碳 Carbon.
两个月后
氢 Hydrogen.
碳 Carbon.
最后一个 And last but not least,
碳 carbon.
我可能是胶水吸多了说疯话 This might be the glue talking,
但过去这139个半小时我过得很愉快 but that was a very pleasurable 139 and a half hours.
我同意 Agreed.
这到底是什么DNA What kind of DNA is this, anyway?
我当时想设计 I was trying to design the genetic code
高级人种的基因序列 of an advanced race of human being.
-这其实是我仅有的几次失败之一 -出什么问题了 - One of my rare failures, actually. - What went wrong?
小球不断粘到我裤子上 The balls kept sticking to my pants.
放着等它干吧 Let's just let it dry.
-嗨 -你好 - Hi. -‭ Hello.
宝贝 我回来了 Hey, babe.
-别用力关... -别用力关... - Oh, don't slam the... - Don't slam the...
真是又刺激又兴奋啊 That was exhilarating.
-你们去取裙子了吗 -是的 - You pick up your dresses? - Yep.
裁缝得把我的改紧一点 把佩妮的改松一点 The tailor had to take mine in and let Penny's out.
今天真是我这辈子最美好的一天 Best day of my life.
那你遇见我那天呢 What about the day you met me?
我维持原判 I stand by my statement.
谢谢你们送我们衣服 Well, thank you guys so much for the clothes
鞋子和机票 and the shoes, the plane tickets.
你们太慷慨了 You've been so generous.
我们看重的是能和所有朋友 Well, it's important that all of our friends
一起分享得奖时刻 get to share this moment with us.
未来很多年 你们可以告诉其他人 And then for years to come, you can tell others
你在第一排亲眼见证了历史 you had a front-row seat to history.
不过确切来说 Although, technically,
你们的座位在第二排 I think your seats are in the second row.
你想回公寓 Do you want to go back to the apartment
看我试穿裙子吗 and see me try on my dress?
我不是应该在诺贝尔颁奖典礼上第一次看到吗 Shouldn't I see it for the first time at the Nobel ceremony?
又不是结婚 It's not a wedding.
给我点时间让我想想 Okay. Well, give me a minute to think
我不想看到的其他原因 of another reason I don't want to see it.
这样吧 我试穿的时候你可以练习 How about this-- you can practice your acceptance speech
你的获奖感言 while I try on the dress.
太好了 你可以帮我缩减到90分钟 Ah, great. You can help me whittle it down to 90 minutes.
你的裙子要改松 艾米起疑心了吗 Was Amy suspicious when they had to let your dress out?
她太开心了 根本没有问 No. She was so happy, she didn't even question it.
总会有人发现的 Someone's gonna figure it out.
-何不现在就跟大家坦白呢 -不行 太早了 - Why don't we just tell people? - No, it's too early.
-我脑子还没完全转过来呢 -我转过来了 - I haven't even wrapped my head around it. - ‭I have.
-都要转个几圈了 -好吧 - My head is wrapped. - Yeah, well...
如果某人当时也"套"好转紧 if something else had been wrapped,
就不会搞成现在这样了 we wouldn't be in this situation.
不好意思啊 但我记得 Excuse me, but if I recall,
是你和谢尔顿出去喝酒 you're the one who went out drinking with Sheldon,
回家后向我主动进攻 then came home and attacked me.
进攻 我说的是"想来吗" Attacked you? I said, "Do you wanna?"
对啊 Yeah.
我当时弱小又无助 I was helpless. ‭
那么... So...
想来吗 do you wanna?
反正也不可能孕上加孕了 Well, I can't get more pregnant. ‭
走着瞧 We'll see about that.
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第十二季 第二十四集[全剧终]
麦克 爸爸和妈妈 Now, Michael, Mommy and Daddy
要离开几天 are going away for a couple days,
如果你要说出人生中第一句话 so if you're gonna say your first words,
就现在说 否则就等我们回来再说 you got to do it now or wait till we get back.
某人刚刚尿在大宝宝的便壶里 Somebody just peed in the big girl potty.
我真为你骄傲 Oh, I'm so proud!
是她吧 It was her, right?
对 Yes.
你觉得把他们 You still feel good about leaving them
交给斯图尔特和德妮丝能行吗 with Stuart and Denise for a couple days?
