聚光灯电影院有7点15分的场 Oh, the... there's a 7:15 at the ArcLight.
可是这样我们没什么时间吃饭啊 Well, that doesn't give us much time to eat.
我们可以看完再吃啊 We can eat afterwards.
我才不要晚上十点后才吃晚饭 I'm not gonna eat at 10:00 at night.
我又不是海明威 Who am I, Hemingway?
你为什么觉得海明威晚上10点吃晚饭 Why do you think Hemingway ate at 10:00?
他在西班牙待过不少时间 那里人吃饭晚 He spent a lot of time in Spain. They eat dinner late.
美国知名作家与记者 代表作《老人与海》 曾被外派去西班牙报导西班牙内战
他也在佛罗里达州待过挺长时间啊 He also spent a lot of time in Florida.
根据我去的经验 当地人4点半就在吃晚饭了 Last time I was there, people were eating dinner at, like, 4:30.
你们知道海明威的猫有6只脚趾吗 You guys know that Hemingway had cats with six toes?
海明威在美国基韦斯特岛的故居周围 还存有大量的6趾猫
是每只脚有6趾还是总共只有6趾 Six toes per foot or six toes total?
好了 Okay.
正式确定了 我们看不到最新的《复仇者联盟》 It's official. We're never going to see the Avengers.
你们别闹了 赶紧做个决定吧 Guys, just come on. Make a decision.
我不介意看完再吃 I-I'm good with eating after.
-我现在就有点饿了 -我也是 - Mm, I'm kind of hungry now. - Yeah, me, too.
-那我们就看之前吃 -好 - Then we'll eat before. - Okay.
我们可以看9点的3D场或者2D的9点半场 So, then, we can see the 3-D at 9:00 or the 2-D at 9:30.
3D的 如果要看到雷神索尔 3-D. If I'm gonna see Thor,
我想要有一伸舌头就能舔到他腹肌的感觉 I want to feel like I could lick those abs.
其实3D会让我看得有点想吐 Actually, 3-D kind of makes me queasy.
可是我们必须得看3D的啊 No, but we have to see it in 3-D.
上半部我们看了3D版 而2D版的下半部 We saw part one in 3-D, and the 2-D part two
可不能当做是3D版的下半部 is not the part two of the 3-D part one.
他一句话辩倒你啦 莱纳德 He's got you there, Leonard.
也可能没辩倒 我反正已经不在乎了 Or he doesn't. I don't really care anymore.
好好好 那我们就去看3D场 Okay, then, we'll go see it in 3-D.
亲爱的 要是会让你难受 你就不该做啊 No. Sweetie, you shouldn't do things that make you feel bad.
我不也在做这事吗 Well, I'm doing this.
他当然会做啦 And of course he is.
他就是标准的满意即可性格 He is a textbook satisficer.
根本就没有这个词 That's not even a word.
真的有 Uh, yes, it is.
根据诺贝尔经济学奖得主赫伯特·西蒙所说 According to Nobel Prize-winning economist Herbert Simon,
满意即可是一种决策方法 satisficing is a decision-making strategy
是指一个人愿意接受任何过得去的选择 whereby a person accepts whatever available option is satisfactory
而不愿努力去寻求 rather than seeking out a course of action
能让自己最满意的最优化方式 that would make him happiest,
比如我跟你们解释"满意即可"就是自己最爽的方式 as I just did when I explained what satisficing was.
他说得对 He's right.
没人想听这个 No one wanted to hear that.
他知道会有这下场 还是愿意跳你这坑 He knew it, yet he plowed ahead.
我只是在试着找到一个大家都开心的方案 I'm just trying to find a plan that makes everyone happy
但你自己不会开心 Except you.
对啊 莱纳德 什么会让你开心 Yeah, Leonard. What would make you happy?
我愿意为你再说一遍满意即可 I could tell you about satisficing again.
如果真的想让我心满意足 You know, what would make me happy
那就请大家别再废话 is if we just stop talking about this
就看你们想看的电影 and see whatever movie you guys want to see
选你们想要的时间就行 whenever you want to see it.
行 这次听你安排 下次得让我们选啊 Okay. But next time, we get to pick.
