is really cool.
我们对它做了光谱分析 它... We did a spectrographic analysis, and there's...
里面绝对大有玄机 there's definitely something going on inside.
那... 如果你们需要 Well, hey, I-if you want,
可以用我的新激光来把它切开啊 we could use my new laser to cut it open.
谢谢好意 但伯特有这台水冷的 Well, thanks, but Bert's got this water-cooled,
金刚石锯 diamond-bladed saw.
行吧 但用我的激光你就能得到更薄的切片 Well, sure, but with my laser, you'd get a thinner slice,
这样的样本质量也更好 which would make for a better sample.
你们不会是想要切开一颗陨石吧 You're not gonna cut open a meteor, are you?
你们没从漫画里学到任何教训吗 Have you not learned anything from comic books?
太空病毒 外星人 Space viruses? Pod people?
我这里卖的全都是血淋淋的警告啊 I sell nothing but warnings.
冷静啊 斯图尔特 C-Calm down, Stuart.
你有点发神经 You're being a little crazy.
他有吗 他发神经吗 Oh, is he? Is he being crazy?
还是他是在场唯一脑子清醒的那一个 Or is he the only one around here who's making any sense?
他们能找到彼此真是太好了 It's nice they found each other.
是啊 话说回来 你想用我的激光吗 Yeah. Uh, so, anyway, you want to use my laser?
抱歉 这算伯特的项目 Eh, sorry. It's kind of Bert's thing,
他想用他的方式 所以... and he wants to do it his way, so...
行 Okay.
没事啦 Yeah, that's cool.
只是觉得不用激光有点蠢 Just seems dumb to not use the laser.
哪能比得上释放太空瘟疫蠢呢 Not as dumb as unleashing a plague on mankind,
但我们懂个什么啊 but, hey, what do we know?
什么都不懂 Literally nothing.
我们今天花了半天时间泡在城市规划局 We spent half the day down at the city planning office,
什么都没解决 and didn't solve a thing.
我们明天还得再回去一趟 Now we have to go back tomorrow.
规划局吗 你们俩真幸福 The planning office? You lucky ducks.
这家伙就让我一起去买冰激凌 Yeah, this one made me go for ice cream
然后聊她一天发生的事 and talk about her day.
剧透警告 她没事 Spoiler alert: it was fine.
哪里没事 我被困在电梯里了 It wasn't fine. I got trapped in an elevator.
我可能漏听了一点细节 I may have missed a few details.
那时我的冰激凌底开始漏了 The bottom of my cone was drippy.
我们得下载那些表格然后全填了 So now we have to download all these forms and fill them out. ‭
我们都听懂了 你们很幸福 别再显摆了 We get it. Your life is great. Stop rubbing it in.
对啊 别晒幸福了 Yeah, quit it.
其中一个表格是编号599B/C的吗 Is one of the forms the 599B/C?
如果是这份 上面有可多错别字了 Because, if so, it has a doozy of a typo.
我不知道 I don't know.
好吧 我也不想剧透什么 All right, well, I don't want to spoil anything,
但你们最好开始练习一下自己的"谦名" but you might want to start practicing your "Siglature."
谢尔顿 如果你喜欢这类东西 Sheldon, if you like this stuff,
-你何不跟我们一起去呢 -或替我们去 - why don't you come and do it with us? - Or instead of us?
你们是真心的吗 Do you mean it?
不不 太晚了 你们不能收回 我答应 No, no, wait, it's too late. You can't take it back. Yes.
艾米 感觉被困电梯里 Well, Amy, looks like the elevator
有可能是你今日的心情巅峰啊 might have been the high point of your day.
拉杰呢 Hey, where's Raj?
他跟伯特在合作项目 Uh, he's working with Bert.
估计他们正在用傻逼金刚石锯 They're probably cutting their stupid meteorite open
切开那颗傻逼陨石 with their stupid diamond saw.
-你没事吧 -没事 只是有点流鼻水 - Are you okay? - ‭Yeah. I'm just a little run-down.
有可能是小伤风吧 It might be a head cold.
洗手液 Purell.
有人还要续洗手液吗 Can I top anybody off?
真的好不爽啊 It's just so frustrating.
我知道用我的激光肯定更有效率 I-I know my laser would be way more efficient.
他们会因为切损浪费很多陨石 They're gonna lose so much meteorite due to kerf loss.
