好的 各位《质子教授》粉丝们 All right, Professor Proton fans,
准备好迎接谢尔顿·库珀博士 get ready to meet Dr. Sheldon Cooper
与艾米·菲拉·福勒博士吧 and Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler,
这对夫妇可是真实的科学家 a pair of real-life scientists
还很有可能赢得诺贝尔奖呢 who may win the Nobel Prize.
那是一个类似儿童选择奖 That's like the Kids' Choice Award,
美国某儿童台所举办 由14岁以下儿童投票 选出的杰出电视电影音乐人 还会被绿油漆灌顶
但是更有科学含量 也没有那么多绿油漆 but with more science and less slime.
你好 感谢贵节目邀请我们 Hi, thanks for having us.
儿童选择奖 Kids' Choice Award?
为什么会有人让儿童选任何东西啊 Why would they let kids choose anything?
儿童基本就是人类的幼虫啊 They're basically human larvae.
他们算是本节目的目标观众群呢 Well, they are kind of our target audience.
你们好啊 孩子们 Greetings, children.
玩具超棒 我没说错吧 Toys, am I right?
他说得对 他就有几百个玩具 He is. He has hundreds of them.
所以你们俩发现了某些 So you two have discovered something
让很多人都十分感兴趣的东西 that a lot of people are really excited about.
的确是 We have.
在你们开始解释之前 Now, before you explain it,
请记得 我们的平均观众年龄只有这么大 keep in mind that our average viewer is this many.
好的 请幻想一下自己看着镜子 Okay, imagine you're looking in a mirror.
镜中的画面看起来与你一模一样 The image you see looks just like you.
这就叫做对称 That's called symmetrical.
现在请幻想你有几十亿个镜子 Now imagine you have a billion mirrors,
每一面镜子都正确反照出了你的一个部分 and each of them reflects one thing about you correctly
但也错误反照出了你的几十亿个部分 and a billion things about you incorrectly.
再幻想一下那些被错误反照的部分 And imagine the set of incorrect things
在一个抽象的N维超空间里漂浮着 are floating in an abstract n-dimensional hyperspace.
现在再幻想一下那些镜子从开始就不存在 Now imagine there was never a mirror to begin with.
那是门铃声吗 Oh, was that a doorbell?
我没听到啊 I didn't hear anything.
又有一声了 Huh, there it is again.
谢尔顿 你去开门吧 Sheldon, why don't you answer it?
但我不知道是谁来了啊 But I don't know who it is.
或许是某个我邀请来给你惊喜的特别来宾 Maybe it's a special guest who I invited just to surprise you.
你去开门查明真相吧 Why don't you open it up and find out.
这是给孩子很不好的示范 This is a terrible message to send to children.
孩子们 永远不能在 Children, you never open the door
不知道门后是谁的情况下给人开门 if you don't know who's on the other side.
你一定要让爸爸或妈妈去开门 You always make your mommy or daddy do it
而你躲到床底下开始想象 while you hide under the bed and try to imagine
你以后成为超级英雄去报杀父母之仇时的名字 what your superhero name will be when you avenge their deaths.
我去开吧 I'll get it.
但你不能叫银影 这名字是我的 But it can't be The Silver Shadow-- that's mine.
你好啊 Hello.
舰长驾到了 舰长驾到了 Captain on the bridge! Captain on the bridge!
你是威廉·夏特纳 You're William Shatner.
曾饰演《星际旅行:初代》及其的七部衍生电影中 进取号星舰舰长詹姆斯·T·柯克的角色
你可以叫我比尔 You can call me Bill.
-我能称你为舰长吗 -不能 - Ooh, can I call you Captain? - ‭No.
-拜托了 -不行 - Please? ‭- No.
求求你 Please?
可以 Sure.
那你能叫我库珀科学官吗 And w-will you call me Science Officer Cooper?
别再闹下去了 This has got to stop.
你知道怎么样让我停下来 I think you know how to make it stop.
