《生活大爆炸》前情提要 Previously on The Big Bang Theory...
我们几个月前才发表的论文 We just published a few months ago.
你们怎么这么快就设计出实验了 How did you have time to design an experiment?
整件事其实是巨大的意外 This whole thing is actually a gigantic accident.
你们当时都没想着超不对称性吗 You weren't even thinking about super-asymmetry?
别说想了 Thinking about it?
我们连那是什么都不知道 We don't even understand it.
你们能相信吗 Uh, can you believe this?
彭伯顿博士和坎贝尔博士出席了很多媒体见面会 Doctors Pemberton and Campbell have been doing
想把超不对称性的荣誉据为己有 a press tour trying to take credit for super-asymmetry.
那又如何 没人会因为他们意外发现了什么 So what? I mean, no one's gonna give them credit
而给予他们肯定 for accidentally discovering something.
是啊 谁记得 Yeah, who remembers the guy
本来想找印度 结果发现了美洲大陆的人呢 who was trying to find India and discovered America instead?
他叫什么来着[哥伦布] What was his name again?
你们休想偷走我们的诺贝尔奖 Now stop trying to steal our Nobel Prize.
你们自己提出自己的理论 You come up with your own idea.
那是不可能的 Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
时至今日
请坐 感谢你们的到来 Have a seat, thanks for being here.
美国知名主持人 风格温和欢乐 有无数女性粉丝
我也很喜欢你们 I feel the same way about you.
真好啊 This is nice.
与所有好朋友们齐聚一堂 一起看《艾伦秀》 All my friends hanging out, watching Ellen.
我都不知道该拿我另外两个愿望怎么办了 It's like, what am I gonna do with my other two wishes?
好个头啦 她的节目 It's not nice. She's having on the scientists
请了想偷走我们诺贝尔奖的人去上 who are trying to steal our Nobel Prize.
不过我应该会挺享受她揭露他们两个 Although I will enjoy watching her expose Pemberton and Campbell
只不过是拾人牙慧的骗子罢了 for the coattail-riding frauds that they are.
是是是 揭露弊案可是艾伦的招牌呢 That is Ellen's brand, gotcha journalism.
你应该看看上周她凶残地 Yeah, you should've seen her take down
拷问演员约翰·卡拉辛斯基 John Krasinski last week.
让他在电视上承认深爱自己老婆 太血淋淋了 Got him to admit he loved his wife. It was brutal.
好啦 我们接下来的来宾 All right, our next guests
是两位物理学家 先别转台 are a couple of physicists-- don't turn the channel.
他们最近在网上制作几支热门视频 They've been doing some viral videos online
让大家知道角逐诺贝尔奖的过程是如何的 about what it's like to be in the running for a Nobel Prize.
请欢迎格雷戈·彭伯顿博士 Please welcome Doctors Greg Pemberton
以及凯文·坎贝尔博士 and Kevin Campbell.
她为什么会想要请物理学家上节目啊 Why does she even want to have scientists on?
什么傻问题 不然还有谁能给 Uh, silly question. Who else will give her audience
她的观众解释自然现象的因果呢 causal explanations of natural phenomena?
亲爱的 我爱你 但用脑嘛 I love you, honey, but think.
所以你们两位发现了 So you guys have discovered
一些挺厉害的宇宙事物 something pretty amazing in the universe.
不用说也知道我懂这些高等物理学 Obviously, I understand, uh, high-level physics
毕竟我是个说单口喜剧的 但... because I'm a comedian, but...
能请你们解释给观众听吗 ...can you explain it to the audience?
我说不准 我都不知道我们自己够不够聪明 Well, I don't know, I'm not sure we're even smart enough
来理解这件事情 to understand it.
你看你看 观众都在笑他 开始出现效果了 Look, look, the audience is laughing at them. It's starting.
谢尔顿 我很不想说出这话 但观众喜欢他们 I hate to say it, Sheldon, but I think the audience likes them.
他们的观点马上会改变 等艾伦问他们 Well, that will all change when Ellen asks them
超不对称性怎么解释了为什么 how super-asymmetry explains the cosmological excess of matter
物质超过了反物质 他们就会手足无措 over anti-matter and they panic,
像莱纳德试图做引体向上时一样 like Leonard trying to do a pull-up.