应该吧 我只是希望不要错过麦克的第一句话 I guess. I just hope we don't miss Michael's first words.
或是斯图尔特的最后遗言 Or Stuart's last words.
你知道已经有好些年 You realize it's been years
我们没有独自出门了吧 since we've got away just the two of us.
我知道 我迫不及待 I know. I can't wait.
高级酒店房间 豪华大床 Fancy hotel room. The big bed.
对 我们要睡个昏天黑地 Yeah. We're gonna sleep our asses off.
你真觉得遛她可以帮助我认识女生吗 You really think walking her is gonna help me meet girls?
小桂子是吸女神器 Cinnamon is chick bait.
很好 因为我不是 Good. 'Cause I'm not.
记住 Just remember,
你是主人 you're in charge.
不要让她牵着你走 Don't let her pull you.
我这个吨位好像也不太可能吧 That seems like an unnecessary thing to say.
拜托 如果你有任何麻烦任何问题 And please, if you have any problems, any questions,
马上打给我 好吗 call me immediately, okay?
她是我的宝贝 She's my baby.
应该不会有问题 但以防万一 It shouldn't come up, but just in case:
我可以在哪里买到和她一模一样的狗 where could I buy a dog that looks exactly like her?
开玩笑的 如果她死了 我会直说 Kidding. If she dies, I'll just tell you.
准备好了吗 Ready?
稍等 Oh. Hang on.
开始 Go.
"国王和王后陛下 诺贝尔学院的各位院士 "Your majesties, members of the Nobel Academy--
我小时候在东德州长大 When I was a young boy growing up in East Texas
我一直知道我会登上这个舞台 I always knew I'd wind up on this stage,
所有说我没机会的人 And everybody who said I wouldn't looks
现在都像傻子 Pretty darn foolish right now.
我说的是你 高中科学老师休伯特·吉文斯" I'm talking about you, high school science teacher Mr. Hubert Givens..."
谢尔顿 Sheldon, Sheldon.
你为什么说得这么快 Why are you talking so fast?
我想尽力把发言控制在90分钟内 I'm trying to get my speech down to 90 minutes.
没人能听明白你在说些什么 Nobody's gonna be able to understand a word you're saying.
你终于懂了我的人生 Welcome to my life.
我觉得你得做些删改 I think you need to do some editing,
也许去掉童年的部分吧 like maybe cut out all that stuff about your childhood.
开玩笑吗 在东德州的郊区长大 Are you kidding? Growing up in the backwoods of East Texas
令我成长为温暖可亲的人 is what makes me warm and relatable.
那么去掉点名那些 Well, what about all these pages
说你不会成功的人的名字的部分呢 calling out everyone who said you wouldn't succeed?
我跟他们说过有天他们会后悔的 I told them all they would rue the day.
如果这一天到来了 但他们却没有充满悔恨 How is it gonna make me look if the day finally comes,
那我面子往哪里挂 and they're not filled with rue?
谢尔顿 重点不是令人后悔 Sheldon, this isn't about ruing.
而是 This is about...
谦虚地接受无上的荣誉 humbly accepting a great honor.
艾米 我们赢得了诺贝尔物理学奖 Amy, we won the Nobel Prize in Physics.
谦虚是留给那些诺贝尔二流奖得主的 Humility is for people who win the goofy Nobels
比如说文学 经济 和平奖 like Literature, Economics and Peace.
拜托告诉我你的感言中没有这段话 Please tell me that's not in your speech.
我可以去掉 但这是我准备的唯一一个笑话 Oh. I can cut it, but it's the only joke I have.
放下百吉饼 在我们去机场前 All right, bagels down. Before we head to the airport,
我想再跟大家过几件事 I'd like to go over a few things.
我们从飞机上下来的那一刻起 From the moment we step off the plane,
你们每一位就成为我和艾米的大使 each and every one of you is an ambassador for Amy and myself.
早跟你说过世上没有白吃的午餐 I told you these tickets weren't free.
因此 你们的行为必须符合最高标准 As such, your behavior must reflect the highest standards.
拉杰 放下百吉饼 Uh, Raj. Bagel down.
如果我血糖低开始毒舌 那你就怪你自己 If my blood sugar drops and I get bitchy, it's on you.
艾米 不如你接着来 Amy, why don't you kick us off.