握个手吧 库珀科学官 Put her there, Science Officer Cooper.
可怜的夏特纳 Oh, poor Shatner.
还可怜的夏特纳 我现在要吃午饭更可怜 Poor Shatner? I have to eat lunch now.
听我说 谢尔顿觉得挺羞耻的 Look, Sheldon's pretty embarrassed,
所以等一下他来了 我们... so when he gets here, we should...
-疯狂嘲讽他吗 -暴风吐槽 - Make fun of him? - ‭A lot.
两位 你们不觉得这样有点损吗 Guys, don't you think that's a little mean?
-是有点 -我就确定一下我们都想耍贱 - Yeah. - ‭Okay, just so we're all on the same page.
-各位好 -你好啊 - Hello. - Hey.
谢尔顿 你收到威廉·夏特纳的签名 So, Sheldon, did you get William Shatner's autograph,
或是他的干洗账单了吗 or maybe his dry cleaning bill?
好好笑 要吐槽快吐 Very funny, get it all out.
就像你吐在威廉·夏特纳身上那样吗 Like you did on William Shatner?
拉杰 你还有什么要补充的吗 Raj, do you have something to add?
你丢了你自己与你全家人的脸 You brought shame upon yourself and your family.
这不好笑 但这是真的 It's not funny, but it's true.
我承认那次见面没有按我预想中发展 I will admit the meeting did not go the way I wanted.
因为你吐在了无人吐过之处吗 Because you barfed where no man has barfed before?
下一次我再见到他 情况会好很多的 Well, the next time I meet him, it will go better.
下一次 你凭什么觉得人家还会再见你 Next time? What makes you think there's gonna be a next time?
威尔再给了我一次机会 他十分仰慕我 Wil will give me another chance. He thinks the world of me.
我爱你的其中一个原因 Aw. One of the reasons I love you
就是因为你真会信这种话 is you actually believe that.
谢谢 Thank you.
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第十二季 第十六集
威尔·惠顿 威尔·惠顿 Wil Wheaton. Wil Wheaton.
威尔·惠顿 Wil Wheaton.
现在不太方便 谢尔顿 Now's not a good time, Sheldon.
-不方便干嘛 -见你 - For what? ‭- You.
我需要来道歉 I need to apologize.
-接受你的道歉 -威尔快点啊 - Apology accepted. - Wil, come on,
我释放了火球术 I cast fireball,
你得来掷骰决定敏捷调整值 you need to roll your dexterity save.
我马上来 I'll be right there.
你们在玩《龙与地下城》吗 Are you playing Dungeons & Dragons?
-没有 -你能不能快点啊 - No. ‭- Would you hurry up, man,
地图上写着这地下城里到处都是龙 the map says this dungeon's full of dragons.
-真的不是 -你在跟谁玩啊 - Still no. - Who are you playing with?
我的一些朋友 你不认识他们 Ugh... it's just some friends, you don't know them.
惠顿 快回来 Wheaton, get back here.
大地精冲到大门啦 Hobgoblins are at the gate,
而你却在门口买女童子军的饼干 and you're at the door buying Girl Scout Cookies.
-那是威廉·夏... -不是 - Is that William Shat...? - Nope.
你们想不想读一下我写的同人小说 Hey, you guys want to read my fan fiction mash-up,
《了不起的麦瑟尔队长夫人》 "Captain Marvelous Mrs. Maisel"?
-不要 -敬谢不敏 - Nope. - ‭Certainly not.
你们都还不知道内容如何呢 You don't even know what it's about.
是不是关于一个 Is it about a superhero
通过脱口秀实现超能力的超级英雄呀 who finds her voice by doing stand-up?
你这创意可比我写得好多了 That's so much better than what I had.
我笔下只是一个会飞的犹太姑娘 Mine is just a Jewish girl that flies.
我愿意读这故事 I'd read that.