为什么说我 我做什么了 Hey, what'd I do?
反正一下引体向上都没做成 Not a pull-up.
观众们很喜欢你们的影片 People have been loving your videos,
尤其是你们在上传的那些歌 especially the-the songs that you've been posting.
-谢谢 -谢谢 - Oh, thanks. - Thank you.
这可能有点强人所难 但我还是要问 Uh, this may be pushing it, but I have to ask.
你们愿意现在为我们现场唱一首吗 Would you mind singing one of those for us right now?
-好啦好啦 -来吧 - Oh, why not? - ‭All right.
拜托 艾伦 猎物就在面前 咬开他们颈动脉 Come on, Ellen, they're right there. Go for the jugular.
♪ 我想要物理学家 物理学家 ♪ ♪ Let's get physicist, physicist ♪
改编自80年代知名歌曲《Physical 肉体》[物理]
♪ 我想进入物理学家 ♪ ♪ I want to get physicist ♪
♪ 进入物理学家吧 ♪ ♪ Let's get into physicist ♪
♪ 让我听到你玻色子的声音 ♪ ♪ Let me hear your boson talk ♪
一起来 艾伦 Come on, Ellen.
♪ 让我听到你玻色子的声音 ♪ ♪ Let me hear your boson talk... ♪
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彭伯顿博士 Dr. Pemberton.
坎贝尔博士 Dr. Campbell.
彭伯顿博士和坎贝尔博士 Doctors Pemberton and Campbell.
早安啊 兄弟 Morning, buddy.
我才不是你兄弟 I am not your buddy.
-有问题吗 -我告诉你哪里有问题 - What's wrong? ‭- I'll tell you what's wrong.
你们上电视了 还很讨喜 You went on TV and were charming.
谢了兄弟 我妈也这么说 Thanks, man. That's what my mom said.
要不要先进来坐 W-Why don't you come in
-然后吃一点芭菲 -对啊 - and have some parfait? - Yeah,
我们客房服务叫的 一份要12块呢 we ordered it from room service; it cost, like, 12 bucks.
就是用杯子装的酸奶罢了 It's just yogurt in a glass.
我才不要吃你们的酸奶 I don't want your yogurt.
那你想要什么 Then what do you want?
我想要你们开一场记者会 I want you to hold a press conference
承认瞎猫碰到死耗子 蹭到我们的超不对称性 where you admit that you blindly stumbled into super-asymmetry
这其实是我们的发现 and it was really our discovery.
不了 谢谢 No, thanks.
虽然我们是意外证明了某个东西 You know, just because we proved something by accident
但这并不代表我们没有证明它啊 doesn't mean we didn't prove it.
我当时也没想证明我老婆偷汉子啊 Yeah, I wasn't trying to prove that my wife was cheating on me
结果某个周五回家早了 when I came home early one Friday,
你看我到现在还睡在他家沙发上 but I'm still sleeping on his couch.
我跟你说了 你值得拥有更好的人 I told you, you can do better than her.
谢谢 但心还是好伤 Thanks. It just hurts.
等你赢了诺贝尔奖 她就会意识到 And when you win that Nobel Prize, she's gonna realize
自己是错的 你才不是什么骗子 that she was wrong, you are not a fraud.
她才没错呢 She is not wrong.
真不敢相信你居然站琳达的队 Wow, I can't believe you're siding with Linda.
鄙视你 Shame on you.
看看 他们又上传了新影片 Look at this. They posted another video.
连跟科学沾边都没有 It's not even about science.
他们去坐了名人豪宅游览车 They're on a celebrity bus tour.
那个很有趣呢 我也坐过一次 Those are fun. I-I went on one
看到大明星汤姆·汉克斯跟他的园丁在说话 and saw Tom Hanks talking to his gardener.
他园丁种错了杜鹃花的颜色 他都还是好和善 He's even nice when you plant the wrong color azaleas.
他们俩很会自吹自擂 那又如何 Those guys are good at self-promoting, so what?