很心疼你朋友不跟你一起玩切 Mm. I'm sorry your friends won't let you play kerf with them.
别说得好像哄小孩 Don't make it sound childish.
那词的意思是灰啦 It's the scientific word for dust.
那为什么不直说"灰"就好了呢 What was wrong with "dust"?
你确定你不是只是嫉妒吗 Are you sure you're not just a little jealous?
才不是呢 我的方法更好 但他们考虑都不考虑 No. It's just, my way is better, but they won't even consider it.
那这样是他们的损失 你先上床睡觉吧 Oh, well, it's their loss. Look, why don't you go to bed.
-我出去给你买点药 -不用 - I'll run out and get you some medicine. ‭- Ah, it's okay.
我在漫画店的时候斯图尔特给我了一点 Stuart gave me some when I was at the comic book store.
不是吧 你从斯图尔特手里拿药吗 Really? You're taking medicine from Stuart?
他难道不是每一颗药都很关键吗 Doesn't he need, like, all of it?
他有很多啦 Mm, he's got plenty.
他的药盒有这么大呢 His pill caddy is, like, this big.
那你先上床躺着吧 All right, well, why don't you go to bed.
我今晚睡沙发 I'll sleep out here on the couch.
别别别 你睡床吧 今晚我睡这里 No, no, no, you take the bed. I'll stay out here.
那更好了 祝美梦 鼻涕虫 Even better. Sweet dreams, snot bag.
看到我说的意思了吗 See what I'm talking about?
是的 Oh, yes.
这是教科书式的标准侵占土地啊 Oh, that is textbook encroachment.
我能肯定是因为我有那教科书 And I know because I have the textbook.
首版呢 First edition.
看看如果你动了会怎么样 Watch what happens when you move.
天啊 你们还真不是瞎扯 Oh, boy, you weren't kidding.
如果那是光 那就是1万流明的万丈光芒 Oh, those are 10,000 lumens if they're a lumen.
常言道 Well, you know what they say:
当生活给你流明光 你就做成流明水 when life give you lumens, make lumen-ade.
这是笑话吗 Was that a joke?
是啊 Yes.
笑点是来自光通量单位"流明"音似"柠檬"吗 Based on the premise that "lumen" sounds like "lemon"?
是的 Yes.
还真好笑 That's hilarious.
你们这区的建筑退缩尺度是多少 Okay, what is the setback on property lines in this neighborhood?
我不知道啊 Oh, I don't know.
你们造这个平台的时候 许可上会有写啊 It must be on the permit from when you built your deck.
我爸爸盖的这个平台 Uh, yeah, my dad built this.
我们没去申请什么许可 We didn't do the whole permit thing.
要发作啦 Here we go.
你的意思是 Are you saying
我正站在一个无许可的平台上 I'm standing on an unpermitted deck?
谢尔顿 都已经盖了好几年了 没事的 It's been here for years, Sheldon. It's fine.
检查员当时来你们家 How did the inspector not flag this
检查浴室装修的时候怎么没提出示警 when he came to check out your bathroom renovation?
你不会是告诉我 我曾经在 Are you telling me that I have showered
未受检查过的浴室里洗过澡吧 in an uninspected bathroom?
你在我们家洗过澡吗 You showered in our house?
你让我抱过你的小孩 你要我怎么办 You made me hold your children. What did you expect me to do?
知人知面不知心啊 You think you know people.
你知道他们的心啊 谢尔顿 You do know them, Sheldon.
但是是真的吗 我们是真的知道人家的心吗 Yeah, but-but do we? Do we really know them?
是啊 Yes!
艾米 他们可是规则破坏者 They're rule breakers, Amy.
你知道我们该怎么对待规则破坏者吗 And you know what we do with rule breakers?
跟自己的伴侣不停地抱怨他们 Complain about them to our spouse
直到伴侣受不了 开车冲向对面的车阵中 until she's ready to drive into oncoming traffic?
你不能穿越双黄线啊 You can't cross a double yellow line.
你以为是电影《人类清除计划》啊 What is this, the Purge?
所以我想你是不打算帮他们了 So, I guess you're not gonna help them?
我要帮他们 Oh, I'm gonna help them--
帮助他们投入守法的怀抱 help them get on the right side of Johnny Law.
你不能去举报他们啊 Oh, you can't turn them in.
市政府会让他们把所有的装修 The city's gonna make them rip out
全部都拆了 然后再重新盖 all the work they've done and do it over.