各位 威尔·威顿 Guys, guys, Wil Wheaton
在家里办了秘密《龙与地下城》的名人局呢 hosts a secret celebrity D&D game.
-你怎么知道 -都有谁参加呢 - How do you know? - ‭Who was there?
你怎么浑身湿漉漉的 Why are you damp?
我想从威尔的窗户偷窥来着 I was trying to peek in Wil's window,
结果他打开了花园洒水器喷我 and he turned the sprinklers on.
这就代表那些人一定很出名了 Oh, that means they must be really famous.
我基本确定我听到了威廉·夏特纳的声音 I'm almost positive I heard William Shatner.
我好奇还有哪些人也参加了 I wonder who else is playing.
我想我们可以用图形理论来分析威尔认识谁 I-I bet we can use graph theory to determine who Wil knows
-和谁有可能来玩《龙与地下城》 -没错 - and who is likely to play D&D. - Yes.
他肯定和《星际旅行:下一代》的演员都熟啦... Okay, obviously he's connected to the whole Next Gen cast...
我们今晚接下来就是这内容了吗 So this is the rest of our night, huh?
不 Oh, no,
是我们此生接下来都是这些了 this is the rest of our lives.
乔什·布洛林[灭霸]和每个复联成员都认识 And Josh Brolin gets you to every Avenger.
这篇写哪些名人会玩《龙与地下城》的文章 Kevin Smith's in this article
提到了凯文·史密斯[美国导演] about celebrities who play D&D.
而且他也上过威尔的播客 Oh! A-And he was on Wil's podcast,
所以他们互相认识 so they know each other.
快去他的照片分享网看看 G-Go on his Instagram,
有没有任何线索 see if you can find anything.
他一个小时前发了点东西 Yeah, he-he posted something an hour ago:
话题"游戏夜" "#GameNight."
这看起来很像威尔的家 That looks like Wil's house.
威廉·夏特纳 William Shatner,
凯文·史密斯 还会有谁呢 Kevin Smith-- who else could be there?
你有看到我在他肩膀后看到的东西吗 Do you see what I see over his shoulder?
那是个鬼吗 Is that a ghost?
我看着像斯图尔特 I think it's Stuart.
还真是斯图尔特 他在那里干什么 That is Stuart. What-What's he doing there?
也许是他死在威尔的家里 Maybe he died in Wil's house
在破解自己的谋杀案之前都无法离开 and he can't leave until he solves his own murder.
为什么威尔会邀请斯图尔特而不是我们 Why would Wil invite Stuart and not us?
-我知道答案 -没错 - I know the answer. - ‭Yeah.
我们都知道答案 We all know the answer.
各位好 Hey, guys.
今天回来有点晚啊 You're home late.
是的 Uh, yeah.
我今晚过得可疯狂了 我去了药店 I had a crazy night. I went to the pharmacy.
我喜欢在新款鼻塞药上架时在那等着呢 I like to be there when the new decongestants drop.
少胡扯 我们知道你去了哪里 Cut the crap. We know where you were.
我们知道你干了什么 We know what you were doing.
我跟你们说啦 我去药店狂吸鼻塞药了 Yeah, I just told you. I was at CVS breathing my ass off.
你的确是去狂吸了 Oh, you were breathing, all right.
你吸的是稀薄的名人之气 You were breathing the rarefied air of celebrities.
我不懂你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
那你抖个什么劲 Then why are you trembling?
我不是时刻都发抖吗 I'm always trembling.
我们知道你参加了威尔的《龙与地下城》游戏 We know you were at Wil's D&D game.
我们在照片墙上看到你了 We saw you on Instagram.
我们想知道你是如何被邀请的 We just want to know how you got invited.
我不能说 否则他们下周就不带我玩了 I can't talk about it or they won't invite me back next week.
所以下周还会举办一次对吧 So there's another game next week.
我没想泄露这个 I didn't mean to say that.
-都有谁参加了 -我不能告诉你们 - Who's in it? - I can't tell you!