又没有人是因为人好而得了诺贝尔奖 No one ever won a Nobel for being nice.
但如果人好可以得奖 Yeah, but if they did,
你知道谁会赢奖吗 do you know who would win one?
你要说汤姆·汉克斯吗 Are you gonna say Tom Hanks?
他捡起了一把铲子 陪园丁一起重新种呢 He picked up a shovel and helped the guy replant.
库珀博士 Dr. Cooper,
找到你了 我想告诉你不用担心 there you are. I just wanted to tell you not to worry
彭伯顿博士和坎贝尔博士的网络造势战 about this Pemberton and Campbell publicity blitz.
那你担心吗 Are you worried?
完全不 Not at all.
一点都不紧张呢 Not even a little bit.
听我说 大众支不支持他们根本无所谓 Look, I-it doesn't matter if they have popular support,
我们有科学界的支持就行了 we're gonna get the scientific community behind us.
对啊 诺贝尔奖重点在于成果 He's right, the Nobel Prize is about the work,
身为科学界的人士 我支持你与艾米 and as your fellow scientists, we support you and Amy.
很棒棒哦 史酷比帮 That's great, Scooby Gang.
美国知名卡通系列《史酷比/叔比狗》中的主角群
大学打算为你跟福勒博士 Now, the university is gonna host
举办一场招待会 a reception for you and Dr. Fowler
我们会尽力邀请学界的杰出人士参加 where we invite as many academic luminaries as we can,
给他们个机会跟你们见面 聊研究成果 uh, give them a chance to meet you, hear about your work.
这是个很棒的主意啊 Uh, that's a great idea.
谁需要被人喜爱呢 Uh, yeah. Who needs to be likable
有诺贝尔获奖者团帮忙角逐才是最强的 when you have Nobel Laureates campaigning for you?
对... 等一下 Oh, yeah-- wait a minute.
你难道不觉得我们讨喜吗 Do you not think we're likable?
你这点很棒 That's what's great about you,
你永远不会不敢问刁钻的问题 you never stop asking the tough questions.
孩子们睡着了吗 Hey. Kids asleep?
没呢 我试着哄他们睡觉几个小时了 Nope. I've been trying to get them down for hours.
貌似哈雷现在怕黑了 Apparently, Halley's afraid of the dark now
但我也不能开夜灯 and I can't turn on the night-light
因为那会害麦克哭 'cause it makes Michael cry.
他为什么不喜欢夜灯 Why doesn't he like the night-light?
你先记下来 等他会说话了我们去问他 Jot that down, we can ask him as soon as he learns to speak.
还能顺便问问鸟是他妈哪里好笑了 We can also find out what's so damn funny about birds.
我去跟她谈谈 I'll go talk to her.
我都不知道她怎么突然就什么东西都怕 I don't know why she's suddenly so afraid of everything.
亲爱的 别忘了 她也是我的种啊 Honey, remember, she's my child, too.
亲爱的 Hey, sweetie,
我听说你怕黑啊 I heard you were afraid of the dark.
我知道还有一个人以前也怕黑呢 I know someone else who was afraid of the dark once.
就是你爸爸 那时候他在太空里 Your daddy, when he was in space.
而且我当时也跟你一样穿着大尿布呢 And just like you, I was wearing a full diaper.
好消息 Hey, good news.
大学邀请了好几个诺贝尔得主来参加招待会 They're inviting several Nobel Laureates to our reception.
太好了 都有谁 Oh, great, like who?
小林诚 Makoto Kobayashi.
2008年诺贝尔物理学奖得主
唉... Da-- ooh.
怎么了 What?
他当年得诺奖时 Well, I may have been less than kind to him
我对他可不算友好 about his Nobel Prize win.
为什么 Why?
我当时妒火中烧 又是个推特新手 I was jealous, angry and new to Twitter.
两者相加的结果非常危险 It was a dangerous combination.
那就划去小林吧 Okay, so scratch Kobayashi.
还有乔治·斯穆特呢 George Smoot's on here.
我们也有一段过节 We have a history.
索尔·珀尔马特 Saul Perlmutter?