谢谢 Thank you.
"斯堪的纳维亚的恶劣气候 "The challenging climate of Scandinavia
在瑞典人的性格上烙下了印记 Has left its mark on the Swedish character.
那些严厉的现代维京人 These dour, latter-day Vikings
对待陌生人会比较慢热 Are slow to warm up to strangers,
但如果你遵照以下简单几步 But if you follow a few easy steps,
瑞典人也可以成为你的终生朋友" a Swede can be your friend for life."
第一 "Number one,
"在瑞典 守时是十分重要的 "In Sweden, punctuality is taken very seriously.
换句话说就是 芬兰人那种拖拉懒散的态度 "In other words, the loosey-goosey attitude in Helsinki
在斯德哥尔摩是行不通的" will not fly in Stockholm."
"第二 在所有 "Two, at the beginning
商业社交场合的开始与结束时间 "And end of all business and social meetings,
要与在场的每一个人握手 "Shake hands with everyone present--
包括男人 女人和孩子" men, women and children."
并且鼓励大家乘坐飞机时 Yes, you're all encouraged to pair off and practice this
等待安全带指示灯熄灭后 两人一组排练起来 once we're in the air and the seat belt sign is off.
请说 佩妮 Yes, Penny? ‭Oh.
我们非去不可吗 Do we have to go?
是的 提醒你 佩妮 商务舱的酒免费 Yes. And a reminder, Penny, there's free alcohol
请你不要狂饮 in business class-- don't abuse it.
放心 我不会喝的 Relax. I'm not gonna drink.
-为什么 你怀孕了吗 -什么 没有 - Why? You pregnant? - Wha...? No.
没有 我只是 No, I just, you know,
不喜欢坐飞机喝酒 I don't like to drink when I fly.
得了吧 我看过你在洗澡时喝酒 Please. I've seen you drink in the shower.
你们两个人一起洗过澡吗 You guys have showered together?
有时候你真是 Sometimes you're just...
恶 ech.
你没否认哦 That wasn't a no.
我们现在该出发了 要在登机前六小时 All right, well, we should head out now if we're gonna get
准时到达机场 to the airport six hours before boarding.
等一下 各位 我们刚刚学的 Excuse me. Hello? What did we
在商务见面结束后该怎么做来着 just learn about the end of business meetings?
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
好 非常好 随便吧 Yeah, great. Whatever.
继续 Go on.
你先走 走 You first. Go.
等等 Wait.
救命 Help me! ‭Oh.
-救命 -等等 过来 - Help me! - Oh, wait. Come here.
-我们可以的 -进来 进来 - We got this. - Yeah, get in, get in, get in.
等一下 我有个主意 Hang on. I've-I've got an idea.
做得好 你证明了自己 Well done. You know, you're proving to be
是我的随从中不可或缺的一份子 an invaluable part of my entourage.
好耶 Cool.
怎么了 Yeah?
-你怎么样 -挺好的 干嘛 - How you doing? - Fine. Why?
这是我们第一次离孩子这么远 Well, this is the furthest we've ever been away from the kids.
就是看看你怎么样 I was just checking to see if you're okay.
在看第二部《侠探杰克》感觉好极了 I'm on my second Jack Reacher. I'm doing great.
很好 我也是 Good. Me, too.
我刚刚看着地图 I was just looking at the map.
忍不住想到 我们在这儿 Couldn't help thinking: we're here
孩子们在那 如果发生了什么事 and they're there, and if anything happened,
我们就得先飞到这里 才能飞回去那里 we'd have to go here to get all the way back there.
你干嘛要让我也紧张起来 Why are you trying to freak me out?
这是我们的假期 This is our vacation.
觉得我们得一起感受些什么 I thought we should do things together.
霍华德 孩子们很好 Howard, the kids are okay.
你怎么知道 How do you know that?
我就是知道 妈妈全都知道 I just know. A mother knows.
怎么 原力与你同在了 So what, now the Force is with you?
试一试 Let's see.
这是你绝对不想惹的女人[心灵控制] This is not the woman you want to annoy.
-霍华德 霍华德 -干嘛 - Howard. Howard. ‭- What?
你看看坐我旁边的那个女人 You see the woman sitting next to me?
她怎么了 What about her?
是不是她 Is this her?