-我们怎么才能受邀请 -我不知道 - How do we get invited? - I don't know!
他们给野猪人多少生命骰 How many hit dice are they playing the wereboar as having?
12D8 + 24 我是说 我不知道 12D8 + 24-- I mean, I don't know!
斯图尔特 Hey, Stuart.
我不想再玩了 压力太大了 I don't want to play anymore. It's too much pressure.
-怎么了 出什么事了 - 我泄漏了太多东西 - Why, what happened? - I've-I've said too much.
你什么都还没说呢 You haven't said anything.
-不是对你 是对他们 -他们是谁 - Not to you, to them. - Who's them?
现在我泄漏太多了 Ah! Now I have said too much!
你隐藏了你的号码吧 But y-you blocked your number, right?
放松点 Relax,
这又不是我第一次打骚扰电话了 this is not my first creepy phone call.
这就像骑自行车... It's like riding a bike...
缓缓经过一个女孩的家 slowly past a girl's house.
你好 Hello.
威尔 Wil,
我是威廉·夏特纳 Bill Shatner here.
你是霍华德吧 Is this Howard?
当然不是 我是夏特纳 Of course not. It-It's Shatner.
不信你问我的好朋友克里斯托弗·沃肯[演员] If you don't believe me, ask my good friend, Christopher Walken.
你好 比尔和我正在... Hello, Bill and I are just hanging out...
马球酒吧呢 at The Polo Lounge.
夏特纳先生 沃肯先生 这是您二位的马丁尼 Mr. Shatner, Mr. Walken, here are your martinis.
你搞什么呀 What are you doing?
-我在帮你增加可信度 -你毁了我的表演 - I'm filling out the world. - You're ruining it.
不 他没有 No, he's not.
谢了 威尔 Thanks, Wil.
谢尔顿 你为什么要徒步走 骑个马啊 Sheldon, why are you walking everywhere? Just get a horse.
我有匹马 它被火车撞死了 I had a horse. It got hit by a train.
那就再弄一匹呀 Get another one.
我不能就这样把昌西换掉 I can't just replace Chauncey.
我还在哀悼期呢 I'm still in the grieving process.
莱纳德 我下周《龙与地下城》的局有个空位 Hey, Leonard, I have an opening in my D&D game next week,
我想问你有没有兴趣来玩 and I was wondering if you were interested in playing.
当然有啦 谢谢邀请 Well, yes, thank you.
太好了 Okay, great.
有个条件 你不能告诉任何人 Now, here's the thing, you can't tell anyone.
我是认真的 不能告诉霍华德 拉杰 I'm serious, not Howard, not Raj,
尤其是谢尔顿 and certainly not Sheldon.
好的 Okay.
很抱歉让你不得不 I'm really sorry to put you in a position
对你朋友们说谎 where you have to lie to your friends...
到时见 See you there!
你面前有一只巨大的怪物 You come face to face with a massive monster
正朝你张开血盆大口 with a gaping maw
它有满嘴利齿 三条巨腿 触手乱舞 full of teeth, three huge legs, and flailing tentacles.
你会怎么做 What do you do?
各位 看样子我们遇到的是食腐怪 Fellas, it looks like we're facing a, an otyugh.
我打算这样对付它 Here's the plan...
等等 比尔 Hold on there, Bill.
又怎么了 卡里姆 Now what, Kareem?
我们怎么知道它不是新式食腐怪 How do we know it's not a neo-otyugh?
跟我判别枭熊和熊地精 Same way I know the difference
是同一个方法 between an owlbear and a bugbear.
这回答你的问题了吗 Does that answer your question?
没有 No.
只有一个办法能解决这问题 Look, there's one way to settle this:
把怪物分尸 观察它的尸块 we chop it up and look at the pieces.
拜托 你为什么每次都要攻击所有生物 Oh, come on, why do you always got to attack everything?
就不能试试跟它沟通吗 Why can't we just try talking to it?