2011年诺贝尔物理学得主
那基普·索恩呢 What about Kip Thorne?
他那件事纯属误会 That was a misunderstanding.
我不知道他当时人就在我背后 I didn't know he was right behind me.
所以你和每个可以帮助我们的人都有矛盾 So you've alienated everyone we need to help us?
艾米 如果我预知有一天会需要他们的帮助 Well, Amy, if I had known that someday we'd need them,
我绝对不会去惹毛他们 I would never have insulted them.
你说这话一点用也没有呀 Well, that doesn't make it better.
而且这也不是我的真心话 Well, it's also not true.
真可爱 Oh, that's cute.
是哈雷在托儿所画的吗 Did Halley draw that at preschool?
是我画的 I drew it.
行了 晚安吧 Well, good night.
我本来是想画个宇航员 It's supposed to be an astronaut.
我本来到这个年纪也该自己独立生活了啊 And I'm supposed to be living on my own at this age,
天不遂人愿啊 but here we are.
哈雷怕黑 霍华德讲了个关于他在太空时的 Halley was scared and Howard told her the sweetest story
温馨故事 我想我可以把这个故事 about when he was in space and I thought I could turn it
画成故事书送给她和麦克 into a book for her and Michael.
我是个艺术家 Oh, well, I mean, I am an artist.
如果你愿意的话 我可以帮你画 Uh, I-if you want, I could do the drawings.
真的吗 太好了 Really? That'd be amazing.
这会很有趣的 同时 Yeah, it'd be fun. And a,
也可以从我平时的作品中换个风格 a nice change of pace from what I usually draw.
你平时都画什么呀 What do you usually draw?
行了 晚安吧 Well, good night.
-有人发短信给你吗 -不 - Someone texting you? - ‭Uh, no,
我只是完成了今天的锻炼计划 I just met my exercise goal for the day.
洗个盘子就达标了吧 By doing the dishes?
你有你的目标 我也有我的 Hey, you have your goals, I have mine.
-你们好 -你们俩在干什么呢 - Hello. ‭- What are you two doing?
刚锻炼完 Mm, just finishing a workout.
怎么了 What's up?
你们家有曲奇面团吗 Do you have any cookie dough?
好像有 让我找找看 Uh, I think so. Let me see.
我们有巧克力豆和燕麦葡萄干口味的 Yeah, we've got, uh, chocolate chip and oatmeal raisin.
燕麦葡萄干 Oatmeal raisin?
我至少能指出这种曲奇的两个错误 I know at least two things wrong with that cookie.
这是要送给诺贝尔奖得主的 It's for the Nobel Laureates.
我们需要他们的支持 只可惜 谢尔顿... We need them on our side, but unfortunately, Sheldon...
打住 "只可惜 谢尔顿"这句话已经不言自喻了 No. "Unfortunately, Sheldon..." that's all you got to say.
你需要别人的支持 Well, that's-- so you need these people's support
所以你要给他们送点心吗 and you're sending them baked goods?
他们这么聪明 Yeah, they're pretty smart.
你不觉得他们会发现这是在行贿吗 Don't you think they're gonna realize it's just a bribe?
不 你以为会被看破 可有时候 No, you'd think, but sometimes brilliant people
聪明人的社交技能白痴到令人发指的地步 can be painfully oblivious to social cues.
谢谢你指出这一点 谢尔顿 Thank you for pointing that out, Sheldon.
不用谢 Anytime.
乔治·斯穆特 2006年诺贝尔物理学奖得主
"谢尔顿·库珀" "Sheldon Cooper"? Hmm.
基普·索恩 20017年诺贝尔物理学奖得主
"谢尔顿·库珀" "Sheldon Cooper"?
算了吧 Pass.
弗朗西斯·阿诺德 2018年诺贝尔化学奖得主
"谢尔顿·库珀" "Sheldon Cooper." Aw.
恶心 燕麦葡萄干 Ugh, oatmeal raisin?
呕 Ugh.
是萨尔·波尔马特发来的 Oh, it's from Saul Perlmutter.
他发给我一张图片 He sent me a picture.
让我看看 Ooh, let me see.