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你头疼怎么样了 How's your headache?
好点了 吐完真的感觉舒服些 It's better. The throwing up really helped.
你错过结尾真是太遗憾了 I'm so sorry you missed the end of the movie.
没事啦 Oh, it's okay.
大家回程车上聊了一整路 Everyone talked about it so much on the ride home,
我感觉我也在现场看到了 I feel like I saw it.
凭良心说 你也说了这么多你在卫生间的事 Well, to be fair, you talked about the bathroom so much,
我们也感觉在现场看到了 we felt like we saw that, too.
如果我们不坐那么前排 或许我会好些 I think I would've been okay if we weren't sitting so close.
那我们为什么要坐那么前排 Well, then, why did we sit so close?
谢尔顿说"这座位大家没意见吧" Sheldon said, "Are these seats good for everyone?"
你要我说什么啊 不怕死地说不吗 What was I supposed to do, say no, like a maniac?
亲爱的 你得为自己站出来说话啊 Sweetie, you have got to stand up for yourself.
或许谢尔顿说的是对的 You know, maybe Sheldon's right.
可能你就是他说的那种人 Maybe you are that word he said.
满意即可人格吗 Satisficer?
对 就是这个 Yeah, that! That's the one.
天啊 从你嘴里说出来感觉这词假了好多 Boy, sounds way more made-up when you say it.
来嘛 你说说你上一次 I mean, come on, when was the last time
做一件完全自私且没有 you did something totally selfish without worrying
考虑其他人的想法是在什么时候 about what anyone else wanted?
根据我妈所说 According to my mother,
我出生的时候拖了很长时间才生下来 I took my sweet time being born.
这点怎么自私了 How is that selfish?
她貌似有在餐厅订位吃晚饭 Apparently, she had dinner reservations.
而这里是望远镜房 And this is the telescope room
我在这里度过无数个夜晚 where I spend a lot of my evenings.
望远镜在哪 Where's the telescope?
夏威夷 Hawaii.
很酷啊 That's cool.
是啊 所以嘛... Yeah, so, you know...
你好 欢迎[夏威夷语] aloha.
这是什么味道啊 What's that smell?
每个人都有一套理论 Uh, everyone has their own theory.
泰博博士觉得是霉味 Dr. Tibourgh thinks it's mold.
而我觉得是泰博博士的臭味 I think it's Dr. Tibourgh.
所以我面前的是什么 So, what am I looking at?
这是凯克望远镜发送过来的即时资料 Ah, this is live information from the Keck telescope.
其实挺有意思的 It's pretty interesting.
我最近观测到一些光学闪光 So, I recently observed some optical flashes.
可能是光线从自然物体反射过来 It could be light bouncing off a natural object,
但自然物体通常反射力较弱 but those tend to be less reflective,
所以很有可能是外星造物存在的证据 so could be evidence of something alien-made.
一下子开始有趣了起来呢 Oh, this suddenly got exciting.
你说"有趣"的时候 Oh. When you say "exciting,"
是"回我家再办事"的有趣程度 do you mean "Go back to my place" exciting
还是"小声点在这就把事办了"的程度 or "Hold our breath and do it here"?
谢谢[夏威夷语] Mahalo.
我问了会后悔吗 Do I want to ask?
等我到了楼上 Oh, w... when I go upstairs,
佩妮就会要我选择我们今晚做什么 Penny's gonna make me choose what we're gonna do tonight
而且不准考虑她的感觉与想法 without taking her feelings into consideration,
我不知道自己做不做得到 and I-I don't know if I'm up for it.
真"可怜"啊 等我一到楼上 Poor baby. When I go upstairs,
谢尔顿要用整整25分钟 Sheldon's gonna give me a 25-minute lecture
来告诉我如果浩克是金属做的会怎样 about what Hulk would be like if he were made of metal.
这是他的一个系列讲座 Part of his ongoing series,
《如果浩克是其他材质做的会怎样》 "What If Hulk Were Made of Other Things?"
我这人从来就喜欢讨好别人 I-I've always been a people pleaser.
有那么糟糕吗 我不也走到现在了吗 Is that so bad? It's gotten me this far.