真不意外 播客主持人选择谈话 Big surprise, Podcast here wants to talk.
你觉得呢 莱纳德 What do you think, Leonard?
我觉得今天是我人生中最幸福的一天 I think this is the greatest day of my entire life.
没事的 兄弟 有一天你会遇到一个妹子 It's all right, buddy, one day you'll meet a girl.
你的讲座进行得怎么样 Hey, how was your lecture?
棒得不得了 Oh, it was so good.
一开始就很棒 I-I-I mean, it-it started great,
然后中间也很棒 and then the, the middle was great,
到结尾时 简直 and then the ending was like...
棒到上天 So great.
莱纳德 如果你又去了派之家餐厅 直说就好 Leonard, if you went to House of Pies again, just say it.
等等 如果你觉得我在说谎 Wait, if you think I'm lying,
你为什么觉得我是去吃派了 why do you think I'm eating pies?
你为什么不怀疑 我是有小三了 Why don't you think I'm... having an affair?
真的没关系啦 下次给我也带一块就好 Listen, I-it's fine, just next time, bring me a slice.
好吧 如果你真心想知道 Okay, well, if you really want to know,
我就告诉你我去哪了 I'll tell you where I was.
我去威尔家玩《龙与地下城》了 其他的不可说 I was at Wil's D&D game, but that's all I can say.
真好玩 现场有名人吗 Oh, fun. Were there famous people there?
抱歉 我不能说 Ah, sorry, I-I-I can't tell you that.
好吧 有啦 Okay, well, yes,
但我不能告诉你有谁 but I-I-I-I can't tell you who.
不对 我能告诉你有夏特纳 Well, no, I-I can tell you Shatner,
但只是因为你已经知道有他了 but that's only because you already knew that one.
-你玩得开心很好啊 -嗯 - Well, I'm glad you had fun. - Yeah.
我真希望能告诉你还有谁在 Ugh, I wish I could tell you who else was there.
但我不能说 我答应过他 I can't, I promised.
不知道这话能不能让你好过些 老娘不在乎 Yeah, if it makes you feel better, I couldn't care less.
没错 That's true,
你不在乎 所以告诉你也无妨 you don't care, so there's no harm in telling you.
你真的不用说没关系 Okay, you really don't have to.
好啦 人家就告诉你啦 All right, I'll tell you. Uh...
有凯文·史密斯 Kevin Smith was there,
还有个个子很高的人 叫卡里姆 and-and, uh, this really tall guy named Kareem.
等等 卡里姆·阿卜杜·贾巴尔吗[篮球巨星] Wait-wait, K-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar?
我不知道 反正是叫卡里姆什么什么贾巴尔 I don't know, it was, uh, Kareem something Jabbar.
你怎么会认识他 How do you know him?
你怎么会不认识他 How do you not know him?
我现在就认识啦 因为他也去了 Well, I know him now 'cause he was there.
实在太酷了 That is so cool.
对了 还有在《真爱如血》里 Oh, a-and that, uh, the guy that played
演狼人的那个演员 the werewolf on-on True Blood,
-他也在 -乔·曼根尼罗吗 - he was there. - Wh-- Joe Manganiello?
-对 -演《魔力麦克》那个吗 - Uh, yeah. ‭- From Magic Mike?
曼根尼罗在该电影里饰演脱衣舞男
那是什么 What's that?
好 等等 Okay, okay,
他是不是 长这样 did he look... like this?
他今晚有穿衣服 不过是他没错 He had his clothes on, but, yeah.
你居然见到乔·曼根尼罗了 I can't believe you met Joe Manganiello.
-他人好不好 -他人超好 - Is he nice? ‭- Oh, he's so nice.
我把骰子滚掉到沙发底下了 I-I-I rolled my dice underneath the couch,
他用一只手就把沙发抬起来了 and he just lifted it up, one hand.
我想也是 Oh, I-I bet he did.
姐妹们 能帮我保守一个秘密吗 Hi. Okay, can you guys keep a secret?