他用这些饼干拼出了"谢你" Oh, he arranged the cookies to spell out "Thank you."
谢尔顿 那个艹字头的字不是"谢" Sheldon, that word isn't "Thank."
我有个惊喜给你 Hi. I got you a surprise.
今天这是什么好日子啊 What-- Oh. What's the occasion?
我听到你给哈雷讲的故事 I heard you tell Halley that story the other night,
我觉得太温馨了 and I thought it was so sweet
所以斯图尔特和我把它做成了一本书 that Stuart and I turned it into a book.
《瑟瑟发抖的小宇航员》 The Frightened Little Astronaut?
这画的太像你了 That looks just like you.
看看你身小胆更小的样子 Look how tiny and scared you look.
最棒的地方是 And the best part is,
斯图尔特把它拿给一个出版界的朋友看了 Stuart showed it to a publisher friend of his,
他们很感兴趣 and they're interested in it.
-这太酷了 -才怪 - That is so cool. - ‭Absolutely not.
为什么 Why?
因为我不想让全世界都知道 Because I don't want the whole world to know
我就是那个瑟瑟发抖的小宇航员 I was the frightened little astronaut!
也许你应该改名叫《贱脾气的小宇航员》 Maybe you should've called it The Bitchy Little Astronaut.
你想和我聊聊吗 You want to tell me what's going on?
我的痛苦有那么明显吗 Is my distress that obvious?
谢尔顿 你不要误会 Sheldon, please don't take this the wrong way,
但如果你沉默了哪怕一秒 but when you're quiet even for a second,
肯定哪里出了问题 something's wrong.
你说得对 Well, it's true.
事实上 我觉得艾米好惨 The fact is, I feel really bad for Amy.
我们也都觉得她惨 Well, we all do.
我好奇问下 你是出于什么理由 But just for fun, why do you?
她什么事都没做错 Well, she didn't do anything wrong,
但她却在为我的错误买单 but she's paying for my mistakes.
怎么了 What?
不 我只是被你感动了 No-- I'm just honestly impressed.
你什么时候开始关心别人的感受了 When did you start caring about other people's feelings?
上次艾米被坏掉的圣诞树彩灯电到时 Well, I laughed when Amy got a shock from
我还哈哈大笑 所以应该是在那之后的事吧 the broken Christmas tree lights, so it was after that.
所以他们全都不出席招待会吗 So none of them are coming to the reception?
我想不会了 I don't think so.
他到底说了什么伤人的话 Okay, what did he say that was so insulting?
他也许指出了斯穆特的 Well, he may have suggested there was
四极正常化数据中有一个不好的地方 an inelegance to the quadrupole normalization of Smoot's data.
挖槽 Damn.
有时候我真希望自己能造出一个时光机 See, sometimes I wish I could invent a time machine,
这样我就可以回到过去 so I could go back and prevent myself
阻止自己不要冲动 from acting so rashly.
或者是汲取教训 以后说话之前先过过脑子 Or moving forward, you could think before you speak.
你说得对 I suppose so.
但我看时光机还比较有可能实现 But the time machine thing is probably more likely.
可是我有时候无法意识到 My problem is that I don't always know
我已经太出格了 when I've gone too far.
如果你愿意的话 我可以帮你 Well, uh, if you like, I could try to help you out.
让你知道你已经越界了 You know, and maybe let you know if you're crossing a line.
你是指 约定一个暗号吗 Oh, you mean, like, with a code word? ‭
好呀 闭嘴这个词如何 Sure. How's "Shut up"?
很好 大家经常都叫我闭嘴 That's perfect. People say it to me all the time,
没人会听出来的 no one will suspect.
-你有空吗 -有空 怎么了 - Hey, got a minute? - Sure. What's up?
伯纳黛特说 Uh, Bernadette said
你不喜欢这本书 you weren't crazy about the book.
书很好 No. It's great.
我只是不想让任何人看到 I just don't want anyone to ever see it
阅读或知道这本书的存在 or read it or know it exists.
但这本书说不定会对我有帮助 But this could be really good for me,
你懂吗 终于可以出版我的美术作品 you know? Finally get my artwork published.