走到哪 走个4层楼吗 What, almost up four flights of stairs?
好吧 如果我到楼上 Okay, if I go in there
选择一件我和她都想做的事 and pick something I want to do that she also wants to do,
她一定会以为我是故意让她高兴 she's gonna think I'm just picking it to make her happy.
所以我觉得 So I feel like
我必须得选一件她不想做的事 I have to pick something I know she doesn't want to do
不然她会失望 or she's gonna be disappointed.
对不对 你觉得呢 Right? What do you think?
我觉得我袋子里的冰激凌 Think I've got ice cream in this bag
恐怕是开始化了 that's starting to melt.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我头都要想爆了 It's exhausting being in my head.
听着 从前你喜欢佩妮的时候 Look, when you wanted Penny, you didn't care
完全不顾周围所有人的想法 what anybody else thought or wanted,
包括佩妮本人的想法 including Penny.
这倒是真的 That's true.
没错 没错 爷想要什么 Yeah, yeah, there was something I wanted,
爷就大胆去追 还追到手了 I went after it and I got it.
如今你为了躲她藏在楼道里 一切如你所愿 Now you're hiding from it on the stairs, so it all worked out.
我想到今晚要做什么了 I thought about what I want to do tonight,
我可完全不会顾及你的感受哦 and I didn't take your feelings into consideration at all.
太好了 Great.
我要和你滚床单 I want to have sex.
和老婆滚床单 Wow, sex with your wife.
你可真是挥出全垒打呢 霍夫斯塔德 You're really swinging for the fences there, Hofstadter.
算了 我们不一定要做的 Yeah, we don't have to.
别呀 No!
我喜欢这个主意 来吧 I like it. Let's go.
好 好呀 Oh, o-okay.
滚完之后 我们还要看《星际旅行:发现号》 And then after that, we're gonna watch Startrek discovery.
好 提前预警 我可能大部分时间都在玩手机 All right. Well, just a warning, I might be on my phone for most of it.
没问题 That's fine.
等等 你是说看《星际旅行》时还是... Wait, you mean just the Star Trek...
老实说 我根本不在乎 Actually, I don't care.
女神卡卡 非常抱歉 And, with apologies to Lady Gaga,
这才是一个明星的诞生 that's how a star is born.
女神卡卡主演电影《一个明星的诞生》
我就跟你说他会提到女神卡卡 Told you he was gonna mention Lady Gaga.
至少他没提看那部电影时 At least he didn't talk about how much he cried
痛哭了多少次 during that movie.
不过如果你没看过那部电影 强烈推荐呀 Although, if you haven't seen that movie, you should.
我痛哭了好多次呢 I cried so much.
今天就讲到这里 Well, that's the lecture for today.
下面请大家尽情提问吧 Uh, let's open it up for questions.
就是你了 先生 Oh, you! Sir, yes.
你有问题吗 You have a question?
有 事实上 我的问题分为两部分 Yeah. Actually, I have a two-part question.
你确定吗 我觉得你应该只有一个部分吧 Are you sure? I get the sense it's only one part.
不 不 是两部分 No, no, it's two.
第一部分 Part one,
你刚才提到的那颗新星 the new star you were talking about--
它的光要多少年才能到达地球 how long did it take that light to reach Earth?
第二部分 And part two:
你是不是安插了你朋友假扮观众来提问呢 is it true you plant your friends in the audience to ask questions?
46000年 46,000 years.
还有 我没有安插朋友 And no, I don't plant my friends,
因为现在看来 我根本没有朋友 because apparently, I don't have any.
还有问题吗 Uh, any other questions?
-好的 这位女士 -你好 - Uh, yes. You, miss. - Hi.
我阅读了你关于镜面反射的论文 写得太好了 I read your paper on specular reflections. It was great.
-非常感谢 -你的结论中提到 - Oh, thank you so much. - In your conclusion,
你无法排除闪光可能是 you said you couldn't rule out that light flashes
外星文明的证据 could be evidence of alien civilization.
所以你认为那是外星人吗 So does that mean you think it's aliens?
我只是想说明世上有很多未解之谜 I was just illustrating that there are many unknowns,
作为科学家 我们不能预先排除各种可能性 and as scientists, we can't preemptively rule out possibilities.