《吸血鬼猎人巴菲》吗 Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
冷静 Shh! Be cool.
不 不是她 No, that's not her. ‭
好 现在你再看 Okay. How about now?
两个小时里 她已经去厕所 That's the fourth time she's been to the bathroom
整整4次了 in the last two hours.
所以呢 So?
她吃的早餐没有问题 我是确认过的 Her breakfast was binding. I made sure of that.
-所以呢 -所以很明显 - So? - ‭So she clearly has
她有某种肠胃疾病 some sort of stomach distress.
如果是病毒性的 我们都有危险 If it's viral, we're all susceptible.
她可能只是晕机了 She's probably just airsick.
对 可如果不是呢 Yeah, but what if she's not?
万一我们被她传染了 What if we get what she has?
万一瑞典国王被我们传染了呢 What if we infect the King of Sweden?
战争就是这么开始的 That's how wars start.
确定了 这就是《极度恐慌》的剧情 她是那只猴 All right, that's it, this is Outbreak and she's the monkey.
等等 不要 Wait. Stop.
理智点 Be reasonable.
莱纳德 Leonard...
我们需要处理一下你的妻子 we need to do something about your wife.
-怎么了 -她很明显病了 - What's the matter?- She is clearly sick,
我们所有人都会被她拖累的 and she's gonna take us all down with her.
她没病 谢尔顿 She's not sick, Sheldon.
她有病 而且我会被传染 She is, and I'm gonna catch it,
我这辈子最重要的一天就要被毁掉了 and it's gonna ruin the greatest day of my life.
我保证 你肯定不会染上她的症状 I promise you're not going to get what she has.
怎么了 What's going on?
不洁净 不洁净 Unclean! Unclean!
什么 What?
他觉得你生病了 He thinks you're sick.
我们要不要告诉他 Should we tell him?
如果我们不告诉他 Well, if we don't, he might try
他会吵着要跳机的 and jump out of the plane. ‭
对 但并没有回答我的问题 Yeah. Doesn't answer my question.
告诉我什么 Tell me what?
我怀孕了 谢尔顿 I'm pregnant, Sheldon.
你说得对 我肯定不会染上她这症状 You're right, I can't catch that.
好消息 艾米 Good news, Amy.
她只是怀孕了 She's just pregnant.
你在开玩笑吧 Are you kidding me?
你刚刚得知一个关怀爱护了你十二年的女人 You just found out that a woman who has loved and cared for you
她怀孕了 而你却只说 for 12 years is pregnant, and all you can say is
她不会让你得病 你放心了 you're relieved that she's not gonna get you sick?
不用给我总结 There's no need for a recap.
我刚刚在场 I was there.
-你怎么没告诉我 -我没告诉任何人 - Why didn't you tell me? - I didn't tell anybody.
我不是随便任何人 我是你最好的朋友 I'm not anybody. I'm your best friend.
-怎么了 -她怀孕了 - What's going on? ‭- She's pregnant.
太好了 That's fantastic!
你怎么之前没告诉我 Why didn't you tell me?
她也没告诉我 She didn't tell me, either.
但我是她最好的朋友啊 But I'm her best friend.
我们之后再来谈这个 We'll get into that later.
你不是说你永远不会生孩子吗 What happened to "I'm never gonna have kids"?
那是个意外 我那天跟谢尔顿一起出去喝酒了 It was an accident. I went out drinking with Sheldon.
天啊 Oh, my gosh.
我们是"共夫姐妹"吗 We're sister wives?
不是 我喝完回家跟莱纳德睡了 No. Then I went home and slept with Leonard.
-但脑海里幻想的是... -莱纳德 - While fantasizing about... - Leonard.
也意淫了下性感男星艾德里斯·艾巴 And a little Idris Elba.
-我是说 他实在... -没错 - I mean, ah... ‭- Oh, yeah.
你希望我说什么 What would you like me to say?
祝贺一下我们怎么样 How about congratulating us?
祝贺你们合适吗 Are congratulations even in order?
我以为佩妮根本不想生孩子 I didn't think Penny wanted children.
她之前是不想 现在想了 Well, she didn't, now she does.
再告诉你一下 And just so you know,
我们本来并不打算说出来的 we weren't gonna tell anybody
不想在你的大日子抢你的风头 so we wouldn't upstage your big day.