-可以 -当然 - Yeah. ‭- Sure.
很好 因为我保守不了 Good, 'cause I can't.
莱纳德跟《魔力麦克》里 Leonard played Dungeons & Dragons
那个翘屁猛男一起玩《龙与地下城》 with the hot guy from Magic Mike.
-我没看完那部电影 -真的吗 - I never got to see that movie. - Seriously?
真的 霍华德发现 Yeah, Howie made us leave
电影不是讲魔法之后 就让我们走了 as soon as he realized it wasn't about magic.
那部电影我看过一遍或七遍 Well, I have seen that movie one or seven times,
相信我 绝对充满"魔法" and trust me, it is magic.
-是里面哪一个 -这个 - Which guy? ‭- That one.
嘛哩嘛哩哄 Abracadabra.
你们知道什么好玩吗 Hey, you know what was fun?
我们那次玩《龙与地下城》 That time we played Dungeons & Dragons.
确实很好玩 我们应该多玩 That was fun. We should play that more.
抱歉 你们说什么了 Sorry, what now?
你们怎么会来 Hey, what are you guys doing here?
谢尔顿好像落了点东西在这里 Oh, I, uh, think Sheldon might have left something.
你是指除了他的午餐之外的东西吗 Oh, you mean, besides his lunch?
你太搞笑了 威尔 You are so funny, Wil.
我们刚刚还在说你有多幽默 We were just talking about how funny you are.
莱纳德告诉你了 对吧 Yeah, Leonard told you, didn't he?
-是的 -对 - Yeah. - Yup.
喜欢曼根尼罗吗 It's Manganiello?
-是的 -当然 - Uh-huh. - ‭Mm-hmm. ‭
自我感觉良好吗 Feel good about yourselves?
-没 -没 - Nope. ‭- No. ‭
是的 Yeah.
要说没有吗 没有 Oh, we're going with no? No.
大家好 Hey, guys.
你笑个什么劲儿 What are you smiling about?
怎么了 我平常表情就这样 What? This is my regular face.
不 不是的 No, it's not.
你平常的表情是这样的 Y-Your regular face is more like this...
不 重点在眉毛 是这样的 No, no, I-it's-it's more in the eyebrows, like this...
想开玩笑尽管开 Okay, make your jokes.
我心情依然很好 I'm still in a great mood.
慢着 什么 Wait, what?
为什么 Why?
拜托 但是 Oh, come on, but...
好吧 好 O-Okay, fine.
拉杰说得对 重点在眉毛 Huh, Raj was right, it is more in the eyebrows.
什么事 What was that all about?
威尔把我踢出了他的《龙与地下城》游戏局 Wil kicked me out of his D&D game.
你参加了威尔的《龙与地下城》游戏吗 You were in Wil's D&D game?
-和威廉·夏特纳一起 -你居然没告诉我们 - With William Shatner? - And you didn't tell us?
对不起 威尔让我发誓不说出去 I'm sorry, Wil made me promise not to.
我以为我们是朋友 I thought we were friends.
得了 你们也会这样做的 Oh, come on, you guys would do the same thing.
不 我们不会 我在动感单车课上 No, we wouldn't! I told you when I was
碰到斯嘉丽·约翰逊 我就告诉你了 in spin class with Scarlett Johansson.
结果根本不是斯嘉丽·约翰逊 It didn't even turn out to be Scarlett Johansson.
那是她的错 不关我事 Well, that's her fault, not mine!
根本不重要了 It doesn't matter
因为佩妮到处大嘴巴 现在我出局了 because Penny blabbed about it and now I'm out.
所以说空出来一个位置 So there's an open seat.
威尔 威尔·惠顿 Wil! ‭Wil Wheaton!
开门 开门 Open! Open!
不行 不行 不行 No. No. No.
死都不行 Hell no.
我们知道莱纳德出局了 你需要有人补上 Look, we know Leonard is out. You need to fill a seat.