到时候你跟他们的友谊就毁了 It would be the end of your friendship.
我能有什么选 法律就是法律 What choice do I have? These are the rules.
谢尔顿 我求你了 别这么做 Sheldon, I am begging you. Please, don't do this.
你知道谁才不会为平台申请许可吗 动物 You know who doesn't get permits for their decks? Animals.
动物才没有平台 Animals don't have decks.
是吗 那我送你一个词 海狸 Oh, really? I have one word for you: beavers.
伯特 拉杰 Bert? Raj?
真不敢相信他们要用这个 Can't believe they're gonna cut that
垃圾金刚石锯切 with this punk-ass diamond saw.
要命了 Geez.
在此处排队
你看看 Oh, hey, look.
"谦名" "Siglature."
-下一位 -你好 - Next! - ‭Hello.
你好 欢迎来到区区 Hi! Welcome to the zone zone.
真好笑 Oh, that's funny!
我也有个笑话回敬你 Hey, I also have a joke for you.
流明水 Lumen-ade.
可能我讲得方式不对 Maybe I told it wrong.
有何能为您效劳呢 Well, how can I help you?
如果我知道某些人违反了建筑条例 If I know someone in violation of the building code,
我应该举报他们吗 should I turn them in?
这问题很有意思 Interesting question.
我知道 因为一方面 Yeah, I know. Because, on the one hand,
孔子说过我们对亲近之人的责任 Confucius says we owe a greater responsibility
大于对整个社会的责任 to people we're close with rather than to society at large.
但另一方面 苏格拉底说过 But, on the other hand, Socrates says that
我们必须遵守所有法律 哪怕是不公正的法律 we're obligated to obey all laws, even unjust ones.
此外 如果我们把破坏规则 And then, furthermore, if we're entertaining rules
当作儿戏 about when it's okay to break the rules,
我应该... 那什么时候能到头 I should-- where does it end?
对我来说 5点到头 Well, for me, it ends at 5:00.
我不知道怎么办了 Well, I just-- I don't know what to do.
我只能告诉你建筑条例 All I can tell you is that the building codes
是为了所有人的安全 are there for everyone's safety.
你是说我别无选择必须举报他们 Oh, so you're saying I have no choice but to turn them in.
我没这样说 I did not say that.
但你会这样说吗 But would you?
别忘了你的"区区"笑话我可是有捧场 And remember that I laughed at your "zone zone" Joke.
那根本算不上是笑话 It's not even a joke!
后面的是琳达吗 Oh, is that Linda back there?
是的 Yeah. ‭
她的更年期潮热好些了吗 How are her hot flashes? Any better?
莱纳德 你做什么 Leonard, what are you doing?!
让你们看这是更好的办法 Showing you that this is the better way.
住手 里面的东西很危险 Stop! Whatever's inside there is dangerous!
而且很漂亮 And pretty.
这是什么 What is that?
你还好吗 Are you okay? ‭
我没事 只是觉得有点... Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just feeling a little...
饿 ...hungry.
别吃伯特了 Stop eating Bert!
继续吃伯特 Keep eating Bert!
-莱纳德 -怎么了 - Leonard. Leonard! ‭- What? What?
你做噩梦了 You're having a bad dream.
谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
我梦到吃自己的两个朋友 I was eating my friends.
应该算一个朋友 一个认识的人 Well, one friend and one acquaintance.
伯特也挺好 算是朋友吧 You know what, Bert's okay. Two friends.
让我看看你有没有发烧 Let me see if you're running a fever.
好 Yeah.
烧得很厉害 Oh, yeah, you're burning up.
天啊 你还好吗 Geez! Are you okay?
得看情况 我的眼睛是什么颜色 That depends. What-what color are my eyes?
我不知道 棕色 I don't know, brown?
不 绿色 等等 棕色 No, green. No, wait, brown.
很好 我醒了 Oh, good, I'm awake.
华仔 有人找你 Howie, someone's here to see you.
你好 Hello.
有什么事 Hey. What's going on?
你能过来吗 Can you come over here?
谢尔顿 平台很安全 你可以走上来 Sheldon, the deck is safe. You can walk on it.
害人家小心肝砰砰跳 Oh, that gets the heart going.
有什么事 So, what's up?
我去建筑许可局举报你 I went down to the city Code Compliance Office to turn you in.
开玩笑吗 Are you kidding?
但我没有举报 But I didn't do it.