而且 这故事真的很可爱啊 And-and come on, it's a, it's a cute story.
你说得轻巧 Oh, easy for you to say.
没人会觉得你是个懦夫 No one's gonna think you're a coward.
你开玩笑吧 前几天 Are you kidding? The other day
漫画书店里一个气球爆炸了 我吓吐了 in the comic book store, a balloon popped and I threw up.
你就不能把我的名字去掉吗 Can't you just take my name off it?
不能 出版商感兴趣的唯一原因就是 No, uh, the only reason the publisher's interested
这书是一个真实的宇航员写的 is 'cause a real astronaut wrote it.
如果我们稍微改动一下呢 Well, look, what if we made a few changes?
当然可以 Uh, sure, yes.
-你有什么想法 -也不是什么大改变 - What-what do you have in mind? - Well, nothing major.
你看看封面 上面写着 But see here on the cover, where it says
"瑟瑟发抖的小" 要是就写 比如说 frightened little, what if... I don't know
就不写这几个字 It didn't say that.
那就只是《宇航员》了 So, it would just be The Astronaut?
你说得对 这样就不吸引人了 Yeah, you're right. That doesn't quite pop.
那就改成...《勇敢的宇航员》 What about... The Brave Astronaut?
看 这个名字就非常不错啊 See, that's got some zip to it!
好吧 Okay.
还有这一页 画着哭泣的我 And here on this page, where I'm crying.
不如改成 我在赤手空拳 What if, instead, I'm... punching a meteor
把一颗流星爆锤到太阳上 into the sun with my bare fists?
所以你有超能力了 So you have superpowers?
你这个主意我喜欢 I like the way you're thinking.
索恩教授 Professor Thorne?
霍夫斯塔德博士 Dr. Hofstadter.
你认识我妻子的 佩妮 Uh, you know my wife, Penny.
-当然 你好 -你好 - Sure. Hi. ‭- Hi.
我们想跟你谈谈库珀博士 Uh, we wanted to talk to you about Dr. Cooper.
在你说不之前 Now, before you say no...
不 No.
那在你说不之后 Well, then, after you say no.
不 No.
听我说 谢尔顿很讨人厌 Okay, look, Sheldon's a pain in the ass.
但福勒博士人很好啊 But Dr. Fowler's really nice.
所以如果你取他俩平均值 数学 So if you average them out-- math...
就得出一个还行的人 ...you got someone who's okay.
但诺贝尔奖比起为人 更注重研究成果 But more than the person, the Nobel is about the work.
你应该比任何人都明白这一点 You should understand that more than anyone.
没错 因为你对引力波的研究 Yes, because of your work on gravitational waves.
你知道我的研究吗 You know my work?
当然 但我说个不停 其他人说不上话了 I do. But I'm-I'm really hogging this conversation.
莱纳德 Leonard?
给他们次机会吧 Just give them a chance.
科学史上有很多难搞的人 Uh, science has a history of difficult people.
比如牛顿对莱布尼茨就很混蛋 Look at, uh, Newton, who was a jerk to Leibniz,
两人曾争夺"微积分之父"名号 彼时牛顿打压势单力薄的莱布尼茨
而莱布尼茨 对所有人都很混蛋 and Leibniz, who was a jerk to everyone.
是啊 而且不用我说你也知道 Yeah, you know, and I don't need to tell you
引力波是时空弯曲中的涟漪 that gravitational waves are disturbances in the curvature of space-time.
又或是... 你居然参与制作了电影《星际穿越》 Or that the-- Hey, you worked on the movie Interstellar?
你觉得怎么样 So what do you think?
我觉得如果你到太空 I think if you were in space
不穿衣服 你就会死翘翘 without a shirt on, you'd die.
不 我有穿衣服 No, I am wearing a shirt.
不过是紧身衣 所以你能看见我的胸肌 It's just skintight, so you can see my pecs.
你何时长的胸肌 When did you get pecs?
昨天 在我叫斯图尔特加上去后就有了 Yesterday, when I made Stuart add them.
华仔 我喜欢另一个故事 Howie, what I liked about the other story
是因为它很真实 was that it was real.