应该是我们中的一个 It should be one of us.
或者再给我一次机会 Or give me another chance.
我觉得我和乔·曼根尼罗真的一拍即合 I think me and Joe Manganiello were really hitting it off.
-乔·曼根尼罗也在吗 -演《魔力麦克》的那个 - Joe Manganiello was there? - From Magic Mike?
你们真是烂人 You guys suck.
同意 你们真烂 我们走 威尔 Agreed. You guys suck. Let's go, Wil.
不 No.
你们所有人都是 All of you.
你们只是利用我 You're just trying to use me
来接近我的名人朋友 to get close to my famous friends.
知道这让我有什么感觉吗 Do you know how that makes me feel?
受宠若惊 Flattered?
被利用 Used.
我本来打算猜这个 I was gonna guess that.
做名人最糟心的一点就是 One of the worst things about being a celebrity
你永远不知道人们是否是因为你而喜欢你 is you never know if people like you for you.
感谢你们让我知道真相了 Well, thanks for letting me know.
你说得对 我们这样真的很烂 You're right, that was really crappy of us.
是啊 我们一时兴奋晕了头 Yeah, I guess we just got caught up in the excitement.
对不起 威尔 我们喜欢的就是你 We're sorry, Wil. We do like you for you.
希望这话能安慰到你 And if it makes you feel any better,
我甚至不觉得你是名人 I don't even really consider you a celebrity.
我们要走吗 还是等着花园洒水器喷水 Should we go or do you want to wait for the sprinklers?
各位 威尔的事我还是有点过意不去 Guys, I-I still feel a little bad about Wil.
我也是 Me, too.
是 我们应该邀请他和我们一起玩 Yeah. We should invite him to come play with us.
叫他带点薯片上来 Ask him to bring some chips
我们的吃完了 because we're all out.
威尔 我是莱纳德 Hey, Wil, this is Leonard.
叫他带妙脆角 Make it Bugles.
算了算了 要椒盐脆饼干棒 No, no, no, no, no, pretzel sticks.
不不 还是妙脆角 No, no, no, Bugles.
我们要玩《龙与地下城》 We're gonna play some D&D
想着也许你想一起玩 and thought you might want to join us.
谢谢你 莱纳德 但是我今晚不能去 Thank you, Leonard, but actually I can't do it tonight.
要不改天吧 Uh, how about another time?
太好了 谢谢 拜拜 Okay, great. Thanks. Bye.
好了 到哪里了 Okay, where were we?
我正准备对食人魔施"可汗的愤怒" I was about to go all Wrath of Khan on the ogres.
够了你 Oh, man, that's it.
再放一块钱到《星际旅行》梗罐子里 比尔 Put another dollar in the Star Trek jar, Bill.
值了 Worth it.
说到把小额钞票塞进某处 Speaking of putting dollars in things...
我喜欢你在《魔力麦克》中的表现 I loved you in Magic Mike.
谢谢 ‭Thanks.
和我换位置 Switch places with me.
我们是在玩抢椅子游戏还是《龙与地下城》 Are we playing musical chairs or Dungeons & Dragons?
对 让那个食人魔尝尝我大刀的厉害 Yeah, let's teach that ogre what my broadsword tastes like.
我欣赏你的武勇 I like your moxie.
我喜欢你的爷爷辈用语 I like your grandpa words.
我和爸爸看了你连赢两年总冠军 My dad and I watched you win back to back championships.
我看到你趁乔不注意时偷闻他的头发 And I watched you sniff Joe's hair when he wasn't looking.
再次感谢邀请我们 Thanks again for inviting us.
别担心 我们不会告诉那几个男生 And don't worry, we won't tell the guys.
不如你去告诉他们 You know what? Why don't you tell the guys.
干脆我们合影一张 现在发给他们 In fact, let's all take a picture and sent it to them right now.
好奇怪 Tha's weird.
是我们活该 We deserve that.