拜托 这风头你们想抢也抢不了 Oh, please, you couldn't upstage us.
我们可是赢了诺贝尔奖啊 We won a Nobel Prize.
而任何一个白痴都能生孩子 Any idiot can have a baby.
怎么了 Hey. What's going on?
活生生的例子来了 Case in point.
你就是个自私的混蛋 You are a selfish jerk.
你和你的诺贝尔奖都去死吧 To hell with you and your Nobel Prize.
我在她的包里翻到了她的登机牌 I found her boarding pass in her purse.
就是她了 实锤 It's totally her.
斯图尔特 就了解下情况 Hi, Stuart, just checking in.
看是否一切都好 Seeing if everything's okay.
当然了 我们玩得很开心 Oh, yeah, we're having fun.
我 哈雷和德妮丝玩了一整天的捉迷藏 Me, Halley and Denise played hide-and-seek all day.
-真不错 -是啊 - Oh, that's nice. - Yeah.
我一下子就找到德妮丝了 I found Denise right away.
哈雷藏在哪儿了 Where was Halley hiding?
重要的是 她现在不在那里了 Uh, the important thing is she's not there now.
好吧 所以大家都开心又健康吗 Okay, so, everyone's happy and healthy?
那得看情况了 Well, that depends.
这话什么意思 What's that mean?
你们离开时 哈雷有多少颗牙 Uh, how many teeth did Halley have when you left?
满嘴的牙 All of them.
好吧 那正是我害怕的情况 Oh, yeah, that's-that's what I was afraid of.
发生什么事了 What happened?
好吧 我说了 Um, well, all right.
麦克昨晚发烧了 Um, Michael had a little fever last night.
麦克发烧了吗 Michael had a fever?
你们到底想不想听哈雷的情况了 Do you want to hear about Halley or not?
发生什么事了 斯图尔特 What happened, Stuart?
他有点发烧 不用担心 He was running a little fever, nothing to worry about.
哈雷这个贴心小宝贝 And Halley, bless her heart,
想把他的安慰熊送去给他 wanted to bring him his boo-boo bear,
所以她翻过防护栏 so she climbed over the safety rail
从楼梯上滚了下来 and took a little tumble down the stairs.
她从楼梯上摔了下来 She fell down the stairs?!
她是从楼梯上滚下去的 She rolled down the stairs,
全程一直在笑 laughing the whole time.
总之 等她滚到底部的时候 Anyway, when she got to the bottom,
就少了颗牙 there was a tooth missing.
斯图尔特 Oh, Stuart!
她没事 She's fine!
她还觉得这很好玩呢 She thought it was funny.
你有没有保存下来给牙仙 Did you at least save it for the tooth fairy?
没有 我们找不到 No, we couldn't find it.
我们大概知道在哪里 We have a theory about where it is,
但要等到6到8小时后才能确认 but it'll take six to eight hours to confirm.
说到这个 Speaking of which,
你们家的意面过滤盆放在哪儿了 where do you keep the spaghetti strainer?
拜托 你不会真指望他的反应 Come on, you didn't seriously expect him to react
跟正常人一样吧 like a normal human being.
那倒没有 但经过这么多年 No, but still, a-after all these years,
我忍受了他那么多臭毛病 after all the crap I've put up with,
我还以为哪怕就这么一次 you'd think just this once
他可以做到在乎别人的感受 he'd care about someone else's feelings.
-天啊 -怎么了 - Oh, my God! - ‭What?
盐腌鲱鱼 真没想到竟然这么好吃 Pickled herring. Who knew how good it was!
真的吗 Really?
听着很恶心 看着很恶心 闻着很恶心 Sounds gross. Looks gross. Smells gross.
尝着太美味 It's delicious!
肯定是我点的盐腌鳕鱼来了 Ooh, that might be my salted cod!
什么事 What?
谢尔顿有话对你们说 Sheldon has something he'd like to say.
我很抱歉我之前的反应很不恰当 I'm sorry I didn't react appropriately.
你和佩妮即将迎来新生命 You and Penny are bringing new life into the world.
恭喜了 我也迫不及待想见到它 Congratulations. I can't wait to meet it.
-"它" -那是个中性的代词 - "It"? ‭- That's a gender-neutral pronoun.