但这个故事完全没发生过在你身上 I mean, nothing in this actually happened to you.
那又怎样 这是给孩子看的 So, it's a children's book.
猫咪也不会真的戴帽子啊 I mean, cats don't wear hats.
《怪物史瑞克》中的剑客猫咪
如果有人给你发绿的鸡蛋 And if someone gives you green eggs,
出自苏斯博士的绘本《绿鸡蛋和火腿》
你只会坐在马桶上狂拉 求上帝跟你做交易 it ends with you on the toilet trying to make a deal with God.
但那个真实的故事很动人 But the real story was so sweet.
小宇航员内心很害怕 The little astronaut was afraid,
但他仍然上了太空 所以他才是勇敢的人 but he still went to space, and that's what made him brave.
但在太空 其他宇航员... But in space, the other astronauts...
取笑他 他不想再重温那种经历了 made fun of him, and that's a thing he doesn't want to relive.
我能理解 I get that.
毕竟得是有大勇气的人 I guess it would just take a really brave man
才会愿意把这样的尴尬故事分享给世人 to put an embarrassing story like that out into the world,
让内心有恐惧的孩子 just so it might help some frightened children
感到自己没那么孤单 not feel so alone.
你真会让人产生罪恶感啊 Wow. That is quite the guilt trip.
你确定你不是犹太人吗 Are you sure you're not Jewish?
我只是个很为自己丈夫骄傲的妻子 I'm just a wife that is so proud of her husband,
而且我不认为他有什么 and doesn't think that he has anything
好感到尴尬的 to be embarrassed about. ‭
你的口气越来越不像犹太人了 You're sounding less and less Jewish.
我们刚听说是你们 Hey, we just heard that you're the ones
说服了这些诺贝尔获奖者出席 who convinced the Nobel Laureates to come.
-谢谢你们 -不客气 - Thank you. - You are welcome.
这是你们应得的 You guys deserve this.
是啊 别站这儿了 Yeah, now get out of here,
去找聪明人聊聊吧 go talk to some smart people.
-等一下 -对了 抱歉 我有时忘记 - Wait a minute. ‭- Yeah, sorry. Sometimes I forget
你也很聪明 因为你太性感了 you're smart because you're so sexy.
-我能理解 -嗯 - I can see that. ‭- Yeah.
库珀博士 福勒博士 Dr. Cooper. Dr. Fowler.
我刚正跟阿诺德教授说你们是在婚礼上 I was just telling Professor Arnold how you came up with
想出超不对称性理论的 super-asymmetry at your wedding.
这故事太棒了 It's a wonderful story.
确实是的 Ha, it really is.
我不会说这是我们婚礼最精彩的部分 I wouldn't say it was the highlight of the wedding,
因为有人叫我别这么说 because I've been told not to
不过具体原因我不太理解 for reasons I don't fully understand.
但他很理解宇宙是如何运转的 Uh, but what he does understand is how the universe works,
那才是重点 and that's what's important.
而不是他说出来的话 Not what comes out of his mouth.
我没参加过很多这一类派对 I haven't been to a lot of parties like this,
不过物理界打群架是什么样子的啊 but what does a physics rumble look like?
有点像愤怒的小鸡 Kind of like angry chickens. ‭
又或是 像布偶打架那样 Or-or-or-or like, uh, when-when puppets fight.
库珀博士 福勒博士 很高兴见到你们 Dr. Cooper, Dr. Fowler, good to see you.
你们怎么会来这里 What are you doing here?
斯穆特教授邀请我们的 Professor Smoot invited us.
我们是脸书好友 阿特 We're Facebook friends. ‭Smooty!
这是我们的招待会 你们快离开 Well, this is our reception, so go away.
其实 艾米 Actually, Amy,
我觉得我们应该让他们留下 I think we should let them stay.
二位玩得开心 Please, enjoy yourselves.
尝尝热狗面包卷[毯子们裹小猪们]吧 Try some pigs in blankets.
没错 复数形式是这样 And yes, that is the plural.
好啊 谢谢 Great. ‭Thanks.
你这是在干吗 What are you doing?