所以你认为那是外星人 So you think it's aliens.
事实上 不 那是... A-Actually, no, that's...
关于你发现的外星人 我也有个问题 I have a question about the aliens you found.
我没有那么说 霍华德 That's not what I said, Howard.
等等 Hold on a second.
你们两个难道互相认识吗 Do you two know each other?
对了 Yeah.
我的妹妹曾经... My sister was--
用她的话来说 被外星人劫持了 a-and this is her term-- abducted.
你觉得这会是同一群外星人吗 Do you think those could be the same aliens...
好了 还有其他问题吗 Okay, any other questions?
和外星人无关的 Not about aliens?
怎么了 What?
你还需要我问你给我的那个问题吗 Do you still want me to ask the one you gave me?
因为我觉得最佳时机已经过去了 'Cause it kind of feels like we're past that.
莱纳德 我不想吓到你 Ooh, Leonard, I don't mean to alarm you,
不过这中国菜闻起来怎么怪怪的 but the Chinese food smells funny.
因为这里面装的是烧烤 That's because it's barbecue.
可今晚是中餐之夜啊 But it's Chinese food night.
我自己改了 是你让我 Um, I picked it. You're the one who told me
不要再对别人百依百顺的 to stop being such a satisficer all the time.
什么 我才没有 What? I did not.
我只是指出你是个百依百顺的人 I just pointed out that you were one.
那是我最欣赏你的一点 It's what I like best about you.
对了 还有你在我午餐里留下的贴心小纸条 Well, that and those little notes you leave in my lunch.
纸条是我留的 I leave those!
这可真让人失望 Well, that's disappointing.
我早就知道你"稀罕"我了 I already know that you heart me.
现在我不知道莱纳德是否"稀罕"我了 Now I don't know if Leonard does.
反正今晚我们就吃这个 Well, this is what we're having for dinner.
你爱吃不吃 我不在乎 You can eat it or not. I don't care.
我想"稀不稀罕"这个问题已经解决了 I guess that answers the heart question.
没关系 我们就吃烧烤吧 I-It's fine. We'll have barbecue.
当然啦 我这人就是能屈能伸 Oh, of course. I'm nothing if not flexible.
我敢肯定 I'm sure that at some point
在华夏文明3000年历史中的某个时间点 in the 3,000-year history of the Chinese empire,
一个骑兵穿越 a cavalryman crossing
戈壁沙漠 饥寒交迫 不得不杀了自己的马 the Gobi Desert was forced by hunger to eat his own horse
用篝火烤熟吃掉 and roast it over a campfire,
中式烤肉从此诞生 开饭吧 hence, Chinese barbecue. Let's eat.
真抱歉 我今天没看新闻 Gee, I'm sorry, I didn't watch the news today.
是不是全世界都发疯啦 Has the whole world gone mad?
这里是我家 It's my house.
我受够了别人告诉我必需坐在哪 I'm tired of being told where I can and can't sit.
你干的好事 You did this.
艾米 拿上你的烤肉 我们要愤然离开 Amy, grab your meat. We're leaving in a huff.
抱歉 如果我现在不走 就不叫愤然了 I'm sorry, if I don't go now, it's not a huff.
你别多想 Don't take this the wrong way,
但刚才那感觉比上床还令我兴奋 but that was even more exciting than the sex.
你也别多想 但确实比上床还爽 Don't take this the wrong way, but yes, it was.
莱纳德 你这是要去哪 Leonard, where are you going?
去上班 Well, to work.
试试走另一条路 Just trying out a different route.
好吧 Okay.
如果我们越过县边界 这就成绑架了 If we cross the county line, it's technically kidnapping.
如果你不赞同我开车的方式 很可惜 Well, if you don't approve of my driving, too bad.
这是全新的我 赶快习惯吧 This is the new me. Get used to it.
行吧 那这就是全新的我 Fine. Then this is the new me,
而他觉得全新的你好烦人 and he finds the new you tiresome.
这跟从前的你有什么不同 How is that different than the old you?
全新的我会做出会心的眨眼 The new me gives knowing winks.