如果你觉得被冒犯 去找英语这门语言撕逼吧 If you're offended, take it up with the English language.
太好了 你们在这里 听我说 Oh, good, you're here. Listen,
我们想着要不要坐飞机回洛杉矶 we're thinking maybe we should go back to L.A.
-为什么 -我们离孩子这么远实在不放心 - Why? ‭- We just can't be this far away from the kids.
妮妮快崩溃了 Bernie's having a meltdown,
老实说 我也一样 and, frankly, so am I.
振作一下啊 这可是我的大日子 Yeah, well, pull it together. This is a big day for me.
好吧 我之前还不确定该怎么做 Yeah, I wasn't sure what to do.
现在我确定了 我们要回家 Now I am. We're going home.
我们跟你们一起 We'll join you. ‭
等等 我有发言权吗 Oh, wait. Do I get a vote in this?
飞机上也有盐腌鲱鱼 They'll have pickled herring on the plane.
再见 Bye-bye.
我也不想这么说 Well, I hate to say it,
但我觉得大家都太自私了 but I think everyone is being incredibly selfish.
这方面你最有发言权了 Well, you would be the authority on the subject.
你这话什么意思 What does that mean?
谢尔顿 能赢得诺贝尔奖 没人比我更开心 Sheldon, no one is happier than I am to win the Nobel.
但这远没有我们的朋友重要 But it's not more important than our friends.
他们都要抛下我们了 还算什么朋友 How can you call them friends when they're abandoning us?
他们要抛下我们 They're abandoning us
是因为你伤了他们的心 because you broke their hearts.
-我不是有意的 -我知道 - I didn't mean to. - ‭I know!
你从来都不是故意的 You never mean to.
这也是大家容忍你的唯一原因 That's the only reason people tolerate you!
连你也这样吗 Does that include you?
有时候 是的 Sometimes, yeah.
好了 鱼的部分吐完了 Okay, that's it for the fish.
接下来很快回到肉丸单元 We'll be back with the meatballs
在那之前请先听听我们赞助商的发言 after a short word from our sponsor.
谢谢你 Oh, thank you.
莱纳德 我不能回去 Leonard, I can't go home.
-我得留在这陪艾米 -我知道 - I have to be there for Amy. - ‭Yeah.
我刚才也在想这件事 I was thinking that, too.
虽然我很生谢尔顿的气 As angry as I am at Sheldon,
但我还是想看着他赢得那块奖牌 I still want to see him win that medal.
真的好奇怪啊 It's so strange.
无论那家伙有多不懂事多自私 No matter how thoughtless and selfish he is,
我还是爱他 I still love him.
如果换个角度想 If you think about it,
他也算是我们多年的练习版孩子了 he has kind of been our practice kid.
就像大家做松饼的时候 Like when you make pancakes
第一张饼总是比较歪七扭八 and the first one comes out a little wonky.
大学更愿意称其为"怪杰" The university prefers "quirky."
你好 Hello.
怎么样 是霍华德 Hey. It's Howard.
我们也是 Oh, us, too.
-等等 怎么了 -他们也想留下 - Wait, what? - They're gonna stay.
孩子们没事了 妮妮的父母接手了 The kids are fine. Bernie's parents took over.
真的吗 Really?
小可怜 Oh, poor little guy.
麦克还好吧 Is Michael okay?
没事 是斯图尔特有事 Yeah, it's Stuart.
妮妮的爸爸给他个拥抱 他断了根肋骨 Bernie's dad gave him a hug, cracked a rib.
好 那我们楼下大厅碰头 Yeah. Okay, we'll meet you in the lobby.
你大概需要多久能准备好 How long is it gonna take you to get ready?
给我个5到10分钟就行了 Oh, I just need, like, five or ten minutes.
-真的假的 -当然假的 你白痴啊 - Really? - No. What is wrong with you?!
物理学奖的获得者是 And in the field of physics,
艾米·菲拉·福勒博士 Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler
与谢尔顿·库珀博士 and Dr. Sheldon Cooper
他们发现了超不对称性 for their discovery of super-asymmetry.
先说清楚 这不是约会 Just to be clear, this isn't a date.
我知道啊 Yeah, I know.
那你干嘛牵我的手 Then why are you holding my hand?