我填表时发现 I filled out the form and then realized
友谊的不成文规定 that the unwritten rules of friendship
比阿尔塔迪纳市 are more important than the written rules
区划规划部的成文规定重要多了 of the city of Altadena's Zoning and Planning Department.
有必要感动吗 Really? "Aw"?
我相信你会很高兴听到 我在那里时 And you'll be happy to know that, while I was there,
查了你邻居家的阳台 I did look into your neighbor's balcony,
的确侵占到你家的土地 and it is encroaching on your property line.
我想举报你的那股冲动劲儿正无处发泄 I had all this pent-up snitch energy,
所以我狠狠举报了他一番 so I reported him hard.
他们怎么说 What did they say?
他必须拆掉 He's going to have to remove it.
好人胜利了吗 So the good guys win?
我不知道能否称你们为好人 Well, I don't know if I'd call you the good guys.
你们把法律强加在他身上 You're enforcing a law on him
但你们却故意自己不遵守法律 that you're willfully ignoring yourselves.
好吧 Uh, all right, fine.
所以没啥道德感的人胜利了 So the morally compromised guys win.
显然是的 Apparently so.
现在你们谁送我回家 Now, if one of you'd be kind enough to take me home,
我要用我家的厕所 I need to use my bathroom.
我家厕所有什么问题 What's wrong with the one here?
抱歉 我想活下去 I'm sorry, I want to live.
你们有时间吗 Hey. You guys got a second?
莱纳德 我跟你说过了 我们不用你的激光 Leonard, I told you, buddy. We don't need to use your laser.
我们只需要泰瑞·布拉德锯 Yeah, all we need is Terry Brad-saw.
这是我用明星名谐音哏给锯子取的名 That's what I named my saw.
不 我想为昨天的事道歉 No, I-I just wanted to apologize for yesterday.
我想我嫉妒了 I just-- I think I was jealous, you know?
谢尔顿和艾米可能赢得诺贝尔奖 Sheldon and Amy might win a Nobel Prize,
现在你们有这么酷的陨石项目 and now you guys have this cool meteorite project.
-真的 你嫉妒我们 -对 - Really? You're jealous of us? ‭- Yeah.
我甚至做了疯狂的梦 梦里我吃了你们俩 I even had this crazy dream last night where I ate you both.
真的吗 Seriously? ‭
我知道 挺神经病的 I know. I was pretty out of it.
你先吃了谁 Who'd you eat first?
你 Oh. Uh, you.
很好 Nice.
真是太舒服了 This is just delightful.
你觉得他知道是我们把他供出去的吗 Do you think he knows we're the ones that got him in trouble?
-谁在乎 -我在乎 我见过他的老婆 人挺好 - Who cares? ‭- I do. I met his wife. She seems really nice.
抱歉这些嗓音 邻居 Sorry about the noise, neighbor!
没关系 No problem!
你们认识谢尔顿·库珀吗 Hey, you guys know a Sheldon Cooper?!
不 不认识 No, we do not!
是我的错觉吗 还是店里空了几小时 Is it just me or has no one been in the store for hours?
的确安静得很诡异 Yeah, it is weirdly quiet.
街上没人 Nobody's in the street.
真奇怪 Huh. Well, that's strange.
你的想法和我的想法一样吗 You thinking what I'm thinking?
他们切开陨石释放了宇宙瘟疫 They cut that meteorite open and unleashed a space plague?
正是 Exactly.
我把门锁好 Let me just lock up here.
好 我们怎么办 Okay. So what do we do?
如果发生最坏的情况 Uh, well, if this is a worst-case scenario
我们是最后两个大活人 我们就得... and we're the last two people alive, we're gonna,
我们就必须重建文明社会 we're gonna have to rebuild civilization.
你有什么特别技能吗 Do you have any special skills?
我会画画 I can draw.
你呢 How 'bout you?
我会吹单簧管 I can play clarinet.
我都不知道呢 Oh, I didn't know that.
吹了十年 Yeah, ten years. ‭
可能还要依靠我们两个 You know, it, uh, might also be up to us to
重新繁衍地球人 repopulate the Earth.
我没意见 I'm okay with that.
要开始吗 So... shall we?
等等 我先去刷牙 Wait here. I'm gonna brush my teeth.
抱歉 我们打烊了 Sorry, we're closed!
结束营业
我会在网上给你差评 This is going on Yelp!