这么多年来 Well, all these years,
我都不敢说出自己真正想要的 I-I was afraid to say what I wanted.
就算在工作上 You know, even at work,
我也有想完成的目标 you know, there's things I want to accomplish,
但我不想惹毛或踩到他人的界线[脚趾] but I didn't want to ruffle any feathers or step on any toes.
羽毛和脚趾 你想完成的新目标 Feathers and toes? Is the new thing you're trying
难道是在舞池和一只鸡共舞吗 to accomplish ballroom dancing with a chicken?
瞧啊 全新的我真是爆笑哏王 Look at that-- the new me is hilarious.
我一直想当等离子体物理研究的 Always wanted to be the principal investigator
首席研究员 on a plasma physics study.
瞧啊 全新的你也很搞笑 Hey, look at that-- the new you's funny, too.
我是认真的 I'm serious. You know...
我要写一份项目建议书 I'm gonna put together a proposal
告诉塞伯特校长这就是我想做的 and tell President Siebert this is what I want to do.
如果他不批准 If he doesn't let me,
还有大把大学愿意让我研究这个项目 there's plenty of other universities that will.
当然有啦 Sure there are.
你当然不希望我这么做了 Of course you don't want me to do that,
因为你就喜欢你功成名就 而我无所作为 because you like it when you're successful and I'm not.
不 你搞混了因果关系和... No, you're confusing causation and...
"欢迎来到阿罕布拉" 这是什么鬼地方啊 "Welcome to Alhambra." Where the heck are we?
现在我成了大家的笑柄 Now I'm some sort of big joke.
连外星人阴谋论博客也报道我 I'm even on some alien conspiracy blog.
看到没 "加州理工天文物理学家 See? "Caltech astrophysicist
找到外星生命存在的证据" finds proof of alien life"
你这张照片真不上镜 Wow, that is not a great picture of you.
这不是重点好吗 That's not the point.
库萨帕里博士 Dr. Koothrappali.
-真意外 你居然在这里 -为什么 - I'm surprised to see you in here. - Why is that?
因为真相... Because the truth...
就在外面 is out there!
美剧《X档案》经典片头语 该剧常讨论外星生命和政府阴谋论
你看 我说的就是这个 You see? That's what I'm talking about.
今天一整天都有人对我玩这种哏 People have been doing that to me all day.
淡定啦 他们只是开开玩笑 Relax. They're just having fun.
不是吧 Oh, come on!
我就说了很好笑嘛 See? It's fun.
这番景象似曾相识 Wow. Deja vu.
艾米 你是神经系统学家 Amy, you're a neuroscientist--
你知道关于"既视感"的最新研究表明 you know the latest research into deja vu suggests
那只不过是大脑的额叶 it's nothing but the frontal regions of the brain
试图纠正错误的记忆罢了 attempting to correct an inaccurate memory.
你告诉我我早已知道的事 You telling me stuff I already know
这场景绝对似曾相识 is definitely deja vu.
不如说些我不知道的事吧 How about telling me something I don't know,
比如你为什么坐在楼梯上 like why you're sitting on the stairs.
我如何分辨我做一件事是出于高尚的原因 How can I tell if I'm doing something for a noble reason
还是自私的原因 or a selfish reason?
试试在脑海里说出那件事 Try saying the thing in your head
看你能否在后面加上"点醒这些傻子" and see if you can add the words, "that'll show 'em."
莱纳德准备申请一个项目 Leonard's about to demand a job
我觉得学校不会批准 that I don't think the university will give him.
我担心他这是犯了一个大错误 I'm worried he's making a giant mistake.
但或许我这么想 But maybe I only think that
只是因为我内心深处不希望他成功 because deep down I don't want him to succeed.
你担心自己这么做的动机 The fact that you're worried about your motivation
恰恰证明你是真心关心你的朋友 supports the idea that you genuinely care for your friend.
我是关心他 I do.
谢谢你 艾米 Thank you, Amy.
知道吗 You know what?
等我跟莱纳德谈完后 After I've talked to Leonard,
额外奖励你一场关于海绵浩克的讲座 you've earned yourself a bonus lecture on Sponge Hulk.