谢谢您 国王陛下 Thank you, your majesties.
谢谢诺贝尔奖委员会 Thank you to the Nobel Committee.
我们深感荣幸 We are deeply honored.
我想借由这个机会 I would just like to take this moment
向全天下梦想投身 to say to all the young girls out there
科学界的小女孩说 who dream about science as a profession:
勇敢追梦吧 go for it.
这是世界上最棒的工作 It is the greatest job in the world.
如果有人说你们不行 别听他的 And if anybody tells you you can't, don't listen.
现在呢 And now,
说到不听人说话 speaking of not listening,
有请我丈夫 谢尔顿·库珀博士 my husband, Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
谢尔顿 Sheldon.
怎么 你说完了吗 说得真棒 What? Did you finish? Great job.
谢谢你 福勒博士 Thank you, Dr. Fowler.
我准备了一段 I have a very long
又臭又长还有点以自我中心的演讲稿 and somewhat self-centered speech here.
但我决定不照念了 But I'd like to set it aside.
-太好了 -干得好 - Yeah! - Way to go!
因为这份荣誉并不只属于我一个人 Because this honor doesn't just belong to me.
我此刻能有幸站在这里 I wouldn't be up here if it weren't
得感谢我生命中一些十分重要的人 for some very important people in my life.
首先是我的母亲 父亲 姥姥 Beginning with my mother, father, meemaw,
哥哥与姐姐 brother and sister.
然后还有我另一个家庭 And my other family,
我很高兴他们今天也在场 who I'm so happy to have here with us.
那是《吸血鬼猎人巴菲》吗 Is that Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
我之前对我的成就有误解 I was under a misapprehension
觉得这一切都是我自己的功劳 that my accomplishments were mine alone.
但事实完全不是如此 Nothing could be further from the truth.
一直以来 我受到的鼓励支持 I have been encouraged, sustained,
激励与容忍 inspired and tolerated
不仅来自我的妻子 not only by my wife,
还来自世界上最好的一群朋友 but by the greatest group of friends anyone ever had.
现在我想请他们起立 I'd like to ask them to stand.
拉杰什·库萨帕里博士 Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali.
伯纳黛特·罗斯滕科斯基·沃罗威茨博士 Dr. Bernadette Rostenkowski Wolowitz.
宇航员霍华德·沃罗威茨 Astronaut Howard Wolowitz.
以及我世上最好的两个挚友 And my two dearest friends in the world,
佩妮·霍夫斯塔德 Penny Hofstadter...
以及莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德博士 ...and Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.
莱纳德与佩妮初次相遇时我在场 I was there the moment Leonard and Penny met.
他对我说"他们的孩子一定会又聪明又好看" He said to me that their babies would be smart and beautiful.
而现在他们即将迎来新生命 And now that they're expecting,
我毫不怀疑这孩子会像他说的那样 I have no doubt that that will be the case.
谢谢祝福 谢尔顿 Thanks, Sheldon.
我还没告诉我爸妈 但谢了 I-I haven't told my parents yet, but thanks.
对不起啦 Oh. I'm sorry.
别外传最后说的这件事 Don't tell anyone that last thing.
这是个秘密 That's a secret.
霍华德 伯纳黛特 Howard, Bernadette,
拉杰 佩妮 莱纳德 Raj, Penny, Leonard,
抱歉我一直不是个称职的朋友 I apologize if I haven't been the friend you deserve.
但我希望你们知道 But I want you to know
我用我的方式 爱着你们所有人 in my way, I love you all.
我也爱你 And I love you.
谢谢大家 Thank you.
♪ 我们的宇宙曾经超热又超密 ♪ ♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪
♪ 直到大约140亿年前的某一天 ♪ ♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago ♪
♪ 宇宙膨胀开始了 等等 ♪ ♪ Expansion started... Wait ♪
♪ 地球开始冷却 ♪ ♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
♪ 自养生物开始发育 尼安德塔人发明工具 ♪ ♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪
♪ 我们建了长城 我们建了金字塔 ♪ ♪ We built a Wall, we built the pyramids ♪
♪ 数学 科学 历史 ♪ ♪ Math, Science, History ♪
♪ 解开了谜团 ♪ ♪ Unraveling the mystery ♪
♪ 一切都始于大爆炸 ♪ ♪ That all started with a big bang. ♪