如果他们留下 所有人都会看到 If they stay, everyone will see
他们对于超不对称性的理解 that their grasp on super-asymmetry
顶多算是含糊 is tenuous at best.
这招很机智 Oh. That's clever.
我可不只是很懂事物的复数形式 艾米 Yeah, I don't just know the plurals of things, Amy.
他们来会不会有问题 Is this gonna be a problem?
不会 我们有个计划 Mm? No, no, no. We have a plan.
彭伯顿博士和坎贝尔博士 Uh, Dr. Campbell and Pemberton,
我和福勒博士打了个赌 能否帮我们决断 settle a bet for Dr. Fowler and me?
我们刚才在讨论 在何种情况下 We were just discussing, under what conditions
超不对称性的辐射修正 the radiative corrections to super-asymmetry
能引起阿尔法EM的时间变化 could cause time variation of alpha E.M.?
我认为是位于宇宙学距离的活动星系核 I say active galactic nuclei at cosmological distances
出现百万分之一偏差时 show a part per million deviation.
但库珀博士认为 Dr. Cooper says
最近的类星体观察结果已证明这理论有误 this has been disproven recently with quasar observations.
你们觉得呢 What do you think?
我赞同你的观点 I agree with you.
好回答 Good answer.
如果我们之前没说过 Hey, uh, if we haven't said it before,
我们就想补说句 谢谢 we just want to say... thank you.
对 没有你们 我们不可能证实超不对称性理论 Yeah. We couldn't have proven super-asymmetry without you.
等等 你们都听见了 Wait-wait. You all heard them say it.
他们什么都没干 They didn't do anything.
-谢尔顿 闭嘴 -你真没礼貌 - Sheldon. Shut up. - Yeah-- Well, that's rude.
不 闭嘴 No. Shut up.
原来是暗号 谢谢 Oh, the code word, thank you.
真的很奇怪 几个月前 You know, it's strange. A few months ago,
完全没人注意我们 但忽然之间 nobody paid any attention to us, and now all of a sudden,
我们获得无数的赞誉 we're getting all these accolades.
你们有没有曾经觉得 Yeah, have-have any of you ever felt like
或许自己不配得到这一切 maybe you didn't deserve it?
莱纳德 我有话想说 Leonard, there's something I need to say.
-闭嘴 -好吧 - Shut up. - ‭Okay.
太疯狂了 我们确切证实了超不对称性理论 It's crazy. We conclusively proved super-asymmetry,
然而莫名地 仍觉得自己是冒名顶替者 and yet somehow we, we still feel like imposters.
应该有形容这种情况的词 There should be a term for that.
我的老天 确实有个词能形容 Oh, for crying out loud, there is a term for that!
就叫做"冒名顶替者综合征" It's called "Imposter syndrome"
但你们没得这种病 and you don't have it!
因为如果真是冒名顶替者 就不会得这种病 Because you can't have it if you are imposters,
而你们的确冒名顶替了 and you are!
是我们 We're the ones
发现了超不对称性 who discovered super-asymmetry!
所以如果有谁觉得 So if anyone's gonna feel like
自己得了冒名顶替者综合征 they have imposter syndrome,
那也是我们 因为我们不是冒名顶替者 他们才是 it's us, because we're not imposters! They are!
你们是冒名顶替者 也是骗子 You're imposters and you're frauds!
-我如果发神经病 也是像这样吗 -对 - Is that what I would've sounded like? ‭- Yeah.
要命了 Yikes!
从前 有一个小宇航员 Once upon a time, there was a little astronaut
他坐在火箭里 等着上太空 who's sitting in a rocket, waiting to go to space.
当其他宇航员谈笑风生时 And while all the other astronauts laughed and joked,
他一声不响 因为他有个秘密 he stayed quiet. Because he had a secret.
他很害怕 He was scared.
他还有一个秘密 And another secret, too.
那就是他只是假装害怕 使外星人之王上当 He's only pretending to be scared to trick the Alien King.
华仔 Howie.
好吧 没有外星人 Fine. There was no alien.
倒是有个霸道的妻子 迟点会讲到她 There was a bossy wife, though. We'll get to her later.