点醒我这傻子 That'll show me.
我花了一整天写好这份计划书 So, I spent the whole day putting together this proposal,
明天我就告诉塞伯特校长 and tomorrow I'm gonna tell President Siebert
这是我想做的 that this is what I want to do.
这个... Oh. Well, this...
看起来好棒 looks great.
-你都没打开看 -不 - You didn't even open it. - ‭Well, no,
这份计划书 it's got a nice, you know,
有着沉甸甸的科学重量 我... science-y heft to it. I...
真心为你骄傲 亲爱的 Really proud of you, sweetie.
莱纳德 Leonard?
我一直在纠结 I have been agonizing
要不要跟你说这些话 over whether or not to say something to you.
我帮你决定 别说 Aw. Let me help. Don't.
我必须说 I have to.
我觉得你不该要求负责 I don't think that you should demand to be in charge
一个等离子体项目 of a plasma project.
好意外哦 Well, big surprise.
你无法忍受我可能会成功 You can't stand the idea of me succeeding.
不 我承认 No. I'll be honest.
我得花点时间才能适应独断自信的全新莱纳德 New assertive Leonard is going to take some getting used to.
但当初穿工装裤的莱纳德我后来也慢慢接受啦 But so did cargo pants Leonard, hmm?
说真的 我怀念那个莱纳德 Who, for the record, I miss.
他身上总带着口香糖 He always had gum.
谢尔顿 如果这是他想要的 他就该提出来 Sheldon, if this is what he wants, he should ask for it.
最糟糕又能怎样 不就是被拒绝吗 I mean, what's the worst that happens? They say no.
我不会让他们拒绝我 Well, I'm not gonna let them say no.
如果他们不希望我辞职就得批准 If they don't want me to quit, this is what it's gonna take.
等等 你打算辞职 Wait, you're gonna quit?
对 你也说过 我必须争取我想要的 Yeah. It's like you said, I have to go after what I want,
如果我在加州理工得不到 and if I can't get that at Caltech,
这世界上的大学多的是 there are plenty of other universities in the world.
这世界上 In the world?
我都没办法让你去海滩 I can't even get you to go to the beach,
现在你想去全世界啦 and now you want to move to the world?
我也不想 Well, I don't want to,
但如果这是我必须做的... but if that's what I have to do...
你不觉得以辞职要挟这种事 Okay, don't you think threatening to quit your job is something
应该先问过我吗 you should run by me first?
你说过我不应该担心你的感受 You said I shouldn't worry about your feelings.
我指的是我不在乎的事情的感受 I meant feelings about things that I don't care about!
我不确定什么时候要掺和进来 Now, I'm not quite sure when to jump in here...
-不是时候 -好 - Not now. ‭- Okay.
你想谈 我们就谈 Fine, you want to talk about it? Let's talk about it.
我不喜欢现在的工作 I-I'm not loving my job right now.
这是能带给我快乐的事情 And this is something that would make me happy.
你不希望我快乐吗 Don't you want me to be happy?
我以前为这事栽过跟头 Oh, I've been dinged on this before.
不管你怎么想 必须回答"希望" Whatever you really think, you have to say yes.
-我当然希望你快乐 -做得好 - Of course I want you to be happy. - Well played.
我知道这似乎很可怕 Okay, I know this seems scary,
但我的计划书很有力度 but I put together a strong proposal.
对我对大学都有好处 It's good for me, it's good for the university.
他们会同意的 They're gonna give it to me.
不行 No.
抱歉 塞伯特校长 I'm sorry, President Siebert,
但我不接受否定答案 but I'm not taking no for an answer.
我懂点俄语 I speak a little Russian.
俄语的"否"你接受吗 Will you take nyet for an answer?
我说真的 I'm serious.
那一切自然不同了 Oh. Well, that changes everything.
-真的吗 -"否"[俄语] - Really? - Nyet.
我知道很多人玩得不亦乐乎 I know a lot of people have been having fun
声称我说我发现了外星人 claiming that I said I found alien life.
我想说清楚 I want to make it clear
我不是这样说的 that is not what I said.
我的确说过有这种可能 I did say that was one possible explanation.
我不觉得这有什么可嘲笑的 I don't think that's something to mock.
对吧 光假设宇宙中只有我们 Right? It would be arrogant for us to assume
那也未免太自大了 that we are alone in the universe.
作为科学家 我们要保持开放心态 And as scientists, we need to remain open
尽管真相有可能听起来很傻 to the possibility that the truth may sound silly
或是牵强附会 or far-fetched.
地球是圆的 导致疾病的细菌 Uh, the round Earth. Germs that cause diseases.
亚原子粒子 Subatomic particles.
这些都曾经被认为是想象 All these at one time seemed fanciful.
谁又能说今日的科幻 So who's to say what science fiction of today
他日不会成为现实 will be the reality of tomorrow?
能移民去火星吗 Will there be colonies on Mars?
物质传送 Uh, matter transporters?
也许尼斯湖水怪是真实存在的 Perhaps the Loch Ness Monster is real.
谁知道呢 我意思是 Who knows? I'm just saying that...
科学进步的唯一方式 the only way science moves forward
就是让证据带领我们 is to follow the evidence wherever it leads,
哪怕有时候会让我们说的话显得疯狂 even if it makes us sound crazy sometimes.
妮妮 看这个 Hey, Bernie, look at this.
"加州理工天体物理学家声称 "Caltech astrophysicist claims
尼斯湖水怪是真实存在的" Loch Ness Monster is real."
-怎么样 -非常好 - Hey. How did it go? - Great.
你得到那份工作了吗 What, so you got the job?
我没有 I did not.
你辞职了吗 莱纳德 我不能搬家 So you quit? Okay, Leonard, I can't move.
我刚买了半年的灵魂动感单车会员 I just bought a six-month membership to SoulCycle.
我没有辞职 Well, I-I didn't quit.
我说我会辞职 I said I was going to.
我走出门就开始哭 I walked out the door and started crying.
我不断地叫"我的天 我该怎么办" You know, "Oh, my, God, oh, my God, oh, my God, what'd I do?"
然后他又把我叫回去 And then he called me back in.
他改主意了吗 Then he changed his mind?
没有 He did not.
我真的不知道 I'm really confused about
对这个故事要作出什么反应了 how to react to this story.
塞伯特校长不希望我离开 President Siebert didn't want to lose me.
尽管他们不能让我 Even though they couldn't make me
做等离子体团队的首席研究员 a lead investigator on a plasma team,
但光子纠缠团队 there was an opening for a co-lead
有一个联合首席的空缺 on a photon entanglement team.
是不是很酷 How cool is that?
你得告诉我 You're gonna have to tell me.
真的很酷 It's really cool.
我真为你高兴 Oh, I am so happy for you.
我差点就得到我想要的 如果没有你差点相信我 I almost got what I wanted, and it never would have happened
这一切就不会发生 if you hadn't almost believed in me. ‭
我们来庆祝 你想做什么 Let's celebrate. What do you want to do?
拜托别再让我做决定 Oh, please don't make me decide another thing. ‭
你想和我一起去骑灵魂动感单车吗 Hey, you want to go to SoulCycle with me?
给我一分钟 我想其他活动 Give me a minute, I'll think of something.
我知道你在想什么 Now, I know what you're thinking:
西兰花浩克是否就是快乐的绿巨人 isn't Broccoli Hulk basically just the Jolly Green Giant?
快乐的绿巨人是知名的冷冻蔬菜罐头品牌的卡通形象
我的确是这样想的 That is what I was thinking.
我们别再讨论了 Let's never discuss it again.
不是吧 Really?
-你又在躲佩妮吗 -不是不是 - Are you hiding from Penny again? - No. No, no, no.
我和她去骑灵魂动感单车 腿太痛了 我... I-I went to SoulCycle with her, and my legs hurt so bad, I...
真的站不起来了 literally can't stand up.
谢尔顿 你陪他吧 Sheldon, why don't you keep him company.
好 All right.
你好 莱纳德 Hello, Leonard.
你有没有想过 Have you ever wondered
如果浩克是冰冻果子露做的会怎么样 what the Hulk would be like if he were made of sherbet?
我放弃 I give up.
会是美味的浩克 Delicious.